#kristin's tunes

[klvbxlove]

so after like a month since making a post about it...

...I FINALLY MADE MY STARDUST CRUASDERS PLAYLIST!!!

like i mentioned in that post, this is just a bunch of songs that personally remind me of the crusaders (as well as their themes and all that good shit), so apologies if there's a specific song that you had in mind that wasn't featured on this playlist.

ngl, making this also made me realize how messy it probably is LMAO oops (apologies for that also).

but yeah, feel free to listen to it!

(and maybe judge my music taste)

[haveyoulistenedtothisalbum-poll]

Tracklist:

No One Mourns The Wicked • Dear Old Shiz • The Wizard And I • What Is This Feeling? • Something Bad • Dancing Through Life • Popular • I'm Not That Girl • One Short Day • A Sentimental Man • Defying Gravity • Thank Goodness • Wonderful • I'm Not That Girl (Reprise) • As Long As You're Mine • No Good Deed • March Of The Witch Hunters • For Good • Finale

Spotify ♪ YouTube

[nomsfaultau]

You like fae tricks? Itty bitty Tommy? Power rivaling gods wielded by idiots who’d be outwitted by bugs bunny? Then I got a story for you! Featuring SBI + Kristin, this is a funny, fluffy, sometimes creepy crack fic about the most ridiculous ways to outwit the fae.

(Summary blurb:) The King of the Winter Court ventures to find a new child for their home. Fortunately, Philza happens upon one he likes. Unfortunately, Tommy is impossibly adept at twisting his way out of fae tricks, and Philza can’t tell if it’s pure genius or stupidity. Philza does eventually learn his name; only problem is the boy learns his. Shenanigans naturally ensue. Meanwhile, Technoblade and Wilbur are determined to get Tommy back, and Lady Death is more than happy to help. The pair discover they fit a little too well into the fae world, yet all three are acutely aware that one slip up and the humans will be adopted trapped forever. Whether it be illiteracy or eating sand, each new antic Tommy, Technoblade, and Wilbur employ to avoid eternal capture always leaves Philza and Lady Death crying Lord, what fools these mortals be!

[arcticsilver]

I'm often very quiet about my partner and I's headcanons(except with our blorbos) but I'd love to share them with yall!!

[villainesses]

you sighed and i was lost in you, a glinda and elphie mix → listen on spotify

[rrat-king]

currently writing this but here are some of my hc’s for the Bad Kids working at a summer camp

riz would be a high ropes/challengers counselor i just. know it in my bones

kristin is very arts and crafts counselor. makes intricate ass friendship bracelets and gives them to everyone

fabian and gorgug are both lifeguard/water counselors but while fabian is a pool games/synchro teacher, gorgug is a river sports and kayaking guy

fig would teach the theater class and direct whatever shitty child production they put on each session but she also has big sport-a-day energy

adaine is an archery girl. i know it in my bones her and ayda teach archery together

baby is a decrepit small chihuahua mutt that lives on camp and everyone is scared of him but fig

tracker is a river life guard and teaches fishing in the morning even though not that many kids take it just cuz she loves it

she can also skip absolutely any rock

kristen loves camp song but. just cannot hold a tune to save her life

riz and adaine have a new riddle every summer that they try and stump the kids(and counselors with(fabian once went the entire summer without figuring out green glass door only to storm into riz’s room in the middle of the night after finally figuring it out))

fabian. cannot do bugs he will just freak the fuck out if around them

gorgug is great with bugs and is also the best counselor to go to with toilet problems cuz he’s a wizard with plumbing (ayda gave him the title of plumbing wizard his first year and it has remained his title)

ok that is all for now but look out cuz i’m posting a fic about this concept later :))))

[coffeexxlord]

Hola, Here's My Ph1LzA Minecraft™ Family Tree:

So okay this is -mostly- going off of what the man himself said about his Hardcore world, SMP Earth, DSMP, and Qsmp (In that order, then back to Hardcore) all being the same guy. I also take into account some instances outside of the SMP's.

(Keep in mind, I don't know everything about Ph1LzA's Hardcore world lore when it comes to the relationships so anything to do with that is me guess-timating. Feel free to correct me with some sources if I mess up ﾍ(･ _|)

(Also I'm not Ph1L so don't take this as canon, think of it more as an AU of mine i guess?)

Non-Colorcoded Version at the bottom If this Makes your eyeballs bleed.

I finished this at like 1AM so there's probably some spelling errors or smth.

Versión en español

QSMP Masterlist

-----WARNINGS: Wilbur Soot is included exclusively for story telling purposes. I will only be calling him [Redacted] because I no longer consider him apart of the family.

Rose:

So Ph1LzA starts in his hardcore world by being spawned in by Rose (Earth/Overworld Deity?), shes his Spawn Deity. Shes kind of his Mother in the sense that he exists there because of her, but shes not his ACTUAL Mother and they don't refer to her as such. But since shes ~kind of~ his mom Ive included her on this list.

Kristin/Miss Trixtin:

Shes the Goddess of Death and his Wife (Romantic). due to her job being literal death itself, they don't get to see each other that much when hes in a SMP, they see each other when he goes into his head, the void/underworld or when she possesses him to see the living world.

They're relationship is both a romantic marriage and like religious worship, an Angel fully devoted to his Goddess. a lot like Gomez and Morticia Addams.

Technoblade:

The Legend Himself, he was the vessil for The Blood god, giving him the same status as a demi-god. They meet when Techno is like a teenager, say 14-16. They stay together through out SMP Earth as the Emperors of The Antarctic Empire, separate for a bit as Ph1LzA goes back to his hardcore world, then reunite for the last time on the DSMP.

Technoblade and Ph1LzA are what I would call Platonic Soulmates. whether it be as Father and Son, best friends, or as brothers. No matter how you choose to see it they are family either way. He's also Ph1LzA's favorite.

[Redacted]:

He was considered as Technoblade's younger twin by a few minutes despite there being no biological relation. He was Ph1LzA's only biological child and was the father of Fundy and Tallulah. Was married to his now Ex-Wife Sally The Salmon.

[Redacted] is not Kristin's biological child. [Redacted] was born from Ph1LzA and Samsung Fridge. A Literal Fridge.

Tommyinnit:

Met Ph1LzA through SMP Earth and attempted to assassinate the man, after failing Loony-tunes style a bunch of times he eventually annoyed Ph1L and Techno into liking him. Techno and Tommy have a more brotherly relationship despite Techno rejecting the family canon in DSMP.

Tommy is the Father of his adopted son Shroud, a spider, and is Kristin's favorite Son.

Fundy:

The Child of [Redacted] and Sally The Salmon, Fundy has a rocky relationship with his family other than his son Yogurt. Hes siblings with Tallulah though he has never met her.

Shroud:

Tommyinnit's adopted son

Yogurt:

Fundy's adopted son.

MissaSinfonia:

Hes a Mexican artist and musician. He and Ph1LzA met on the QSMP and were partnered to take care of they're adopted Egg Chayanne. Missa is Ph1L's Husband (started as Platonic, though labels don't seem to work for them anymore), though they don't see each other much due to Missa's job as a grim reaper. Later Missa adopts Tallulah as well.

Missa's brother is SpreenDMC and his Mother is Dama Muerte (Lady Death). His "Boss" Is Kristin.

Chayanne:

He was adopted by Ph1LzA and Missa, with his favorite parent being Missa. He loves cooking and sees himself as a responsible older sibling to all of the other eggs.

His younger sibling is Tallulah and he heavily idolizes Technoblade.

Tallulah:

Was the adopted Egg child of [Redacted], and was later adopted by Ph1LzA and Missa when [Redacted] left her. Her favorite parent is Ph1Lza and she loves animals, flowers, and music.

She doesn't know Fundy and is unaware that he is her brother.

Dama Muerte (Lady Death):

Missa's Mother (this isn't her actual name, I couldn't find anything for her so I gave her one.) and the Goddess of the underworld. She rules over the land of the dead but isn't actually death, Kristin is. Think Hades and Thantos, God of the Underworld and God of death.

SpreenDMC:

Hes Missa's Brother (I don't know the exact relation). Hes a fighter that prefers PvP to RP, he was the unwilling partner of FitMC and father of Ramón. he left and went "missing" for months. He was later revealed to be dead.

He may come back due to his Mother though.

FitMC:

Father of his Egg Ramón, Widow because Spreen died, Is dating Pactw. Old friend of Ph1LzA's since SMP Earth and a Veteran from 2b2t. Adopted Richarlyson.

Pactw:

Brazilian man dating Fit and adopted Ramón. Half of Tazercraft and Platonic Soulmates with MikeTheLink. Father of Richarlyson.

Ramón:

Son of Fit and Pac, Has a Mustache and he loves CreateMod. Hes friends with Chayanne and Tallulah. Adopted brother of Richas.

MikeTheLink:

Platonic Soulmates with Pac, Married to Barbmine, Goddess of Creation. Father of Richas.

Barbmine:

Goddess of Creation and Wife of Mike and Mother of Richas.

Richarlyson:

Brazilian Egg, loves chaos and is the son of Pac, Mike, Felps, Cellbit, Barbmine, and recently Fit.

I could have gone farther with the Family Tree but ill save it for another post, this one is long enough as is. ill link it when I get it done.

Again this isn't exactly canon, take it as an AU more than anything.

I Mostly just made this cause I saw someone else's post on this that excluded Missasinfonia entirely but included Chayanne and Tallulah and it kinda pissed me off especially since some people like to exclude the Spanish speakers on the Qsmp cause they didn't play as often and only referenced them as relationship pieces to their Egg partners.

Missa is just as much apart of Ph1LzA's Family as Chay and Lullah. THEY LITTERALLY CALL THEMSELVES THE DEATHFAMILY AND TALK ABOUT MISSA SO MUCH YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE THAT!

Well... you can, I can't control you and you can do whatever you want and this isn't meant to be an attack on anybody I just needed to say smth about it.

Anyway Non-Colorcoded below.

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Hola, Here's My Ph1LzA Minecraft™ Family Tree:

So okay this is -mostly- going off of what the man himself said about his Hardcore world, SMP Earth, DSMP, and Qsmp (In that order, then back to Hardcore) all being the same guy. I also take into account some instances outside of the SMP's.

(Keep in mind, I don't know everything about Ph1LzA's Hardcore world lore when it comes to the relationships so anything to do with that is me guess-timating. Feel free to correct me with some sources if I mess up ﾍ(･ _|)

(Also I'm not Ph1L so don't take this as canon, think of it more as an AU of mine i guess?)

I finished this at like 1AM so there's probably some spelling errors or smth.

-----WARNINGS: Wilbur Soot is included exclusively for story telling purposes. I will only be calling him [Redacted] because I no longer consider him apart of the family.

Rose:

So Ph1LzA starts in his hardcore world by being spawned in by Rose (Earth/Overworld Deity?), shes his Spawn Deity. Shes kind of his Mother in the sense that he exists there because of her, but shes not his ACTUAL Mother and they don't refer to her as such. But since shes ~kind of~ his mom Ive included her on this list.

Kristin/Miss Trixtin:

Shes the Goddess of Death and his Wife (Romantic). due to her job being literal death itself, they don't get to see each other that much when hes in a SMP, they see each other when he goes into his head, the void/underworld or when she possesses him to see the living world.

They're relationship is both a romantic marriage and like religious worship, an Angel fully devoted to his Goddess. a lot like Gomez and Morticia Addams.

Technoblade:

The Legend Himself, he was the vessil for The Blood god, giving him the same status as a demi-god. They meet when Techno is like a teenager, say 14-16. They stay together through out SMP Earth as the Emperors of The Antarctic Empire, separate for a bit as Ph1LzA goes back to his hardcore world, then reunite for the last time on the DSMP.

Technoblade and Ph1LzA are what I would call Platonic Soulmates. whether it be as Father and Son, best friends, or as brothers. No matter how you choose to see it they are family either way. He's also Ph1LzA's favorite.

[Redacted]:

He was considered as Technoblade's younger twin by a few minutes despite there being no biological relation. He was Ph1LzA's only biological child and was the father of Fundy and Tallulah. Was married to his now Ex-Wife Sally The Salmon.

[Redacted] is not Kristin's biological child. [Redacted] was born from Ph1LzA and Samsung Fridge. A Literal Fridge.

Tommyinnit:

Met Ph1LzA through SMP Earth and attempted to assassinate the man, after failing Loony-tunes style a bunch of times he eventually annoyed Ph1L and Techno into liking him. Techno and Tommy have a more brotherly relationship despite Techno rejecting the family canon in DSMP.

Tommy is the Father of his adopted son Shroud, a spider, and is Kristin's favorite Son.

Fundy:

The Child of [Redacted] and Sally The Salmon, Fundy has a rocky relationship with his family other than his son Yogurt. Hes siblings with Tallulah though he has never met her.

Shroud:

Tommyinnit's adopted son

Yogurt:

Fundy's adopted son.

MissaSinfonia:

Hes a Mexican artist and musician. He and Ph1LzA met on the QSMP and were partnered to take care of they're adopted Egg Chayanne. Missa is Ph1L's Husband (started as Platonic, though labels don't seem to work for them anymore), though they don't see each other much due to Missa's job as a grim reaper. Later Missa adopts Tallulah as well.

Missa's brother is SpreenDMC and his Mother is Dama Muerte (Lady Death). His "Boss" Is Kristin.

Chayanne:

He was adopted by Ph1LzA and Missa, with his favorite parent being Missa. He loves cooking and sees himself as a responsible older sibling to all of the other eggs.

His younger sibling is Tallulah and he heavily idolizes Technoblade.

Tallulah:

Was the adopted Egg child of [Redacted], and was later adopted by Ph1LzA and Missa when [Redacted] left her. Her favorite parent is Ph1Lza and she loves animals, flowers, and music.

She doesn't know Fundy and is unaware that he is her brother.

Dama Muerte (Lady Death):

Missa's Mother (this isn't her actual name, I couldn't find anything for her so I gave her one.) and the Goddess of the underworld. She rules over the land of the dead but isn't actually death, Kristin is. Think Hades and Thantos, God of the Underworld and God of death.

SpreenDMC:

Hes Missa's Brother (I don't know the exact relation). Hes a fighter that prefers PvP to RP, he was the unwilling partner of FitMC and father of Ramón. he left and went "missing" for months. He was later revealed to be dead.

He may come back due to his Mother though.

FitMC:

Father of his Egg Ramón, Widow because Spreen died, Is dating Pactw. Old friend of Ph1LzA's since SMP Earth and a Veteran from 2b2t. Adopted Richarlyson.

Pactw:

Brazilian man dating Fit and adopted Ramón. Half of Tazercraft and Platonic Soulmates with MikeTheLink. Father of Richarlyson.

Ramón:

Son of Fit and Pac, Has a Mustache and he loves CreateMod. Hes friends with Chayanne and Tallulah. Adopted brother of Richas.

MikeTheLink:

Platonic Soulmates with Pac, Married to Barbmine, Goddess of Creation. Father of Richas.

Barbmine:

Goddess of Creation and Wife of Mike and Mother of Richas.

Richarlyson:

Brazilian Egg, loves chaos and is the son of Pac, Mike, Felps, Cellbit, Barbmine, and recently Fit.

I could have gone farther with the Family Tree but ill save it for another post, this one is long enough as is. ill link it when I get it done.

Again this isn't exactly canon, take it as an AU more than anything.

I Mostly just made this cause I saw someone else's post on this that excluded Missasinfonia entirely but included Chayanne and Tallulah and it kinda pissed me off especially since some people like to exclude the Spanish speakers on the Qsmp cause they didn't play as often and only referenced them as relationship pieces to their Egg partners.

Missa is just as much apart of Ph1LzA's Family as Chay and Lullah. THEY LITTERALLY CALL THEMSELVES THE DEATHFAMILY AND TALK ABOUT MISSA SO MUCH YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE THAT!

Well... you can, I can't control you and you can do whatever you want and this isn't meant to be an attack on anybody I just needed to say smth about it.

[klvbxlove]

ok, but you CANNOT tell me this song would be a great villain song! like holy shit!

it’s just such a bop too, makes me feel powerful listening to it

[celticcrossanon]

Celta, I'm amazed at how in tune you are with your intuition with the universe. There's definitely blood in the media waters regarding M, who already sent out a puff piece to Marie Claire magazine today entitled "Why Can’t We Stop Talking About Meghan Markle’s Emails?" by Kristin Contino. Now that M allegedly threatened Hollywood Reporter (who is standing firm) with legal action and failed, M is trying the "move on, people there's nothing to see here" tactic and it's not working. M is panicking.

Hi Nonny,

I think she is panicking, and I am glad that other people see it as well. She definitely doesn't want that Hollywood Reporter article to gain any traction, but all she is doing with her denials is to draw more attention to it. She has spent so long doing everything she can to be in the news and have the media on her that the moment she tries to shut something down it stands out as something that she doesn't want known.

[wolfythewitch]

can you tell us about how Wilbur, Phil, and Kristen were like before the apocalypse?

They Vibed

Agahsg Idk how to describe it lmaooo my only experience with families are very asian

Kristin is a bit more busy than Phil, given her profession, but she still makes time to hang out with them. Breakfast and Lunch they can keep to themselves if they're busy, but there has to be at least two people at the table for dinner. Three if Kristin doesn't have to work late. Wilbur was never really into sports, but he really liked music and geography, so instead of going to see sports games and stuff, they'd take him to concerts or museums or aquariums. They were very supportive of him, and always took the chance to show him off (/lh). ("Look who it is! My favorite son!")("Mom, I'm your only son") Wilbur can't really cook well (though he's still a lot better than Phil) so for birthdays or mother/father's day, instead of making a breakfast in bed, when he was younger he'd come up to them and start singing songs he'd come up with. Phil has them recorded and uploaded to a USB drive, which they had to leave when the apocalypse came. He called it memories. Wilbur called it blackmail material. It used to be Kristin who sang the lullaby to him when he was younger, Phil making the excuse that his singing would probably do the opposite of putting him to sleep. Sometimes though, he'd carry Wilbur in his arms and start rocking him by the window, humming the lullaby. They fought sometimes but never anything they couldn't come back from. Wilbur isn't at that age yet when he has to worry about anything life changing. As he grew older, there were some things that were left in the past, like the lullaby, but that's alright. There are some things you outgrow, you can't help it. Moments in the apocalypse though, late at night, he finds himself humming the tune. Not quite remembering the words, but still feeling the rush of nostalgia and subsequent longing.

[life-winners-liveblog]

*Humming Isabella's Lullaby song with a music background that is soothing for all who can hear us the whispers*

(And I mean ALL who can hear us the whispers)

-Molly😶‍🌫️

Scott: Oh thats a nice tune.

Pearl: It is...kinda nice to have some music to relax too.

Grian: A bit... nostalgic...but yeah.

Scar: Poor Martyn he can't hear it.

Martyn: I don't give a fuck about a stupid song.

Grian: ... He's definitely jealous.

Pearl: Totally.

~~~~~

SL!Jimmy: Oh!

Ghostbur: Jimmy?

SL!Jimmy: The voices started singing this like lullaby.

Ghostbur: Can you hum along with it? I like music and there isn't much music here...it would be nice

SL!Jimmy: I ...sure... *starts humming*

Boo: What is your friend doing?

SL!Mumbo: Singing?

Boo: Well duh. I meant-

*SL!Mumbo grabs his tie*

SL!Mumbo: I did it! This time you were the one distracted!

~~~~~

DL!Scott: Normally i would mind but...it's actually pretty relaxing

DL!Cleo: What?

DL!Scott: It's nothing of importance.

Glatt: well~ that doesn't sound-

DL!Scott: I wasn't talking to you.

~~~~~

LimL!Jimmy: A nice song...thats...nice.

LL!Martyn: ...

LimL!Jimmy: ... right...

LL!Martyn: Why are you still here...despite what I just did?

LimL!Jimmy: I-

LL!Martyn: Nevermind, don't answer that. I don't want to hear whatever lie you come up with.

~~~~~

3L!Scar: Finally some music! This whole walk has been booooring.

3L!Joel: Scar don't whine we are almost at the center... I think I can already see it.

3L!Scar: You can!? Finally!

~~~~~

👁️...👁️

👂Ugh you Watchers can't appreciate good music👂

👁️Of course we can, we are just not as loud and annoying as you👁️

👂Listen her-👂

Stop it, both of you, you are deities not children

~~~~~

Oh the promised neverland! One of my favourites!

The what?

It's one of those anime things you should ask your husband about aunt Kristin.

Oh, I see! Thanks dear.

[mikaikaika]

The highlight of the night truly has been Felps just non-chalantly playing the Triangle absolutely on tune as Kristin and Kari (?) sing Dancing Queen by ABBA in the background. Truly an enigma of a man Felps my beloved <3

[shefanispeculator]

Blake Shelton And His Wife, Gwen Stefani To Drop Heartfelt Duet, 'Purple Irises,' Ahead Of Valentine’s Day - Country Now

Love is in full bloom for Blake Shelton and his wife, Gwen Stefani who just announced that they have a new love-filled duet coming this Friday, February 9.

Taking to social media on Monday (Feb. 5), the couple revealed that the romantic tune titled “Purple Irises” will be released just in time for Valentine’s Day. Their recent joint post included the cover photo which boasts a retro theme as Stefani and Shelton both sport all-denim looks while looking giddy in the brightly colored living room setting. The country star appears to be plucking his guitar while his other half admires him from the bright yellow striped couch. The background décor features hanging wall art of purple irises to match the name of the song. 

Stefani Shares A Teaser of The New Tune

Fans got to hear a sneak peek of the mid-tempo tune through a several clips posted to Stefani’s TikTok account. The pair are seen in the studio, and building out a string of effortless harmonies while celebrating how strong their love is for one another.

“If someone comes along and tries to love you like I love you/ Don’t know what I’d do/ Don’t want to lose you/ If someone comes along and tries to take you, tries to make you/ Don’t let them change your mind/ Wonder why you took a risk/ On a broken heart you cannot fix/ No I never knew a love like this/ Now we’re picking purple irises,” Stefani and Shelton sing on the chorus. 

In her caption, she simply wrote “… now we’re picking purple irises 🪻,” while in the comment section added, “we love u guys so excited to share w u 💜💜💜💜💜 gx.”

The pop star was not included in the 2024 panel of coaches, however, fans will have the chance to see her on the stage of several festival this year including Cali Vibes, Coachella, Lovers & Friends and more. Plus, in January, she teased plans to reunite with her former bandmates of the rock band, No Doubt, for an upcoming show. Stefani has yet to share when or where this performance will take

As for Shelton, he’s gearing up to embark on his highly anticipated Back To The Honky Tonk Tour. The 17-date trek launches on February 22 in Hershey, Pennsylvania, and will run through March 29 in Wichita, Kansas. The upcoming tour is the follow-up to his 2023 run of the same name.

This year, Shelton will be joined on the tour by Dustin Lynch and Emily Ann Roberts.

Shelton To Return To Oklahoma For Hometown Show

Following the final date of the tour, the Oklahoma native will return to his home state on Saturday, March 30 for a supersized concert to benefit the Country Music Hall of Fame® and Museum and its education programs.

Shelton will bring his live show to the BOK Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma for the star-studded All for the Hall concert. Joining the Grand Ole Opry member will be Country Music Hall of Fame member Ronnie Dunn, Tony and Emmy Award-winner Kristin Chenoweth, ACM and CMA nominee Wade Hayes and fan-favorite songwriters/performers The Swon Brothers. Additional artists will be added to the lineup in the coming weeks.   

All proceeds from the show will go to the nonprofit museum’s education initiatives, which directly served more than 230,000 people through in-person and virtual programs in 2023. 

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

(Part 2 of incorrect quotes for my dsmp superpower AU ig)

Also forgot to mention last time, I got half the quotes on this post & ALL of the ones on the post you're currently reading from ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator!

Welp yeah that's all, uhhhhhhh enjoy??

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Punz: Where are you going?

Purpled: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.

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Tommy: What the f*ck is wrong with you?!

Wilbur: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Tommy: Good morning. What the f*ck is wrong with you?!

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Tommy: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Techno: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Tommy: I've never heard you laugh before.

Techno: I've never heard you say anything funny.

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Eret: Go to Hell.

Ant, tearing up: I wish I could.

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(A younger Phil and teenage Techno talking)

Phil: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.

Techno: Oh, you've been?

Phil: Once. In Monopoly.

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Eret: God, give me patience.

Ant: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Eret: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Skeppy: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Bad: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Skeppy: Absolutely not.

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Eret: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Tina: ?? I think you mean cards?

Foolish: No, she does not.

Eret, pulling out knives: I do not.

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Purpled: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside.

Quackity:

Quackity: Purpled, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front gate entrance path...

Purpled: (Sips coffee from bowl)

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Wilbur: Am I going too far?

Techno: No, no, no. You went too far about seven years ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Tommy: You f*ckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Techno, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Tommy: BLOCKED.

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Wilbur: You're right.

Techno: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Purpled: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Tommy: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Purpled: No! Four to five seconds!

Tommy: Too late!!!

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Techno: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Phil: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Dream: Someone will die.

Sapnap: Of fun!

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Niki: How many kids do you have?

Phil: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Hannah: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you.

Sam: 10 times 0 is still 0 though.

Hannah: Joke's on you, I can't do math.

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Ranboo: Do you take constructive criticism?

Purpled: I only take cash or credit.

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Wilbur: So that's my plan.

Kristin: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.

Wilbur: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Kristin: It f*cking sucks.

Wilbur: That's not constructive criticism.

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Niki: I prevented a murder today.

Puffy: Really? How'd you do that?

Niki: self control.

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Hannah: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Sam: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Techno: We need a distraction.

Phil: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Clingyduo, whispering: Our time has come.

-

Ranboo: What time is it?

Tommy: I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out.

Tommy: (Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune)

Jack: WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Ranboo:

Tommy: It’s 2 A.M.

-

Tubbo: What do you think Eryn and Aimsey will do for a distraction?

Ranboo: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

(Building explodes and several car alarms go off)

Ranboo: ... Or they could do that.

-

Hannah, trying to ask Tina out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Connor, hanging upside down from the ceiling: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

-

[Part 1] [Part 3]

[desirepathzine]

Is SAVED! by Reverend Kristin Michael Hayter a Christian album?

Yes? Sort of?

Hayter's musical career seems to always fling her at the foot of God. Her previous work as Lingua Ignota protrays God like a horrifying eldritch god of vengeance conjured by some ritual on All Bitches Die, a gleaming and gilded Catholic executioner on CALIGULA, and folkloric legend of the Pennsylvania landscape on SINNER GET READY. In 2022, Hayter announced she was retiring the Lingua Ignota moniker, and the associated back catalog, citing the emotional and physical pain of this powerful music, and the toll it was taking to write it, record it, and tour it.

As a vocalist and a performer, I have cannot fathom how Hayter completed even one of these Lingua Ignota shows. Her voice is a multi-faceted instrument of destruction, soaring high, screaming in pain, perfectly cracking with authentic imperfection, and I cannot imagine preforming the musically complicated and emotionally taxing music of Lingua to enraptured crowds watching your every move. I just missed my chance to see her while she was promoting SINNER GET READY (I mixed up the dates on my calendar and was ready to go the day after she had departed Nashville). While I was blissfully ignorant of missing the show, Hayter was haphazardly getting ordained in a hotel outside of Nashville in preparation for her next project.

In October of 2023, a few months after the very last Lingua Ignota shows in London, Kristin reintroduced herself to the world with that new title obtained in Tennessee, and released SAVED! as Reverend Kristin Michael Hayter.

Some of the tracks might be familiar tunes, for a variety of reasons. There are several old school hymns that I recognized from my Baptist upbringing. But Hayter had started performing some of this material while promoting Sinner Get Ready, and at a self-styled tent revival service at the first inaugural Perpetual Flame Festival, which marked the end of Lingua performances in the States.

Per Hayter, SAVED! was borne of a genuine attempt to find salvation through old time religion. Whether it 'worked' is up for debate, both in the album's narrative and in Hayter's demure and vague interview answers about her salvation. She built a doomsday cult bunker in the basement of her home, as featured on the album's cover and where the majority of the visuals for the record were filmed. She fasted before recording, blasted clips of revival sermons, and engaged in glossolalia, aka speaking in tongues, as part of the record.

It's much more stripped back than any of the expansive and grand Lingua instrumentation, mostly just Hayter and her prepared piano that was also used in previous touring, the inner strings of the instrument laden with chains and various other doodads that clang and whirr when she plays the keys. The lushly layered vocals are used sparingly. Perhaps most interestingly (and that's high praise on an album that regularly utilizes speaking in tongues), Kristin and longtime producer Seth Manchester recorded on tape, and proceeded to intentionally sabotage these physical recordings, stomping and smashing them, creating imperfections to further give these pieces a time, a place, and an irreplaceable atmosphere.

All of this makes SAVED! feel like a tape you found in the woods of a long passed tent revival, full of charismatic performances, blissfully imperfect voices, songs running into one another as the spirit moves, and maybe a snake handler or two. There are showstopping pieces like IDUMEA (the only track to feature synth) and I WILL BE WITH YOU ALWAYS, manic interludes of well-known hymns (PRECIOUS LORD TAKE MY HAND, NOTHING BUT THE BLOOD OF JESUS), interlaced with spine tingling interjections of tape damage and glossolalia.

Hayter's original works pair well with the much older hymns and traditionals. Album opener I'M GETTING OUT WHILE I CAN sets the tone perfectly, a march towards that imagined tent, inspired by the jovial piousness of the Louvin Brothers, as is ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO HELL.

I WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU is perhaps the closest a portrayal of the mission statement of the album: a bedridden narrator is beset by demons, that spill blood and inflict sickness, but finds release and freedom in celestial salvation. It's some of my favorite writing from Hayter on the album and maybe the strongest vocal performance as well, a technical feat. It never allows itself to become too beautiful, the song is always on the edge of complete oblivion from the keening feedback that appears throughout. It sounds like your ears ringing after an explosion. journey. MAY THIS COMFORT AND PROTECT YOU is a wailing prayer of protection, but it is external towards the listener as opposed to the internal reflection of its sibling songs. It functions almost as a benediction to the sanest part of the album.

But easily my favorite track on this album is THE POOR WAYFARING STRANGER, a traditional song that Hayter had been performing in her piano sets on tour. It is dark, moody, and she sings the third and fourth verses that are not heard as often but contain some of the most stunning lyricism.

So how does it end, this strange and beautiful tent revival in the woods? The closing track is the hymn HOW CAN I KEEP FROM SINGING? Hayter's piano is unbound, all objects removed from the strings, her voice is in a comfy key that doesn't put her into theatrical strain, surely within the album's narrative all has ended well. But partially through the song's length, Hayter speaking in tongue rises, more manic and guttural than anywhere else on the record, and it is her alone, no archival sound, no crowd noise. Just her. Even after the song sweetly finishes, she is screaming, crying, voice rising and falling. At one point she chokes, coughs, inhales deeply, and falls right back into her trance. The tongues continue for roughly two minutes after any music has stopped.

It's a shocking, beautiful, and captivating finale to an album of interesting choices, one that sticks with the listener. I sat in silence for I don't know how long upon hearing it for the first time. Kristin had performed SINGING on tour as well, a light and airy hymn amidst the fire and brimstone conjured in either of her two sets on any given SINNER GET READY date. Her ability to transform it into a haunting album closer is incredible (the same can be said for NOTHING BUT THE BLOOD OF JESUS, which she sang a capella over the recording of Jimmy Swaggart's infamous apology sermon during those same shows).

It's an insane album, full of fascinating production choices, performed to perfection. But such wild choices on the heels of such acclaimed work can polarize an audience. Lingua Ignota was always an uncategorizable project. Black metal and harsh industrial fans gravitated in particular towards All Bitches Die and CALIGULA, while recently Lingua's name will occasionally be tossed in with Ethel Cain, fans seeing similarities between Cain's screaming pain on Ptolomea and the rural gothicism of SINNER GET READY. Indeed, Anthony Fantano of theneedledrop, perhaps the most famous music critic on YouTube, gave his audience a heads up towards Hayter's music when he awarded SINNER GET READY an extremely rare 10/10, exposing the album to legions of folks who otherwise would have missed it. To many artists, this would be a sign to stay the path, follow a proven formula, keep chasing an angle that is clearly connecting with people. But I have a deep respect for Hayter's commitment to healing, to finding peace, and pursuing something that is still fascinating without being as taxing to her physical and mental health.

SAVED! is so unlike those other records, it's a bold move. But it's on purpose. This music is not directly tied to the worst events of Hayter's life, that she chronicled so unwaveringly in her previous work, admittedly to her personal and physical detriment. And she also comments often on SAVED! being maybe a transitory project, a sound and character that may not stick around for long, but was cathartic for her to release and work on. It was her first album that she recorded with some stability, living peacefully in New England, spending time with her horse.

Not everyone who enjoyed Lingua has jumped over to following the Reverend. A friend of mine who enjoyed SINNER GET READY said that SAVED! just falls close enough to what actually was used in their church's worship services to the point where it was mildly triggering for them, more than the death and destruction of previous Lingua entries. Which brings me to my original question: Is SAVED! a Christian album? It is earnestly sung (by an ordained minister nonetheless, although Hayter is quick to mention that she did it on a laptop and it took like eight minutes). Of course it is far too horrifying to play for the congregation of any given Christian church.

I like that there isn't a clear answer to these questions. Like the album's conclusion, there's no correct way to feel about it, no correct meaning to infer, just what you bring to the table. And even if it isn't a journey you take repeatedly, it is one worth taking at least once. Look into Kristin's Rorschach test and maybe you'll see something you love, or something that horrifies you. There is only one way to find out.

[coffeexxlord]

Hola, aquí está mi árbol genealógico de Ph1LzA Minecraft™:

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Lo siento si mi español es malo. Todavía estoy aprendiendo, así que la mayor parte de esto es traducido por Google.

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Así que está bien, esto se basa en lo que el propio hombre dijo sobre su mundo Hardcore, SMP Earth, DSMP y Qsmp (en ese orden, luego de vuelta a Hardcore) siendo todos el mismo tipo. También tengo en cuenta algunos casos fuera de los SMP.

(Tenga en cuenta que no sé todo sobre la tradición del mundo Hardcore de Ph1LzA cuando se trata de las relaciones, así que cualquier cosa que tenga que ver con eso es una conjetura. Siéntase libre de corregirme con algunas fuentes si me equivoco ﾍ(･ _|)

(Además, no soy Ph1L, así que no tomes esto como canon, ¿piensa en ello más como un AU mío, supongo?)

Versión sin código de colores en la parte inferior Si esto hace que le sangren los globos oculares.

Terminé esto como a la 1 a.m., así que probablemente haya algunos errores ortográficos o algo así.

English Version

Lista maestra de QSMP

-----ADVERTENCIAS: Wilbur Soot se incluye exclusivamente para contar historias. Solo lo llamaré [Censurado] porque ya no lo considero parte de la familia.

Rose:

Así que Ph1LzA comienza en su mundo hardcore al ser engendrado por Rose (¿Deidad de la Tierra/Overworld?), ella es su Deidad de Engendro. Ella es una especie de madre suya en el sentido de que él existe allí gracias a ella, pero ella no es su madre REAL y no se refieren a ella como tal. Pero como ella es ~más o menos~ su madre la he incluido en esta lista.

Kristin/Miss Trixtin:

Es la Diosa de la Muerte y su Esposa (Romántica). debido a que su trabajo es literalmente la muerte misma, no se ven mucho cuando él está en un SMP, se ven cuando él entra en su cabeza, el vacío / inframundo o cuando ella lo posee para ver el mundo de los vivos.

Su relación es a la vez un matrimonio romántico y, como un culto religioso, un ángel totalmente dedicado a su Diosa. muy parecido a Gomez y Morticia Addams.

(Lo siento, no conozco ninguna canción en español que coincida con ellos, me encantaría escuchar alguna recomendación :D.)

Technoblade:

La leyenda misma, era la vasija del dios de la sangre, lo que le daba el mismo estatus que un semidiós. Se conocen cuando el Techno es como un adolescente, digamos de 14 a 16 años. Permanecen juntos a lo largo de la Tierra SMP como los Emperadores del Imperio Antártico, se separan por un tiempo cuando Ph1LzA regresa a su mundo hardcore, y luego se reúnen por última vez en el DSMP.

Technoblade y Ph1LzA son lo que yo llamaría almas gemelas platónicas. ya sea como Padre e Hijo, mejores amigos o como hermanos. No importa cómo elijas verlo, son familia de cualquier manera. También es el favorito de Ph1LzA.

[Redacted]:

Fue considerado como el gemelo más joven de Technoblade por unos minutos a pesar de que no había ninguna relación biológica. Era el único hijo biológico de Ph1LzA y era el padre de Fundy y Tallulah. Estaba casado con su ahora ex esposa Sally The Salmon.

[Censurado] no es el hijo biológico de Kristin. [Censurado] nació de Ph1LzA y Samsung Fridge. Una nevera literal.

Tommyinnit:

Conoció a Ph1LzA a través de SMP Earth e intentó asesinar al hombre, después de fallar en el estilo de Loony-Tunes un montón de veces, finalmente molestó a Ph1L y Techno para que le gustaran. Techno y Tommy tienen una relación más fraternal a pesar de que Techno rechaza el canon familiar en DSMP.

Tommy es el padre de su hijo adoptivo Shroud, una araña, y es el hijo favorito de Kristin.

Fundy:

El hijo de [Censurado] y Sally The Salmon, Fundy tiene una relación difícil con su familia, aparte de su hijo Yogurt. Es hermano de Tallulah, aunque nunca la ha conocido.

Shroud:

Hijo adoptivo de Tommyinnit

Yogurt:

El hijo adoptivo de Fundy

MissaSinfonia:

Es un artista y músico mexicano. Él y Ph1LzA se conocieron en el QSMP y se asociaron para cuidar de su Egg Chayanne adoptado. Missa es el esposo de Ph1L (comenzó como platónico, aunque las etiquetas ya no parecen funcionar para ellos), aunque no se ven mucho debido al trabajo de Missa como una parca. Más tarde, Missa también adopta a Tallulah.

El hermano de Missa es SpreenDMC y su madre es Dama Muerte (Lady Death). Su "jefa" es Kristin.

(¡Missa me ayudó a aprender español! :D)

Chayanne:

Fue adoptado por Ph1LzA y Missa, siendo su madre favorita Missa. Le encanta cocinar y se ve a sí mismo como un hermano mayor responsable de todos los demás huevos.

Su hermana menor es Tallulah e idolatra mucho a Technoblade.

Tallulah:

Fue la hija adoptiva de Egg de [Censurado], y más tarde fue adoptada por Ph1LzA y Missa cuando [Censurado] la dejó. Su padre favorito es Ph1Lza y le encantan los animales, las flores y la música.

Ella no conoce a Fundy y no sabe que él es su hermano.

Dama Muerte (Lady Death):

La madre de Missa (este no es su nombre real, no pude encontrar nada para ella, así que le di uno) y la Diosa del inframundo. Ella gobierna la tierra de los muertos, pero en realidad no es la muerte, Kristin lo es. Piensa en Hades y Thantos, Dios del Inframundo y Dios de la muerte.

(¡POR FAVOR dígame si esto es ofensivo! Pensé que la idea de que ella fuera una Diosa era genial, pero no quiero molestar a nadie D:)

SpreenDMC:

Es el hermano de Missa (desconozco la relación exacta). Es un luchador que prefiere el PvP al RP, fue el compañero involuntario de FitMC y padre de Ramón. Se fue y estuvo "desaparecido" durante meses. Más tarde se reveló que estaba muerto.

Sin embargo, es posible que regrese debido a su madre.

FitMC:

Padre de su Huevo Ramón, Viuda porque Spreen murió, Está saliendo con Pactw. Viejo amigo de Ph1LzA desde SMP Earth y veterano de 2b2t. Adoptó a Richarlyson.

Pactw:

Hombre brasileño saliendo con Fit y adoptó a Ramón. La mitad de Tazercraft y Almas gemelas platónicas con MikeTheLink. Padre de Richarlyson.

Ramón:

Hijo de Fit y Pac, tiene bigote y le encanta CreateMod. Es amigo de Chayanne y Tallulah. Hermano adoptivo de Richas.

MikeTheLink:

Almas gemelas platónicas con Pac, casada con Barbmine, diosa de la creación. Padre de Richas.

Barbmine:

Diosa de la Creación y esposa de Mike y madre de Richas.

Richarlyson:

Brazilian Egg, ama el caos y es hijo de Pac, Mike, Felps, Cellbit, Barbmine y, recientemente, Fit.

Podría haber ido más lejos con el árbol genealógico, pero lo dejaré para otra publicación, esta es lo suficientemente larga como está. Lo enlazaré cuando lo haga.

Una vez más, esto no es exactamente canon, tómalo como un AU más que nada.

Principalmente hice esto porque vi la publicación de otra persona sobre esto que excluía a Missasinfonia por completo, pero incluía a Chayanne y Tallulah, y me molestó un poco, especialmente porque a algunas personas les gusta excluir a los hispanohablantes en el Qsmp porque no jugaban tan a menudo y solo se referían a ellos como piezas de relación con sus socios de Egg.

Missa es tan importante para la familia de Ph1LzA como Chay y Lullah. ¡LITERALMENTE SE LLAMAN A SÍ MISMOS LA FAMILIA DE LA MUERTE Y HABLAN TANTO DE MISSA QUE NO PUEDES IGNORARLA!

Pozo… tú puedes, yo no puedo controlarte y tú puedes hacer lo que quieras y esto no está destinado a ser un ataque a nadie, solo necesitaba decir nada al respecto.

De todos modos, no codificado por colores a continuación.

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Hola, aquí está mi árbol genealógico de Ph1LzA Minecraft™:

---

Lo siento si mi español es malo. Todavía estoy aprendiendo, así que la mayor parte de esto es traducido por Google.

---

Así que está bien, esto se basa en lo que el propio hombre dijo sobre su mundo Hardcore, SMP Earth, DSMP y Qsmp (en ese orden, luego de vuelta a Hardcore) siendo todos el mismo tipo. También tengo en cuenta algunos casos fuera de los SMP.

(Tenga en cuenta que no sé todo sobre la tradición del mundo Hardcore de Ph1LzA cuando se trata de las relaciones, así que cualquier cosa que tenga que ver con eso es una conjetura. Siéntase libre de corregirme con algunas fuentes si me equivoco ﾍ(･ _|)

(Además, no soy Ph1L, así que no tomes esto como canon, ¿piensa en ello más como un AU mío, supongo?)

Versión sin código de colores en la parte inferior Si esto hace que le sangren los globos oculares.

Terminé esto como a la 1 a.m., así que probablemente haya algunos errores ortográficos o algo así.

Lista maestra de QSMP

-----ADVERTENCIAS: Wilbur Soot se incluye exclusivamente para contar historias. Solo lo llamaré [Censurado] porque ya no lo considero parte de la familia.

Rose:

Así que Ph1LzA comienza en su mundo hardcore al ser engendrado por Rose (¿Deidad de la Tierra/Overworld?), ella es su Deidad de Engendro. Ella es una especie de madre suya en el sentido de que él existe allí gracias a ella, pero ella no es su madre REAL y no se refieren a ella como tal. Pero como ella es ~más o menos~ su madre la he incluido en esta lista.

Kristin/Miss Trixtin:

Es la Diosa de la Muerte y su Esposa (Romántica). debido a que su trabajo es literalmente la muerte misma, no se ven mucho cuando él está en un SMP, se ven cuando él entra en su cabeza, el vacío / inframundo o cuando ella lo posee para ver el mundo de los vivos.

Su relación es a la vez un matrimonio romántico y, como un culto religioso, un ángel totalmente dedicado a su Diosa. muy parecido a Gomez y Morticia Addams.

(Lo siento, no conozco ninguna canción en español que coincida con ellos, me encantaría escuchar alguna recomendación :D.)

Technoblade:

La leyenda misma, era la vasija del dios de la sangre, lo que le daba el mismo estatus que un semidiós. Se conocen cuando el Techno es como un adolescente, digamos de 14 a 16 años. Permanecen juntos a lo largo de la Tierra SMP como los Emperadores del Imperio Antártico, se separan por un tiempo cuando Ph1LzA regresa a su mundo hardcore, y luego se reúnen por última vez en el DSMP.

Technoblade y Ph1LzA son lo que yo llamaría almas gemelas platónicas. ya sea como Padre e Hijo, mejores amigos o como hermanos. No importa cómo elijas verlo, son familia de cualquier manera. También es el favorito de Ph1LzA.

[Redacted]:

Fue considerado como el gemelo más joven de Technoblade por unos minutos a pesar de que no había ninguna relación biológica. Era el único hijo biológico de Ph1LzA y era el padre de Fundy y Tallulah. Estaba casado con su ahora ex esposa Sally The Salmon.

[Censurado] no es el hijo biológico de Kristin. [Censurado] nació de Ph1LzA y Samsung Fridge. Una nevera literal.

Tommyinnit:

Conoció a Ph1LzA a través de SMP Earth e intentó asesinar al hombre, después de fallar en el estilo de Loony-Tunes un montón de veces, finalmente molestó a Ph1L y Techno para que le gustaran. Techno y Tommy tienen una relación más fraternal a pesar de que Techno rechaza el canon familiar en DSMP.

Tommy es el padre de su hijo adoptivo Shroud, una araña, y es el hijo favorito de Kristin.

Fundy:

El hijo de [Censurado] y Sally The Salmon, Fundy tiene una relación difícil con su familia, aparte de su hijo Yogurt. Es hermano de Tallulah, aunque nunca la ha conocido.

Shroud:

Hijo adoptivo de Tommyinnit

Yogurt:

El hijo adoptivo de Fundy

MissaSinfonia:

Es un artista y músico mexicano. Él y Ph1LzA se conocieron en el QSMP y se asociaron para cuidar de su Egg Chayanne adoptado. Missa es el esposo de Ph1L (comenzó como platónico, aunque las etiquetas ya no parecen funcionar para ellos), aunque no se ven mucho debido al trabajo de Missa como una parca. Más tarde, Missa también adopta a Tallulah.

El hermano de Missa es SpreenDMC y su madre es Dama Muerte (Lady Death). Su "jefa" es Kristin.

(¡Missa me ayudó a aprender español! :D)

Chayanne:

Fue adoptado por Ph1LzA y Missa, siendo su madre favorita Missa. Le encanta cocinar y se ve a sí mismo como un hermano mayor responsable de todos los demás huevos.

Su hermana menor es Tallulah e idolatra mucho a Technoblade.

Tallulah:

Fue la hija adoptiva de Egg de [Censurado], y más tarde fue adoptada por Ph1LzA y Missa cuando [Censurado] la dejó. Su padre favorito es Ph1Lza y le encantan los animales, las flores y la música.

Ella no conoce a Fundy y no sabe que él es su hermano.

Dama Muerte (Lady Death):

La madre de Missa (este no es su nombre real, no pude encontrar nada para ella, así que le di uno) y la Diosa del inframundo. Ella gobierna la tierra de los muertos, pero en realidad no es la muerte, Kristin lo es. Piensa en Hades y Thantos, Dios del Inframundo y Dios de la muerte.

(¡POR FAVOR dígame si esto es ofensivo! Pensé que la idea de que ella fuera una Diosa era genial, pero no quiero molestar a nadie D:)

SpreenDMC:

Es el hermano de Missa (desconozco la relación exacta). Es un luchador que prefiere el PvP al RP, fue el compañero involuntario de FitMC y padre de Ramón. Se fue y estuvo "desaparecido" durante meses. Más tarde se reveló que estaba muerto.

Sin embargo, es posible que regrese debido a su madre.

FitMC:

Padre de su Huevo Ramón, Viuda porque Spreen murió, Está saliendo con Pactw. Viejo amigo de Ph1LzA desde SMP Earth y veterano de 2b2t. Adoptó a Richarlyson.

Pactw:

Hombre brasileño saliendo con Fit y adoptó a Ramón. La mitad de Tazercraft y Almas gemelas platónicas con MikeTheLink. Padre de Richarlyson.

Ramón:

Hijo de Fit y Pac, tiene bigote y le encanta CreateMod. Es amigo de Chayanne y Tallulah. Hermano adoptivo de Richas.

MikeTheLink:

Almas gemelas platónicas con Pac, casada con Barbmine, diosa de la creación. Padre de Richas.

Barbmine:

Diosa de la Creación y esposa de Mike y madre de Richas.

Richarlyson:

Brazilian Egg, ama el caos y es hijo de Pac, Mike, Felps, Cellbit, Barbmine y, recientemente, Fit.

Podría haber ido más lejos con el árbol genealógico, pero lo dejaré para otra publicación, esta es lo suficientemente larga como está. Lo enlazaré cuando lo haga.

Una vez más, esto no es exactamente canon, tómalo como un AU más que nada.

Principalmente hice esto porque vi la publicación de otra persona sobre esto que excluía a Missasinfonia por completo, pero incluía a Chayanne y Tallulah, y me molestó un poco, especialmente porque a algunas personas les gusta excluir a los hispanohablantes en el Qsmp porque no jugaban tan a menudo y solo se referían a ellos como piezas de relación con sus socios de Egg.

Missa es tan importante para la familia de Ph1LzA como Chay y Lullah. ¡LITERALMENTE SE LLAMAN A SÍ MISMOS LA FAMILIA DE LA MUERTE Y HABLAN TANTO DE MISSA QUE NO PUEDES IGNORARLA!

Pozo… tú puedes, yo no puedo controlarte y tú puedes hacer lo que quieras y esto no está destinado a ser un ataque a nadie, solo necesitaba decir nada al respecto.

De todos modos, no codificado por colores a continuación.