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[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

You can't tell me she wasn't the cool babysitter for at least some time

[katerinaaqu]

Odysseus Headcanon: Odysseus never does spar with Telemachus to teach him.

Odysseus spent 10 years at harsh warfare and another 10 in life and death situations. Whenever he is placed into battle he loses control (see all his experience from Ismarus till the uprising of the nobles in Ithaca. Even in Troy he and Ajax were wrestling and both went for the kill needing to be separated). He knows he can never take fights lightly and he knows he cannot control it. Maybe one day tries and pushes Telemachus too hard. Maybe even nicks him with his sword. Maybe he needs Penelope to remind him.

Either way Odysseus would avoid sparring with anyone ever again after he returns from his redemption trip and he never spars with his son

[asitrita]

Personal headcanon that although both Portugal and Spain were extremely good navigators, and both pretty knowledgeable of astronomy and sky mapping (there's a reason Portugal has an armillary sphere in its coat of arms) Portugal excells at shipbuilding and cartography, whereas Spain excells at "reading" the winds and ocean currents, and is generally pretty good with orientation, which is what allowed him to succeed in open sea navigation, while Portuguese sailors usually pioneered in navigation dicoveries but rarely ventured too far from the coastline. Summing up, while Portuguese navigators were innovators who laid the groundwork for long-distance exploration with excellent ships and detailed maps, the Spanish might have perfected ocean navigation through their ability to harness natural forces like the winds and currents, allowing them to excel in open-sea voyages and global expeditions, thus my hc for these two.

[doekimakura]

Can we learn a bit more about Alvius and Charles?

Charles and Alvius were my old WF OCs I made at the peak of my Warframe fanboy moment. They were... vastly different characters than who they are now.

Also!! Note that I played Warframe last before Railjack so... idk shit abt new lore.

(Note: more info in alt text)

Charles LeClair

Currently, Charles is mostly-a-spy mercenary who works alone. He is extremely anxious and distrustful of everyone and seemed very feeble and weak-minded. He always acted like he doesn't want to do this whole warframe job (he really doesn't) but he is too broke to actually stop (he is.)

Apparently, some people are hunting him down. An operator and his Warframe... but he has no idea why they are hunting him down.

Charles' true passion lies in mathematics. Numbers and codes calms him down, which is why he would rather go on spy missions and/or hack consoles and steal credits from the enemy side. He is a huge number nerd to a point he is able to calculate in his head freely, enhancing control over his limbo ability (where he shifted between reality and Rift, etc.)

He doesn't tell people much about himself. The best person who knows him for who he is is Alvius, and even then the poor Nidus doesn't know much about him either. (That leads to their breakup.)

Alvius Ilidius

Alvius (he prefers to be called 'Alan' because it's shorter) is a lot of things. He is a CEO, (a nidus pretending to be) an Excalibur, and is the charming leader of the dojo 'Tera Fals.'

Alan himself is very laid back. Unlike Charles, he has a very calm and confident temperament with a sprinkle of humor. Probably passes as a himbo, but has amazing battle instincts. Likes kids! (Most Tenno are '''kids''' after all.) Don't be fooled by his human face. It's a) plastic surgery, he did it to mimic Charles and b) he's actually roughly the same age than as Charles (Like, what, ~300+ years old?) He's an old man. He probably got that face from some old earth playboy magazine, idk.

Despite his positive attitude and virtuous appearance, Alan was an experimental type of Nidus. TL;DR, an experiment where one Tenno can control 10 warframes at the same time. While he is able to walk around freely without an Operator, he was unfortunately plagued with urges of bloodlust and violence. He staves these urges by going out on extreme sports activities, missions, and using suppression medication.

Unfortunately, there are times that fearsome urge wasn't suppressed and well... let's say it caused casualties once.

...

Ok I'll tell you this, they are still in love. But with the massive baggage they're carrying that they haven't solved? That's why they aren't together at the moment.

Anyway that's all about two of my favorite characters and also one of my favorite couples.

[ledeni-tm]

Cal Kestis Week Day 3 - Droid

Cal's first thought at seeing that little droid is that he would die for him, not knowing it was reciprocated.

Or : Cal and BD-1 would burn the galaxy down if anything happened to the other.

[herebecritters]

Meatheads ❤️

Bully belongs to @technicoloranimalviolence

[what-have-i-unleashed]

mtt(poly) headcanon #3

they go on dates with each other, because that's just a healthy and fun activity for people in a relationship. their dates are usually pretty casual, nothing too overtly romantic because they're still careful not to label their relationship as anything.

their missions are considered semi-dates, because they do bond during those times, and they are so busy to have much free time. nothing more fun than a couple of evil-doers committing crimes against humanity and monsterkind together.

killer is most always the one to propose going on dates. he will spontaneously drag the other two (or one of them if the other is busy) to festivals, fairs, or arcades - any place with games basically. he wants to impress dust and/or horror with his "mad skillz" so bad. if the game is "rigged" in his opinion, he will subtly drag the manager away and threaten to give him the prize right now or he will make sure his face is the last thing they see. killer returns with an armful of plushies and toys while dust is busy browsing food stalls for alcoholic beverages and/or horror is busy scaring children with his face. killer proudly displays his wins like an arrogant paradise bird after a mating dance while the other two just noncommittally nod (they think this is so lame) but still take some of the offered prizes to make killer happy.

dust and horror prefer their dates to be quiet. dust likes to watch films - the violent, gory kinds - to fall asleep to the sounds of screaming. killer and horror think that's kind of cute when dust inevitable falls asleep on their shoulders or something like that. movie dates will have snacks (that they steal, of course) (actually now i'm thinking about it, would be very funny if dust drags killer and/or horror to a theater and the other two only realizes later once the movie is shown that this is an adult theater. dust is freaky like that).

i think horror would like couple/throuple activities that include animals. so, going to the zoos, hunting, etc. he is fascinated by anatomy, just like with his insect taxidermy hobby. although, i think it would be on-brand for him to have his dates constantly derailed by the most unhinged stuff. a date to the zoo with dust is disrupted by unforeseen eco-terrorist attack. a date to the animal shelter with killer is disrupted by the mafia targeting killer for what he did to their boss' son half an hour ago. horror just has bad luck and is dragged into terrible situations.

[could-transition-save-him]

Moriko Morioka from Recovery of an MMO Junkie

Reasoning: This anime is about him playing as a boy online and falling in love with someone else who plays as a girl online (who I'm submitting to the trans femme blog lol)

[inneedofsupervision]

who do you think Peters favourite ler is and why

Oh, that's a very interesting question! I hope you don't mind me going deep for this one. 

If we include people outside the Avengers, my first choice would be Ned.

Now, one could argue that with the potential of Peter accidentally hurting Ned if the latter tried tickling him, the whole thing could be stressful and not fun.

That's the part where it gets interesting.

The thing about Ned tickling Peter is that he knows exactly what drives his friend up the wall. He can predict his reaction pretty well, knowing that it's safer to dig into Peter's underarms when the latter has his back turned to him or lies under him, pinned on the couch or a bed. He is aware of the flailing of arms that follows if you go from Peter's stomach to his ribs without a pause, as Peter cannot hold in his flight reaction when two of his worst spots get attacked one after another, so he goes for his knees instead.

It's a technique he had mastered before the spider bite. It's a well-practiced method to keep his friend's occasional sass at bay but Ned never takes it too far, mindful of Peter's asthma. Imagine his surprise that the same technique would be the safest way to mess with Peter after he became strong enough to catch a school bus with bare hands. Ned had mastered the way of wrecking the heck out of his friend by keeping a balance with the intensity, knowing to read his friend's reactions. 

Peter, on the other hand, loves and hates Ned for the way he tickles him. He sometimes feels like an idiot at how quickly his friend sent him to the floor into a giggly heap, squirming from side to side. At the same time, he can't deny he's having fun, and he would never admit it out loud, but it kinda relaxes him.

He doesn't have to hold back his reaction, doesn't have to muffle his crazy giggling in a pillow, or hide his reddened face behind his hands because this is Ned. The other teen has seen him during some of his dumbest and most embarrassing moments, laughing his head off in front of him barely counts as embarrassing anymore. That, paired with the knowledge that Ned wouldn't turn the tickling too far, adds to it being fun and relaxing as Peter can trust his best friend to avoid overwhelming him and drive him into accidentally hurting him.

Now, with the Avengers it's a little different. They know him well but not as well as Ned, so sometimes Peter's afraid to hurt one of them, especially the non-enhanced people on the team. Clint can be pretty ruthless at times, same as Sam and sometimes Natasha when provoked. At those times, Peter simply flees the scene.

Mr. Stark is better at reading him, but his mentor keeps it to some light tickles, which Peter is grateful for because the last thing he wants is to hurt Mr. Stark. That leaves Peter with the other enhanced individuals, and while they are having movie nights and team bonding and all that stuff, Peter sometimes cannot help but feel silly showing this side in front of Steve. With Bucky, it's easier and pretty fun but Peter's favorite whom he will never tell anybody about cause the teasing would be endless and Mr. Stark would for some weird reason feel jealous, is Thor. 

Yes, Thor. God of Thunder, brother of Loki, former King of Asgard. That Thor.

After his hero worship and general worship (cause, hello, his teammate is a literal god, how flipping awesome is that??) died down, Peter caught on quickly that Thor is rather playful. The god often acts confused, but there is that mischievous twinkle in his eyes when he hears his teammate groan, telling him the god isn't as oblivious as he pretends to be. Thor also very much likes to use this act of his to tease Peter when tickling him, and it's the silliness and playfulness of the god, as well as the fact that Peter can try fighting him off without hurting him, that makes it so enjoyable to fool around with the man. 

"This strange reaction is very amusing to watch. Does this also happen when I do this?" Thor glances down at him, one of Peter's arms pinned over his head as the god tilts his head in curiosity, free hand hovering over Peter's ribs. 

Peter playfully glares up at the blond, pushing against his chest to shove him off, but a smile tugging on his lips. "Loki told me you know what tickling is. You don't fool me, Thor."

He receives a grin, full teeth, and twinkling eyes.

"Alright. I don't have to hold back while playing pretend then."

The fact that Thor can overpower him and keep up when he chases him around, plus the playful teasing, leaves Peter in such a weird stage of excitement as his spidey-sense keeps completely quiet while his adrenaline spikes and his flight instinct kicks into full gear.

Peter sometimes wonders if this is what it feels like to have an older brother who messes with you for fun because that's what playing around with Thor feels like. It's genuine silliness and fun without holding back, and if Thor had caught on that Peter secretly enjoys getting thrown on couches like a ragdoll or picked up and carried over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes, if his giggling is any indication of it, he doesn't comment on it but only grins at the teen's reaction.

[anxiouspotatorants]

Lane and Jess probably weren’t hip enough (or technically able) to go to early TV on the Radio concerts but I like to think they were

[joytri]

if you aren't addicted to books, coffee, taylor swift, dead poets society, and true crime mysteries then what are you addicted to?

[milkywaystake]

3rd year furihata deserves the MVP award after having to deal with kuroko and kagamis annoying big asses fighting every second of the day

[b4nt0s]

There's something so glorious about Isamu having the Sorcerer name of the Iron Heart. It's not because of his strength but his genuine pureness when it comes to giving. Isamu is meant to represent a love that shall never ask, he can recognize suffering && all those who are unlovable, marred, or scared tend to be recognized by him. It stems so deeply from his abilities as a medium who at a young age heard the dead speak, sing, wished to be acknowledged. Though it terrified him, he did just that, sung right back. He's so utterly terrifying looking at times, cold, scathing, then he smiles with a warmth of the sun && remembers all the little details you think he will forget.

[spxnglr]

This may or may not surprise folks, but for all intents and purposes Egon understands that, while the vast majority of paranormal entities exist to cause trouble, there are a few who genuinely don't intend to harm anyone, and are probably more scared of the fact that they're now a ghost than anyone could ever be of them.

Even so, if the general public are ever threatened by their presence, the Busters have to act, and he knows that.

Still, it wouldn't surprise me if this thought crosses his mind once in a blue moon. A part of him might even question if the team (and by team, I mean mostly he and Ray) conduct enough research prior to completing a contract, or if there's ever an alternative option to just trapping and containing them.

[f1inl3ey]

Vance likes all the massive rides at theme parks. Bruce does not but he goes on them for Vance and literally closes his eyes and screams while he clings to the seat and Vance’s hand

[annakacoyett]

Idea: Rei gets adopted into the Addams family.

- he gets into fights, most of the time for the stupidest reasons but he loves the adrenaline so

- and you know he has done his fair share of running away from thugs and the like when he runs into crime scenes

- so its during the miyano family era and rei comes by often enough that they have a medical cot set for him specifically because child why the fuck did you come in with a broken nose, half you hair burnt and enough bruises and scratches that you could be the second coming of the undead zombies

- adrenaline junkie rei, in all his tiny, petty 9yo glory

- so the addams fam randomly decides to go to japan for the haunted houses because thats just what they do during vacay

- wednesday gripes about the bad acting and how its not creepy enough while pugsley and uncle fester has the time of their lives traumatizing the actors with their antics

- morticia and gomez are making out at the back of the shack, while grandmama is on the search for exotic potion ingredients

- thing and lurch are back at the hotel because you cant have a moving hand and a giant zombie following you without people staring

- the next day weds and pugs finds an abandoned building to explore

- surprise surprise our adrenaline junkie rei is doing medioaker parkour on the rusty half dead railing just because he could

- surprise surprise they got along like a house on fire and rigged with explosives

- they part ways after a wrestling match with a crowbar each and multiple broken bones just because they could

- and hey it hurts like hell but rei had the most fun hes ever had in his 9 yo life and miss elena you should know that hes perfectly sensible and can fend for himself thank you very much

- meanwhile weds and pugs did their version of gushing passionately about the new friend they made

- gomez being gomez asked if they can sword fight

- wednesday and pugsley look at each other before replying

- 'we do not know about his skills in fencing, but he is an excellent railing user, father'

- and then they proceed to do a reneactment of epic proportions of the fight they had earlier

- which contains rusty railings, high ledges and lethal amounts of nails and crowbars

- and then wednesday was like

- 'and the best part is hes an orphan'

- morticia and gomez was estatic

- and they all decide they want to adopt another kid, not just any kid, but this "interesting friend" their children keep talking about

- so cue to city wide manhunt throughout beika for a certain orphanage that has rei

- all the while everyone was having the time of their lives stumbling across crime scenes

- morticia and gomez was like 'it builds character' when the police questioned why they were happy their children saw a brutallly murdered corpse

- grandmama was arrested at least ten times because she was picking up the spilled guts and bones and occasionally cutting off a few hands and eyeballs

- her reply to the police: 'its not like they need it. theyre dead.'

- then they finally came to rei's orphanage

- the director was like here are our best children that might interest you

- the prim and proper crop of the lot shows up

- and the addams were dissapointed and gomez asked them dont you have any interesting ones

- and proceeds to describe rei

- meanwhile weds and pugs explore the orphanage and guess who they found

- rei.

- cue hamlet shakespare show with much less angst and way more childish blood

- the adults came rushing in the the director was plum in the face because these are Very Important Old Money Rich People that are taking interest in his orphanage

- then this halfie comes along and ruined his grand plan to become famous

- so he proceeds to berate rei while apologizing perfusely with his eyes closed

- even did the bow and everything

- meanwhile gomez was challenging rei to a duel and morticia was filling out the paper work

- (fester's in the guest room terrorizing the other staff members)

- and then morticia came back with the paperwork and was like

- 'found a sibling you like, children?'

- and wednesday and pugsley like yeah, duh, this crazy bastard is probably more insane than we are

- and gomez was like 'this one here, my love!'

- then they depart and furuya rei grows up to be the scariest bastard agent the PSB has ever hired

- no wonder hes the 1st choice to send uncover in an organization full of insane murderers

- cuz no ones sure if hes commited murder but theyre sure hes insane

- but he passed all of his psyc evals so they cant do anything

- and then one time they had to interrogate a suspect that just Wont Talk then the chief was like

- 'i hate to say this but... send him in'

- the more experienced agents were like 'NO' while the rookies dont understand a thing

- as expected not even ten seconds after rei comes in the interrogation room the guy fessed up and had to escorted out because hes crying and shitting his pants

- and the chief was horrified and asked rei what he did

- his answer?

- 'oh i just made some chili jam the other day and asked him to be my tester. he made a show of how hes doing me a favor and ate the sample whole. then that happened.'

- and proceeds to whip out a biohazard bag with so many red caution signs on it everybody questioned how the hell it was even allowed in

- 'they wouldn't let me enter the building without this yellow bag though. wonder why.'

- chief took a sample and sent it to labs

- came back as chili jam

- thy chili its made of?

- freshly grown carolina reapers ffrom morticias garden.

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