#just perpetually cunty

[existentialflirt]

I continue to be amused that Crowley's expressions range from open and clear (because I'm still wildly obsessed with Tennent's ability to emote behind dark glasses while seeing next to nothing between said glasses and contacts) to 😒

[azumasoroshi]

happy 12/24-25! i think too often about the “gege hates gojo” jokes because holy shit it is PERSONAL with gege

like yeah he sealed him and killed him but like. every aspect of gojo’s character is just so. gege really said “i’m going to make you the strongest character in the history of ever and you’re going to be cool and attractive and funny and your fans will love you, BUT:

The entire point of your character is that no matter how much power you have, you are helpless to save the people you truly care about

You’re so powerful that the only way you can narratively exist without destroying every enemy in jjk other than Sukuna is to get snatched away, sealed, get your powers taken away, or die (even in the fucking video game you only get a certain number of turns to act before you get yoinked)

You can never escape the system you were born into because your power has become your character

You’ll think you’re changing the system for the better but end up perpetuating the system anyway in allowing children to go on dangerous missions

You cannot supervise said children on dangerous missions because you’re running around Japan like a headless chicken at the whims of the higher ups

You never got the chance to fully grow up because a part of you died when Toji killed you and a part of you died when Suguru left you and what else is there left

Your own desire for power blinded you to your best friend’s depression and it’s one of your greatest regrets yet a part of you still thinks Suguru wasn’t strong enough to keep up which is why you keep saying you want strong allies who can keep up with you and you are just terribly equipped to handle your students’ emotional challenges and insecurities even though you try your best

You will never make any emotional connections as lovely as the one from your youth which you still cry about on the rare occasions you actually sleep

You will only be able to tell Suguru you love him right before you KILL HIM

No matter whether Suguru was your best friend, ex-boyfriend, crush that you never confessed to, or boy you only realized you were in love with after he left you, you will NEVER be able to get over him and an evil brain will use this against you and several people you care about will get fucked over because you cared too much

Even though your students/coworkers sometimes like you the first thing 99% of them think of when they think of you is “The Strongest” and even in your breakup arc Suguru, the one person you wanted to stand by your side and share the title, began to think of you in that way as well and distanced himself from you because of it.

The narrative requires that you be lonely at the top as a direct consequence of your power - even metaphorically, infinity separates you from the rest of the world and your wide range of destruction makes it so allies are a hindrance in battle and you could destroy the people you dare about in seconds (see: thank fuck todo stopped yuuji from stepping into range of purple)

You are going to fight the boy you may or may not have raised from childhood because of the other boy with Sukuna inside him that he asked you to save and you can’t hesitate because the last time you hesitated about someone you cared about you got sealed and people died

You may or may not have died to the strongest curse of all time and are left forever unsatisfied even in death because not only was your culty/cunty best friend not there to cheer you on, but you think Sukuna couldn’t even go all out against you, the strongest sorcerer of your time, despite strength being your whole thing

and as a bonus, you also “died” after cockily saying “Nah I’d win” which will get extensively memed on the internet at your expense”

like not to woobify gojo or anything but oh my god jesus fucking christ gege

he was like “ill make you hot as a treat mostly for myself because i like drawing hot men but you’re going to be so incredibly fucking doomed by the narrative in every possible way”

like he loves drawing shirtless men but he never drew gojo shirtless like gege!! GEGE!!!! what did he DO to deserve this level of narrative ire omfg

[ova-kakyoin]

Welcome back to WatchMojo, where today we'll be counting down the Top 10 Straightest Beyblade Burst Characters

Number 10: Drum Koryu Drum cares a lot about the people around him and is constantly trying to hug other boys, but many take that as him being gay, which he very much is not! It's a shame people have to make everything about the gays these days.

Number 9: Free de la Hoya He is a laid back person and he only does things that he wants to, including wearing a skirt. Many people have interpreted this as to meaning he is gay, which he is not. He is a straight, cisgender man. It's a shame people have to make everything about the gays these days.

Number 8: Aiger Akabane All it took for Aiger to be co-opted by the woke left was to ask another boy to be his partner in a battle in a very intentionally vague way that made it almost read as a love confession. It's a shame people have to make everything about the gays these days.

Number 7: Varuto Aoi Valt Aoi (蒼井バルト, Aoi Baruto; Aoi Valt) is the main protagonist of the anime and manga series, Beyblade Burst and Beyblade Burst Evolution. He is an enthusiastic Beyblader who founded Beigoma Academy's Beigoma Academy BeyClub, where he served as the team's captain. He competed in the National Tournament with Victory Valtryek Boost Variable. It's a shame people have to make everything about the gays these days.

Number 6: Gronny How many times do i have to tell you people that Gwyn and Dante are just friends. Gwyn was a very isolated kid who didn't understand the people around him and as soon as he makes a friend, you lot call him gay for feeling strongly. It's a shame people have to make everything about the gays these days.

Number 5: Shu Kurenai Shu Kurenai is a God-fearing christian. The only man he has ever wanted is Jesus Christ. It's a shame people have to make everything about the gays these days.

Number 4: 小紫ワキヤ Wakiya Murasaki, AKA Wakiya Komurasaki, AKA Komurasaki Waikya, AKA Goldilocks, AKA The Tempest One is simply a man with style that carries himself in a very flamboyant way. There is nothing gay about walking around with limp wrists, the color purple, and having a ponytail and, frankly, it's harmful that many perpetuate this stereotype. It's a shame people have to make everything about the gays these days.

Number 3: Cuza Ackerman When Cuza said he was 'into Silas', he meant he was into his blading style. Not everything everyone says should be taken literally. It's a shame people have to make everything the gays these days.

Number 2: Heaven or Las Vegas Jotchua may have a wall of pictures of Free de la Hoya, but, as Joshua's cunty sister so clearly explains in the dub (which is known for never censoring anything ever) he only has all of those posters and follows him around and does research on him and joins his team and is devasted when he gets rejected by him because he respects Free as a fellow blader!!!!!!!!!! It's a shame people have to make everything about the gays these days.

Number 1: Ranjiro Kiyama If blushing at another man makes you gay, then fine, I'm I mean Ranjiro is gay. I personally think that blushing at another man, living with him, and following him to the ends of the earth even when it puts you and him in danger isn't gay in the slightest.

[transqueer4singlemoms]

I know this has been said a million times but like WHY is there a need to make female animal characters in animated movies like sexy? With boobs and eyelashes and “girly” human features. We can’t just have normal sexual dimorphism, we have to make SURE the audience knows this is a woman

Like seriously LOOK at the one on the right, it’s a CUNTY wolf. I shouldn’t have to process whether or not the creators want to fuck feral animals because of how oversexualized they are! It could’ve been like the one on the left! That’s perfectly suitable but ooohhhhh N O if you don’t make your gendered animal characters live up to human traditional gender standards we can’t tell the fucking difference between a guy animal and a girl animal. Not only does this perpetuate gender stereotypes and roles harmful to trans people by having them have to fit in these roles or else they’re not really a boy/girl/whatever, it’s also just fucking gross to have to do the mental work on what the creators were thinking when they decided to give the wolf tits.

Tl;dr fuck animated studios on how they choose to oversexual woman animals to appeal to tradition gender roles

[harrowharkwife]

mercymorn for the character game :>

aust!!!!!! hello!!!!

favorite thing about them: what's not to love. she's a bitch and a nag (affectionate, joking). she's the patron saint of women in stem. her best friend was a nun. she's terribly unpleasant. she's hysterical. she's so cunty. if you think about Anything about her for more than ten seconds you will just become so, so terribly sad. she would've loved fiona apple. she hated the sexy parties :(. she's responsible for the eighth house being Like That. she's the anatomist. patron saint of perpetuating the cycle. she refused to be a part of a plan that perpetuated reproductive injustice. she misses cristabel like a lung. she socked augustine in the jaw. she killed god.

least favorite thing about them: i mean, the complicity and active participation in imperialism. (she DOES get some points for actively scheming to kill john, in the end there, but that doesn't negate the harm done.) her treatment of harrow throughout HtN. i'd go on but i support women's wrongs <3

favorite line: her clenching her jaw so hard it sounded like ball bearings fed through an industrial grinder. "yuck!! pfaugh!!" "silly buggers" "it's a resurrection beast, honey!! next!! thank you!!" "you're on amphetamines and coke." "alecto! alecto! alecto!" the entire "critical mercymorn, unlovable mercymorn" monologue. ugh i love her so bad

brOTP: cristabel

OTP: cristabel, but also i've been mercymorn/wake-pilled as of late

nOTP: i mean. john jtdtdmdnttnsxrn. dios apate is Fascinating to think about but also i hate him for her rhdxntxjt. id say augustine but mercystine is a huge slay if you love toxic divorce which. i do. so,

random headcanon: was in love with cristabel and never did anything about it. singlehandedly reinvented the concept of faking orgasms, post-Resurrection.

unpopular opinion: loving her instead of giving her the "she's a bitch and a nag and i hate her" treatment, i guess?

song i associate with them: not about love by fiona apple, under the table by fiona apple

favorite picture of them: i am never not thinking about @franzias-cave 's "it is finished" mercymorn gif. horrifying. gorgeous. obsessed

thanks aust!!! i love her this was so fun

[maxe-mini]

Stanley Parable thoughts and hcs for Stanley and the Narrator bc ouggrhh they are in my BRAIN

Stanley:

• Little shit

• A bit of a wet cat

• An absolute MENACE

• Just Some Guy but like, with

• Big pretty brown eyes with long lashes

• A Silly Goofy Guy

• Hijinks and Shenanigans

• Mute

• Communicates w/ Narrator through thoughts

• Sometimes uses ASL

• Likes to cause trouble but

• Empathetic

• He cares

• Thinks the Narrator's voice is Hot

• Voice kink

• A bit traumatized

• But like in the silly haha way

• Thats how he copes

• Big puppy dog eyes again

• Uses it against the Narrator giggles

• Found the Narrator stifling at first

• Like he actually hated him at the beginning

• Shit happened and now he loves him yipeeee

• His Narrator 🥺🥺

• Used to be depressed for a while after being in the Parable for so long

• Has now decided to just Have Fun with it

The Narrator

• Cunty old man

• Hes a bit of a cunt yeah

• Starving artist

• But he isnt really. Starving

• Hes just perpetually Struggling

• Too Old For This

• Praise kink

• Validate him PLEASE

• Ego is so big

• Absolutely gigantic ego

• Not human

• Just a disembodied voice until hes not

• Omniscient but only within the confines of The Stanley Parable

• Not a god but an entity

• Despite how much he grumbles and complains he gradually grows fond of Stanley's silliness

• Loves Stanley so MUCH yall dont understand

• The relationship between a Narrator and his protagonist is unlike any other

• His protagonist 🥺🥺

[wilberave]

Hey, I am saying this in the most polite, good-faith way I promise you, but what you described in that post about transmasc struggles was an example of transandrophobia. The usage of that word isn't inherently misogynistic or transmisogynistic; it's a word used to describe the specific discrimination transmascs face. Talking about this and using a specific word (and all words are made up, I'd like to add) doesn't harm transfems in any way. There may be some assholes who use the term who are misogynistic and transmisogynistic, but the word itself doesn't imply anything about transfems. Transmasc and transfem experiences aren't opposites, so using a word to describe transmasc experiences doesn't automatically dismiss or mean transfems experience the opposite. You might just have a general misunderstanding about what the term actually means, which there is a lot of different definitions for it so I understand it might be a bit confusing. But at its core it simply means "transphobia targeted at transmascs". Again I'm not trying to come at this in bad faith whatsoever, but that post is absolutely an example of transandrophobia so perhaps you could consider doing a bit of research and talking to transmascs about it? But it's your life so obviously I'm not going to tell you what to do or how you should think, and if you want to hold that opinion that's totally fine, and I'm not here trying to argue nor will I be back unless you have any genuine good-faith questions.

Anyway, I hope you have a good day!

alright, graciously sweeping past the cunty condescending bullshit, “made up” was maybe inaccurate, let’s say “useless” instead. transandrophobia was “made up” as a counterpart to transmisogyny. you just decided not to just use the term transmisandry because everyone already knows misandry is not real. but i digress.

transmisogyny as a term describes the intersection of transphobia and misogyny, which seems pretty fucking self explanatory. there is no intersection of transphobia and androphobia/misandry because no one is oppressed on the basis of being a man. i am literally a transgender man, and i experience oppression because i am transgender, and because the majority of the world—especially in my small ass rural town—see me as a Woman Performing Gender Incorrectly, not because i am a man. i know exactly what the fuck i was describing, and oh wow, i managed it perfectly well with out using that stupid fucking word. huh. wild.

i suppose in another world the term itself would be mostly a non-issue, but it is almost exclusively used to justify (trans)misogyny perpetuated by transmascs with no repercussions or deeper contemplation as to the real sources of our oppression. so i’m not gonna fucking use it.

[ipsomaniac]

Reading/listening to The Brothers Karamazov and man. weird fucking book. It has some great bits, mostly Fyodor Pavlovitch being quite frankly a legend and Smerdyakov being a cunty little atheist and the lengthy bizarro theological debates. Pro and Contra is awesome of course. But all the antics with Mitya and Grushenka running around being hysterical, and the 3,000 rubles that seems to be perpetually disappearing and popping up again: I just do not care a smidgen about all this unfortunately. Somehow I'm quite fond of these silly kids while also being totally uninvested in their story.

It's an interesting reading experience though because I am drawn to elements and characters that I'd never expect, and uninterested in things I'd expect to be interested in. E.g. I basically don't give a shit about the core plot of the money/Grushenka disputes between Mitya and Fyodor and the patricide and so on. And yet I have quite a lot of patience - not unlimited, the book where he relates his life story before he dies gets pretty tiresome towards the end - but a fair amount of patience for Zosima and his gnomic saintliness. Likewise I quite enjoy following Alyosha around even though by all measures he is infuriatingly virtuous and perfect. I think I actually prefer the parts where the main plot is suspended so that all the narrator's energy can be put into the weird creatively-framed theological debates which seem to be the real concern of the book, and I get bored when the plot resumes. I'm not done with the book yet so this is not a final judgement, but so far my impression is that Dostoyevsky achieves an unusual triumph by writing a story so bizarre that it actually makes you, the reader, interested in religious goodness - not forced, as it were, by the moralistic structure of the story but because goodness is actually, intellectually, more interesting than the other tomfoolery going on. That's a striking thing for me to find because in general, narrative is pretty hard to wield to that purpose, especially in a modern literary context. Morally flawed characters with a hole at their centre tend to be more interesting than genuinely good and virtuous characters. In fiction, Satan is always a more compelling character than God. By all rights, Zosima and Alyosha should have me snoring and I should be fascinated by Mitya and Grushenka... but this topsy turvy book has me totally bored by the troubled youths and compelled by the saints. Provisional verdict: it has some utterly outstanding bits about religion, has some extremely boring plot bits, is generally very pointy and Russian and odd. And this is very uncool to say but if I were arbitrarily to compare it with the last book I read, I definitely prefer Middlemarch overall.

[8bitbabii]

Things that annoy me (pt. 2): Feminists

I'm trying to understand this from a male's perspective, so I asked my husband his opinion and also have my own take on it as well.

Men and women, for the most part, cannot just "be friends". Unless he's gay, asexual, or in a relationship himself (this one is a stretch because it doesn't always matter in these situations if there are strong feelings attached) then someone is usually going to catch feelings. Be it the male or the female. All these "platonic" relationships eventually end up in someone getting hurt. They might not say it to you directly, but it's usually the case. I'm not saying a man can't just be friends with you, but you need to stop being so naive about it.

I'm tired of women thinking that men "owe" them something, while they pretty much neglect his feelings and his needs all the time. If I did that, then my husband wouldn't have married me. If I wasn't interested, then it would feel awkward for me, personally, to keep expecting him to stick around. You literally expect this man to walk you every night and protect you, but rejected his feelings so easily like it was nothing. How would you feel if he did that to you?

I'm so tired of these cunty women believing that all men are the problem while they're the most toxic, vile, and downright narcissistic people I've ever seen. Hell, some are rude to OTHER WOMEN, let alone a man. Toxic femininity is a problem and I see none of you whine about it on Twitter. Ever. I'm not saying men can't be toxic and toxic masculinity is definitely a thing, but women can be equally as toxic.

Gay men are STILL men. They just copy mannerisms of women because they think that's what womanhood is: a costume.

Half of you will end up old cat ladies anyway in the future because you refuse to reflect on yourselves. It's always "men are the problem" or "toxic masculinity keeps women down". It's never, "I'm a bitch that expects a man to wait on my hand and foot and pamper me like a princess and give me sex on my terms, but I ignore everything else about him." All these salty ass bitches crave a relationship and a man so badly, but never wants to put in the work that holds a relationship together. It's always about her, her, her and she neglects him because she wants to be babied all the time.

Also, you can't sit here and walk around like a slut and expect a man to be okay with that. My husband knew of my past and that I was nasty (lol) and fucked around with older men. Would I do that now? Absolutely not. When you get into a marriage/relationship, you make compromises. Love is a two-way street. Remember that for your relationships to work out.

Women are misogynists too. The fuck? You can sit here and pretend all you want for social media clout, but many of you perpetuate the same issues you blame men for. Stop it.

Also, the guy in the Reddit post never said his ulterior motive was getting pussy. He asked her out and she rejected him. Nowhere in his post did I see him begging to get her to fuck him. You're making assumptions for no fucking reason and that's the problem.

Social media has warped men and women alike. It's insane. People stay in their stupid echo chambers and block anyone instantly if they disagree with their stupid takes.

[overbearingstruggles]

It’s pretty fucked how if you’re from a stereotypically privilege profile of any kind, you just aren’t allowed to be anything but that. All because a bunch of cunty white men of decades past were exactly that and their fucking legacy still runs rampant. Now any old person, no matter if they’re a victim of any kind, can’t be just that. What the fuck are you supposed to do if you’re accused of something you didn’t do? Oh, sorry I’m privileged so I have to cop it and allow for people so spread lies? The only judicial system we have is fucked and corrupt and any move on your part just makes you look evil as you said. Perpetual bullshit circle of life that’s never going to get better because as a whole, humans suck.

You got me in the last half. The reality though is that we consistently see privileged motherfuckers not doing nearly enough which is why we continue to generously rag on them. I do it to ATL all the fucking time because they are exactly the kind of people we need to see not just being loud about issues when it’s popular but actually fucking care by putting dollars and/or bodies on the line for change. And not having any verifiable proof of the second one makes them look like entitled fucks using a bad system with no reason to question if they’re doing it begrudgingly. But they didn’t and don’t and won’t so they look like pricks.

[pacific-rimbaud]

Notes on the Temptation of Peter and Heloise

by PacificRimbaud

Pairing: Pansy Parkinson x Percy Weasley

Rated T

3,000 words, complete oneshot

Tags: Student-teacher relationship (non-physical, all parties adults), 8th Year, Epistolary, Pining, Swearing

Winner of 1st Place and Readers Choice Award in Round One of The Slytherin Cabal's Death by Quill 2020

Cover by @dreamsofdramione

4th September

Daphne,

I despise you beyond anything. I hope you’re enjoying Corfu and your adult freedoms, by which I mean I hope you’re taken ill and spend your time endlessly vomiting into the Ionian sea. I’m stuck here in Transfiguration in this haggy wool jumper next to Michael Corner, who will not leave off rubbing his left elbow. Learn an anti-itch spell, you prick.

It’s somehow still the first week. I’d throw myself from the roof of the Astronomy Tower in protest, only it’s cordoned off like half of this maudlin hellscape.

They hired a Weasley to teach Transfiguration— the uptight, cunty one. He looks perpetually terrified, it’s delicious. Just now we were to Transfigure a butter knife into a candlestick, and I made mine look the slightest bit like a cock. Thick, with a bit of a curve to it. The tops of his ears turned actually red, it was extraordinary.

Enjoy a deckhand or two for me, you strumpet.

XOXO

Pansy

Continue reading on AO3

[risingphoenix87]

“Um, BTW guys, Seth MacFarlane would have totes voted for Obama a third time if he could’ve...”

Lily...I want to ask you something serious...enby to girl...

Why is it that Seth MacFarlane gets a pass for making jokes about racism, transphobia, body image issues that impact girls as young as five, child abuse, pedophilia (not to mention his...bizarre fixation on commenting on how “gross” and un-fuckable a teenage girl is, one who was UNDER 18 for most of the show’s run), disabled folks, and all sorts of other bigoted shit...yet because Rebecca Sugar created a kids’ show with a message that COULD be read as an allegory for treating fascists with kid gloves...she’s apparently the Emperor, Judge Frollo, and Freddy Krueger thrown in a blender and sprinkled with Satan flakes?

I got all night...

I mean, didn’t you say yourself, in that bloated Steven Universe rant, that regardless of intent, creators are responsible for whatever message their work sends? Or is that not important if it’s a show you like? Just asking..

Also, if you’re going to give MacFarlane a pass for being a donor to a couple progressive causes, you should also pay tribute to men like Bezos and Musk who are richer than God and give charitable donations to use as a tax write-off while their employees have to be on food stamps to survive. This is textbook white-liberal bullshit, and anyone who seriously perpetuates it deserves Dr. Cunty Beardo’s fate.

Just my opinion, of course...

[thottyimagines]

not sure if you've answered this before, but who are your favorite naruto characters??

ooo no one has asked this!! Some of my favs include:

Deidara, because he is so funny to me. He is one of the most spiteful creatures to ever grace this cursed place, and I love that for him. His tragic backstory is that he tried to brag about his art to some Akatsuki people, got bullied for it, Itachi beat him up for it, and then they made him join their gang because of his art that they despise. Eyeliner is impeccable. Strangled Tobi with his legs when without both arms. 10/10

Ino!! I don’t know why, but I’ve always loved her. She’s a bad bitch and I desperately wish she got more screen time. She’s hard as fuck. Ino found out her father was dying and then just carried on playing a major communication role in a war against the undead. I love that. Boss ass bitch. 

Shikamaru is one of my favorites because he is so fucking smart. Pre-shippuden, my mans needed WORK. But man, he bounced BACK. Can we talk about how cool and hot he was when he just mercilessly destroyed Hidan? He’s your god now, bitch. 

Going off of that, though…I love Hidan. He is a disaster of a man and he makes me laugh. There’s not much more to it. 

Kakashi!! Love him and he deserves so much better. I’m not going to write my paragraph about him because it will turn into an essay because he makes me so sad. 

Sakura grew on me sooooo much. She’s a beast. She’s smart as hell, strong as hell, and would not go down the Boruto path. It says something that she was put on a team with Sasuke and Naruto and rose to the occasion (even if it took a little time). Also: pink hair!!

Suigetsu is such a little freak I love him. I literally don’t know why. Maladjusted king.

Sasuke rounds out the list. He’s a really complex character that I could have an actual conversation about, but can also roast soooo easily. Also, I just want to remind everyone that Sasuke was soooo cunty toward Orochimaru that he made a sociopathic war criminal who regularly perpetuated crimes against humanity DISLIKE HIM. Such a king move. And he came to the ninja UN to try to create a new world order with his whole chest out. You are so right, baby boy. Konoha delenda est. 

[chappybird]

“Regardless it's no one's business what other people want to RP.” sounds a bit hypocritical coming from you, who has made some … quite nasty posts about people who are just trying to rp what makes them comfortable and happy and arent hurting anyone in doing so :/ i don’t mean this as anon hate but more as like… a suggestion to reflect a little because the whole idea that you don’t know who’s behind that screen and why they have the preferences they have applies to a lot of things and it’s worth keeping that in mind and not defaulting to being so critical and nasty over things that really really aren’t hurting anyone and are people just minding their business trying to rp their preferences for comfort or just because they want to. ultimately doesn’t even matter what the reason is sometimes. people should be allowed to rp what they want if it’s not perpetuating anything harmful

Bestie why are you sending me this. I'm the one that has been defending people being able to write whatever the fuck they want. Granted, I've gotten a little cunty about a/b/o and certain kinks in the past, but that's not because people want to play them. It's because they spring it on me in an otherwise vanilla prompt as if it's an easy ask. Or it's not tagged/not tagged properly.

I did not endure a bunch of nasty hatemail from people who called me slurs and nasty names for people to think that I have a problem with fictional content.

[jjbrine]

URGENT ART ANNOUNCEMENT ON THE STATE OF CRIMINALIZING AGENCY

(For best results, hear this URGENT ART ANNOUNCEMENT ON THE STATE OF CRIMINALIZING AGENCY in the prestigiously inaudible "voice" of a genderless flamboyant Aramaic monotone "borrowed" from the vocal chords of a formerly stateless Weather Forecaster who finally immigrated to the Ex-Moldavian Renegade Statelet of Transnistria only a merrily mere moment prior to our rendering of this audio, by proxy but, being as they feel no emotions whatsoever toward their sudden citizenship, their tonality does not indicate this condition in any discernible way -- so let's concentrate on investing all our creative energies into imagining a remote, fictitious reality wherein I never even bothered to mention the Transnistrian statehood thing, because honestly hunty it's a red fatherfucking herring) " If crime becomes the law of the land, must we then surmount an insurrection against the legalization of lawfully illicit actions, legalistically codifying the potentialities for delegated authorizations of prohibition of all cited "criminal" actions -- therein reverting to our first and final form, the POLICE holding the STATE under arrest unto its own custody, the nation's borders granted in perpetuity by decree of self-detention as manifest destiny : or would that just be a cunty, redundant, reactionary effort to feel cute about living in a society that is at once anarchical and yet limitlessly lawful in its detention of all selves : Thy Penitentiary Shall Be Thy Passport Habibi

[comicfuryconfessional]

babbleoff submitted:  An Open Letter to RaccoonEyes

You’re literally a fucking moron.

Like, I want to give you the benefit of the doubt. I want to remember that you’re prolly just a dumb young kid who wants to make a difference in the world. Who tries to compensate for her crippling ignorance with powerful, vague ideals and a healthy whopping dose of self-righteousness. But then you came back and my patience ran out, real fucking quick.

I would try and debate with you that 1) No, racism is it’s own construct. It was not invented by white people. And does not need to involve white people to occur. (i.e., the genocides in Darfur and Rwanda that I just fucking talked about, Jesus Christ), or 2) Only a dumb cunt deals in absolutes, but I can’t.

You obviously lack the capacity for any semblance of free thought or articulate expression. And so no one can really have any kind of argument or reasonable discussion with you. Because while I can rattle off real world events and personal experience and historical record to argue my points, all you’re capable of doing it parroting platitudes from other dumb cunts on Tumblr. Perpetuating the cunty echo of a bunch of dumb young kids who want to change the world, but have no fucking clue how. 

So there you go. Get all angry, get your Tumblr friends whipped into a tizzy as you tell them the HORROR stories of this wretched hive of comics and bigotry, but in the end you’ll have accomplished absolutely nothing. 

You’ll have made a cunt out of yourself and your ideals. And you’ll have spent all your energy finding an enemy in CF that doesn’t even exist. 

We get it! We all agree! Racism is bad. Racism is real. 

Where we differ is that the strong majority of us know that being an arrogant, opinionated cunt on the interweb isn’t gonna do shit to stop racism. 

I sincerely hope you get past this phase in your life and feel a deep, but mercifully silent, humiliation for how you acted and what a cunt you were at this time.

Sincerely, 

Babble_ON