#jaune arc x weiss schnee

[juanarc-thethird]

Fuck you!

Weiss (text): Fuck you!🤬

Jaune (text): What did I do?!😨

Weiss: I can't with you!

Weiss: Everything you say simultaneously makes me smile and also makes me wanna sit on your dick!😡

Weiss: No man should have this type of power!

Jaune: So…

Jaune: Do you hate me or not?🤨

Weiss: AAAHH!!

Weiss: How stupid can you be?!!

Weiss: Where are you right now?

Jaune: In my room.

Weiss: Are you alone?

Jaune: Yeah, why?

Weiss: Have your dick ready, I'll be there in 5 minutes

Jaune: Wait what?!😳

Jaune: Ready for What?! Are you going to hurt me?!😨

Jaune: WEISS!!!

Jaune: ANSWER ME!

Jaune: READY FOR WHAT?!!!

[superiorsturgeon]

Schnarkos: Happy Birthday to Weiss

Ruby: Just a few more steps to your birthday present, Weiss!

Weiss: *blindfolded and being led by her hand* …um…okay…?

Ruby: …okay…aaaaand…open your eyes!

Weiss: *lifts blindfold*

Jaune: *with his beard grown out, hair extensions, and Rusted Knight cosplay armor* Uh…

Pyrrha: *with dyed gray streaks in her hair and Tarnished Spartan armor that shows off her muscles* …happy birthday…? 😅

Weiss: …

Weiss: …Ruby…

Weiss: …the only way anyone could POSSIBLY come up with this was by reading my private diary…

Weiss: …so just know that even though I love my present, I WILL get you back for this…!

Weiss: …now please get out. I want to enjoy my birthday gift.

Ruby: I made a calculated risk! Happy birthday, bestie! 😁

Jaune/Pyrrha: 🙃 ???

[zexapher]

A Fond Farewell

With Rooster Teeth beginning its draw down, an era has truly passed. The company has lasted more than two decades. 18 (soon 19) seasons, five mini-series, and cameos and references in Halo itself for Red vs Blue. 9 volumes alongside two movies, a chibi series, Ice Queendom, and its own games for RWBY. And so much more beyond that, RT Shorts, podcasts, Achievement Hunter, The Slow Mo Guys, and on and on. That’s a lot, especially for a little startup launching off a web series. I was listening to “This Isn’t Goodbye, It’s See You Later” by Richie Branson while I was making this little memorial post. It’s a song made for another Rooster Teeth show, Camp Camp, and I have to say it’s some very appropriate music for this moment.

The day the news dropped, I wrote up a little comment in response to Rooster Teeth beginning its closing down, and I thought I’d share some of it here. I grew up with Rooster Teeth, a bit of a cheesy line I know, but it’s true for a lot of us. I was just a little kid way back in the early 2000’s, a kid that liked Halo (a game I didn’t even own for a long time, but played at a friend’s house), and was just getting curious about what I could find about it on YouTube. And that brought me into the world of music videos and skits and montages made for that little game I liked.

From there, I discovered a small web series called Red vs. Blue. I’d sneak onto my folk’s computer to watch it since they didn’t appreciate the language, and in doing so I dipped my toes into the wide world of the internet for the first time. As I got older, I eventually hopped onto Reddit for its discussion threads of Rooster Teeth’s latest show, RWBY. I began my first in-depth fandom interactions, speculating about the show, enjoying the flood of fanart, even got into fanfics about RWBY (those fics have had their own amazing evolution alongside the show) and to this day it’s the fandom I’ve followed and bookmarked the most fics from. All the while I was making friends and bonding with people through the community this company and its shows have created.

Watching the shows and people grow over time was, looking back on it, just like watching myself grow. I was never really a social media/internet kind of guy, until it came to Rooster Teeth. The shows, shorts, podcasts, it all opened up a whole new world for me. It’s sad to see it coming to a close, and I hope it gets picked up in the future. But I’m happy, too, that it’s left so much behind, and had such an impact on me. It’s left me with so many good memories. Rooster Teeth, its shows, those that created and worked on it, and above all the community around it will always have a special place in my heart.

So, I bid a fond farewell to Rooster Teeth and its crew, and anyone who may drift away from the fandom in time. I wish you all the best.

[smh0217]

*Yang walks Weiss into the room while covering her eyes*

Yang: Okay, Jaune’s got a bit of a headache. But believe me, it not that bad.

*Yang removes her hands from Weiss’s eyes to reveal Jaune sitting on the floor with a a banged wrapped around his jaw to his forehead, laughing while his face is covered in toothpaste*

Jaune, with toothpaste all over his face and in his mouth: Hehehehee

Weiss, walking towards Jaune in shock: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM?!?

Yang: Long story short? He… fell???

Weiss, gently lifts Jaunes head to look at her: Jaune, sweety, are you okay?

Jaune, high as a kite: Imma… bubble…

Yang: He’s fine! Look at him! He’s having a good time! He’s got his tooth paste!

Jaune: Blueberry!

[nerdlydelicious]

So, the original Volume 9 storyboards are out.

THEY ARE LITERALLY HOLDING HANDS.

COMMON 👏

WHITE KNIGHT 👏

W 👏

[rocknroll7575]

Jaune gropes Weiss's chest by accident, she tells him to keep his hands on her.

Jaune: Weiss I don't feel-

Weiss: YOU WILL KEEP YOUR HANDS RIGHT WHERE THEY ARE OR YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO THE ARC BLOODLINE!

[falleri-salvatore]

Schnarkos Headcanons in the form of bad jokes and piss-poor humor

*Hypothethical dialogues in an alternate timeline where Jaune married both Pyrrha and Weiss* ------- Straw Feminist: You pig, women aren't collectibles for you to feed your own ego. They are their own person, stop imposing your will on them. Jaune: *blinks* *blinks again* I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, that you believe I can actually tell them what to do. ------

Straw Feminist: Disgusting. Two wives? You are an example of everything that is wrong with the Patriarchy. Jaune: ....You don't understand; they are not my wives, I'm their husband. Difference.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: I'll have a sloppy Joe.

Weiss: This is a fancy restaurant idiot.

Jaune: Sorry. I'll have the uncouth Joseph.

Waiter: Excellent choice sir.

[alexadru]

White Knight - A day for relaxation (Alex-kellar on Deviantart)

[madman479r]

At Shade Academy after RWBYJ returned from the Ever After. Ren, Nora, Oscar and Emerald shared a room.

Jaune: **From inside the bathroom** Oh, you gotta be kidding me!

Jaune: **Throws open door and glares at ORNE** Okay, someone better fess up!

Ren: What's the matter, Jaune?

Jaune: I'll tell ya what's wrong! Everytime I buy a razor they disappear even before I use it! So someone is stealing them from me!

JRNO: **Look at Emerald

Emerald:... wow, seriously? I stopped doing that since I joined you goody-two-shoes.

Oscar: **turns to Jaune** why do you believe someone is stealing them?

Jaune: Because I doubt I'm misplacing them and anyone but Oscar could have a motive.

Emerald: Wait, why is Oscar not a suspect?

Jaune: Because why would he need a razor? He's still baby face. He's as smooth as a baby's butt.

Oscar: Hey! I'm getting some hair on my upper lip.

Nora: Yeah, even girls have tiny hairs on their face, Oscar. You ain't foolin' anyone.

Oscar: **Grumbles.**

Ren: So why do you suspect us?

Jaune: Simple, Ren could be using the razors to shave.

Ren: Why wouldn't I just buy my own?

Jaune: Because then you'd reveal to Nora that you can in fact grown facial hair and she wouldn't let you shave, thus growing a beard. And in self preservation of your pelvis, you secretly shave because if Nora saw you with a beard, she would ride you like a wild Usra until you died of dehydration.

Jaune: Nora and Emerald could use my razors to shave leg hair, Nora because she thinks it's okay to use without asking permission and Emerald because she thinks it's free real estate.

Emerald: This is crazy. Just keep better track of your shit. **Leaves room**

**Later**

Emerald: **Walks into random dark alley.** You here?

Voice from shadows: Were you followed?

Emerald: pfft, you know who you're talking to?

Voice: Good. **Person emerges from shadows, revealing Weiss**

Weiss: did you find them?

Emerald: depends? You find the money?

Weiss: **hands over lien cards**

Emerald: **hands over razors** I don't get why you're doing this.

Weiss: **chucks razors in nearby dumpster.** if you saw what I saw, you'd be doing this for free.

Emerald: whatever. Bee-tee-dubs, he's getting suspicious.

Weiss: I'll worry about that.

Emerald: **shrugs and leaves**

Weiss: **imaging older Jaune's beard, running her hands across it. Feeling it brush against her neck as Jaune kisses and sucks on her neck. Straddling his face as she rides that bearded face like a horse, feeling his tongue deep in her puss-**

Weiss: **shakes head** soon~.

[tanakavox]

Nora:Hey, Weiss? Is it all your name?

Weiss:Pardon?

Nora:At the ball? They said your name was Weiss Kara, Elizabeth etc etc schnee? Is that really your name or where you having the piss?

Weiss couldn't help but let a chuckles, a wry smile coming to her face as she crosses her legs.

Weiss:Yes, all those are my names. Family is Atlasian. Being pretentious is the norm.

It was then Nora turned to laugh, giving Weiss a smile of her own, then a thought came to her mind.

Nora:How do you even remember all of them.

Weiss:I have them sewn onto the back of undergarments, of course.

Nora couldn't help but pause at that as Weiss continued to smile at her. She genuinely couldn't tell if the heiress was messing with her or not, and while she was joking at first Nora now wanted to know if it is true. But no way Weiss would tell her the truth but.... she knew someone who would. And before she could go and find him, he came right to them.

Jaune:Hey guys, how is it going?

Nora:Jaune-Jaune, does Weiss have her name sewn onto her clothes?!

The Response was Instantaneous. Jaune was a mixture of shock and bafflement, and Weiss' face became redder then a tomato as she stood up and glared at Nora and then Jaune.

Jaune:Bah, Wha-

Weiss:JAUNE MILES ARC, DO NOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION!

[juanarc-thethird]

My favorite character is you.

Jaune: *Playing games*

Weiss: Are you still playing video games?! Turn it off now and go do something productive!

Jaune: Wait, I'm just preparing my character before a fight.

Weiss: Ugh! Why don't you put that same motivation in your life? You would be more productive. Besides, what are you playing that is so important?

She approaches the screen and is surprised by what she sees.

Weiss: Is that.... me?

Jaune: Yes, and that's why I have to prepare.

Weiss: Why?

Jaune: I don't want you to get hurt.

Weiss: *Blushing* I mean, why did you make me your character? You dolt.

Jaune: Oh, because I love you. *He smiles*

Weiss: *Red* (My heart!💕) You... you can play a little longer.

Jaune: Really?! Thank you. *Kiss her cheek* I love you.

Weiss: I love you too.

[superiorsturgeon]

Schnarkos: Front Row Seats

Weiss: Good morning, Ruby! 😊

Ruby: Weiss! You’re glowing! And you’re…shorter…? 🤨

Weiss: Hm? Oh, I’ve decided to start wearing flats!

Weiss: *half turns and shows Ruby her new shoes* 😁

Ruby: They look great, but why the sudden change? You’ve worn heels ever since we’ve met! You’ve dropped like…four inches!

Pyrrha: *walking into the room* Oh, hello, Ruby! *steps forward to Weiss’s side and kisses her cheek*

Jaune: Hey, Ruby! *comes to Weiss’s other side and kisses Weiss’s hair*

Weiss: *turns to Pyrrha’s breasts at eye level on her left* Hello, Pyrrha~! 🥰

Weiss: *turns to Jaune’s breasts at eye level on her right* Good morning, Jaune~! 🥰

Ruby: Good work partner! You’ve strategically manipulated your height to your advantage!

Weiss: 😏

Jaune/Pyrrha: *confused in six-foot-tall*

[zexapher]

A Text Between 'Friends'

Jaune with that anime protagonist energy when it comes to signals from the women in his life. Some might say he acts as a stand-in for the audience (I’m sorry guys, just joshing you). Well, this time Weiss has decided to take drastic measures to finally convince Jaune!

I've got to say, I think the pictures they (I) chose for each other as their contact pics are awfully cute.

The way canon is going, the future certainly looks bright, with the two having expressed both attraction and admiration for each other’s character, and given us more than a few examples of love language between them I might suggest. The winds are with the SS White Knight, full steam ahead!

[smh0217]

*Weiss and Jaune are laying in their bed the night before Jaune has to go to the hospital to get a kidney transplant*

Jaune: If I die during the operation tomorrow, will you do one thing for me?

Weiss: Oh, anything sweetheart!

Jaune: Blow up the hospital…

Weiss: Hrmmmm. Well, I said I'd do it, so I guess I'll have to.

Jaune: That’s my girl!

[nerdlydelicious]

“How did you find us?”

“How are you the Rusted Knight?!”

“And when did you get so…”

“Mature?”

TODAY IS A VERY GOOD DAY