#jim hopper preference

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Me when I am SHORT for my age 😭 in my family you're either short asf or tall ASF I got short

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⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!  

a/n: includes Steve, Eddie, Jonathan, Argyle, and Hopper. (Also I just realised that another account posted something similar and I am in no way copying them! If there are any similarities - we just see the characters the same way <3) 

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Stranger Things Preferences

Their Pet Name for you.

(Featuring: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Billy Hargrove, Jonathan Byers, Dmitri Antonov, Jim Hopper, Alexei, Murray Bauman, Robin Buckley, Argyle, Henry/001)

Warnings: Mentions of sex. This blog is 18+ Minors do not interact.

A/N: My first preference! There will be quite a few of these across quite a few fandoms so if you'd like to be tagged in future preferences or future stranger things posts please let me know in the comments! :) Also any Russian is taken straight from google translate so pre-apologies if I have butchered it! Enjoy!

Steve Harrington

Steve keeps his pet names quite generic, baby, babe, sweetheart. It's not so much the names he uses but how he says them. Most of the time he's most comfortable using the shortened version of your name or nickname he has for you, but the amount of affection he would put into it would make you melt. If he's being especially flirtatious you'd even occasionally get doll. He doesn't miss the effect it has on you when he calls you that.

Eddie Munson

Eddie is as theatrical with his pet names as he is with anything else in life. He loves to call you princess, especially during Hellfire meetings when he can incorporate you into his campaign. I think Eddie would switch between a few pet names to try to keep it interesting, baby, sunshine, sweetheart. It doesn't matter what he calls you it never fails to give you butterflies. Let's not pretend that if you two are hanging out in his trailer while you joke around and play air guitar together that he doesn't call you his little Rockstar.

Billy Hargrove

Billy's pet names for you depend on two things; his mood, and who you are around. In public you're only getting the less heartfelt pet names, he refers to you as his girl a lot in front of other people. Not only does he love the small smile it brings to your face but it also feeds into his possessive side, knowing that everyone knows you are his. When you two are alone and have been together for a while, Billy finally shoes a softer side of himself. He will compliment you a lot and attach all sort of pet names to those compliments, baby, sugar, sweet thing, still loving to resort to calling you his girl. You're mad at him and he's trying to make it up to you? Get ready for him to bargain his way back into your arms, wrapping his arms around you as he whispers in your ear, "Come on sweetheart, you know you can't stay mad at me."

Jonathan Byers

This soft, shy, adorable baby will probably be hesitant to use pet names for a long time. I honestly doubt you would hear them until you two begin to get intimate and he's too lost in the moment to think about what he's saying. He's pussy drunk and rambling into your neck, pet names would all be soft and sweet while he's chasing his high, beautiful and sweetheart would be at the top of his list. Getting high in his room? This sweet man would be telling you how you're his sunshine, rambling on in his delirium about how you light up his life.

Dmitri Antonov

While this man's English is very good, he still prefers to use pet names in Russian. There's something about the way he looks at you with his intense gaze as he slips back into his native tongue that just turns you into an absolute puddle. His favourites include котенок (kitten) and моя любовь (my love). The thought of this man holding you while you curl up in bed for the night, arms wrapped around you while he whispers endearing words in Russian into your ear is enough to bring butterflies to your stomach.

Jim Hopper

Let's not pretend like for a goooooooood while this man affectionately refers to you as kid even if you are barely a few years younger than him. He's a tough shell of a man that will refuse to open up or show his feelings for a long time, but when he does you realise its worth the wait. He doesn't throw around pet names and words of endearment a lot as he prefers to save them for moments when he feels it's right. When it's just the two of you and you're sharing a soft moment, sometimes referring to you as darling in his softer moments. Occasionally you might even get a cheeky baby.

Alexei

Another Russian baby, this adorable man will always call you pet names in Russian, it doesn't matter how much his English has improved. It just means more to him coming from his native tongue. His regular go to include голубь (Dove) and милый (Darling). Although, Murray taught him how Americans us Pumpkin as a term of endearment as a way to screw with you both and now it's one of Alexei's favourite things to call you. Jokes on Murray because seeing Alexei's face light up as he reaches for you and calls you pumpkin is enough to fall even more in love with him.

Murray Bauman

I feel like Murray cannot find it in himself to call you soft names to start off with. He's still confused by the fact that you even want to be with him, he's not going to possibly embarrass himself further using some pet names that might cross some invisible line he's set up for himself. He refers to as lady a lot, or another unique name that fits your looks of personality. Once this man is comfortable and more secure in your relationship I think the names would still stay light and not too sensitive. You would definitely get honey a lot, I don't think Murray would be able to resist yelling through the house when he gets home, "Honey, I'm home!"

Robin Buckley

Robin would also keep her pet names generic just like her bestie Steve, but less out of originality and more just to play it safe. Robin would have some insecurities going into a relationship after all the careful steps she took just to get to where you two are now. She is hesitant at first to say the wrong thing so she sticks to a lot of sweetheart and babe. One day you were spending time together and she slipped up and called you buttercup. She panicked for a second worrying what you would think of the nickname, but seeing your smile wiped all of those worries away and it became one of her favourite pet names so far.

Argyle

Okay so we all know this cutie is not going to call you any conventional pet names unless he's sober which is not very often. You're going to get a lot of my dude and bro but he does really mean it affectionately with you. Other than that you're definitely going to get a lot of made up names that mean absolutely nothing but to him they mean a lot; wicked lady, cream puff, anything. He would totally refer to you as "my queen" when he lets you into the van which he refers to as your chariot. Your favourite pet name would be the time he said, "My pretty girl is gonna get all the pizza she wants" he couldn't understand your reaction as you couldn't think of what to say next after hearing Argyle call you his pretty girl.

Henry/001

I whole heartedly believe this man would refer to you as pet. He does mean it endearingly but he also can't resist how you scrunch your nose up at hearing the teasing term. He also uses a lot of "My little..." whether it be bird, bunny, dove. He constantly feels the need to protect you and he shows that in his terms of endearment by referring to you as small and innocent. I know this man would call you his good girl, and you will have to pry that thought out of my cold dead hands.

A/N: Hope you guys like this! Reminder that if you want to be tagged in future Stranger things posts or other preferences to let me know in the comments and ill create a tags list :)

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kinktober 2023 masterlist

1st — pegging. jack mercer

2nd — choking. marc spector

3rd — quickie. samantha giddings

4th — cockwarming. "red-haired" shanks

5th — nipple play. alicent hightower

6th — dry humping. monkey d. luffy

7th — face fucking. simon “ghost” riley

8th — almost getting caught. joel miller

9th — size difference. jim hopper

10th — breeding kink. harwin strong

11th — mutual masturbation. ethan landry

12th — public sex. billy hargrove

13th — mommy kink. brahms heelshire

14th — face sitting. john price

15th — keeping quiet. billy loomis & stu macher

16th — toys. nami

17th — thigh riding. santa, "nikamund the red"

18th — orgasm control. rhaenrya targaryen

19th — 69ing. emily davis

20th — cock worship. rafe cameron

21st — spitroasting. roronoa zoro & vinsmoke sanji

22nd — hate fucking. matthias helvar

23rd — virginity loss. bo sinclair

24th — primal play. mike munroe

25th — humiliation. vinsmoke sanji

26th — sensory deprivation. chris redfield

27th — cuckolding. michael myers

28th — dubcon. jacob custos

29th — somnophilia. roronoa zoro

30th — corruption. dani

31st — sex pollen. buggy the clown

welcome to my very first kinktober! buckle up and enjoy the ride!

@gogogodzilla and I are doing the same kinks, if you want to check their fics out too :)

if you prefer to read on ao3, the link to the series is here

see you soon...

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ˋ°•*⁀➷ navigation // ꩜ smut, ❀ fluff, 𖤓 angsty/angry, 𖤐 funny

eddie munson steve harrington robin buckley billy hargrove jim hopper nancy wheeler preferences

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A Love For Christmas Part 6

Last one for the night!! Thank you to everyone who has been following along with this little story.

Next up: gingerbread houses! Joyce makes an error, Eddie suggests an alternative, and El and Mike make the best of a bad situation.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

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My next thought for the little elf was helping out Mrs. Claus in the kitchen. The task was detail orientated, would keep them constantly on their toes, and no animals to torment them.

Things went well for a week. They enjoyed making candy canes and little taffies. The soothing nature of the constant pulling must have felt like a boon to their soul after all the troubles they had been having.

Then it was time to make the gingerbread for the houses. Gingerbread for building is much different than the kind meant for eating. It’s harder, more rigid, easier to stand up.

Something no one told the little elf.

The gingerbread that didn’t come out burnt was too soft for building and too dry for eating. The kitchen smelt of burned gingerbread for days before it went away.

“At least you know you’re good at making candies,” I offered to the distraught little elf.

“Fat load of good that does me when Mrs. Claus won’t let me back in the kitchen,” they huffed morosely.

Ah yes, that was the sticking point as it were. Mrs. Claus had gotten tired of the burnt ginger smell by day two and had threatened to cook the elf if they came back. “It’s no matter, we’ll find something else you can do.”

~

Christmas was closing in and it was nearing time for the god damned Christmas party. Steve had gone back into the office, so his days weren’t free to just hang around teenagers and Eddie.

Everyone at work had been oohing and awing over the trees and decorations for weeks but no one seemed willing to praise Steve for it.

In fact, his dad had been taking credit for the whole thing. That Steve was just the errand boy in Clint Harrington’s grand Christmas plan.

It was so painful to watch. Steve was ready to throw in the towel if he was honest. Just put in his two week notice right before the Christmas break and just not come back after New Years.

“Steve!” Mr. Harrington bellowed, storming into his office. “You are bringing someone to the office party, right? Your mother is expecting to see you with someone this year, so you better come through.”

Steve opened his mouth to say he didn’t have anyone, but he closed it with a snap. A small smile spread over his face. Yes, actually did have someone this year. Or at least he hoped so.

“Yeah, Dad,” he said, his smile growing. “I’ve got someone to bring. I just have to make sure they’re free.”

Mr. Harrington nodded curtly and then turned on his heel, walking out of the office, leaving the door wide open. Steve just shook his head. That two weeks notice was looking better and better with each passing moment.

~

Steve pulled up to a different house. This one was more of a cabin than a house, nestled in a cove of trees that made it look like an old fashioned postcard. Idyllic and serene.

He loved it.

Ellie came dashing out of the cabin with a big smile on her face. “You made it! Joyce came over to help me and Dad make gingerbread houses!”

She gave Steve a big hug and all the stress from work and his dad just melted away. He loved these kids. He wanted a half of a dozen kids but the longer he went without so much as a single date, the longer he realized that wasn’t going to come true.

“Come on,” she said brightly, grabbing his wrist and dragging him inside. “Not everyone is here yet, but you can come have some of Dad’s hot spiced apple cider.”

Steve laughed as she dragged him to the kitchen as she kept talking. “Dad says there’s even a version for adults if you would prefer that. I had some once, it burned my throat.”

He stopped dead cold when he realized who her father was. Everyone had heard of the big city police chief that had come from New York to head up his old home town’s police force. Jim Hopper was a man everyone knew not to cross.

“Chief Hopper,” he greeted as warmly as possible. “I’m Steve Harrington. Pleased to meet you.”

Hopper smirked. “Ellie’s been telling me all about you all month. Nice to put a name to the face.” He rubbed his chin thoughtfully. “You wouldn’t happen to be Clint Harrington’s son, would you?”

“Not by choice,” Steve smirked back.

Hopped threw his head back and laughed. “I hear that. Come have some cider, it’s been cooking all day.”

Steve was led to the right pot with by scent alone. It smelled heavenly. He poured himself a cup and took a tentative sip. Oh, it tasted heavenly too. He took a longer sip. He was going to be coming back to this a lot.

He turned around just in time to see Eddie and Dustin come in together. He lit up with a large smile as Eddie spotted him. He came bounding up to him.

“I thought I saw a maroon BMW out there,” he said with big smile that took over his whole face.

“Yeah,” Steve replied. “I was little surprised to beat you this time if I’m honest.”

Eddie jutted his thumb at Dustin who had stopped to talk to Lucas. “I would have beat ya if this butthead hadn’t still been showering when I showed up.”

Dustin cried out, “Hey! I lost track of time, okay?” He walked up to them and gave each of them a hug. “I’m glad you’re here, Steve.”

“I can’t wait to do this!” Steve said. “I never got to make them before. My mom would order these great big masterpieces and after New Years when it gone stale, she would just toss it out. I always thought it was a waste of all that candy.”

Eddie’s brow wrinkled. “You mean you didn’t even make one in elementary out of graham crackers?”

“Is that something you guys did?” Steve asked shaking his head.

“Yeah,” Dustin said and pressed his lips together. “Did you go to a private school? Is that why?”

Steve blinked at him for a moment and then nodded. “Yep! That would do it all right. Looks like I really missed out on a lot of fun things growing up.”

Eddie wrapped his arm around Steve’s shoulders. “Have no fear, we are going to help you fix that, aren’t we, Dusty?”

“Hell yeah!” Dustin replied with a huge grin.

“Oh no!” Joyce cried from behind them.

They all turned to look at her and saw her standing there with the first batch of gingerbread, but it was absolutely soggy in the middle.

“Shit!” Jim said. “How much water did you use?”

“Water?” Joyce replied, her voice going high pitched. “I used corn syrup.”

“Well then how much corn syrup did you use?” he said gruffly. “My mom’s recipe added water to keep it from rising.”

Joyce glared at him. “A half of a cup.” And she grabbed her recipe book and shoved it at him.

There was silence as Jim carefully read the recipe. He squinted at the corn syrup and scratched it with his thumb nail. “Welp, there’s your problem. There was a crumb on the page that turned your three into a two. It was asking for a third of a cup of corn syrup.”

He handed it back to her and she sagged against the counter. She looked at all the dough she had made that she had used a half of a cup of corn syrup. “Now what are we going to do?” she wailed. “I don’t have time to make more or you kids will be here all night.”

Eddie grinned. “Got graham crackers?”

She blinked at him for a moment. “I’m sure I have some somewhere, I do have two teenaged boys after all. But I don’t think it’ll be enough for everyone to make houses with.”

Jim put his arm around her shoulders. “I’ll go get more at the store. You get everyone started with what you do have and I’ll be back before you know it.”

“I’ll go with you,” Jonathan said standing up. “You can drop me off at Nancy’s afterward. That way there is one less person making houses.”

“You don’t have to do that, hon,” Joyce said with a sigh. “I can figure something out for you.”

“Nah,” Jonathan said with a lopsided grin. “I haven’t had much of a chance to spend time with her since I’ve been back.” He kissed her on the cheek and grabbed up his coat and things, following Jim out the door.

“I don’t think I’ve met Nancy yet,” Steve said with a frown.

“She’s my big sister,” Mike said, rolling his eyes. “Her and Jonathan have been dating since they were both juniors in high school. Her classes at Emerson finished later than Jonathan’s classes at the state college did, so she just got home.”

Steve nodded.

When they all gather round the table to start their foundations of what would be their graham cracker houses, Steve noticed that Ellie was meticulously cutting the crackers into strange shapes.

“Wha’cha doing over there, Ellie?” Steve asked.

“There aren’t enough graham crackers so I’m making a hobbit house,” she said seriously without raising her head.

“You’re dad is going to be home in a few minutes with more,” he said tilting his head to the side. “So what are you going to make your hobbit house of?”

Ellie raised her head, walked calmly to the freezer and pulled something out. She set the bright yellow box down on the table and carefully removed the contents.

Eggo’s.

They were Eggo’s waffles. She was going to make her “gingerbread” house out of Eggo’s. Which in all honesty, even thawed he bet that it would hold up better than the graham crackers. Those things were bricks unless cooked.

Soon enough Jim was back with the boxes of graham crackers and gave everyone there own box.

With the help of royal frosting and enough candy to feed an army of children they all got to work. Some went the simple route of just a basic house. Some went like Ellie and made something a little grander like Eddie’s van or Dustin’s CV tower. And then there was Mike. It had started off as something a little grander. It was supposed to have been his parents house, but the second he put the last gumdrop on the roof, it collapsed under the weight.

“Oh, Mike!” Ellie said throwing her arms around him. “I’m sorry.”

He looked down at the mess for a moment and then looked up at her. “Do you have paper and a grey marker or crayon?”

“What’s on your mind there, Mikey?” Eddie asked.

He just grinned. “You’ll see.”

He worked on it for a moment or two and then asked for scissors. Jim got what he was doing first and chuckled. Then Steve caught on too.

Then Mike put his creation on his fallen house. Everyone burst out laughing. He had drawn a tornado destroying his graham cracker house.

“That’s brilliant, Mike!” Will said with a huge smile.

Mike turned bright pink and ducked his head.

Joyce and Jim handed out prizes for the most original, which went to Mike; the most interesting, which went Ellie’s hobbit hole; and best decorated, which had surprisingly gone to Robin, who had designed Santa’s workshop at the North Pole.

“Now for the best part!” Dustin said gleefully and then took a huge bite out of his tower.

Mike grinned, popping one of the fallen roof pieces into his mouth.

Steve looked at them in shock. “You’re supposed to eat them? You don’t throw them away afterwards?”

“That would be a waste of candy,” Robin said cheerfully. “The best part is eating it afterwards.” She picked up one of the candy canes that she used for the door and took a large bite out of it.

Steve looked down at his graham cracker house in wonder. Then he picked up the whole house and took a large bite of the roof.

“Hell yeah!” Eddie said and did the same to the tire on his van.

Soon everyone was joining and just happily munching away and throwing pieces at each other. Steve hadn’t felt so light in years. Maybe in his whole life.

As Steve and Eddie were walking out to their vehicles, Eddie bumped Steve’s shoulder.

“So did you have fun today?”

Steve smiled and ducked his head to hide his blush. “I did. That is a really great group of kids in there.”

“They sure are.”

They made it to Steve’s car first. “Did I ever tell you that I never wanted to in consulting like my dad?”

Eddie shook his head. “And what did little Stevie want to be when he grew up?”

“A teacher,” Steve said with a sigh. He shoved his hands in his coat pocket. “I was going to teach history and maybe even basketball, if they’d let me.”

“Did you play in high school?” Eddie asked, pulling out a cigarette and lighting it. He took a long drag and slowly blew it out away from Steve.

Steve nodded and then took the cigarette from Eddie and took a drag of his own before handing it back. He turned to face him and looked up at him as it began to snow. The flakes fell on his lashes and they were so close.

“I’m allowed to bring a plus one to my company,” he murmured, the cold air, making their breath show and mingle with each other. “I want it to be you.”

Eddie took another drag of his cigarette and blew out the smoke. “You sure you want me to come? I’m not exactly corporate material. I’m loud, I’m brash, and I’m queer.”

Steve moved a strand of Eddie’s hair and tucked it behind his ear. “That’s all the things I like about you, Eddie. You fill up a room with such brightness and wonder. I just want someone there who’s there for me and not what my dad can give them, you know?”

Eddie examined the cigarette for a moment and then nodded. “You’ve got it. Just tell me when and where and I’ll be there.”

He flicked the cigarette into the snowbank and smiled at Steve.

“For you.”

~

Part 7 Part 8

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introducing...

🩸♰ 𝐣𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐞'𝐬 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 ♰🩸

hello! welcome to my very first kinktober EVER! i will be writing for various people during this season, and have a few already done! currently this list consists of writing for three people — jim hopper, joel miller, eddie munson.

♱ these shorts can run from 500 - 10K words so be aware! i will put the word count with every post :) ♱

♱ these may also be posted late, or twice in a day depending if i can't keep up with my schedule :p sorry in advance! ♱

all dates that say TBA are up for request for any person of your choosing *preferably ones i write for* ^^

send in your request with the date you want, and you can be as detailed or as vague as you want. remember!!!* all my writing is written for plus sized women! so if you're bothered by that then i am very sorry but never in my life have i seen an all plus sized kinktober! so i will be here to represent for my girls 🖤🩷 i don't use many descriptions other than describing the character as fat, so my writing is SPECIFICALLY for fat black and brown women, women of color, and fat women in general 🩷

most of these fics are centered around halloween time, or just the season of fall! very few are just regular spicy stories :p

reblogs, comments and likes are very appreciated 🖤

but without further ado, here we go!

【 oct 1. exhibitionism 】

▹ joel miller is a stranger who fucks you on a nude beach.

【 oct 2. facefucking/choking 】

▹ eddie munson is your toxic on and off 'boyfriend'.

【 oct 3. dumbification 】

▹ joel miller is your grumpy old neighbor.

【 oct 4. taped 】

▹ eddie munson likes to record you during sex.

【 oct 5. caught 】

▹ joel miller is your dad's coworker, and tommy miller is his brother.

【 oct 6. glory hole 】

▹ eddie munson goes to a brothel for the very first time.

【 oct 7. sex work 】

▹ jim hopper gets bored and finds a cam girl site.

【 oct 8. size kink 】

▹ eddie munson is your skinny, lanky boyfriend.

【 oct 9. cockwarming 】

▹ joel miller just loves to be buried inside of you 24/7.

【 oct 10. phone sex 】

▹ eddie munson can't help himself when he gets on the phone to talk to his best friend at night.

【 oct 11. breeding 】

▹ joel miller aches to see you swollen and round with his baby.

【 oct 12. somnophilia 】

▹ eddie munson uses you while you sleep in his bed.

【 oct 13. orgy 】

▹ joel miller gets an invite to a sex party, only to find you and keep you to himself.

【 oct 14. high sex 】

▹ eddie munson gets you high for the first time.

【 oct 15. mutual masturbation 】

▹ joel miller finds a loop hole in his efforts of not ruining you.

【 oct 16. sexting 】

▹ jim hopper spends a late night at the precinct when his phone starts buzzing away.

【 oct 17. objectification 】

▹ joel miller loves to turn you into his personal sex doll.

【 oct 18. switch 】

▹ eddie munson lets you, a stranger, dom him.

【 oct 19. praise kink 】

▹ eddie munson finds that his new girlfriend loves to be good for him.

【 oct 20. edging 】

▹ joel miller loves to make you work for it.

【 oct 21. corruption 】

▹ eddie munson has always been a bad influence for you.

【 oct 22. thigh riding 】

▹ joel miller like to watch you ride his thigh.

【 oct 23. virgin 】

▹ eddie munson takes your pretty little flower.

【 oct 24. dacrysphilia 】

▹ joel miller loves to make you cry while he's inside of you.

【 oct 25. titty fucking 】

▹ jim hopper loves your double Ds a little too much.

【 oct 26. stigmatophilia 】

▹ eddie munson can't help but get hard every time he looks at your pierced body.

【 oct 27. obsession 】

▹ joel miller refuses to lose you, no matter what it takes.

【 oct 28. anal 】

▹ jim hopper has an insatiable urge to stretch out both holes.

【 oct 29. quirofilia 】

▹ eddie munson's hands never fail to get you embarrassingly wet.

【 oct 30. touch starved 】

▹ joel miller hasn't met anyone as needy as you.

【 halloween: surprise 】

▹ i shake shit up and write something i've never written b4 lol

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+ If you don't believe in shifting, pls just DNI. it takes nothing to just scroll.

Dawn Henderson (Me)

older sister of Dustin Henderson bc i thought it would be cool (a horrible mistake). moved to hawkins in 8th grade. government-mandated ginger friend. throws parties at my family lakehouse on special occasions bc what's a desired reality without some good partying? cousin of lizzie hopper (my roommate @star-shifted) and niece of jim hopper.

Note: don't ask where carol is bc idk where she went (/lh)

Tina Richards - Best Friend

my ride-or-die, #1 best friend in my DR. fiercely loyal friend that you can trust to deliver the latest gossip like her life depends on it. the definition of boy-crazy and swoons at anything even slightly flirtatious. big fan of giggling. not really a girls-girl, but doesn't hesitate to do anything for you if you're a girl-friend of hers.

Steve Harrington - Best Friend

the man, the myth, the legend. the rumors are true, he's a bit of an asshole (but lets be real, what teenage boy isn't?). like tina, he's extremely loyal to those he calls his friends, and those close enough to him are considered family. strangely enough, he has a passion for creating stories and has been building on one in particular for years.... too bad he's not very good at writing. always comes up with the coolest nicknames. king steve? yeah, king of adhd holy shit

Heather Holloway - Best Friend

the sweetest little thing you will ever meet. she's a busy bee (heavily involved in school activities, works, and has to study a lot for classes), so we're not as close as i'd like, but she loves going with us on adventures when she's free. the self-proclaimed photographer of the group and always captures our hangouts.

Tommy Hagan - Best (?) Friend

yeah i don't like this guy very much. lowkey evil and turns anyone in his general vicinity a little more evil. the only reason we're really friends is because we have the same friends. unfortunately, he has a killer sense of humor and can be a super fun person to be around. evil is an exaggeration ofc but it's a miracle i've put up with it for so long. king of teasing his friends, especially when it makes them uncomfortable. while the others are loyal, tommy would probably sell any of us for a really good sandwich.

Mark McConnell - Best Friend

non-canon character! we love to see it! (picture is the closest I could find to what he looks like) tbh one of my favorite friends in my DR. I think he's what the kids would call babygirl. generally reserved, prefers to fade to the background. unhealthy attachment to his letterman jacket. gets REALLY excited about things he's passionate about, but otherwise is an observer for the most part. definitely queer but you didn't hear this from me.

have any questions? feel free to ask + if there's anything else you'd like to hear about, lmk! I'm hoping to release more about my "memory" process for reality shifting here soon :)

[tfyoulookingatgiuxs]

Last night there was Netflix's Tudum and with it also the teaser trailer for Stranger Things 5. Today we will analyze it, we will see the details and statements of the Duffer Brothers regarding the news of this last season.

In this teaser trailer we don't see much of the fifth season, but we have enough to keep us in suspense and to do our analysis.

Let's start with the release dates. Before this trailer, many fans had speculated that the fifth season could be split into two parts like the fourth season. However, we were all surprised when we found out that it will be split into three parts.

-Volume 1: November 26

-Volume 2: December 25 (Christmas)

-The Finale: New Year's Eve (December 31)

All we know about the episodes are the titles:

-Episode 1: The Crawl

-Episode 2: The Vanishing of ***** Wheeler (Probably Holly)

-Episode 3: The Turnbow Trap

-Episode 4: Sorcerer

-Episode 5: Shock Jock

-Episode 6: Escape from Camazotz

-Episode 7: The Bridge

-Episode 8: The Rightside up

The last two episodes in particular, according to an interview with Maya Hawke (actress who plays Robin Buckley) who said that the episodes are long and that "it will be like watching more than one movie together". These are the words of the actress regarding the last season. Many of the actors of Stranger Things have spent words regarding the last season, such as David Horbour (actor of Jim Hopper) where he emphasizes that the fifth season will be the last and final one. Or like Finn Wolfhard (actor of Mike Wheeler) who said that he read the finale of the fifth season and how he would have preferred that in the last episode of the season there was a definitive ending for each character. Specifying in Lord of the Rings style. Another interesting statement is made by Ross Duffer himself. And we read it on the new web page after Netflix's Tudum. This web page was shared on the Duffer Brothers' Instagram account where we can find interesting news about the Fifth season.

This leaves Stranger Things fans further curious about the ending. But most of all about the whole season, and what makes it different from previous seasons. On this Tudum Netflix site, we can also find the synopsis of the fifth season:

“The fall of 1987. Hawkins is scarred by the opening of the Rifts, and our heroes are united by a single goal: find and kill Vecna. But he has vanished — his whereabouts and plans unknown. Complicating their mission, the government has placed the town under military quarantine and intensified its hunt for Eleven, forcing her back into hiding. As the anniversary of Will’s disappearance approaches, so does a heavy, familiar dread. The final battle is looming — and with it, a darkness more powerful and more deadly than anything they’ve faced before. To end this nightmare, they’ll need everyone — the full party — standing together, one last time.”

We can already see something here. It's been a year since the events of season 4, and previously some fans speculated that season 5 was actually set in 1988, which is two years later. We also have confirmation that Will will be very important in this season, and it's very possible that maybe Will will die in this season, but we don't have confirmation of that yet, but they are hunches.

Another interesting thing! Some time ago, some behind-the-scenes footage from Stranger Things was released. In these images, some very confusing, fans were able to identify an audio track, where a voice said "Steve, you have to run. RUN!" Some thought it was Dustin, or even Mike, but thanks to the Trailer we have confirmation that it was actually Will Byers screaming. Steve is probably in danger and via a Walkie Talkie or a radio transmitter, Will warns Steve to run and get to safety.

We also know that there will be new characters in season 5, such as Nancy and Mike's little sister: Holly. And what about those who can probably be her friends? We only know that they will be present and of course I would be curious to know what role they will have in this season.

This is the list of the Actors of Stranger Things 5:

If you notice, we have the names of the new actors and their names in the series.

Another thing I would like to talk about is how ALL the characters will come together and interact. Like Robin and Joyce, seen in one frame as Joyce holds an axe ready to defend Will and Robin.

Or how Mike defends the whole group while Joyce holds the injured Will.

The return of 008 (Kali) in season five.

Or a sad thing, is how Lucas still goes to visit Max in the hospital. However, we notice that Max no longer has casts on his previously broken arms or legs. A sign that Max is recovering and that perhaps he could help the others during the mission.

I would also like to point out how heartbreaking it was when Will said "We failed" and they show Max and Eddie, characters who died (except for Max in a coma) in season 4. This reduces the chances of Eddie coming back to life, so we can only hope to see him again in some flashback.

One last thing we know, which in my opinion is fundamental, is the flyer of Jane Hopper (Eleven) declaring her disappearance. Reading the synopsis we know that Eleven is wanted by the government who thinks she is the cause of all this, so we do not know if Eleven is dead or hidden as in the second season. This image was shared on the official website of stranger things, specifically on their instagram account:

And that's all we know about Stranger Things season 5. Let me know if I forgot anything and tell me your theories, if anything new comes out I'll be sure to update you!

-SORRY FOR MY ENGLISH!!

[umnitsa]

You should mess with Jim - 4

Summary: Big Jim thinks of you at work. You watch him and give in to an impulse

A/N: Sex workers are awesome. This is all written in a badly informed place of admiration. This one got away from me. Not proofread, I hope it's all right. I really hope you like it.

Pairing: retiredpornstar!Hopper x fem!Reader

CW: PIV, lots of sex, but not with Reader.

Jim missed the gonzo days. He wondered when did he stop having fun. It used to be easy, just tape some fun between two willing attractive people. Some make-believe with a guy holding a camera between your legs, while you wonder if your asshole is on the shot.

People were mostly high on everything then.

But things changed, somehow.

At least the production value could be a bit higher now. He smiled, looking in the mirror. He was a police officer a few weeks earlier, and now he was a teacher.

This was a producing company he liked to work for. Mostly fetish scenes, good pay, good viewing base, and they enjoyed him. The comments were crazy. The comments on the previews in the free sites were crazy.

He still had something.

Thank heavens it allowed him to pick and choose his jobs.

Well, it didn’t help he was smart and saved, the moment he realized it wouldn’t last forever.

He moved to the set, an office room, with a sofa. Jim felt thankful, it wasn’t really comfortable to fuck on a desk. He always preferred beds, but sofas were doable.

He suddenly felt old.

“Come on, buddy.” Jim muttered to himself and stepped into the set. The light makes it hot and just slightly uncomfortable. The tie didn’t help.

The fact that his partner looked like you helped even less.

Jim didn’t even need the help of his hand to get hard.

The cameras started rolling and if he had to be honest, he just didn’t pay much attention to the acting. Her eyes looked just like yours, her invitation lacked your intensity.

He could fool himself for an afternoon. Empty his balls, get over his tension, and have some fun.

The sofa was more comfortable than it looked. He decided as he sat, patting his thigh. The girl crawled over him, her ass to the camera, and he couldn’t stop himself from smiling. He slid his huge hand over her ass, his cock hard, pressed against her side, as he imagined you in the same position.

Jim has to admit he wants to spank you for teasing him unwittingly, and he’s suddenly glad to have this girl.

His hand struck hard, and he squeezed the asscheek, enjoying the sight of the red skin between his fingers. Jim slid his hand over the girl’s back and grabbed her hair, pulling her back, making her back arch. With the girl still arched, he used his free hand to spank the untouched asscheek.

She whimpered.

“Look at that…” He pulled her thong aside, exposing her pussy and her ass to the camera. He gave into his little fantasy and brushed his thumb along her slit. She squirmed, moaning, and his fantasy was crushed, it just wasn’t your voice. He decided to get back at life by swatting at her ass.

He fingered her ever so gently, slowly adding fingers, until he had three knuckle-deep inside her.

He got a sign to carry on, keep moving towards the end of the shoot. With a pointed look at the director, he shakes his head and twists his three fingers inside the girl.

She needed to be prepared.

He didn’t want to hurt her.

He didn’t want to hurt you.

She moaned loudly, pushing her ass back, against his hand. He twists his fingers once more, then again and again and again… She trembled on his lap, her body relaxing. Good. Better.

Jim pulled his fingers, taking a moment to suck on them, as the girl slides to her knees between his legs. She grabs his thighs, hands moving to his belt seductively. He knew that was a good moment to take some beautiful images. Fuck, she really looked like you. Hell, maybe she didn’t, maybe he just wanted her to look like you, but… Right now, as he looks at his cock, the thick, angry red head pulsing precome against her lips, he can only see you.

She sucked Jim for the camera. He used his hands to frame her face, to cup her head, composing the image. He knew how his thick fingers looked, wrapped in hair. He knew his part in composing the picture. Jim tried to push his cock into her mouth, wanting a pretty image of your lips around his cock. She moaned again, and once more the illusion is shattered. It’s not your voice.

Jim growled, frustrated, and tugged on her hair, receiving a whimper in response.

He stood up, then grabbed the girl’s hair, and thrust his cock in her face’s direction. She took the hint and goes back to sucking. He looked down at her, with a stern face, pulled the tie off, then opened the shirt.

He closed his eyes, feeling her hands on his hips. Eyes closed, he can go back to the fantasy of you. On your knees, in front of him, your mouth on his cock, your hands on his hips, on his balls, grabbing his cock, squeezing his ass.

Blessed be your sweet beautiful soft delightful hands. He grabs one of them and makes you stretch your arm up high. He leans, pulling back from your mouth, and licks the tip of your fingers. He suckled on them softly, as he feels you licking the head of his cock.

The girl stops sucking and he takes a deep breath before opening his eyes, releasing her hand, breaking the fantasy willingly this time. Jim grabs his belt as she takes her clothes off as fast as possible. With one swift movement, he pulls the belt from his pants, then rolls it against his hand. With the tips of his fingers, he opened his pants, then took them off. She kneels on the sofa, ass up.

Jim had a scowl the whole time he spanked her with the belt. It made him look almost scary. A treat for the spectators. He knew it always made an impression, especially if he is playing more dominant.

He tries to get through the spanking as fast as he could, without hurting the girl. Belts were sexy but he preferred using his hands.

After the spanking, he kneeled on the floor, letting the cameraman come over his shoulder, take a shot of his hands on her ass, thumbing her pussy. After the camera moved back, he pushed his face into her pussy. The girl starts moaning loudly, repeatedly, as he licked and nuzzled her.

Jim made sure she was wet, before standing up again. He pulled the girl’s labia apart, exposing her hole to the camera, then pressed the head of his cock against it, making sure the camera could get how tiny her holes looked compared to the girth of his cock.

He pushed the head gently in, slowly. She grabbed his arm and squeezed, her whole body tensing, then a trembling moan comes out of her lips.

“You wanted it, didn't you?” He said, sternly, trying to buy her some time to adjust. “Now take it.”

He could feel her squeezing him, soft noises coming off her lips. The pleasure of working with someone who enjoys the scene. He pulled back and thrust again, fucking her with just the tip of his cock, until she pushed back. He stopped moving for a moment, he wanted her to impale herself on him, cock hungry is always a good look for the girls.

His cock slid halfway in and she howled in pleasure.

“I know, I know…” He caressed her back gently, rocking against her the moment she relaxed. “But I’m sure we can make it fit.” Jim grabbed her asscheeks, pulling them apart, letting the camera take a close-up of her hole stretched around his cock. “You can take it.” He pushed, getting himself fully inside.

It was a beautiful sight, her body arching, a sweet desperate moan coming from her mouth.

How would you sound? He wondered as he started to thrust, gently at first, then faster. He put her in all the usual positions and fucked her, over and over and over, until it got hard for him to keep his cool. Jim huffed and grunted with each movement of his hips, enjoying the girl’s moans and whimpers.

He got the sign to end the shoot; he leaned, covering the woman’s body with his and whispering in her ear.

“Wanna come?” He grunted, too low for the mics. She looked at him wide-eyed and nodded. He raised his voice, back in the scene. “Come for me.”

Jim moved so he could rub the woman’s clit with his fingers, gently experimenting until he could feel her squeezing, sweet whimpers coming from her lips with every thrust, until she came around him. He tried to be gentle, but her pussy, so wet, tight, and warm, was getting him too close to coming.

He pushed the actress to the floor and positioned himself quickly over her, hand moving fast on his cock, sliding easily as he was covered in her slick.

Jim closed his eyes, frowning, head back. He growled and grunted, coming on her tits, each spurt an ocean. He moaned, babbling incoherent praise.

His thoughts were on you. Your sweet smile, and the way you blushed.

***

You hadn’t seen Jim in a few weeks, and you didn’t want to be weird about it, so you didn’t say anything. You decided to settle for an early evening, the little devil inside you pushing you into some porn website.

The little devil also begged you to look for Jim in it.

There was a new preview, five minutes. You couldn’t help but watch it.

Fuck, he looked perfect. You threw your mobile on the bed and changed into a big t-shirt, almost in a trance. You quickly grabbed a six-pack of beer and a big bag of chips, and all but ran to Jim’s house.

You hesitated before knocking, a small prayer on your lips. Please, be there.

You shifted from one foot to the other, anxiously. You just wanted to be around him, to have his attention, to hear him, just to breathe the same air as him. You wanted the focus of his blue eyes on you, to watch him laugh at your awkwardness, and you really wanted it right now.

He opened the door, in his pajama pants, shirtless.

You felt your mouth watering at the sight.

Jim blinked, cocking his head to the side, looking down at you, curiously.

“I thought we could hang out a bit.” You raised your hands, the beer and the chips an offering at his altar. He laughed, delighted.

“Sweetie, you’re something.” He opened the door, inviting you inside. “Are you high?”

“I’m completely sober right now.” You said as he lead you to the sofa.

“Let’s rectify that,” Jim said, grabbing a beer and opening it. “C’mon, sit down, I’ll get a bowl for the chips.” He lighted a cigarette and moved towards his kitchen, beer in one hand, cigarette in the other. You sighed, looking at the expanse of his back.

“Ooooo, fancy.” You sat on the sofa and opened a beer. You took off your shoes and crossed your legs, holding your can with both hands.

“C’mon, you’re visiting, I have to have at least a little class.” Jim came back with a large bowl. He placed the cigarette on the ashtray, and his beer on the little table; he opened the bag, threw the chips on the bowl, then folded the package. “I didn’t know you were that kind of girl.”

You giggled, leaning towards him. You felt lightheaded in his presence, your nipples and pussy tingling with arousal.

“You know I’m not blind,” Jim said, licking his lips. “You come here, all flushed, wide-eyed, with those pleading eyes. You’re wet, aren’t you?”

“Yeah,” You said, a bit ashamed, but not finding a reason to lie.

“Why did you come here?” He leaned, looking into your eyes. “Don’t lie.”

“I…” You hesitated, his command was intimidating. Almost in a good way. “I just wanted to be around you.”

“Fuck, darling…” He groaned, moving to cup your face. “You’re too sweet.”

The sofa was huge, big enough for Jim to lie down. It was a giant comfortable piece of furniture. He took the beer from your hands, leaving the can beside his own, and held your hands, tugging you to lie over him.

Jim slid his big hand over your back, rubbing slow, lazy circles. He felt so warm, and he seemed everywhere. You rested your face on his chest, kissing his chest a few times, on a whim. He tasted like sweat.

“What was that for?” He rumbled, looking down.

“For the way you make me feel.” You said softly, looking up into his eyes, then kissed his chest some more. You nuzzled him softly then finally rested your cheek against him. “Thank you.”

Jim chuckled, petting you slowly but firmly. You relaxed against him. His warmth and the pressure of his hand sent tingles over your body, you could feel your arousal pooling in your lower belly.

You didn’t move, afraid he would stop.

You stayed, quiet, your arousal mounting until you couldn’t help but whimper.

“You should stay the night.” His voice rumbled deep. “Did you lock your door?”

“I am not sure but I’m not moving.” You whined, squirming a little. You felt his cock hard along your thigh and you moaned. “Fuck, Jim.”

Jim grabbed your ass gently, enjoying your pleased noises. You slid your fingertips over his chest, nuzzling him.

“You’re too sweet.” His voice vibrated through your body, the sadness palpable in his voice.

“Everybody deserves some sweetness.” You said, gently. “Even people who think they don’t deserve it.”

Jim pulled you from him, to look into your eyes. He just stayed there for a long time, you felt he was looking into your soul.

“Why do you want me?” He asked, gravely.

“You’re gorgeous.” You said, softly, without even thinking. “How can I not? You’re a god.”

“Dramatic.” He chuckled, his expression softening. He looked almost shy, all of a sudden.

“Have you seen yourself?” You moved up his body, kissing his cheek, his chin. “I don’t know. I can’t explain.” You kissed him lightly on his lips. “The fact you’re gentle and nice doesn’t help either.”

Jim’s hand moved to the back of your head and he pulled you to him. His lips covered yours, the mustache tickling your face. It was a deep kiss, his tongue moving against yours, gentle in ways that could bring tears to your eyes. He broke the kiss, smiling, his eyes focused on yours.

“I’m really tired.” He said softly. “Sleep here. With me. We’ll see what you want to do in the morning.”

You nodded, your mouth drying up. Jim nudged you to stand up and took you to his bedroom.

The huge bed was the first thing you noticed. You blushed, thinking of what could happen. Jim placed a hand on your lower back and nudged you forward.

He stopped you right beside the bed and tugged on your shirt until you raised your arms, so he could take it off you. He then knelt, tugging on your shorts, pulling them off.

“Thank you.” You said, climbing on his bed and getting comfortable.

Jim nodded, looking at you with a soft smile. He then climbed beside you.

You hesitated, for a moment considering how you should position yourself, and Jim just grabbed you, making you rest your head on his chest, your body half laying over his. His arm cradled your back, his hand on your back, keeping you against him.

He kissed the top of your head, and you felt all warm inside.

“G’night, sweetie.” He muttered against your hair. His deep breathing lulled you into sleep.

[lovebugism]

BUG WRITES CUSTOMIZED FICS !

hi there! feel like getting a personalized love story with your favorite character written by your favorite broke college student, (*cough cough*) me? then you're in the right place!

--- i've been thinking about doing this for a while now, and since i'm nearing graduation (*repulsive garbage disposal cough*), i figured there's no time like the present!

with that being said, i am now writing private personalized fics for stranger things, marvel, and star wars for those who send in donations! i've tried to answer as many questions about this whole debacle as i can below!

here is my tip jar, and here is the link to the google form.

    ✶   MORE DETAILS BELOW THE CUT!    ✶  

q: well, how does this whole thing even work? a: i've created a fillable form here that goes through everything i'll need to write for you (plot/character description, payment, etc.). i should note here that i only accept donations through venmo and ko-fi, since that's what works best for me at the moment! please do not send your request as an ask, because it will get lost!

q: what exactly do you mean by private fics? a: instead of posting the personalized fic directly onto my tumblr, i will ship it right to you in the form of a google doc! since it is private, i only ask that you do not repost it on any other site (tumblr, ao3, etc.) this little love story is for your eyes and your eyes only!

q: who are you gonna write for then? a: my speciality as of right now is eddie munson and steve harrington. however, i'm expanding my horizons specifically for those who donate! with that being said, i will write for any stranger things character, as well as marvel and star wars character (as long as said character is of age, of course!)

q: .......what about smut? a: yes, i will be writing smut! it will cost extra ($2 USD) because it's a little harder to write and takes a bit longer do, so please keep that in mind! (also, please note that i won't write for noncon or violence-related scenarios. but other than that, feel free to go wild!)

q: what's it gonna cost me though? a: the cost varies depending on word count, as you'll see in the form. the pricing is as follows: ⋆ ~100 words – $1 ⋆ 200-999 words – $3 ⋆ 1,000-1,999 words – $5 ⋆ 2,000-4,999 words – $10 ⋆ 5,000+ words – $20

q: and how do the donations work exactly? a: as stated previously, i accept donations through venmo and ko-fi. you can check the pricing above, donate your preferred amount, and then fill out the form accordingly. so for example, if you donate $5, that will be a 1k word fic -- but remember, if you want a 1k word fic with smut, that will be an extra $2, so $7 in total). the payment is upfront, so if that makes you uncomfortable, shoot me an ask and we can work something out! if i have trouble writing your request or the writing time is longer than expected, refunds will be issued! also, if i happen to go over the word count you selected, you will not be charged extra.

q: and how will i receive my personalized love story? a: your fic will be sent to your messages as a google doc link. after your payment, i will send you the initial draft of your request in 1-10 days (depending on the length of your fic). after receiving your modifications (if any), i'll send you the final draft (again, to your tumblr messages, as a google doc link).

q: is there a limit to how many donations i can send in? a: no! feel free to send in as many as requests as you fancy! just remember to donate for each form you submit!

  ✶ WHO I'LL WRITE FOR !

--- keep in mind this is not a definitive list, just the characters i feel most comfortable writing for! if your character is not on this list, shoot me an ask before donating just to make sure!

stranger things:

eddie munson

steve harrington

robin buckley

nancy wheeler

jonathan byers

jim hopper

marvel:

bucky barnes

yelena belova

kate bishop

loki laufeyson

bob reynolds

steve rogers

john walker

helmut zemo

star wars:

poe dameron

din djarin

kylo ren

han solo

well, i think that's about it... if there's anything else you're unsure about, my ask box/messages are always open! i can't wait to write for you guys (⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[swinglifeaway19]

Roleplay Partner Search

Hi there! 

My friends call me Sammy. I've been roleplaying for roughly fifteen years, started on Quizilla ( rip ) and have been writing ever since. I work a full time job, Monday - Friday that takes up the most of my time during the week. Weekends are spent with my boyfriend and friends.Most of my roleplay responses will be weekday evenings & Sunday nights. I'm available most of the time to chitchat or headcanon if that's your jam. I love making friends with my writing partners. Communication is key. 

18+ Please. Am adult. Children stay away. 

Probably over Discord? Unless you have a better suggestion. PM me and we can discuss. 

Doubling friendly and doubling encouraged.   I always play a female oc and a character of your choosing. If you want canon ships for your side, cool. I dont mind. You have an oc that you want to pair with a canon character? Even better. Tell me everything.  

Length. The longer the reply,  the longer it takes for me to reply. I dont really have a length limit, I can match whatever you throw at me, but I'd rather have a shorter reply full of meaningful sentences that move the roleplay along than a long reply full of fluff, ya know? 

Plot > Smut. I dont mind smut, I just need it to not be the sole focus. 

Its been forever since I've made one of  these so I'm probably forgetting something. If you have questions/comments/concerns, feel free to shoot me a message. 

Below are fandoms I'm currently looking for. Bold is who I would like to play against. Italics are characters I'm comfortable playing ( some fandoms have a crap load of characters, if you dont see someone you want in italics, please just ask if I can play them. More often than not, it's a yes). 

A Court of Thorns and Roses series - Completed( Lucien Vanserra, Eris Vanserra, Azriel) [ Azriel, Cassian, Rhysand , Eris Vanserra, Tarquin, ask for more ]

ACOTAR x Throne of Glass Crossover - I would kill to play the child of Manorian, pairing them off with Elucien child. Plot with me pleeeeeeeeease. 

Stephen King's It - Novel, TV Ministries, Chapter 1 & 2 Completed. highly prefer to rp when they are adults, though we can flashback/headcanon platonic moments from when they were kids. ( Ben Hanscom, Mike Hanlon )[ Any of the Losers ]

One Piece - Live Action. Through Zouin Anime ( Roranoa  Zoro. Trafalgar D Water Law. Vinsmoke Sanji )[ Any Straw Hat, Buggy, Mihawk, Shanks, theres a lot of characters so ask ]

Yu Yu Hakusho - Anime Completed. ( Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke )[ Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke, Kuwabara. Ask about anyone else but willing to try ] 

Stranger Things - Caught up. ( Eddie Munson, Robin Buckley, Steven Harrington ) [Eddie Munson, Steve Harrington, Jonathan Byers, Robin Buckley, Nancy Wheeler, Jim Hopper ]

Hunger Games - Original Trilogy Novels & Movies Completed. Willing to do original plot. ( Peeta Mellark, Finnick Odair )[ Mostly anyone save for Snow ]

Teen Wolf ( Theo Raeken, Isaac Lahey, Stiles Stilinski )[ mostly anyone ]

Until Dawn ( Mike Munroe, male oc )[ anyone ]

[awkward-anxiety]

1x1 RP Request

Hey there! My name’s Teddy, but you can also call me Theo, Ted, or Tedster—whatever feels right! I’m 23 and looking for a long-term, detailed roleplay partner who loves angst, slow-burn romance, and deep character development just as much as I do.

I’ve been roleplaying since I was around 17, starting on Amino before moving to Discord. I took a small hiatus last year due to personal issues, but I’m back and ready to start writing again. I focus on quality over excessive length and love exploring my favorite characters in unique and compelling ways. If you enjoy in-depth storytelling, found family dynamics, and emotional intensity, we’ll probably get along great!

🐶 Bungou Stray Dogs

✨ Experienced: Dazai Osamu ⭐ Intermediate: — 🔹 Beginner: Ranpo, Fyodor, Sigma, Chuuya, Ango, Oda, Fukuzawa, Mori 💕 Ships:

Soukoku (Dazai x Chuuya)

Fyozai (Dazai x Fyodor)

Ranpoe (Ranpo x Poe)

Decay Trio (Fyodor x Chuuya x Dazai)

Mersault (Sigma x Dazai x Fyodor x Nikolai x Chuuya)

Odango (Oda x Ango)

FukuFuku (Fukuzawa x Fukuchi)

FukuMori (Fukuzawa x Mori)

🐢 Rise of the TMNT

✨ Experienced: Donnie ⭐ Intermediate: Raph, Mikey, Leo 🔹 Beginner: — 💕 Ships: —

😈 Hazbin Hotel

✨ Experienced: Alastor ⭐ Intermediate: — 🔹 Beginner: Vox, Lucifer 💕 Ships:

RadioApple (Alastor x Lucifer)

RadioStatic (Alastor x Vox)

AppleMedia (Alastor x Lucifer x Vox)

🚲 Stranger Things

✨ Experienced: Mike Wheeler ⭐ Intermediate: — 🔹 Beginner: Jonathan Byers, Steve Harrington, Jim Hopper, Joyce Byers 💕 Ships:

Byler (Mike x Will)

Jopper (Joyce x Jim)

Stoncy (Steve x Jonathan x Nancy)

🎈 IT

✨ Experienced: Richie Tozier ⭐ Intermediate: — 🔹 Beginner: — 💕 Ships:

Reddie (Richie x Eddie)

Stozier (Stan x Richie)

PolyLosers (Any mix of the Losers Club)

Stenbrough (Stan x Bill)

🕵️‍♂️ Sherlock (BBC & Moriarty the Patriot)

✨ Experienced: Sherlock Holmes (BBC & Moriarty the Patriot) ⭐ Intermediate: — 🔹 Beginner: Mycroft (BBC), William Moriarty (Moriarty the Patriot) 💕 Ships:

Johnlock (Sherlock x John)

🛹 Sk8 the Infinity

✨ Experienced: — ⭐ Intermediate: — 🔹 Beginner: Reki Kyan, Joe, Cherry 💕 Ships:

Renga (Reki x Langa)

CherryMacha (Cherry x Joe)

🔥 Moriarty The Patriot

✨ Experienced: Sherlock Holmes ⭐ Intermediate: — 🔹 Beginner: William Moriarty 💕 Ships:

Sherlock x William Moriarty

🦸 MCU

✨ Experienced: Peter Parker ⭐ Intermediate: — 🔹 Beginner: Tony Stark, Harley Keener, Stephen Strange 💕 Ships:

Parkner (Peter Parker x Harley Keener)

IronStrange (Tony Stark x Stephen Strange)

🐦 The Goldfinch

✨ Experienced: — ⭐ Intermediate: — 🔹 Beginner: Boris Pavlikovsky 💕 Ships:

Boreo (Boris x Theo)

💊 Be More Chill

✨ Experienced: Jeremy Heere ⭐ Intermediate: Michael Mell 🔹 Beginner: — 💕 Ships:

Boyf Friends (Jeremy x Michael)

🌳 Dear Evan Hansen

✨ Experienced: Evan Hansen ⭐ Intermediate: Jared Kleinman 🔹 Beginner: — 💕 Ships:

Kleinsen (Connor x Jared)

Sincerely Three (Evan x Connor x Jared)

Treebros (Evan x Connor)

🧳 Book Of Mormon

✨ Experienced: Kevin Price ⭐ Intermediate: — 🔹 Beginner: — 💕 Ships:

McPriceley (Kevin Price x Connor McKinley)

🌈 Falsettos

✨ Experienced: Marvin ⭐ Intermediate: Jason 🔹 Beginner: — 💕 Ships:

Whizvin (Whizzer x Marvin)

📜 Hamilton

✨ Experienced: Alexander Hamilton ⭐ Intermediate: Thomas Jefferson 🔹 Beginner: John Laurens 💕 Ships:

Jamilton (Jefferson x Hamilton)

Hamilsquad (Hamilton x Laurens x Lafayette x Mulligan)

Lams (Laurens x Hamilton)

📖 Plot Ideas & AU Preferences 📖

I love character-driven narratives, emotional arcs, and unique settings! Here are a few plot ideas I’d love to explore, but I’m always open to brainstorming something new:

🌙 Post-Storyline AUs – Could be based right after the initial plot took place or even years after it took place. 

🏠 One Stayed, One Left – One character moved away while the other stayed behind. Maybe they’ve become a parent, or they’re lonely and stuck in the past.

👥 Foster Care AU – One character is almost 18, jaded and angry after being in the system too long, while the other helps them open up. (Works best as a Platonic RP TBH)

🎓 Teachers AU – They reconnect or meet as teachers in the same school.

🌲 Summer Camp Counselors – A chance meeting at a summer camp leads to something deeper. 🎭 Artist x Theater Kid – Opposites attract in an artsy way!

🌀 Group Therapy AU – They meet while working through their personal struggles.

🔄 Body-Swap AU – Chaos, hilarity, and emotional introspection!

🎓 College AU – A fresh start, new friendships, and navigating adulthood together.

⚠️ Boundaries & Triggers ⚠️ 

I love writing angst, but I do have a few limits:

🚫 No excessive gore/violence – I can handle some, but not in large amounts or suddenly.

🚫 No gun-related topics – Guns make me extremely uncomfortable.

🚫 No hospital settings – Please avoid this theme.

🚫 No car crashes – I have a major issue with this topic.

🚫 No animal abuse – Shouldn’t have to say this, but I’ve been proven otherwise.

For dark themes, there needs to be buildup – If a character struggles with something like depression or suicidal ideation, I prefer realistic character development instead of it happening randomly.

📌 RP Style & Preferences 📌

✅ I only RP canon characters – No main OCs (I allow side character OCs, but they must be discussed first).

✅ I write in third-person – I’d prefer if my partner does the same.

✅ No script-style RP – No asterisks for actions or “hfjskdj” in dialogue.

✅ Character ages must be 17+ for romance plots and 18+ for NSFW content – No exceptions.

✅ I prefer partners 18+ but am willing to RP with younger partners as long as the RP stays appropriate.

✅ I match responses but prefer semi-lit to literate – I start off with longer responses but may shorten them as we get comfortable.

📩 Interested? Let’s Chat! 📩

If any of this sounds like your vibe, DM me here or on Discord (@awkward_anxiety)! I love OOC conversations and brainstorming, so don’t be afraid to reach out. Let’s create something amazing together!

[f4ggottree]

okay bitches and bros (and everyone else) tackling my first stonathan fic with a giant project...she has been revealed now...

(I Know) Where You've Been Hiding (9806 words) by ceruleanandconvalescence Chapters: 2/12 Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Jonathan Byers/Steve Harrington Characters: Steve Harrington, Nancy Wheeler, Jim "Chief" Hopper, Joyce Byers, Jonathan Byers, Will Byers Additional Tags: Period-Typical Homophobia, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Mortifying Ideal Of Being Known, childhood friends to enemies to lovers to enemies then lovers again, Friends to Enemies, Enemies to Lovers, Internalized Homophobia, Gay Jonathan Byers, Good Sibling Jonathan Byers, Vomiting, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Gore, Minor Character Death, Major (non-permanent) character death, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Past Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Grief/Mourning, Guilt, Breaking Up & Making Up, Getting Back Together, Angst with a Happy Ending, its happy to me anyway, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, POV Multiple, POV Alternating, Queer Steve Harrington, Gratuitous use of italics Series: Part 2 of Undone (Like Me) Summary:

Jonathan and Steve haven't spoken in months. Steve almost prefers it that way, because at least he knows how to act. Don't get too close, don't get caught staring, don't let anyone know--they're easy rules to follow.

But, when Jonathan goes missing, and the quiet town of Hawkins is suddenly not-so-quiet, it becomes harder and harder for Steve to hide the truth. He's not even sure what the truth is, anymore. He's not sure he wants to find out.

--- A rewrite of S1 centered on the premise: What if Jonathan went missing instead of Will? (And: What if Steve and Jonathan were childhood friends turned enemies turned lovers turned enemies again?)

[chaifootsteps]

This is Metallica Anon wishing you a Happy Father's Day. 🤘

Here's a dad related question. Who do you think are the best and worst fictional dads?

Happy Father's Day, Metallica Anon!

Best fictional dad of all time in my book is probably Bob Belcher. A lot of the other top contenders (like Gomez Addams and Bandit from Bluey) are superb dads, but they've got the luxury of money and time and pretty cushy lives. Bob and Linda do what they do while working their asses off.

I'd say Furious Styles from Boyz n the Hood is another really good one, but keep in mind that '90s Laurence Fishburne shuts off the part of my brain that thinks.

Worst fictional dads? Stolas, Jim Hopper, Hank Hill. I actually prefer comically terrible dads to emotionally abusive dads that are played as awesome.

[ladykailitha]

Hallmark Christmas please

WIP Wednesday! Just clearing out the inbox.

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“Come on,” she said brightly, grabbing his wrist and dragging him inside. “Not everyone is here yet, but you can come have some of Dad’s hot spiced apple cider.”

Steve laughed as she dragged him to the kitchen as she kept talking. “Dad says there’s even a version for adults if you would prefer that. I had some once, it burned my throat.”

He stopped dead cold when he realized who her father was. Everyone had heard of the big city police chief that had come from New York to head up his old home town’s police force. Jim Hopper was a man everyone knew not to cross.

“Chief Hopper,” he greeted as warmly as possible. “I’m Steve Harrington. Please to meet you.”

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Friend - Jim Hopper

You trusted Jim with your life. You knew he would never do anything to hurt you, he treat you like a princess and looked at you like you were the only woman in the world. You and Jim both had male and female friends, you never got jealous until you met Jim's friend Liz. She had a instant distaste for you as soon as she met you, preferring to give all her attention to Jim, running her hands down his arms, leaning a bit too close to him, you tried to bring it up to Jim but he insisted she was just a friend.

You were currently at a bar with all your work friends staring at Jim at the bar, you noticed Liz walking slowly up to him, kissing him on the cheek. Your grip on the glass you were holding tightened, the others noticed it too and chuckled, not beliveing that she could be so brasen flirting with him in front of his girlfriend. 

"Are you going to say anything?" Phil asked you. You shook your head and said "If he didn't want her to flirt with him, he would come back here and sit with me" you replied, eyes glossing over as you looked at the love of your life flirting with another woman right in front of you. You decided you had enough and gathered your things, walked out the door, got in your car and drove to your house, you would normally go to Jim's but you didn't feel like speaking to him at the moment. 

You must have fallen asleep as soon as you laid on your bed because you wake up to knocking on your door, you looked at the clock at your bedside and saw it say 12:30am. You rushed down the stairs, opening the door to see Jim on the other side. You open the door wider and stand to the side to let him in. 

"Why did you leave! I was worried sick!" 

"You seemed distracted" you said while sighing. Jim sighed, walked forward and pulled you in to his chest, you started to cry in to his shirt.

"I promise you she is just a friend".

"She is trying to break us up Jim and its like you dont care"

Jim looks down at you with a shocked expression on his face "I do care!".

"I'm afraid i will loose you. Your the love of my life and I cant stand by and do nothing. Just tell me if you are falling out of love and I will let you go".

Jim held you tighter and shook his head. "I will talk to her I promise. Now lets get to sleep". 

Jim must have kept his promise and the next time you saw her, she kept her hands to herself and was nothing but polite.