jane is so fuckin weird for seeing seb decapitate her gramps and being like oh no! anyways. yeah she scolds people, but its performative or for the bit lol. she is just so unbelievably chill despite it all.
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I feel like Lucifer would scold me for "un-ladylike" behavior at fancy events
Probably because he would-
You’re lucky tho because he only scolds you quietly after all he can’t attract any more attention to you during a public event-
If you’re sitting down he reminds you that you have to sit up straight and close your legs- act like a lady. ‘n while you don’t have to smile the whole time he does remind you periodically that you absolutely cannot glare at the other guests, that’s rude.
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I see people will now also blame Kakashi for character issues Sakura has, even though Tsunade obv didn’t fix them either because Sakura CONTINUES to have these issues throughout shippuden.
I really wish people would learn the diffrences between ‘character fault’ and ‘Writer unable to both allow the female lead to express her desire to do better, and then actually follow through and ACTUALLY LET HER DO BETTER’
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my mom recently reminded me that when i was in 5th grade my teacher would periodically report to her that i was "sneaky" because i would ask to use the bathroom during class and instead go retrieve things from my locker that i had forgotten to bring with me
and even at the time she thought this was ridiculous and obviously not representative of an intrinsically deceitful nature, fortunately for me. but it's really extra ridiculous looking back on it now as a 28-year-old research professional who has to double back into the room i just left for some combination of gloves, tube rack, ice bucket, or samples at least once a day, a quality absolutely no one cares about or would ever make me justify to another person and which i therefore don't have to tell contrived lies about
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I love doing that little quest when Khadgar calls the council to tell them they will be working with the Horde against the Legion because
Khadgar waiting for you outside and behind the Violet Citadel like a nervous kid because he knows what is about to happen when he steps inside.
He is nice enough to let you know that this will be Bad and he knows ahead of time it will suck for you.
Jaina full caps "NEVER" followed by calling you vermin to your face (ouch)
Khadgar having none of it and pushing the vote anyway, aggressively
You having to deal with Ansirem who is still around and voted "Nay" to your face like okay we are all pretending this didn't happen
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The pretty Prefect started to get ready for his beauty sleep, snuggling into his bed with a contented sigh. He fluffed his pillows and tucked himself under the covers, ready to drift off into dreamland. But just as he was about to put on his sleeping mask, he heard a loud, cocky honk from above him.
The moment William dared to look up, he saw him - the little menace! Nosy, with his lower body stuffed into a sock, was swaying towards Will on one of the bed's ropes, Tarzan-style!
With a triumphant honk, and a satisfying bang, Nosy collided directly with William's cute face, chuckling mockingly as he slowly slid down his nose and plopped onto his lap.
The little troublemaker rolled around in his sock, kicking his tiny paws in delight, feeling like the King of the world. Oh, pretty Prefect. This was just the beginning of a long, fun night...
Ah, the beauty of the routine. Waking up, settling down for homework, preparing for afternoon tea, getting ready for bed—the routine is calming. It sets Will's mind at ease, it helps him collect himself between tasks and switch his brain.
The bedtime routine is the most calming of all. There is nothing to worry about once the little snake slithers into his silk pajamas and gets ready to get his nine hours of uninterrupted sleep. The refreshing initial slip under cool covers, his head sinking into the pillow, the blanket being tucked around him before he puts away his wand for the day — all parts of the ritual.
What isn't a part of the ritual is the lofty sound coming from somewhere above.
No sooner does Will prop himself up on his elbows than the strange sock-like teal creature flies right into him with an excited honk. Or was it just Will's own honk of disagreement? The collision forces the prefect to hit his head on the headboard, eliciting a painful groan as Will's vision turns one Nosy into two. Prepare for trouble, make it double, indeed.
"Nosy!" Will hisses as the niffler slides down.
The Slytherin rubs the back of his poor ginger head where it hurts most. His sleeping cap has already slid off his head, joining the rolling and kicking creature in his lap. Nosy seems to pay no attention to Will's sorry state and the boy feels like sobbing.
It's going to be one of those nights.
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