#just like Kevin's dick

[armed-with-a-waffle-iron]

"That was the 21st century Batman and Robin, THEY'VE BLOWN IT! Those guys were IT."

"My favourite part of [my run of Batman] is when Dick Grayson took over [as Batman], I could've written that for 10 years!" -Grant Morrison on Dick and Damian as the Dynamic Duo.

Source: Fatman on Batman

[dayurno]

i actually think drunk frat boys would kind of adopt kevin… like a little feral cat. jeremy would leave him for a few minutes and come back to him surrounded and adored like a beautiful girl, completely annoyed and begging to be saved. and then yes jeremy would take him to the bathroom to escape and they would hook up because they deserve it

the idea is insane to me because i'm imagining frat boys who are really into sports just immediately respecting kevin because he's like their messi or whatever and the entire time kevin is giving jeremy the smile that means he wants to kill himself. like the conversation is going on and they are asking him about his pro salary (it's a ridiculously big number) and wow you must workout every day right man. and kevin is sitting there SWARMED by people. his smile so painfully fake you can see this animal is actually under a lot of distress and should only be handled by an expert

i've been thinking about keremy a lot lately okay i think the dynamic is actually hilarious and sweet. jeremy is like having the time of his life dating kevin and living the best of his romcom dreams while kevin is experiencing the horrors in unknown levels. jeremy never thinks twice about his feelings for kevin and kevin spends their entire time together thinking ok TONIGHT he's going to realize i'm insane. TONIGHT i'm going to pack my bags and leave. TONIGHT no doubt.

[frogaroundandfindout]

Dick questions Kevin and goes to Theta’s house with Donna and Jesse. Roy tells Garth he’s having a hard time with dick keeping so much from them. Garth agrees but says he gets it from being taught by Bruce (titans #38)

[skautism]

oh boy time for my least favorite christmas movie ever. i haaaaaaaate a christmas story

[lovesomehate]

Context? What context??

[tinkerbelldetective]

Am watching Under the Red Hood for the first time and even though it's about Jason (who is voiced by JENSEN ACKLES!!!!), I still can't help but love and notice Dick and Bruce.

I grew up watching Batman 1966, so for the longest time, Dick was the only Robin I knew about, so Dick will always be my Robin, but this feels different. Dick and Bruce are in sync. Dick and Bruce fight so well together. It's Nightwing giving Batman a hand. It's Batman catching Nightwing, who grabs out to his father and partner with trust.

I love that. It's right there and so effortlessly done, and I'm so glad.

[quietwingsinthesky]

thinking about leviathan!charlie again. the stynes corner her and she Fucking Eats Them

[lucky-slice]

gotta make a side side blog so i can release all my illogical late night headcanons into the void

[zappedbyzabka]

Reminds me of something…

[tfshouldidohere]

long-time friendships got me out here doing the weirdest shit 🤠 i'll get back to yall once i finish reading this Shrek x Mickey Mouse fic my friend wanted me to find for him 😋

[moldy-cheese-being]

my stepdad has some repressed sexuality issues and he gets so mad whenever i talk about hilson 💀

like, the other day i said "wow they have conversations at the urinal a lil too often to not be gay for each other" and he was like "guys do that all the time!!!! they're not looking at each other's dicks its not gay!!!!!! let men be friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sir...

[strawberrywindow]

as much as i would have loved for emil and his soulmates to be a happy, loving group i also think that them suing his dumb ass for dumping them (because where the hell did they go) after frauding them out of however many thousands of dollars it took to buy that ranch is also a REALLY funny idea. that might be a case jen would be even more reluctant to take than his initial one because WOW, emil. 😑 😂

[foxgloveinspace]

Kevin walking into the room to Lora saying ‘let me handle this’ and a so he takes his shirt off all ‘yeah I’ll be handled’ and then she says ‘have you been hacking into ENCOM again?’ And he disappointedly puts his shirt back on and starts being a brat. Damn he though he was about to get fucked. Alan and Lora needed to tap that.

Edit: uhhh why did my phone make all those words so wrong?? I fixed them but what??

[danascullly]

spn season 7 is worthwhile for the dick jokes alone

[livvyofthelake]

i’ve seen enough rug cleaning videos to know what i’m talking about so i can say this knowledgeably. at what point is it like. not worth it. at what point are you just wasting water and your time and my time. at what point do you accept that the rug is never going to be completely clean. i hate it when they pull out like. a shower rug that’s just plain blue and they go over it like five times with the soap machine thingy and they hose it down ten times and there’s always more dirt because idk they pulled this out of a dump for tiktok views and it’s like. give it up bro no one likes this no one cares about that rug not you not the people that threw it out not the person that’s going to buy it from whatever thrift store you donate it to once you’ve filmed your video. certainly your viewers don’t like these tiny boring ass rugs. like wow the original color is beige. groundbreaking. you’re making these videos for hate views and we all know it just leave the rugs in the garbage oh my god. do better. sorry that your rug cleaning business needs to be financially supported with youtube and tiktok money but this isn’t the way…

[pjackk]

MAsculinity is being systimatically Undermidnded and Destroyed in our society due to Ufo👽 infiltration + sabotage to our goverment they kno it will be the hunks + muscle🐖's that will rise upbyo defeat there dopey looking goofy ass big bald heads even tho their body makws them high key twinky/twunky + kind of good with it but sadly they are destroting Men's Sperm's via saturnite chemtrale radioactivity being relesed into the atmosphere + into the city tap via collusion with Clintonite Molemen of the Big Apples sewers or "worm holes" as i like to call them be safe & vigilant if u are high key scared as fuck u can lmk i am there for u we can chill and watch 🔥 as fuck funny movies and just we can see waht feels good hibestly if it goes farther then just cuddling im cool with it and actuslly feel that itbwould be good to share our life force with each other thru tantric male erotic bonding its linking up on a whole new level with our spirits & shit Guru Kevin taught me im really in need of sexual attention right now and ive been 🙏praying to Him/Our Savior every day to get some corn cob type dick its been 2 weeks and i feel like my mind is just so fucked uoband foggy i think there are bad proteins building up in my biodiesels and i was so so scared this would happen i need help badly i dont think i will be arojnd much longer if it doesnt get released