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[pandakatt]

Random ROTTMNT Bros Headcanons

First time posting in a looong time. Fk it I need a creative outlet.

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RAPH

Huge sweet tooth. Fave thing is chocolate. I picture him always reaching for milk chocolate or a cookies and cream bar

Prefers crunchy snacks

A moka type of guy.

Needs to have something sweet after dinner or else he feels like the day isn't over

Loves Sanrio characters. Hello Kitty, My Melody and Cinnamonroll are his favorites

Cracks his knuckles and neck constantly. Sounds super loud and concerning ("dude you ok?" Is usually what he hears after)

Gives the tightest most secure hugs

Finds ASMR relaxing but dislikes slime videos

Drinks A LOT of water and is reminding his brothers (mostly Donnie and Mikey) to stay hydrated

LEO

Likes chewy candy and lollipops. Go-to candy is Starbursts

Iced caramel macchiato guy. Will try seasonal drinks as long as they're iced. Only has hot drinks at night, it's like his little ritual

Takes forever to get ready for the night. Has a 10 step skincare routine that he is very diligent about

Has very rough but pretty hands. No matter how much lotion he applies his skin remains a bit on the dry side

Has a beautiful voice when humming but when he actually tries to sing he screams. Not tone deaf, just has bad projection

Likes to build figurines and model cars

The walls on his room are completely covered by posters, drawings (by Mikey of course) and pictures. Not a lot of frames, prefers tape

Likes those reddit voiceover TikToks

Tosses around in his sleep a lot and often kicks his blankets off. Sleeps with his mouth open and wonders why his throat feels dry.

DONNIE

Likes sour candy and salty snacks. Go-to's are those Airheads rainbow strips and Sour cream and onion chips.

His usual coffee order is a cold brew. Likes clean and intense flavors and NEEEDS his caffeine. Very little to no sugar, might add milk if he's in a particularly good mood.

Picky eater except when he cooks for himself. Knows what he likes and doesn't trust anyone else to make food exactly how he wants it (maybe will let Mikey cook for him but will micromanage him. Mikey hates it but complies most of the time)

Cannot eat spicy things at all. Ever so often he tries to see if he likes it he never does

Chews a lot of gum

Won't drink water unless it's flavored somehow and ICE COLD. Otherwise he feels like he can taste it and gets grossed out.

His hands are very nimble but covered in small cuts. Bites his nails and picks at his skin when very stressed

Likes soggy fries

MIKEY

Loves gummy candy and chocolate with add ins. Never can decide on what snack to have so he must get a sweet, a salty and a chocolate one, eats a bit of everything.

Licks the powder off Takis and spits out the chip. Prefers popcorn to chips.

Dislikes coffee. Prefers to have soda, likes how the carbonation feels in his mouth. Never passes on a good milkshake

Always has paint under his nails and on his face, not because he doesn't wash but because he uses it constantly.

Most of the things he owns are covered in stickers

His phone screen is cracked but visible. Destroys headphones and has to replace them frequently

His room is the messiest but somehow never misplaces things. Has those "mom powers" where he finds lost things without even looking

Loves cooking, hates doing the dishes. When it's his turn to cook for the fam, always asks one of his brothers to "help" him but he only makes them clean after him. Usually it's Raph.

Snorts and wheezes when he laughs

Collects gachapon miniatures and pins

Fave art medium to use is spray and acrilic paint. Least favorite is colored pencils and watercolor

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I have so many more of these headcanons. In the last month Rise has been occupying the majority of my brain and I need other people to know about my hyperfixation.

Also if I made any spelling/grammar errors I appreciate corrections! English is not my first language and sometimes my brain glitches

Hope you enjoyed and let me know if you want any more ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

[chereus]

Save a Horse, ride a cowboy | JJ. Maybank

Summary; Reader gets back from a trip to the mainlands and just wants to make sweet sweet love to her boyfriend.

Pairings; JJ Maybank x Fem!Reader

Warnings; Somnophilia!!, DUBCON!!, pegging, slight mommy kink, best friends sister, usage of a v!brator, (kinda) established secret relationship, P IN V contact with no protection *I’M UNWELL, OK.*, very minimal editing —lemme know if I missed any please!

Cherries Notes; y’all. What in the hell is this? I just imagine John B waking up to absolutely violent moaning and thinking, “what the fuck?” Because honestly, he’s not wrong.

Cherries Notes PT2; don’t bully me ok, this work is literally from months ago. I barley recognize my own writing.

Word count; 2.1k

JJ has been extremely horny all this past week. To the point where he could just think about his girlfriend and get hard. Unfortunately she was on a trip to the mainlands with her friends. It was extremely frustrating to not be able to talk to his best friend about his girl troubles considering this girl in particular was his sister.

Ever since their dad got lost at sea John B became her father figure and would absolutely flip if he found out that they were together. JJ wasn’t too concerned about it since he knew that even though John B would be absolutely furious in the beginning, there’s no way he could stay mad at his lifelong best friend and someone he considered to be his brother.

So here he laid, in the humid dark room of the chateau thinking of how he was going to nail his little sister when she got back. In this very room. He was thinking about how first he’d teasingly kiss her plump lips and wrap his hand delicately around her throat as their tongues messily tangled together. About every time she’s pull back for air he’d smile into her kiss and pull her back in further.

About how he would move his hands up and down her body in a way they both know only he could do to her. About how he’d smush their entangled bodies together by the widest part of her hips. About how he’d fall back on the bed and take her with him by her thighs and have her straddle him. And most of all he was thinking about how much he missed her.

How while he explicitly missed her touch and deep romantic kisses and the hidden desire in her eyes he also missed the way she’d snort when she laughed. Or when she got angry and she’d pout. Or when she would take care of him when he she knew he had a bad day. Or when she knew he just needed comfort.

The thought of her not coming back was sending JJ into a mindset that he wasn’t equipped to deal with when she wasn’t here, ironically enough. So he decided that going to sleep would be the best option right now.

It was the wee hours of the morning by the time that you got back to find JJ curled up in your bed sleeping. You smiled softly and thought about how last week before your trip you had talked about wake up sex. JJ was more than happy to indulge in that fantasy. In fact he more than begged and pleaded for you to start the gracious level of kinky shit you guys were into right away. You had slept the entire car ride home so you were energized just enough to mount your boyfriend like a horse and ride him into the sunrise.

You knew how heavy of a sleeper JJ was so there was no need to be extremely quiet. You did however take caution in the fact that he looked harder than a rock and hadn’t been touched by anyone other than himself in a a little over a week so he’d be extremely sensitive when you tried to touch him. You knew exactly what the man liked. And what he liked was to not be in control all the time. He absolutely adored when you’d boss him around in bed. And even more so he enjoyed being the brat everyone knew he was. You had been teasing him on the phone all week just getting him riled up so you could go for hours when you got back.

Setting your bags in her closet you pull out a medium sized black box with all of your favorite sexual related things. You scan the box looking for four bundles of rope and your strap on harness. Deciding to be nice you take out your and JJ’s favorite attachment. An 7 inch long duel ended vibrating dildo. You love it because fits perfectly snug inside you while you giving the best performance of your life.

As you move to tie JJ to the bed you could help but smile at the sight of him cuddling the pillow in place of you. Continuing with the task at hand you slowly remove the pillow from JJ’s death grip. He turns and groans at this action which you find equally as cute. Even in his sleeping form he always has to be touching you in some way. When you successfully get both of his wrists tied to the headboard you move on to his ankles. You notice how he’s starting to stir a little from his restricted movement so you take that as a sign to move faster.

A few minutes later you have successfully tied your boyfriend to the bed and we’re beginning to quickly strip your clothes off. The quicker you went the hornier you got. JJ always slept practically naked anyways. It seemed that his horniness got the best of him tonight and he was completely naked. But usually anything short of just his boxers was too hot. You definitely didn’t complain. Easy access.

As you moved to approach the bed you stopped by your nightstand and grabbed the bottle of lube that occupied the tight space of the upper drawer. Also easy access.

Crawling over JJ you sat directly in the middle of his thighs so when he woke up he would see you pounding into him. Luckily you’d tied his legs far enough apart that you didn’t have to worry about wiggle room as there was plenty.

You started by kissing his hip bones and then working your way up his perfectly chiseled abs kissing one after the other. He softly moaned in his sleep from your feathery kisses. Once you made your way up through his stomach and chest you quietly nudged your face with his, brushing your lips over his own. He groaned with the sudden attention not wanting it to stop. You quietly pulled away and sat down on your calves. Lubing up the toy adequately and lubing the rim of his anus. His cock twitched and he deeply groaned at the cool sensation.

Lining up the toy and his delicate hole you slowly start to push in. JJ let’s out a loud moan and his eyes shoot open. You ignore him and speed up gently. Your thrusts were beginning to get deeper and JJ is still half asleep moaning his heart out.

“What the fu—” he groggily starts but the words soon die on his lips as you thrust a particularly rough thrust. You lean forward and kiss him on the lips and mutter an ‘I love you’.

As your thrusts begin to get deeper and faster the other end that had currently resided up your vagina begins to hit every nook and cranny of your vaginal cavity. You couldn’t hold the moan that was brewing in your throat and certainly not when you heard JJ mutter “harder”, along with a strangled moan.

The deeper he moaned the harder you went. At some point you remembered that this toy had a remote that made it vibrate and you took full advantage of that. Grabbing the remote from the right side of the bed you don’t hesitate in quickly cranking it up.

You could tell that JJ was doing more than stellar as he couldn’t even form complete sentences out of pure pleasure. This created a massive grin to spread across your face in euphoria. JJ was right, you should’ve done this so much sooner.

As you thrusted in the deepest, most sensitive parts of your boyfriend, you couldn’t help but just put your hands anywhere and everywhere. JJ seemed to appreciate the warmth of your petite hands as your nails dug into him wherever they could find a spot. He was getting close you could tell by the slight arch in his back and the furrow of his brows. One last time your hands slid down his inner thighs scraping with your nails before you gently grabbed his swollen cock.

As you started to rub up and down JJ’s face twisted in fiery bliss. He was so close but so far. Watching him get absolutely demolished by something he did to you on a weekly basis had something deep in you stirring. As you came up on your high you started to rub harder and faster on him. His moans were unrecognizable at this point. You’d never heard him make those sounds before. They were deep and husk like. It would’ve sent you over the edge if you weren’t so focused on giving your boyfriend the time of his life.

One sharp trust later and JJ was spurring hot cum all over your hand and his stomach. Before your you removed your hand from his sensitive member and lifted it to your mouth and licked it all up you made sure to turn the vibrator on low as to not cause too much overstimulation. He attentively watched you preform all your actions as he was sure to get hard again after not having a proper orgasm in over a week.

His eyes widened as you resumed your thrust. “W-what are you doing?” He finally spoke.

“Good morning sunshine. How’d you sleep?” You menacingly taunted. If he wasn’t too fucked out to come up with a response he’d demand that you untie him immediately and let him maul you like a bear.

He whined as your slow speed made him feel like he was about to explode. You just laughed in his face as he would do to you.

“Baby, you wanna make mommy feel good don’t you? Hmm?” You asked reaching down to kiss him everywhere but the lips.

His submissive side was showing and you couldn’t savor enough of it. He mumbled a quiet, “yes.” That made your heart clench in awe.

You were careful not to cause too much overstimulation for him as it made him physically uncomfortable but just enough for you both to start sweating like bitches in heat.

You cranked the volume back up to full speed and everything was buzzing. Your head flew back in pleasure. You wanted, no needed JJ to be touching you. You rested deep inside of him while you untied his arms from the bed frame.

“Touch me JJ I need to feel your hands on me.” You eagerly demanded. JJ wasted no time in pulling you down to his level and kissing you like his life depended on it.

Your thrusts became sloppy at this angle so JJ hoisted you in place so the vibrator inside you was hitting directly the right spots. Your kisses mended with his to insure that neither of you knew who was breathing who’s air. Your hands hadn’t left JJ’s hips since your turn to finish and it was driving him crazy.

Just before you tipped over the edge JJ lifts up his head and says, “fuck, your so gorgeous.” And you were sent spiraling and cursing as your thrusts almost completely stopped and you realized JJ had came again without you even touching him or even acknowledging that he was there other than for your pleasure the second round.

You quickly shut all the vibrating devices off and removed your strap on. The thin layer of sweat covering your entire body was enough to make you chuckle at what just happened.

“I don’t think I give you enough credit J, that’s a lot harder than it looks.” You say lifting yourself from the bed.

“Yeah, well, I don’t wanna take all the credit,” he sarcastically murmured from his same spot as you untied his ankles.

“Oh ya, come on. Let’s go get you cleaned up.” You said dragging him from his middle of the bed antics.

When he finally tried to stand up from the side of the bed he immediately sat back down with widened eyes, “I don’t think I give you enough credit y/n, that’s a lot harder than it looks.”

“Yeah, well, I don’t wanna take all the credit,” you laughed back helping him up.

As you were cleaning each other up and washing each other in the shower he bent down and gave you a long slow kiss and clearly said, “I love you more.” With a smile on his face.

[justtkatt]

Grimmons doodle

[didyoutrydynamite]

Offering Support

A/N: Was watching an anime recently, and got inspired by a particularly funny scene to write this. Now get ready for some embarrassing misunderstandings and phrasing!

May: *Sitting around the JNRZ dorm, reading up on some of her books. Her mind couldn't help but wander back to earlier when Ciel gave her another one of her delusional lectures about Jaune.* (Gods that girl is really starting to get on my nerves. Getting real tired of her calling Commander a deviant. There’s no way that Jaune could be half the pervert she claims he is.)

Jaune: *Walks into the JNRZ dorms* Oh, hey May! I was hoping to talk to you about something. (Heard she didn’t do so well on the last psychology test. I should try to ask to see if she needs help)

May: Hello, Commander. What is it?

Jaune: *Rubs the back of his neck.* Well, I’ve been hearing a rumor lately and… I wanted to ask you, have you gotten D’s lately?

May: … D’s? (Rumors? What on Remnant could he be talking about?)

Jaune: Yeah, you know! I’ve been noticing you’ve been kinda slouching lately, maybe like something is weighing you down? (Maybe something has been on her mind lately causing her grades to slip?)

May: (Weighing me down? Wait… is he? No way Jaune can’t be possibly asking-)

Jaune: It’s alright you know, I mean. We all can’t have A’s like Reese does.

May: *A bright blush appears on her face, and stands up indignantly.* That is none of your business!! (OH MY GOD, IS JAUNE ASKING ME ABOUT MY CUP SIZE?! Can’t have A’s like Reese?! What the hell does that mean? Does Jaune prefer smaller breasts? That would explain Weiss though… wait, that's not the point right now!)

Jaune: (Whoa. Looks like I must have hit a nerve, I guess the rumors were true.) I-I know it’s embarrassing to talk about, but as your leader I just want to make sure you’re getting the support you need.

May: M-My support is just fine without your concern!! (H-he said that there’s rumors spreading around school. Oh gods, did everyone notice that I grew a cup?! GAH I’M GOING TO DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT!)

Jaune: (She’s taking it harder than I thought. She has been one of the smarter students in our classes, must not be used to asking for help) Look May, I get it. Growing up with seven sisters I’ve gotten plenty of experience with this sort of thing. (Us Arcs never were the best test-takers.)

May: *Still fighting back her blush* (Oh, guess Jaune really is used to this kind of stuff then. I mean, he grew up with seven sisters, so he's probably had this talk like a dozen times before. That's probably why he's asking me about my cups so nonchalantly. Poor Commander, his sisters must have completely shattered any awkwardness around puberty for him.) *Sighs* I-I’m sorry for yelling at you, Commander. U-usually I’d have this kind of conversation with my dads. I don’t usually share things this personal.

Jaune: *Nods* I understand. May, I know we’ve only known each other for not even a full semester yet, but I do want you to know that if you’re going through anything, I’ll happily lend you an ear. We’re a team now, and as leader you, Neon, and Reese are my top priority.

May: *Smiles* Thank you, Jaune. That… that means alot to me.

Jaune: So. Are the rumors true then?

May: *Gets shy* Well, s-sort of.

Jaune: You won’t get any judgment from me, lay it on me.

May: (Phrasing!) U-until recently it was E, but as of the other day, F.

Jaune: …Wow.

May: *Blush* Y-You said you wouldn’t judge!

Jaune: I-I’m not! It’s just… (A straight up fail?! Man, something really must be bothering May to fail a test like that.)

May: I know. I know, it’s… big.

Jaune: … Well now I have to see this for myself. (Least I can do is check over her test and see what she's struggling with.)

May: *Entire body turns beet red* E-E-E-E-E-EXCUSE ME!? NO YOU MAY NOT!!

Jaune: May.

May: No!

Jaune: This is a big deal!

May: *Scoffs* Oh I bet it is!

Jaune: It’s not like I haven’t seen them before! (Lord knows I’ve failed a test or two)

May: That was one time, and it was an accident! (Damn one-room dorm!)

Jaune: *Starting to get frustrated* (She hasn’t been like this since initiation! It’s not the end of the world to fail a single test!!) May, you’re beginning to act like a child. Not even Neon put up this much of a fight when I asked to see hers.

May: Oh BIG surprise! Neon doesn’t have a problem showing our leader her C’s! GOOD FOR YOU! Also how dare YOU call me a child when you’re begging for milk like a four year old!?

Jaune: Milk is a perfectly acceptable drink on its own and I am tired of pretending it’s NOT!! That’s it, as Team Leader, I am now ORDERING you to show me your test!

May: *Shaking with rage* Ordering me? ORDERING ME?! You know what? FINE! If you want to see my test so goddamn bad then- *Zips the front of her jacket half way down before stopping* - Wait, did you just say test?

Jaune: *Confused face* Yeah, your last psychology test. Why? Did you think we were talking about something else?

May: *Brain starts crashing in on itself from the sudden wave of shame and embarrassment as realization starts setting in, sending her into autopilot.* … I thought you were talking about my boobs.

Jaune: What? No! No… *Brain starts quickly going over the whole conversation they had, his mind slowly disintegrating as he fully comprehended the misunderstanding* Oh. Oh no. Oh noooo… noooooOOO!! *Falls into a fetal position as he is overcome by new levels of embarrassment once thought impossible.*

May: *Still frozen in the exact same pose, jacket  half zipped down* …Ciel. That girl’s craziness is spreading…

Neon/Reese: *Walk into the dorm in the middle of May’s and Jaune’s mental breakdowns*

Neon: Hey guys! We’re back- Whoa.

Reese: What the hell did we miss?

May/Jaune: *Whimper in mental anguish*

[m80495]

|| OutOfCombat ;;

Been toying with the idea of making a multimuse blog to migrate a bunch of Twitter muses over to tumblr, imagined writing 60+ documents, got dizzy. 🥴 Perhaps not.

[evilrwbyfan]

dumb headcanons i made during class (some have heavy bias, some are heavyv projections)

all of team strq has anger issues, each of them deal with it differently and some deal with it better than others. tai and qrow are probably the most chillaxed regarding their temper

raven has always found summer intimidating and looks up to her, her crush started around their second year at beacon

ruby hates having dry skin

weiss doesn’t do well with physical touch, but she usually always accepts small stuff like hand holding and shoulder holding, ruby being the exception with more bigger forms of physical affection

raven’s love languages are acts of service, words of affirmation, and physical touch

raven listens to 90s alternative rock when she actually feels like listening to music

yang has a minecraft youtube that she makes videos with, usually showing off her private builds or reviewing mods

weiss cannot be trusted in video games, she will destroy everything unintentionally

ruby bakes, yang grills, blake cooks, and weiss does absolutely nothing. dont trust her near the kitchen

summer is a comic nerd like ruby, before she died she had a box or two just of comic books that have been lent to ruby

blake makes music but she is a beginner. she takes tips from weiss

ruby and sun are fans of weiss’ music, think of swifties sort of likers

raven and cinder’s odd relationship started during their teamup, one night they had a hookup and haven’t stopped having flings every so often. their relationship is built up on hatesex stress-relieving (aka pretty unhealthy) but overtime, they end up falling for the other in some sort of sense and neither of them know what to do

raven still has summer’s cape, she sleeps with it sometimes

ruby’s love languages are quality time, physical touch, and words of affirmation

90% of the rwby cast are trans and gay

during their beacon years, qrow would taunt raven with her crush on summer since he most likely wouldve found out before the others

despite summer’s resentment towards raven, she still cares about her and misses her. she doesnt do anything about it though, both of them know raven can’t really come back from that

winter plays shooters and she’s a fucking boss at it

penny had a youtube where she talked about betta fish (*smiling*)

penny enjoyed walks through the night

blake and yang make card towers together to pass the time, ruby joins in occasionally

cinder is illiterate due to her upbringing

blake probably listens to k-pop and if not blake, then definitely ruby

if fnaf exists in rwby, ruby is a fnaf kid

pyrrha was a painter and taught weiss how to use watercolors. weiss doesn’t paint as much as she used to because of her association of it with pyrrha

ruby and pyrrha did gardening together, granted pyrrha was mainly in control of the garden. ruby was really just there to spend time with her, but she did help with what she could

yang had a small crush on pyrrha when she was around

penny liked to collect things, no matter what it was. usually nature sort of stuff, like rocks and sticks, maybe even sand until it got everywhere

penny made paper puppets

before flash got shut down, sun would make shitty sonic flash games

sun was a newgrounds kid

neo uses her semblance to reach tall things and to bring stuff to her when she doesn’t wanna stand

raven cries listening to autoheart (cause it’s funny)

neon uses her tail to bring people closer to her or to “hold their hands”

ruby always thought neon was cute

summer’s love languages are quality time, physical touch, and gift giving

cinder has trouble connecting with people and she doesn’t try to, so when she felt an unsettling feeling in her stomach due to neo’s (and emerald’s lol) absence she didn’t know how to deal with it

^ (adding onto the emerald note) cinder convinces herself she doesn’t really care about Emerald, because for the most part it IS true, but she was oddly hurt to see Emerald’s change. She got attached to Emerald during their time together (mainly because of emerald’s OWN attachment), but she was never aware of it

blake likes to sleep under beds, but she doesnt tell anyone

90% of the rwby cast is autistic

RUBY IS AUTISTIC!!!!!! and has ptsd (pretty sure the ptsd one is canon tho)

raven has bpd and ptsd

ruby has a lot of ocs she doesnt know what to do with. she doesn’t even remember most of their names

emerald is a roleplayer

weiss prefers to follow schedules and routines heavily

pyrrha and ruby probably wouldve bonded over the pressure of high expectations, being a leader/a warrior, and ended up getting closer that way

during beacon, summer was always the one to make sure raven got to class on time, she would either be late or just try skipping usually. there were rare moments where raven convinced summer to skip with her, just to be alone together

[ben-man]

Please tell me more about fat Light. I’m so curious

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I AM TO TALK ABOUT THIS I am quite literally physically vibrating. I grew up fat and remain fat so please for the love of fuck nobody be rude about me being just unfiltered about this.

Light Yagami is so obsessed with his exterior shell. His like beautiful ornate carapace. His mask. He's obsessed with his image, and a huge reason for this is his fathers position in society and being the perfect son to make his family proud and the fact that he is empty. There is a certain type of childhood where you grow up with a pit in your gut and anger in your heart and no reasonable place to put it or explanation for why you feel that way.

He is a young boy given the power to kill people, and an unnatural boredom borne of his privilege, nature, and power. He's unchallenged by school, he finds no connection in those around him, the distance between him and his family may as well be a chasm. There is no 'real' Light Yagami you will find under that flesh he cloaks himself in (because he doesn't even know who he is himself, he never got the opportunity to.)

I write this fairly often but I hate the characterization where Light is written as if Light and Kira are two different people. Kira is a young boys realization that if he acts sweet and remorseful enough he can get away with breaking other kids toys. It's the fucking feeling in the air when someone's position gives them the power to do whatever bloody cruel thing they want. Kira is a round-faced boy with a terrible weapon to kill. Many people forget that when Light first killed someone (in the manga) he basically cowered under his bedsheets for an entire night. He is bored, and he is empty, and to him excitement and feeling comes when he is so nervous he feels bile in his mouth.

In my mind he grows up fat, he's a pudgy fucking kid. And you know when you're young and fat and you are meant to be fingerpainting you crawl up that step stool and look in the mirror wondering why your soft, fat, unmanageable body doesn't look good enough.

And when you become an adult, for some the doorway to changing your body opens. It can fucking eat you whole man! And I write Light Yagami with these issues and interpret him as having a fuck ton of internalized fatphobia and body image issues, and now he's thin, unhealthily so. I usually write him struggling with eating.

When I do write him having the happy ending he doesn't deserve, I write him gaining weight as a good thing, and that means a lot to me! Internalized fatphobia makes you bitter and cruel not just to yourself but to others. He gets a very prominent double chin and gets larger gradually as he ages I think.

Also my friend @kattidiot wrote a BEAUTIFUL (unpublished) Light Yagami drabble about him being a child and crushing ants and his mother teaching him to bake so he directs that energy not toward covering his fingers in bug guts and he's looking back on that childhood and describes his fat little boy hands and how he doesn't want to add too much butter or sugar and so it always comes out wrong and his cruel perspective on his own baby-faced self is like so well written its like electric.

Anyway yeah diversity win the deranged mass murderer is fat.

[nothingfrompoland]

thinking back to when this textbook in a chapter about 18th century Prussia and Frederick the Great described the Hans Katte incident (the red underlining and everything preceding), while referring to Hans Katte as his friend, then wrote "This incident, however, did not change the future monarch's preferences" (purple underlining). The ruler was also considered a master of blowing the flute (green underlining)".

[themagikmirror]

🐲 Let's Begin the Transition 🐉

Greetings & Again, HappyNewYear! Im starting off 2024 praying that we can all manifest & maintain a ThroatChakra as strong, active and healed as Katt Williams LOL, especially if you’ve been following along with my 2023 content ! This video is full of quick reminders and tips to start 2024 as we simultaneously come out of 2023’s Final Mercury Retrograde ! I start the video explaining why self care is not selfish AT ALL right now! It’s aligned with what God needs us to do to be our best! Self Care may come through a multitude of things for us this Winter Season like slowing our pace, better boundaries, stillness, deeper meditation and realigning with regimens, rituals and routines that refill our cups. A chunk of the video reviews time stamps where I received similar messages, yet I still give additional info about how this Mercury RX may challenge us to communicate & engage with more honesty, intention & mindfulness. Lastly, before giving a quick reading : I drop downloads putting the start of each “New Year” into perspective. The most important thing opening up 2024, is PEACE .

Here are some key messages from Spirit right now : 🕊️“Peace is trusting yourself, having/building faith and listening to your intuition.” 🕊️“Internal Guidance > External Guidance right now “ 🕊️“What’s Meant for You Will Match Your Peace, not disturb it” 🕊️“It Will Work Out in God’s Timing” 🕊️"Remember all that I've brought you through..."

Definitely use January to GO WITHIN! Coming out of this RX you should feel more confident in your voice, truth & personal wisdom. No one can advise you better than yourself right now. Starting off the year may come with a little bit of disillusion & unmet expectations from 2023. There may be a bit of grief and confusion around things that didn’t go or aren’t going quite as expected, as well as uncertainty with how to move forward. Know our guides don’t want us to cry over spilled milk and ESPECIALLY over milk that has yet to spill! Reflect & Release as needed, but try not to sulk in that energy. Instead, tap into your spirituality and communal resources to get you through your struggles. Understand there’s a bigger picture at play and transitioning into a new space/new year is a chance for you to think & dream bigger when feelings of lost hope & faithlessness seep in. Know if you are maintaining YOUR PEACE, you are always winning in God’s eyes! Prioritizing Peace is the key to getting the most out of January 2024 and anchoring yourself through this major state of transitioning from an old space into something new.

🪞Self Check with these questions / Meditate on where you are beginning 2024 :

Are you listening to your body?

Do you have rituals, community & connections that fuel your faith?

What is the main thing(s) you harbor disappointment about from 2023?

How can you release your expectation / idea of how things should’ve been in 2023 or could be in 2024?

What does prioritizing YOUR peace look, feel & sound like in January 2024?

🚫No written Retrograde Receipt graphic for this one

🚫No additional written summary (its already in the caption)

🪞✨Join Post+ for community building, Book the Full Moon Session under service on the Facebook Page for Year Ahead/2024 readings : divine message & a divine look at your authentic reflection!

[fractured-fables]

I think im just gonna scrap Jasper entirely. I mean, Emory is right there. It doesn't really make sense for both of them to exist. So. Emory is going to be Cheshire for Phineas & Alice, and then when Finnegan comes to Wonderland Vincent will be Cheshire. This also means that Vinny can't be in MaaC (like Emory he has no Alternates) but that was more of an AU anyway, plus he can always be an actor since LIW is a TV show in that verse.

This also means that Silver (Jasper's wife) and Violet (their daughter) will also be scrapped as im pretty sure Emory is aroace?? He has no desire for a romantic relationship or even children. I suppose Delilah can be with him to replace Violet but idk since, again, Vincent is taking over the role when Finnegan enters.

[motokeith]

remember when I got so sick of the k/ance discourse that I became a Katt shipper out of spite

[daydadahlias]

How do you feel about MiM's success? did you expect it?🤓

oh boy i sure am gonna say some words!

this is an interesting ask bc I don't really perceive MiM as being very successful personally.

I mean, I'm so immensely happy with the reaction it's getting and the interaction it's getting (bc any interaction on writing is literally the best thing in the world) and I absolutely love having the opportunity to share it more than anything!!!

but it's hard to think of it as being successful because I am, of course, comparing to every other fic I've ever posted on the same platform. and, in comparison to the reaction Scene 14 and Take Notes were actively getting as I was posting them live in the same manner I'm currently posting MiM, this is a considerably smaller reaction.

for context, a chapter of MiM usually gets somewhere between 2-5 comments (and maybe around 5 asks let's say). In contrast, Scene 14 was probably getting a consistent 5-7 comments every update (and, if I'm remembering correctly, probably around 10 asks, which is insane to think about in retrospect). Take Notes, in addition, would be getting around 7-10 comments a chapter (and probably ~10 asks as well but I don't really know that number; i'm just making shit up).

Also, I do think it's worth briefly noting that Bite Marks (another chaptered fic I tried to post on a schedule; rip my baby) has about double the amount of subscriptions that MiM has and (what I consider to be) considerably more kudos while also being significantly shorter.

So, when you're looking at the actual "statistics" of fics I've posted, I don't see MiM as being all that successful.

this is of course not to give the impression that I think MiM should have more comments/interaction or anything because I'm not a little greedy monster yknow and I really would be happy and content if only one person read it.

but I just don't think it would be accurate of me to say I think the fic is successful within the scope of how fics of mine have done in the past.

however, this statistical drop off is simply because our fandom is significantly smaller now than it was when I was posting Scene 14 and Take Notes. I could post either of those fics right now and I simply do not think they would do nearly as well as they did in 2021.

But, since those are the posting experiences I have to compare to for all my work in the future, I am well aware that no fics I post following them will ever get the same level of interaction and - therefore - I will never be able to perceive them as being successful. which,, sounds depressing dfghjk but i swear it's not!! it's not something i let myself dwell on (especially bc it's something ALL the writers in our fandom are experiencing). I write fics for me and whoever wants to read them can. it's a blessing to get to be able to share stuff at all!! and all i need is just one reader to keep posting <3

in terms of expecting it, I would say maybe that I never really have any expectations of how people will respond to fics. i'm never right when i make predictions anyway. I just never really know, so I think I'm always a little surprised by how people respond. even after 3 years of posting in the same fandom, i dont think i'll ever get over the "omg people read my stuff and like it" feeling.

so, TL;DR, i feel really good about MiM bc anyone is reading it at all :)

hope that kind of answers this, sorry for the tangent

[luv4dou]

to kickstart this blog, mind sending me sum reqs?! >.< phweasssee :o (18+ only!!)

[peixotizando]

Seeing Red - Capítulo 31 - De olhos fechados

hELLO there! Here we bring a knew chapter and this one is a lot. Also, @f-redfieldauthor is here too!

Oh, boy

Here we go! This one is... hot. Yeah.

(prev)

- Algumas coisas. - Respondeu quando percebeu que estava em silêncio por tempo demais. Blake tinha o olhar suave, mais preocupado do que antes, mas cheio de amor, carinho e aceitação. Ela se aproximou, apanhando os pratos das mãos de Yang e acenando para que a acompanhasse. Enquanto iam para a sala, Yang continuou falando: - Estava tudo bem lá no MC hoje cedo, então Nora apareceu com uma mensagem da Neon e… 

Yang se interrompeu. Percebendo como a expressão de Blake fechou. Elas ainda não tinham falado sobre Neon e o que ela representou para Yang durante os oito anos que se passaram sem a Belladonna. Com toda a tensão que se instalou, Yang assistiu como Blake continuou agindo com tranquilidade, colocando os pratos em cima da mesa de centro, afastando os papéis do sofá e batendo nele para que ela sentasse.

- E então? - Blake acenou para ela continuar falando, apanhou um pãozinho salgado e mordeu. O clima tinha mudado, claramente, mas Yang não sentiu hostilidade ou intranquilidade, apenas algo que ainda não tinha sido conversado. Mas, Blake não parecia querer falar disso agora e, sim, sobre o que estava incomodando Yang. Ela soltou um ‘hmmm’ enquanto mastigava. - Esse deve ser o melhor que já fez. 

Fazendo o que ela lhe pediu, Yang sentou, apanhou um pãozinho salgado, virando-o entre os dedos, admirando o trabalho. Concordava com Blake, era o mais bonito que já fez, mas não sentia fome para comer um desses agora. O colocou de volta no prato e recostou no sofá. 

- Você com certeza conhece Roman Torchwick. - Yang olhou para Blake, recebendo um olhar preocupado e um aceno. Suspirando pesadamente, continuou: - Não sei se você sabe, mas Neon ajuda umas garotas a terem empregos, lhe dá um teto, salário digno. Ela dá para essas meninas tudo que precisam para continuar vivendo de forma honesta. Porém, é normal que algumas desviem desse caminho para irem atrás de mais dinheiro ou drogas. Não é sempre que acontece, mas quando acontece… normalmente a culpa é do Torchwick. 

- Torchwick pegou uma das garotas dela. Por isso que ela foi atrás de vocês? - Blake perguntou, esperta como sempre. Yang tentou não sorrir, mas o fez minimamente. Não virou para olhá-la, mas, com o canto do olho, a viu pegar mais um pãozinho. Doce, dessa vez. 

(+ on ao3)

[legerescriptor]

Diesen Freitag hab ich mal ein altes Konzept ausgegraben, das ich immer noch sehr schön finde. Es ist das Kiss, Marry, Kill, das ich bereits einmal bei Schoethe angewandt habe. Weil es mir aber sehr viel Spaß gemacht hat, das zu schreiben, habe ich mir gedacht, ich mache das noch für ein paar andere Couples, die ich shippe.

Diese Woche wären das dann Friedrich der Große und Katte. Und auch die nächsten zwei Fanfiktions sind Kiss, Marry, Kill Fanfiktions, die ich alle schon vor sehr langer Zeit geschrieben und bisher nur nicht gepostet habe (fragt mich nicht, warum).

Damit man die auch alle auf einmal finden kann, habe ich eine series auf AO3 erstellt, in die ich jede einzelne hochladen werde und lasse auch das Kiss, Marry, Kill im Titel. Ich habe nur noch ein paar Worte angehängt, damit das nicht zu verwirrend ist, wenn man sie sucht.

So heißt die Schoethe-Fanfic jetzt "Ein Gedicht für dich" und die Fratte-Fanfic von heute trägt den Untertitel "Ein Königreich für dich"

Ich hoffe, das Konzept der Fanfiktions ist leicht zu verstehen und gefällt zumindest zum Teil.

[kattwriting]

A writing exercise

Red        Echo      Dart       Dawn    Moral

He greeted the dawn in his usual fashion, on the balcony with a coffee wearing nothing but his underwear. The screams from the previous night were becoming a distant memory, a faint echo in the stillness of the morning. As he drank his coffee, he pondered the situation that he found himself in. A completely abandoned city during the day, but every night a horde of monsters came after him. He looked out to the horizon and ignored the figures darting around in the streets below him, knowing that they were not truly there. As he drained the last of his coffee and turned around there lay the bodies of those he killed last night, their blood oozing red from the many lacerations that his sword made. He felt a twinge of moral panic before taking a deep breath and told himself, “the dead won’t suffer”.