#jasonbankscomedy

[deepspaceballet]

gaius: merlin, i checked your-

merlin: gaius, can i get a ride to-

gaius: no. listen, i checked your browsing history-

merlin: okay, i was honestly trying to spell “pianist” then all of a sudden all that just popped up and i didn’t-

gaius: no, i’m talking about these

merlin: what?

gaius: “how to hurt your friend’s father”?

merlin: found some pretty good ideas

gaius: “is it illegal to hit your friend’s father”?

merlin: turns out yes it is

gaius: “are old men strong”?

merlin: okay that one wasn’t clear

gaius: “how much does a hitman cost”?

merlin: 10,000 pounds

gaius: “how to make 10,000£ fast”?

merlin: wasn’t very helpful

gaius: “how much is 3 pennies”?

merlin: not that much

gaius: “where to get a hitman for 3 pence”?

merlin: there is none

gaius: i just don’t get it. “are princes allowed to date peasants”?

merlin: they are not

gaius: “is arthur pendragon single”?

merlin: he is not

gaius: “who is arthur pendragon’s fiancé”?

merlin: some bitch named elena

gaius: “do you go to jail if you cheat on your fiancé”?

merlin: you don’t

gaius: “will a hitman take out two people?”

merlin: uther, elena

gaius: this is ridiculous! “will i go to jail if i hire the hitman”?

merlin: i will

gaius: “do you get to take showers with other people in jail”?

merlin: you do

gaius: “what happens in the showers in jail”?

merlin: uuuuhhhh

gaius: “things that people go to jail for”?

merlin: robbing banks

gaius: “what does robbery mean”?

merlin: to steal stuff

gaius: “where is the closest bank to my house”?

merlin: down the street

gaius: merlin, this is crazy! and where do you need a ride to anyway?

merlin: the bank

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[bytesizelizzlife]

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[enigmaticcattic]

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[valcalico]

Hermes: Can I go over to Apollo’s?

Maia: Sure, but that’s a dangerous neighbourhood. So remember: if anyone offers you drugs, say-

Hermes: “I am down, how much for crack?”

Maia: No! No, you are not down.

Hermes: “I am not down for any of your crack.”

Maia: Yes. And if a stranger asks you to get in his van, you say-

Hermes: “I’m on my way!”

Maia, glaring: You say “Stranger Danger”

Hermes: Yes, that’s what I meant.

Maia: What if someone comes to you and says, “Hey, I can’t find my dog, can you come help me look for him?” What do you say?

Hermes: Ok, this is easy. You help him find that dog.

Maia: No!

Hermes: Right, right, fuck that dog.

Maia, taking a deep breath: And what if someone offers you candy?

Hermes:

Hermes, shrugging: I’ll take my shirt off for a snickers-

[hellcity]

@jasonbankscomedy kept the crowd of hellions entertained on the @hell_city Columbus MainStage Saturday during the Fest! 📷: @sobelle_ More photos from Hell City Columbus on the Hell City Facebook Page! #hellcity #hellcity2019 #hellcitytattoofest #hell #festival #hellcitytattoofestival #artwork #tattoo #art #convention #liveart #artist #tattooartist #2019 #hc #tattoos #rapture #hellcitykillumbus #jasonbanks #jasonbankscomedy #hellcityliveacts #standup #comedian #comedy https://www.instagram.com/hell_city/p/BxX7FK9BqgU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ajhnlhxyowlv

[durbmorrison]

Get ready to laugh your sins away as one of Columbus Ohio‘s funniest comedians @jasonbankscomedy keeps the Saturday night crowd of hellions entertained with his Hilarious live comedy act. Jason Bank’s live comedy act will be a funny addition to the Saturday evening live performances that go down of the main stage including bands, burlesque performers, and one of the world record human contortionist You don’t want to miss this opportunity to catch Jason Banks live on the HC MainStage entertaining your souls! @hell_city Jason Banks is a stand up comedian based out of Columbus, Ohio and will be performing his hilarious act at this years Ohio Hell City Tattoo Fest! Jason's unique and refreshing style of comedy has helped him emerge as one of the top rising talents on the comedy scene. Jason’s natural ability to connect with any crowd with humorous yet over exaggerated stories has placed him as one of Columbus’s top comedians. After winning numerous contests throughout Ohio including the funniest person in Columbus contest at the Columbus Funny Bone, Jason has performed in some of the hottest clubs across the nation including the The Apollo. In addition, Jason has been featured on Tru TV’s Laff Mobb’s Laff Tracks, Sirius Satellite Radio, Kevin Hart’s LOL Network, and NBC’s Stand Up For Diversity. #hellcity #hellcity2019 #hellcitytattoofest #hell #festival #hellcitytattoofestival #artwork #tattoo #art #convention #liveart #artist #tattooartist #2019 #hc #tattoos #rapture #hellcitykillumbus #jasonbanks #jasonbankscomedy #hellcityliveacts #standup #comedian #comedy https://www.instagram.com/hell_city/p/BuCEjBABg4L/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=e119g9pauxx9

[hashtagkr]

oi mods! poderiam falar alguns influenciadores para usar de exemplo que gostariam de ver por aqui?

eu e as outras mods fizemos uma listinha separada por rede social e claramente nos empolgamos, mas aqui vai:

instagram: snitchery, lexeesmith, yu.jun_, kylehanagami, stassiebaby, bretman rock, tata werneck (!!!)

tiktok: anania00, toborowitz, cindy518c, sarahseyoung, aa.choii, hope_schwing, jasonbankscomedy, newt, howdyhowdyyall1, joshdub, pkllipe, gudan_ohusky, hankgreen1, jhono.official

twitch: pokimane, tommyinnit, quackity, alanzoka, faker, steve suptic, corpse, sykunno, lilipichu, masayoshi, quarterjodi, itshafu, tuonto, gratis status, ludwig, cellbit, xchocobars

youtube: bailey sarian, brad mondo, d'angelo wallace, femingos, juno birch (!!!), karen puzzles, lilsimsie, louie ponto, mumbo jumbo, bruno miranda, fakegamergirl, nilce e leon (!!!)