#joke dni

[amystarrstuff]

dni if you’re over 6′ tall, like shotguns, make chainsaw noises when nearby, have a primarily yellow color scheme, regularly get stuck on staircases, have an AI that attacks other enemies, are sexy, spawn regularly in the cybergrind, get stunned for a few seconds once you take enough damage

[undervaluedagent]

Dni if you vaguepost about people. You know who you are.

[transgender-rex]

DNI: redheads, sour cream enjoyers, Elias Bouchard apologists, enjoyers of miniature things, doll collectors, people hyperfixated on the mechanisms, transmascs with fucked up genders, people who's writing makes me want to bite someone (affectionate), eye avatars, and mutuals who love me <333

[willtheweirdrat]

doing my own very specific DNI: Dni if you wear blue glasses, had a strange obsession with the USSR as a child, haven't seen Cabaret (1972), have never scrolled through rationalwiki or wikipedia for 1 hour minimum, aren't ridiculously in love with trains and planes, have never been lost in a big city, like wearing turtlenecks, prefer blue ink over black ink, have never had a panic attack to a wilbur soot song, have more than 3 people over 40 following your blog

[moved-to-piersgender]

Sansfuckers and puppetfuckers DNI, we have taste here

[captainarthurshappey]

dni if you enjoy cricket, opera, tennis, painting, sailing, jazz, cookery or close harmony singing

[lesbian-pangoro]

Do not interact: natural blondes, people who still have their appendix in, people who pronounce “orange” like “arnj”, people who put papers loose in their bag without a folder/binder, summer likers who live in the south, light eye havers who say their eyes “change color” (regular light eye havers are on thin ice), anyone who hates on Deanna Troi from TNG

[merridelicious]

my turn to do a DNI. DNI if you’ve never been to ikea, if you’ve ever made a uquiz and taken it yourself, if you actually enjoy black coffee, if you have 20/20 vision, if you don’t have a single plain hoodie (with absolutely nothing on it), if you enjoy reggae made by white people, if you need to have something to drink while writing, if you are a writer™️, if you avoid sleeping because it’s your only free time during the “day”, if you’re a morning napper (you wake up and then nap again on purpose), if you’ve ever used a meme generator, if you prefer liquid glue over glue sticks, if you have at least one piece of clothing that you’ve worn and not outgrown for over 3 years, if you dislike drums that sound like heartbeats in songs, if you don’t support men wearing makeup of any kind, if you use a toenail clipper to cut your fingernails

[charcoaldustonmyfingers]

A real incident I witnessed amongst my roommates

The wrestling was legit and yes, one did lift the other all the way off the ground to stop them from putting their whole arm into scalding steam. Unfortunately for them, the buns were cold by the time they stopped trying to one up each other lol

Leo, for all that he might have the braincell occasionally, is absolutely dumbass enough to throw that out the window when faced with a perceived challenge. He’s drank tea straight after it’s boiled, “careful it’s hot” is a slight against his reputation! (which is nonexistent. His brothers worry for his taste buds)

[helldidntwantme]

DNI if:

You’ve never seen the original PoPiPo video

You owned the Barbie MP3 player

You ever bullied someone on a children’s game

Your favorite Pokémon type is fire

You don’t like pears

You don’t like tomatoes

You never had a hating pink phase

You hate pink currently

You own more than 3 tamagotchi

You know how to use a ruler

[falling-raine]

might as well do this- uh no pressure to anyone who sees this btw

at 10 notes ill drink a glass of water

at 50 ill do some homework

at 75 ill clean my room

at 100 ill make sure to set up a selfcare app with everything i need to do and stick to it

at 250 ill work on my book plot

at 500 ill finish my takehome test

at 750 ill finish my presentation on why ppl should listen to tma

at 1k ill change my pronouns on discord to show my neos

at 2k ill share a fic i already wrote here but have been to scared to share

at 3k ill plan a fic

at 6k ill finish my animation

at 8k ill finish all my play list

at 10k ill try to fix my sleep schedual

[just-anarchie]

dni if:

you main kirby in smash bros, your favorite color is neon orange, you enjoy coca cola, if you pre-ordered pokemon s+v, think nightmare before Christmas is directed by tim burton, dont know who Henry Selick is, kin Basil from Omori, shop mainly at walmart, take showers in the morning, prefer ANY spiderman movie over spiderverse, or wear crocs in sport mode.

[sonseulsoleil]

I've said it before, but I reread Emma, so I'm saying it again.

George Knightley is THE Austen Hero. He is kind, compassionate, never condescends. He is so nice that not once, but TWICE, he is mistaken for being in love when he's not. He may be strict and rational, but he isn't cold. He plays with his nieces and nephews and helps keep the peace between family members. He calls Emma out, but only because he wants to help her be the best possible version of herself. He moves into Hartfield at the end, something completely unheard of in those days, because he knows Emma would never leave her father and he would never ask her to.

He is just. The Peak.

[theelectricalcity]

us when we get a new alter: now its time to play your favorite system game!!: Are they a cameo character or a recurring character?

[kkoct-ik]

boyfriend DNI !!!!!!!! the :) when the

[rninies]

jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware.