I watched Teen Titans: The Judas Contract (2017) because The Batman (2022) was too long.
7/10
spoilers, obviously.
here are my live thoughts:
I THINK ITS A DICKORY MOVIE AND IF IT IS I WILL BE SO HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Kory kissed him to learn English- I'm laughing so hard right now this is hilarious.
if i had watched this movie in 2020 i would have realized i was bi a lot sooner
The coloration of the "Five Years Ago" and "Now" text is messing with my designer heart rn
it's the red nightwing outfit!!!!!! i havent got to see that much. i much prefer the blue bc there's already like seven red batfam members but like i do think it looks stylish because its dick and dick pulls off everything
"Nightwing." "Nightwing." "Dick..!"
"oh, yeah?"
OH THEY'RE SO CUTEEEEEEEE
"they're different..." trails off. "like kory will tell you."
"noo, you go aheaddd..."
"I've been studying them for years--"
I ALREADY LOVE THEM
"robin stop complimenting the bad guys"
no they did not just got there (at 9:40)
damian is just such a brat i love him
kicking my feet, squealing, giggling, throwing up
BECAUSE SHE HAS HIS NINE AND HE HAS HER SIX--
i took a fifteen minute break to do the math on how old dick and kory are and got 36?!??!?!?!
garfield has no rizz
i just got like... punched in the gut seven times???
"i just miss my son"
it's the fact that damian is like "i approve of your gf" and nightwing's like "okay???"
"You don't have to move a mountain to help people, Terra." - Probably the theme of this movie
i was not ready for the sexual jokes
oh no raven is on the groundddd
how stupid is damain?!?!??!?!?!?!! especially after the part that slade says about lazarus pits?! he has to know that there is no way he can feasibly win this! and terra isn't helping! which means that terra is probably working with slade!!!
GUESS WHO CALLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!
oh god this slade and terra stuff is no good
please tell me that we were not about to get a dick and kory makeout scene
oh thank god for damian
oh my god imagine going into your surpise party thinking people are about to kill you :skull:
ugh i dont like this garfield selfie timeskip whatever
and hasn't anyone noticed robin isn't here???
im doing os much calculations rn for no reason at all
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW STARFIRE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAYYYYYYYYYY THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND THEY JUST WANT THE BEST FOR EACH OTHER I LOVE THEM
aw. beastboy being supportive
"Do you know why I'm an orphan?"
"uhhh... your parents died?"
nooo terra and beast boy kissed absolutely not they are not for each other terra doesn't need any relationships periodddd
aww but bb is really cute after so ig it makes it a lil better
slade shut up this is supposed to be a nice moment
i will never get over dick calling kory babe its too precious i love them so much
i dont trust that gift. i dont trust that.
they're making their moveeeeee- they're taking all the titansss oh noooo
i think that leaves nightwing as the last survivor which is really nerve wracking because i love dick grayson so much??
gar youre so stupid
oh no kory i love you kory please be okayyy
dick just got shot in the chest oh my god, oh my god. screaming crying hyperventilating oh my god oh my god oh my god.
oh i shouldve known he'd be just fine htis is why i love him hes so dependable
OH MY GOD HE JUST RE-SET HIS SHOULDER ON A SUPPORT BEAM HOLY MOLY
"What did you do to Robin?"
"I beat the crap out of him for being mouthy."
i have the stupidest sense of humor.
guys i love dick grayson so much and he's the only one left and mmmmm im so ready for this i love dick grayson hes my favorite
ohhh huh terra's getting betrayeeddddd (i never liked terra even though she makes sense she just gives me ickies)
eugh i hate slade he just likes to make sexual references to people that he should not be making those references to i know hes like a predator but it just doesnt make me happy
what is this machine even doing? is it draining their blood? you would need some sort of needle or something? ik that brother blood said something about life? is it draining their life force like some kind of dark crystal jim henson type stuff? what's going on with it? their powers? like... if they wanted nightwing then they weren't going for powers, and they did regular humans first anyway? i dont understand.
woah its the titans against a villian with similar powers!!!!!!!! /j
i like this first pairing of kori and jaime and gar and raven against brother blood and damian and dick against slade bc it feels really personal and also fair.
terra was obivously going to save them all there was no doubt in my mind.
and then teamwork and then they win because of course they do
woah she just shot him like three times that was excessive
oh noooo terraaaaa ( im not sad )
DAMIAN GOT A PUPPY EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS RIGHT WEONFOIEWFOIBEWOINFOWNEONFEW
"Terra Markov was like a diamond, the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen."
no beast boy dont make me feel for her
i just realized that i think i called "jaime" "hime" for some godforsaken reason i swear to god my ears are stupid.
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final thoughts:
this movie was a bit much for me on sexual innuendos and references, but most of it was plot relevant. i love to see dickory so im good with that. animation was good. characters were good. had to warm up to gar but that's okay.
7/10
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As much as I liked Terra in Teen Titans, I don't think they made her turn into a villain, and her trusting Slade is realistic or even...understandable.
In Young Justice and the Teen Titans movie, you get why. You can see clearly that she's been groomed, and Slade playing with her bad experiences and the betrayal she went through with her previous family.
In Teen Titans, Terra gets angry at Beast Boy because she thinks he betrayed her trust by telling the others she hasn't gotten good control of her powers when to them it's pretty obvious anyway...and for some reason, she's insecure about it. The narrative tells us if the reason is that she hurt people. With Raven, it's clear she focuses a lot on meditation because she's afraid of losing control and hurting people. In one scene, we see Raven almost lose control of a villain. We never see that with Terra in Teen Titans. We don't even see why she's always traveling or whether or not she's running. It seems she is...but we don't know why.
Terra is...her personality is great. She's likable enough...but she has no substance. She's shallow and vapid and frankly, I am not sympathetic to what happened to her much because everything really is her fault. She's just frankly no offense to any Terra fans, stupid. Like how dare she act like a victim to the Teen Titans when all they've done is welcome her, accept her, and tried to be her friend. They helped her out and she stabbed them in the back and for what? Because they were angry she betrayed them? And why did she betray them...all because of an impression she got that Beast Boy told her...pfft ugh
In Teen Titans: Judas Contract, at least it's clear Terra's motivations are based on grooming she went through before even meeting the Teen Titans, and we see the conflict in her in betraying them...which she ultimately does because of her fucked up attachment with Slade.
In Young Justice, they also do a good job showing Terra as a character whose abused and manipulated. She is trafficked for her meta gene and is gaslighted and abused into thinking that her kidnappers are her saviors (well I don't think she knows that Deathstroke is part of the meta-trafficking). What Young Justice fails with, is showing her as a villain and showing that conflict, as well as Judas Contract, does...so in the end, for me, her character was just a disappointment
Never mind the fact that they skipped over her relationship with Beast Boy which I think is very important as in almost most media (IDK about the comics) he plays a big part in her turning back to being good.
I guess that's what saves Terra in Teen Titans. It's her relationship with Beast Boy. Seeing their dynamic and through Beast Boy, we get a bit of what kind of person Terra is (though I heard in the comics it was all a lie?). I guess that's what's great about Beast Boy, he's a great character to play off and help the audience understand others because of his open nature. It's why he and Raven have such a great dynamic because Raven is generally closed off and mysterious but with Beast Boy, she's hilarious and we see this great dry humor she has haha. I think Beast Boy helped a lot with making Raven popular with the audience.
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DC Universe: In Order!
Have you ever watched an animated Constatine? He is way cooler in animation and comic books...Anyways. I stumbled upon that movie first with my partner, and he told me that there is an order to the DC Universe and this movie was like way on the bottom of the list. We decided to watch it in order, but the order is not self explanatory.
This is for your reference (and source): https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/dc-animated-movies-in-order/
Order Up:
1) Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox (2013)
We know these characters all have their own stories, but this is the point that they come together into their own grouping in this universe. This movie resets all the rules you think you know.
2) Justice League: War (2014)
This is an important point they get back to later in the storyline. It helps to bring and keep these guys together.
3) Son of Batman (2014)
This gets more into Batman’s story, but remember everything connects and leads to other things.
4) Justice League: Throne of Atlantis (2015)
This is a call to action from the team that shows the underwater world but also adds to the team.
5) Batman vs Robin (2015)
This explores the conflict that creates the super hero icons true selves, but we all have daddy issues.
6) Batman: Bad Blood (2016)
This is pretty neat for seeing how big the Bat Family actually gets.
7) Justice League vs. Teen Titans (2016)
This introduces the Teen Titans into universe and helps to (eventually) establish a younger and older set of heroes.
8) Justice League: Dark (2017)
This is where you get more in the mix, Constatine’s group is pretty cool and works well with a group of supers.
9) Teen Titans: The Judas Contract (2017)
A fun little installment from our youthful heroes.
10) Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay (2018)
This universe is a little interesting as even vilians get to switch sides and join the party. It’s not a party until they show up...right?
11) The Death of Superman (2018)
This is a pretty iconic point in comics and animation both, it has even been said that Superman is being compared to Jesus.
12) Constantine: City of Demons (2018)
Really any of these that have Constatine are awesome.
13) Reign of the Supermen (2019)
With the death of one superman, you get many revivals. Not unlike Jesus right? Sorry not sorry.
14) Batman: Hush (2019)
Between Batman’s day job, child, night time hobby, and his new friends...its not like he needs more to do does he?
15) Wonder Woman: Bloodlines (2019)
Some people get no back story movies, some get a lot. This is Wonder Woman’s back story.
16) Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)
The year starts to catch up with us now. This name, if you watched the movies in order, is mentioned more in the beginning. Its the big bads name and his effect on earth.
17) DC Showcase: Constantine - The House of Mystery (2022)
While I do think this is in two collections, one in this set of films and two in the DC showcase collection, this picks up where no16 left off.
I loved the animation, the old school lore, the comic book origins. A proper mix of characters. No 16 was supposed to be the last but they are adding to it. Which is awesome. I personally prefer this to MCU but I wonder if this wasn’t inspired by DCU? Have you seen any of these? Did you watch them in order because of this post?
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