joker joker 😣🙏 please pleaseee
a/n: SKDNJS I'M FINALLY FREE TO ANSWER MY ASKS 😭 allow me to use this ask to insert some random headcanons of our favorite pookie bear while I work on the other joker fics I got for you 🤩 these are so bad im so sorry
There is something about the Joker that gives "DARRRRRLLINNGGGGG GUESS WHO JUST ESCAPED THE PSYCCHHHH WARDDD"
He would say this to Batman after escaping Arkham for the millionth time
Kicks feet and giggles
Someone please sedate me
I know damn well they had to put a muzzle on this man in Arkham because he bit someone for talking bad about Batman
It was Killer Croc 💀
I think this man loves sprinkles for some reason -- specifically rainbow sprinkles
Like he needs it on his ice cream or else he won't eat it
Like he would rob a store at gunpoint for rainbow sprinkles
And then go, “Oh nooo, I hope a big, bad, Bat doesn’t come and stop me” type shit 😭
Speaking of ice cream, I wholeheartedly believe Joker is lactose intolerant
Does he care?
Not in the slightest
He is guzzling milk, cheese, and ice cream at all times
He went to extensive lengths to smuggle in a picture of Batman into his cell in Arkham, but don’t ask him how he did it
You don't wanna know
He has a tattoo on his lower back a tramp stamp of the bat symbol
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sivi is an active bigot too tho shes an exclusionist and has several posts about hating ace and pan ppl
In the months I followed her I haven't really seen any posts related to that? My memory may be failing me & I may be wrong so it would be helpful if someone could provide archived links or anything to any exclusionary post by her.
Regardless, even if that is true I still stand by the rest of my post honestly. Even if sivi wasn't innocent many on that poll were + on a site that's supposed to be mainly marginalized & bullied ppl way too many are willing to become bullies themselves here.
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Yes I did get wrong a question about a hyperfixation I had for years but it's okay since everyone makes mistakes. Anyway I'm on my way to jump off a cliff.
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I was just trying to light a candle but I ended up burning the tip of my nail off.
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I just decided to make a playlist of all the newer Aphmau videos that I watched and enjoyed before I finally stopped enjoying them as a way to make a timeline of when I stopped watching Aphmau, and it’s 225 if you don’t count the very first video that I watched and disliked after I watched all the others.
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