#kuro burger

[koheekyat]

Mamabison's favorite spot is on kuro's chest + mamabison doodles

[crimsonsunrise]

at this rate i am just a kurokeisol blog rip to my other f/os i’ve been bewitched body and so(u)l

[yanderenightmare]

♡ TW: nsfw, noncon, drugs, somnophilia type, yandere

♡ GN reader

Thinking about that sworn sober friend you always call to please please please come pick you up from parties when you’re too drunk to trust yourself on your way home—or to please please please trip-sit you and your friends—who never says no because he’s just that nice type of guy, a mother-hen no matter how he denies it.

That’s not to say he grumbles a bit about it. Telling you you ought to clean your act up—wringing the wheel in his tightly wound fists, saying that one of these days, he won’t come to help you out. And yet, he’s still driving and ordering for you when you ask to get midnight burgers.

He says the same when he concedes to trip-sitting for the umpteenth time. “This is the last time I’m letting you guilt-trip me into doing this.”

To which you just giggle, throwing yourself onto his lap, your arms around his neck and your head laying nicely upon his pillowy bicep. “The tough act is cute, but I know you, mister nice guy—” you drawl groggily. “You wouldn’t just leave me high and dry, no matter what a naughty girl I am.” 

Your lashes are heavy, and your eyes half-mast—grin lazily stretched playfully upon your face, looking up at him all coyly. You get way too flirty for your own good—how could he trust you in the care of anyone else?

Fuck… you’re asleep on his lap only a moment later. All your friends passed out on your living room floor, leaving him all alone—all alone with all his hidden motives coming out to play.

Your body is all limp and plush—all soft croons with not a coherent word leaving your lips—eyes far gone when he gently thumbs one of your lids up. He ought to thank your dealer for giving you such good stuff. You’re completely out of it. Only moaning as he lifts your skirt and peals the cotton trail of your panties to the side of your slit.

You don’t stir. You sit pliantly and sweet, resting against his chest as he traces the pretty lips of your cunt—and starts playing with you in his hand. Your body still reacts despite your conscious staying out of it—getting puffy and slick, all too accepting of his fingers as he eases two digits inside you and starts pumping you nice and knuckle-deep.

His slacks get tight beneath you, getting plump against your bared cunt that’s started dripping from his touch, wetting his crotch.

He unzips, and oh—it’s so cute how you don’t even know. On cloud nine while he taps your pretty pussy with his fat shaft. You moan so sweetly when he nudges the tip against your entrance and starts feeding you every inch until you’re sitting all neatly with him all the way inside you.

He always refuses when you try to pay him back for all his favors. You don’t know, of course, but you’ve already paid him more than what’s fair.

♡ BNHA – Bakugou, Deku, Kirishima, Hawks, Shinso, Natsuo ♡ JJK – Nanami, Geto, Megumi, Choso ♡ HQ – Kuro, Iwaizumi, Sakusa ♡ DS – Akaza, Sanemi

♡ FEM x M INSERT masterlist ♡ GN x M INSERT masterlist

[katzkinder]

Put too much dijon on my burger (again) so now you get burger headcanons. Yeah. I know.

Mahiru: simple and classic hamburger. Rare instance where he prefers premade over doing it himself because a pound of ground chuck makes So Many Patties and he’s just one person. This changes though when he has more people over than ever, especially because it means he can tailor the fat content and ingredients to Misono’s more delicate body so his friend can enjoy a good old burger too. LOVES the Alicein cookouts for giving him access to a fancy outdoor grill.

Kuro: children’s Cheeseburger from WacDonald’s because the onions come pre diced lmao. His only request is that they hold the mustard. The type of person who likes to open his burger up and stuff french fries on it

Sakuya: bacon cheeseburger. He used to get a fried egg on top but one time Belkia said it looked like a pimple ready to be popped and Sakuya can no longer eat it that way. It’s for the best; he never managed to not be messy with the yolk

Tsubaki: veggie burger with avocado and grilled onion. Yes he’s picky about it. Yes he’s a pain in the ass about it too. Yes, Shamrock will make it from scratch for him

Belkia: Meat! meat! Meat! Wagyu beef or bust! Swiss cheese and mushrooms cooked in the beef fat are a must!

Otogiri: you ever seen those crazy burgers with stir fried noodles piled on top? Yeah

Mikuni: eats fast food with surprising regularity. He likes Wanda’s* when it comes to chains, but mom and pop diners always serve the best of the best he’s ever had. They’re so greasy though…

Jeje: Does not like to eat burgers. Will steal mikuni’s fries or onion rings, though

Ildio: do I even need to say it. Bigger is better and the more toppings the more he loves it. Frankly, though, he’s learning to actually enjoy his food instead of inhaling it. Give him time to figure out what he actually likes.

Nicco: like Mahiru, wants to keep it simple. Loves heirloom tomatoes and bread and butter pickles.

Lawless: prosciutto and avocado on a fresh ground patty cooked medium rare. Roasted tomato slice, garlic pepper, and a focaccia bun. Did you expect anything less?

Licht: Basic and familiar WacDonald’s is his go to. Reminds him of late night concerts and the satisfaction of a job well done

Anyone else have some ideas??

*Wanda’s, the servamp equivalent of Wendy’s

[squimbusfrommypolls]

The bracket has been completed! Polls will start being posted Wednesday, March 29th, at 2pm cst!

The right half of the bracket will be posted Thursday, March 30th, at 2pm cst!

Each available poll is linked below along with the matchups!

The left side consists of

Randy Jade (Dialtown) vs Shuu Iwamine (Hatoful Boyfriend)

Ticket Jerry (Dialtown) vs Sawyer (Boyfriend Dungeon)

The Eastridge Demon (Dreams of an Insomniac) vs SCP-6059 (SCP Foundation)

Sen (Shoulder a Coffin Kuro) vs Sirius Gibson (Witch’s Heart)

Goobleck (Just Roll With It) vs Shinji Hibiki (UTAU)

Gin Ibushi (Your Turn To Die) vs Alastor (Viewtiful Joe)

Felix White (The Henry Stickmin Collection) vs Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity)

Denizen Hardwick (Knights of the Borrowed Dark) vs Tomix Danao (Dragonfable)

Goo (Inanimate Insanity) vs Survivor (Rain world)

Pleading Child (Sky: Children of Light) vs Sydney Sargent (Camp Here and There)

Dj Yellow (Rhythm Heaven Ds) vs Biddybud (Super Mario)

Victim (Animation vs Animator) vs WX-78 (Don’t Starve)

Stomp Farmer (Rhythm Heaven Ds) vs Zonic the Zone Cop (Sonic Archie Comics)

2BDamned (Madness Combat) vs Purple (Animation vs Minecraft)

Elliot Schafer (In Other Lands) vs Goldia die Heilige (Pocket Mirror)

Jeff (Clarence) vs The Shapes (Mr Maker)

The right side consists of

Usaida Yoshihito (Gakkuen Babysitters) vs Fuu Hououji (Magic Knights Rayeart)

Gal (Ordem Paranormal) vs Michelle (HaSodot (The Secrets))

Lumi (Cats are Liquid) vs Jack Kennedy (Dayshift at Freddy’s)

Fitz Vacker (Keeper of the Lost Cities) vs Holly Short (Artemis Fowl)

David St Hubbins (This is Spinal Tap) vs Oedipus (The Mechanisms Ulysses)

Gordon Porlock (Red Valley) vs David Ward (I Am In Eskew)

Joe “Mama” Besser (This is Spinal Tap) vs Blogbot (The Mechanisms)

Citron (A3!) vs Caspar (Midnight Burger)

Rosemaster (Cucumber Quest) vs Daemon (Reboot!)

Oliver (Purrgatory) vs Trouble0 (REDACTED Smp)

Vespa Illkay (The Penumbra Podcast) vs Jamiejoan (Dominion Smp)

Lily (Lilys Well) vs Cavum (Moleman Arg)

Kanatsune Ame (Entropic Float) vs Peter Kennedy (Dayshift at Freddy’s)

Crawford Tillinghast (From Beyond) vs Alfred Montbank (Death Gate Cycle)

William Murderface (Metalocalypse) vs Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)

Asuka Toyama (Bang Dream Girls Band Party) vs Reinhard von Lohengramm (Legend of the Galactic Heroes)

[ace-touya]

So these are the anime in your pinned post : BNHA, JJK, Blue Exorcist, Hell Girl, Your Name, Weathering with You, and A Silent Voice...

Can I ask your top 5 favorite moments from each of the series/movies above (please pick at least 3 titles)? Thanks 🌷

Oo okay! This is gonna be long because I did all of them.

My Hero Academia - I adore Dabi’s Dance first and foremost, then all the flashbacks to his childhood in Season 6, Episode 17. Third, I loved Aizawa and Mic’s conversation with Kurogiri in the Villain Academia arc, and one of the scenes that’s stuck with me the most in MHA is when Aizawa says ‘don’t apologise for being alive’ to All Might, I think around the Christmas Episode? That would be fourth. Finally, the scene where Toga uses Ochaco’s quirk in the villain academia. Those aren’t in order at all but they’re the things that come to mind

Jujutsu Kaisen - the scene in the end of season 1 where Megumi uses Domain Expansion for the first time after remembering advice Gojo and Sukuna gave him was really cool. And the scene where middle school Megumi is sitting on a pile of bullies he just beat up as second. Third, the end of the hidden inventory arc where Gojo’s asleep having dream flashbacks of meeting little Megumi, then he wakes up and grown up Megumi is the first thing he sees. In the same episode, the scene where Geto is giving a speech to his cult and kills a dude on stage is so uncomfortable and kinda disorienting, but so cool, so that’s fourth. The scene at the end of the JJK 0 movie with Gojo talking to deathbed Geto is my fifth.

Blue Exorcist - the scene were Rin is reading the letter in the Impure King arc and he’s just like ‘…interesting…’ and they’re like ‘what does it say’ and he just goes, ‘I can’t read it’. Second, the scene way at the beginning of it when Rin is yelling about how Shiro isn’t even his real father and then Shiro slaps him. Third, the moment where Amaimon was opening and closing Rin’s sword and his flames were just going on and off was funny. Fourth, when Rin talks to Kuro about Shiro’s death and gets him as a familiar. Fifth, Kamiki being the only reasonable one after they found out Rin was the son of Satan and saying she doesn’t really care. I don’t know when any of these things happened but it’s all in season one and two

Hell Girl - Ai Enma singing the song her cousin used to sing with her while she’s making the pebble tower is probably my favourite moment in the show, it’s near the end of season one. That’s my first. Second is in the Bride Doll episode when Ren is watching Inori get tortured by her mother-in-law and says ‘women are scary..’ to which Honne Onna responds ‘have you only just figured that out?’. Third, the scene where Ai talks to Nina in episode 17 and gets her to remember she isn’t actually Nina. Fourth, any scene where Tsugumi says she doesn’t think Hell Girl is completely in the wrong, much to Hajime’s dismay. And fifth, the flashbacks to Ai and Sentarou.

Your Name - the scene where Mitsuha reads that Taki wrote ‘I love you’ on her hand and starts crying because she can’t use that to remember his name. The scene with Taki in Mistuha’s body where her grandmother asks him if he’s dreaming and he starts crying. The bit when Taki goes in person to see Mitsuha and finds out that the comet killed everyone three years ago. I don’t know when it happened but I swear there’s a scene where Taki refers to Yostuha as his sister and I found it incredibly cute. Finally, the scene where Mistuha yells ‘please make me a cute Tokyo boy in my next life!’

Weathering With You - Hodaka saying the McDonald’s burger is the best meal he’s ever had. Second, Hina telling Hodaka she’s disappearing, then cuddling, and him waking up with her gone and Nagi having had the same dream as him. The entire part of the movie where Hodaka is running from police and doing crazy shit to get away from them. Of course fourth is ‘Who cares if we never see the sun again?! I want you more than any blue sky!’ And fifth would have to be Nagi, Hina and Hodaka in the hotel just having the times of their lives as a found family

A Silent Voice - the scene where Shoya’s mum stops Shoko’s mum from fighting with Ueno. Yuzuru’s conversation with her grandma right before the grandma dies. The scene with everyone at the bridge where Shoya calls everyone else out on their bs. Shoya saving Shoko when she tried to kill herself. Shoko when she tried to confess her love to Shoya.

This was really fun to answer

[fancycat-thesilvertux]

I’m addicted to Isekai food anime and the idea that the Infinite Realm is connected to other dimensions so Danny coming across a door in the Infinite Realms that takes him to the restaurant to another world in the Infinite Realms on the day of Satur (if you know you know) and now the restaurant that royalty and dangerous magical creatures of another world frequents also now has the Ghost King to their patrons list, and Danny is all for some good food that won’t come back for vengeance and is a change of pace from the usual burger at Nasty Burger.

I mean, it’s a restaurant that’s in another world that caters to even vampires! Something for everyone!

Plus I think Danny and Kuro would have a most lovely friendship since she lives in space and is a dragon that can turn into an elf and when in dragon form her power causes death so I think since Danny loves space, is half-dead, and I love Ghost King Danny AUs the best but even if not Danny is still pretty OP in that this dude has gone toe to toe with ancients and won, he has a pretty terrifying aura, I think they’d get along pretty well.

Plus Kuro going to the Infinite Realms and meeting Dora, like both can turn into dragons albeit in different ways and I can see Kuro enjoying being able to transform into a dragon in the Infinite Realms and still be among people without fear of causing death.

[tonguetiedraven]

I had a funny little fic idea and I'm not sure if you'd be up for it, but. I had the idea that Rin keeps like hitting on Ryuuji and trying to get him into bed and Ryuuji keeps missing the hints of his boyfriend trying to seduce him until he has an "oh o:" movement and realizes what Rin had been doing. Nsfw if you want but mainly just a flirty Rin fic

Double prompt fill with help from @marble-wolf! I'm posting the first T rated half up here, and I'll put the link for the second half of the story under it <3

Ryuuji could feel the tension in his shoulders as he read through the report Lewin had sent him. He had one hand holding the ketchup stained report open —because even the new copies Lewin sent him were always stained (and ketchup was preferable because it was at least identifiable) —and the other holding a duster as he attempted to get the small apartment at least somewhat clean. He was fighting a losing battle against demon fur, but it was a battle he couldn’t stop fighting. 

He only had twenty minutes to read and memorize the report before he had to be on a call with Lewin and Osceola, and with the way those two argued, it was likely to be an hours long call, and he was hoping he could go over the Myodha’s financial papers while he attended it. He’d have to make sure he had the other notes on this report close, because Myōō knew Lewin wasn’t going to remember any details, and then he’d have to run to the office and pick up Sato’s intel and drop off the books for Yaouzou, and hopefully make it back before dinner went cold or his fiance —

Ryuuji paused for a moment, letting a bit of dark fur fall (Kuro or Rin? It was dry so it wasn’t the sunekosuri) from his duster as a sappy smile lifted his lips.

Fiance. He was going to marry Rin.

The smile dropped a little. He was going to marry Rin tremendously soon, and everything was nowhere near to ready for that. He still had to finish this assignment, get the research for the Akaei (how did a fish the size of an island manage to hide so easily?) and somehow get the Myodha in a financial spot to last a few months without him actively intervening. (He adored his people, but they could not budget to save their lives.)

That wasn’t even touching on the wedding itself, and now he was dusting a bit frantically, sending dust and dirt and fur to the ground  as he looked back at the report. There was too much to do and nowhere near enough time. The slight throbbing in his head and the ache in his shoulders and neck were just going to have to wait. 

Rin wasn't quiet about his entrance to their little sitting room. His socked feet slipped across the floor, his eyes set on his fiance. He wanted and Ryuuji was standing there looking stressed and worried and Rin would serve as a distraction to whatever was causing it. 

He slipped behind Ryuuji and his tail embraced Ryuuji around the belly and his hands came up to rub at Ryuuji's shoulders. Rin peeked over Ryuuji's shoulder. 

"Hi! What are you stressing about?" Rin asked.  

Ryuuji hummed a bit absently, flipping the page and grimacing at the smear of something dark. He was going to get Lewin veggie burgers next time he was sent for food as payback. 

“What was that, babe?” He asked, shifting to accommodate Rin’s weight and turning his head to brush a kiss to Rin’s cheek, hitting his ear instead and not even noticing as he hurriedly read the report.

(He might be crazy, but they’d already known all this. Had Lewin not even bothered to read this thing? Figured. Lazy slob.)

Rin flicked his tail at the corner of the paper and took the duster away to set aside. 

"I can feel your stress on the other side of the apartment. How about a break?" Rin suggested.   

Ryuuji watched the duster go away with a bit of despair. So much of the apartment was still dusty. (It wasn’t, he just noticed every piece of dust when he was stressed. Not that he was stressed.)

“I can take a break later. Got some more stuff to do.” He settled his hand on Rin’s tail as it wrapped back around his stomach and gave it a few pets, not minding as much as he should that it left a bit of black fur on his shirt. 

Rin huffed and shook his head, kissing Ryuuji's shoulder. "You're so tense though. Wouldn't a warm shower or some exercise be nice?" 

He would take what he could get. If that was a quickie in the shower then so be it. (Though he was dying for more than that. It had been ages . Weeks at least and the need was getting worse.)  

Ryuuji sighed a bit. A shower sounded fantastic, but Rin brought up another thought for him. He could go on a run to the office and take the call there while he did everything he needed to, then run back instead of taking the bus. He could get a light work out that way and it would fit without messing up. It might even get him home in time for dinner without being late.

“That’s perfect,” Ryuuji decided, giving his head a decisive nod. He turned around in Rin’s arms, giving him a hard kiss and squeezing his hips a little before tossing the report onto the end table and darting to the bedroom to pull on his running gear.

Rin perked up, tail lifting to wag and he hurried after Ryuuji. He didn't know what sounded perfect but the hip squeeze made Rin hopeful. 

Entering their bedroom, he found Ryuuji shedding his clothes… and pulling on his running clothes. 

For fuck's sake. Ryuuji had taken the exercise in a literal sense.

"Ryuuji? Where are you going?" Rin whined, not feeling guilty for it.  

Ryuuji tugged his shirt on and gave Rin a broad smile. “I’m gonna run to the office. I’ll be able to do the call there and get my workout that way.” 

He shoved his feet in his shoes and snatched up his keys and wallet before moving back to Rin. He cupped his fiance’s cheek (and there was the sappy smile again) and gave him a soft kiss before moving towards the door. “I’ll be back in a bit! Love ya!” 

And then he was running out the door and towards the office. He’d print himself another copy of that report once he got there.

Rin sighed, scowling at the shut door. He would just have to try harder. 

-- -- -- -- --

Rin couldn't help but wonder if Ryuuji caught on and was just being cruel now. Because fuck … why was Ryuuji having him be his spotter right now? Why was Ryuuji shirtless? 

It was hot both figuratively and literally and Ryuuji's skin was tempting him to run his hands over the smooth, muscled skin. 

Rin swallowed and tried to not blatantly stare but he felt it wasn't his fault. It was 100% Ryuuji. 

"You about done, babe? We can go get something for dinner after. Get a shower and some time to relax… together?" Rin suggested, unable to tear his eyes away from Ryuuji's arms and stomach and chest.  

“Just gotta finish this set,” Ryuuji panted, shaking his sweat damp hair out of his eyes and glancing up at Rin. His fiance (he still couldn’t stop the sappy smile) had that focused expression in his eyes that always sent a thrill through Ryuuji, and he used that to push through. 

He was, in truth, far too tired to be doing this. He hadn’t been able to sleep much thanks to stress, and work had kept him rising much too early. (Even for him.)

Oh. He couldn’t relax yet. He had to stop by the temple and get the paperwork from his father and Yaouzou. 

Paperwork for the wedding, and he still didn’t have enough to buy the specific beads he needed for Rin and all the other wedding things, but damn it all, he was going to get Rin beads that wouldn’t hurt him at all and he didn’t care if he had to do over time for it. 

Ryuuji hefted the barbell up a final, frustrated time, and set it over the rest, taking a moment to get his breath back before hefting himself back up. 

Rin offered Ryuuji a water bottle and towel, waiting patiently for him to catch his breath before pressing for an answer. 

Ryuuji took the offered items with a murmured, “Thanks, sunshine,” and downed the water, dabbing at his face and neck as he did. 

Finished with that, he tossed the towel towards the laundry basket (he still had a lot of that to do) and stood up, letting himself use Rin for support a bit more than he really needed to, simply because he wanted to touch him. 

“Go ahead and order something?” Ryuuji asked, swaying a little and rolling his neck. “I gotta shower and run to the temple real quick.”

Rin knew what he was signing up for by getting into a relationship, then being engaged to a man that was the Bocchan and the assistant to an Arch Knight and an exorcist. He knew Ryuuji would be busy but it still drew a noise of annoyance from him. 

But real quick was promising. "Okay. I'll be waiting." Rin said, pressing a kiss to Ryuuji's lips. "And don't forget to stretch and try not to overdo it?"  

“If I do, I got you to help me work out any kinks,” Ryuuji said, flirting a little as he moved to grab his shower supplies and hopefully not fall asleep in there. Rin had had to rescue him from falling asleep in the bath more than once. (It wasn’t entirely his fault that he found it easy to fall asleep when he was all warm. Rin always wound around him at night so he associated comfortable warmth with sleep.)

He would be quick. He would manage it and get back for some couch cuddles. (Nirvana, that sounded so nice.)

"I can do that. Happily." Rin said, helping Ryuuji toward the showers. He wanted to join him. So bad. He wanted to work out one particular kink but he wanted hours . (He was desperate enough to be past being partially satisfied by a quickie.)  

Ryuuji got himself in the shower, singing a bit as he thought of the quickly approaching wedding and all that was planned for it (trying not to think about all they still had to do) and got out as quickly as he could, still feeling a bit wobbly and as he got dressed. He came out with his hair still damp and in his eyes and yawned a bit as he gathered his wallet and keys before bending down to give Rin a kiss. 

“See ya in a bit?”

Rin brushed back Ryuuji's hair, and let his hands trail down Ryuuji's throat and chest. 

"Yeah, I love you. There will be food!" Rin said, ignoring the sneaky tail that was wrapping around Ryuuji.  

“Mmm,” Ryuuji hummed against Rin’s lips, giving him another kiss, “food and you? Perfect.” He straightened up, gave Rin’s tail a pet and freed himself from its grip before going out the door for the temple. 

Rin watched him go before returning to the apartment. He ordered their dinner, fed Kuro and Rin found himself with only mission reports to do. He avoided those by doing a quick clean around the apartment, the food arrived and—

His phone buzzed from where Kuro was laying and Rin moved to pick it up.  

[Torako: Your fiance fell asleep in the temple. Tatsuma has moved him to his old room. You’re welcome to join him for the evening or I can send him home?]

Rin sighed. He had known Ryuuji was tired… 

[Rin: thank you for telling me. I'll come there. Let him sleep.] 

At least Ryuuji was taking a break to sleep.  

-- -- -- -- --

It was always the longest damn chants that had dances to go with them. Ryuuji was tempted to do some research on the correlation, but he really didn’t have the time. (At least right now.) 

“Subhūtirāha-evametadbhagavan, evametat sugata.” It was his third run through of this chant that he now knew by heart at this point. It would be tiring on its own, but it wasn’t on its own. There was a complicated dance to go with it, and Ryuuji was having to draw out the trapping and exorcising magic circle with his own body in the intricate dance. 

Thankfully he had his fiance (and fight or not, nothing could stop his smile at that word) with him so it was okay for him to blink and look at the ground on occasion while they fought the enormous mekurabe and the hundreds of skulls that made it up. 

The twists and turns and pirouettes were one after another, and there was a flip coming up he wasn’t looking forward to. 

“Trade!” He called out as he finished the third round of the chant and moved onto the fourth. He blinked his dry eyes and took a deep breath for the triple flip. 

Rin forced his eyes away from Ryuuji, staring back at the demon with a pout. The damn demon was interrupting his ogling. Rin was weak to Ryuuji dancing and now he got to stare at this ugly demon rather than Ryuuji's body moving so effortlessly sexy. 

It was, on the bright side, easy to stare and glare at the same time and he allowed a snarl to leave him. He was also fighting the skeletal bodies that lumbered around and was honestly more of a tripping hazard with how the dry bones caught fire. But temporarily, he got to stare at this demon. 

Rin growled before speaking, lifting his tail in a teasing wiggle, "babe, you're going to have to dance for me. I'm getting jealous."  

Ryuuji completed the triple backflip, landing next to Rin and letting his hand slide up Rin's arm to his shoulder with a pronounced wink as he kept the chant up and turned back to face the demon and take over the staring contest so Rin could turn the skeletal bodies into kindling. 

He liked dancing with Rin. (And showing off for Rin.) 

A few more steps had his footsteps starting to glow, and his hands were leaving behind a faint golden shimmer, which meant he was actually getting close to activating this damn circle.

That wasn't fair. Ryuuji was glowing and Rin got smacked by a flailing femur or something with his distraction. He batted it away and distantly watched the skeleton go down before watching Ryuuji more. 

It was making his body want and… 

"Fuck. You're so hot, tease." Rin growled. He was so pent up. 

“Tease?” Ryuuji asked, finishing another round of the endless chant and gearing up for the final round. He was entirely glowing now and this was probably his favorite part. It was entirely too much fun to dance while he left golden light behind. He should try this with Rin at some point and he could be the one glowing while they danced.

“And you’re the one on fire, hottie.” He did a spin and another flip that had him next to Rin, caught him by the waist, pulled him into the next spin while he stole a quick kiss, and moved back to finish the chant. (And hopefully finish the pile of skulls.)

"Tease!"  Rin squawked, breathless from the kiss and the fight. 

Ryuuji looked like he was a star, radiating a vibrant light that had the skeletons shying away but attracting Rin like a moth to flame(ironically.) 

"Just cause I'm the one on fire doesn't mean you're not making me crazy." Literally. Rin needed.  

Ryuuji moved through the final verses, putting in a few more flourishes than necessary and probably  being a bit risky as he took a few more chances to shoot Rin a smile or long look. He was just having fun, and it seemed like forever since he’d really gotten to just flirt (shamelessly) with his fiance. (A slightly less sappy smile and slightly more giddy smile this time.)

The last moves required him to do a series of chaînés around the length of the circle. He executed them lightning fast, remembering too many classes that had felt tremendously stupid but had more than paid off, and finished with a flourish as the circle (and Ryuuji) erupted with golden light. He finished the chant, stepping back into the center and tugging Rin with him, pulling his fiance flush against his side as he completed the last hand signal and directed the golden light at the demon, not even caring that he was absolutely showing off at this point, because Rin was worth showing off for. 

The exorcism complete, the golden light consumed the skulls, and Ryuuji squeezed Rin into a quick hug before moving to let go and bless the ground the skulls had come from. 

Rin watched the display, as amazed as he always had been but also thoroughly distracted by Ryuuji. Ryuuji glowing and his body.  The sharpness that was brought to his features with the glow. His eyes and earrings reflecting the light and making Rin yearn to touch him. 

Rin growled as Ryuuji moved away and Rin doused his flames, crossing his arms. 

"So… what now?" Rin managed, valiantly attempting to ignore the want that was thundering through him.  

“Pick up some food on the way home?” Ryuuji suggested, finishing the blessing and turning back to Rin as he did a few stretches. He hadn’t danced like that in a while. He might be a little stiff later. 

Rin's heart thumped with excitement and he nodded over eagerly. Ryuuji finally wanted to. 

"Yeah!" Rin was going to take Ryuuji home and he wouldn't let anything interrupt them.  

Ryuuji snagged Rin’s hand in his own and placed a pickup order on his phone as he led them away from the exorcism site. He ordered yakisoba with the slight hope that his fiance would make yakisoba buns with the extra and chatted cheerfully about the exorcism and then the wedding, and if Rin really was okay with lotus flowers being part of the ceremony, and it seemed almost no time before they were jogging up the steps to their apartment, meal in hand. 

Rin seemed to inhale their dinner, and then stared as Ryuuji ate, and it made him feel like he was missing something, but he couldn’t think of anything, and the kiss he got as he stood up to put the dishes away was enough to have his knees feeling a little weak. 

Knee weakening kiss or not, Ryuuji put the dishes away, warm and happy and promptly stopped as he saw the pile of Lewin’s laundry by the washer, molding and covered in growing coal tars.

No. Not in his home. He was not getting a coal tar infestation somewhere he lived. It shouldn’t take too long…

With a glance at the sitting room where Rin was, Ryuuji moved to do Lewin’s laundry so it wouldn’t infect his home and he wouldn’t have to deal with Lewin’s stinky ass any longer.  

Rin's head snapped up at the sound of the washing machine door opening and Rin's mouth dropped open. 

No way. Did Ryuuji really get distracted by laundry?  

Rin stood and hurried into the doorway and, yup, Ryuuji was doing laundry. 

"What do you think you're doing?" Rin's tone was exasperated and just come on, Ryuuji.  

Ryuuji felt his eyes go a little wide. “I, uh…” Why did he feel like he’d gotten caught doing something naughty? It was laundry. 

“Lightning’s shit was starting to get coal tars,” he explained, frowning a bit in embarrassment. He couldn’t believe he’d let it sit long enough to start creating coal tars.

Rin snapped his fingers at Ryuuji in the universal "hurry up" sign. "Okay, so, stick it in the wash and come on."  

Rin was out of patience. He was already hard and he wasn't even sure when it happened and Ryuuji was messing with laundry.  

Ryuuji looked back at the laundry. “You can’t just stick it in. I gotta  cleanse it all first or it’ll get in our stuff too. Plus I gotta make sure he hasn’t got anything in his pockets and separate the fabrics—he wears a lotta wool and you can’t —”

"No."  Rin had crossed the small distance between them, sending out a wall of flames to swallow up what coal tars that had appeared. 

Rin grabbed Ryuuji up, tossed him over his shoulder and turned away from the laundry. 

"No. I'm not waiting any longer."  

. . .

[doumekiss]

2024

Fanfiction

Inside Your Head - 51/51 (ORV, Joongdok)

Doodling - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Labru)

A Life in Your Shape - 1/? (Dungeon Meshi, Labru)

If I'm Lucky - Oneshot (Yellowjackets, Taivan)

The Beginning of Something New - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Laishuro)

when you kill the lights, and kiss my eyes (I feel like a person for a moment of my life) - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Labru)

Oh...oh no - 2/2 (Dungeon Meshi, Labru + Mithrun)

Flavors - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Farcille + Laios)

White Day - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Labru)

Interesting Facts About Cicadas - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Laishuro)

What are your intentions with my brother? - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Labru + Farcille)

Ramen Noodles - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Mithmil)

I knew nothing of romance (but it was love at second sight) - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Mithmil)

Kabru's Great Regret - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Labru + Mithrun)

It's love's illusions I recall - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Kabru and Rin)

Breasting Boobily - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Cithadol)

Xerochrysum - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Farcille)

Whatever this world can give to me (It's you, you're all I see) - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Mickbell and Kuro + Chilchuck)

If the fire in your chest goes out (well I'll hold you all the same) - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Mithrun and his Brother)

will I find you when the night is over? - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Chilshi)

Elf Cake - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Kabru and Mithrun + Mithmil)

Heartache - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Farcille)

Poison Paradise - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Cithadol)

Motherhood - Oneshot (Dungeon Meshi, Milsiril and Kabru)

The Royal Advisor Did WHAT With The King? - 15/? (Dungeon Meshi, Labru)

TV Shows Seasons/Series 

1. Meet The Richardsons - S01 - ★★★★

2. Ghosts (cbs) - S01 - ★★★★★ 

3. Ghosts (cbs)- S02 - ★★★★★ 

4. Upstart Crow - S01 - ★★★★

5. Upstart Crow - S02 - ★★★★

6. Link Click - S01 - ★★★★

7. Link Click - S02 - ★★★★

8. Shadows House - S01 - ★★★★★ 

9. Shadows House - S02 - ★★★★★ 

10. Abbott Elementary - S02 - ★★★★

11. The Curious Case of Natalia Grace - S01 - ★★★★

12. The Curious Case of Natalia Grace - S02 - ★★★

13. Extraordinary - S02 - ★★★★

15. The Apothecary Diaries - S01 - ★★★★★ 

16. Sousou no Frieren - S01 - ★★★★★ 

17. Mashle - S01 - ★★★

18. We Are Lady Parts - S01 - ★★★★★ 

19. Ghosts (cbs) - S03 - ★★★★

20. Rick and Morty - S06 - ★★★

21. Dungeon Meshi - S01 - ★★★★★ 

22. Smiling Friends - S01 - ★★★★

23. Interview With The Vampire - S02 - ★★★★★ 

24. Smiling Friends - S02 - ★★★★

25. Bob’s Burgers - S14 - ★★★★

26. Rick and Morty - S07 - ★★★

27. Handa-Kun - S01 - ★★★★

28. Dead Boy Detectives - S01 - ★★★★

29. Servant - S01 - ★★★★

30. Taskmaster - S16 - ★★★★

31. Star Trek : Deep Space 9 - S06 - ★★★★★ 

32. Tanaka-Kun is Always Listless - S01 - ★★★★

33. Train To The End of The World - S01 - ★★★

34. Taskmaster - S17 - ★★★★★ 

35. Star Trek : Deep Space 9 - S07 - ★★★★

36. Superstore - S01 - ★★★★★ 

Books and Comics 

January 

1. Unruly (David Mitchell) - ★★★★

2. And Put Away Childish Things (Adrian Tchaikovsky) - ★★★★

3. Patricia Wants to Cuddle (Samantha Allen) - ★★★

4. Earth Fathers Are Weird (Lyn Gala) - ★★★★

5. Earth Husbands Are Odd (Lyn Gala) - ★★★★

6. Flashforward (Robert J. Sawyer) - ★★★

7. Elder Race (Adrian Tchaikovsky) - ★★★★★ 

8. A Haunting on the Hill (Elizabeth Hand) - ★★★

9. Marigold and Rose (Louise Gluck) - ★★★★

10. Jimmy's Blues and Other Poems (James Baldwin) - ★★★★

11. Tress of the Emerald Sea (Brandon Sanderson) - ★★★★★ 

12. Aimee & Jaguar: A Love Story, Berlin 1943 (Erica Fischer) - ★★★★

13. Breadcrumbs (Anne Ursu) - ★★★

14. The Borrowers (Mary Norton) - ★★★

15. The Frugal Wizard's Handbook for Surviving Medieval England (Brandon Sanderson) - ★★★★

16. The Commitments (Roddy Doyle) - ★★★

17. The Art Thief (Michael Finkel) - ★★★★

18. Barrayar (Lois McMaster Bujold) - ★★★★★ 

19. This Book May Save Your Life (Karan Rajan) - ★★★★

20. The Salt Grows Heavy (Cassandra Khaw) - ★★★

21. The Year of the Hare (Arto Paasilinna) - ★★★

22. A Dog's Heart (Mikhail Bulgakov) - ★★★★

23. Crooked House (Agatha Christie) - ★★★★

24. Goodbye, My Rose Garden (Dr. Pepperco) - ★★★★

25. Kissing the Witch (Emma Donahue) - ★★★★★ 

26. The Starless Sea (Erin Morgenstern) - ★★★

27. Meruhen Na Otoko Tachi (Itsuki, Makoto) - ★★★★

28. Murikon. (Makoto Itsuki) - ★★★

29. You're Not a Girl in a Movie (Hala Alyan) - ★★★★

30. The Arkadians (Lloyd Alexander) - ★★★

31. The Bluest Eye (Toni Morrison) - ★★★★★ 

February 

1. Poor Things (Alasdair Gray) - ★★★★

2. Night (Elie Wiesel) - ★★★★

3. Carnaval (Manuel Bandeira) - ★★

4. Sins of the Black Flamingo (Andrew Wheeler; Tradd Moore) - ★★★

5. Project Hail Mary (Andy Weir) - ★★★★★ 

6. Sentimento Do Mundo (Carlos Drummond De Andrade) - ★★★★

7. The Woman in Me (Britney Spears) - ★★★★

8. Dark Matter: The New Science of the Microbiome (James Kinross) - ★★★★

9. Songs of Innocence and Experience (William Blake) - ★★★★

10. Estrela Da Tarde (Manuel Bandeira) - ★★★★

11. The Maidens (Alex Michaelides) - ★★★★

12. When Marnie Was There (Joan G. Robinson) - ★★★★

13. Say Nothing (Patrick Radden Keefe) - ★★★★★ 

14. Three Men in a Boat (Jerome K. Jerome) - ★★★

15. Redemption in Indigo (Karen Lord) - ★★★★

16. The Warrior's Apprentice (Lois McMaster Bujold) - ★★★★

17. Secondhand Time: The Last of the Soviets (Svetlana Alexievich) - ★★★★★ 

18. The Egg and Other Stories (Andy Weir) - ★★★★

19. Dogs of Summer (Andrea Abreu) - ★★★

20. Ruthless (Dumplone) - ★★★

21. Kay's Anatomy (Adam Kay) - ★★★★

22. Way Station (Clifford D. Simak) - ★★★★

23. Palepoli (Usamura Furuya) - ★★★

24. The Princess in Black (Shannon Hale & Dean Hale) - ★★★★

25. The Princess in Black and the Perfect Princess Party (Shannon Hale) - ★★★

26. The Princess in Black and the Hungry Bunny Horde (Shannon Hale) - ★★★★

27. The Colossus and Other Poems (Sylvia Plath) - ★★★★

28. Winter Trees (Sylvia Plath) - ★★★★

29. The Gods Themselves (Isaac Asimov) - ★★★

March

1. The Brothers Karamazov (Fyodor Dostoyevsky) - ★★★★★

2. The Woman in the Purple Skirt (Natsuko Imamura) - ★★★★

3. Contos Negreiros (Marcelino Freire) - ★★★

4. Jonathan Livingston Seagull (Richard Bach) - ★★★

5. The Phantom of the Opera (Gaston Leroux) - ★★★★

6. Void (Zariya) - ★★★

7. On Palestine (Noam Chomsky) - ★★★★

8. The Martian (Andy Weir) - ★★★★★ 

9. Crime and Punishment (Fyodor Dostoevsky) - ★★★★

10. Foster (Claire Keegan) - ★★★

11. Blood of the Sun (Yang Seonghyeon) - ★★★

12. The Eternal Husband (Fyodor Dostoevsky) - ★★★

13. The White Darkness (David Grann) - ★★★

14. Shadows House (Somato) - ★★★★★ 

15. Assassin's Apprentice (Robin Hobb) - ★★★★

16. Royal Assassin (Robin Hobb) - ★★★★

17. Cold Comfort Farm (Stella Gibbons) - ★★★

18. Sexing the Cherry (Jeanette Winterson) - ★★★★

19. Gory Details: Adventures From the Dark Side of Science (Erika Engelhaupt) - ★★★★

20. The Story of China (Michael Wood) - ★★★

21. Kieta Hatsukoi (Hinekure Wataru, Aruko) - ★★★★★ 

22. Confessions of a Mask (Yukio Mishima) - ★★★★

23. Jamais Peço Desculpas Por Me Derramar (Ryane Leão) - ★★★★

24. This Won't Help : Modest Proposals for a More Enjoyable Apocalypse (Eli Grober) - ★★★★

25. 2001: A Space Odyssey (Arthur C. Clarke) - ★★

26. No Longer Human (Osamu Dazai) - ★★★

27. Pale Fire (Vladimir Nabokov) - ★★★★

28. The Prince of Mist (Carlos Ruiz Zafón) - ★★★★

29. The Murder of Roger Ackroyd (Agatha Christie) - ★★★★

30. Lincoln's Dreams (Connie Willis) - ★

31. Goodbye, Eri (Tatsuki Fujimoto) - ★★★★

32. The Call of the Wild (Jack London) - ★★★★

33. Rutka's Notebook (Ruth Laskier) - ★★★

34. The Travelling Cat Chronicles (Hiro Arikawa) - ★★★★★ 

35. Jane of Lantern Hill (L.M. Montgomery) - ★★★

36. The World Keeps Ending and the World Goes on (Franny Choi) - ★★★★

37. Deliberate Cruelty (Roseanne Montillo) - ★★★

38. Final Chapters: How Famous Authors Dies (Jim Bernhard) - ★

39. Shirahime-Syo (Clamp) - ★★★

40. Via Láctea (Olavo Bilac) - ★★★

41. The Goodbye Cat (Hiro Arikawa) - ★★★★

42. The Hole (Hiroko Oyamada) - ★★★

43. Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Jeff Kinney) - ★★★★

April

1. The Secret Adversary (Agatha Christie) - ★★★

2. Erio and the Electric Doll (Mujirushi Shimazaki) - ★★★★

3. The Watcher in the Shadows (Carlos Ruiz Zafon) - ★★★

4. Romanceiro Da Inconfidência (Cecília Meireles) - ★★★★

5. Ordeal by Innocence (Agatha Christie) - ★★★ 

6. Tao Te Ching (Lao-Tzu) - ★★★★

7. Schoolgirl (Osamu Dazai) - ★★★★

8. Billy Budd, Sailor (Melville, Herman)

9. The Princess in Black Takes a Vacation (Shannon Hale) - ★★★

10. The Princess in Black and the Perfect Playdate (Shannon Hale) - ★★★★

11. Princess in Black and the Science Fair Scare (Shannon Hale) - ★★★

12. The Princess in Black and the Bathtime Battle (Shannon Hale) - ★★★

13. The Princess in Black and the Giant Problem (Shannon Hale) - ★★★★

14. Small Things Like These (Claire Keegan) - ★★★★

15. The Lover (Silvia Moreno-Garcia) - ★★★

16. The Grandmothers (Doris Lessing) - ★★★

17. Kindergarten Wars (Yuu Chiba) - ★★★

18. The Idiot (Fyodor Dostoevsky) - ★★★★

19. Grendel (John Gardner) - ★★★

20. Sleeping Dead (Asada Nemui) - ★★★★★ 

21. Dear, My God (Asada Nemui) - ★★★

22. Deen, My Love (Asada Nemui) - ★★★★

23. Madara Moyou No Yoi (Asada Nemui) - ★★★

24. The Pale Horse (Agatha Christie) - ★★★★

25. Call (Asada Nemui) - ★★★★

26. Ai, Sei (Asada Nemui) - ★★★

27. Takatora-Kun to Omegatachi (Asada Nemui) - ★★★★

28. Pinocchio (Carlo Collodi) - ★★★

29. The Remains of the Day (Kazuo Ishiguro) - ★★★★★ 

30. The Flowers of Buffoonery (Osamu Dazai) - ★★★

31. If Beale Street Could Talk (James Baldwin) - ★★★★

32. Skin (Asada Nemui) - ★★★

33. Magma (Thora Hjörleifsdóttir) - ★★★★

34. Dreaming in Code : Ada Byron Lovelace, Computer Pioneer (Emily Arnold McCully) - ★★★★

May

1. Wyrd Sisters (Terry Pratchett) - ★★★★★ 

2. Witches Abroad (Terry Pratchett) - ★★★★

3. Starve Acre (Andrew Michael Hurley) - ★★★★

4. Feet of Clay (Terry Pratchett) - ★★★★★ 

5. Jingo (Terry Pratchett) - ★★★★

6. Hare No Hi (Asada Nemui) - ★★★

7. One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich (Alexander Solzhenitsyn)- ★★★

8. A House With Good Bones (T. Kingfisher) - ★★★★

9. The Premonition (Banana Yoshimoto) - ★★★

10. Ani No Chuukoku (Asada Nemui) - ★★★

11. The Dream of a Ridiculous Man (Fyodor Dostoyevsky) - ★★★

12. The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With the Sea (Yukio Mishima) - ★★★

13. Going Postal (Terry Pratchett) - ★★★★★ 

14. Making Money (Terry Pratchett) - ★★★★★ 

15. The City and the Pillar (Gore Vidal) - ★★★★

16. Every Man for Himself and God Against All (Werner Herzog) - ★★★★

17. The Story of Doctor Dolittle (Hugh Lofting) - ★★★

18. Where Hope Comes From: Poems of Resilience, Healing and Light (Nikita Gill) - ★★★

19. Myra Breckenridge (Gore Vidal) - ★★★

20. Oratório De Santa Maria Egipcíaca (Cecília Meireles) - ★★★

21. Loved Circus (Asada Nemui) - ★★★

22. The Truth (Terry Pratchett) - ★★★★★

23. The Mountain in the Sea (Ray Nayler) - ★★★★

24. Around the World in 80 Days (Jules Verne) - ★★★

25. A Theory of Haunting (Sarah Monette) - ★★★

26. Dialogue (Robert McKee) - ★★★★

June 

1. Sleep Donation (Karen Russell) - ★★

2. The Islands of Chaldea (Diana Wynne Jones) - ★★★

3. Go Tell It on the Mountain (James Baldwin) - ★★★★

4. Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly (Anthony Bourdain) - ★★★★

5. Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World (Scott McCormick) - ★★★★

6. Rivals 2! More Frenemies Who Changed the World (Scott McCormick) - ★★★

7. The Goblin Reservation (Clifford Simak) - ★★★★

8. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (Mark Haddon) - ★★★★

9. Casino Royale (Ian Fleming) - ★

10. Tunneling to the Center of the Earth (Kevin Wilson) - ★★★★

11. Outlaw Marriages (Rodger Streitmatter) - ★★★★

12. Before the Ever After (Jacqueline Woodson) - ★★★

13. Joni Mitchell: In Her Own Words (Joni Mitchell & Malka Marom) - ★★★★

14. Cumbe (Marcelo D'salete) - ★★★★

15. Shy (Max Porter) - ★★★

16. Alien Clay (Adrian Tchaikovsky) - ★★★★

17. Trinta E Poucos (Antonio Prata) - ★★★★

18. Noite Luz (Marcelo D'salete) - ★★★

19. O Meu Amigo Pintor (Lygia Bojunga) - ★★★★

20. If Cats Disappeared From the World (Genki Kawamura) - ★★★★

21. The Postman (Antonio Skármeta) - ★★★

22. Ten Drugs (Thomas Hager) - ★★★★

23. Black Paradox (Junji Ito) - ★★★★

24. Service Model (Adrian Tchaikovsky) - ★★★★

25. The Duel (Anton Chekhov) - ★★★

26. The Depth of the Sky (Kohinata Maruko and Sakurai Mina) - ★★★★

July

1. Sherbet Above The Sea of Fog (Ppeowapiwasal) - ★★★★

2. Sensor (Junji Ito) - ★★★

3. 4. Pity (Andrew McMillan) - ★★★

4. Talking About Detective Fiction (P. D. James) - ★★★★

5. The Bow (Sasaki Kuroda) 

6. Baby, You’re Gonna Be Mine (Kevin Wilson) - ★★★★

7. Kill The Male Lead To Become The Villainess (Shisi Xia Xiang) - ★★★

8. Maskerade (Terry Pratchett) - ★★★★

9. Why We Get Sick (Randolph M. Nesse and George C. Williams) - ★★★★★

10. 84, Charing Cross Road (Helene Hanff) - ★★★★

11. The Metamorphosis (Franz Kafka) - ★★★★

12. O Jumento Que Foi Á Lua 

13. Rendezvous With Rama (Arthur C. Clarke) - ★★★★

14. Strange Sally Diamond (Liz Nugent) - ★★

15. The Sisters Brothers (Patrick DeWitt) - ★★★★

16. Mort (Terry Pratchett) - ★★★★

17. Soul Music (Terry Pratchett) - ★★★★

18. Caffeine (Michael Pollan) - ★★★

19. Novelist as a Vocation (Haruki Murakami) - ★★★

20. Star Trek : Revenant (Alex White) - ★★★★

21. The Sea and The Little Fishes (Terry Pratchett) - ★★★★

22. Beacon 23 (Hugh Howey) - ★★★

23.Ascendance of a Bookworm: Daughter of a Soldier Vol. 1 (Miya Kazuki) - ★★★★

24. Ascendance of a Bookworm: Daughter of a Soldier Vol. 2 (Miya Kazuki) - ★★★★

25. Only You Can Save Mankind (Terry Pratchett) - ★★★

26. Elevation (Stephen King) - ★★★

27. The Gilda Stories (Jewelle Gomez) - ★★★★

28. The Cry of The Owl (Patricia Highsmith) - ★★

29. The Fifth Elephant (Terry Pratchett) - ★★★★

30. Shakespeare For Squirrels (Christopher Moore) - ★★★

31. Welcome to the OC : The Oral History (Alan Sepinwall) - ★★★★★

32. Norwegian Wood (Haruki Murakami) - ★★★

33. Mislaid in Parts Half-Known (Seanan McGuire) - - ★★★★

August

1. Paldin's Grace (T. Kingfisher) - ★★★★

2. Little Lord Funtleroy (Frances Hodgson Burnett) - - ★★★

3. Rebecca (Daphne Du Maurier) - ★★★★

4. Paladin's Strenght (T. Kingfisher) - - ★★★★

Movies 

January 

1. Totally Killer (2023) - ★★★★

2. The Estate (2022) - ★★

3. On Chesil Beach (2018) - ★★★

4. Five Nights at Freddy's (2023) - ★★★★

5. Mean Girls (2004) - ★★★★★ 

6. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) - ★★★★

7. Jaws (1975) - ★★★

8. The Notorious Bettie Page (2005) - ★★★★

9. Chicago (2002) - ★★★★★ 

10. Next Goal Wins (2023) - ★★★★

11. See How They Run (2022) - ★★★

12. Bottoms (2023) - ★★★★★ 

13. Eileen (2023) - ★★★★

14. The Bishop's Wife (1947) - ★★★★

15. 12 Angry Men (1957) - ★★★★★ 

16. Torch Song Trilogy (1988) - ★★★★

17. Don't Bother to Knock (1952) - ★★★

18. The Divorcee (1930) - ★★★

19. Scooby-Doo (2002) - ★★★★

February 

1. Saltburn (2023) - ★★★★

2. Milli Vanilli (2023) - ★★★★

3. Coded: The Hidden Love of J.C. Leyendecker (2021) - ★★★

4. Ishtar (1987) - ★★

5. Aguirre: The Wrath of God (1972) - ★★★

6. Ivy (1947) - ★★★

7. Hotel Transylvania (2012) - ★★★

8. Gone Girl (2014) - ★★★★★ 

9. American Fiction (2023) - ★★★★

10. Surf's Up (2007) - ★★★

11. The Godfather (1972) - ★★★★

March

1. Poor Things (2023) - ★★★★

2. Mean Girls (2024) - ★★

3. Happy Death Day (2017) - ★★★★★ 

4. Cold Comfort Farm (1995) - ★★★

5. Shiva Baby (2021) - ★★★★

6. The Three Faces of Eve (1957) - ★★★★★ 

7. Dicks: The Musical (2023) - ★★★★★ 

8. Analyze This (1999) - ★★★

9. The Mask (1994) - ★★★

10. What's Up, Doc? (1972) - ★★★★★ 

11. The End of the Affair (1999) - ★★★

12. The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie (2004) - ★★★★

13. Shrek (2001) - ★★★★★ 

14. Leave Her to Heaven (1945) - ★★★★★ 

April

1. Bell, Book and Candle (1958) - ★★★★

2. The Company of Wolves (1984) - ★★★★★ 

3. Sabrina (1954) - ★★★★★ 

4. Getulio (2014) - ★★★★

5. The Croods (2013) - ★★★★

6. The Heiress (1949) - ★★★★★ 

7. The Dark Mirror (1946) - ★★★★

8. In This Our Life (1942) - ★★★

9. The Remains of the Day (1993) - ★★★★★ 

10. My Best Fiend (1999) - ★★★★★ 

11. Burden of Dreams (1982) - ★★★★★ 

12. Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (1980) - ★★★★★ 

13. All About Eve (1950) - ★★★★★ 

14. It's Love I'm After (1937) - ★★★★

15. Encounters at the End of the World (2007) - ★★★★★ 

16. Grizzly Man (2005) - ★★★★★ 

17. My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done? - ★★★★

18. Stand-In (1937) - ★★★

19. The Petrified Forest (1936) - ★★★★

20. The House of the Seven Gables (1940) - ★★★★

May

1. Auntie Mame (1958) - ★★★★

2. Shrek (2001) - ★★★★★ 

3. Late Night With the Devil (2024) - ★★★★★ 

4. Biosphere (2023) - ★★★★

5. Gone With the Wind (1939) - ★

6. House of Wax (1953) - ★★★★

7. The Whales of August (1987) - ★★★

8. Myra Breckinridge (1970) - ★★

9. Precautions Against Fanatics (1969) - ★★

10. May December (2023) - ★★★★

11. Lucy and Desi (2022) - ★★★★★ 

12. Creep (2014) - ★★★★★ 

13. Creep 2 (2017) - ★★★★★ 

14. Abigail (2024) - ★★★

15. Gosford Park (2001) - ★★★★

16. Clockwatchers (1997) - ★★★

17. Rashomon (1950) - ★★★★

18. Rosaline (2022) - ★★★

19. Challengers (2024) - ★★★★

20. Matilda (1996) - ★★★★★ 

21. Re-Animator (1985) - ★★★

22. Shadow of the Vampire (2000) - ★★★

23. Dragonwyck (1946) - ★★★★

24. Vincent (1982) - ★★★★

June

1. The Frog Princess (1954) - ★★★★

2. I'm No Angel (1933) - ★★★

3. Coherence (2013) - ★★★★

4. Exam (2009) - ★★★

5. How to Murder Your Husband: The Nancy Brophy Story (2023) - ★★★

6. In the Soup (1992) - ★★★

7. She Done Him Wrong (1933) - ★★★

8. Blonde in Black Leather (1975) - ★★★★

9. The Philadelphia Story (1940) - ★★★★★ 

10. The Night of the Hunter (1955) - ★★★★★ 

11. Rebecca (1940) - ★★★★

12. Inside Out 2 (2024) - ★★★

July 

1. Tripping (2024) - ★★★★

2. Tall, Dark and Handsome (2023) - ★★★★

3. The Orgy (2018) - ★★★★

4. Lady Brentley’s End (2022) - ★★★

5. Home (2015) - ★★★★

6. The Silence of The Lambs (1991) - ★★★★★ 

7. Rain Man (1988) - ★★★★

8. The Super Mario Bros Movie (2023) - ★★★★

9. Kramer vs. Kramer (1979) - ★★★★

10. Bonnie and Clyde (1967) - ★★★★

11. Faye (2024) - ★★★★

12. Mommie Dearest (1981) - ★★

[octofiend]

2024 Promo yay

Yo, my name is Rodrick, and this is my self-shipping blog.

Im not very active, but when i am....

idk bro i just am.

DNI\BYF

- DNI proshippers, MAPS, Zoo’s,Homo/Transphobes, Etc.

-DNI if you self ship with characters from my main F/O list.

Main F/O list

Tang - Monkie kid

Balthazar Bratt- Despicable me

Prince Gumball/Gary - Adventure time/Fiona and Cake

Captain Kuro - One piece

Veneer - Trolls band together

Oswald Cobblepot - Gotham

Jacques - Total Drama (Ridonculous race)

The Tallest - Invader Zim

Repo Mantis - ROTTMNT

The Usher - HHN

Jack the Clown - HHN

Launchpad Mcquack - Darkwing duck/Ducktales

Firestarter - TT/Corporate clash

Sebek Zigvolt- Twisted wonderland

Cesare - Bigtop Burger

Sunburst - (MLP)

The spot - (Marvel)

-

This crap is still in the works so bear with me 💅

[tuney-dreemur]

CosWon Themed menu pt. 2

Blue, purple and magenta noodles with star shaped pieces of vegetables based on Rei

A strawberry tiramisu based on Bah’Rhys

Blue, purple and magenta noodles with star-shaped vegetables based on Rei

A caramel doughnut with frosting resembling Chie

Blueberry shaved ice made to resemble Azuri

A blackberry, black cherry shake with blueberry drizzle based on Aoi

Ube flavored truffles decorated to resemble Nerva

An orange mango ice cream topped with a matcha and mint syrup and dark chocolate glasses based on Oren

Fluffy dough dyed red and orange and filled with caramelized apples and yellow vanilla cream based on Mara

A red velvet cupcake with chocolate shaving and small gold-colored pieces of white chocolate based on Kael’Thal

A peach custard topped with blue raspberry frozen custard and dark chocolate glasses based on Braiden

A big burger made with black dyed buns with cat ears that resemble Kuro

Lemon bread rolls covered in lemon puree made to resemble Lemon / A lemon curry made with chicken and yellow rice in the shape of Lemon

A cake with a matcha base followed by whipped cream frosting, a yellow cake layer and topped with a honey toffee glaze based on Gaia

[theinternetisaweboflies]

[squimbusfrommypolls]

Finally chose all 64 characters but before I start making matchups can y’all tell me if any of these guys aren’t a Squimbus? I don’t know who many of them are and can’t really be sure without some others looking through the list

*Squimbus: character that never wins or makes it in poll competitions on Tumblr.com, typically from media that isn’t well known on tumblr but can just be a very obscure/unpopular character

Randy Jade (Dialtown)

The Eastridge Demon (Dreams of an Insomniac)

Sirius Gibson (Witch’s Heart)

Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity)

Lily (Lily’s Well)

Peter (Dayshift at Freddys)

Blogbot (The Mechanisms)

Ticket Jerry (Dialtown)

Victim (Animator vs Animation)

Purple (Animator vs Minecraft)

Tomix Danao (Dragonfable)

Reinhard von Lohengramm (Legend of the Galactic Heroes)

Shinji Hibiki (UTAU)

Michelle (HaSodot (The Secrets))

Survivor (Rain World)

Asuka Toyama (Bang Dream Girls Band Party)

Goldia die Heilige (Pocket Mirror)

Gin Ibushi (Your Turn To Die: Death Game By Majority)

Fuu Hououji (Magic Knights Rayeart)

Jack Kennedy (Dayshift at Freddys)

Dj Yellow (Rhythm Heaven)

David Ward (I Am In Eskew)

Fitz Vacker (Keeper of the Lost Cities)

DAVID ST HUBBINS (This is Spinal Tap)

Joe "Mama" Besser (This is Spinal Tap)

Felix White (Henry Stickmin)

Goo (Inanimate Insanity)

Shuu Iwamine (Hatoful Boyfriend)

Cavum (Moleman arg)

Stomp Farmer (Rhythm Heaven)

Gal (Ordem Paranormal)

Sen (Shoulder a Coffin Kuro)

Lumi (Cats are Liquid)

The Shapes (Mr Maker)

Goobleck (Just Roll With It)

Biddybud (Super Mario)

Zonic the Zone Cop (Sonic Archie Comics)

WX-78 (Don’t Starve)

Daemon (Reboot!)

Ravio (Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds)

2BDamned (Madness Combat)

Denizen Hardwick (Knights of the Borrowed Dark)

Murderbot (The Murderbot Diaries)

Trouble0 (REDACTED smp)

Jeff (Clarence)

Gordon Porlock (Red Valley)

Oliver (Purrgatory)

Pleading Child (Sky: Children of Light)

SCP-6059 (SCP Foundation)

Rosemaster (Cucumber Quest)

Usaida Yoshihito (Gakkuen Babysitters)

Sydney Sargent (Camp Here and There)

Holly Short (Artemis Fowl)

Elliot Schafer (In Other Lands)

Citron (A3!)

Caspar (Midnight Burger)

Vespa Illkay (The Penumbra Podcast)

Kanatsune Ame (Entropic Float)

Alastor (Viewtiful Joe)

Alfred Montbank (Death Gate Cycle)

William Murderface (Metalocalypse)

Sawyer (Boyfriend Dungeon)

Jamiejoan (Dominion Smp)

Crawford Tillinghast (From Beyond)

[bluezey]

For those of you who don't like Ink Lemonade because drinking Squidward's ink is gross, allow me to introduce you to this sandwich

This is called the Kuro burger. It's a popular black sandwich sold at a fast food franchise in Japan. The bun and cheese is dyed black with a natural and edible additive called bamboo charcoal. And the sauce is also edible even with it's natural additive, squid ink.

That's right, there's a sauce out there called spicy squid ink sauce. It's exactly what you think it is, and people in Japan love it.

So this may make you see Ink Lemonade be a little less gross, or you could be more grossed out by it. But, I thought this fact needed addressing, as maybe this is what inspired Ink Lemonade. And, maybe that's why the patrons liked it before they knew what it was, it was such a bold and spicy flavor.

Tell me what you think of this reveal, if you think the writers knew of squid ink sauce before ink lemonade, and if you would actually try it. Me personally, I would try it if it wasn't too spicy. No the squid ink actually doesn't turn me off, but with my gastritis I can't have anything too spicy. Maybe one day they'll make a mild squid ink sauce and I'll give it a taste, as well as ship a bottle to Gavin Lee as I'm kind of mischievous like that.

[incorrectservamp]

Ildio: Maybe we should do something actually fun?

Kuro: Sleep?

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Shoma: I don't want to die a virgin!

Kirio: Me neither!

Shoma: Wait, that gives me an idea...

Kuro: (gets terrified) No! NO!