#leech Bros

[shioden]

I LOVE Beans Festa！

[melodyseashell22]

I got these at the gift shop at the beach And they're so adorable

[veedraws]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY UTSUBOYFRIENDS!!!

[glo0b]

Welcome the Leech brothers to the Wall of Animals It need a better name I know. Of course they are both eels I know they don't look good, please I can't draw Eels. The lovely Leech bros shall be on my wall watching me sleep for the rest of time! or till the next owners paint over it ._.

Remember my dear readers to sleep and drink plenty of water! or the boogy man will come for you and of course a good night or good morning to you, friends.

[mochinomnoms]

So are bros fantasies gonna get more raunchy or more domestic as time goes on??? Or both?

Both. They are domestically raunchy fantasies that only get worse once he gets even an inkling that Reader likes him back. He's fantasizing about your wedding day, both of you dressed in white, while immediately switching gears into your wedding night as he gives you the most toe-curling night of your life.

He's daydreaming about making you breakfast in your now shared kitchen, then thinking about bending you over the counter.

He's lying in bed with thoughts of holding you close, while also simultaneously fantasizing about fucking you awake (w/ your previously established consent, ofc) and watching your bleary eyes open and cute moans leave your mouth.

If you two can biologically have children together? Nah man, now he's having cute thoughts of mini-you and hims running around with a baby in his arms. Which immediately shift into thoughts of breeding you silly over and over. His ultimate goal is to have both twins and irish twins in one go (Jade pls the human body has its limits).

Yeah no, bro in this is down bad. He's so down bad it's not even funny bro (it's so funny).

[biwitchedart]

Drawing a connection between the Tweels being Azuls only friends as kids because they would not fucking leave him alone vs current Azul not leaving anyone (read: Jamil) alone when he wants to befriend them

[thegoldencontracts]

Rec-list!

This is a little compilation of all the twisted wonderland works I personally recommend. Feel free to DM me, or comment anything you think should be added. If you're on this list and I haven't commented on your fic, I'm so sorry! I hope my words of praise here can somewhat make up for it.

Bold Fics/Creators are/make X Reader!

Italicized ones are ones I find underrated, so I highly recommend checking them out!

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Kisses - by @thehollowwriter, a fluffy OC X Azul fic that made me sqeee aghhh it's so cute <3

Azul, Idia, and Riddle With A Flirty Reader - by @etheries1015, tooth-rottingly fluffy tsundere!twst xreader, I love it sm. Ft. Azul, Riddle, Idia

Ashes - by @thehollowwriter, Azul angst and it BROKE my heart, trust me it's painful in the best way.

Untitled Azujami Drabble - by @poisoned-pearls, and though they're popular probably I still think this awesome little fluffy masterpiece is criminally underrated aghhhhh

Ace, Leona, Azul, and Jamil With A Talented Baker - by @atierrorian, super fluffy and I absolutely adored it.

Group Hug - by @whats-it-mean, Ace, Floyd, Jade, and Azul all in a group hug with the reader, it's such a funny premise and yet so well done.

Arms Tonite - by @thesunshineriptide, I honestly believe it is the gold standard for hurt/comfort fics, it's absolutely amazing and honestly one of the best twst fics I've ever read.

Please Don't Leave - by @just-patchy; octatrio poly (no twincest) hurt/comfort, it is so good, don't listen to the a/n saying the writing's bad trust mee.

Azul + Anniversary - @cloudcountry; azul x reader and it's so cute ashdhfdhsfkdlj I'm dyinggg

Coin-Flip - @pomefioredove; this one was so cuteeee azul x reader, it was so fun seeing him get all flusteredd fhjdfkjh

Ao3:

and who'll love me if i'm not the top of my school - by @idia-shroud-is-tmasc/shatteredcoll on ao3; heart-wrenching riddle angst fic in the absolutely best way. If you're a riddle fan, seriously I recommend checking it out.

Of Rosy Snapshots and Deep Dives - by bedtime_at_four_am on ao3; I may be biased but honestly I love all their works, seriously recommend reading it's such a good azurido fic and even if you don't like the pairing you'll find it hilarious.

Rock and a Hard Place - by @thateldribitch/ThatEldriBitch on ao3, it's such a short but sweet fic and honestly I've reread it so many times I've probably ended up skewing the stats HELP-

Fungi Makes A Fun Guy - by Foxyexy on ao3. Azul x Jade and It's sooo cute aghjfdjdk I'm dying I'm deadd-

Business Soulmates - by Mell(MelMystery) on ao3. Platonic octatrio; It's so perfect imo, and one of the few twins meeting azul fics i like.

Indebted - by Midnight_Archives on ao3. So cute, and it's SO underrated, especially compared to other Jamiazu longfics.

Misc. (Follow Recommendations):

@malletsum - hilarious tweets and banger malleus + twst takes imo

@dailytwsttweets - Absolutely fucking hilarious every tweet of theirs is a banger imo, never forgetting "yaoi pills"

@thehollowwriter - banger takes and a bunch of good fics!

@poisoned-pearls - SO MUCH GOOD JAMIAZU STUFF it's actually insanee

@skyephobic - Banger art absolutely EDIBLE imo

@traumxrei-archive - Everyone probably knows them but they write SO MUCH good flustered Azul content it's insaneeee

@luciferzstar - Underrated Azul artist imo, lots of great memes <3

@pomefioredove - Great fic writer imo SHJFDJHKFKJFDS

@jovieinramshackle - Great artist for Azul content, I love their ocs <3

[lemonlimestar]

what will it take for you guys to stop putting kon with that bald man. if u want a sleazy business man who’s bald(ing) and actually had a significant impact on kon’s life for the worse, rex is literally right there

i’m sorry but no amount of cl*x divorce jokes will peak the comedy of rex returning from whatever hole he’s currently crawled into to ask kon for five bucks (after he’s already asked roxy multiple times. this is important to his pitch) just for kon to tell him to fuck off

[shioden]

DREAM FOAM CHANGE‼

[iamapoopmuffin]

Not me slapping Idia on every cat based meme I have-

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

yea i love twins in media

gaslighting

whatever the fuck they got going on

in desperate need of therapy

in desperate need of therapy pt 2

horny

in desperate need of therapy pt 3

:)

:) but even more so

[alxastrx]

WHY DID I JUST SEE TWO POSTS SEXUALISING THE LEECH. THEY'RE MINORS CAN'T YOU JUST ENJOY THEIR CHARACTERS WITHOUT HAVING TO MAKE EVERYTHING SEXUAL SKDHAODGOAVQIRONGLAVDUAODUEO I HATE YOU GUYS

[estcaligo]

rip idia ig

[blind0raven]

For the sake of every unborn child... I hope that egg donor of a "mom" of yours never has another child riddle

AZUL'S FACE THOUGH LOL

The man looks so shooketh

Look man, red head ciel still needs to have a sebastian hanging around and Jade fits the role lol

Jade is the type to be a fucking menace to everyone, but an absolute perfect younger brother with crocodile tears as Riddle defends him

Azul just cause he didn't pick YOU as the younger brother, doesn't mean you have to be a meanie to the Birthday boy and his supposed baby bro he picked hehe

[lex-icon]

unironically the funniest twst character

[dadofdisappointment]