#jaune x weiss x bleiss

[juanarc-thethird]

A Fight Between Sisters.

Team JPNR's Room

Jaune: *Sitting on a chair playing video games, minding his own business*

Bleiss: *Kicks open the door*

Jaune: What the-?!!

Bleiss: Hello darling, I'm here for my vitamin D~

Jaune: Is that day already?!

Bleiss kneels down in front of him and begins to unbutton Jaune's pants.

Jaune: Hey, slow down!!

Weiss: *Comes into the room* What do you think you're doing sister?!!!

Jaune: *covers himself* Weiss! What are you doing here?

Bleiss: Go away, nobody invited you!

Weiss: You are wrong sister. Nobody invited YOU. Today it's my turn to get that vitamin D! *she says it proudly*

Jaune: What?!

Bleiss: *Stands up in front of her.* You wish.

Weiss: Do you want to make a bet to see who will receive a good dicking?

Jaune: Can I say something?

Bleiss: Fine, whoever can make darling cum the most times wins.

Jaune: Wait! Hold on a moment!

Weiss: Deal!

The two girls use their glyphs to keep Jaune pinned to the chair unable to move.

Jaune: My Oum!!

Then girls start to approach him while they undress.

Jaune: *Scarous* Hey, why don't we talk about this? Why don't we share?! Yeah, let's share! Sharing is good.... right?

The girls just smile as Jaunes worries if he's going to be able to handle what's ahead.

Jaune: Please be nice to me.

A few hours later

Both girls are covered in cum, and are still "playing" with Jaune.

Jaune: *Recharging his energies with his aura after the last shot* Can *Pant* Can we please stop? *Pant* This is too much for me. Fuck~

Weiss: *Licking his balls while she jerks him off* I'm sorry Jaune but this is a matter of Honor.

Bleiss: *Licking his other ball while massaging the tip of his cock* That's right Darling. We won't stop until there's a winner.

Jaune: *Begging* Girls...Please

Weiss: Aw~ You looks so cute when you beg. Doesn't he look cute sister?

Bleiss: Oh he definitely looks cute~ He looks so cute that I want to eat him all~ Aaah-m~! *She opens her mouth and takes his entire member*

Jaune: Oh Fuck~!!!

Weiss: Sister, that's cheating! Take it out of your mouth!

Bleiss: Nom! (No!)

Weiss: Take it out!!

Weiss starts pulling Bleiss's head to free Jaune's member. But Bleiss doesn't let him go. The movement of Bleiss's head with Weiss's pulls makes him feel extremely good.

Jaune: Weiss, Bleiss stop! You girls are going to make me cum!

But they didn't lisent

Jaune: Oh fuck, I'm about to-! Oh Shit~! OH FUCK~~!!!

His cock twitches as he cums inside Bleiss's mouth. Weiss can see how Bleiss's cheeks get fat and a little bit of cum is coming out of her mouth. She is jealous. After a while Jaune stops cumming and slowly Bleiss releases his cock without letting a single drop of cum out of her mouth. Upon releasing him, she takes a deep breath and swallows all the sweet milk that her darling gave her. She then opens her mouth, showing that she swallowed it all.

Bleiss: Oh fuck~ Thanks for the treat Darling~

Weiss: You cheated! That means you lost the bet and I won!

Bleiss: Whatever, I got what I wanted. *She winks at Jaune.* See you later, Darling~

She gets up, you take things, and she goes to the bathroom to freshen up.

Jaune: Thank god this is over.

Weiss: Who said this is over?!

Jaune: But you won the bet!

Weiss: I won the bet sure, but you still have to give me that big dick. *She begins to position herself on top of Jaune*

Jaune: Hey, just give me a moment, please. Let's at least move to the bed where it's softer, or at least leaves my hands free!

Weiss: Sorry but you look so cute like that, I want to enjoy it.

She moves the tip of his cock to the entrance of her pussy.

Jaune: Just give me a second!

Weiss: Thanks for the meal~

Jaune: Wait!!!

She falls into his lap, completely inserting Jaune's cock deep inside her. Jaune tries to hold back the pleasure while Weiss gets aroused watching him fight against her delicious pussy.

Weiss: *with heart eyes* You're all mine. *Starts kissing his neck several times as she moves her hips slowly*

[reashot]

Weiss Vs. Bleiss.

The Battle for the Future of the Arc's Booty.

Bleiss: Jaune is Mine Ice Bitch!

*thrust*

Weiss: He loves me first!

*swing*

Bleiss: You rejected him!

*riposte*

Weiss: Better him being with me than with you!

*flurry*

Bleiss: You! I hate you!!!

*clash*

Weiss: Well I never like you! You're not my sister. I wish you were never been born!

Bleiss: AHHHH!!!!!!

Jaune: *being tied up in a chair*

Please girls stop it. You're both sisters. You both should love each others... Eh?

Ruby: He, he, he, he, he... 😁

When the cats are fighting the Woofy comes and swipes away the cute hunk blonde.

Jess: And don't forget the cute Latina sheep...

Jaune: Ruby? Jess?

What the two of you doing here?

Ruby: You couldn't tell? 😏

And I thought you're the smart one.

Jess: We're going to take you away from here...

Jaune: Oh thank you. Maybe they would stop fighting if they notices I'm missing...

Wait why am I still tied up?

Jess: Because Jaune. We want you all for ourselves.

Jaune: ?!

Ruby: You see Jaune, me and Jess have comes to an agreement. ☺

We think we would stand a better chance if we join forces together.

Jess: As they said. Two heads are better than one...

Ruby: And because two gives better heads than one. 😈

Jaune: *shocked realization* No please!

Ruby. Jess! You don't have to do this.

Jess: *giggle* too late Jaune.

Ruby: You are so going to get so much loving from us you will forgive us in the morning. 😋

Jaune: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*being carried to who knows where*

If this gets 100 likes I will continue this with a JaunexRubyxJess (sorta) smut.

If it gets 200 likes. I will add Bleiss & Weiss. And as bonus the two of them making up with each other.

[decreare]

Bleiss and Weiss meet Rusted Knight in the ever after and proceed to act like siblings

Weiss was immediately smitten by Jaune's more mature look, meanwhile, Bleiss could only feel a part of herself die as she looked into his aged eyes. But still, her heart was racing as he looked at them with confusion. A bit after... Bleiss: Oh Now you like him!?!?! Weiss: Whatever do you mean half-sister of mine? Bleiss: BullSHIT you don't know what I'm talking about! Only now you want to jump on Darling's dick! What is it? He makes your Daddy Issues flare up or something!? Weiss: ... Bleiss: Oh wow, little Weissy will give out for anyone with some dirt on their face and over 30! Weiss: And why do you seem to be attracted to him so much? Bleiss: ... Um ... well... he's nice? Weiss: And YOU sister mine will feel weak in the knees if a man offers you a honest to goodness SMILE like some virgin Bleiss: Hey YOU'RE the virgin here! Weiss: If I didn't know your sorid history I would of said otherwise! Bleiss: YOU JUST WANT TO FUCK HIM BECAUSE OF YOUR DADDY ISSUES Weiss: and YOUR "daddy issues" make you want to be held tight and be called a good girl! Bleiss: ... Weiss: ... Bleiss: Wanna help me screw him tonight in that little shack of his? Weiss: Oh gods yes! Now in said shack at night... Weiss: *gurgles into a pillow*

Bleiss: See that Darling! If you were a bit rougher with Princess over here she would have been wrapped around your thick fingers~ Weiss: HE'S SO FUCKING BIG Bleiss: *Snort* you virgin~ Wanna tap out with me already? Weiss: N-no! After Jaune was done with making Weiss into a sore creampuff he made sure to shift his attention to Bleiss next Jaune: um... thanks for all of this Bleiss, didn't think you would still be interested after all this time Bleiss: DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT now fuck me like you did Weiss! Unlike her I can take a poundin'! Unbeknownst to the both of them Weiss still had some feeling in her legs, crawling herself closer as Jaune started slow with Bleiss Bleiss: H-hey! I said you can go F-faster! Weiss: *Wraps her arms around her recolor* Don't listen to her Jaune~ She LOOVES being treated like a princess! Bleiss: SHUT UP WEISS and don't listen to her! The only thing Bleiss got form her protests were kisses all over her face and shoulders by the two and Jaune's gentle thrusting becoming heavier Bleiss: *Tears in her eyes* FUCK, Darling! I'm getting close cum in me! And Jaune did just that, making sure to kiss her deeply while he filled her womb. Bleiss ended up being held tight by Jaune while she laid on top of his chest, Weiss snuggling with one of his arms.

Bleiss: *hisses* Never tell him anything ever again and thank you, he's still him Weiss: I don't care~... at least we can share him~ Bleiss:... Fuck you Weiss Weiss: And I love you too Nacht The Sleeping Jaune made sure to wrap the arm Weiss was snuggling around her body, making sure both Schnees were warm as they blushed Both: And I love you too Jaune Their last words before they slept

[arc-misadventures]

Of Lego, And Men

Weiss: Jaune still plays with lego.

Bleiss: What?! The guys a grown ass adult, and he still plays with legos? The fuck is with him?

Weiss: Told you he was such an immature child. Can't believe he tried to flirt with me.

Bleiss: He tried to what?!

Weiss: He tried to flirt with me. It was terrible.

Bleiss: Motherfuck! That bastard son of a bitch thinks he can flirt with my sister?! Where is he, I'm gonna shove my heel so far up his ass it will poke through his skull!

Weiss: Yeah, go get him sister!

~~~

Bleiss: ARC!

Jaune: Ahh?! Oh... Hey, Bleiss, need something?

Bleiss: Heard you tried to flirt with my sister dumbass! Trying to seduce her with fucking legos.

Jaune: Hey! Lego is really fun to play with. I mean, you can build so many thing with them! There are so many interesting bricks that you could make anything with them. I mean, look at what I made! Can a kid make something like this?

Bleiss: What are you gonna show me? Some sort of kiddy… castle...?

Jaune: See! Look at the things I can create with lego! You think this was easy? It took me weeks to design: To properly place all the bricks so they fit nicely, to rebuilt the same part over, and over again to make sure it looked correct! to give it a proper human shape, and design, to make sure all the armour, and weapon attachments looked proper, and functional. To give it a soul of its own! If you can't see that then.. then you're just jealous because you've never played with lego before, and that's just sad.

Bleiss: ...

Bleiss: Y-You built this...?

Jaune: Yeah, and I'm proud of what I was able to create. You got a problem with that?!

Bleiss: ...

Bleiss: I'm gonna fuck you so hard, so long, and so good it will make an experienced succubus look like a blushing school girl virgin~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Excuse me what...?

[rocknroll7575]

RWBY x MK Intros Pt.1 (Flirty edition)

How about some good ol' romance~!

XXX

Mercury: *Kicks the air as he gets on stage* I was kicking it with Emerald before I started dating you

Carmine: *Uses Semblance to twirl daggers around her hand* You obviously have a type, Mercury

Mercury: Just like living dangerously~

XXX

Bolin: *Twirls staff as he walks on stage* We're not here to talk, are we?

Gillian: *Notches arrow and aims at Sun* I'm here to suck you dry

Bolin: Gillian, we hardly know each other~

XXX

Cinder: *Flames in her eyes and smiling* Have you ever been dominated?

Roman: *Lights cigar as he walks on stage with his cane* Are you offering, Cinder?

Cinder: Submit, you may enjoy it~

XXX

Jaune: *Walks on stage with broken sword* Those boots made for walking?

Ciel: *Creates hard light sword from her watch* These boots are gonna walk all over you, Arc

Jaune: Kinky~

XXX

Bleiss: *Walks on stage, dragging her rapier behind her* Come play with me Blakey~

Blake: *Swings and lands on stage* Are we talking about fighting or something else?

Bleiss: Either way, I'm satisfied~

XXX

Bolin: *Twirls staff as he walks on stage* I don't suppose you have a sister?

Weiss: *Uses Glyphs to skate onto the stage* There is only Bleiss

Bolin: Thank you, I'll pass

[superiorsturgeon]

A Calming Influence

Bleiss: You know what I think? FUCK all of you bitches!

Yang: Jeez, could you get that stick surgically removed already? We’re just sitting here!

Bleiss: 🖕Shut up blondie! Fuck you and your stupid puns, your kitty-bitch nerd girlfriend, your jailbait sister…

Ruby: HEY!

Bleiss: *turns to Weiss* …and fuck YOU in particular, stuck-up sister of mine! 🖕😡🖕

Weiss: *offended gasp*

Blake: *on her scroll* Hello Jaune? She’s doing the thing again.

Bleiss: I can’t believe I have to play nice with you bitches! Seriously, could there even be a shittier bunch of-

Jaune: *scoops up Bleiss and throws her over his shoulder*

Bleiss: D-darling?! 😳

Ruby: Thanks, Jaune! She’s been like that all morning.

Jaune: Hey, no problem! See you all later at dinner?

Bleiss: But-but darling-?!

Jaune: *carries Bleiss into side room*

*lewd and loud Blackguard noises*

Later:

Bleiss: Hello, everyone! Isn’t it a lovely afternoon! 😇

Bleiss: Hello, Ruby! I baked some fresh cookies for you! *kisses Ruby on the forehead*

Bleiss: Oh, and Blake! I hope we’re still on for book club this evening? I’ll make tea!

Bleiss: *wraps her arms around Weiss* Sister! It’s so lovely to see you! 🥰

Yang: Wow, it sure is BLEISS to see you in such a good mood!

Bleiss: 😂 *giggling fit* Oh, Yang! You get me every time!

Bleiss: Oh, please excuse me, I have to go clean up from baking! Hugs and kisses, everyone! 🥰 *hurries away*

Ruby: We should have Jaune hang out with us more often.

Blake/Yang: Agreed.

Weiss: *on her scroll* I’m having Klein set up a room for him at my house!

[rwac96]

I feel like starting some Chaos.......Jaune has been having strange dreams. Most were actually pretty fun, til this last one it got very lewd....and when he woke up a surprise was sleeping on top.

Welcome to remnant Lilith Aensland, and to Bleiss.....more competition in the small chest but great ass department

Lilith: Wakey, wakey, handsome~. *winks*

Jaune: *groggy* U-Um, who are you?

Lilith: Your dream girl~. *leans in to kiss Jaune's cheek*

*ELSEWHERE*

Bleiss: *sneezes* Fuck!

Weiss: Ugh, let me guess? Another woman after Jaune's heart?

Bleiss: Fucking A right, bitch! *pulls out Bitchbreaker* I'm going to fucking war!

Weiss: ...I have no respect for you.

Bleiss: Oh, shut it, frigid bitch.

[thecaptdynamite]

So doing a OnlyJaunes story on Wattpad, here is the first chapter

Jaune Arc had just turned 18. He was a stalwart lad who had undergone a lot in his life.  One of the biggest hurdles was surviving Beacon Academy. You see, he had come here for righteous reasoning. But unfortunately, his means of entering were less than legal. In fact, it was illegal all around. He had spent his money on fake transcripts to get him there.

So the main problem stood as follows: he needed money and fast. Fortunately,  he was able to find a way to earn hun so extra lien so he could not have his grades suffer. The job, however well, let's just say he's glad Pyrrha has been helping him work out. 

Jaune: "Alright, I'll adjust the lighting a little bit here and here." Jaune is seen adjusting a studio light towards his bed, his scroll on a tripod and him wearing only tight boxer shorts. "Let's see. Maybe I can pose like this." In his hand, he has a button to help him take pictures, in which many of remnant has purchased.  You see, Jaune sells pictures and videos of himself on OnlyHunts, a website where beautiful people use their bodies to make money.  And since he started, he made back everything and more. "Alrighty, let's try here." He leans a bit, spreading his legs and adjusting his sack to look more plump in the underwear. A quick snap sound popped up, and he went to the camera to check it. He himself liked the angle, though he was cut he had a nicer body thanks to him working put more often, plus his Huntsman training has definitely helped a lot.  He did a few more poses, more showing off the Arc Cakes. After about 45 min, he started putting everything away after putting pants on.  He uploaded the photos he felt good about first and let time do its thing.

About an hour or so later, Jaune was sitting in Prof Port's class. As he took notes from his stories, his scroll went off on a vibrating frenzy. Luckily, it was in his pocket, and he was able to silence it. A quick smile grew as he had a feeling what it was. While Port turned to the board to write, Jaune pulled out his scroll to take a look, and as he expected, his likes went up on the post he did. Another thing he enjoyed was the compliments he received on his body. Something about helped him cope with his self-esteem issues he obtained due to his family.

AtlasMommy73: Another wonderful set Golden, God I'd love to see you.

IceTips: Please stop teasing and let us see your 2 hander ;).

SpartanStrength: Please just take me.

SpecialSnow:  Please come to Atlas so we can melt these caps. ;*

So on and so forth, the thrist was real. As more and more requests for Jaune came to light. Though he wasn't too worried about people finding out because, let's be honest, his friends were as dense as he was in the past.  He noticed Pyrrha staring into her scroll hard but paid no mind to it. He then continued his day like normal.

Throughout the day, Jaune felt eyes on hum, he's not sure why, but he felt he was being watched.  He turned around to an empty hallway. Shrugging his shoulders, he continued on his way. After a few more minutes, he felt the eyes on him again. Suddenly, he turned around and looked once more only to seek the same empty hallway.

Jaune: "Man, I think I need more sleep." He turned and walked towards the dorms.  As he did, a certain redhead was following him, not the one you're thinking if.

???: "Soooo fearless leader, you're the famous Golden Knight?" Jaune froze as he turned around and saw none other than Nora. "Don't worry, fearless leader, I only want one thing." Jaune, starting panicking, what could she want, money? Fame? Dic- "I wanna be your manager!"

Jaune: "Wait, what?" Jaune felt releived, but at the same time, he had an overwhelming amount of dread.

Nora: "You see, Jaune-Jaune, I know that you've been taking pictures. And though you've hidden your face, I can tell. Surprisingly, no one has put two and two together, but I can help edit your photos to prevent that. And even offer to maybe do BG shoots. For let's say 30 percent to see how you like it. Sound good?"

Jaune was at an impass. What did he have to really lose. He knew he could trust Nora, and he was making a good amount of money.

Jaune: "You know what, Nora, you got a deal!" He sticks his hand out for a handshake, but Nora grabs it and hugs him tight.

Nora: "Oh, I can't wait to show you what we can do!"

-if enough are interested I can post the link for you all for the rest.

[danurso]

Bleiss' turn

Weiss let her guard down for one damn second, it was more than enough for Bleiss to swoop in

Previously

[howlingday]

Jaune: (In bed, Red-faced) Babe! (Coughs hoarsely, Bleiss enters) Baby, could you get me some chicken soup?

Bleiss: Oh, Darling, I've something hot and wet for your throat right here~!

Jaune: No. Bleiss. I'm actually sick. I need medicine.

Bleiss: Well, I could get you some whole milk~. (Tugs at her cleavage) Straight from the source right-

Jaune: (Glares) I WILL sneeze on you.

Bleiss: (Pales) Uh, ch-chicken soup, coming right up! (Exits) HEY! ICE BITCH! GET SOME SOUP FOR MY MOTHERFUCKIN' MAN!

Weiss: (Rolls her eyes) What's wrong? I thought you said you could suck him fit as a fiddle!

Bleiss: Well, I changed my fuckin' mind. Now, chicken soup! Chop, chop, bitch!

Weiss: No.

Bleiss: Ah, you'd fuck it up anyways! Out of my way!

[juanarc-thethird]

The power of telepathy.

Midnight, In the room of the Schnee twins.

Bleiss: *Touching her head* Hmmmmm...

Weiss: *Awakes up* What are you doing?

Bleiss: I'm making love to my Darling using telepathy.

Weiss: *Confuse* Wut?

Meanwhile in a small Inn in the distant lands of Atlas.

Jaune: *Wakes up sweating and red* Holy shit! That dream was... *Huf* *Huf* ...intense. *Checks his pants* Fuck me, now I need some clean underwear.

[reashot]

A Bleissful Memory...

Then:

Weiss: What's wrong Bleiss, you were off-key during our Piano practice. Did something happened?

Bleiss: *sniff* I-it's mom... Mom s-said that I'm not her real daughter. And that I'm a monster and a freak of nature that should have never existed in the first place. *tearing up*

Weiss: No... Mom would never said that.

Bleiss: Well she did! *crying* Why... Why do mom hate me so? Did I do something wrong? Is she right in saying that I'm a mistake, that I'm not supposed to exist...

Weiss: *hugs Bleiss* No!!! You're wrong! Mom is wrong! You're family and you do exist.

Bleiss: *sniff* B-but mom said...

Weiss: She's wrong! You're not an accident. You're my sister. And you will always be my sister. Anyone else that say otherwise will have to answer to my blade!

Bleiss: I love you Weiss! *cry*

Weiss: I love you too Bleiss! *cry*

Now:

Bleiss: Wuz up Sis. I'm back and I'm laying claim on this Arc Booty. *slap Jaune's butt*

Jaune: !!! *muffled scream*

Bleiss taunting her twin while carrying Jaune on her shoulder.

Weiss: You... Bitch!

Ruby: That butt is my property! Give it back you whore!

Bleiss: That's Miss Whore to you. And it's your fault to begin with for not labelling what's yours. Now the Arc booty is now my property.

Jaune: Don't I at least have a say in this? It's my butt after all.

Everyone: No!!!

[arc-misadventures]

To Save The World

Jaune: Prepare yourself Demon Lord! I am here to lay you down, and bring peace to the world, prepare yourself!

: Ah-ha~? Will you now~? Well, little hero. Before that however, I must tell you are sorely misinformed on a great many things~

Jaune: Oh? And, what could I be so, ‘misinformed’ about a being like you…?

: Well, for starters… Its Demonette, not Demon; we female demons prefer the term, Demonette. To differentiate us from our more brutish, bull headed counterparts. You no doubt understand, your woman no doubt feel the same, no?

Jaune: So the rumours are true! I heard that the Demon Lord was a woman, and not a man! Thank you for clarifying that for me! It means that my plans may work out better than before!

: Oh really~? Then let me tell you one more thing then… You’re not facing the, ‘Demon Lord.’ You are facing the, Demon Empress! Empress Bliess! Empress of the Demon realms! Scourage of the human realms, band of the godly realms, and the one being you were destined to meet! And, destined to kill you!

Jaune: Well then, Empress Bleiss. I look forward to showing you just how I plan to end this pointless war of ours.

Bleiss: Ha! I’m looking forward to it, little hero~!

~~~

Bleiss: Haa… Clever bastard~!

Weiss: Sis… Empress Bleiss! You’re back! You were gone for so long! We thought you had died!

Bleiss: Worry not little sister, I am not so easily defeat. In that matter that is.

Weiss: What happened to the Hero your, Grace? You engaged in an epic battle with him, but then there was a flash of light, and you both vanished! What happened?!

Bleiss: The Hero… His name is, Jaune Arc~! ArrrrC~! A short, yet sweet name that rolls off the tongue~! He used his magic to take me away to an empty field of green grasslands. I assumed that he was preparing to let his powers go wild, to allow us to tear the land apart as we fought one another. But, the most unexpected happened…

Weiss: What, what happened?

Bleiss: He sheathed his sword. And, then unbuckled his sword, and let it rest upon the ground.

Weiss: He dropped his sword…? T-The Holy Blade…? He dropped his sword… before you…?

Bleiss: The Holy Blade~! One of the most powerful weapons the human realms hold, and he dropped it to the wayside like a used toothpick. Fascinating, isn’t it?

Weiss: W-Why would he do that? To leave himself so opened, and exposed before you?

Bleiss: It was a sign, and a willingness to display a show of trust before me. That he desired a civil discussion, no conflict what so ever. It was… intriguing~!

Weiss: But, why did he say those things when he burst into the throne room? How he was planning to vanquished you, and bring peace to the world?

Bleiss: A performance show dear sister, simply a performance. He wanted to paint a picture to all of you, to give the appearance that he wanted to kill me, when in reality he wanted to talk with me.

Weiss: Talk about what?

Bleiss: Peace. He wanted to talk about a means to obtain peace.

Weiss: Peace? Why would he want peace?

Bleiss: Jaune, is a student of history; he hears the song of history, and hears how it rhyme’s the same words, over, and over again. Different words, but the same story all the time~! How war between the humans, and demons breaks out time, and time again. A Demon Lord would rise up, declare war upon the humans. Soon after, a hero would stand up to face them, only to fall alongside them. This is happened for hundreds, dare say thousands of years. And, he desires to break the cycle. To bring about an age of peace, for the benefit of all! Demons, and humans alike.

Weiss: Peace? Between, Humans, and Demons? Impossible! There is far too much bad blood between us to ever bridge any gap between us!

Bleiss: I thought so myself, but he said: “Look at me, I am the Hero, you are the Demon Empress, the world says we are bitter enemies. Why? Because we exist? Does that really mean we have to fight one another now does it?” Does it now, dear sister, must we fight, just because we exist?

Weiss: W-Well… w-we’re enemies! So of course we must fight.

Bleiss: Must we? For, Jaune had no desire to fight, me, he had no desire to fight at all, all he wanted to do was to stay at home, and dig out a plot of land, and live out a simple life. No war, no death. Just a simple life of a farmer. He wanted to talk with me, so we could find that path to that simple life he desired…

Weiss: That! That… That’s not what I expected to hear from the hero…

Bleiss: Nor did I, it intreaged me~! So… I decided I wanted to talk with him, to see why he desired this peace he dreamed of. So, in the months I was gone, I stayed at his home, at his farm he dreamed of, and we simply talked, for days upon days. Until I finally understood his dream of peace. I could finally see why he wished for a world at peace. And, now that I have returned, I will strived for peace between humans, and demons… Recall my generals, let the lords of my lands know I call for a meeting of the Clans. At once!

Weiss: At once my, Grace!

Bleiss: Oh! And, one more thing my sister; I need you to make some… alterations to the castle.

Weiss: Of course, what do you desire.

Bleiss: All these sharped spike, and plate metal of around the castle, round off all the edges, and points. I have been worried for some time now that someone may kill themselves upon one of these. Also, remove any of those that are under six feet in height. Understood?

Weiss: Very well…?

Bleiss: Something wrong, Weiss?

Weiss: I’m sorry sister, but it sounds like you’re trying to baby proof the castle?

Bleiss: Oh, but I am dear sister, I am.

Weiss: W-W-Wait?! Y-Your joking right?! B-Because that means…?! Y-You, and the h-hero?!

Bleiss: Well, he did say he’d, “Lay me down,” and he dod, just not in the way I expected. But, I must say, dear sister, I preferred what he did to me much, much more than the alternative. Oh, I enjoyed myself indeed~!

[godofsexdrugsandrocknroll]

Who says romance is dead?

Weiss: Exactly what is it, Bleiss, that you think is so-so *growls* so attractive about Jaune Arc!?

Bleiss: *From Jaune’s lap* Besides the fact that darling is very tall and so being held in his arms feels amazing?

Weiss: *Hadn’t expected a logical, clean answer and sputters, kinda jealous now*

Bleiss: Or that he has such messy, beautiful hair?

Jaune: *Blinks, touched*

Bleiss: Or a shade of eyes so blue you could get lost in them?

Yang: *Impressed* Huh.

Bleiss: Or that he’s so adorkable and such a genuinely good guy that I need never worry about the same thing Cow Tits over there is always complaining about?

Yang: I’d be offended but now I’m mostly just jealous.

Weiss: I-I see. I suppose I never should have--

Bleiss: *Dreamily* Or that darling is quite gifted and that any troubles I have can be washed away with fifteen to twenty minutes sitting on that pretty face of his? Or that he knows the best ways to fold me in half? Mmm, or perhaps he knows just when to call me his little slut and beat that pussy into a coma?

Blake: *Sighs, closes book and walks away*

Ruby: *As if she’s lived through war* My poor innocent ears have been violated again.

Weiss: *Bright red* I-I should have known!

Bleiss: Hey, no blushing! I don’t share and especially not with you!

Jaune: *Uncomfortable*

Weiss: *Tackles her twin and angrily noogies the screaming girl*

[zerolympiustrife]

White Knight AND Blackguard AU: Jaune married both twin Schnees and witnesses his daughters playing with one another.

Awesome! Also, I think I’ve thought a good little headcanon of mine regarding the Arc-Schnee Queens and Princesses…

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Anonymous asks: Black and White Princesses (RWBY)

Also, consider this to be somewhat of a SPECIAL!!! Short story because this is being written on New Year’s Eve.

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Frost (hands on her hips): Uncle Whitley!

Whitley (sighing): …What?

Frost: You, mother, other mother, and aunt Winter are free from our dreadful grandfather’s force! Shouldn’t you at least be happy? Father has also treated you with the upmost kindness!

Whitley (rubbing the back of his head): …I mean…I should be happy but…I just find it so garish tha-

Frost (angrily): Uncle Whitley! On your knees!

*Whitley rolls his eyes, sarcastically obliges, then Frost grabs his lips and squeezes them, causing him to make a kissy, pouty face*

Whitley: Mmph?!

Frost: Father and my two mothers have done their… *Internally* …mother, other mother, father, please forgive me for my foul language… *Speaks up* …their damndest to ensure that our family reconciles for their past mistakes! And to ensure that you even have a future, uncle! You best to express gratitude as you continue to walk among this manor! Do I make myself clear?

Whitley: Mmph! Mmmmph!

*Frost releases his lips*

Whitley: Yes! I understand.

Frost (patting his head): Thank you. Also, you best change your attitude, for father’s seven aunts are coming over to visit soon for New Year’s Eve.

*Whitley says nothing, nods, walks away, then slowly smiles, upon hearing his extended family is coming to visit*

Whitley (smiling): …Hm.

Frost: I’m happy we’ve had this talk. Now then…

*Frost walks over to where her sister would be, notices her sitting by herself, checking her surroundings*

Ashe (slightly frowning): O-Oh…

Frost: Ashe!

*Ashe jolts upon hearing someone call her name, looks around, then sees her twin sister*

Ashe (surprised): O-Oh! F-Frost! T-To what do I owe the honor?

Frost (holding out her hand): I request…that you play with me!

Ashe (slowly grabs her hand): Oh! Um…okay!

*The duo start playing with each other, but little do they know, their father is watching them play from a distance*

Jaune (internally): Hm…how in the world did I even succeed in taking the magnificent Schnee twin sisters’ hands in marriage…?

*As Jaune is contemplating, he looks down at his hands, specifically, his rings fingers. One has a gold ring and the other has a silver ring. He sighs happily as looks back up to look at his twin daughters.*

Jaune (sighing happily, speaks up): …But then again…I’m not complaining.

Winter (behind him): Complaining about what, brother-in-law?

Jaune (jolts up, quietly): Ah! Winter?

Winter: You seemed to be lost in thought, Jaune. Is something the matter?

Jaune (shaking his head): It’s…it’s nothing. I was just thinking about…the time I’ve asked both Weiss and Bleiss to marry me. Many, many years after the times we’ve spent at Beacon…which is… *Chuckles* …saying a lot, considering the many times Weiss has kept avoiding me, while I, in turn…kept avoiding Bleiss. Funny how things turned out lately.

Winter (nodding): Hm…life would seem to be have many surprises.

Jaune (smirking): Kind of like this? *Holds up a love letter that reeks of alcohol*

Winter (eyes widened, slightly horrified): …Please tell me that isn’t from Qrow.

Jaune (shrugging): ‘Fraid so.

*Winter pinches the bridge of her nose, takes the letter, then walks off*

Winter (internally, groaning): If he shows up to the New Year’s Eve party, so help me…

*Winter exits the room, Jaune looks at her with concern, but then…*

*CRASH!*

Frost: ASHE!!!

*Jaune immediately jolts up, runs over to his daughters, then sees broken glass spread around Ashe*

Ashe (slowly tearing up): …Ah…ah…ah…! *Tries to fight back her tears, but she starts crying loudly, holding her face in shame*

Jaune: Ashe! What happened?!

Ashe (crying): I’m…I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to break this! P-Please don’t tell mother!

*Weiss and Bleiss quickly run in to see what’s wrong*

Bleiss (angrily): Who dares to make my daughter weep?!?

Jaune (kneeling down, hugging Ashe): Ssshhhh…ssshhh…

Weiss (notices the mess): Honey, what happened?

Jaune: I was talking with your older sister, then suddenly, I heard a loud crash. I saw broken glass spread around Ashe, Frost was keeping her distance, then Ashe started to cry.

Ashe (still crying): I-I’m sorry, mother! I’m sorry!

*Bleiss walks over to her daughter and husband, then kneels down, but she brushes away any broken glass in her path*

Bleiss: …Ashe? Are you alright? You’re not injured, are you?

*Ashe shakes her head*

Bleiss (noticing the damage): Hm…did you break this?

*Ashe nods, but starts to shed more tears*

Ashe (voice choking): I…I’m s…I’m sorry…I’m so-

Bleiss (places her finger on Ashe’s mouth): Hush.

*Ashe obliges, then gulps*

Bleiss (wiping her daughter’s tears away): …Ashe. It’s okay. As long as you and your sister didn’t get hurt…then everything’s fine.

*Ashe slowly stops crying*

Ashe: …R-Really…?

Bleiss (smiles, brushes her daughter’s hair): …Yes. And besides…had you actually been injured, your father would immediately be quick to heal you.

*Ashe slowly looks back at her father, who smiles, then wipes away any more tears on Ashe’s cheeks*

Jaune (smirks, looks at Frost): …Have I ever told you that I saved your mother’s life?

Frost (eyes widened): Really?!

*Weiss slowly blushes hearing this, then smiles*

Weiss (smiling): …That’s right…as long as you two *Picks up Frost* aren’t injured, then everything’s fine.

*Bleiss picks up Ashe, who smiles at her, then at her father, then at her sister, then at her other mother*

Ashe (calming down): …Hm~…

*Much, MUCH, later, the Rose/Branwen/Xiao Longs, Belladonnas, Arcs, Nora, and Ren arrive to spend time at the Schnee Manor on New Year’s Eve*

Ruby (loudly): Three! Two! One!

Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Jaune (attempting to go along): Happy ne- Eerk!

*Both Bleiss and Weiss kiss Jaune on his cheeks, surprising him, then the mothers pick up their daughters, and have them do the same*

Weiss/Bleiss (in unison): We love you, our knight~.

Frost/Ashe (in unison): We love you, father!

*Jaune slowly blushes, Saphron notices her “baby bro” being embarrassed, and the two siblings start bickering and arguing as per usual, all the while the Arc-Schnee daughters decide to play with their older cousin, Adrian, and the twin Schnee mothers decide to bond with Ruby, Blake, and Yang*

[alexadru]

Blackguard - Comfort

Jaune was having a bad day. He had lost to Cardin again and while he would normally bounce back, sometimes... he just couldn't. So he sat outside his room, almost ashamed to show his face like this to his team. Jaune hoped to calm down a bit, walk inside with a smile and put everything behind, but he couldn't do it.

As the boy was drowning in his dejection, he heard someone approach, a familiar clack on the floor to notify him. It got closer until it stopped next to him. When Jaune raised his head to see who it was, his blue eyes met a piercing red pair. Before him stood Bleiss Schnee, the girl that had been enamored with him since day one. The girl who held nothing back (absolutely nothing) in showing her affection for him in the hope that he would accept her and return those feeling.

But there was no sight of that Bleiss now. In fact, much to his surprise, she was looking at him with concern. Slowly, she leaned down and took his hand in hers, pulling him up and started guiding him towards team RBBY's room.

The room was empty and Bleiss led him to her bed where she urged him, she was gentle still, to have a seat on her presumably very expensive sheets. Bleiss remains standing, but closes the distance as she steps inside of his personal space and takes his head into her hands, pulling him close to her chest. The girl kissed the crown of his head while her fingers brushed his golden locks.

It was a surreal moment, but the intimacy and feeling of care made him unable to hold back as he began sobbing quietly in her embrace. It took a few minutes, but he calmed down enough to raise his face and look her in the eyes. His own puffy and red.

Jaune: "Bleiss... I..." He began, unsure of what to ask, but the girl shushed him.

Bleiss: "Shh. You don't have to say anything, Jaune. I promise that I'm not going to do anything to you." Her tone was soft, much softer than what he was used to hear from the usually eccentric girl.

Jaune: "You won't? But all this time you've been so... intense with what you wanted. Right now, you can probably do stuff to me and I won't put much of a fight." And that was the truth, but she made no move as he spoke those words.

Bleiss: "I won't." She repeated her promise. "I want you to fall in love with me when you are okay. I'm not like that fucking skank who'd use this opportunity to worm herself in when you're this defenseless. Only a bitch would use your feelings to her advantage when you're so emotionally vulnerable. That's borderline manipulation. No, I won't try anything while you're like this." She kissed his hair again. "I promise."

He was speechless. This display of genuine care sapped him of every resistance he had against this fallen angel in front of him. "Bleiss... thank you." In an unusual gesture, Jaune relaxed his body and allowed himself to lean into her warmth as his face nuzzled into her neck. His arms found their way around her back and pulled her a bit closer against him.

Bleiss continued to hold him. "Anything for you, darling." She smiled then with a bit of mischief. "But don't expect me to go easy on you in the future. Once you're out of this funk, I'm coming straight for your cute butt." That was also a promise.

Jaune just laughed lightly, but he didn't break their embrace.

With their conversation finished, silence fell between the two teenagers and for the first time, both of them were completely content and enjoyed each other's touch.