#kandi and i are cooking

[dichromaticdyke]

i feel hey mamas tokis most cursed moment was when she went through a phase of trying to get people to call her t-money. skwisgaars most cursed moment was the fact that she refused to call toki t-money but definitely made other people do it ✂️

HELP.

MEEEEEEEE

they have the most cringe ass nicknames. i told you about toki being daddy right? and skwisgaar is princess? god i hate them.

[flutteringfable]

i think the main reason i can only think of sad scenarios for kandi crown is because v3 is just. SUPER depressing. for like a majority of the game. like theres literally a point where shuichi lies in bed for like three days because he's too depressed to do anything and maki has to come drag him outside. everyone has a million billion dark secrets that theyre hiding which adds to the overall Angstiness and really doesn't help with coming up with original fluffy scenarios. and like sure, there IS humor, but its not consistently goofy like sdr2 so for me it just kind of provides two seconds of funny before going back to Pain. augh. v3 just saps all the happy scenarios from my brain i guess

[silvers-not-home]

ah fuck it why not do a silly note game

i just saw four in a row and then hatsune miku right under. i think it's calling

5 notes- ill restart my duolingo

doing it rn

10 notes- i'll start making kandi again

already started

20 notes- i'll change my clothes daily before school starts (still another like 2 weeks but i've been rotting in the same the offspring shirt for like a week now😭)

it changed to a pierce the veil shirt but yeah i'm gonna start doing that now😭

30 notes- i'll start drawing more

UGHHHHH FINEEEE

60 notes- i'll finish a few of my wips and post them to ao3 even if im not happy with them

this i am not excited for k have so many😭😭

70 notes- i'll start dressing the way i want to more

this one i am excited for :3

80 notes- i'll start cooking again

100 notes- i'll clean my desk

150 notes- i'll clean my room

200 notes- i'll start eating more

probably gonna add more but let's just see if this gets anywhere first :p

also there's no limit so uhh spam as much as you want thumbs up emoji

[the-softest-love-is-ours]

Idk if this’ll help anyone or if these are even good… just thought of stuff self shipper could do, I guess.

Anywho, here’s a list of things yo,u as a self shipper, can do for fun.

(This will be added onto with time)

Proship/Comship/Anti-Antis DNI

Play Tomodachi Life, make yourself, your main F/O, and then a bunch of family and friends and see how the shenanigans play out.

Play Sims (my choice is 4, but any one will work), same as before but this time you have mods and can control you and your F/O’s however you please.

Make kandi jewelry for each of your F/O’s, whether it’s a bracelet with their name or just a necklace with a color scheme you think fits them.

Purchase something custom from etsy and/or fiverr. These can be care packages, letters, plushies, art pieces, fanfics, maybe you could find someone who does RP asmrs, and my personal favorites an RP or an annotated book.

Look on youtube for asmrs, whether they’re RP, sleeping beside or those muffled playlist scenarios.

For those of is that are age regressor, make a custom deco paci based on your F/O.

Credits to @myselfshipdiary for this one, make a Pinterest board. They can feature fanart, aesthetic images or heck maybe recipes you would cook for them and memes you would show them.

If you have the skills, or heck even if you don’t (life’s too short, try everything, learn new skills), design something based on them. A dress, a cake, a room, a candy platter, a party, an outfit, a plushie, literally anything!

Make a breakfast, lunch, and/or dinner you think they would like! Maybe if you bring your lunch to work, make a bento for yourself that you would send to work with them.

Go on to your online shopping sites and make wishlists of thing you’d think they would want/like.

Do some research on perfume/cologne, and either track down or commission one you think they’d wear. You can do the same for all necessary toiletries if you’d like to take it a step further.

Play around on spotify (or your music service of choice) and make playlists for various scenarios.

Piggybacking of the last one, find a song that you would make their ringtone and think of what their contact name would be in your phone.

Pick out a ring you think would be the engagement/wedding ring they would give you.

Make paper doll's of you/ your self insert and your f/os) along with attachable paper clothes!

If you have access to a printer and a blank notebook/sketchbook along with some glue, you can make a scrapbook with pictures of your f/o(s)! You can also add drawings you made and anything like stickers, washi tape, etc.

This one is digital, edit a transparent of your f/os) into a selfie of yours to make a couples photo! You can print it out and put it in a frame. Also, Dollar Tree sells frames that you can also paint, put stickers on, anything!

There is an app called Social Dummy, create a social media world with you and all your F/O’s on it!

Make perler bead pixel art of your f/o.

[lives-in-midgard]

Valentine's Day With Bucky

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

A/N: Hey everyone! Happy Valentine's Day! 💗 This is a headcanon of how I imagine a Valentine's day with Bucky could be like. I hope you enjoy it!

Masterlist

Bucky was on a mission and would be back today on Valentine’s Day.

You were currently in the kitchen decorating the cake you baked for today when you heard a knock on your door.

When you opened the door, you had to smile because Bucky was standing there with a big smile, a large bouquet of flowers in his hands and heart ballons in the background.

“Bucky, I told you that you don’t have to make much effort for today.”

“I know, doll, but I couldn’t resist brining you some flowers and I promise we’ll have a wonderful Valentine’s Day even if we don’t go out.”

Since Bucky was on a mission, you and Bucky decided to spend Valentine’s Day at home.

Bucky came in and put the flowers on the table, then he put the ballons in the living room.

After that, he finally hugged you and then kissed you passionately.

You and Bucky went for a walk and when you came back, you and Bucky took a bath together.

Afterwards, Bucky planned to cook a pizza with you.

He had the idea of making it heart shaped.

While the pizza was in the oven, Bucky told you to wait in your room while he decorated the dining room.

He placed candles and some roses on the table and placed the heart ballons at the back.

When Bucky was finished, he came back to you and led you into the dining room.

After dinner, you ate the cake you baked before Bucky arrived.

Bucky loved the cake and you loved everything he prepared.

Then Bucky stood up and started playing a vinyl of 40s music.

He walked back to you and held out his hand.

“Doll, may I have this dance?” Bucky asked like a gentleman.

You took his hand and smiled at each other as you began to slow dance to the music in the background.

You had so much fun dancing with Bucky.

The day ended with cuddling in bed, a movie, soft kisses and whispering how much you love each other.

Bucky and you were so happy together and had such a perfect Valentine’s Day.

Taglist:

@marvelogic | @eviebuggg | @buckys-wintersoldier | @nicoline1998enilocin | @kandis-mom | @sergeantbarnessdoll | @noellez-best-life23 | @beaubbdoll | @sgtgarricks | @ratchildspartan | @scott-loki-barnes |  @mrs-bucky-barnes-73 | @mrsbuckybarnes1917

[cosmowes]

100 things to try

getting off the phone can be hard. i find that i’m only ever motivated to do it when there’s something else to do. so! here are those things, dollie.

hobbies:

collecting (figurines, blind boxes, vinyls, books…)

2. embroidery

3. thrift flips / diying clothes

4. jewelry making

5. kandi

6. collage making

7. painting

8. sketching

9. start an album list

10. thrifting

11. baking (w/o the box mix !!)

12. cooking

13. origami

14. doll customization

15. making stuffed animals

16. building models

17. clay sculpting

18. customizing shoes

19. dancing

20. yoga

21. pilates

22. singing

23. learn an instrument

24. skating (skateboard, roller skating/blading, ice skating)

25. biking

26. hiking

27. jogging/running

28. doing nails

29. doing hair

30. building costumes/cosplays

31. soapmaking

32. play dnd

33. writing

34. poetry

35. web design

36. character design

37. graphic design

38. font design

39. make short films

40. make bath bombs

41. start tutoring people

42. join a new club

43. start a book club w/ friends

44. read a play

45. write a play

46. go see a play (support small theatres!!! wooh)

47. journaling

48. programming

49. design clothes

50. crochet

halfway through… ps, if you’ve had the energy to scroll this, you have the energy to start one. pick your battles!

51. knitting

52. cross stitch

53. beading

54. learn solitaire

55. typing

56. learn cursive

57. start learning a language

58. make a dreamcatcher

59. start making smoothies

60. take cute notes

61. photography

62. climb a tree!!!

63. swimming

64. press flowers

65. get a pen pal

66. make tea (the nice kind)

67. make coffee (same as above)

68. make bookmarts

69. annotate books

70. jigsaw puzzles

71. crosswords

72. sudokus

73. word searches

74. quilting

75. make perfume

76. make lightboxes

77. skincare

78. making jams

79. whittling

80. carpentry

91. tie dye

92. archery

93. axe throwing

94. martial arts

95. making ornaments

96. music writing

97. terrariums

98. gardening

99. scrapbooking

100. pottery

[lowkeyrobin]

content creator preferences

𝐌𝐂𝐘𝐓 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬

how jealous they get

they have a crush on you

how they accidentally reveal the relationship

their "all i think about now" moments

would they read fanfics about you?

at a trampoline park

you get your tongue pierced

you have long & curly hair

stardew valley rants

youre a baker

love or host

youre a yapper

you foster kittens

adhd shenanigans

you'd get into a fight for them

wild karen encounter

you crochet

insomniac/night owl reader

insane driving skills

artsy reader

you ride a bike

singer / drummer reader

selective mutism

resting bitch face

video game voice actor

fire in the twilight

animal sanctuary

cooking/baking stream

unwind

riot band

nonchalant ask-out

autistic reader

musical theatre

actor reader w death scenes

actor reader

overexpressive reader

walk in the dark

stressed cleaning

sickly

flustered faces

vocal impressions

wisdom teeth removal

moving in

model babe

sew, sew, so?

pride parade

kandi kid

sfx artist

tourettes

professional cook

olympian

SPECIFIC GROUPS

deployed

amusement park

qsmp ; how much their eggs like you

qsmp ; meeting a russian creator

qsmp ; taking care of their eggs while they're away

sorry boys ; favorite episode with you

handsome bros ; soulmate au

handsome bros ; you have diabetes

handsome bros ; youre a hardcore gamer

handsome bros ; youre like a sloth

handsome bros ; youre struggling mentally

handsome bros ; spoiling them

handsome bros ; sibling antics

handsome bros ; classical musician

handsome bros ; southern accent

handsome bros ; school stress

handsome bros ; tattoos for days

handsome bros ; recovery

handsome bros ; emo

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬

rollerskater reader

[mothmanssweetsucculentass]

Nina The Killer Headcanons

Psycho Barbie’s turn in the spotlight!!!!

I’ve always thought Nina in concept was so fucking cool, like, an obsessed fangirl becoming a copycat killer always scratched a good niche in my brain, so I never hated her like most of the fandom did when I was younger, I just never really interacted with anything about her cause. The fandom hated her, lmao.

Expect canon typical violence/topics beyond this point pookies <3

TGIRL SWAG!!!!!!!!! Nina is trans I’m making it canon right now and you can’t do shit about it

Roughly about 25, two years younger than Jeff

Ann ain’t the only zombie adjacent character in the mansion

Nina actually has zero fucking clue why she keeps coming back every time Jeff murders her, but she’s having fun with it so ig it’s fine right?

Some of the more supernaturally intelligent members of the mansion also have no fucking idea what her deal is. By all accounts she should be dead and rotting a thousand times over

Eyeless Jack has done four vivisections on her and all yielded the same result, human

Except humans don’t bounce back after having their heart cut out????

Seconds after losing organs they just???? Reappear??? Inside her body???? What the fuck????

Out of everyone she’s a massive enigma. No one can figure it out but everyone loves using her as a guinea pig for murder purposes

Ya girl is such a masochist she actually gets disappointed when people don’t like testing new stabbing methods on her

She’s so unapologetically a freak, she’s cringe, but she’s free

Out of everyone in the mansion she’s the easiest to get along with

Sometimes to her detriment, her hyper extroverted personality off puts some of the more quiet and reserved inhabitants

No one truly hates her, you can’t exactly hate someone who doesn’t have a combative bone against you in their body, but not everyone likes to stick around her

It bothers her only a little bit when she’s noticed she’s pushed people away with her intense personality (it bothers her A LOT-)

She loves collecting and gifting trinkets and jewelry to people. The amount of Kandi bracelets she’s made Jeff and Ben, good lord-

The most persistent determined bitch in the world. You would have to nuke her entire existence to get her to stop focusing/going after something

Of course it ends up making her stubborn

Buuuuuuut she’s also an honorary favorite dog of Slenderman

The household often has monthly contests to see who can have the highest body count. You’ll never guess who’s almost always in the top 3

So she’s out on missions a lot. She comes back and gossips talks about what’s happened when she comes back two days later

Surprisingly doesn’t have a sweet tooth? You’d think with how manic she acts she injects sugar and caffeine into her bloodstream, but nope, she doesn’t. She hates fruit candies and can only stomach dark chocolate

Always comes back from hits and supply runs with tons of candy anyways to share with everyone

Is a SLUT for spicy foods

Ann had to cut her tongue off one time because she fucked it up so bad eating stuff that was borderline radioactive with how spicy it was

Everyone is convinced she would eat actual nuclear waste if given the chance just to feel the burn

The biggest foodie in general too. She’s not the best at cooking but everyone loves her pancakes

Ben made a joke one time about her putting crack in the batter. Two weeks later she had to apologize to mansion parents Masky and Hoody about why half the house was suffering withdrawal symptoms. Someone has to monitor her while she cooks now. Bummer.

She’s a total junkie but she is responsible about it at least dammit!

Like yeah she gets stoned out of her goddamn mind with Ben every other weekend, but that shit doesn’t leave her or his room

She has to set a good example for Sally!!!!!

The kid fucking adores Nina like a big sister

Nina is always bringing her goodies and toys

In return Sally does her makeup for the day

Does it look like a 5 year old scribbled all over her face? Yes and she doesn’t care!!!! She wears that shit with pride

Helen made fun of it once and he has since learned not to piss off the hyperactive pink glitter mayhem lady who knows how to wield a chainsaw

Oh yeah fuck knives. Nina got tired of knives pretty quick. Ya girl USES A CHAINSAW

It’s totally not the same kind of chainsaw Jeff used when he was a scare actor in college shut up no way

She’s really good with the thing too. It’s so heavy and she totes it around like it weighs nothing

She’s got such a sleeper build it’s insane. She’s 5”2 and 160 pounds of pure whoop ass

AND SHE DOES IT ALL IN PLATFORMS AND ACRYLIC NAILS??????

She’s just constantly full of energy and needs to be doing something at every second or she thinks she’ll explode

Besides her signature chainsaw covered in stickers and glitter, she’s also pretty handy with handguns, axes, and baseball bats

She’s got a small collection of weapons under her bed

Three guns (all customized with stickers and paint), a large axe (with a heart in the middle of the blade), and two baseball bats (one covered in nails)

Her room is a fucking mess but she knows where anything and everything is

Girl can’t even see her floor and she’s somehow able to find what she needs in there

Bead curtains, a disco ball, leopard print carpet on the ceiling, lava lamps, it looks like scene mixed with the 70’s threw up in there

Not exactly the most fashionable but has the biggest wardrobe and most flashy way of dressing

Like. I don’t even think she owns anything solid. Definitely not solid black

Has given herself many tattoos and piercings

To the point she’s so good at it that the others start coming to her asking for her to do the same to them

Her hair never stays one color for long, but often goes between red and purple

Is best friends/close with: Ben, Kagekao, Jason, LJ, Sally, the Puppeteer, Clockwork, and Jane

Has a tolerable relationship/is neutral about: Masky, Hoody, Liu, Eyeless Jack, Ann, Helen, and Slenderman

Hates no one

Has a… questionable relationship with Jeff

When first starting off he fucking hated her, but she was so goddamn persistent and just kept getting back up despite the multiple times he was certain he’d killed her, to the point she’s grown on him like a parasite

She sees him as her ultimate best friend, her ride or die, and he’s flattered…but he definitely doesn’t feel intensely as she does

Like he obviously doesn’t hate her anymore and actually quite enjoys her company. But she also annoys the shit out of him and he often finds himself needing a break from her constant state of “on”. Girl has no off switch

The two of them are often found lounging together and talking random shit, or sparring

She believes that somehow the first time he killed her, it gave her her weird zombie regeneration abilities

And of course she thinks that’s cool as fuck and nearly worshipped the ground he walks on because of it

The more time has passed the more she’s grown to stop feeling like she needs him to function

She went from making herself Jeff’s biggest fan her whole personality to becoming an actual decent person outside of her unhealthy obsession with him

Surprisingly never had any romantic feelings for the man

Like yeah she was obsessed but not like that

She just thinks he’s waaaaay cooler than other people see him as

Jane and Clockwork are her girl solidarity bffs

Jane was practically the girl’s mentor in how to be girl 101 when Nina was beginning to realize she was trans

Whereas Clockwork was her combat mentor who taught Nina everything she knows about kicking someone’s ass

They went from her cool lesbian moms to her cool lesbian besties

She’s one of the only few who can tolerate LJ’s nonsense

And by nonsense I mean his usual mad hatter ramblings and personality. Nina thinks it’s hilarious and loves that he’s just as down to clown (SORRY) as she is

Her, him, and Sally are the prank trio

The two would do anything to hear that little girl erupt into giggles

Her and Ben bond over scene fashion and old internet stuff

Ben is also her weed dealer. He’s everyone’s weed dealer but she gets special treatment and doesn’t have to pay him shit cause they’re besties

She’s a pretty positive person overall but cannot fucking stand/HATES anyone outside the mansion

She views everyone there like family

The outside world not so much. Bullying has really left her bitter

Hates blackmail but definitely holds grudges!!! It’s hard to get on her bad side though, so no one’s worried about it

Loves breakcore, kpop, jpop, any kind of hyper and electronic music, extra points if it’s pop

[p0p33-k3da]

Hellooo guysss I wanted to come on here and show this FIRE drawing I just cooked up (but burned)

I also wanted to say that if you have any questions about Kotton Kandy I would be ABSOLUTELY delighted to answer.

Fan art is very much appreciated 💯💯😱

Anywaysss Kotton Kandy and their Axe 🪓🪓🪓 (ICP fans get the ref)

[tsunami-kelsey]

EDDSWORLD HEADCANNONS 💪

SHIPS:

TomTordEdd

MattJon

Markuardo

Patpaul

EDD:

– 5'11" (says hes 6')

– Pansexual 

– AuDHD

– Meladaptive Daydreamer

– Chubby <33333

– Brown curly hair

– Hairy limbs and torso because yes 🧡🧡

– Used to have deep brown eyes but they became bright green because of power edd

– Still has his powers, except he cant control them as well

– Draws as a job (is actually a very popular artist)

– Also works part-time at the Diner!

– Loves bugies

– Is actually very good with plants

– terrible cook, amazing baker

– Unironicly acts like a cat

– ls the only one with a healthy, living, loving family group

MATT:

– Gender-fluid! (mainly masc)

– Gay!!

– 6'7"

– ADHD

– Only drinks animal blood

– Hangs out in the bathroom while hes at the house the most (he has to look good😔)

– Can only turn into a bat on the 31st of every month (the date number he was turned :3)

– Likes to color!

– Being a Model is his job (he isn't popular but bro get BANK!!!!!)

– used to go to the neighbors house everyday to hang out with Jon </3

– May or may not have turned Jon into a vampire on accident... (dont ask)

– Used to be pale, and is now even MORE pale because of vampire

– ginger. he is very sensitive to sunlight and always has been, so he beings sunscreen and a sun umbrella with him everywhere

– has the best clothes ever, likes to hold fashion shows for the gang

– Color Blind! Cant see blue 😔

TOM:

– 5'5"

– Trans Masc <3

– Bisexual obv

– Has a band (Lead singer and guitarist)

– Makes Kandi with Edd

– AuDHD

– Has yellow teeth because ALCOHOL!!!

– HATES the noises of crinkling plastic

– freely shifts around the others because he knows even when he isn't mentally/physically there he wont hurt them.

– SHARP TEETH SHARP TEETH SHARP TEETH

– Wears blue earplugs because sensitive monster ears

– Has so many percings in insane

– Punk fashion!!

– Lacks empathy but ISNT A HEARTLESS BEING.

– Forgets to eat, shower, and just take care of himself becaus of his ADHD (he doesnt mean to)

– Very entergetic with people he loves

– Has a secret intrest in dragons and other things

– Has gone to concerts (MCR, Mother Mother, Rob Zombie, etc etc) with Jon :3

– Is actualy Jon's older brother!!

TORD:

– 5'9"

– Pansexual

– Surpisingly amazing cook

– Has tried human flesh before and liked it

– The real Tord died in 2008, the Red Army creating a clone of him and the clone growing fond of the other three.

– BEFORE DEATH: Dark brown haie, hazel/blue eyes, chose to not accociate himself with his parents (his father was a terrible person, like father like son am i right?) Mostly wore black and some Red, thin norwrigen accent

– AFTER DEATH / CLONE: light chestnut hair with deep brown roots, grey eyes, constantly talks about his army (where the clone was created, he doesnt have many memories of the tord before him), Wears more red and some black, THICK norwrigian accent

– Has more than 90GB at this point (ifykyk)

– Rebuilt their house with the help of the army's fonds, replicating everything as best as he could.

– Stayed with them for another 5 years in the house than went to command the RED ARMY

– Cold to people he doesnt know, entergetic and flurty to those he does

JON ( DECEASED . ):

– loved cereal, any kind

– never left Tom's side when they where little

– Had sevear anxiety

– 5'3"

– Pansexual

– Had like 3 tattoons, but he always hid them because he was scared of what the others would say

– Loved rock music, used to vibe to metal too

– Died when tord blew up the houses.

– He was in the hospital for maybe a week before he let himself give up.

– Had asthma and dyslexia!

– Loved to knit :3

– Had gotten turned into a little vampire by matt, but was never immortal (like matt)

– Hangs out with Mark in his little ghost form. He likes to mess with edwardo when he notices that Ed is feeling down

MARK:

– 6'5"

– Bisexual <3

– Make Up artist for movies and things!

– Married to Edwardo 

– Can see and feel ghosts. (this is important)

– Has prescriptions but he never takes them because they make him feel worse

– took Jon's death the hardest.

– A very picky eater

– Terrible cook (he tries guys)

– every letter from Todd is addressed to him for some reason

– HATES bugs. If he sees one he will shreak even if its a butterfly or something

– Actually gets along with Matt a lot

– Does Matt's make up when Matt has a show

– Amazing fashion but never uses it to its true potential 😔

– Works out a lot with Ed :3

EDWARDO:

– Has a pug named Dogwardo.

– Gay.

– 5'10" (says hes 6ft but than edd interjects)

– has so much beef with Edd that its concerning

– Dated Laurel and then went "oh wait im gay, mb bro" (she didnt care lolz)

– Knows how to control his powers very well, used them to complete dayly tasks

– Actualy incredibly clingy to Mark

– THE BEST FUCKING COOK YOU WILL EVER MEET, THIS MAN MAKES THE BEST FOOD EVER.

– Works full-time at the diner and works in the kitchen :D

– Best friends with Laurel and Honey :3

– hairy man /POS /POS

– Forced Todd to move in when Jon died (he needed the comfort but wont admit it)

TODD:

– Photographer! (get it? because he shoots photos? and tord- yeah you get it)

– Is Tord's clone from the labs

– much more tame hair, he loves styling hair

– adores birds, he has a pet paret named Lavender (or Lavie)

– The only straight one. EDIT: I LIED HES ASEXUAL 💪

– 6'8"

– Moved into the house after the explosions and stuff, took Jons old room but technically lives on the couch because he spends all his time there

– Loves to travel :D

– Tries to be best buds with his clone but fails everytime

– His outfits are much more well kept than tords :3

– Hates anything political

– Very fond of Laurel, thinks shes PRETTYYY :0000 (they never get together, hes to much of a wimp to even say hi to her)

[avengersfantasies]

hii!!!! can I send a request? if so can I request a Bucky Barnes x reader fic? maybe where reader and Bucky live together but reader has some eating issues that they haven't told Bucky about and he finds out one day. like maybe a hurt/comfort? If not that's totally fine im just in recovery right now and just needing some comfort rn ty!! <33

Summary: After eating dinner one night, your roommate, Bucky Barnes, discovers what you have been keeping to yourself.

What to expect: eating disorder (bulimia), fluff

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You walked in from your date – the smell of your roommate’s cooking immediately hitting your nose. It smelled amazing. Everything Bucky cooked was phenomenal.

            “Welcome home!” the soldier called out from the kitchen. You flashed him a quick smile as you walked in and sat down at the bar. “How was the date?”

            You sighed. “It was…okay, I guess,” you answered.

Bucky nodded and tasted the sauce he was finishing up making. “You hungry?”

“I’m good,” you exhaled. “Had a lot to eat at the movie.”

He looked at you suspiciously. “What all is there to even eat at a movie?”

You chuckled and shook your head – walking off to your room without responding. You knew full-well that you hadn’t actually eaten anything at the movie except for a few bites of popcorn. You got into your bedroom and started to change into some comfortable clothing, and the familiar sound and feeling of your stomach growling echoed loudly. You ignored it – continuing to change into your sweats and get comfortable in bed. You lay in bed scrolling on your phone and laughing at videos posted by some comedians you followed. After a handful of minutes, however, it became too much. Annoyed, you got out of bed and headed to the kitchen where Bucky was cleaning up and putting away leftovers. Without a word, you opened up one of the cabinets and grabbed a plate – stacking it with food and putting it into the microwave.

“Thought you weren’t hungry,” Bucky reminded you.

You shrugged. “Yeah, well…smelled too good.”

You gave him a soft smile as you went to the other side of the bar to sit and begin eating your meal. It was delicious, that much you had to admit. If there was one thing you knew for certain, it was that Bucky knew how to cook a homestyle meal.

“It’s really good,” you told him.

He smiled. “Thank you…it’s one of my mom’s recipes.”

Hearing those words and knowing what you were going to do once you finished eating caused a wave of guilt to crash over you – causing you to look down and eat smaller bites. His mother…the woman that he no doubt loved more than anything in the world, the one he had lost when he was a young boy had created the recipe for the food you were eating, and you knew that as soon as you finished, you’d be throwing it up. Were you insulting her? Him? If he knew what you did after every meal, would he be angry with you? How many other times had you thrown up food that came from his mother? In the end, it didn’t matter. You weren’t strong enough for these thoughts to stop you from doing what you’d been doing for years.

“Thank you, Buck,” you smiled – putting your now-empty plate in the dishwasher and heading to your room. “Goodnight!”

“Night!” His voice was happy, and he felt accomplished having made one of his mother’s beloved recipes and having it turn out good.

You locked yourself in your room before bolting to the en suite and locking that door as well. Almost on instinct, you threw your body to the toilet – forcing yourself to throw up everything you had just eaten. You always sobbed quietly as you regurgitated your meals, but this time was different. This time, you sobbed loudly – not caring if anyone heard you. The food kept coming, and each morsel that left your body caused more guilt.

“Hey!” Bucky’s voice called out from the other side of the bedroom door. “Are you okay?” You didn’t answer, too upset to respond to him. At this point, you didn’t care if he found out what you were doing…if anything, a part of you wanted him to find you. Some part of you needed him to. Hearing more of your sobbing and puking, Bucky easily broke the lock on the bedroom door and entered – making his way to the bathroom and breaking that lock as well. “Hey, hey, hey,” he spoke softly – kneeling down next to you and rubbing your back. “Are you okay?”

“No,” you sobbed – looking over at him with tear-stained cheeks. “I’m sorry, Buck.”

“Sorry? What’re you sorry for?” he asked frantically – desperately wanting to figure out what was happening. “Did something make you sick?”

You let out another sob. “I’ve been sick, Bucky.” His eyes searched yours for some sort of explanation, but the more you sobbed and gasped, the more he understood. Soon, the realization set in.

He pulled you close to him – wrapping his arms tightly around you. “How long?”

“Since high school,” you cried out.

He kissed the top of your head – resting his cheek on the same spot. “I’m so sorry I didn’t realize.” A tear escaped his beautiful blue eyes and landed in your hair. “I should’ve realized.” The feeling of being wrapped in his arms brought you a sense of calm – a feeling that everything would be alright. He wasn’t angry that you had just thrown up the food that he had worked hard on making. In that moment, all he cared about what you. “Do we need to go to the hospital?”

You shook your head. “No…please.” Bucky stood up and grabbed a wet washcloth and got your toothbrush together – helping you get up from the floor and clean up. He flushed the toilet while you brushed your teeth, and once you were done, he carried you to your bed. “Please stay…” Your voice was hoarse and weak as you practically begged the soldier to stay with you. “I can’t be alone.” Bucky nodded and lay next to you – pulling you close to him and rubbing your bath with his metal hand. The coolness of his arm soothed you enough and helped you catch your breath. “Please help me.”

“I’ll do anything you need me to do,” he promised – placing a gentle kiss on your head and holding you as you fell asleep from exhaustion in his arms.

[helpfandom]

maybe some platonic yandere norman bates hcs?

YIPPEE! Okay!

Tw: Suicide mention

Norma and Norman, a tumultuous pair, indeed.

Norman perhaps saw just a person, who shared a lot of traits, to the point of delusion. Not to say he isn't delusional, but it's more so him thinking that you must have been here for a reason, you must have gone here because you're supposed to be with him!

He naturally gives you the room of number 1, using his little hole from the office to sneak a peek at you, looking at every little thing in your suitcase you haphazardly left open- talking to mother in the house after he leaves, content with the moment he stole from you for now.

Speaking to mother in the home that now feels so empty, she echos his sentiment, wondering if you were merely a part that escaped.

So he watches from afar again, looking not from the hole in the wall, but from the doorway, stealing little clothes from the top of your suitcase before sneaking them into a dresser in his- rather, your, new room, waiting for you to be comfortable before asking you if you wanted some food.

"D-do you think that people l-like soulmates exist? S-some swans kill themselves after their p-p-partner -partner dies, so what do you think?" Looking around, you notice each stuffed bird in the corner, watching this interaction with dead eyes and a dead body. "Well, maybe, if it's really meant to be."

"Well, I think you're meant to be my sibling, my little kiddy sibling meant to be protected by me!"

Looking back and forth between him and the door does nothing to ease your worry.

A wide smile breaks out onto his face. "And I'm so glad you like momma's cooking already, this makes it easier. Good thing I have some Kandy Korn for dessert when you wake up."

And yet, despite your attempts, you don't even make it through the door before you black out, only him standing there with a proud smile on his face.

[sstardustt3]

-nina the killer headcannons-

First of all, she is the gossiper, she doesn’t nesserially like being in drama but she is nosy and she knows everything 

“That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets”

Speaking of her hair she has the most extensive hair care products because in highschool she straightened and relaxed her hair so much to the point that she almost had to shave her head because of all of the split ends and general so she started to take better care of her hair

Also, she’s probably the most hygienic of all the pastas and tries to encourage everyone to somewhat put in the effort to not smell like absolute shit and axe body spray

She loves, i mean absolutely adores piercings and she has done almost every pastas piercings, she also has angel bites because i said so

Also to add on to the whole piercing headcanon, she loves doing nails and hair, to be honest, if she wasn’t a murder she would 100% be the owner or atleast work at a salon that does just everything (hair,nails,piercings, etc)

Going back to the gossiping hc, her number one person to talk to is toby because he would be so invested into all of it

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Nina’s hand held a firm grip on toby’s left hand as she applied the nail polish to his fingers, taking smooth strokes as she coated each nail.

“And jane- oh my god jane she and this new goth chick have been so into each other the tension is insaneeee”

“Ohhh…wait j-jane is a lesbian?”

“Mhm and her and jane have been meeting up outside of the woods and making out.”

“Oh my god- i knew  something was up with because she’s been so giddy recently.”

“Mhm, and jeff is totally jealous.”

Toby gasped “noooo- are you serious?”

“Mhm.”

“See, i knew t-that asshole has been more pissy… never thought he’d get jealous though.” he muttered.

“Really? Jesus you really don’t pay attention do you… Oh and also-”

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And they proceed to talk until late into the night even after she finished painting his nails.

But moving on, i have a headcannon that since kate the chaser canonically in the games can’t talk i feel like nina learned and taught her sign language in effort to talk to her

 Similar thing with ej my headcannon is that he can’t really talk all that well anymore bc of possession shit and when he does talk it hurts like hell so that’s another reason nina knows sign language

She’s a huge fan of old 1980s-2000s media (clueless, downtown, 10 things i hate about you, heathers, mean girls, scilence of the lambs, jennifers body, diaria, etc) 

I feel like she’ll also love kandi stuff, necklaces, chokers, keychains, bracelets, you name it

Building off of that, i feel like she’d absolutely love raves and she makes it her life mission to go at least one every two weeks

I also feel like she’d have long nails naturally and despite this, she can can cook without any issues

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Alright that’s all i can think of rn, i do request btw so if you like my headcannons or if you like my writing in general please feel free to put one in my ask box <3

[heartofmorioh]

I was bored, so here are some NPMD headcanons

Steph -AFAB, she/they -biromantic, bisexual, and polyamorous -She can pull anyone and everyone -she dyes her hair a lot -They do really good makeup and put makeup on the rest of the nerdy prudes -She kinda smells like nutmeg? -She plays a lot of video games -Lowkey a twitter comedian -Allergic to cats and pollen -Likes sweet foods more than salty -Their favourite movie is Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Pete -AMAB, he/they + neos -biromantic and bisexual -the most responsible out of the group -not when it comes to Steph though, he would do anything for her -he would jump off a bridge if they did -Steph sometimes puts makeup on them and no one wants to admit it but they would make a really pretty girl -He reads a lot of classic novels and writes like dissertations on that shit for fun -most likely out of the nerdy prudes to join the smoke club -Spends like 75% of his time day dreaming but also somehow takes impeccable notes in school -They like the spring but get major allergies -falls in love super easily -enjoys gardening -Left handed and has pretty handwriting -favourite colour is green

Ruth -she/they/he + neos -She could be trans or cis i honestly don't know -biromantic and bisexual they will take anyone who will have them -Charlotte’s younger half-sister -Theatre kid till the day she dies (literally) -Knows a lot about mushrooms -can read tarot cards -Listens to old weird music like Kate Bush, showtunes, or like......fucking Hazbin Hotel music -Bo Burnham liker -Changes her name a lot but never sticks with it -Knows a lot of obscure plays -also falls in love super easily

Richie -AFAB he/him -bisexual and demibiromantic -He’s really not all that concerned with romance -He kind of has a thing for Steph though (everyone does) -tries to get his friends into anime but none of them really understand it -he’s an anime guy, ruth's a theatre guy. they may be besties but they just don't quite understand each other -Reada a ton of comic books -plays Pokémon -beats everyone at Super Smash Bros and Mario Kart EXCEPT Steph -one time he beat Paul (his uncle) at Mario Kart and Paul had a midlife crisis -he makes kandi and gives them to all his friends -Gets gender envy from anime characters

Grace -AFAB, she/her -lesbian -Okay she's the other most likely nerdy prude to join the smoke club -i have this idea in my head of her and Pete becoming stoners together -her and Pete are besties kind of -Really just a bundle of anxiety -knows a lot about botany -has like six versions of the same exact outfit -rides her bike everywhere -Has the shakiest hands of all time -Gets really nervous around Steph -stress baker

Max -AMAB, he/him -biromantic and bisexual because I said so. bi rights. -Unironically down kind of bad for Grace. She sort of hates him and is sort of just scared of him -possibly the worst cook known to man -okay so in my head he tries to impress Grace all the time but it never works -also has a lowkey massive crush on Kyle.....why else would he be so adamant that he can't date Brenda -Chronically offline. He won't STOP touching grass. He doesn't own a phone -has no concept of personal boundaries -Kind of a theatre kid. Secretly.

[mumblelard]

sight rhymes or mishmash menagerie

finn and fall came over after work yesterday and we sat at my kitchen table for hours eating unsurprisingly precise german pizzas, drinking faux claws, and talking about porch rot, pool khakis, paternal incarceration, and boxed wine

while the summer sun was setting, we were still living in a lost time talking about basement trolls, and widowed stag beetles, skimmer bunnies, eponymous hotels, chlorine antagonists, rage kandi, and all other kinds of nonsense. it was a really nice night

somehow this photo captures the head size curve breaking size of my head

i really don't like 'mishmash menagerie' but it's too fun to say and they wouldn't let me change it

yesterday was clean towel day and every time it's boba's favorite day of all time

i have three and a half gallons of cubed watermelon in my refrigerator this morning

my girlfriend is coming over tonight and we are going to swim at the river pool and cook hamburgers and watch perfect days on the couch and i can't wait

[astaraels]

Shameless Femslash February — Day One — Lipstick

Karen/Mandy, first kiss. (ao3)

@m4ndysk4nkovich @holymurdock @lovekenney to my lovely kandy shipper friends 😘

Mandy didn't remember how they'd started hating each other. Something had happened back in grade school, and all she knew was that Karen Jackson was a bitch—and later on, a slut. Mandy was both of those things, too, but at least she owned up to her reputation. Little miss sugar candy acted like she was some fucking saint—emphasis on the fucking—and Mandy was the trashy one. Bullshit.

But then they got paired together for a group project, some bio presentation that Mandy secretly thought was kind of interesting. She couldn't say so out loud; she'd be the laughingstock of her family if it turned out she was the one Milkovich who actually liked school sometimes. And so she found herself one autumn afternoon walking up the front steps of Karen Jackson's place, greeted at the door by batty old Sheila. Sure, it might have been weird that she had to put her boots in a plastic bag, but the carpet was actually really soft under her socked feet. Even better, Mrs. Jackson offered to cook for them while they worked at the table. Mandy almost missed the anxious look that passed over Karen's face as she glanced up at her.

“We'd really like that, Mom,” Karen said, which made Sheila clap her hands in delight and putter off towards the kitchen, talking to herself about whether to make…something or other. Mandy didn't catch the name of it, but Karen asked her a question about their presentation and they moved on. As time went on and Mrs. Jackson kept cooking, though, the smells coming from the kitchen were absolutely mouth-watering.

When Sheila brought out two plates of food and sat them down in front of both girls, it looked like nothing Mandy had ever seen before. But her stomach growled loudly, and she'd learned the hard way never to turn down food when it was offered. One bite became two, and Mandy had to stop herself from scarfing down the whole thing in one go.

“Holy shit—this food is amazing,” she said through a mouthful. Sheila exclaimed happily at the compliment, and Mandy added, “All I can do is make like, eggs and sausage.” When she looked up, she saw a guarded expression in Karen's gaze before the other girl gave her a closed-mouth smile. Her lip gloss listened in the overhead lights, and Mandy felt butterflies in her stomach.

—

Even after they'd finished their project, the two of them kept finding time to hang out, usually at Karen's place. Karen came by the Milkovich house once, but Mandy lived with too many brothers and didn't feel comfortable having a girl's afternoon there. Something about the Jackson's house was easier. Quieter. A space carved out for just the two of them.

Not only that, but it seemed like Karen's mom was always cooking, and Mandy never turned down the chance to try something new. She'd never get to travel the world, but this was a little glimpse of what there was to offer. And over the weeks, those guarded looks and blank expressions Karen got whenever her mom did something a little weird began to melt away.

Mandy didn't understand the whole situation, and she didn't think it wasn't her place to ask. Everyone in their neighborhood knew batty Sheila, but honestly, Mandy would rather have a mom who was a little crazy than a drug addict like her own was—a mom who was gone more than she was around. But she never said that to Karen. Moms weren't the easiest thing to talk about, after all.

—

One day, Mandy sat in the windowsill of the girl's bathroom at school, staring out at the gloomy rain as she took a drag off a cigarette, when someone cleared their throat behind her. When she looked over, she saw Karen standing there wearing a pink zip-up jacket, her hair curly from the rain and humidity.

Karen gave her a small smile. “Got any left? I'm all out.” She pulled herself up into the window seat across from Mandy.

“Last one, but we can share.” Mandy noticed that her lipstick had left a purple stain on the cigarette paper as she handed it over to Karen, who set it between her lips and took a long drag. The feeling of Karen's fingertips against her own made Mandy's skin tingle. She tried looking out the window again, but Karen bumped their hands together, passing the cigarette back. Mandy could see where the other girl's pink lip gloss had smudged against Mandy's lipstick on the roll. The taste of cotton candy mixed with nicotine as Mandy inhaled, and she couldn't tear her gaze away from Karen's lips.

“Thanks,” Karen said when Mandy passed it back to her once more.

“No problem,” Mandy told her. What she didn't say was kiss me.

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They were at Karen's house one Saturday afternoon—Ian said he had to work all day, and Karen told her that Lip was busy taking SATs for stupid rich kids. Mandy had thrown a bunch of her makeup and hair dye into a bag, and while she didn't exactly run to the Jackson's house, she barely managed to fight down her smile on the way over.

Karen had finally agreed to let Mandy put some purple streaks in her pretty blonde hair. “It'll piss my dad off, which makes it even better,” she said, and Mandy laughed. An old Courtney Love album blared from Karen's battered CD player as they got to work. And it was…well. Mandy had been dyeing her own hair for a few years now, but it was different doing it for someone else. Trust, for one, that she wasn't gonna fuck up. And for another, she couldn't help but appreciate the feeling of Karen's hair between her fingers. Mandy hadn't had a lot of girl friends—none who'd stuck around for very long, anyway. But Karen full on beamed at her in the mirror as Mandy covered the purple streaks with aluminum foil and clipped them up.

She let her fingers brush absently through the undyed parts of Karen's hair again, enjoying how soft and fine it felt to touch. There was nothing else, save for the sounds of old 90s grunge rock from down the hall in Karen's bedroom. Suddenly, Mandy felt her cheeks grow hot, saw Karen staring at her in the mirror, and she pulled away abruptly.

Stupid, stupid, stupid— she thought, and Karen only got up to follow her as Mandy stumbled a little out of the bathroom and back towards the other girl's room. Her head spun, and she fought the urge to break something, because these feelings wouldn't go away, and she knew what happened to Milkoviches who didn't toe the line. The shit that had gone down with her cousin Sandy last year was still ingrained in her memory.

But there was a hand on her wrist and she heard the door close, the sound of the lock turning almost deafening to her ears. Karen's fingers were small and slender as they pulled Mandy closer, turning her so she could card her free hand through Mandy's dark hair.

“It's okay,” Karen said, standing up on her toes, and all Mandy could think about when their lips met was that she tasted like cotton candy. When they pulled away she could see the soft smudges of her own pink lipstick on Karen's mouth. Karen grinned at her, hand on the back of Mandy's neck, pulling her in for another kiss, and another, until the world had narrowed down to just the two of them.

Mandy let her hand rest on Karen's hip, fingers sliding just a little bit under her t-shirt to touch the soft skin just above the waistline of her jeans. A wild thought passed through Mandy's head—what it might look like if she kissed Karen's skin all over. She was almost desperate to see how it would look if she left lipstick traces everywhere her mouth could reach.

This time, when Karen moved away to take a breath, Mandy was the one to pull her back in.