#june 17 2023

[cowardlycowboys]

almost THREW UP LOOKING AT THE PAYMENT PLANS

[baroquehedgewitch]

✨2022 Celestial Events✨

✦✧ Lunar Events ✧✦

🌑Jan 2nd New Moon in Capricorn at 18:35 UTC

🌕Jan 17th Full Moon in Cancer at 23:51 UTC ~ Old Moon;

🌑Feb 1st New Moon in Aquarius at 5:48am UTC

🌕Feb 16th Full Moon in Leo at 16:59 UTC ~ Snow Moon

🌑March 2nd New Moon in Pisces at 17:38 UTC

🌕March 18th Full Moon in Libra at 7:20am UTC ~ Worm Moon

🌑April 1st New Moon in Aries at 6:27am UTC

🌕April 16th Full Moon in Libra at 18:57 UTC ~ Pink Moon

🌑April 30 New Moon in Taurus at 20:30 UTC

⚪ May 16th Full Moon in Scorpio at 4:15am UTC (Sagittarius from 11:51 UTC) ~ Flower Moon ~ Total Lunar Eclipse in Scorpio visible in North America, Atlantic Ocean, western Europe and western Africa

🌑May 30th New Moon in Gemini at 11:32 UTC

🌕June 14th Supermoon in Sagittarius at 11:52 UTC ~Strawberry Moon, Rose Moon

🌑June 29th New Moon in Cancer at 2:53am UTC

🌕July 13th Supermoon in Capricorn at 18:38 UTC

🌑July 28th New Moon in Leo at 17:55 UTC

🌕 Aug 12th Supermoon in Aquarius at 1:36am ~ Sturgeon Moon; final Supermoon for the year

🌑Aug 27th New Moon in Virgo at 8:17am UTC

🌕Sep 10th Full Moon in Pisces at 9:58am UTC ~ Corn Moon, Harvest Moon

🌑Sep 25th New Moon in Virgo at 21:55 UTC

🌕Oct 9th Full Moon in Aries at 20:55 UTC ~ Hunters Moon

🌑Oct 25th New Moon in Scorpio at 10:49am UTC & Partial Solar Eclipse in Scorpio

⚪ Nov 8th Full Moon in Taurus at 11:03 UTC ~ Total Lunar Eclipse in Taurus visible in eastern Russia, Japan, Oceania, western North America

🌑Nov 23rd New Moon in Scorpio at 22:58 UTC

🌕Dec 8th Full Moon in Gemini at 4:09am UTC

🌑Dec 23rd New Moon in Capricorn at 10:17 UTC

✦✧ Solar Events / Wheel of the Year Dates ✧✦

✨ Feb 1st-5th Northern Hemisphere Imbolc; Southern Hemisphere Lammas

✨ Mar 21st Equinox at 15:24 UTC ~ Northern Hemisphere Vernal Equinox/Ostara; Southern Hemisphere Autumnal Equinox/Mabon

✨ April 30th Partial Solar Eclipse in Taurus visible from southeast Pacific Ocean; southern South America

✨ May 1st-5th Northern Hemisphere Beltane; Southern Hemisphere Samhain

✨ June 21st Solstice at 9:05am UTC ~ Northern Hemisphere Summer Solstice/Litha; Southern Hemisphere Winter Solstice/Yule

✨ Aug 1st-7th Northern Hemisphere Lammas; Southern Hemisphere Imbolc

✨ Sep 23rd Equinox at 12:55am UTC ~ Northern Hemisphere Autumnal Equinox/Mabon; Southern Hemisphere Vernal Equinox/Ostara

✨ Oct 25th Partial Solar Eclipse visible over western & central Russia, Kazakhstan

✨ Nov 1st-7th Southern Hemisphere Beltane; Northern Hemisphere Samhain

✨ Dec 21st Solstice at 21:40 UTC ~ Northern Hemisphere Winter Solstice/Yule; Southern Hemisphere Summer Solstice/Litha

✦✧ Astrological Events (Mostly Retrogrades) ✧✦

💫 Dec 28th 2021 Jupiter Moves into Pisces ➛ May 10th (positive for mutable signs)

💫 Jan 14th Mercury Retrograde ➛ 3rd February

💫Jan 19th Uranus Ends Retrograde

💫Jan 29th Venus Ends Retrograde

April 3rd Mercury at superior Solar Conjunction

💫 May 10th Mercury Retrograde ➛ 2nd June & Jupiter moves into Aries ➛ Oct 28th (positive for cardinal signs)

💫 June 5th Saturn Retrograde ➛ Oct 23rd

💫 June 28th Neptune Retrograde ➛ Dec 4th

💫 July 29th Jupiter Retrograde ➛ Nov 24th

💫August 24th Uranus Retrograde

💫 Sep 9th Mercury Retrograde ➛ 2nd October

💫Oct 31st Mars Retrograde

💫 Dec 29th Mercury Retrograde ➛ 18th January 2023

✦✧ Dates for Viewing Planets/Meteors ✧✦

⋆⁺｡ Jan 3rd & 4th Quadrantids Meteor Shower (Above average shower; runs from Jan 1st-5th; peaking on the 3rd) Near Constellation Bootes

🔭Jan 7th - Mercury at Greatest Eastern Elongation (19.2 degrees from the Sun) Visible in Western Sky after sunset

🔭Feb 10th Venus at greatest brightness

🔭Feb 16th Mercury at Greatest Western Elongation (26.3 degrees from the Sun) Visible in Eastern Sky before sunrise

⋆⁺｡ April 22nd & 23rd Lyrids Meteor Shower (Average Shower; runs from April 16th-25th) Near Constellation Lyra

⋆⁺｡ May 6th & 7th Eta Aquarids Meteor Shower (Produces more meteors over Southern Hemisphere; runs from April 19th -May 28th) Near Constellation Aquarius

🔭June 16th Mercury at Greatest Western Elongation (23.2 degrees from the Sun) Visible in Eastern Sky before sunrise

⋆⁺｡ Jul 28th & 29th Delta Aquarids Meteor Shower (Average shower; runs from July 12 - August 23rd) Near Constellation Aquarius

⋆⁺｡ Aug 12th & 13th Perseids Meteor Shower (Runs July 17th to August 24th) Near Constellation Perseus

🔭Aug 14th Saturn at Opposition (at its brightest)

🔭Aug 27th Mercury at Greatest Eastern Elongation (27.3 degrees from the Sun) Visible low in Western Sky after sunset

🔭Sep 16th Neptune at Opposition (most likely still invisible without telescope)

🔭Sep 26th Jupiter at Opposition

⋆⁺｡ Oct 7th Draconids Meteor Shower (Minor meteor shower; runs October 6th-10th) Best viewed early evening, near constellation Draco

🔭Oct 8th Mercury at Greatest Western Elongation (18 degrees from the Sun) Visible in Eastern Sky before sunrise

⋆⁺｡ Oct 21st & 22nd Orionids Meteor Shower (Runs October 2nd to November 7th) Near Constellation Orion

⋆⁺｡ Nov 4th and 5th Taurids Meteor Shower (minor meteor shower runs from September 7th - December 10th) Near Constellation Taurus

🔭Nov 9th Uranus at Opposition

⋆⁺｡ Nov 17th, 18th Leonids Meteor Shower; (1st since 2001; runs November 6th-30th) Near Constellation Leo

🔭Dec 8th Mars at Opposition

⋆⁺｡ Dec 13th & 14th Geminids Meteor Shower (Biggest Meteor Shower, runs December 7th-17th) Near Constellation Gemini

🔭Dec 21st Mercury at Greatest Eastern Elongation; visible in Western Sky after sunset

⋆⁺｡ Dec 21st & 22nd Ursids Meteor Shower (Minor shower, runs December 17th-25th) Near Ursa Minor

[besamehyuka]

Let's Keep Her SERIES: [NOTE: I AM WRITING IT ALL AT ONCE THE REMAINING CHAPTERS, SO I CAN UPLOAD THEM ALL AT ONCE!!]

None of these were edited/re-read. English is not my first language. (Japanese is duh lol)

although I am fluent I still make many mistakes!!

Please enjoy! And reblog if you wish.

Let’s Keep Her! [SKZ x Reader] (All Parts)

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

As of June 16, 2023

LET’S KEEP HER REMASTERED

Part 1- The beginning

Part 2- The Truck Load

Part 3- The Sweet One

Part 4- I can read your mind

Part 5- Shut Up and Fuck Me

Part 6- Target?

Part 7- No One Controls Me

Part 8- Hit Me Then!

Part 9- You’re Crazy

Part 10- Devil’s Tongue

Part 11- The One I Want

Part 12- Realization

Part 13- Would’ve Been Better

Part 14- Hell’s Plan

Part 15- Evil Within

Part 16- Devil’s Pass Time

Part 17- Remember

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©BesaméHyuka

[mlbigbang]

2022 Miraculous Ladybug Big Bang - Schedule

Schedule - deadlines PST midnight

Application period: May 1 - September 9

Writer applications close: June 24

Beta application close: August 5 (will be accepted along the way as soon as the writers are in)

Artist applications close: September 9 (will be accepted along the way, as soon as the writers are in)

Acceptances sent out: July 1

Creation Period: July 1 - December 31

Zeroth check-in: August 10. (summary, tags,  estimated word count submission)

Project proposal: September 14. (summary + 1k snippet + 50% + whole fic outlined)

Betas make their ranking: August 13. - 19.

Betas-Writers pairing go out: August 27.

Artists make their ranking: September 17. - 23.

Artists-Writers pairings go out: October 1.

First check-in: November 1

Second check-in: December 1

Posting starts: January 1 2023

For More Information: Mods || F.A.Q.

[crazycatsiren]

2023 Hecate's Deipnon, Noumenia, Agathos Daimon Lunar Dates

Olympiad 700.3

December 2022 Hecate's Deipnon: 22 December at sunset Noumenia (1 of Poseideon II): 23 December at sunset Agathos Daimon: 24 December at sunset

January 2023 Hecate's Deipnon: 21 January at sunset Noumenia (1 of Gamelion): 22 January at sunset Agathos Daimon: 23 January at sunset

February Hecate's Deipnon: 20 February at sunset Noumenia (1 of Anthesterion): 21 February at sunset Agathos Daimon: 22 February at sunset

March Hecate's Deipnon: 21 March at sunset Noumenia (1 of Elaphebolion): 22 March at sunset Agathos Daimon: 23 March at sunset

April Hecate's Deipnon: 20 April at sunset Noumenia (1 of Mounichion): 21 April at sunset Agathos Daimon: 22 April at sunset

May Hecate's Deipnon: 19 May at sunset Noumenia (1 of Thargelion): 20 May at sunset Agathos Daimon: 21 May at sunset

June Hecate's Deipnon: 18 June at sunset Noumenia (1 of Skirophorion): 19 June at sunset Agathos Daimon: 20 June at sunset

July Hecate's Deipnon: 17 July at sunset Noumenia (1 of Hekatombaion): 18 July at sunset *Attic New Year Agathos Daimon: 19 July at sunset

August Hecate's Deipnon: 16 August at sunset Noumenia (1 of Metageitnion): 17 August at sunset Agathos Daimon: 18 August at sunset

September Hecate's Deipnon: 14 September at sunset Noumenia (1 of Boedromion): 15 September at sunset Agathos Daimon: 16 September at sunset

October Hecate's Deipnon: 14 October at sunset Noumenia (1 of Pyanopsion): 15 October at sunset Agathos Daimon: 16 October at sunset

November Hecate's Deipnon: 12 November at sunset Noumenia (1 of Maimakterion): 13 November at sunset Agathos Daimon: 14 November at sunset

December Hecate's Deipnon: 12 December at sunset Noumenia (1 of Poseideon): 13 December at sunset Agathos Daimon: 14 December at sunset

[ackermansimper]

↓ Masterlist ↓

• Schedule •

• rules •

♥This is my MASTERLIST of what I've wrote so far. The most recent are at the top and oldest are at the bottom ♥

Ackermans (Levi, Mikasa, Kenny)

(The Ackermans when their s/o likes to joke around a lot) -March 6 2023-

2022 ↓ (before my hiatus)

(The Ackerman's wanting attention) -April 17 2022-

(The Ackerman's love language) -April 16 2022-

(How the Ackerman's would react to their teenager walking in on you both doing it) -April 12 2022-

(The Ackermans falling in love with their enemy (enemies to lovers) -April 4 2022-

(The Ackermans on weddings) -April 3 2022-

(What the Ackermans would do if you had a nightmare) -March 22 2022-

(Blushing Ackerman images) -March 19 2022-

(How would the Ackermans react to you flirting) -March 19 2022-

(How the Ackermans sleep with you) -March 17 2022-

(If you caught the Ackermans blushing) -March 17 2022-

(The Ackermans falling in love with who they're bodyguarding) -March 12 2022-

(Having a one sided relationship with the Ackermans but they fall in love with you afterwards) -March 9 2022-

(The Ackermans wanting private time but the baby interrupting) -March 8 2022-

(How the Ackermans would be as parents) -March 8 2022-

(What the Ackermans would be like if they had a crush on you) -March 7 2022-

(How would the Ackerman's most likely meet you) -March 7 2022-

(how the Ackermans would be if they were jealous) -March 6 2022-

(How the Ackermans would cuddle) -March 6 2022-

(How would the Ackerman's be like falling in love with their best friend (you) -March 6 2022-

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Levi (only)

Headcanons

(Levi's reaction to having a secret admirer) -March 26 2023-

(Levi in an arranged marriage) -March 22 2023-

(Levi's reaction to a mature squad leader having the most obvious crush on him) -March 16 2023-

(How Levi would act after a break up) -March 15 2023-

(Levi with a cadet completely devoted to him) -March 13 2023-

(Levi with a bold and strong crush) -March 12 2023-

(Levi with a taller s/o) -March 11 2023-

(Levi with a shorter s/o) -March 7 2023-

Fics

(Secret revealed) -March 8 2023-

-Summary: Y/n and Levi get in a relationship but decide to keep it a secret. Y/n is commonly hit on by male soldiers and although the vets expect Levi to out them both on their relationship, it's Y/n instead-

Drabbles

(Levi forgiving his enemy after a hurtful insult) -June 8 2023-

(Levi and reader teasing each other) -April 12 2023-

(Levi saying 'I love you' to his s/o for the first time) -April 10 2023-

(A flustered Levi attempting to thank his crush) -April 9 2023-

Song inspired fics/drabbles

(Line without a hook) -June 6 2023-

-Summary: Levi doesn't think he's worthy of your love and is full of insecurities about the thought of being able to have you at his side. Despite that, he takes the opportunity to be selfish and let himself indulge in love for the first time.

(Super psycho love) -June 4 2023-

-Summary: You and Levi have a relationship exclusive to sleeping together and no strings attached. You though, very much have feelings for him and are confused as to if he feels anything other than what you initially agreed on.

(If the world was ending) -June 3 2023-

-Summary: With the new expedition coming up and you and Levi recently been broken up, all you two can think about is each other and if this latest expedition will be the end of the world, the end of you, or the end of him.

(Chamber of reflection) -June 1 2023-

-Summary: You've just broken up with Levi and he's left with an alone feeling he can't get rid of.

(It's you) -May 30 2023-

-Summary: You're the only person Levi could ever imagine loving and being loved by. He's been broken many times before but he puts his trust in you anyway to not leave him and stick by his side

(Pain) -May 28 2023-

-Summary: You're numb until you meet Levi and suddenly want to feel the pain of Levi's threats and the pain of loving him.

(Back to you) -May 27 2023-

-Summary: Yours and Levi's relationship is toxic yet neither of you can leave.

(Feel Better) -May 25 2023-

-Summary: Levi doesn't wanna feel better after the way he rejected you. He can't bring himself to let himself be after the tears that were shed from your eyes because of him

(I wanna be yours) -May 23 2023-

-Summary: All you wanna do is be Levi's and prove your loyalty and devotion towards him. you want him to have you through it all and know you'll always stick around. You wanna be his and want him to be yours.

(I hate everything about you) -May 21 2023-

-Summary: Your rivalry is interrupted after you kiss Levi after a drink too much. Now you're left to think about your feelings for the man and stress over the possibly ruined friendship.

(I hate you, I love you) -May 20 2023-

-Summary: You hate Levi but you also love him. You wanna get over the relationship you and Levi used to have yet can't put anyone above Levi like how it seems he already has with you.

(Eyes blue like the Atlantic) -May 18 2023-

-Summary: Something about Levi's greyish-blue eyes lures you into noticing other wholesome facts about the stoic stone-faced captain

(Water Fountain) -May 14 2023-

-Summary: Levi and Y/n are broken up and moving on

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Kenny (only)

Headcanons

(Kenny with someone completely devoted to him) -March 20 2023-

(Kenny's reaction to his s/o falling asleep on his shoulder) -March 9 2023-

Other

(Kenny x Hange headcanons) -March 23 2023-

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Mikasa (only)

Headcanons

Drabbles

Song inspired fics/drabbles

(It Will Rain) -May 16 2023-

-summary: Without Mikasa, your days would be filled with nothingness. Maybe a bit of rain but definitely the sorrowful and sad kind.

[halesandy]

K-pop Fic Recommendations

Please feel free to send me an ask or a message with your favorite K-pop fics or writers, I'll make sure to check it out and include in future parts. I'm still going to reblog my favorites, so if you want to keep up with my recommendation lists - let me know and I'll tag you.

So how this will work?

Once a while I will list writers and their works that I find especially worth to be read, BUT if you see just a writer's id, don't worry - it means that they have a huge amount of works that I love, so I couldn't pick just a few of them.

Check out this post for prompts

BTS

2021

Part 1 - Sep 27 Part 2 - Oct 4

Part 3 - Oct 11 Part 4 - Oct 18

Part 5 - Oct 25 Part 6 - Nov 1

Part 7 - Nov 11 November - Dec 2

December - Dec 31 Christmas Fics - Dec 31

2022

January - Jan 1 April - Apr 5

June - June 27

2023

January - Jan 17

April - April 26

June - June 27

ATEEZ

2022

Part 1 - Nov 3

2023

Part 2 - Jan 17

Part 3 - Apr 26

Part 4 - June 27

STRAY KIDS

2023

Part 1 - Jan 17

Part 2 - Apr 26

Part 3 - June 27

[offender42085]

Post 0112

Noah John Laprei, Iowa Inmate 6307058, born 1998, i incarceration intake June 2017 at age 19, scheduled for release July 2038, 

Murder

Noah Laprei will spend up to 50 years in prison for beating his grandmother to death.  However a Polk County Judge refused to set a minimum that he must serve.

Laprei was sentenced after entering an Alford Plea to a charge of Second Degree Murderl.  Under that plea he admitted there was enough evidence to convict him but he was not admitting guilt.

79-year-old Rachel Pray was beaten to death in her home in October 2015.  Minutes after her death her grandson, Laprei, stormed into a nearby convenience store and demolished shelves and accosted customers and employees.

At his sentencing hearing Laprei’s attorneys asked the judge for leniency.  Laprei claims he was under the influence of a hallucinogenic drug the night his grandmother was killed.

After hours of testimony from experts and family members the Polk County District Judge sentenced Laprei to a maximum of 50 years in prison with no mandatory minimum.  She urged Laprei to seek out help for his drug problems in prison and to continue his education.  Laprei could apply for release immediately though the Iowa Parole Board will likely require him to serve years of his sentence before he is eligible for release.

He completed his High School Equivalent degree in his first year of incarceration.

In August his case reviewed for parole consideration.  In an August 17, 2023 decision the board determined he was not suitable for release.  

2j

[tmbgareok]

Hello everyone. Finally we have some very good news! We have rescheduled all of our Spring 2022 shows. The new batch of shows begin in New York City in June and run all the way to May 2023 (proving that 2020 is the first year to last for three!). Dates for all the rescheduled gigs are below, and ALL tickets purchased so long ago will be honored at the door.

If you are going to a show in New York City, Washington DC, Boston, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Seattle or Portland, OR please look VERY CAREFULLY AT THE GRAPHIC as we are playing sold out shows MULTIPLE NIGHTS in these towns. Your GA ticket will still only get you into one specific rescheduled show. We’ve all come this far! Don’t get confused now!

If you have questions or are unable to attend, please talk directly to the box office of the venue.

All of these shows are very much SOLD OUT except the 5 with ticket links!

2022 6/8 New York City 6/9 Washington DC 6/10 Washington DC 6/11 Washington DC 6/12 Baltimore 6/16 Philadelphia 6/17 New York City 6/18 New York City 6/19 New York City

8/30 Asbury Park 8/31 Asbury Park

9/1 Portsmouth 9/2 Portland ME https://bit.ly/3yXbt98 9/3 North Adams MA https://bit.ly/3ihypKr 9/15 Boston 9/16 Boston 9/17 Burlington VT 9/18 Northampton 9/20 Pawling 9/21 Ithaca 9/22 Buffalo 9/23 Pittsburgh 9/24 Pittsburgh 9/25 New York City

10/11 Cleveland 10/12 Cleveland 10/13 Chicago 10/14 Minneapolis 10/15 St. Paul 10/16 St. Louis     2023     4/13 San Diego 4/14 Los Angeles 4/16 Oakland 4/18 Portland OR 4/19 Portland OR 4/20 Seattle 4/21 Seattle 4/22 Vancouver

5/10 Salt Lake City 5/11 Denver 5/12 Boulder 5/13 Fort Collins 5/14 Lincoln 5/16 Kansas City MO 5/18 Tulsa https://bit.ly/34KmoW1 5/19 Dallas 5/20 Houston https://livemu.sc/3uOVeaR 5/21 Austin https://bit.ly/3vKOsEl

A TMBG FAQ

“Why did you move your shows?"

After some long discussions with our management and booking agent, we realized we could not maintain a consistently safe environment for two-plus months as a traveling band and crew this spring. In rescheduling to this summer, fall, and beyond we believe we have addressed many of the issues to get us safely and smartly back on the road.

Our plan for the rescheduling of these 43 shows is to break them up into shorter chunks with time off in between chunks to preserve the viability of scheduled shows in general. Our previous plan relied on everything going perfectly across the US and within our touring group for months at a time. Traveling for shorter, more regional stretches will create a touring scenario where if things were to go sideways, either in a region affected by a variant or within the walls of our tour bus, individual shows can be made up in due course without restructuring the entire run of a tour.

[argumentl]

TFOE Niconama channel, unofficial fan translations, 2021~

(Free section only)

Vol 1:Halloween Special Part 1 Part 2 (Oct 2021)

Vol 2: Tour talk Part 1 Part 2 (Nov 2021)

Vol 3: Christmas Special Part 1 Part 2 (Dec 2021)

Vol 4: Takumi (Jan 2022)

Vol 5: Birthday Takoyaki Party Part 1 Part 2 (Feb 2022)

Vol 6: ASMR Part 1 Part 2 (March 2022)

Vol 7: Watching Average Psyco 3 with live commentary. (April 2022)

Vol 8: Talk about Phalaris release, Guest: Die - Part 1, Part 2 (June 2022)

Vol:9 - Looking back at Tour 22 Phalaris Vol 1 Part 1 Part 2 (August 2022)

Vol:10 - Watching a Hanshin game (Sep 2022)

Vol: 11 - Looking back on 25 years of Dir en grey (Oct 2022)

Vol:12 - Again, Looking back on 25 years with Gara. (Nov 2022)

Vol:13 - Looking back at the 25th anniversary tour (Dec 2022)　

Vol:14 - Talk with Toshi-Low (Jan 2023)

Vol:15 - Talk with Aiji. (Feb 2023)

Vol:16 - Spring talk (March 2023)

Vol:17 - Visit to Fussa (April 2023)

Vol:18 - Making teru teru bōzu (May 2023)

Vol:19 - Watching Hanshin vs. Chunichi (June 2023)

Vol:20 - Shopping in Shimokitazawa (Aug 2023)

See official channel at: https://sp.ch.nicovideo.jp/TFOE

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[weclassybouquetfun]

There's a whole lotta shaking moving going on. THE FLASH -

which was first originally set for release in March 2018 but after losing a series of writers and directors finally commenced filming last year, has another wait. It has been pushed back from November 4, 2022 to June 2023. Arthur Curry will have to get into the sea for a bit longer as AQAUMAN AND THE LOST KINGDOM swims from December 16 to March 17, 2023

Taking Aquaman's place is SHAZAM! FURY OF THE G_DS

which actually moves up from June 2, 2023 to December 16, 2022.

DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS scurries from May 20, 2022 to July 29, 2022.

BLACK ADAM powers its way to October 21 from its original slot of July 29.

Also on the move: WONKA starring Timothee Chalamet has to take the chocolate river from March 17, 2023 to December 15, 2023.

THE MEG 2: THE TRENCH

(a film I didn't even know was in development) starring new second time dad Jason Statham,

now has a release date of August 4, 2023. Taking over the helm is Ben Wheatley so this should be fun.

-There is news on the TV front. After the oft-used explanation of "creative differences", THE BATMAN's HBO Max spinoff series centered around Gotham PD is not going forward. The series from Matt Reeves (and earlier BOARDWALK EMPIRE's creator Terence Winter who departed the project last year) was to take place one year before the events of THE BATMAN and center on a corrupt cop as he deals with the emergence of Batman and swirling corruption within the force. Reeves says the conflict was that TPTB didn't want a corrupt protagonist. Which makes their solution even more mad. The spinoff series is now focused on the denizens of Arkham Asylum. Of course Colin Farrell's Penguin spinoff series is still a go (I don't know why, but mans has two kids to feed and clothe, so why not?)

-CW's pilot for GOTHAM KNIGHTS is casting up. Written by the creative team behind BATWOMAN, GOTHAM KNIGHTS starts with the aftermath of Bruce Wayne's death and how Bruce's adopted son forms an alliance with the children of Batman's enemies as they are all framed for Bruce's murder. Oscar Morgan will play Turner Hayes, Bruce's adopted son. , Olivia Rose Keegan will play Duela (I'm assuming Duela Dent, unless they're reconfiguring the character), Navia Robinson will play Carrie Kelley's, Bruce former sidekick, Fallon Smythe will play Harper Row and Tyler DiChiara plays her sibling Cullen

-Filming of TITANS series 4 is underway.

The cast with their director.

[americangirlstar]

American Girl Birthdays - updated through 03/18/2023

I got inspired by @addywalkerstan​‘s quick analysis of AG birthdays and wanted to see 1) when every confirmed birthday was relative to each other, and 2) when the unconfirmed bdays could potentially be.

All of the Historical characters and a few Contemporaries have confirmed birthdays, either in the books or via American Girl’s social media. Here is my list of confirmed birth months and dates; under the cut will be speculation on the Unknowns.

Confirmed Dates:

January 01 - Melody Ellison (1954)

February 12 - Courtney Moore (1976)

February 28 - Ivy Ling (1966)

March 03 - Marie-Grace Gardner (1843)

March 18 - Blaire Wilson (2009)

March 19 - Josefina Montoya (1815)

April 04 - Rebecca Rubin (1905)

April 09 - Addy Walker (1855)

April 10 - Maritza Ochoa (2008)

April 11 - Alice Nanea Mitchell (1932)

April 14 - Joss Kendrick (2010)

April 21 - Felicity Merriman (1765)

April 22 - Molly McIntire (1934)

May 01 - Julie Albright (1966)

May 05 - Claudie Wells (1913)

~May 06-08 - Tenney Grant (2005) [sources under the cut!]

May 07 - Maryellen Larkin (1945)

May 15 - Luciana Vega (2006)

May 19 - Kit Kittredge (1923)

May 22 - Nicki and Isabel Hoffman (1990)

May 26 - Samantha Parkington (1895)

May 28 - Cécile Rey (1843)

June 08 - Kirsten Larson (1845)

July 14 - Evette Peeters (2008)

August 14 - Lea Clark (2005)

~August 15 - Kaya’aton’my (1755)

August 22 - Ruthie Smithens (1923)

August 25 - Makena Williams (2008)

September 13 - Kira Bailey (2010) AND Corinne Tan (2011)

September 17 - Grace Thomas (2005)

September 29 - Emily Bennett (1933)

September 30 - Kavi Sharma (2010)

October 08 - Saige Copeland (2003)

October 15 - Nellie O’Malley (1895)

October 22 - Caroline Abbott (1802)

November 5 - Elizabeth Cole (1765)

~November 8 - Isabelle Palmer (2004) [sources under the cut]

no confirmed birthdays for December

Isabelle Palmer Birthday: born Autumn 2004; she is nine in Isabelle, which takes place at the beginning of the school year, and she is ten in Designs by Isabelle, which ends around Winter Break. Isabelle states in Chapter 4 of Designs that her tenth birthday was the week before the book began. There are still “a few weeks” before the performance in December, so her birthday is late Autumn, likely late October–early November.

However, back in 2014, Isabelle’s actress Erin Pitt did make a post on November 8 2014, reading “Happy birthday Isabell![sic] I’m so glad I could spend that time with you.” [x] Not sure if she was referring to the girl she’s taking a picture with or the character, but considering Pitt was there with an Isabelle doll, Nov 8 is a likely date!

Speculated Dates:

Now, here’s how I’m going with speculation: I’m going to negate the time period in which the girls’ books take place, as their birthdays would have been mentioned. Gwen, Sonali and Logan could be exempt from this since they had no books from their POV, but this is speculation, not fact, so let’s go.

Lindsey Bergman - born 1991. Her book takes place during the school year, seemingly not winter, so likely Spring or Autumn. I wasn’t quite sure if her story took place during the beginning or end of the school year, which would help decode whether it was Spring or Autumn; if anyone knows send me a message. Otherwise, her birthday is likely in Summer or Winter. Though, personally, I think it would be cute if her birthday was September 01, since she was first released on that date in 2001.

Kailey Hopkins - born 1993. Her book takes place during the summer of 2003, so her birthday is likely during Spring, Autumn or Winter.

Marisol Luna - born 1995. Her book takes place from October 22-29 2005, so her birthday is not within those dates.

Jess McConnell - born 1996. Her book begins in January; Sarita is on school break, so it’s probably her winter break? So Jess was born anytime but mid-January.

Nicki Fleming - born 1997. Her series takes place from Spring to Autumn 2007, with a break over Summer and with the story ending around December 2. However, there is a break between November 2 and December 2, in which Nicki’s twin sisters age a month. Nicki’s specific age is not mentioned in the second book, so her birthday could be Summer, November 3-December 1, or later in Winter.

Mia St Clair - born 1998. Her first book takes place roughly in the autumn and ends in early January; her second book takes place the next autumn. So she’s likely a Spring, Summer or late Winter (late Jan-Feb) birthday.

Chrissa Maxwell, Gwen Thompson, Sonali Matthews - born 1999. Their story takes place during the Spring of 2009, around Valentine’s Day (February 14) and the beginning of the Autumn 2009 school year. The Minnesota 2009 school year ended at about June 30, 2009, and began again Tuesday August 25. So birthdays could be before February 14, during the Summer, late Autumn or Winter.

Lanie Holland - born 2000. Series takes place from Spring through Summer 2010, so her birthday is likely in Autumn or Winter.

Kanani Akina - born 2001. Series takes place over the Summer of 2011, so her birthday is likely in Spring, Autumn or Winter.

McKenna Brooks - born 2002. Her first book begins in September, with her gymnastics meet in November. Her second book begins two months before “March-fest,” which would put it in January. I doubt she has a December birthday as her aging up would have been mentioned, but it’s still possible. McKenna was born anytime between April–August or (unlikely) December.

Gabriela McBride - born 2006. Her series takes place June 23-November 11 2017. Her birthday could be any date but those.

Tenney Grant and Logan Everett - born 2005/2004 respectively. Theirs ended up being really complicated so see below.

Suzanne “Z” Yang - born 2004. Series takes place April 3 to Mid-Summer 2017, so her birthday could be January-April 2 or in Autumn/Winter.

Gwynn Tan - born 2015. Corinne’s first book takes place in the Winter, likely November as Corinne and Gwynn are in school and Winter Break is not mentioned. It does take place over several weeks, so perhaps November to early December? The second book takes place at the beginning of spring, so late March; we then have a camping trip that is at the beginning of Summer, and a three-month timeskip afterwards to the end of Summer. Gwynn could have been born January–early March, April–early May, mid-Summer or September–October.

Tenney and Logan information:

According to her journal, Tenney begins Saturday October 1 2016 and ends Monday November 14 2016, throughout which she is definitely twelve.

Tenney: In the Key of Friendship picks up March 4 2017 and ends May 2-5 2017; her journal stops at May 5 but the plot of In the Key ends at about May 2. Tenney is still twelve during this period (Chap.11 of In the Key)

Tenney Shares the Stage is still during the school year, and my research shows the 2016-17 school year ended in Nashville at ~May 25, so Shares the Stage is sometime in May. Logan is fourteen by this point (Chap.1)

A Song for the Season, meanwhile, takes place early November to December, with Chapter 1 being “already November”, and the tour taking place “six weeks” later, the “day after school lets out for winter break” and ending on Christmas. From what I can tell, Winter Holidays in Nashville schools went from roughly December 18 2017-January 2 2018. The six-week date was given to Tenney on a Wednesday, which would put that day at about November 8, and the beginning of the book was just a few days before, on a day before a school day, so I believe it was a Sunday, so that would be the 5th. Tenney and Logan’s ages are not stated in this book.

Logan’s birthday is not from November ~5 to December 25. Since he could be 13 in In the Key, it’s hard to tell if he was born anytime from March to May, but he was fourteen before ~May 6. He and Tenney were not friends by the third book so he likely wouldn’t have mentioned his birthday previous to it, however she did know he was fourteen by Shares the Stage, so I presume at some point she asked someone. So his birthday is before ~May 6, or sometime from roughly May 25–November 5.

Tenney’s birthday, meanwhile, may be easier to find. Because her journal was given to her for her birthday, as stated from a note at the beginning of the book. Tenney’s first entry is on the 9th, though it doesn’t mention her birthday, and neither does the end of her journal on the next May 5. Tenney’s birthday is somewhere between May 6-8. 

[twwofwwands]

A Year and a Day UPDATED - 206 prompts - A Quest to discover my individual Witchcraft

*UPDATED - original post was 196 prompts

After a lifetime of subtle magic and a year of failing to step into my power, I wrote this personalized curriculum to learn my own individual Witchcraft over 366 days. There are 206 points on the list. Some will take a bit of time and work. Others require more simple answers.

I used the words "personalized" and "individual" for a reason. Witchcraft is very personal. We are all individuals and nothing we do looks exactly the same. Some of the points may not suit you. Adjust or omit them.

I will be kicking this off with a devotional river bath on June 1st.

Follow me on Instagram if you'd to tag along. Inspired by https://sammmango.tumblr.com/post/175974393404/a-whopping-list-of-grimoire-prompts-and-ideas

Cleansing Commencement Ritual

1. List everything you’re grateful for. Be very specific – from the people you love to the water you drink

2. Write down what you want to change about your life. What is holding you back?

3. List everything you need to release, unlearn, and cleanse

4. Write affirmations to support your unlearning and growth with everyday

5. Take a cleansing shower or bath. Use whatever candles, herbs, crystals, etc. you feel like.

Wheel of the Year

6. Create your own calendar/”wheel” as you go

a. Keep a running list of signs you notice of the changing seasons

7. Research each of the Sabbats and decide how they work into your craft.

a. Summer Solstice/Litha – June 20

b. Lammas/Lughnasadh – August 1

c. Fall Equinox/Mabon – September 22

d. Samhain/Halloween – October 31

e. Yule/Winter Solstice – December 21

f. Imbolc/Candlemas – February 2

g. Spring Equinox/Ostara – March 20

h. May Day/Beltane – May 1

8. How do you wish to celebrate the popular holidays or combine them with related Sabbats? Valentine’s Day? Easter and Ostara? Yule and Christmas?

Witchcraft 101

9. Definitions – Determine what these terms mean to you by researching various descriptions

a. Grounding

b. Centering

c. Cleansing

d. Charging

e. Blessing

f. Charming

g. Enchanting

h. Warding

i. Binding

j. Banishing

k. Consecrating

10. How do you ground and center?

11. How do you cast a circle? Do you bother?

12. What are the corners? How do you call them?

13. How do you set up an altar? Do you bother?

14. Research various workings and their origins;

a. Candle magic

b. Knot/braid magic

c. Sigils

d. Self protection

e. Home protection

f. Egg workings

g. Foot track work

h. Hair/Tag-lock magic

i. Money magic

i. Money bowl/plate

ii. Money candle

iii. Money dust

iv. Lode stone money spell

v. Look up 5 good money spells that you would use

j. Sex magic

k. True jar spells

Correspondences

15. Directions

16. (5) Elements

17. 7 Days of the week

18. Colours

Astrology

19. Read your own birth chart in depth while working through this section

20. Triplicities – Elements in Astrology

21. Quadruplicities – Cardinal/Mutable/Fixed

22. The 12 zodiac signs

23. The 12 houses

24. Aspects

25. Rising sign

26. Sun sign

27. Moon sign

28. Mercury

29. Venus

30. Mars

31. Saturn

32. Jupiter

33. Uranus

34. Neptune

35. Pluto

Lunar Magic

36. Moon Phases

a. Correspondences

b. Add to your calendar/”wheel”

37. New Moon rituals

38. Full moon rituals

Divination

39. Read cards every day

40. Pull a tarot card for each week. Read it for yourself. Research traditional meanings and symbolism as well.

41. Draw some tarot spreads to refer to.

42. Write a list of other divining methods that you’re interested in

43. Make runes or charms…a bone set?

Crystals

44. How do crystals work?

45. How do you cleanse crystals?

46. How do you charge crystals?

47. How do you program crystals?

a. Create a charm to carry with you as reminder and amplifier of your magic

48. What are the uses of crystal grids? Look up some examples for more ideas.

49. How can you use crystals?

a. Physically

b. Metaphysically

c. Around the home

50. Write an information page for every crystal you have. (See Crystal List)

Green Witchery

51. Research all the herbs you are growing;

a. Basil

b. Calendula

c. Chives

d. Catnip

e. Chamomile

f. Dill

g. Lavender

h. Lemon Balm

i. Oregano

j. Peppermint

k. Rosemary

l. Sage

m. Thyme

52. Identify and research 15 plants or trees in your yard. How can you use these in your craft?

53. Identify and research 15 wild plants or trees in nature. How can you use these in your craft?

54. How can you garden by the moon?

55. Note any foraging times on the calendar/”wheel”

Potions

56. Research the essential oils you have on hand

a. Bergamot

b. Cedarwood

c. Cinnamon leaf

d. Chamomile

e. Eucalyptus

f. Frankincense

g. Geranium

h. Lavender

i. Lemon

j. Lemongrass

k. Lime

l. Peppermint

m. Rose

n. Rosemary

o. Tea tree

57. Make body butter

58. Make “Personal Growth” scalp and nail massage oil

59. Make face/gua sha oil

60. Make toothpaste

61. Make toner with oil (like micellar water)

62. Make ‘Thieves’ body spray

63. Create your own signature scent in a body spray

64. Learn to make herbal infusions

65. Learn to make infused oils

66. Learn to make herbal decoctions

67. Learn to make tinctures

68. Learn to make mouthwashes

Spirit Work

69. List the Spirits you can think to work with

a. Ancestors

i. Do you have an item that belonged to them?

b. Flora, Fauna & the Land

c. Planets

i. Where are they in your chart?

70. How can one connect with the spirit of a/an;

a. Ancestor

b. Plant or tree

c. Natural body of water

d. Fairies

e. Planet

71. What type of offerings would you provide different spirits?

a. Ancestors

b. Plants or trees

c. A natural body of water

d. Fairies

e. A planet

72. Take what you’ve learned above and try connecting with spirits;

a. An Ancestor

b. A plant or tree

c. A natural body of water

d. Fairies

e. A Planet

Shadow work

73. Look at your chart;

a. Moon, house

b. 12th house, ruler

c. Saturn

d. Chiron

e. Hard aspects

74. Research Jungian Archetypes and determine which ones fit you.

a. What are your shadows? How can you work on them?

75. Research Myers-Briggs personality types and determine which one fits you.

Personal Maintenance & Glamour

76. Hydrate – your body, brain, Earth and the Moon are mainly water

77. Eat of the Earth

78. Create a soothing bedtime ritual

79. Create a morning ritual that you look forward to

a. ‘Bubble up’ ideas

b. Make a list of Affirmations

c. Gratitude candles

d. Print a checklist

80. Exercise – hike, bike, lift

a. Make a list of your favourite dog walking spots

b. Make a list of your favourite hiking spots

c. Make a list of your favourite biking spots

81. Meditate daily – even if it’s just a few minutes

82. List best hair care practices

83. List best skin care practices

CULMINATING PROJECTS

84. Make a detailed Calendar or “Wheel” with your individualized plans for the next year. (June 1, 2022-June 1, 2023)

85. Write your Grimoire – Create a tidy book of the information that you will use in your craft.

a. Your personalized Holiday/Sabbat celebrations, dates, symbols, etc

b. The basics that make up the foundation of your craft

c. The various workings you do/intend to use

d. Spells

e. Correspondences

f. The tools of your craft

g. Your completed birth chart interpretation

h. Moon Rituals

i. Personal Tarot card meanings, spreads

j. A guide to your Runes, Bones, or whatever divination set you may have made or acquired (#39)

k. Crystal practices, information pages

l. Plant information

m. Essential Oil information

n. Recipes

o. Spirit information, communication records

p. Shadow work and a plan to work on your shadows

q. Your ideal day

r. Your ideal week

[ilyasorokinn]

au timelines pt. 2

so, i managed to confuse myself while writing one of my fics, so i decided to make a post about the timeline of all of my au families. the little number in the () is how old they would be in that year.

there are two parts because i have too many au families and had to split it up. here's part one.

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐬 ― joel farabee

dating: june 2017 - december 2021 (17-23)

drafted: june 2018 (18)

caroline: march 2021 (21)

engaged: december 2023 - july 2025 (21-25)

lincoln: april 2024 (24)

married: july 2025 (25)

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 ― william nylander

drafted: june 2014 (18)

dating: january 2017 - june 2020 (21-24)

married: june 2020 (24)

sebastian: july 2021 (25)

julia: march 2023 (26)

𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 ― frederik andersen

dating: october 2010 - december 2015 (21-25)

drafted (second): june 2012 (23)

engaged: may 2015 - july 2016 (25-26)

married: september 2016 (26)

elias: july 2020 (30)

alma: april 2023 (33)

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 ― tyson jost

drafted: june 2016 (18)

noah: january 2020 (21)

dating: july 2021 - june 2023 (22-25)

rory: february 2022 (23)

engaged: june 2023 - august 2024 (24-26)

married: august 2024 (26)

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐠 ― quinn hughes

dating: march 2016 - january 2022 (16-22)

max: december 2017 (18)

drafted: june 2018 (18)

engaged: january 2022 - september 2023 (21-23)

married: september 2023 (23)

charlotte: december 2024 (25)

𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬 ― jeremy swayman

drafted: june 2017 (18)

dating: august 2018 - november 2021 (19-23)

break up: november 2021 (23)

elijah: july 2022 (23)

got back together: november 2022 (24)

winnie: november 2024 (25)

engaged: june 2025 - february 2026 (25-26)

married (elopement): february 2026 (26)

actual wedding: july 2026 (26)

[gyeomsweetgyeom]

all nct imagines can be read here or through my #nct imagines tag (for the time being Mark and Hyuck will be in the 127 section)

personal favorites are marked with ☆

last update January 30, 2024

/127/

Taeil

baby in a potato sack posted January 27, 2021

Taeil gets stuck doing his baby girl’s hair

☆ [11:47 pm] posted October 16, 2021

Taeil isn’t supposed to have you over and whoops! you get caught

[5:33 pm] posted April 9, 2022

Taeil is proposing... right?

Johnny 

lovesick fool {college!au} posted November 21, 2020

Johnny is your work husband and feels fine with being just that until something someone makes him realize he wants more

☆ [5:58 pm] posted September 12, 2021

FaceTime with Johnny and a your mom joke, but really- you’re at his mom’s

[2:57 pm] posted February 26, 2022

Going out shopping with Johnny when someone calls his last name which also happens to be yours

[2:21 pm] posted June 12, 2022

Johnny wants to get your attention after an argument by making you ask for help, but you find your own solution

[4:50 pm] posted November 13, 2022

CEO!Johnny has a few minutes to send something important but he doesn’t want to move so he uses you as a desk

☆ [12:07] posted May 6, 2023

Dad!Johnny and you take your daughter to the beach for the first time +BONUS fake instagram post

☆ [4:51 pm] posted October 22, 2023

CEO!Johnny’s employees have a bet going on for when the two of you will get together, but you already are??

[8:12 pm] posted December 22, 2023

You’re spending your first Christmas in Chicago with the Suh’s and Johnny’s mom is making sure to document it all 

Taeyong

[1:16 pm] posted January 7, 2021

Taeyong does your nails

[7:05 pm] posted January 3, 2022

Taeyong still gets shy when you tell him you love him

[10:38 am] posted September 18, 2022

Parent!Taeyong just can’t say no even when you already have said no

[10:57 pm] posted August 5, 2023

idol!reader breaks up with Taeyong after the hate becomes too much when your relationship is revealed

Yuta

[7:34 pm] posted January 11, 2021

After a date with a little wine, Yuta doesn’t want to hold your hand

☆ [12:06 am] posted September 19, 2021

Yuta comes home drunk with something interesting to show

[3:19 pm] posted March 19, 2022

Yuta ruins his wedding band... again

☆ [8:12 pm] posted June 4, 2022

Frat!Yuta can’t wait to get out of this stupid gala especially when you’re dressed this well

[1:12 am] posted January 8, 2023

Yuta’s coming home from tour! But do you know that?

[1:24 am] posted June 24, 2023

Frat!Yuta and you always find someway to sneak off and makeout when you drink, how has it become a problem for your friends?

Doyoung

[8:32 pm] posted April 25, 2021

Doyoung brings home something surprising and quite frankly, unbelievable

[4:41 pm] posted November 14, 2021

You may be mad but you still love Doyoung

[2:19 pm] posted August 21, 2022

Doyoung is an extremely nervous boyfriend- wait, boyfriend?

☆ [1:56 pm] posted February 5, 2023

Sneaking around the office with SecretBF!Doyoung would be a lot easier if you didn’t wear lispstick and your secretaries weren’t so observant

[5:44 pm] posted June 3, 2023

Seeing your horrible ex boyfriend at the grocery store has you picking a random stranger, Doyoung, to be your fake boyfriend

[7:27 pm] posted December 21, 2023

CEO!Doyoung finally confesses his feelings for you at the company holiday party

Jaehyun

⋆⭒˚｡⋆fratboy!Jaehyun masterlist⋆⭒˚｡⋆

Pick me posted October 12, 2020

After getting engaged, Johnny and Taeyong keep fighting over who gets to be the best man

[5:42 pm] posted July 25, 2021

Jaehyun is uncharacteristically clingy  

☆ [9:33 am] posted December 18, 2021

(suggestive) Jaehyun can’t control himself this early in the morning after a simple kiss

[6:31 pm] posted July 9, 2022

BestFriend!Jaehyun finally gives you your first bouquet of flowers ever

☆ [6:19 pm] posted December 17, 2022

Dad!Jaehyun talks to pregnant!reader’s belly 

☆ [7:41 am] posted January 29, 2023

Saturdays are supposed to be sleeping in but Dad!Jaehyun has other plans

[8:34pm] posted July 2, 2023

Brother’s Best Friend!Jaehyun comes to pick you up after a bad date and can’t help flirting and flustering you

[9:13 pm] posted September 2, 2023

Jaehyun can get a little jealous when a bartender is talking to you for too long

[9:35 pm] posted October 15, 2023

fratboy!Jaehyun and you have been keeping your relationship under wraps, until now...

[10:13 pm] posted October 28, 2023

supposed situationship!Jaehyun hates that you’re watching tiktok edits of Pookie

[8:57 pm] posted November 5, 2023

You told Jaehyun you were going out for Halloween, but you didn’t tell him how sexy your costume was

☆ [7:37 pm] posted November 12, 2023

Fratboy!Jaehyun makes you mad and is uncharacteristically lovey dovey which is so weird for his frat brothers to see

[10:04 pm] posted December 2, 2023

Fratboy!Jaehyun leaves a party to go take care of his girl

[10:16 pm] posted December 20, 2023

Fratboy!Jaehyun keeps using awful holiday pick up lines on you... unfortunately they work

[9:12 am] posted January 6, 2024 

Jaehyun makes the mistake of hanging out with a girl he knew from school, the only mistake being he didn’t tell you who... and he never came home

[8:59 pm] posted January 20, 2024

Jaehyun is just a little shocked to see what his contact name is in your phone

☆ [7:06 pm] posted January 21, 2024

Fratboy!Jaehyun mixed up the times for the frat formal so you have to rush to get ready. Luckily, Jaehyun’s there to help even though he’s never done it before

Jungwoo

☆ [8:04 pm] posted August 21, 2021

Jungwoo compares bellies with pregnant!reader

[3:54 am] posted January 29, 2022

You’re trying to fall asleep and feel weird... yeah because Jungwoo is staring at you

[3:48 pm] posted October 16, 2022

If there was any person to get mad over having food made for them it would be Jungwoo

☆ [6:33 am] posted September 9, 2023

Dad!Jungwoo loves his daughter don’t get him wrong, but he questions it the slightest bit when he gets woken up for food

Mark

☆ [10:58 am] posted April 11, 2021

Waking up the morning after and Mark is just a suggestive dork

[1:16 pm] posted June 11, 2021

Skater!Mark wants to teach you to skate but first he has to loosen your shoelaces

[9:29 pm] posted October 9, 2021

BasketballPlayer!Mark doesn’t know when to stop practicing

[11:54 am] posted June 25, 2022

Everything that could go wrong on your first date with Mark goes wrong

[2:25 am] posted December 10, 2022

Mark thinks you’re losing on purpose, but you’re just really not that good at Smash

☆ [2:13 pm] posted March 19, 2023

PART 1- Breakup!au, Mark is stressed with the pressure of college, lucky for him (and unluckily for you) he has some new frat brothers to tell him what to do

[5:48 pm] posted April 9, 2023

PART 2- Mark comes to apologize and tells you he wants you back but he’s made some changes which gives you hope

[12:23 pm] posted April 30, 2023

Mark hates when you kiss him with lipgloss, funny that he wants more after you stop

☆ [4:26 pm] posted July 28, 2023

Most couples use pet names for each other, some people would expect you and Mark to do the same, especially since you’re getting married

[6:14 pm] posted December 24, 2023

BestFriend!Mark comes to the holiday party only to get stuck with you outside and under mistletoe 

Haechan

my mom loves you posted December 23, 2020

Haechan’s family loves you almost (maybe more) than he does and he loves it (maybe first I love yous too? can be read as that I guess)

a family with the hyungs posted February 4, 2021

dating Hyuck apparently also kinda means dating Mark

[5:58 am] posted August 28, 2021

a soft, cozy morning with Haechan

[11:48 am] posted April 2, 2022

The group finds out College!Haechan tags you in some weird stuff on instagram

☆ [10:39 pm] posted October 29, 2022

Bestfriend!Frat!Haechan thinks you look so hot, when did that happen?

[6:07 pm] posted November 22, 2022

Haechan always says that his grandma is the best cook, so she must have been the one to cook this meal right? No, you did.

[6:17 pm] posted April 22, 2023

Meeting Haechan’s family for the first time should be stressful, so why aren’t you stressful? (kind of prequel to my mom loves you)

☆ [7:33 pm] posted July 15, 2023

being pregnant can be bad, it can get worse when Haechan makes it the slightest bit more uncomfortable for you

☆ [7:21 am] posted December 3, 2023

Haechan and your son are very alike, too alike especially when it comes to their love for you +BONUS fake instagram post

[4:28 pm] posted December 23, 2023

Haechan has to keep up the usual Christmas traditions despite being away from his family, too bad he can’t bake

/Dream/

⋆⭒˚｡⋆the newlywed miniseries⋆⭒˚｡⋆

Renjun

[6:47 pm] posted March 27, 2021

A surprise party for the birthday boy with kisses as a gift

you suck at crushes posted August 22, 2021

Renjun wants to help you get with Yangyang who wants to help you couple up with Renjun but they’re both annoying, maybe one less than the other

[5:11 pm] posted January 22, 2022

On your first date with Renjun you get distracted by his pretty eyes

[10:26 am] posted October 8, 2022

You thought Tsundere!Renjun didn’t like you so why is he cuddling you and making it impossible to get out of bed?

☆ [11:56 pm] posted March 12, 2023

You love your best friend, even when she’s throwing up outside a frat house, but you love her brother even more when he picks you both up

[10:14 am] posted October 7, 2023

Renjun would prefer to be awake with you but he can’t bring himself to wake you up himself so he does everything he can to get other factors to do it instead

[5:36 pm] posted January 27, 2024

Your friends find all the lingering touches and glances between you and Renjun to be annoying why won’t you confess?! Wait- did you guys just kiss?!

Jeno

[3:28 pm] posted March 21, 2021

Prompt generator- Jeno can’t get enough kisses with you rose flavored lip balm

☆ [12:24 pm] posted November 16, 2021

Jeno calls you too often and is too comfortable

[8:51 am] posted April 18, 2022

Jeno is unusually cuddly, why?

☆ [3:43 pm] posted November 5, 2022

Making the bed is something that you and Jeno are supposed to do together, do you even want to be together?

[6:19 pm] posted April 2, 2023

You and Jeno have to work through some relationship issues due to him forgetting your anniversary

☆ [9:19 pm] posted July 8, 2023

When you don’t agree about this being you best time having sex, Jeno decides to imitate your moans to try and change your mind (MDNI)

[12:14 am] posted July 22, 2023

Jeno sleeps can only really sleep well when you scratch his back

☆ [9:33 pm] posted October 31, 2023

Jeno is much too tired to argue with his toddler who should be in bed after a long night of trick-or-treating

[8:41 pm] posted December 19, 2023

Jeno is a nervous dad who happens to get more nervous when your daughter is playing out in the snow 

Jaemin

☆ mr. worst cup {College and Barista!au} posted April 4, 2021

Jaemin messes up your order and in turn messes up any chance at any sort of relationship with you (or so he thinks)

[2:38 pm] posted June 24, 2021

Some people just don’t like seeing you and Jaemin in love- lovesick they might argue

[4:16 pm] posted January 17, 2022

Jaemin is throwing a fit and you don’t care

[7:14 pm] posted July 15, 2022

You thought Jaemin hated strawberries more than he liked you

[2:37 pm] posted January 22, 2023

Jaemin would do anything for you and that includes running across town and buying you multiple bouquets when he hears you’ve had a bad day

[11:22 pm] posted on February 19, 2023

A night out at the club was supposed to help you get over Fuckboy!Jaemin, not get in his bed

[3:41 pm] posted June 17, 2023

You and Barista!Jaemin kiss each other hello and goodbye much to your friends’ disgust- 00′s line cafe 7dream au

[8:02 pm] posted September 17, 2023

Jaemin has been clingy for days, good thing you can have your shower time for yourself, right? wrong.

[2:41 pm] posted October 14, 2023

pregnant!reader experiences a pregnancy scare and Jaemin comforts her

[9:18 pm] posted December 25, 2023

Your son can’t resist the Christmas tree, even less so when he finds out there’s a toy hidden somewhere beneath the tree

[7:09 pm] posted January 13, 2024

Your usually hyper daughter is playing with your cats so gently, why? She’s practicing for a baby you didn’t know about

Chenle

[2:51 pm] posted December 11, 2021

Did he just bite you? He just bit you

[3:13 am] posted September 26, 2022

College!Chenle decides to come over, joy... it’s not like you were sleeping or anything

[5:18 pm] posted May 13, 2023

Situationship!Chenle likes to steal your phone and make horrible pictures of you your new lockscreen, but your new lockscreen has him change his mind 

Jisung

[6:22 pm] posted November 27, 2021

You’re supposed to be there for a surprise! Why aren’t you there for the surprise?! Oh...

[3:56 pm] posted September 4, 2022

Did College!Jisung mean to kiss you while he was leaving?

[4:12 pm] posted August 12, 2023

Jisung comforts you after a stressful exam

/WayV/

Kun

[9:42 pm] posted June 24, 2020

Kun let’s you borrow a hoodie at the dorms

[11:23 am] posted August 7, 2021

Kun loves to call you but you hate phone calls

[12:03 pm] posted February 20, 2022

Trying to teach your son how to brush his teeth becomes a little chaotic

[10:31 am] posted January 15, 2023

Husband!Kun is great, especially when you forget something at work and he brings it to you

Ten

[2:52 pm] posted November 21, 2021

Yangyang and Xiaojun heard you both break up, well at least they thought they did

WinWin

[8:44 pm] posted May 27, 2022

Kind of embarrassing you used to have a crush on him

Xiaojun

[8:17 pm] posted August 14, 2022

It’s so cold out... if only there was a certain boyfriend you could lend you his sweater *cough cough* XIAOJUN

Hendery

[7:47 pm] posted October 2, 2021

Hendery gets some soap in his eye... doesn’t smell like his

Yangyang

[10:11 pm] posted June 4, 2021

Yangyang gets clingy when his members come home while convincing you to just stay with him

[11:06 am] posted January 8, 2022

The sweater Yangyang has on looks strangely familiar

☆ [4:17 pm] posted October 2, 2022

Frat!Yangyang invited you over to study, yeah... that’s what all the banging and heavy breathing is

[6:16 pm] posted June 10, 2023

After your feelings for your best friend aren’t reciprocated Toxic!Yangyang can’t accept that you don’t any sort of relationship with him

/NCT U/

Shotaro

[11:31 am] posted March 5, 2022

Shotaro takes a trip down memory lane when he finds your memory box that he initially thinks is just filled with trash

[2:03 am] posted October 24, 2022

College!Shotaro knows exactly what will make you feel better

Sungchan

[3:23 pm] posted August 6, 2022

You discover something endearing in Sungchan’s room your first time there {non-idolverse}

[talesfromcordonia]

Choices Books Release Dates

Alphabetical & Release Date Order, English books only

Alphabetical

A Very Scandalous Proposal - 5 February 2020 (VIP), 19 May 2021

Across The Void - 20th August 2018

Alpha - 13th October 2023 (VIP), 24 November 2023

America’s Most Eligible 1 - 27 June 2018

America’s Most Eligible 2 - 16 January 2019

America’s Most Eligible 3 - 18 September 2019

Baby Bump 1 - 9 December 2019

Baby Bump 2 - 20 November 2020

Bachelorette Party - 18 July 2019

Big Sky Country 1 - 21 September 2018

Big Sky Country 2 - 27 July 2019

The Billionaires Baby - 26 July 2023 (VIP), 20 September 2023

Blades Of Light And Shadow 1 - 29 January 2020

Blades Of Light And Shadow 2 - 1 September 2023

Blade TTRPG Companion - 20 December 2023

BloodBound 1 - 30 March 2018

BloodBound 2 - 17 May 2019

BloodBound 3 - 9 November 2019

BloodBound: Dark Solstice - 21 December 2019

Bloodbound Origins - 29 September 2023

Crimes Of Passion 1 - 22 December 2021 (VIP), 6 April 2022

Crimes of Passion 2 - 28 June 2023

The Crown And The Flame 1 - 17 August 2016

The Crown And The Flame 2 - 7 September 2016

The Crown And The Flame 3 - 29 March 2017

A Courtesan Of Rome - 14 November 2018

The Cursed Heart - 27 April 2022 (VIP), 8 June 2022 

The Cursed Heart 2 - 15 November 2023 (VIP), 27 November 2023

The Dalton Affair - 19 May 2023 (Beta), 13 September 2023 (VIP)

The Deadliest Game - 15 March 2024 (VIP)

The Deadliest Gambit - 12 January 2024 (VIP)

Desire And Decorum 1 - 30 July 2018

Desire And Decorum 2 - 17 December 2018

Desire And Decorum 3 - 4 August 2019

Desire And Decorum: First Winter - 22 December 2019

Dirty Little Secrets - 18 August 2023 (VIP), 18 October 2023

Distant Shores - 3 April 2020

The Duchess Affair - 28 April 2023 (VIP), 7 July 2023

The Elementalists 1 - 24 October 2018

The Elementalists 2 - 15 March 2019

The Elementalists: Winters Past - 27th November 2019

Endless Summer 1 - 15 December 2016

Endless Summer 2 - 30 June 2017

Endless Summer 3 - 22 December 2017

Foreign Affairs - 30 December 2020

The Freshman 1 - 17 August 2016

The Freshman 2 - 22 August 2016

The Freshman 3 - 22 December 2016

The Freshman 4 - 3 May 2017

The Freshman: Chris Luxury Getaway - 22 August 2016

The Freshman: James Masquerade Ball - 22 August 2016

The Freshman: Kaitlyn Perfect Date - 22 August 2016

The Freshman: Love Bites - 19 August 2016

The Freshman: Snowed In - 7 December 2016

The Freshman: Game Of Love - 8 February 2017

Guarded - 29 December 2023 (VIP), 28 February 2024

The Haunting of Braidwood Manor - 4 January 2017

The Heist: Monaco - 10 December 2018

Hero - 12 July 2017

High School Story 1 - 7 September 2017

High School Story 2 - 6 October 2017

High School Story 3 - 28 February 2018

High School Story: Class Act 1 - 8 October 2018

High School Story: Class Act 2 - 11 February 2019

High School Story: Class Act 3 - 30 October 2019

Home For The Holidays - 13 December 2017

Hot Couture - 19 December 2019

Hot Shot - 26 January 2024 (VIP), 6 March 2024

Immortal Desires 1 - 25 May 2022 (VIP), 6 July 2022

Immortal Desires 2 - 29 February 2024 (VIP)

It Lives Beneath - 10 October 2018

It Lives In The Woods - 18 October 2017

The Junior - 9 April 2018

Kindred - 26 May 2023 (VIP), 4 August 2023 

Kiss Of Death - 25 November 2022 (VIP), 10 February 2023

Laws Of Attraction 1 - 27 April 2021

Laws Of Attraction 2 - 30 September 2022

Love Hacks 1 - 22 December 2016

Love Hacks 2 - 2 September 2017

Most Wanted - 17 August 2016

Mother Of The Year - 30 August 2019

Ms Match - 23 October 2020 (VIP)

Murder At Homecoming - 29 July 2022 (VIP), 14 September 2022

My Two First Loves - 27 July 2020

The Nanny Affair 1 - 13 May 2020

The Nanny Affair 2 - 18 June 2021

Nightbound - 24 April 2019

Open Heart 1 - 22 February 2019

Open Heart 2 - 29 February 2020

Open Heart 3 - 19 February 2021

Passport To Romance - 20 March 2019

Perfect Match 1 - 28 February 2018

Perfect Match 2 - 5 September 2018

The Phantom Agent - 31 August 2022 (VIP), 19 October 2022

Platinum - 30 May 2019

The Princess Swap - 25 March 2022 (VIP), 13 May 2022 (General)

The Promise Of Forever 1 - 27 September 2023

The Promise Of Forever 2 - 6 March 2024

Queen B 1 - 26 June 2020

Queen B 2 - 22 September 2021

Red Carpet Diaries 1 - 15 December 2017

Red Carpet Diaries 2 - 13 June 2018

Red Carpet Diaries 3 - 7 June 2019

Ride Or Die - 25 January 2019

Rising Tides - 28 October 2020

Roommates with Benefits - 24 February 2023 (VIP), 14 April 2023

The Royal Finale - 28 July 2021

The Royal Heir 1 - 22 April 2019

The Royal Heir 2 - 24 January 2020

The Royal Heir 3 - 21 August 2020

The Royal Holiday - 16 November 2019

The Royal Masquerade - 18 October 2019

The Royal Romance 1 - 13 April 2017

The Royal Romance 2 - 22 September 2017

The Royal Romance 3 - 2 March 2018

Rules Of Engagement 1 - 22 September 2016

Rules Of Engagement 2 - 25 January 2017

Rules Of Engagement 3 - 21 June 2017

Rules Of Engagement: Newlyweds - 8 November 2017

Save The Date - 29 September 2019

The Senior - 14 September 2018

Ship Of Dreams - 25 October 2023 (VIP), 22 December 2023 

Shipwrecked - 27 August 2021 (VIP), 22 October 2021 

Slow Burn - 26 March 2021 (VIP)

The Sophomore 1 - 12 July 2017

The Sophomore 2 - 6 December 2017

The Sophomore: Hartfelt Halloween Special - 18 October 2017

Sunkissed - 26 June 2019

Surrender 1 - 26 November 2021 (VIP), 11 February 2022 (General)

Surrender 2 - 28 December 2022

The Unexpected Heiress - 22 July 2020 (VIP), 20 August 2021 (General)

Unbridled - 13 December 2023 (VIP), 3 February 2024

Untameable - 25 February 2022 (VIP), 15 April 2022 (General)

Villainous Valentine - 14 February 2024 (VIP)

Veil Of Secrets - 1 June 2018

Wake The Dead - 27 October 2021 (VIP), 29 December 2021 (General)

Wishful Thinking - 15 April 2019

With Every Heartbeat - 19 December 2019 (VIP), 27 January 2021 (General)

Witness: A Bodyguard Romance - 16 March 2020

Wolf Bride - 23 December 2020 (VIP), 13 October 2021 (General)

Release Date

2016

The Crown And The Flame 1 - 17 August 2016

The Freshman 1 - 17 August 2016

Most Wanted - 17 August 2016

The Freshman: Love Bites - 19 August 2016

The Freshman 2 - 22 August 2016

The Freshman: Chris Luxury Getaway - 22 August 2016

The Freshman: James Masquerade Ball - 22 August 2016

The Freshman: Kaitlyn Perfect Date - 22 August 2016

The Crown And The Flame 2 - 7 September 2016

Rules Of Engagement 1 - 22 September 2016

The Freshman: Snowed In - 7 December 2016

Endless Summer 1 - 15 December 2016

The Freshman 3 - 22 December 2016

Love Hacks 1 - 22 December 2016

2017

The Haunting of Braidwood Manor - 4 January 2017

Rules Of Engagement 2 - 25 January 2017

The Freshman: Game Of Love - 8 February 2017

The Crown And The Flame 3 - 29 March 2017

The Royal Romance 1 - 13 April 2017

The Freshman 4 - 3 May 2017

Hero - 12 July 2017

Rules Of Engagement 3 - 21 June 2017

Endless Summer 2 - 30 June 2017

The Sophomore 1 - 12 July 2017

Love Hacks 2 - 2 September 2017

High School Story 1 - 7 September 2017

The Royal Romance 2 - 22 September 2017

High School Story 2 - 6 October 2017

It Lives In The Woods - 18 October 2017

The Sophomore: Hartfelt Halloween Special - 18 October 2017

Rules Of Engagement: Newlyweds - 8 November 2017

The Sophomore 2 - 6 December 2017

Home For The Holidays - 13 December 2017

Red Carpet Diaries 1 - 15 December 2017

Endless Summer 3 - 22 December 2017

2018

High School Story 3 - 28 February 2018

Perfect Match 1 - 28 February 2018

The Royal Romance 3 - 2 March 2018

BloodBound 1 - 30 March 2018

The Junior - 9 April 2018

Veil Of Secrets - 1 June 2018

Red Carpet Diaries 2 - 13 June 2018

America’s Most Eligible 1 - 27 June 2018

Desire And Decorum 1 - 30 July 2018

Across The Void - 20th August 2018

The Senior - 14 September 2018

Perfect Match 2 - 5 September 2018

Big Sky Country 1 - 21 September 2018

High School Story: Class Act 1 - 8 October 2018

It Lives Beneath - 10 October 2018

The Elementalists 1 - 24 October 2018

A Courtesan Of Rome - 14 November 2018

The Heist: Monaco - 10 December 2018

Desire And Decorum 2 - 17 December 2018

2019

America’s Most Eligible 2 - 16 January 2019

Ride Or Die - 25 January 2019

High School Story: Class Act 2 - 11 February 2019

Open Heart 1 - 22 February

The Elementalists 2 - 15 March 2019

Passport To Romance - 20 March

Wishful Thinking - 15 April 2019

The Royal Heir 1 - 22 April 2019

Nightbound - 24 April 2019

BloodBound 2 - 17 May 2019

Platinum - 30 May 2019

Red Carpet Diaries 3 - 7 June 2019

Sunkissed - 26 June 2019

Bachelorette Party - 18 July 2019

Big Sky Country 2 - 27 July 2019

Desire And Decorum 3 - 4 August 2019

Mother Of The Year - 30 August 2019

America’s Most Eligible 3 - 18 September 2019

Save The Date - 29 September 2019

The Royal Masquerade - 18 October 2019

High School Story: Class Act 3 - 30 October 2019

BloodBound 3 - 9 November 2019

The Royal Holiday - 16 November 2019

The Elementalists: Winters Past - 27th November 2019

Baby Bump 1 - 9 December 2019

Hot Couture - 19 December 2019

With Every Heartbeat - 19 December 2019 (VIP)

BloodBound: Dark Solstice - 21 December 2019

Desire And Decorum: First Winter - 22 December 2019

2020

The Royal Heir 2 - 24 January 2020

Blades Of Light And Shadow 1 - 29 January 2020

A Very Scandalous Proposal - 5 February 2020 (VIP)

Open Heart 2 - 29 February

Witness: A Bodyguard Romance - 16 March 2020

Distant Shores - 3 April 2020

The Nanny Affair 1 - 13 May 2020

Queen B 1 - 26 June 2020

The Unexpected Heiress - 22 July 2020 (VIP)

My Two First Loves - 27 July 2020

The Royal Heir 3 - 21 August 2020

Baby Bump 2 - 20 November 2020

Ms Match - 23 October 2020 (VIP)

Rising Tides - 28 October 2020

Wolf Bride - 23 December 2020 (VIP)

Foreign Affairs - 30 December 2020

2021

With Every Heartbeat - 27 January 2021 (General)

Open Heart 3 -  19 February

Slow Burn - 26 March 2021 (VIP)

Laws Of Attraction - 27 April 2021

A Very Scandalous Proposal - 19 May 2021 (General)

The Nanny Affair 2 - 18 June 2021

The Royal Finale - 28 July 2021

The Unexpected Heiress - 20 August 2021 (General)

Shipwrecked - 27 August 2021 (VIP)

Queen B 2 - 22 September 2021

Wolf Bride - 13 October 2021 (General)

Shipwrecked - 22 October 2021 (General)

Wake The Dead - 27 October 2021 (VIP)

Surrender 1 - 26 November 2021 (VIP)

Crimes Of Passion - 22 December 2021 (VIP)

Wake The Dead - 29 December 2021 (General)

2022

Ms Match - 28 January (General)

Surrender 1 - 11 February (General)

Untameable - 25 February (VIP)

The Princess Swap - 25 March (VIP)

Crimes Of Passion - 6 April (General)

Untameable - 15 April (General)

The Cursed Heart 1 - 27 April (VIP)

The Princess Swap - 13 May (General)

Immortal Desires - 25 May (VIP)

The Cursed Heart 1 - 8 June (General)

Immortal Desires 1 - 6 July (General)

Murder At Homecoming - 29 July (VIP)

The Phantom Agent - 31 August (VIP)

Murder At Homecoming -  14 September (General)

Laws of Attraction 2 - 30 September

The Phantom Agent - 19 October (General)

Kiss Of Death - 25 November (VIP)

Surrender 2 - 28 December 

2023

Kiss Of Death - 10 February (General)

Roommates with Benefits - 24 February (VIP)

Roommates with Benefits - 14 April (General)

The Duchess Affair - 28 April (VIP)

Kindred - 26 May (VIP)

Crimes Of Passion 2 - 28 June (General)

The Duchess Affair - 7 July (General)

The Billionaire’s Baby - 26 July (VIP)

Kindred - 4 August (General)

Dirty Little Secrets - 18 August (VIP)

Blades Of Light And Shadow 2 - 1 September (General)

Dalton Affair - 13 September (VIP)

The Billionaire’s Baby - 20 September (General)

Bloodbound: Origins - 23 September (VIP)

The Promise Of Forever 1 - 27 September 

Alpha - 13 October (VIP)

Dirty Little Secrets - 18 October (General)

Ship Of Dreams - 25 October (VIP)

The Cursed Heart 2 - 15 November (VIP)

Alpha - 24 November (General)

The Cursed Heart 2 - 27 November (General)

Unbridled - 13 December 2023

Blades TTRPG Companion - 20 December (VIP)

Ship Of Dreams  - 22 December (General)

Guarded - 29 December (VIP)

2024

The Deadliest Gambit - 12 January (VIP)

Hot Shot - 26 January (VIP)

Unbridled - 3 February (General)

Villainous Valentine - 14 February (VIP)

Guarded - 28 February (General)

Immortal Desires - 28 February (VIP)

Hot Shot - 6 March (General)

The Promise of Forever - 6 March (Region Locked)

The Deadliest Game - 15 March (VIP)