#just - holy crap boys. please. just kiss and make up.

[bougiebutchbitch]

oh my god he’s so fucking annoying

[callitwh4ty0uwant]

Jump then fall into me!

JJ Maybank x fem! Oc

Summery; a girl who's always been cautious and focused on her goals, is friends with JJ Maybank. Despite his flirtatious reputation, he starts showing a different side around her, and she begins to fall for him, their contrasting personalities lead to unexpected discoveries about themselves and each other. opposites attracting and finding love in unexpected places.

A/n: idk what this is I’m bored :(

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The screen light of the TV shined down on her face as she sat in bed, summer had just started and here she was sitting her bed 3:00am, watching TV in her bed. It was dark outside making everything a little more scary that it usually is at 3pm.

A light knock on her window startled her, she sat up on her bed, her eyebrows furrowing. Must’ve been the wind? Maybe? Her heart was pounding against her chest as she paused her television, knock knock, holy crap who the hell is outside.

She sat froze in her bed as the wind blew her curtains slightly, she jumped as her phone buzzed what the fuck?

JJ 💞💞

Open your window dipshit

Y/n 💃🕺🏻

Why are you outside my window Maybank?

JJ 💞💞

Because.

Just open your window, I’m about to fall

Y/n 💃🕺🏻

It’s 3 o’clock in the morning Maybank

Can’t you go to Kies or any other girl you hook up with?

JJ 💞💞

Y/n just please open the window

Y/n 💃🕺🏻

Fine

A sigh escaped her lips, as she pushed herself out of her bed as her sock clad feet took her over to her large window unlocking the handle “you do know I have a door. Right?” Her eyebrows raised as she took the boys hand helping in her room.

He dusted himself off and towered over her. The moonlight shined on the boy a purpley blue bruise appearing over his eye, and a bloody nose

“Oh my god. JJ?” A face turned to a worried expression “the hell? Are you okay” she placed her hands on his face “I’m fine. It’s nothing” he sighed sitting down on her bed “no, JJ. No you don’t come here begging me to open my window and not tell me what happened” she whisper-yelled

“My dad! Okay it was my dad!” He whisper yelled back, she had heard about his dad before, always beating him when he was drunk, John B had told her while they were in the chateau.

“C’mere” she took his hand taking him into the bathroom that was in her room. Taking a damp cloth dabbing it over his bloody nose “hold this” she said referring to the cloth, he obliged.

“I can’t do much with the bruise JJ, it’ll get worse before it gets better, okay?” She smiled slightly as the sun kissed boy sat down on her toilet “why did you come here JJ?” She said leaning against her counter “no one else was up” he mumbled “oh” a frown over took her face.

“I’m sorry” she frowned again “for what? It wasn’t your fault” he dryly said getting up from his spot on the toilet “yeah but-.” She said “no, y/n it’s none of your business what goes on in my life. You don’t need to be so involved all the time. Okay? Just leave it” he spat throwing the bloodied rag into the sink and walking out her toilet.

“But JJ-.” Her lips trembled as he reached her window “Where are you going?” She asked her feet moving quickly towards the boy “to the chateau” he said as one foot was already out the window “you can stay here J. It’s not biggie” she shrugged “no. Y/n- I.. I can’t” he trembled before leaving her room.

She reached out shutting her window with a sigh, slowly walking back to her bed. Nothing but silence. Her TV was now playing whatever cartoon was on at this time, while she continually checked her phone.

Y/n 💃🕺🏻

I love you J stay safe alright?

Read 3:45am

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Sunlight shined through her curtain window, the window JJ had crawled through the night before, she laid there staring at the celling as her phone decided to buzz on her bedside counter, groaning she reached over taking it out of charge

Poguies ☀️🤟🤙🏻

John bee 😎‼️🤙🏻

First day of summer!! Boat day? Anyone?

Kiekie🐢

I’m down 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

Pope 🍃🍁

Same here 🙋🙋

Y/n 💃🕺🏻

How dare y’all awake me from my beauty sleep 😒😒

But yeah I’m down

Sarah 💕

We’re so very sorry y/n 😔😔

Count me in aswell ‼️

John beee 😎‼️🤙🏻

Be ready in ten. All of you. (Mostly directed towards y/n😝.)

Y/n 💃🕺🏻

First of all RUDE ‼️‼️

Second of all I’m not even out of my bed

John bee 😎‼️🤙🏻

Better get a move on y/l/n 🫡🫡

Getting in the boat rn.

Y/n 💃🕺🏻

Okay! Okay! I’m getting out of bed now ‼️

Black bikini and white shorts, is what she chose from her closet and light make up as in mascara and lipgloss. She quickly grabbed her tote as she made her way downstairs to her back lawn, walking down the dock. She was early for once. As she stood there she couldn’t help but thinking about JJ. Why wasn’t he texting on the group chat? Is he okay? Where did he go last night?

The boat had pulled up as she snapped out of her thoughts, her eyes landed on JJ sitting at the end of the boat back facing her. “I can’t believe y/l/n is early. Oh my god” John B gasped making the girl laugh as she stepped onto the “I am” she giggled “and you took longer than ten minutes so.. it’s you that’s late for once”

Her eyes landed on JJ once again, he always done this. Something happens people try to help he shuts them out and pushes them away, as if they’ll leave if they see the true him. She wanted JJ to open up to her. She wanted to love him. Tell him she loved him every single day.

John B had picked the rest of the group up including his girlfriend, music softly played in the back around, beers were shared and it was all over just a good vibe.

“What’s up with him?” Kiara whispered in her ear “I don’t know” she shrugged “go talk to him y/n/n” kiara nudged her shoulder “why?” She turned her head facing Kie.

“He’s not talked to anyone all day, surely the one person he’ll talk to is the girl he’s in love with” Sarah butt in making her turn her head “Sarah don’t be ridiculous” she shook her head

“I’m going for a swim! Who wants to come with me?” Sarah announced suddenly as pope and John B agreed along with Kiara as the dove into the water, leaving her alone with JJ.

He still sat at the edge of the boat, feeling dangling into the water as the sun gleamed off of his sun kissed skin.

“I’m sorry about last night” she spoke up making the boy lift his head up “why are you sorry” he dryly said “because I shouldn’t have pushed you to open up like that”

“It was my fault for coming to you” he said “im sorry” he finished “how’s that eye” the girl said walking over to him sitting down next to him, he turned his head looking at her.

“Told ya, gets worse before it gets better” she mumbled shrugging turning back to the rippling water “you were my first option” he blurted out “sorry?” She said eyebrows raising “yesterday. When I said no one was awake. I just came to you. I never checked.” she was taken aback “whoa calm down Maybank” she chuckled “I’ll talk to you later okay? I’m gonna ask John B to take me home” she gave him a smile.

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After her extremely long shower, after sweating all day, it was nice. She turned the warm water off wrapping a towel around her body glancing in tue mirror before brushing her teeth, and doing her skincare routine before giving her hair a squeeze getting all the water out.

The tank top and shorts was a good option since it was meant to be a hot outerbanks night, which was normal in these months.

Her hair was still wet as she walked out of her bathroom, noticing her window was wide open and her curtains were pushed to the side, her eyebrows raised at the thought of someone breaking into her house while her parents were out of town. She quickly shut it before turning around and spotting a familiar boy sitting on her bed.

“JJ!” She gasped taken aback by the boy “why- why are you here?” She asked “I came here to.. to” he cut himself off “I never got to properly apologies today for last night” he scratched behind his head “you did. It’s not your fault JJ” she shrugged as he stood up “no I mean-.” He said “let me just show you” he said walking closer to her “huh?” She raised her brows before his mouth was on hers kissing her passionately placing his hands behind her head.

[wendysimp]

No More Games!

- A/N: you guys are absolutely amazing! Holy crap, so much support with the red velvet smuts. Hope you guys enjoy all the other upcoming smuts as well!

Twice Chaeyoung x Male Reader

A little quick smut⚠️ and a little fluff.

(Chaeyoung’s POV)

“Aaargh! I keep dying! Why are my teammates so useless!” Was all I could hear from my boyfriend Y/n, as he plays his computer game while I try to watch my show.

“Help me! Ugh why are you camping?!” He yelled out loud. I love him so much, but every time when he plays his games, he can get really annoying. He’d be constantly raging all the time he’d die in a game, trash talk players, and other things that gamers do.

“Baby, can you please quiet down? I’m trying to watch my show.” Hopefully that’ll calm him down and keep quiet.

He looks back at me and nodded. “Yeah, I’m sorry baby.” He goes back to his game, it was nice and quiet… at least for a few minutes. “Plant the bomb! We’re gonna lose!” Yep, again with the rage.

“Baby please! Keep it down.” I was getting more annoyed at him yelling at the game. Like I said, I love him, but he’s really becoming a pain in the ass. He turns to me, knowing I was getting annoyed at him, looks at me apologetically.

“I’m sorry, I’ll be quiet.” He gives me a soft smile, knowing how much I love it when he does that. I calm down a little and smile back.

“Thank you.” I say before he goes back to his game. Ahh, I can finally watch my show… or so I thought. Only about 15 minutes of silence, another rage from Y/n made my blood boil. I sit up and get up as I walk over to him. “Off the game, now!” I was now on my breaking point. He looks up at me and gulps.

“B-But baby I can’t leave this game-.” I cut him off before he could finish his sentence. I need to let him know I had enough with his yelling while playing games.

“Uh uh, I don’t care. I’ve told you so many times, but you don’t listen, so turn it off now!” I tell him off, loud enough for his teammates to hear.

“Ouuu someone’s in trouble.”

“Rest in peace, I’ve been there before.” I hear from his teammates. Y/n sighed before leaving the game, going back into the main menu then take off his headset.

“Why are you so hot headed when you play these games?”

“I’m sorry baby but I can’t help it. It’s just sometimes my teammates can be really annoying.” He says and looks up at me while pulling me close, placing soft kisses on my exposed stomach. I love the feeling when he does that but I was still mad at him.

“Well, I don’t care if your teammates annoy you, but I don’t wanna hear you yelling out while I’m trying to watch my show.” I tell him off and he nods as he looks at me. “You know what, I’ll just calm you down myself, shut you up for once.” I start to lift my hands up to my hair and tie it up into a messy ponytail. He watches me and swallows a huge amount of his saliva.

“B-Baby, what are you doing?” He sits back a little and grips the chair. I see him start to grow through his shorts, knowing he was already liking this.

“Just shut up and sit back.” I tell him which he shut his mouth, not saying another word. He sits back on his gaming chair and once I was done with my hair, I spread his legs and get down onto my knees, looking deep into his eyes. “Mmm what a good boy you are.” I smirked and grab onto his hard on which was covered by his shorts. I tease him a little just by rubbing and grabbing onto it. He lets out a soft moan as he tried to keep quiet like I told him to.

“Now, I don’t want to hear another word from you okay? Just let your girl do her job and calm down the beast.” I giggled, teasing him more before grabbing the waistband of his shorts and underwear, slowly pulling them down making his cock spring out. I bite me lip as I grab onto his shaft and felt him move a little and grip the chair harder.

We both give each other eye contact, I smile and whine as I stroke him, up and down slowly. His soft moans tell me he wanted more, but I won’t give it to him just yet. I give his tip a teasing lick, swirling my tongue around it while watching him squirm and try not to moan out loud. I see a little precum start to drip down his shaft grip his tip, stroking him more while placing my mouth on his tip. I suck on it a little while stroking his throbbing rod. I see his hand trying to place itself on my head but he stops himself. I smile and take his head out of my mouth.

“You like that don’t you?” He nods. “Would you like to put your hand on my head while I calm you down?” He nods again without saying a word. “Words baby.” I tell him and smirk as I stroke him more and more.

He moans a little louder and nods. “Y-yes I do. P-please.” He begged as I slap his tip onto my tongue. “F-Fuck please baby!” He begged some more.

“Since you’re being good, then I’ll allow you.” I tell him and with that, he grabs onto my ponytail, making me take his length into my mouth. I can tell how much he was loving this, how much he was in so much need for more.

“Ahh fuck, your mouth feels so good baby.” He moans out lewdly. I take him deeper into my mouth, feeling his tip hit the back of my throat. I hold my position then start to gag a little and pull away for air. I smile then go back for seconds, wetting his shaft some more with my saliva as I keep taking his cock. I pull away and spit on his cock then stroke him.

“Are you gonna keep yelling while you play your games?” I asked him and smirk as I played with his balls a little making his head lean back in pleasure, feeling the grip on my hair tighten.

“N-no, I-I promise to keep it down next time.” I can tell he was getting closer, but I don’t plan on stopping now. As I was satisfied with his answer, I thought it’ll be better to satisfy him as well.

God I love this man, I’m glad his mine and only mine. I felt like the luckiest girl in the world. No one else can have him except me.

I take him deeper and deeper into my mouth, inch by inch until my nose reaches his crotch. Fuck, I’ve never done this before, but I’d happily do it again. I pull away and wink at him as he watches my every move, moaning out my name, telling me how good I am, telling me how lucky he is to be my man. Fuck he was just so sexy. I continue to deepthroat him some more making a mess on his cock as our eyes don’t break away from each other.

“You like how your baby takes your big fucking cock into my mouth and hit the back of my throat?” I asked him seductively. He was also loving my dirty talk. He nods and guided my head down his shaft.

“I-I fucking love it baby. K-keep going, I’m so c-close.” He bites his lip, loving the feeling of me taking him into my mouth.

“Mmm you like that daddy?” I teased. “Well daddy should make it up to me and give me every drop of his cum down my throat.” My dirty talk was making him go even more crazy with lust. Oh yeah, Y/n also loved the whole daddy kink, I mean I do as well because I love the look on his face and I also love to tease him whenever I get the chance.

(Third-Person POV)

Y/n was loving the sensation he was feeling from Chaeyoung’s warm mouth.

“F-Fuck Chae! Baby, y-you’re gonna make me cum!” He moans out, looking down at her as he watches his cock disappeared into her mouth.

“Then… f-fucking… c-cum.” She says as she slobbered over his cock. She starts to massage his balls as she blows him, wanting to get a taste of him. She kept up the work and felt him getting closer and closer to his climax. “G-gimme it all daddy!” She moaned with a mouthful of his cock. Those words were game over for Y/n as he lifts his hips up, sliding his cock in deeper into her throat. He then shoots his load inside.

“F-Fuck baby t-take it all… s-swallow it!” He moans as he watches her. Chaeyoung struggles to swallow his load a little but eventually got it all without leaving a drop. She gags on his rod a little then pulls away and smiles as she cleaned him up with her mouth then wipe her mouth.

She gets up and gets on his lap, kissing him deeply and passionately. “Did my baby like that?” She asked him after pulling away, giving him a big smile.

“I loved it.” He smiles back and kisses me again. “And I love you.” Those words fill her heart with joy.

“I love you too baby boy.” She smiled and wrap her arms around his neck and looked into his eyes. It was a few seconds of silence until she spoke up “and baby?”

“Yeah?”

“No more games for the week.” She smirked.

“Wait what?! Why?!”

His eyes widened and the for the whole week, there were no more games except, making love and watching shows together, oh and of course the yummy food that Y/n would cook for the both of them. Chaeyoung really loved this Y/n better but let him return to play games, but she wanted to play with him which made him really happy as he always wanted to play with her, as it was one of his goals. He was more than happy to teach her how to play all the games he would play, in return to do all the things she would love to do with him.

The End!

Hope you guys enjoyed! Again, the support is crazy and I’d never thought a newbie would make it to where I am now. 😊

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His Little Girl | Bradley Bradshaw x Reader P.79

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Hey, my loves! Thank you for coming to read another chapter! I'll keep this short because we all know what time it is! Thank you for being here, I love you all so much ❤️ Happy reading and enjoy! 💕

A/n: IT'S FINALLY FREAKING HERE, BESTIES! Another milestone for the HLG series! The Bradshaw boys are about to be born! I hope you are all as excited as I am! 🤩

Word Count: 5.1k (Another long one 🥹)

Warnings: panicking, frantic behavior, crying, description of operation for the cesarian, mentions childbirth, cursing, but so much excitement and love 😍

Please don't take my work, I will find you. 

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Austin started to run around the house while he was on the phone with Bradley. You were sitting on the steps in your wetness. You giggled as you watched him run around hearing little bits of the conversation. 

“Hey, yeah, Bradley. Don’t panic, but y/n’s water broke.” He ran upstairs to get yours, the boys, and Bradley’s bag. You sat back on the steps and rubbed your belly. You were focusing on your breathing. 

Damn, I can’t wait to get these boys out. I feel so heavy. You surprisingly felt so relaxed. You weren’t freaking out.

Austin came running down with all the bags, “Yea. She’s okay. She’s sitting here. But you need to get back now. I’ll take her to the hospital if you wanna meet us there?” He ran out into the garage and came back in with a blank stare. “Darlin, there are no cars here.” 

You started to laugh and so did he. Austin covered his mouth. “Oh shit, what do we do?” He started to chuckle.

You shrugged your shoulders and started to laugh hard as you held your belly, “I guess we better get to steppin’!” 

Austin shook his head at you, “I’m gonna call Evelyn. See if I can run over to borrow her car.” He got back on the phone with Bradley. “I’ll call you once we are there, Brad.” He hung up and placed his hands over his eyes. “Holy crap, how do we not have a car?” You both started to laugh. “Gonna call Evelyn. I’ll be back, darlin.” He kissed your forehead and went to call her.

You laid back on the steps and rubbed your belly. “Well boys, you are finally going to make your appearance. I can’t wait to meet you both. Daddy is going to be so excited to see you both. He’s been wanting you both here since the day he found out we were pregnant.” You rubbed your belly and smiled, “Your big sister Leia is the coolest sister ever, but something tells me she’s going to use the both of you as her own little minions.” You giggled as you pictured Leia using her little brothers to get what she wants. “You’re already love by so many people, boys. I can’t wait for everyone to meet you. You both are so perfect already.” You took a deep breath, “I hope in the slightest you’ll look like me, but if you look like daddy… I can’t complain. That means you’ll both be so handsome. I love you boys so much already. You bring so much joy to me and everyone around already.” You kissed your hand and placed it on your belly, “I’ll see you soon, babies. Mommy loves you.”

Austin came back in the house out of breathe, “All right, I ran to their house and got the car. Leia has no idea yet, but let’s get you changed and ready to go, darlin. Let’s have some babies!” He helped you up in excitement. 

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Austin helped you into Evelyn’s car. He set down a towel for you to sit on. He threw the bags into the trunk and you were off. He reached over and grabbed your hand, “Darlin, you are awfully calm for someone who is about to birth twins.” He started to chuckle. 

You shook his hand in yours, “I’m just ready. I feel like I’ve been pregnant forever. I just want to hold them already.” You looked out the window and smiled. You started to rub your belly. “Will Bradley meet us there?”

“He will be there, darlin. Probably before us.”

“And Leia?” 

He chuckled, “She will stay the night at Evelyn’s tonight. She was excited when Evelyn asked if she wanted to sleep over.” 

You relaxed back in your seat as you had slight contractions. You squeezed Austin’s hand every so often. When you finally arrived at the hospital, Bradley was parked in a stall near the emergency room. He was leaned up against the car with his arms crossed. He was looking around for you and Austin. When you finally pulled up next to him he jumped off of the truck and slowly jogged with a limp over to your side of the car. He swung the door open and grabbed your face. 

“Oh my baby. I’m so sorry I wasn’t home. How are you? Are you feeling okay? Are you in any pain?” He covered your face in kisses and placed his hands on your belly. “How are my boys?” 

You patted his cheeks and brought his gaze up to yours, “We are all okay, baby. I promise.” You kissed his lips and giggled, “You are more frantic than I am.” 

He scoffed and chuckled. “Sweetheart, This is my first… well birth.” He held onto your hands and kissed them. 

Austin came over with a nurse and wheelchair. He held the wheelchair and locked it. Bradley helped you down from the car and into the wheelchair. he kissed your lips over and over again ending with a smile. “You ready to have these babies, sweetheart?” 

You giggled and nodded, “Let’s go and have ourselves some baby boys, Brad.” He chuckled against your lips before kissing you one more time. The nurse started to push you to the entrance while Austin and Bradley grabbed the bags from the car. 

Bradley’s POV

I held mine and your bag over my shoulder. I slapped Austin on his back. “Thank you for getting them here, man.” 

He chuckled and hugged me back, “Like I always say, I’ll always take care of ‘em, Brad.”

We walked behind the nurse and you through the hospital. When they settled us into a room they hooked you up to a bunch of monitors to keep track of you and the boys. You were laying on your side facing me. You stuck your hand out and smiled. “Ready to be a daddy, again?” 

I grabbed your hand and kissed it, “So ready, sweetheart.” 

Austin came over and kissed your head, “I’ll let you both have your time together. I’m going to head back to the house to let Jake and Natasha know when they get home.” You nodded and Austin came over to give me a hug. “Text me with updates. I’ll be waiting.” Austin chuckled as he patted my back. 

“Bye, Darlin. I love you both! See you soon boys!” Austin waved at you both before leaving. 

Now it was just you and me. I scooted my chair closer to the side of your bed and massaged your head with one hand as the other held your hand in mine. I laid my head on the side railing and smiled at you. “You look so calm and beautiful right now, sweetheart. Tell me your secrets.” 

You shook your head in my palm and giggled. “I’m just ready to have these boys. When you’ve been carrying a big belly like this for nearly 9 months, you’re just so ready for when the time comes.” You kissed his palm. “My beauty is my natural beauty. I can’t help you in that department, Bradshaw.” 

“Ouch, honey. That hurts my feelings.” I laughed and continued to massage your head. “I love you so much.”

You whispered into my palm. “And I love you, Bradley.” You smiled slowly. 

The doctor came in and checked your vitals and the boy’s vitals. “Mr. And Mrs. Bradshaw, are you ready to have these babies?” They smiled at the both of us. 

“You ready, sweetheart?” I caressed your cheek. You placed your hand on mine and smiled. 

“Definitely.”

The doctors and nurses started to wheel you to the operation room. The doctor handed me a sterile gown, booties, gloves, and a hair cap. When I entered the room you were being prepped for the cesarian. They had the drape set up over your chest and you had a hair net on. They had everything set up for the boys. I danced my way over to you and you were giggling.  You stuck your hand out for mine. I grabbed your hand and placed a kiss on it. They gave me a mask and I put it on. They placed an oxygen mask onto you. I squatted down by your head. I rubbed and massaged your scalp as they started.

“You’re doing so good, baby. I’m so proud of you, honey.” I kept massaging your head. “Think of it, sweetheart. In the next 10 minutes our boys will be here. we’ll be parents of 3. Our little girl and our two little boys.” 

You giggled causing your mask to fog up, “These boys are not little. They definitely take after you, Brad. I could feel it in my aching bones.” You giggled and I placed a mask kiss to your head. 

“You’re so crazy, sweetheart. You’re probably not wrong.” I started to chuckle. “Was Our little Leia Rey big too?”

You nodded, “HUGE. 7 and a half pounds. 21 inches long. She definitely takes after you.” You reached your hand up to my cheek and smiled. 

With that we heard the doctor say the first boy was out. “Baby Bradshaw number one is here!” The doctor held him up slightly. 

We heard crying and you started to tear up. I cried with you and stood up to look over the drape. There he was, our first little boy laying there kicking and flailing his arms around crying. He looked so big and healthy. They let me cut his cord and I was shaking. I cried and came back down to place kissed on your head. 

I cried as I told you about our first little boy, “God he’s perfect, sweetheart. He’s beautiful.” I was wiping your tears as you cried. “He’s so beautiful, honey.” I placed my forehead to your temple and cradled your head. They took him and placed him in a bassinet to take him to clean him and check him. 

“And baby Bradshaw number two!” The doctor held him up slightly and I made my way to the other side of the drape. He was crying and kicking his little legs. They had me cut his cord and they took him back with our other baby boy. I cried hard and leaned down and took yours and my mask off. I kissed you over and over again as we both cried. I cradled your head in my hands. “God, baby they’re perfect! You were right. They’re huge.” I laughed through my tears, “I’m so sorry, baby.” I kissed your forehead. “They’re beautiful, sweetheart. You did so good.” 

After the doctors and nurses cleaned you up and closed up your operation sight, they brought the boys back in. The nurses were carrying them over. They were fast asleep and calm. They were wrapped in their blankets. They each had different colored hats on. Baby boy A had a blue hat and baby boy B had a green one. They handed baby boy A to me and they held baby boy B. 

My eyes watered as I held him in my hands. “Oh my gosh… look at your tiny nose, your tiny lips. Holy shit.” The nurse showed me baby boy B. “Holy shit. Look at him! He’s already got that killer smirk on his face.” I got choked up and started to cry. The nurse and I showed both boys to you and you sobbed. 

“My boys.” I kissed the tears from your eyes. You place your hand on each of them and kissed their heads. “They look just like Leia when she was born.” You cried. “That means they’ll look just like you, Brad.” You started to giggle. 

“Oh, sweetheart. You did so good. Thank you so much for blessing me with two more beautiful babes.” I kissed your head, “They’re perfect, just like you.” 

“I love you, Bradley.”

“I love you, y/n. Forever.”

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They brought us back to the room. They brought our boys into the room in their bassinets shortly after. I sat you up in your bed and you gasped as the nurses started to roll them in. You put your hands over your mouth and looked at me with excitement. “Oh my gosh! Our boys, Bradley!” 

They rolled them up by your bedside. You looked at them in awe. “Hi my babies.” You waved at them by curling your fingers. I grabbed baby boy A and handed him to you. I grabbed baby boy B and held him. I sat on the bed next to you and we looked at them in amazement.

“Baby, look at em!” I held baby B by baby A. “Freaking identical. How are we ever going to tell them apart, sweetheart.” I couldn’t take my eyes off of them. “They’re perfect.” I kissed baby boy B and I leaned over to kiss baby boy A. I looked at you with tears in my eyes. “Is this for real, baby?” I chuckled and kissed your temple.

You nodded and kissed baby boy A. “This is real, Brad. Oh my goodness. They’re beautiful.” We switched babies and we both started to cry. They were everything we imagined and more. They were more than perfect. I felt like I was dreaming. 

I looked over at the nurse, “How much did each of them weigh?” You looked over in curiosity. 

They smiled at us, “Baby A was 6 lbs 3 oz. 20 inches. Baby B was 5 lbs 10 oz but 21 inches long. You have some big boys.”

I started to chuckle. “Holy shit, sweetheart you were carrying behemoths!” 

“However, Baby B will have to stay in NICU for at least a week. He was having a little difficulty breathing. So after we are finished visiting, we will take him with us.”

You looked at me sadly. I kissed your cheek and his cheek while you held him. “He’ll be okay, sweetheart. He’s a Bradshaw.” 

You smiled and nodded as you kissed his cheek. “You’re a Bradshaw. Strong just like your big sister and daddy.” 

The nurse smiled at the both of us, “I will ensure you he’s fine. We just want to monitor him to make sure he doesn’t have any blocked airways. You both are welcomed to visit him anytime. Baby A will be able to stay with you both.”

I gave you baby boy A and you held them both in your arms. I snapped a couple of pictures. And then the nurse snapped a couple of pictures of both of us with the boys. We gave baby boy B kisses before the nurse took him away.

Another nurse came in to check on you and baby boy A. “Have mommy and daddy picked out names for the lucky boys?” They smiled at us. 

We looked at one another and nodded. “We have.” I kissed your lips. 

The nurse took me with her to go and watch as baby B was being prepped for the NICU. After they situated him they allowed me into the room. He was in an incubator with a breathing mask and an oxygen monitor attached to his foot. They added a couple of pads to his chest to monitor his heart rate. I knew he was going to be okay. He was already a strong baby boy. I kissed my fingers and placed them on his belly. “I love you, baby boy. Daddy’s here.” I stayed in there for a while. I excused myself from the room when they started to perform a routine check on him. 

I was taken to a room next to the NICU to sign the birth certificates for baby boy A and baby boy B. I wrote their names on each paper and signed them. The nurse released me back to go to the room with you. I brought the birth certificates with me so you could sign them as well. 

“Oh my gosh, Bradley Bradshaw.” You held up the certificates and giggled. “I love you so much, baby. I can’t believe our boys are finally here.” You kissed my cheek. “How do you think Leia will react?”

I started to laugh, “Oh man. She’s going to be so excited, sweetheart.” My eyes went wide. “How do you think the squad back home is gonna react? Bri and Billy?” We both started to laugh. “Holy shit. We are in for it, baby.” I kissed your cheek hard as we cuddled with baby boy A. I rubbed my index finger over his lips. They were slightly parted as he slept. It caused him to smirk slightly.

“Oooooh….” I cooed over my son’s smile. “He’s already gonna be a little lady-killer. He’s gonna steal all their hearts. Both of ‘em.” He poked his little hand out from the blanket. I placed my pinky into his fist and he gripped it. I started to cry. “This is the best thing I’ve ever experienced.” I wiped my tears and kissed your cheek. “Thank you, baby. I can’t thank you enough for making me a daddy again. This is extraordinary.” 

After a couple of hours of settling in, I finally called Austin. You and baby boy A were sleeping. 

Austin answered the phone with Hangman and Phoenix. They all said “Hey.” In unison. 

I waved and smiled. “Hey guys.”

Hangman shoved his head into the camera, “Did she have them Bradshaw boys!?” He tried looking around. 

I started to laugh as Phoenix pushed Hangman’s head out of the screen. I whispered because I didn’t want to wake you up. “She did and they’re perfect. Y/n and baby A are asleep right now.” I flipped the camera to show you asleep with him in your arms. They all cooed over you and baby A. I flipped the camera back over to me. “And baby B is in NICU. He was having a little trouble breathing, so they’re monitoring him.” I smiled and covered my mouth. 

“I can’t wait to come and see them!” Phoenix was so excited. 

“We will give mommy and daddy their first day and night with the boys, but come tomorrow. We will all be there.” 

I nodded, “I’ll see you all tomorrow.” I waved bye to all of them and hung up. Next I video called Mav.

“Hey, Bradley. Everything alright, kiddo?” Mav was smiling. 

“Everything is good, Mav. Are you alone?” I placed my hand over my mouth to hide my smile.

He nodded, “Yes, I am. Amelia and Penny are out sailing right now. Did you want to talk?”

I shook my head, “No, I just wanted to congratulate you.” I started to smile.

He jerked his head back and looked at me with furrowed brows. “Congratulate me? On what?” He started to laugh. 

I stood up and went to go sit by you on the bed. “You can’t tell anyone. NO ONE, Mav.” 

He chuckled, “I won’t say anything. What’s up?”

I held the camera out to show you, baby A, and I in the camera. You were still fast asleep with baby A in your arms. 

Mav gasped. “OH MY GOD!” He was screaming on the phone. I turned down the volume and chuckled. I went to go and sit on the couch. I put my finger to my lips. “Holy crap, Rooster! She had the baby!” 

I laughed, “Yes, she did. So congratulations again, Papa Mav.” He didn’t know about the twins yet, so I kept him thinking it was just baby A. 

He started to cry. “Oh my god, I can’t wait to meet him. He is beautiful, Bradley!” He wiped his tears, “I’m so proud of you. You’re gonna be great. You’re already a fantastic father to Leia. You’re going to be even greater with the two of them together.” He patted his eyes dry and laughed, “God I am so excited for you and y/n. Congratulations!” 

“Thank you. Mav.” I looked back over to you as you shifted in bed with baby A in your arms. 

“Does baby boy have a name?” He smiled excitedly. I nodded. I grabbed his birth certificate and focused the camera on his name. “Oh Man! That’s a great name, Brad!” I turned the camera back to me. I couldn’t stop smiling. “Well, hey. I’ll let you go so you both can get some rest. You’re going to need all the sleep you could get.”

I chuckled. “All right. I text you updates.” 

“Perfect. I love you, Rooster. Congratulations again.”

“I love you too, Mav. Thank you.” I waved to him and hung up. 

The next person I called was Evelyn and Phantom. The video call rung a couple of times and Evelyn finally answered. On the screen was her and the girls. 

“Hey, pretty girls!” I waved to them.

“Hi, Rooster!” The girls yelled back with a big smile on their faces. “Is everything okay, Rooster?” Evelyn asked sweetly. 

I nodded, “I just thought I would share some news with you all. Where is Leia Rey?”

The girls ran off screen, “Leia is taking a bath right now. She should be done shortly.” Evelyn smiled at me.

“Where is Phantom?”

Evelyn looked around and called him over. There were both on screen now. “Hey, Lieutenant Commander! How are you doing?”

I smiled and nodded, “I am doing great, I called because I wanted to share something with you both.”

“Yea? What’s up, kiddo?” Phantom chuckled as he put his glasses on. 

I stood up and walked over to your bed side again. Before I turned the camera, I put my finger on my lips to signal them to stay quiet. I finally flipped the camera to show you and baby boy A fast asleep.

“Oh my goodness!” Evelyn said in a hushed tone. “He’s huge!” Phantom chuckled. 

I turned the camera back around and went back to the couch to sit. “They were just born.”

“THEY!?” Phantom looked at me shocked. “THERE IS MORE THAN ONE?” 

I nodded and started to laugh, “Two little boys. Baby boy B is in the NICU. He was having some breathing issues, but he’s going to be okay.” I couldn’t stop smiling. 

“Oh, my gosh! Congratulations to you both, Rooster!” Evelyn was so excited. “We have to tell Leia!”

“Wait!” I chuckled. “I want it to be a surprise. Can you all come tomorrow around noon?”

Phantom nodded and placed his hand over his mouth. “Of course! Oh my gosh, of course! We are so excited to meet the Bradshaw boys!” 

“I’m excited for you to meet them too. You have to keep this a secret Phantom. Mav doesn’t know about the twins. Just one.” 

He placed his hand on his chest, “Oh I won’t say a word! We will let you go! Get all the sleep you both can! Tell mama she’s beautiful and congratulations for us! We will see you all tomorrow!” 

I nodded and waved to them, “Thank you, I will. See you all tomorrow!” 

———-

Your POV 

Throughout the night, You tried your best to start feeding baby boy A. You taught Bradley how to properly change a diaper. He got sprayed by baby boy twice. 

“Holy shit!” He dodged his son’s stream of pee coming for him. “That boy’s got a freaking hose on him!” He started to chuckle as he wiped him clean and put a new diaper on him.

You laid on Bradley’s back and giggled. “Just wait for his first poop. That is going to be the worst. It’s going to be everywhere.” 

Bradley turned slowly to you and looked terrified. “You’re not going to change the first poop diaper, sweetheart? You know… to teach me?” 

You giggled and shook your head. “That's all you, aviator. I’ll help you, but you are on doodie duty.”

He dropped his head and started to laugh, “If they’re anything like me… That first shit is going to be gnarly, babe.” 

You both started to laugh as Bradley picked up baby boy A. He cradled him into his arms and kissed his forehead. Bradley looked over at you and kissed your forehead. “Ready to go visit baby boy B?” 

You nodded and placed a kiss on baby boy A’s head. “Let’s go and see your baby brother, babe.” 

Bradley grabbed the wheelchair and helped you into it. He gave you baby boy A and started to push you through the halls to go and see your son. You were excited to have them together again. 

When you arrived, the nurse brought you over to baby boy B. He was fast asleep. You held baby boy A in one arm and stuck your other arm in the incubator hole. You started to gently run your finger over your son. A little smile appeared on his face. 

Bradley started to tear up. “Gosh, they are so happy already. They love your touch, sweetheart.” Bradley kissed a kiss on your temple. “They’re so perfect. We have 3 perfect kids. We are 3/3, baby.” 

You look up at him and his eyes were so full of love. He looked down at you smiling. “They get it from their momma.” Bradley placed a sweet kiss on your lips and placed his forehead against yours, “I love you, forever, sweetheart.”

You smiled sweetly, “And I love you, always, Bradley Bradshaw.” You both shared little giggles and looked at both of your sons. They both had little smiles on their little faces. 

———-

You and Bradley spent a couple of hours with baby boy B in the NICU. You and he each took turns holding each boy or both. The nurse came in and let you both know that baby boy B was doing well and that they would try to decrease the oxygen tomorrow to see if he would be okay without it. 

After spending some time with him, the nurses excused you and Bradley back to your room. They were going to run a couple of tests on baby boy B. When you and Bradley got back to the room, you both started to get ready for then they family started to come and see the babies. 

Bradley changed baby boy A into a cute little outfit. “Alright baby boy. Let’s see what we have in your bag to wear.” Bradley changed his diaper and pulled out a Darth Vader onesie and a little Vader beanie. “Hooooly Shit. Of course, you would bring this for him, sweetheart.” Bradley laughed and held up the outfit.

“It comes with little black booties too.” You giggled as you watched Bradley change baby boy A into his new outfit. Bradley was so gentle with him. 

“All right, baby boy. One arm. The other arm. And let’s button up the crotch.” Bradley had the cutest baby-talk voice as he talked to your son. “Ohh what a stud!” He placed his little beanie on and picked him up. Bradley was giving baby boy A’s cheek little kisses making sure his lips squeaked together with each kiss. “You and your brother are the most handsome boys ever. Oh you’re gonna steal all the ladies.” He chuckled and held your son next to his face. “Look at ‘em, babe. The sweetest Vader you’ll ever meet.” Bradley rubbed his cheek lightly against your son’s face. 

You giggled and started to slowly change into other clothes. Bradley bounced your son around and sang to him as you slowly got ready. 

[Bradley sings Dance with My Father by Luther Vandross]

You watched as Bradley held your first son in his hands. He rubbed the tip of his nose with your son’s. He placed a kiss on his little lips causing him to smile a little bit. Bradley was bouncing him in his hands as he danced with him slowly, not taking his eyes off him. He started to sing in a hushed tone to him. You couldn’t hear really much of what Bradley was singing until he started to sing a little louder. 

“My father would lift me high… and dance with my mother and me and then… spin me around ’til I fell asleep… Then up the stairs, he would carry me… And I knew for sure… I was loved…” 

He brought your son back up to his lips and placed a soft kiss on his forehead. You started to tear up at their first dance together. You watched as Bradley kept singing to your baby boy and dancing. As you continued to change you could still Bradley singing to your baby boy. You could hear him sniffling as he sang. 

“If I could get another chance, another walk, another dance with him… I’d play a song that would never, ever end. How I’d love, love, love to dance with my father again.” 

You slowly made your way over to Bradley and placed your hand on his arm. He looked at you with tears in his eyes. He continued to bounce your son. You kissed his shoulder and he kissed your head. You swayed and rubbed Bradley’s back. He continued to sing through his tears.

“Every night I fall asleep… this is all I ever dream…”

He kissed your son again and this one lingered for a bit longer. He sniffled hard and you wiped his tears. 

“They’d be so proud of you, Bradley. I know they’re proud of you. You are such a great man, husband, and father.” You caressed his cheek, “You are perfect, Bradley Bradshaw.” You gave him a sweet smile. 

He kissed your palm and kissed you. “I couldn’t have been where I am today without an amazing woman like you, sweetheart. I love you.” 

———-

You held your baby boy while Bradley went and got cleaned up for when your family came to see the boys. You lightly rubbed the bridge of his nose as he slept. His mouth was slightly open. He looked just like Leia did when she was born. “My god, there are going to be 4 Bradley’s running around the house.” You giggled. Your little boy smirked again in his sleep. You rubbed your nose to his. “You boys just love to smile.”

Bradley came out of the bathroom smiling at you. “They get it from me.” 

You started to laugh and nodded, “They’re already so much like you and Leia.” 

Bradley sat down and put his arm around your shoulders. “They smile when they hear you, just like Leia and I.” He kissed your temple. “You have the sweetest and most comforting voice. How could we not?” 

You smiled at Bradley and kissed his lips. He looked at his watch and then up to the clock. “I’ll be back, sweetheart. Everyone should be getting here soon. I’m going to go down to the lobby and wait for them.”

You nodded and sat back comfortably in the bed. “Hurry back. We’ll miss you.” Bradley kissed you again. 

“I’ll be back, babies. I love you.”

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AHHHH! The boys are here! I am so excited! How do you think everyone will react to them? I am so excited for you all to read more about them! I'll see you all at the next one, Besties 🫶🏼

The baby viewing group is in the comments 🥰

[luv4fandoms]

D'you ever just like.... Binge read an entire blog and start uglysobbing. Because that's me with your works.

The fact that you write for Dwayne (Lost Boys) legit had me weak. I have been in love with this mofo since I was like 14 (and I'm 27 now, so if that's not dedication idek what is) and you... FED ME. And your take on Dwayne is legit how I imagined him, like isn't it just fantastic when you read a fanfic that just makes your brain go "DING DING DING DING JACKPOT" that's me with your Dwayne content, I wanna cry.

If I may, but like please ignore this suggestion if it doesn't inspire you ... I am short af, like 4'11"(1.50m) kinda short, and I am kinda curious... How would Dwayne feel about that? Like how would he act around a very short partner? Is he the teasing type, the protective type, the "ur adorable" type... Does he have a size kink? Would he develop one? ;v;

Again, please just ignore this part of my message if you don't feel inspired by this little suggestion/idea/thing!

And plz keep posting your stuff because your blog legit helped me get out of a very nasty depressive episode and I cannot thank you enough for this!

First off let me just say that I am so freaking honored! Like holy crap! Dwayne the one boy I struggled to write when I first started writing about them, and to hear someone say that I nailed him perfectly to how they imagined him is just 🥹🥹. I'm also so glad that my stories helped you out of your depressive episode. As someone who has them herself I always wanna be able to help others through theres.❤️

Now on to the ask! (Never written a short reader before because I myself am 5'7-5'8 but I'mma try lol)

Warning: HINTS AT SMUT AT THE END

Dwayne is all three types when it comes to his shorter s/o. He's protective upon meeting you because in his mind, your height makes you more vulnerable to things, even if you are a little spitfire (like Marko) in his mind he still needs to use his own height to protect you. He will be your sword AND shield so you don't need to worry.

He also finds you absolutely adorable, especially when you have to ask him for help to reach stuff, it's no secret amongst the boys that Dwayne loves to be needed, it's like a drug to him, so that being said, he will be a cheeky shit at times and put stuff he knows you'll want, higher up so you have to come to him, with that adorable pout and ask in the sweetest voice.

"Dwayne can you help me?"

Cause you don't even know that you already have him wrapped around your finger.

He won't start teasing until you're a little ways into the relationship. It starts with little things, asking in a teasing voice "need something baby?" Other times it's "it's so cute when you stand on your tiptoes to kiss me. On more than one occasion he has easily lifted you up so you are at eye level with him, smiling that teasing smile and saying "there, isn't this easier baby? No need to strain your neck".

He loves how when you're out on the boardwalk he can wrap you in his arms, chin resting atop your head and feel like he is totally shielding you. How your body fitting so snuggly in his arms.

He never thought he had a size kink until he met you, but he soon realized he was wrong. The way his hand will totally eclipse yours when he holds them, how he can easily cup your cheeks and pull you close, his lips bruising your smaller ones. How easily you fit into his lap, either just relaxing so he can read to you, or during...other times.

That was another area his newly found kink came in. Seeing you taking him every time has his head reeling because he honestly is shocked when you take him. It always leaves him gasping and groaning, eyes locked on where you're joined, unable to look away.

Overall Dwayne will absolutely cherish you! Because you are his Princess/Prince and he would do absolutely anything for you ❤️

[princess-of-thebes-1995]

Confused Heart

Older (Nineteen years old)  and Dark Camilo Madrigal x Female Reader x Younger (30 years old) Bruno Madrigal 

Prologue: My Dear Sweet Uncle.

Before you entered life, the extraordinarily gifted Camilo Madrigal was only twelve years of age.

He had NEVER been in love.

Nor did Camilo have a small and simple crush on a girl.

He thought all girls had cooties and were too ugly to be loved by anyone. Camilo did not understand why people married.

Thus, Camilo Madrigal only played and was friends with boys.

No doubt, Camilo loved all his female family members.

He respected them and loved them back. Camilo was just not interested in Romance. 

Not to mention, Camilo was now very close to his estranged uncle, The Bruno Madrigal.

Thanks to cousin Maribel, he was accepted back into the family. Both nephew and uncle spent moments together. 

They loved each other and would do anything for one another.

But, that all changed Camilo's life with one family dinner. He never assumed or was prepared for the fact that a woman would come between them.

Camilo remembered clearly that the family was acting rather strange.

Everything was… fancy.

The dishes were not ordinary. Quality food served during holidays and parties. Not that Camilo was complaining.

Was this a special occasion?

The table cloth, china and even napkins were beautified. 

"Is there a guest coming?" Camilo whispered to his older sister, Dolores as he sat down on his chair seat in the dining hall.

Dolores Madrigal nodded. Camilo noticed his sister dolled up too. And the rest of his family.

Must be one important guest to make such preparations to impress.

Maybe his father's boss or the mayor was coming over for dinner.

There was a knock on the door and everyone stilled for a second. Pepa quickly checked her hair in the mirror. "She's here!" Pepa harshly whispered.

Camilo blinked in surprise. "She?"

Maribel grinned and nodded as she opened the door.

"Holy Crap." Camilo muttered in disbelief and awe.

The tween stared at the lovely specimen that entered his magical home.

She had fat red lips. Plump they were. An elegant swan neck. Demure shoulders and a lithe ballerina body with long legs and small feet.

She was literally a human sized doll.

Camilo felt something he never experienced.

His male organ felt wet and began to non stop drip like a waterfall.

It then twitched and ached in a pain with longing he did not understand.

What was happening to him?

Camilo couldn't explain this.

That young lady must not be an ordinary human. She must have had powers too like the family. It must have explained why she put Camilo under this spell.

All of his family walked over and politely greeted the guest.

Grandma looked over her shoulder and ushered Camilo to come.

Before the said boy was to obey, Uncle Bruno rushed down the stairs.

He stood in front of the young lady then kissed her square on the forehead!

Camilo was surprised.

"Mi Amor." Uncle Bruno pulled the woman into his arms then hugged her tight.

Camilo felt something new again. But it was towards his uncle Bruno this time. And it was something dark and unholy.

Envy… and hate.

Dear Readers, tomorrow is Labor Day! No school. So, I can stay late and study a bit then wake up late.

I made this prologue. I am excited for this story. I love the fan arts of an older Camilo and Bruno. They are so handsome. Multiple lovers are better than one. Right? Anyway, please comment and give notes so other females can read it. I love fame.

[odetodilfs]

Heard you were looking for requests 👀…

Agent Whiskey X Male reader

They meet at a bar and flirt back and forth the whole night, as tension builds up Whiskey asks to take reader home. They both realise they’re a bit more on the dominant side and so a little fight for said dominance occurs…

You can decide who ends up winning if you have a strong preference.. But the thought of Agent Whiskey giving in and whimpering is so ✨

Anyways, hope you’re having a good day :)

-🐜

Ride a cowboy and make him yours

Thanks anon for the request!! Pairing: Jack "Whiskey" Daniels x dom male!reader

Warnings: Overstimulation, pet names, slight fluff, fingering, multiple orgasms and edging.

You were drinking at the bar, it was Sunday and you decided to grab a drink and just relax for the day, as you sipped the cold drink you instantly felt like the world had been lifted off your shoulders. You didn’t want to get drunk, you just wanted some relaxation. You were getting it until what looked like the most handsome man in the world came into the bar. He had a mustache, a cowboy hat, lasso around his waist and a suit, holy shit, he was hot!

Normally you’d just brush it off and go back to your drink, but at that moment it seemed like he was the love of your life, you had to try something, “Hey” a low voice said, taking you out of your plan on how to get with the man, you looked up, it was him, a smirk across his face, “I noticed you looking at me when I walked in” he said, oh crap, he had caught you, “My name’s Jack, you can call me Whiskey” he said as he left and ordered a drink, for the rest of the afternoon, both of you constantly eyed each other, Whiskey was blown away by how pretty you were, he wanted you. 

You finally got up and sat with him, you got to know each other a bit, you listened attentively; you wanted to hear what this man had to say, but you occasionally did zone out and looked at his eyes, his mustache, he was just perfect. “So you’re a cowboy hm?” you asked, smirking, “Yeah, wanna ride one tonight, sugar?” he asked, the flirting had gotten a lot more heated and both of you wanted each other, “Yeah,” you replied dreamily, “Let’s go to my house then” he said, pointing at the door “Sounds like a plan” you said. 

His house smelt amazing, it smelt like vanilla and as you kissed each other desperately, his own scent and the vanilla filled your nostrils, “Mmm fuck, you’re so pretty” he said as he brought his lips back to yours, he laid you down on the bed, but you fought back and laid him on his back instead, “Oh, so you’re on the dominant side too, huh?” he smirked, squeezing your ass, “Yeah,” “Well, guess we’ll have to fight for dominance then, hm?” he smirked, you lunged forward, getting close to his face, “I’ll win this” you said to him, he got weak at that statement but kept trying to push you down on your back, “Stop trying to dominate me, you know very well it’s pointless” you said, you felt him go slack: you had won.

“Come here” you ordered, he was a whimpering mess now, making sounds at the lightest stimulus, it almost sounded pathetic, but it was so hot too, “Come on, we haven’t got all night, you have to fuck me for hours, cowboy” you said as he lubed your cock hurriedly, “Good boy,” you said to him as you started playing with his ass, “Please-” he started begging, “Please, what?” you asked, “Please, master” he begged, you liked that name, “Good, just let me find the spot…” you said, playing with his ass, you had already found his prostate and his moans and cries were enough proof of it, but you loved this sweet torture Jack was getting.

“P-please master- please-” he begged, “Okay, be patient, it’ll be in me soon enough, you said as you curled your fingers hard into his g spot, “Ah- fuck- no- stop- I’m gonna-” he moaned as he laid his head back and his dick spurted out his seed all over him, you waited till he was done, you licked the cum off his dick and swirled your tongue around his head, he tried to get away from your mouth as the pain of the overstimulation burnt beneath your tongue. You smiled up at him wickedly as his eyes were shut tight, not being able to take it anymore, then at last, you let him go, he whimpered again.

You kissed him all over as you let him get hard again, the way this man was allowing himself to be a moaning mess for you feel a primal need to dominate him, “Hey, Whiskey-” you tried to ask something “Call me Jack, please” he smiled as he drifted back into your arms, 

“Well, Jack, are you okay? If something is too much, just say “Telephone” and I’ll stop, okay?” “Okay” he replied, this man was so sweet and you had definitely started falling for him, you laid there until he told you he was ready again. You got on his dick, lubing it up then putting it in you, “Easy there, sugar” he said, one last weak attempt at taking control, “Now, remember I’m in control here” you smirked as you started riding him, his mouth dropped open in pleasure as you started bobbing up and down on his cock, “F-fuck” he whimpered as he laid his head back, “I’m gonna ride this dick for hours,” you told him, “By the time we finish your orgasms are gonna be dry” you said, grinning wickedly, “you’re mine” you said, you may have said that in a kinky way, but you wanted to believe that it would also be in the other way.

You were determined to make this man love you, you gave him the best show of your life, you rode his dick for three full hours, his whimpers and moans fueling both your horniness, “Please- please-” he begged with no idea for what he begged, “I’m gonna- cum-” he said for the sixth time that night, he had came so much barely anything came out this time. As you rode his dick faster into overstimulation, you came all over him after edging yourself on his dick for hours, him relishing the feeling of your warm seed all over his body. 

As you cleaned your cum from his stomach and scooped Jack up in your arms, he couldn’t help but say “Thank you”, he was always the one doing the after care and getting taken care of for him was rare, “Have a good night's sleep, you did so well for me” you complimented him as both of you fell asleep in each other’s arms. The next morning, after having breakfast, Jack’s dominance was back on track. You realized you didn’t wanna let him go, you had to make at least an effort to keep him, make him yours as you said last night, “Hey, Jack” you stopped him as he was about to leave, “Yes, sugar?” he asked, there was a smile on his face, “Tonight, would you like to go to that restaurant tonight? I’ll pay” “Hmmm, are you asking me on a date, sugar?” he smirked, getting closer to you, “I uh-” you started “Because if then, yes” he smirked, then kissed you on the lips, shortly but tenderly, “Tonight 8pm is good for you?” he asked,

“Yeah, I’ll be there,” “Well, see you tonight, love” he said as he headed out, you couldn’t wait for tonight.

[gaycrimesagainstmutants]

Hello! Could I please have some general Casey Jr x ftm!reader headcanons?

General FtM S/O Dating Headcanons

Genre: Fluff

A/N: Ye ask, and ye shall receive!

Okay, let's get one thing out of the way.

This man. This man right here? *slams table* TRANS MAN.

So, this guy gets it. On a spiritual level, GETS IT.

You two are the "I can't believe we're both gay and trans" meme.

Baby boy helps you in ANY way he can.

You struggling to put on your binder? He's got you in under 10 seconds.

Don't like taking testosterone shots because you don't like the needle/the pain/shots in general? He's counting down from three and doing it for you.

Disphoryoa got you in a mess? He's learned 10 different coping skills over the years, which one you wanna try today babes?

Calls you stuff like "babes," "hun," "my paradise." He's a sappy little romantic, got that from Leo.

Yeah, Leo is probably you guys #1 supporter. He stalked you two on your first date, giving Casey thumbs-ups and excited grins from a bush that totally was there before, trust him.

This boy loves you more than the moon loves the stars, I'm telling you.

Showers you in compliments day in, day out.

Takes you out to dates whenever he can, because he finally lives in a world where he can. Gets so excited to do the classic couple things Master Leonardo told him about like going to the movies or walking along the beach or going on a roadtrip to nowhere.

Tells you all about the crazy adventures he had in the future, and you hang on to his every word cause he's such a good storyteller.

Holds you close and lets you cry when things get to much. He's the type to listen and then proceed to do everything in his power to make you feel better. Peppers kisses all over your face while calling you his pretty boy, sings you your favorite songs (and lowkey has a pretty good singing voice like holy crap), anything to make you smile again.

He tried to find you guys matching couple stuff, but got really sad when everything was girlfriend-boyfriend. So he just bought a relationship-ambiguous friendship necklace from Hot Topic and played it off as a couple thing.

"Case, why does the tag say 'best friend necklace set'?" "Uh...no reason, my love! I'm sure it's nothing to worry about."

[cocomuffy]

I watched Teen Titans: The Judas Contract (2017) because The Batman (2022) was too long.

7/10

spoilers, obviously. here are my live thoughts:

I THINK ITS A DICKORY MOVIE AND IF IT IS I WILL BE SO HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA

Kory kissed him to learn English- I'm laughing so hard right now this is hilarious.

if i had watched this movie in 2020 i would have realized i was bi a lot sooner

The coloration of the "Five Years Ago" and "Now" text is messing with my designer heart rn

it's the red nightwing outfit!!!!!! i havent got to see that much. i much prefer the blue bc there's already like seven red batfam members but like i do think it looks stylish because its dick and dick pulls off everything

"Nightwing." "Nightwing." "Dick..!" "oh, yeah?"

OH THEY'RE SO CUTEEEEEEEE

"they're different..." trails off. "like kory will tell you." "noo, you go aheaddd..." "I've been studying them for years--"

I ALREADY LOVE THEM "robin stop complimenting the bad guys"

no they did not just got there (at 9:40)

damian is just such a brat i love him

kicking my feet, squealing, giggling, throwing up BECAUSE SHE HAS HIS NINE AND HE HAS HER SIX--

i took a fifteen minute break to do the math on how old dick and kory are and got 36?!??!?!?!

garfield has no rizz

i just got like... punched in the gut seven times??? "i just miss my son"

it's the fact that damian is like "i approve of your gf" and nightwing's like "okay???"

"You don't have to move a mountain to help people, Terra." - Probably the theme of this movie

i was not ready for the sexual jokes

oh no raven is on the groundddd

how stupid is damain?!?!??!?!?!?!! especially after the part that slade says about lazarus pits?! he has to know that there is no way he can feasibly win this! and terra isn't helping! which means that terra is probably working with slade!!! GUESS WHO CALLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!

oh god this slade and terra stuff is no good

please tell me that we were not about to get a dick and kory makeout scene

oh thank god for damian

oh my god imagine going into your surpise party thinking people are about to kill you :skull:

ugh i dont like this garfield selfie timeskip whatever

and hasn't anyone noticed robin isn't here???

im doing os much calculations rn for no reason at all

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW STARFIRE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAYYYYYYYYYY THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND THEY JUST WANT THE BEST FOR EACH OTHER I LOVE THEM

aw. beastboy being supportive

"Do you know why I'm an orphan?" "uhhh... your parents died?"

nooo terra and beast boy kissed absolutely not they are not for each other terra doesn't need any relationships periodddd

aww but bb is really cute after so ig it makes it a lil better

slade shut up this is supposed to be a nice moment

i will never get over dick calling kory babe its too precious i love them so much

i dont trust that gift. i dont trust that.

they're making their moveeeeee- they're taking all the titansss oh noooo

i think that leaves nightwing as the last survivor which is really nerve wracking because i love dick grayson so much??

gar youre so stupid

oh no kory i love you kory please be okayyy

dick just got shot in the chest oh my god, oh my god. screaming crying hyperventilating oh my god oh my god oh my god.

oh i shouldve known he'd be just fine htis is why i love him hes so dependable

OH MY GOD HE JUST RE-SET HIS SHOULDER ON A SUPPORT BEAM HOLY MOLY

"What did you do to Robin?" "I beat the crap out of him for being mouthy."

i have the stupidest sense of humor.

guys i love dick grayson so much and he's the only one left and mmmmm im so ready for this i love dick grayson hes my favorite

ohhh huh terra's getting betrayeeddddd (i never liked terra even though she makes sense she just gives me ickies)

eugh i hate slade he just likes to make sexual references to people that he should not be making those references to i know hes like a predator but it just doesnt make me happy

what is this machine even doing? is it draining their blood? you would need some sort of needle or something? ik that brother blood said something about life? is it draining their life force like some kind of dark crystal jim henson type stuff? what's going on with it? their powers? like... if they wanted nightwing then they weren't going for powers, and they did regular humans first anyway? i dont understand.

woah its the titans against a villian with similar powers!!!!!!!! /j

i like this first pairing of kori and jaime and gar and raven against brother blood and damian and dick against slade bc it feels really personal and also fair.

terra was obivously going to save them all there was no doubt in my mind.

and then teamwork and then they win because of course they do

woah she just shot him like three times that was excessive

oh noooo terraaaaa ( im not sad )

DAMIAN GOT A PUPPY EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS RIGHT WEONFOIEWFOIBEWOINFOWNEONFEW

"Terra Markov was like a diamond, the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen."

no beast boy dont make me feel for her

i just realized that i think i called "jaime" "hime" for some godforsaken reason i swear to god my ears are stupid.

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final thoughts:

this movie was a bit much for me on sexual innuendos and references, but most of it was plot relevant. i love to see dickory so im good with that. animation was good. characters were good. had to warm up to gar but that's okay.

7/10

[hellonpluto]

Spider-Man 2 (2004) during-the-movie notes!!! Goofy shit under the cut :]

Spider-Man 2 notes

-once again whipping out the banger intro sequence, this time with more colors being used and better transitions

-peter!!! Ur fuckin late peter!!! Gahd.

-pizza ....

-broom closet scene is so silly

-boyfail pt 2

-pizza time(you can kill me)

-pizza time again bc oughhhhh pizza time

-pizza ROLL time in a minute actually(gonna make pizza rolls)

-"ill give you 150." "300." "Thats outrageous! Done."

-desk lady is now nicer! Yay!

-osborn would be proud. He would

-OCTAVIUS???? who's octavius

-"..ben? Oh, peter..." aunt MAYYYYYYYY

-is 20 dollars alot? What year is this set in. Am i stupid

-when peter knocked on the restroom door my dog perked his head up like "huh? What?"

-peter is getting shat on in this one. Like what the fuck

-"eeehhh rosie i love this boy!"

-this movie is making my inner 'getting shit done' want to beat peter up. Reduce time as spiderman, or try and encourage others to be better. Sit down, set a timer for 2 hours to get college work done. Then work. Bud.

-run past the evil landlord guy

-get those carnations for yo NOT GIRL

-"how'd you do that?" "Uh.. work out, plenty of rest. Yknow, eat ur green vegetables?" "Thats what my mom is always sayin'! I just never actually believed her!"

-pider man.....

-🤨 towards street lady

-i honestly think the older suit looks cool

-spiderman. In elevator

-its giving elevator scene from neon genesis

-holy shit its so awkward

-doculous oculous. In the house

-mans could just admit he wanted to wear a fucked up corset but ok

-bro is just showing off his evil lair crap n nobody bats an eye

-"the power of the sun... in the palm of my hand." Girl ok slay

-system unstable? More lik... system of a down

-"he humiliated me by touching me." He saved yo life harry

-horror movie ass scene in the surgery room

-lowkey fire tho

-they act like pet snakes

-"dr. Strange. Thats good! Its already in use."

-dr octopus....

-bro i love how they did the arms. They're so cool

-cool ass doc ock shot

-what the fuck

-shoutout to aunt may for stopping the guy from stealing

-eating the cinematography up rn

-aunt may slaying in this movie, actually

-let peter rest!!!! Let that man sleeep!!!!!

-newspaper man is best character ngl

-peter caught fumbling part a billion

-harry. Wtf. Thats ur lover

-beeber barker loses powers

-bro is just peter parker

-this is so fuckjng sad what

-he did his homework!!!! Yay!!!

-"peter. Im getting married." Ive heard that before

-spiderman no more...

-doc ock

-sorry its 12 am

-pov u save little girl from fire but someone else dies

-mystery girl is so cute

-chocolate cake break

-do a flip!!!!!

-"my back!!! Ough ... my back....."

-why is she recreating the upside-down kiss with her fiance 😭😭😭

-mj knows. I think

-peter pick a fuckin struggle

-please

-oml

-peter looks like he has more lip gloss on than mj

-doc ock is def trans

-anyways

-Doc ock? More like. Do cock

-ANWYAYS

-"did he just grab his BOOBS??" (rewinds a bit) "oh no its just his shoulders... ok"

-THE TRAIN SCENE OMG

-"He's... just a kid"

-OUFGHHH

-"we wont tell nobody."

-HOOPLAHHH

-"HE'S MINE!!" Man what

-"run!" Proceeds to stand there

-doc ock is so cool man

-ew i forgot mj exists

-MB MB MB

-"i will not die a monster." BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER

-doc ock niooooo.... NOOOOOO

-harry wtf

-mj runs away from wedding! Everyone is disappointed!

-"cant you respect me enough to make my own decision?" Girl respect his. He doesnt want u to get hurt, dingus

-WHAT

-ew

-ew. Ew

-ugh

-blue eyes white dragon(pt 2)

-banger ending song version of the amazing spiderman song

-good movie!!! 8-9/10. Rlly good!!

[simon-x-billy]

Simon x Billy

Year of the OTP: August

August Prompt: AU of my choice

AN: I think this might be my favorite chapter, even though it’s a shorty. I dunno, they’re just so frickin adorbs (in my mind at least). It also occurred to me that my chapters don’t have to be 9K words long. I really only needed 3K about what happens next. TW: Very mild sexytimes coming in at a tame 😈 1 horny purple demon on the smut-o-meter. But it is boy+boy, so if mm fiction offends, then please be aware that this is mm fiction. Masterlist || ao3 || Prev || Next

Chapter 8: So that happened…

————/Simon/————

The bed just shifted, which is weird. I open one eye just the tiniest little bit.

Holy crap, it’s Billy, there he is. Look at him. My God, how can he be even hotter today? Maybe cuz today I know what he looks like when he- 

I groan, and then freeze. His fingers twitch. Shit, did I wake him up? ‘Please God, don’t let this be weird, please don’t let it be weird, please don’t let it be weird,’  I repeat over and over in my head like a mantra, til I see his eyes flutter open. 

We stare at each other. Oh fuck. Oh fuck fuck fuck, did we fuck everything up? I don’t want to go back to not knowing this man. That would be tragic. And it would suck, too. I need to prevent that. I slide my hand toward him slowly, stopping about half way, and wait to see what he’ll do. It’s tentative. And also the most terrifying seconds I think I’ve ever lived.

Billy quickly and calmly reaches out for my hand. I think I might pass out from relief.

“Shut up and come ‘ere, Lewis. Yer thinkin too loud.”

He calls me Lewis and bosses me around with that sleep-roughened voice, and my morning semi is now solid wood. I think I might’ve just gotten…moist.

“I think you might’ve just discovered a new kink,” he observes.

“So what if I have?” I reply, shifting closer. As directed. 

“I’d accommodate it. If I had to. It’s a hardship, I know, but I’m thinkin you’ll be worth it.”

How does he just bust out with something all suave like that? Oh my god. Billy’s suave. I can’t believe I just got to use that word in a sentence. In my head.

“Billy. Stop being funny. You’re no good at it.”

“No?” he yawns, as he stretches.

“Are we teasing each other?” I tease. “Is that what this is? Do you feel teased?”

He gives me a drowsy grin. “Titillated.”

I grin back. How is he so good at this?

I let my eyes run over his chest and down his long, lean form, and bust out laughing when I realize the shape we left him in last night. His head and one arm are still wearing his t-shirt. One leg’s naked, except for his sock. The other is missing a sock, and his jeans are still hanging off his ankle. He’s in the exact position he fell asleep in. Never moved. Just conked out and now here he is lying next to me, looking all…magnetic. I’m in trouble. So much trouble.

I flash back to last night and my impatience to get at his skin. How I practically mauled the man like a rabid bear. At least I was a sexy rabid bear. Roar. And hot damn, it just occurred to me how much I liked seeing him not 100% in control all the time. 

He watches me in amusement. I amuse him. His entire face does that twinkling thing.

Time to see what those jade eyes really look like, up close in the daylight. Oh man, it’s like looking at the sun with those things. I can’t see them anymore, cuz they’ve narrowed to slits. 

“Lookin for something, Simon?” 

I’m laying with my nose barely an inch from his. 

Until he flips us, holding me to the bed with his palm against my chest, and looms over me. Somewhere between there and here, his bits of clothing came off. Which is good. Very good. 

He’s got the most wicked look on his face, and I realize I want to wipe it off with a range of body parts.  Leave him panting, begging for more. 

“If you can make me want to beg, I promise, I’ll beg.” It’s like he’s found purring-cat in his vocal range, and it’s making my cock drip onto my stomach. I can feel it. 

Oh God, he’s coming in for the kiss. I’m holding my breath, because kissing? That’s……….kissing. That’s different.

No? No. He continues right past me, with his forehead pressed to the pillow beside my head. His ear is just barely touching mine. Like a soft rustling and a slide like suede. Ears? Ears are weird.

I don’t know why I’m relieved that he didn’t go in for the kiss. That would have made all this a little too real.  And this does not get tagged real. Nope, this gets tagged escapist fantasy.

At the club, he’d grabbed me and held me against him, and now he’s holding me against him again. His entire body is pressed to mine, and he’s dragging his cheek across my jaw. The stubble is…..it’s crazy how much I like it. My breath escapes me as he presses his hips against mine. 

Let’s go a little faster, Delaney. I kick his feet apart, slide a foot between them, and pull him by the ass in two handfuls, hitching him up my leg. He laughs and all, but fuck, he’s hard for me. And he’s left a smear of precome up my leg. It trips my breath. 

I get a growl in return. It abruptly gets louder when I pull him tighter against me and roll. Holy fuck, what a rush. He drags in a swift, hard breath. And he no longer needs me pulling at him to get him to grind against me as hard as feels good. I feel a rumble come from my chest. 

“All right?” he murmurs. His eyes can’t seem to stop focusing on my mouth. God, I’m tempted.  “Hm?” he hums into my ear, then shivers when I send my fingertips smoothing up his spine and down again. Miles of warm skin beneath my fingers.

Oh, god. He’s just…..and….cuz fuck that feels good. Repositioned legs, cock against cock, and he’s rhythmically rubbing one off on me. All lined up, sliding against each other. “Why does that feel so good?”

He doesn’t bother answering. He just moans, all high and breathy, voice almost a whisper every time the heads glide past each other.

I spread my hands over his flexing shoulders and send them searching his bare skin for every movement, every shifting of muscles as he holds himself over me, and his breathing grows hoarse. I’m not used to hearing a male voice making sounds like this.

“Simonnnnnn. God, I’m actually close . Could come just frommmmmhhm this. You close?” He slides a hand under my ass to get the angle he wants from me. 

I grunt and I grate out, “I’ve been ready since last night.” 

His voice shudders and he’s got me locked to him. He’s got torque behind that grind and I fucking love it, his hardness against mine.

“I’ve got you close, too, haven’t I,” he rumbles low in my ear. “So close. Just from thi- sssss- nnnhhhhhhhh.”

Not close enough. My hips pick up speed, and I put some finesse in the roll as the heads pass each other. I can feel him suck in air. That simple change is enough to make him gasp, shudder. He mewls and convulses, grunts and convulses. I watch, fascinated, as I push him over the edge. 

Oh God. Billy Delaney’s come face is epic. The expression. The stuttering breath, the slightest bit of voice with each ragged gasp. The sounds I’m pulling from him, I’m - unghhhh , and now there’s that slippery slide. God I love it, the feeling of heat glowing in my extremities, racing toward my center. And the center of everything is my cock. “Ssssso ready, pllllllleeeeasemmmmfff.” My breath stutters to a stop and-

“FffffffffUCK!” I’m shocked by the force of it when I come. His hips keep moving steadily through it all, til we’re both overstimulated. Just grinding and we’re this explosive together? A drop of perspiration falls from his chin to mine, and he’s breathing each gasp with me. “Fuck,” I whisper. I have no voice.

He nuzzles me, and I feel him whisper, “Yeah,” across my mouth. It would be so easy to kiss him. I think I might want to. My mouth certainly wants to. 

Too late. Billy’s saying, “Aw, man, that’s uncomfortable,” after shifting his weight. 

It dawns on me that I’ve just blown my load without even touching my dick, like I’m back in middle school. “That was awesome,” I state the obvious. “But this is not. Oh god, that feels really gross, actually. I think you blew your load directly into my pubes.”

“I think I might have done.” He looks down. “Yep. We’ll soon be glued together by the short hairs, the longer it cools.”

“Great imagery, Billy. Way to kill the mood.”

“Right?” he agrees.

Suddenly I feel a little shaky. Like everything is just a little off. My balance, my brain. “I just rubbed one off on you,” I say, thoughtfully. He looks up, apprehension stealing onto that beautiful face.

“And I liked it.”

————/Billy/————

Oh thank you, Jesus. Thought he was about ready to shrink in on himself with recriminations. But no. Simon Lewis liked it.

“Yes. Good, yes. Good,” is all my poor excuse for a mouth is able to spit out. It’s the enormity of the realization I’ve just had: I quite enjoy coating Simon Lewis in come. “I liked it, too,” I add, just so there’s no confusion on that point. 

“Shower?” My voice sounds small to me. 

“Yeah. You first,” he says. 

“Ah go on.”

“Ok.” The melonfucker looks at me with an impish grin and stands. I’m transfixed, staring at his cock where it glistens against his sac and the hair there.

“My eyes are up here, sailor,” he teases. I feel teased.

“Sailor, eh? I like the sound of that. Far better than Beelee, so please call me sailor, henceforth and forever more. Every time you see me, it’ll be sailor, yeah? Ok.” I aim my most fetching smile at him. My aim is true, and he blushes a little. If he’s like me, he’s caught up picturing all those times in future he’ll be calling me sailor.

Bare as the cock is long, he leaves for the bath, and I get an eye-full of Simon Lewis’s arse. I get a slight pinching in my gut that says, ‘Hallo, mate. Ready for round two?’

I hope he’s not regretting it. I was going to end that thought with “already.” But I don’t want him regretting it at all, ever. Never.

I don’t regret it. 

And I don’t think I will.

“Hurry up in there, Lewis, it’s my turn. Then get on the bed. You’re making me wait. Delayed gratification is one thing, but I’m ready. Hope you are.”

“For what?” he calls from the shower, laughing. 

“For me.”

————/Simon/————

“What the hell , man. Did we just- Did all that actually just happen?” Billy asks, with his eyes on the road.

“Right?” I splutter. 

Oh god, it’s an uncomfortable silence. I hate those. 

“I mean,” I begin, cuz I think this is important to clarify. “It’s gonna happen again, though, right?”

“Fuck yes,” he says before I’ve even finished my sentence.

“Oh thank god,” rushes out of me. I feel like I can breathe again. And I feel like me again. Rather than evil freaked out anxiety me. I can be regular me again, and drown evil freaked out anxiety me in the Medi/Tyrrhenian sea. I hate chibi me. He sucks. And he respawns. Eventually, he always does.

“Again, like….. today?” I ask hopefully.

“Soon,” he says solemnly, nodding his head. “ Soon .” He starts tapping the arm rest. “There isn’t even anywhere to pull over!”

“That soon? I am fully onboard with that. Just saying.” Oh, hey! “Scenic overlook! Scenic overlook!”

The scenic overlook would be about big enough for two Mini Coopers. We swerve out onto the little strip of cement. 

As promised, it is overlooking scenery. But I’m not really thinking about anything other than crawling over the arm rest. 

Billy’s already breathing heavy, pawing at my ass to try and help me over, but my ass honks the horn and my knee- I’m grunting for unsexy reasons, and suddenly I think I might be stuck. And that’s when a little Vespa toodles in and pulls up right next to my window. Because of course it does.

Only in Italy #8: I tried to mount Billy in a tiny clown car. Then a tiny clown motorcycle cockblocked us. 

That is not funny. It’s truth. But what is funny is the spectacle of me trying to untangle my limbs without kneeing anyone in the nuts and without unintentional ass-honking.

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[pony-central]

Purity Sick Boyfriend Meets Demon DrugFriend

Purity Monika: Now, remember this, Purity Sick Boyfriend. Never go into Hell City. Always stay in Heaven, like a good Golden Angel.

Purity Sick BF: I promise I won't go to Hell City, Purity Monika.

Purity Monika: Good boy.

Somewhere, in the far corner of the Lust Ring in Hell City, a portal opens up, and Purity Sick Boyfriend pops out of it.

Purity Sick BF: Heh. Too pure for Hell, huh? Well, Mrs Bossy Knickers Purity Monika, *sticks his middle finger at Heaven as the portal closes* How's this for - Whoa! 😮

Hell City looks quite desolate. There is a lava-based waterfall, tonnes of skeletons on the grass, and a dark red castle looming over him. He catches a glimpse at teh sun, which is blaring hot.

Purity Sick BF: It's a bit... Dark here.

Werewolves zoom past him, spinning him around in 360° angles, as he plops onto the grass.

Purity Sick BF: *groans* I think my stomach just flipped around. Oh, no. *vomits a rainbow* Was that a werewolf -

He is interrupted by the werewolves growling at their prey.

Purity Sick BF: I'm getting away from those disturbing critters! *panicked noises*

He heads into the castle, as he bumps into a demon, who looks down at him.

Demon DrugFriend: Are you OK? OH, MY FUCKING GOD! AN ANGEL! 😟

Purity Sick BF: Holy crap! An actual demon! It's an honour to meet -

The demon started to panic. He sported a beanie, dark Crimson boots, a tank top with the number 666 on it, and blue hair. He had wings and a tail. His pupils shrunk.

Demon DrugFriend: *screams* Please don't hurt me! 😫

Purity Sick BF: Oh, no no no no no no! I'm not dangerous! I'm a good angel, honestly! Whew. Hot place you got here. I'm Purity Sick Boyfriend, the Golden Angel of Heaven. And you are?

Demon DrugFriend: Uh, Demon DrugFriend.

They both shake hands.

Purity Sick BF: So, how's Hell been treating you?

Demon DrugFriend: It's been shit, but it's OK.

Purity Sick BF: Uh, watch your language, please. I don't like swear words.

Demon DrugFriend: Oh. Is it a sin of some sort? 🤨

Purity Sick BF: Well, yeah. I'm Purity Sick Boyfriend, by the way. *blushes a bit*

Demon DrugFriend: Is your face turning pink?

Purity Sick BF: Oh. Oh, my. So it is! I'm sorry. I've never seen a real-life demon before.

Demon DrugFriend: *gets close to him* Oh, really? What's Heaven like?

Purity Sick BF: TBH, I hate it there. I'd rather stay somewhere else for a change. I've been in Heaven for as long as I can remember, and - Oh! 😳

Purity Sick Boyfriend felt Demon DrugFriend's hand touching his hip.

Demon DrugFriend: I'm next in line to become the Prince of the Lust Ring in Hell City. I can do with a little... *caresses Purity Sick BF's face* Make-out session. *smiles*

Purity Sick BF: But... Angels can't make out with demons. It's against the rules.

Demon DrugFriend: Do I look like I give a fuck? 🤨

Purity Sick BF: Well... Maybe just one kiss.

Demon DrugFriend: Good angel.

Demon DrugFriend leans closer to PSBF, and gives him a 30 second kiss on the lips. Purity Sick Boyfriend was blushing like crazy. He slowly closed his eyes, and the two boys started making out with each other. The kissing went on for two minutes.

Purity Sick BF: Holy... Oh, my goodness. That... Felt -

Demon DrugFriend: Incredible? I know. I've never had feelings for anyone of your pure level.

Purity Sick BF: I wanna kiss again!

Demon DrugFriend: Oh! OK then. 😊

More kissing, as DDF carries PSBF upstairs in his arms.

Purity Sick BF: Wait, where are we going? 🤨

Demon DrugFriend: My bedroom. Lovemaking time.

Purity Sick BF: But, intercourse with a demon is a sin.

Demon DrugFriend: I don't care about no damn rules. I'll go easy on ya. I promise. 😊

Purity Sick BF: OK, but be gentle down there. I don't have a thing like you.

Demon DrugFriend: Noted.

Demon DrugFriend closes the door, as they both kiss again and leap onto the bed, making out. Demon DrugFriend started to undress Purity Sick Boyfriend, starting with his shirt.

Purity Sick BF: Are you sure you know what you're doing? 🤨

Demon DrugFriend: Oh, ha ha! Trust me, Purity Sick Boyfriend. I know exactly what I'm doing. Now, take off your pants.

Purity Sick BF: I'm not so sure about -

But, before he can finish his sentence, Demon DrugFriend closes the door. The sounds of love can be heard from the room.

Four hours later...

Demon DrugFriend is seen in bed, with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Purity Sick Boyfriend sighs.

Purity Sick BF: Ahhhhhhhhh... Demon DrugFriend. That felt so good. Ahh! 😌

Demon DrugFriend: I know it did, my sweet prince.

Purity Sick BF: *sits up* Wait... Did I just sin?!

Demon DrugFriend: Haha! You sure did! 😁

Purity Sick BF: Holy crap! Purity Monika's gonna be upset with me! 😫

Demon DrugFriend: Why would she be upset? 🤨

Purity Sick BF: She said that I wasn't meant to go to Hell! I'm so dead! 😫

Demon DrugFriend: Why did you come here anyway?

Purity Sick BF: I was just curious to see what Hell City was about! I'm gonna be in so much trouble! DAMN IT! 😭

Demon DrugFriend: *holds his hand* She won't have to know about this. *gives him a kiss* Won't she?

Purity Sick BF: *cries* I... I guess so. That intercourse DID feel good, though.

Demon DrugFriend: Yeah. I didn't know that you could moan that loud.

Purity Sick BF: *blushing and giggling shyly* Oh, stop! 🤭

Demon DrugFriend: So... Wanna go for Round 2?

Purity Sick BF: Oh, yes! Please! 😁

They both kiss again.

And that's how they met.

@princesshillaryellaworld25

[daphnebowen]

more season four episode one things

okay guys because I’m obsessed I’m rewatching season four this time actually recording things because last time I just did what I could remember. That was also from a while ago (when i originally wrote it) some stuff might be the same but do I care? No. I was gonna jump right to episode three but then I thought “am I really gonna miss ‘maybe this time’ and ‘puppy love’ for this? No.” So yeah. Here we go! FYI, most of these just might be quotes because I’m basically brain dead right now.

THE RINA CUEEEEEE and ginas proud little smile

I absolutely love Ryan’s sparkly suit

Monique, Corbin, kaycee, and Lucas sound soooo good!!! Lucas especially he is really belting

“they have been silent in the group chat” 💀 gets me every time

ms Darbus sounds the exact. same.

EW. EW. MACK IS - UGH 😑

Richard is screaming. I mean, I get it, I would too if my girlfriend was kissing someone else, but chill dude

“no boys?” Girl. Gina’s super smart. She can handle a boyfriend and worry about her future. I hate her so much.

mike 💀 RICKY PAY ATTENTION - I hope those clothes were clean~

AWWW HE HAS GINA IN A PHOTO ON HIS DESK <3

”be safe” is crazy 💀

”don’t… try not to mess that up.”

”that would have been thoughtful” he’s not slacking in the boyfriend department at all

”just kept us for us” is sooooo freakingggg sweeeeeetttt “as long as we’re an us” AHHH FIND ME A MAN LIKE RICHARD BOWEN

gina: shushing Ricky. Ricky: proceeds to make more noise on his way out of the window 🤦🏼‍♀️ what is wrong with him

kourtney and Carlos are slaying

”we need to sign him up and get him educated” girl same

Ashlyn is so lost lmao

miss Jenn gets their attention so flawlessly my teachers could never

I wanna see Richard bowen’s senior prank… 😃

theyre so disappointed about doing hsm again lmao “high school musicale?!”

the east high leopards mascot is actually so disturbing

”mentally I’m not here” lmao sameeee!

”the whole gang” mins Troy Gabriella and Sharpay as per the first five minutes of the show right?

coach literally spit while saying “America’s favorite couple”

woke. I can’t.

bart Johnson is so hyped

”if it’s Mack somebody stop me before I flirt with him” “Carlos!” “Yeah, Carlos!” Ricky is so jealous omg

”Mr bluh?”

miss Jenn looks like she’s about to pass out when Monique and Lucas walk in 😭

JESSICA IS CRAZY

poor Ricky I just want him to be happy

“if Alcatraz and 7-11 had a baby” Quinn 💀

they’re dead. The farm is heaven. Why did he say that so bluntly???? The way Gina’s face fell was so sad too

”I bet he sheds a lot” PLEASE

can I just say I think Ricky is way better looking and just way better than Mack??? Like this boy has nothing to worry about.

Kourtney turned British there for a moment lmao

gina cannot improvise holy crap

“opposites do attract” THE LOVE IN HIS EYES I CANT

HOMECOMING I CANT THEY ACTUALLY LOOK THE SAME

the fact that they made Ricky’s hair darker for the Valentine’s Day part is actually crazy

“wow” part 1

Raisenets are nasty

i wanna see kourtneys instagram like I bet it’s so cute

why the freak does Dani want to know about Ricky like hop off he’s in a very serious relationship

”WISH WE WERE CUDDLING” omg WHAT (tho tbh… that would be sooo cute. I want a spin-off of just rina. No one else. Just rina one shots irl)

[i23kazu]

5WIRL IN THE HOUSE (curtain’s up in five.)

warnings – none !! characters – venti, aether, xiao, kazuha, heizou x manager!reader genre – romantic fluff. a/n – congrats! you're 5wirl's manager... *sweats nervously* | please reblog!! it rly helps a starter blog like me ><

[venti.]

vocalist!!!!!!! main vocals fr. also the leader but we all know xiao/kazu/aether take over sometimes

the one member of the group who always drags you out for ice cream, bubble tea, and stuff

he likes to have impromptu singing sessions on the bus and would definitely break out into song and dance at any given point in time

#musicaltheatremajorthings

also likes to give you random headpats as he gets onstage/offstage while you're in the wings

he enjoys cuddles okay. okay

once the two of you get together he wants the whole world to know that you're his!

cue the hugs in public or kissing you on the cheek and stuff <3

WOULD DEFINITELY DEDICATE SONGS TO YOU!!!

"this one's for my (y/n)! i love youuuuu!"

[aether.]

backing vocals, plays the guitar!! the absolute dreamboat <3

he's the one always trying to calm venti and xiao from getting at each other's throats

well, its actually xiao at venti's throat because venti was pestering him about lyrics or something

but thats beside the point. anyways aether

I LOVE HIM he's definitely my bias

aether loves to have late night jam sessions next to a campfire and the rest of the boys are making marshmallows or are talking and its quiet and he's getting sleepy

also you're sitting next to him as he strums on his guitar

THIS IS SO SOFT I AM IN LOVE

and you start leaning your head against his shoulder

bro i am so soft rn. so so so soft

[k. kazuha | 楓原万葉]

oh boy here we go here we go!!!!! the most specialest boy EVER!!!!

kazuha is definitely on vocals, arrangements and is the lyricist for the band

he's just genuinely really good at instruments and often enlists the help of venti for the music

kazuha definitely would write songs for you. no doubt at all omlgfsdhjtasdghjk

he enjoys yelling out "this song is for (y/n)!" before concerts

kazu and venti same frfr

you start to notice that the lyrics seem familiar and its like you know someone who has done all these things before

congrats its you you absolute dumbo /lh

loves cuddling in his trailer (idk he probs has a trailer or something) before concerts/interviews

also he always wants you to brush his hair for him

"it's just different when (y/n) does it"

[xiao. | 魈]

oh boy oh boy (insert that one textpost about blowing up something if no one cheers for him)

xiao is the visual!!!! main visual!!!! because he's a pretty boy

being the visual means that he gets a lot of attention from his fans and stuff but to be very honest

the only person he wants to get attention from is you :) <3

wil 100% lean his head into the crook of your neck or something when no one is looking

secret cuddles in an empty closet? hell flippin yeah my bros

xiao is the absolute package i will not be taking any criticism!!! /lh

xiao can be a lil grumpy so during shoots when they need him to smile they just drag you over to the production site and watch his face naturally light up

CUDDLES WITH XIAO I STAND MY AGENDA

also likes you to brush his hair for him after concerts

[s. heizou | 鹿野院平蔵]

THIS MAAAAAAAAN

the main dancer and also provides drums sometimes!!!!!

sleeveless heizou holy crap

he loves to surprise you with kisses especially when you're tired :")

also definitely enjoys hugging you from the back

but on the other hand he and venti like to team up to prank the other members of the band and you often have to step in

to keep xiao from mauling them

but he loves them so its okay <3

i think he'd be one of the members to always show his appreciation for you (alongside venti and aether) so its always really cute because you see small presents as your table or desk

loves to kiss you on the cheek before performances start!!!

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[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Being Saeko Tanaka's Girlfriend

Saeko Tanaka x fem! Reader

Warnings: slight Swearing

A/N: This is a request from Gen Z anon!

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Saeko, the savior of Karsuno first years🙌🏻

Please the fact that she just pulls up for these boys

Perfection 🥰

We love her so much

And you know who she loves?

Why you our sweet YN 😍

You are literally the complete opposite of Saeko

You are soft, kind, sweet, simply freaking ADOREABLE

When you first started dating Saeko, it was an adventure 😬

Everyone wondered how you two made it work

But you somehow did 🤷‍♀️

Probably because you were the calm and Saeko was the one who handled the badassery of your ship

When you first came over to meet her parents and Ryunosuke

Let's just say, it was nothing like you've ever experienced in your entire life

Hear me out 🤚🏻

You pull up, walk up the walkway and that's when you hear it

A loud crash and a BANG

immediate panic 😱

You forgo the customary introductions for literally running through the front door of the Tanaka household and straight to the kitchen

There stands Ryu, holding a pot and pan and staring at you

🎶 when he looks at me, and I look at him and he looks at me and I LOOK AT HIMMMM 🎶

"Are you ok???"- you scream loudly

Ryu 👉🏻👁👄👁 ummm yes...

Please who is this hotty and like why did you just run into his home

You put your hand over your chest as you struggle to catch your breath

"Oh YN hey babe- wait did you ring the doorbell?"- Saeko says coming up from behind

"I- I heard a loud crash and I was afraid someone was hurt"- you say

Ryu looks back and forth between you and his sister

"Nah that was just Ryu trying to cook"- Saeko says waving her hand as she goes in for a sweet kiss

Tanaka 👉🏻😳 this is YN???

"Oh Ryu, this is my girlfriend YN. YN my brother Ryu!"

You smile and go to shake Ryu's hand

"It's so nice to meet you. I'm sorry for frightening you"- you

Ryu 👉🏻👁👄👁 you didn't frighten me

"Ryu stop gawking at my girlfriend! And clean up this mess! Come on YN"- Saeko says pulling you towards her room

After that, you and Ryu became fast friends

In fact, you had asked if it would be ok to attend a game with Saeko

Ryu was so excited you were going to come

Please the bby needs all the support yn 🥺

You show up and see Ryu and the team getting ready for their match

"Hey Ryu!"- you shout, waving and running towards Tanaka

The guys all look up and stop ✋🏻

Because holy crap 😳

Literally them 👉🏻🥵🥵🥵

"YN hey you came!! Where's Saeko?"- he says looking around you

"She's parking. I'm just heading up to the bleachers to save us a spot! Just wanted to wish you and the team good luck"- you say smiling

"Thanks YN!"- Ryu says

"Good luck guys!"- you say to the team as you smile and wave 👋🏻

Karasuno 👉🏻👁👄👁 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

Before the team can even say anything, Ukai comes and tells them it's time to get ready

Literally the entire match, these boys all play at the top of their game

You are standing up their watching

Who are you? They have zero clue but the fact that YOU are watching THEM??

Oh boy, it's all over

After the game, you and Saeko come to congratulate the boys 🥳

"You guys were amazing! That game was so awesome!"- you shout

"Hey thanks YN!"- Ryu says

Please Noya and Hinata can not

"YN you are so pretty!"- Noya and Hinata 😍

Them 👇🏻

"Awe thank you so much cuties"- you 🥰

"MARRY ME YN"- Noya blurts out

Please, we all know it's a reasonable request 😅

"Did you just propose to my girlfriend"- Saeko days, crossing her arms

You 👉🏻😅

Ryu👉🏻 oop 👀

"Your girl-GIRLFRIEND"- Noya says, stunned 😲

"Yes Yuu, MY girlfriend"- Saeko 😑

"Babe chill- they don't know I'm dating you"- you trying to defuse

Saeko 👉🏻mhmm 😠

I think it's time we make an exit YN 😅

"Well" you say clapping your hands together 👏🏻 "it looks like it's time we leave! See you guys at the finals tomorrow"- you say pushing Saeko towards the door

Saeko @ Noya 👇🏻

Please YN gain control

"I didn't like the way he was looking at you YN"- Saeko

You 👉🏻 😐 he's a child!

"You know I only love you babe"- you say hugging your girlfriend

"I love you too"- she says sweetly 🥰

[unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin]

Can we get more single mom! Reader x messiah! Rollins? Because holy crap was that funny.

It’s…. Mac n cheese

(Seth x Single mom!Reader)

Summary: With a last minute work trip, Seth offers to step up

An: I really like the idea of Seth and a single Mom reader, so I may make this a normal thing. Not in the way that it has a real plot, but you guys are welcome to send more request for these two together

Taglist: @fiskers7136 @peachmango-kombucha @kcloveswrestling @bellalutionn @xkennyxomegax @tummyyellin @cuzimacomedian @auburnwrites @damnnhausen @thesusbunny @blaquekitty @writtingrose

Seth adjusted his hat while standing at the door of your apartment. You had called him practically crying the night before because you had to go to a dinner meeting and James’s dad couldn’t watch him. And Seth offered to watch him, which he was currently regretting. It wasn’t that he didn’t like the little boy, but he didn’t know him much and Seth was sure the boy wasn’t excited to hang out with his mom’s boyfriend.

His attention was pulled to the door when it was pulled open by a short curly hair.

“Hey.. James. Is your mom here?”

“James! What did I tell you about answering the door!” You came into view, still trying to put an earring in. You pulled James back a bit, and smiled up at Seth. “Come in.”

Seth walked in, watching as you spoke to James before letting him run off. You were wearing a dark red dress that hugged all of your curves perfectly, and he definitely wished you were going to dinner with him and not your boss.

“Thank you so much for doing this. I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t an emergency,” you said while giving Seth your attention.

“Don’t worry about it, although I definitely wish I was getting to see you in that dress all night.” Seth pulled you to his chest, laying a kiss on your lips.

“Well, next weekend I’m all yours.” You promised, giving Seth a small kiss on his nose. You pulled away and grabbed your purse while sticking your head into the living room. “I have to leave now James, please be good for Seth.”

“Bye.” The boy waved before going back to his game. You turned back to look at Seth.

“Have fun, I’ll see you later,” and with that you left.

Seth walked into the living room, it had a few toys spread around the room and James was on the couch with a controller in his hands.

“What are you playing?” Seth asked, sitting on the edge of the couch next to the boy.

“Minecraft.” He mumbled, not looking at Seth.

The two of them sat in silence, just watching the tv. Seth didn’t know what he was supposed to do, he didn’t want to push James to much.

“What do you like to do for fun?”

“I don’t know,” he mumbled. Seth sighed in his head, figuring that was it. “I like to cook.”

“Really?” Seth was surprised, but happy to receive an answer. “What do you like about it?”

“I don’t know. Mom looks up lots of recipes for us to try together. I like making food from Asia.” He explained, still not looking away from the tv.

“Well, you’ll have to have me over one night to try your food. I bet it’s delicious.”

When the words left his mouth James turned to look at him. His eyes were wide, like he wasn’t expecting that.

“Really?”

“Of course. Why wouldn’t I?

“Dad never try’s my food.” Seth shifted in his seat a bit. He hadn’t heard much about your ex, but what he had wasn’t great.

“He always says if he wants food he can just buy it. And that it’s weird that I like to cook.” James looked down at his lap, and Seth smiled softly.

“Well, I don’t think it’s weird. There’s no better skill then knowing how to cook.”

“Really?”

Seth nodded, his smile growing when James went back to his game.

“Speaking of food, I should go make you dinner.” Seth stood up, leaving James in the living room.

Before you had left you had made what he assumed was a casserole. All he had to do was put it in the oven. While the food cooked he also pulled out some fruit and cut it up, setting it on the small table in the kitchen. He got two plates out, along with silverware and glasses of water. When the oven beeped get pulled the pan out and set it on a hot plat in the middle of the table. He grabbed a serving spoon and set it down.

“James!” He called out, hearing the footsteps of the little boy running into the kitchen. “Hey!” Seth had to stick his arm out to make sure the boy didn’t hit the wall. “Make sure you walk little man.”

James sat down while Seth survey the noddles, meat, and cheese mixture for the both of them. While they ate, Seth was able to get James talking. He learned about how much he loves to read, how he watches baseball with his dad, and how he loves the movie Jurassic park.

“Do you know Christian?” Seth frowned at the question.

“Elaborate.”

“Christian Cage, from TNA?”

“I’m surprised someone your age would have watched TNA but ya. I’ve met him.”

“Is he nice?!” The boys eyes looked like they were going to pop from how big they were.

“He’s nice. You know… I used to collect wrestling tapes. I bet I have some old one of him I could bring over.” Seth offered, taking a bit of his food.

“Really!?”

“Sure. Not like I’m doing much with them.” Seth chuckled, watching as James finished his food.

“Why don’t you wrestle very much?”

“You mean why am I not on tv right now? I was hurt, so they have to make sure I’m fully better. That’s how I met your mom.” Seth explained.

“She’s sad when you don’t come see her.” He said, staving a peace of pineapple on his plate. “So I’m glade you aren’t all better.”

Seth chuckled at the boys wording, knowing what he meant. “Me too. Now, let’s get this picked up.” Seth and James started to pick everything up. James putting the dishes in the sink while Seth picked up the food. “Oh, James?”

“Ya?”

“What is this that your mom made?” He held up the pan, but James just made a weird face.

“It’s… mac n cheese with bits of ham?”

———————

It was almost midnight when you got home, pulling your shoes off as soon as you got into the door. Your were slightly tipsy from the wine you and your boss had drank to celebrate getting the deal to open another gym across town. You walked quietly to the living room, seeing the light on the tv. Some reality show was playing, and Seth was on the couch. And next to him was James, passed out with his head in Seth’s lap.

“Hey,” Seth greeted when he saw you. You climbed to sit in the side your son wasn’t on, leaning your head in his shoulder.

“High yourself.”

“How was the meeting?”

“Good, but how did tonight go?” You had felt bad leaving James with Seth, and you really hoped they had gotten along.

“Amazing.”

“Really?” You asked, looking up at him.

“Really. Although I don’t think I can move.” He looked between you and James.

“Oh well, I guess you’ll have to stay here.” You yawned, your eyes already slipping clothes.

“If I have to.” Seth placed a kiss on your forehead before the two of you started to doze off.