Terezi does legal videos. She's dating Vriska and drama came out of that but people liked Terezi so much they just let it slide
Aranea [blank] explained, Tumblr drama
Vriska does callout posts, starts shit, lies about other people. People hate Vriska. Doxxes people in her videos.
Gamzee does Slime ASMR.
Rose does fic reviews & witch discourse
Calliope and Caliborn share a channel (Yuri Review, Yaoi Review.) They keep unlisting eachother's videos. Popular because viewers think its a ARG (its not)
Aradia ask a mortician, collabs with Dave (arcade craniacs) on halloween and everyone is confused
Feferi is fishtuber with rantsona sprites who makes a video on Seaworld twice a year
Jane baking reviews, bad book reviews, gets into discourse for having billionare mom
Tavros makes videos on like. Peta n shit. Pokemon nuzlockes.
Jake does shitty movie reviews. Makes videos on selfshipping discourse. Turns into eboy thrist tiktoker after breaking up with Dirk. Sometimes Minecraft Youtuber.
Karkat twitter discourse explained for tumblr users, book rants, movie rants, makes apology video once every 3 months
Roxy makes the stock image animation videos. Made go kitty go. Doesn't use her rantsona anymore after she went to rehab.
Kankri defends SJWs but like in the worst way possible. has beef with Dirk.
Hal makes shitty unfinished ARGs, shits on Dirk, subscribers are bots, probably rants about a movie twice a year
Dirk makes videos about Brony drama and anime reviews. MLP Hypnosis
Porrim makes videos about feminism. Alot of people found her after Kankri made avideo on her and people were like "actually Porrim was right"
Kanaya makes videos on closed species, fashion blogging, celebrity fashion analysis
Dave makes like. newground animation review, shitty webcomic reviews, gets a genshin sponsership once but the videodoes so fucking bad he never gets it again.
Jade is a furry with a gun.
Nepeta does ship war videos and ship analysis videos. Does like, opposite of cringe comps where she shows the "cringy" video then is positive about it.
Eridan defends Harry Potter, make cringe comp reaction videos. Calls out "forced diversity"
John makes movie reviews. Point & Click games. Magic tricks. Danny Gonzalez collab
Sollux does coding tutorials, gets subscribers aafter he collabs with Roxy on a video about Yandere Simulator's code and people dig and find his channel
Equius makes videos about like. Body builder drama. Collabs with Nepeta to talk about Wrestling RPF.
Anyone else kinda got the sense that the psychopomp Ramona? is actually Aranea or is it just me
youre not going to like this answer, but the identity of the psychopomp is up to interpretation, and at times i was unsure myself who they were. thoughts below
first you have to determine whether kitty is actually in a dream bubble or not. if it makes you happier to believe that this is her "idea" of a dream bubble, i will not stop you. personally, it was intended to be a real dream bubble. in the future, we will get some more concrete ideas on why kitty is able to access the dream bubbles despite not being destined to play sburb
youre the second person to ask if the psychopomp is a character from hs proper. another idea was that they might be alt!calliope. this is an interesting theory and holds up in some spots, but falls apart around page 950. ramona? is cowed to be the subject of kittys grief-induced tantrum, and i dont believe that her dialogue here would be in character for an emotionless cherub. also, i dont think alt!calliope would still be out here in the bubbles... pretty sure she got sucked into the black hole with her brother. its a decent theory though
theres at least a few people who dont want to believe the psychopomp is ramona at all. i read a comment saying that ramona seems ooc, and that the information presented to kitty isnt anything kitty doesnt already know or could guess if she tried hard enough. well, first of all, its my ramona and i get to decide if shes in character (KIDDING). second, im developing a tendency to beat readers over the head with info because i get deeply frustrated by the idea of not being understood. this is not helped by the fact that kqs readership skews younger than myself. i remember all too well being a teen scratching my head in confusion at the concepts presented later on in hs. while of course i want things to be open to interpretation sometimes, i hate the idea of being confusing or hard to follow. so forgive me, but we will have information repeated a few times in different ways just to make sure you really absorb it
the fact that kitty isnt being told information thats actually new.... this leads to an idea that the psychopomp teases a couple times. this is the idea that the psychopomp isnt real, and is an illusion conjured by kittys mind. im a dolt when it comes to classpects, so im not convinced that a mage of rage could accomplish this, but it would be a neat reflection of jakes ability to make brain ghost clones. hope and rage are opposites after all... but i dont believe a mages power is comparable to a page. it occurred to me while i was writing these pages that kitty might very well be talking to herself. im not sure if thats satisfying or interesting, though
in my mind, i think the psychopomp really is a ramona from another timeline. one where the recruiter (as we will call her for now) was a better planner, and thoroughly fucked up the timeline by introducing sburb to these six teens. one can only be thankful that she is too prideful in this timeline to be of serious harm. like kitty, it is upsetting to me to consider versions of earth c where kitty does not meet a happy ending. in my perfect world, there would only be one earth c... but as the psychopomp says themself: "what makes you so special."
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@sleepy-kitty-boy lets gooooo sorry this took so long answers under the cut
original post -> st4rguy.tumblr.com/post/743052789002977280
1: When did you first get into Homestuck? around mid-October last year, I think I had started reading previously but got like. 20 pages in.
4: Ever made your own chumhandle? yeah, I have, it's cosmopoieticQuestant. idk if it's a good one and I don't use it for anything but l like big fancy words and its abbreviation would be CQ and because I'm a fucking nerd that makes me happy. uhh cosmopoietic is a word I really like it means universe-creating so yeahg 👍
10: Ever drank Faygo? No, I have not ever :P
11: Favorite Alpha kid? mmm that's a tough choice but probably Jane?? I find her fascinating like I could write an essay about her.
12: Favorite Alpha troll? Meenah. she's funny, spunky and fun to draw. I like to give her an anglerfish antenna just because why not. Her and (Vriska)'s relationship is. fascinating. Her Aranea are adorable tho.
17: Favorite Beta kid? Egbert probably? I love them equallyyyy
19: Favorite Beta character overall? I simply could not pick.
23: Favorite guardian? MOM. ROXY. ok like. y'ever think about like. how she likely knew she was going to die. And she basically raised Joey and Jude from when she was a teenager. and we don't know how their story ends yet. I think about her quite a bit.
29: Favorite Friendsim character? HAVE MY LIST: CIRAVA, BRONYA, SKYLA, POLYPA, KONYYL, TYZIAS, AZDAJA, TIRONA, MARSTI, CHARUN, WANSHI, DARAYA AAAAND LANQUE. <- troll call order btw. I loooove them
33: Favorite pale ship? I'll have to go with the classic and say meowrails. you can't beat them.
35: Favorite flushed ship? scratch n sniff perhaps. idk sure I like em.
36: Favorite ashen ship? good question i love the Ashen quadrant I do not know
37: Favourite vacillating ship? KONYYL AND AZDAJA. I know no one cares but I love them. idk if they "vacillate" per se if you ask me they have like. whatever the signless and the disciple had going on. KONYYL LITERALLY SHARES HER THEME WITH THE DISCIPLE.
48: Zodiac troll? Are you happy with them?: I'm born on the cancer-leo cusp so Karkat or Nepeta I love those guys
68: Classpect you identify with currently? uhhh page of space probably. I'm bad at classpects but it fascinates me nonetheless.
88: Favorite Homestuck fics? Early June by RoseGardenofEden, Detective Pony by sonnetstuck and Pilot Light, Pale Rapture by purplebard (series) to name a few
89: Favorite Homestuck fanartists? missbehaviourOuO, conceptofjoy, tgcg, dammarchy211, teethcritter, serfuzzypushover, and like a bunch more
92: Favorite typing quirk? MEENAH FEFERI OR NEPETA. I LOVE PUNS. THEY INFECTED ME WITH THEIR STUPID PUNS. and they are also just cool 👍
93: Favorite MSPFA? burning down the house! idk if it counts really it's not hosted on mspfa but that's probably the most apt description and I think it's really cool and would highly recommend it
98: What characters do you relate most to? Aradia maybe? I tend to go through spells where I feel really detached and apathetic. yk. depression. but uh that's kinda heavy! I also am fascinated by dead things, as well as diseases and fungus and bugs and shit like that but they kinda scare me.
For the sake of completion: How about the Alpha Troll Girls then?
hmm, this ohe is a little harder...
Damara:
Mega Micro | Micro | Tiny |Short | Normal |Tall |Giant | Macro |Mega Macro
Damara is also pretty divisive. she's great as Macro because I imagine her toying around which is fun. But also, I like the idea of her bitchin about her size.
Meulin:
Mega Micro | Micro | Tiny |Short | Normal |Tall |Giant | Macro |Mega Macro
Meulin is the opposite of nep. the bigger the better. small meulin can be fun too, but big kitty is absolutely wonderful and I fully support it.
Porrim:
Mega Micro | Micro | Tiny |Short | Normal |Tall |Giant | Macro |Mega Macro
Honestly... I dont like Porrim's design much. If remedied, I'd put her in the normal-tall category to just act as a sort of straightwoman in other size scenarios.
Latula:
Mega Micro | Micro | Tiny |Short | Normal |Tall |Giant | Macro |Mega Macro
G4m3g1rls like her deserve to be absolutely massive and play Tony hawk projected over a continent, absolutely rad.
Aranea:
Mega Micro | Micro | Tiny |Short | Normal |Tall |Giant | Macro |Mega Macro
where Vriska fell in kinda both categories, Aranea falls squarely into the Micro scale for me. I imagine she takes it in stride though despite everything (publicly, at least) which is fun!
Meenah:
Mega Micro | Micro | Tiny |Short | Normal |Tall |Giant | Macro |Mega Macro
I have a weakness to fish women, what can I say. I think I like the idea of meenah being really jealous of Fef's size but not nearly as big, despite being really big herself. Will she ever beat fef? who knows :p
M16 🔫🦢|| AKA: M16A1 (Girls Frontline), Solid Snake (sort of), Aegis (Persona), Latula Pyrope, Ingrid Galatea, David King
Kaoru ♦🌺|| AKA: Kaoru Saga (Baofu), Diamonds Droog, Peko Pekoyama, Yellow Pearl, Adrien Toomes, Yuri Leclerc, Raymond Vester, Sebastian Moran.
Felix 🐺🦀|| AKA: Felix Fraldarius, Tatsuya Sudou, Ethan Winters, Karkat Vantas, Logan Howlett, Demon Dragon King Gaav, Yamato Ishida, Angelia (Girls Frontline), Franklin Clinton
Rapture ✨🎀|| AKA: Rapture (Jem), Rose Winters, Kanaya Maryam, Rogue (Marvel) Gatomon, Dreamer (Girls Frontline), Eriko Karishima, Celestia Ludenberg, Mercedes von Martritz, Clara (Pathologic), Lapis Lazuli, Tinkerbell
Jane 💀🎂 || AKA: Jane Crocker, Wendy Darling, Fuuka Yamagishi, Betsy Braddock, Springfield (Girls Frontline)
Kurt 👿🎭 || AKA: Kurt Wagner, Ignatz Victor, Jataro Kemuri
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Kitty!Noctis - He gives off a sleepy grunt as you scoop him up and smooch over him repeatedly, but he purrs softly. He eventually pushes his paws against your lips and shoots you a sleepy glare, before falling asleep again in your arms.
Kitty!Prompto - Over. The. Moon. Give to him more smooches and cuddles please! He will burble and chirp after each smooch, causing you to giggle.
Kitty!Ignis - His reaction is no different if he has is sight or not -- He will burble at you curiously as you repeatedly smooch and cuddle him, soft bubbling purrs rumbling from his chest as he lets you cuddle him.
Kitty!Gladiolus - After each smooch, he headbutts you, even causing your nose to hurt a bit cause he does it so hard. He purrs so hard that his entire body seems to vibrate.
Kitty!Cor - He’s a little confused to the extra affection, but tolerates it, to a point before he gently wiggles himself free and wanders off.
Kitty!Iris - She dips her head at every smooch, letting you kiss her between her ears. She just soaks up all the affection she can get from you.
Kitty!Aranea - You coo to her, and pet her a bit, since she’s in a mood to let you be affectionate with her, she even allows you to smooch her head, and you continue to do so repeatedly. Eventually when she’s had enough she pushes her paw against your lips.
Kitty!Cindy - Closes her eyes in absolute delight as you continue to smooch her and shower her with affection. She’ll even get in the habit of kneading so hard that she mostly keeps only one paw curled.
Kitty!Luna - Pushes her head into each and every smooch you give her, her ears splaying out sideways, and when your done, she mews and purrs up at you, her eyes partly closed in bliss.
Kitty!Ravus - He’s a little indifferent. Why are you doing this? What is the purpose of all this? He doesn’t move away right away but eventually he’s had enough and will gently slink away from you.
Kitty!Cid - He’s kinda lazy in his old codger way, so when you smooch him once, he expects you to be done. But when you do it again he looks up at you, then a third time, and as you continue, he pushes his head up into each smooch.
Kitty!Regis - He wraps his paws about your neck and keeps his head pushed into your lips for consistent smooches.
Kitty!Clarus - He smushes and nuzzles his face against you when you do repeated kisses, purring loudly as he leans against you.
Kitten!Talcott - Squirms after the first couple kisses, and mews softly, when you put him down he looks up at you, ears turning, like ‘why did you stop?’
Kitty!Gentiana - She stands on your lap, paws on your chest and nuzzles her face into your kisses.
Kitty!Ardyn - You either have one of two things happen. You burst into tears because he shreds you open, or you burst into tears because he lets you, his head nuzzling a little into your kisses. [The fickle bastard!]
Kitty!Nyx - Headbutts, face smushes, nuzzles, kneading cuddles, you name it. The more you smooch him, the more affection you get back.
Kitty!Libertus - He’s a bit confused at the extra affection at first. But as you repeatedly smooch him he dips his head a little and seems to fluff up, but doesn’t push away from your extra affections
Kitty!Crowe - She’s confused by the extra affection, and she looks at you with a look of ‘did something happen? You ok?’ when you chuckle and continue, she only tolerates it so long before she pushes her paws against your chest and leans back away from you.
Kitty!Pelna - Your smooches seem to kinda ‘knock him out’. He gets goofy as you kiss him, flopping over and burbling up at you, but the more you do it the more he purrs.
Kitty!Titus - He lets you coddle him for five minutes. That’s it. Stop now please. And he’ll push and pull away from you, wandering off. Ten minutes later, he gets back up on your lap, and purrs up at you, asking for more.
Kitty!Dino - When you give him extra affection he soaks it up, meowing up at you till you pick him up. When you do he curls in on himself a bit to snuggle into your chest. [Your boobs if you’re a lady.] and he falls asleep, purring happily.
Same anon from before. I frickin LOVED that answer, actually! It does make the most sense that the psychopomp, whomever it may be, is just a figment of Kitty's imagination. In the grand scheme of things, their identity doesn't matter so much as what they relay to Kitty and how they relay it does. I just frickin love Aranea, that's really all there is to it :3
and if it makes you happier to think aranea is kickin it and givin unsolicited advice to the next generation, like hell am i gonna stop ya!!! lol
The sensation in his chest is something like pain and overwhelming joy. As if his heart is whole at last, but breaking into thousands of pieces at the same moment. Hope mingled with despair.
A voice that he could never mistake, in spite of his blindness, but unable to believe that they were actually there. They they were standing in front of him, alive and well. A hot tingle that he couldn’t only describe as longing, painful yearning, spread over his chest and made his hands sweat and tears burn his blind eyes.
“I do not know whether to believe my ears—but my heart tells me it is so—you’re alive— beyond all hope.”