#like its really hard not to laugh

[raz-b-rose]

Nothing is more ironic than false (i.e woke) "pastors" and leaders teaching from either of the letters to the church of Corinth "correcting" Paul to "today's culture".

[brighteuphony]

I love Chiyo- and I kind of headcanon her as a Witch of the Woods (Sands???) archetype- a bitter old woman who has sacrificed too much, experienced and committed more atrocities than anyone can imagine, and who knows the truth about what lies in the hearts of men to live among the villages anymore.

In my AU she's got a pretty dark backstory. Back in time when Villages were just getting established, women weren't allowed to be shinobi in the same capacity as men. There was too much warring and death among the clans to risk women, so they were only ever allowed to serve as spies or medics. (Chiyo started off as a medic).

And like any military/fascist dictatorship, serving the state was more important than anything else- so women who were kunoichi were given missions to steal and return with powerful bloodlines. Even before villages, this was a common fear among clans (which is why so many of them have protective measures and inbreed/arrange matches very carefully).

Chiyo was one such woman, who took a X-rated mission in her youth because she was told it would 'serve her nation'. There was a powerful bloodline whose Kekkei Genkai could harden sand to something akin to Steel- something Suna very desperately wanted.

Chiyo succeeded in her mission, but despite the veneer of 'serving your nation', when she returned, she was considered, in her words, "Just another whore."

Then when her son didn't manifest the bloodline- it was worse, but Chiyo was happy because that meant her son was HERS. (This is when she met Enji, and he saved her son's life at great cost- so Chiyo owes him a blood/life debt.)

Then the war came, and they needed women to fight so now serving the nation meant something different, and Chiyo became a full fledged 'shinobi' and turned her healing towards poison and death- especially when she had to fight the Salamander.

Then she sealed Gaara and that was the atrocity straw that broke the camel's back and she dipped out Suna and retired to an oasis. She's still a healer, but adamantly refuses to serve shinobi.

Once again, thank you so much for these asks and all the support for this AU?

@youngpeacearbiter

[nicolajpg]

Dragon Age: The Veilguard + tumblr text posts

[bacchuschucklefuck]

dreaming abt sophomore year class swap bard!riz

[almondcroissantsandink]

Baby, I'm standing at the great abyss of love and...and I'm teeterin'!

[potatobugz]

i was hacked by a very unhappy man!

[lynn-tged-posting]

"i get to thinkin' 'bout your sun-kissed face / and a quiet place i could give you all my time"

textless :3

based on a self-indulgent headcanon that lloyd laughs like a goofball and very easily at terrible jokes. he snorts and giggles and wheezes, his nose wrinkles and his grin is all sorts of lopsided. he has to hold himself from falling over, and crinkles form underneath his eyes, and he's laughing so so loudly and javier thinks it's the cutest look in the world. lloyd really should laugh more often, take it easy more often. it suits him.

[kagoutiss]

green beetle black beetle

[radiocity]

The L Word | S2E01

[bisexualmcqueen]

cars textposts + screenshots of despair

i ran out of room

[hal-o-ween]

Sweet Dreams <3

[fungi-maestro]

Quick bedtime doodle I wanted to share.

[damianwaynerocks]

think i might re-read the tim drake ebola fic just to feel an emotion. that thing had me in tears. so good.

[if-mirrormine]

i miss my brother so much it feels more like mourning.

[accioepiphany]

So the third season really Killed The Bear’s momentum huh

[puppyeared]

How do you do fellow human?

if i answered this 2 weeks ago i would have said i want a quick and easy death <- currently on school break