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reasoning

jason: SOMETIMES he's little shirt big pants, but he always wears a big jacket so it makes him big shirt big pants

bruce: Gotta hide all that scar tissue somewhere

tim: tiny pant. easy mobility for whatever he may need (lean over off of his desk to pick up something he dropped after a 72 hour session (yes he does end up falling asleep in that position)) but shirt... big shirt... comfy shirt...

stephanie: i don't actually know why she's here but she just FEELS like she's got those bellbottoms on LOCK

dick: sometimes he likes a little look but i feel like he definitely wears discosuit-esque, flowy pants just to make his family angry, and I feel like he also likes the drama.

damian: big things too inconvenient (secretly he just likes clothes that are tighter because it's comforting)

these are my thoughts

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Forget avatar elements the real question is which core four members go where

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BROTHER OH MY GOD

The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

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The reason why 'Good Parent Bruce Wayne' is so popular amongst fans, is because he has potential to be a good father. Making him a bad parent is contradictory and an injustice towards his character as both Bruce Wayne and Batman. In this essay, I will

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i found the book i wrote when i was in 6th grade. i think it was trying to be fantasy (?)

warning, this is some bottom of the barrel writing. but luckily you don't have to read the actual text. maybe if this gets enough notes i'll do the "Second" book that I wrote that continues the story. but I don't know.

here's the plot:

a girl named stephanie (i can't find her last name but i have a feeling it was bailey) is going to lady school™ and reminiscing on when this old lady used to tell her fairy tales

and then there's a boulder that absolutely WRECKS her building so she gets the old lady (who's still alive?) and the kids in the back ( i guess some of the ladies were already mothers?) and takes them to a safe location while her town gets absolutely destroyed.

she runs into this chick named Annalise (i swear i was bi before i knew it these two were definitely lesbians for each other but i have stephanie a boyfriend) and then the girl is like "your aura.... come with me"

and so the story goes that there are three branches, life/plants, ocean, and ice. why? i don't know. why aren't ice and ocean the same thing? i don't know. why isn't there fire or rock? i don't know. why is the first one only plants? no idea.

but apparently some bad guys are at it again or whatever so Annalise and Stephanie run into the forest and stephanie rips off half of her dress because she wears jeans under it because she doesn't like dresses. i never use the phrase "not like other girls" though so i'm proud of myself.

so then they set out for "Tehen", which means "happy" in the elf language that is never named or brought up again other than our third character's name: Kinnteir (Kin-tear) (I don't know if it's tear as in tear in clothing or tear of an eye, only 6th grade me does).

But they all bond for a while and there's this red dust that paralyzes Annalise but apparently the old lady and children from the beginning survive and stephanie goes to them for help because the old woman is like my ultimate plot saver in this book. This lasts two paragraphs.

they find the ice branch, which I distinctly remember used to be two characters but then I got tired of trying to juggle them so I rewrote them to just be one character so i bet that Elle's gonna be a delight.

Then they get attacked by giants(?) and like they get wiped? Stephanie passes out. Typical.

Wolves attack that night for GOD KNOWS WHY.

They meet a monster I don't remember the name of that makes them fall asleep, we get some poorly written angst and then Stephanie starts getting premonition visions (which is what Annalise was so concerned about).

She sees them fighting a big shadowy bad guy and watching someone kill Kinnteir

Elle then goes all spooky and evil. i mean look at how tense this scene is:

" I see a cloaked person fighting with him, he didn’t look like anything I’d seen. I join him. 'What are you?' 'One of you' she says as she pulls out the ice staff and freezes my feet in place on the dirt. 'Elle?' 'Correct.' My heart breaks."

Chills.

Then Anna goes hunting, I guess we're supposed to find more tension with Kinnteir and Steph but nothing really happens? Steph has another vision and they go try and help the already injured Anna.

Just found the name of the sleepy monster. "ShiinSlump". I kid you not. Shiinslump. Who names these things. Me, apparently.

But some true love's kiss stuff happens and then they're all fine again

Stephanie has a vision that Anna becomes one of the cloak monsters. Spooky. The premonition, action, and crying all takes up about one and a half paragraphs.

Wow you can tell I have ADHD.

Then Kinnteir just drops this TRUTH BOMB:

"Hey, I was doing research, it turns out the fourth one is a mystic powerful person that comes around every 5,000 years."

So yeah, Stephanie has mystic ancient powers. Guess she isn't like other girls after all.

After Kinntier and Stephanie meet the newly evil Anna, they go to a hospital and get Stephanie treated I guess

Then I randomly introduced the fact that Anna can produce sedatives that spray out of her flowers like the Joker but okay go off.

The book ends with the vision from the beginning happening, and then ELLE DIES

JUST STRAIGHT UP... DEAD. STRANGLED BY ANNALISE

wow.

so that was fun, right?

if you got down here i think that your determination far exceeds anything i've ever felt. good job.

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You know what we're doing if the Bats were to Crochet you know what why not-

Alfred taught everyone but Damian. I don't know why but he feels like he'd make mittens.

Bruce doesn't crochet very often anymore (never ending battle or whatever), but he used to just kind of crochet blankets or fabrics. He didn't make clothes, though.

Dick loves amigurumi. He would marry it, even if amigurumi doesn't have red hair. He sees one of those woobles kits and goes FERAL. EVERYONE gets plushies. Plushies of them, plushies of their hero identity, plushies of animals, plushies of anything. Kori and Wally's rooms are lined with them.

Jason crochets under very specific conditions. He has to a) have enough time on his schedule to complete something b) be alone and c) be watching a soap opera. (He finds them very relatable) He tries to give his finished product away to kids in need.

I think that most of the family is CONVINCED Tim has never finished a project. And to be fair, he's only finished like... five. One was a plushie that was instantly given to Stephanie because she saw it was purple. And then the rest are kind of floating around between safehouses, apartments, and whatnot, but usually Bernard has them.

Damian learned on his own, thank you very much. I feel like he could have knitted before, but when he saw that everyone else in his family crochets, he knew he wasn't going to be left out. However, he also didn't want anyone to know that he didn't know how before... He considered meeting Alfred in a secret location to learn, however, he decided it was too risky considering the fact that Alfred has to take care of his family when they screw up, so he learned from YouTube. Nobody ever saw him practicing, or at least, they didn't find the bodies.

I like to imagine Stephanie likes amigurumi, but she's actually never finished a project so she just steals everyone else's. But she doesn't tell them.

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the panda redd's patented cyclops "punch beams"

"will solace should wield a gun" true. i second that. he may be shit at archery but his shooting aim with a rifle should be peak. but you know what would be more fun?

him fucking light punching people. he punches people with a beam of light.

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you just know someone fell off a building on patrol two hours ago

talking shit 7000 feet above sea level

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this is why gofundme was created

In another universe, Sam Reich is part of Batman's rogues' gallery.

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Hot Takes! Though they're about Juice... So... Cold Takes? Nobody likes warm Juice...

masterlist

apple-pineapple apple juice

Grapurple

(not to say that dick is incompetent but i do have a headcanon that he spills his drinks all of the time)

bean juice. chug chug.

IM SO SORRY THE LAST IMAGE REPEATED :SKULL: IM SO SORRY

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they call me byecurious yhe way im always a little interested in leaving👋

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but... but i used the word "the" too many times... the word police are coming...

writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.

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TUCK HIM IN

RIGHT NOW

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i like the idea of "batcan"s being like those anti-bullying boxes in a school where you put in something like "bro ivy keeps stealing my herbs" and the batfam takes care of it

Batblob in batcan

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this begins the trend of the office believing clark hates superman. i mean, they're never in the same room, clark goes away when superman shows up, for god's sake!

and so obviously, he gets the superman articles, because people like to play little practical jokey-jokes

and clark has to pretend to hate himself, and it's kind of funny.

One very slow news day when they're all bored as hell at work Lois is like. Okay. Fuck marry kill The Big Three. And Clark replies "oh easy fuck batman marry wonder woman kill Superman" and the entire office gets so mad at him like you KILL Superman our collective BEST FRIEND Superman????!?!?!?

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Hiiii I have a question guys

I really want to not be racist or sexist (you know, who does want to be racist or sexist but that's besides the point) but I have an issue:

I own one comic with Cassandra Cain and Stephanie Brown in it (if you don't count Wayne Family Adventures, and it's the DC Pride for 2023 since they showed up in Red Robin's story.) and I have none with Duke Thomas in them (again, minus WFA). And maybe it's just due to lack of material, but I don't find writing things for them interesting at this point in time other than Stephanie (sometimes though, sometimes i hate her (idk why she's just girlbossing))

I saw a post today about just using Tim, Dick, Jason, and Damian in posts and it kind of made me reflect, but I also know myself, and know that I tend to think the worst before I think the better.

So I want to know:

I understand that being white comes with a lot of privileges, and I want to make sure that I am trying to better myself and overcome those.

Also, please send me good comics or other resources to find out more about these characters! I do want to see if it's just my lack of knowledge which makes them disinteresting to me.

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getting a lot of gay posts on here lately but im demigenderflux and biromantic (sexuality unknown :eyes:)

Reblog if you're LGBTQIA+ (Yes Trans people and people on the ace/aro spectrum are also valid, shut up)

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bro tumblr really comin in clutch today i got told that i'll never have a good relationship because i don't like sex and immediately i get a bunch of asexuality positivity posts