#like sometimes that just ain’t a guy or a dude or a bro

[enders-redemption]

rdr fan culture is playing the game, looking at so many posts, and reading so much fanfiction that arthur’s dialect unironically starts slipping into your every day vernacular

[astrologicalsstuff]

Slutty astrology observations.

You can tell a Taurus rising sometimes I feel like they sometimes attract more attention than Leo.

Scorpio risings everyone thinks you hate them with the amount you stare. I’ve heard “I felt like they were reading into my soul”

Jupiter on the ascendant people are beautiful they have this glow to them.

Everyone thinks cancer moons are sweethearts but they’re some of the fakest people I’ve ever met. So sensitive too but they really do come off as the baddest bitches.

Let me say something rq cause someone’s gunna get offended what’s coming next is pure observation and aspects and house placements really do change things a lot.

Sagittarius mars is ruled by Jupiter…. The planet of abundance… Sagittarius mars has a big 🍆🍆🍆. Like seriously crazy unless Jupiter is afflicted.

Contrary Pisces mars… the men tend to feel pretty insecure about it tbh… also 12th house mars. But they are also the sweetest and most romantic in bed. Put in extra work to make these people feel comfortable. Total romantics. But uhm this is so outta pocket but I’ve noticed these kinda… short and curved…discoloration too…

Pisces mars woman though get wet wet.

Scorpio mars are growers and if Pluto is in Sagittarius than Oml you’ve won. They can really put it down.

Cancer mars is the freakiest sign in woman these people want to be protected but also like dominant people. Attracted to power. And dominance. All about the post care too.

Cancer Venus lowkey has a lot of cheaters and I don’t know why. I don’t even think they are aware of it

Virgo mars♥️♥️♥️ can put it down in the bed ong. They like to analyze so they work really hard to understand your body. They love to know your body and turns them on when your turned on. I’ve seen this placement get turned on purely by giving.

This one’s just a diss please comment good things you’ve encountered with libra mars’s we’ve really never gotten along

Libra mars🤢🤢 you guys are so indirect and it ain’t cute like you’d rather get someone else to say what you mean than say it. This one guy used this to try to get me to date him by telling my friend to give him a reason why he wasn’t datable and we all just sat there awkwardly. They’re probably down to do whatever you ask as long as you return the favor.

Tw:violence ab*se.

Pluto conjunct mars can really like BDSM the love for pain and overall high tolerance. I know a couple people with this placement and I’m not talking about just chocking. Closer conjunctions are crazy like punching bruises cutting burning. Real intense shit.

Mars in Aquarius are not that sexually charged. And if they are I think these natives can be porn addicts? Idk I know so many people with this placement and all I can say is that they can be pretty private about it. But also j don’t get with people a lot. By choice.

Mars in capricorn… I know this is exhalted but be sometimes you have to be carful with this placement. It’s all about working for what they want. They have crazy stamina and can last a really long time tho.

Venus in Virgo are also freaks. Love giving too.

Venus in libra in mutual reception with mars in scorpio would do anything for their partners.

Gemini mars and talking bro… like they can be fucking you and have a full as conversation about some other random thing://… like dude I can’t focus when we’re talking about your day.

Aries mars can go fast but their recovery is crazy mars in the first house too. They just get so into it. These people are yummmy!

Gemini Venus lovin da threesums or just fantasizing. Maybe u got a side piece.

5th house ruler in the third u definitely got a side piece or your poly? Same with Venus in the third and maybe just Venus in the 5th. Open minded in relationships

Mars conjunct Jupiter can last long same with Saturn

Neptune in the 8th dreaming about that one person they definitely should not be getting with🤞🤞

Mars in the 8th are packing, not to sexualize them or anything I know it musta been hard. But your gunna take your anger out in the bedroom.

Please don’t steal my work and let me know what you want next!!

[princessbrunette]

stepbro john b with a nympho reader? :PP

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you’re openly ravenous, and it kills him. any other guy would be thrilled to have a girl as hot as you flaunting herself round in a bikini all day, throwing yourself at him. but john b had a good heart, although lead astray the brunette was often set on doing the right thing. what he thought would be the responsible thing to do, and despite jj’s constant goading — that didn’t entail boning his little step-sister.

“you ain’t never watched step porn? the fuck do you even search on pornhub, bro — holding hands? love making?” the blonde scoffs as he leans his elbows against the rickety wooden barrier, casting his fishing line over it.

“i don’t really watch— ugh, whatever. i can’t do that. it’s tempting, oh trust me — i am incredibly tempted, but… i was left in charge of her, okay? i—i can’t just take advantage of her like that. she’s probably just all messed up because both our parents left us for dead.” john b sighs, shaking his head out at the open still water. jj squints at him for a moment like he’s dumb before checking his own rod.

“take advantage of her? dude she’s practically offerin’ it up n’dangling it infront of your face. you know what i say? you just take the risk, show her how a real man does it, tell her enough with the slutty little girl games. s’what i’d do anyway.” he shrugs hypothetically.

“really jj? thats what you’d do?” john b blinks, deadpanned as he glances at his best friend, barely entertaining his rambling.

“sure would. look if you’re not gonna swoop on that shit i hope you don’t mind me tryin’ that door. she’s hot, man.”

the idea of jj trying you out didn’t sit well with john b. the way you acted sometimes was like you were famished, starved for dick, like it was your life line and your step brother was the only one who could save you. jj oddly had a way with ladies, he was brutish and pogueish and the girls knew he fucked rough and dirty. john b can’t see you resisting that, especially as you know it’ll get to him.

that’s why he walks straight into your bedroom with all the confidence in the world, and loses it the second you turn and look him in the eye.

“okay.” is all he says and you furrow your brows, already slinking towards him like there were magnets attached to the two of you.

“okay what, john b?” you tilt your head. everything you did, every little move and micro expression you made seemed to be a seduction tactic. a spell that couldn’t be broken because he was just a simple minded guy that thought with his dick at the end of the day.

“uh…” he lifts a hand up to scratch the back of his head and you take the opportunity to eye him, delighted to see that he was already half hard from the thoughts running through his mind. “yeah this was… not my finest idea aaaand, i didn’t really think this through—” he starts to talk, and momentarily distracted you take his tanned hand, pulling it to cup your cunt. “uh— so… that’s your pussy.” he deadpans obviously, lost for words.

you grin and nod, eyes fluttering when his muscle memory kicks in and his slides a thumb over your covered clit, nothing but the material of your bikini bottoms separating you. “nothin’ gets passed you, big bro.” you tease, pushing your body closer to him.

“so this step-sibling… conundrum… really doesn’t bother you. like, at all?” he clarifies, big brown eyes locked in on your lips as you stand on your tiptoes, breath now mingling and lips just nearly grazing his.

“uh-uh. s’not like we’re related.” you reason, and when it comes from your sweet voice he can’t argue.

“jesus.” he sighs into your mouth, practically sharing oxygen at this point. “you know what? fuck it.” he takes the leap, pressing his mouth to yours as to which you let out a delighted squeal, immediately jumping up on him, wrapping your legs around his waist.

“we’re gonna have so much fun, john b.” you muse, almost happy to a sinister degree as you wrap your arms around his neck. he blinks up at you, guilty but sinfully aroused and presses his bulge between your split legs.

“thats the plan.”

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[call-me-maggie13]

What’s it like working in a male-dominated environment where everyone is between the ages of 17 & 24? I’m so glad you asked.

“Hey, how do I professionally tell [district manager] this ain’t it, Chief?” - my 19yr old site manager

“Bug race. Bug race. Bug race. Bug race.” - this chant went on for 40 minutes while they scoured for bugs to race in a maze they’d built

“Is my [literally anything] supposed to do this? {proceeds to show themselves doing something that they definitely should not be able to do} It kinda hurts when I do.”

[random screaming]

“What would happen if I ate this?”

{new guy tries to be chivalrous and hold the door for me} “dude, why’d you do that?”

“Because gentlemen hold the doors for ladies?”

“Man, she ain’t a lady. She’s Maggie. Doesn’t count.”

“Pulp fiction isn’t even a good movie.” - this got me kicked out of the group chat for three weeks

In the group chat: [monkey meme] [monkey gif] [monkey stock photo] [monkey trivia fact] [monkey video] [link to monkey video on YouTube] “munky munky”

“Maggie, my girl is mad at me and I can’t figure out why.”

“are you asking her bc she’s a girl?”

“No dude, I’m asking her bc she’s smarter than us.”

“I don’t think I’m straight. Have you seen Ryan Reynolds? Yeah… I don’t know anymore.”

“Did you know the new soap dyes your hands Barbie pink?” [holds up bright pink hands] cause I just found out!”

[more on the previous one] “bro that’s not Barbie pink, that’s fuschia!”

“No it’s not!” {argues back and forth before new guy joins in}

“I think it’s more of a periwinkle.”

“Bro, periwinkle is a purple. Have you never looked at a color before in your life?”

[random projectile flies past my head] “shit! Incoming!”

[random push-up contest]

“Do you think my dog knows I would die for her?”

“You guys know when [vague hand movement] just kinda [even vaguer hand movement] and you just [weird and vague hand movement]?”

“Bro, yes.”

“What were you listening to in your car when I pulled up?” [proudly] “the cheetah girls, bro!”

“Do you think I could take a badger in a fight?”

[random period of absolute silence that either lasts forever or is ended by a random scream]

[someone finds a stick] “you shall not pass”

“You are what you eat, right?”

“Bro what? We’re talking about baseball.”

After the entire staff had heard about me making friendship bracelets for the Taylor Swift concert, I had 4 (out of 6) of them ask me to make them one.

“Do you ever just [like two minutes of complete silence], ya know?”

“I don’t think meeting God could even compete, dude.” - I have no context for this statement

“Sometimes, I just [heavy sigh] and sometimes it’s enough.”

“I need new songs to scream in my car.” [shows them Cruel Summer and DBATC by Taylor Swift] “Dude, make me a playlist. I need more songs like these!”

[loud clattering] “Oh shit. Don’t tell, [manager].”

Manager : “what’d you break?”

“Who decided our company mascot should be a pigeon?”

Manager gives vague answer about corporate and how we’re a car wash so it makes sense.

“Well, they’re dumb. I think our mascot should be a racecar.”

“Do you think I would get workers comp if I had a mental breakdown?”

“No.”

“Damn. Imma reschedule it for my day off then. Hey, [manager], can I have two days off back to back next week?”

“Do I get commission for the customers I scare away?”

“That’s the opposite of how commission works.”

“Well, I’m up to three today.”

[random old guy makes a comment about how women shouldn’t try to do a man’s job] “dude, acting like a dick doesn’t make yours any bigger.”

“Does anyone wanna watch Barbie’s Princess and the Pauper with me on Tuesday?” [everyone said yes] - we’re going to see the new Barbie movie together for “team bonding”

“Did you know that if you do this [proceeds to do some weird flippy thing that makes him fall], you can bruise all your ribs at the same time?”

After seeing a video of Taylor Swift diving into the stage at the Eras Tour : “dude, it’s a really good thing she’s a singer and not a swimmer because that was a bellyflop.”

“Wait. Is Hozier a lesbian?” - I have no context for this question

“If I was a worm, you guys would still play COD with me right?”

“No. We’d lose.”

“We could team up against him and beat his worm-ass!”

“Shit yeah! Then yes.”

[random dancing]

“I wanna jump in that puddle…”

“then jump in it?”

“Ok bet” [spends the last five minutes of his shift splashing in a mud puddle]

“Dude, my [12 year old] sister just got dumped by her boyfriend, what do I do?”

“Take her on a date, dude. I take my sisters out all the time because they should know how a dude should treat them.”

[random trauma dumping] “but yeah, lmao, right?”

Me: [chillin] [randomly gets picked up and carried] - this is an action I have approved, it is both hilarious and fun

“Don’t be weird about it, bro.”

“I’m not gunna be weird about it, bro.” [proceeds to be absolutely weird about it]

“What’s your favorite candy?” [tells them] [receives a two pound bag of my favorite candy the next day] “I’m sorry I yelled at you last week.”

[after he was invited to a party with drugs & alcohol] “My therapist said I shouldn’t do that anymore. It’s shit for my mental health.”

“Okay, bro. We can just play COD instead.”

[randomly tackling each other in the grass]

“Dude, I love you so much, bro. You’re an awesome guy to be friends with.” [proceeds to smack each other back and forth for like three minutes straight]

[complaining about how his seven-month-old is going through a sleep regression and he hasn’t slept more than two hours in a week] “dude, that sucks. I can ask my mom for tips, if you want?”

[random video clip sent in group chat] “wait, Maggie don’t watch that” [watches it anyways] “bro, that’s a video of you and your cat playing peek-a-boo, why couldn’t I watch that?” - I never got a response

[quiet giggling] manager: “what are you doing?”

“Nothing!” - they were hiding his clipboard

“Bro, Taylor Swift probably wrote a song about it.”

“That was literally so homophobic, it’s homoerotic.”

[in the group chat] “Y’all, I have news.” [all but one person responds asking about it] “I wanna wait until everyone responds” [four hours later, the last person responds asking about it] [ten minutes of silence] “oh, yeah. I’m gay.” - this man has been out for over a decade. Everyone already knew. This was not news.

[random tiktok link] [random tiktok link] [random tiktok link]

“Does anyone know how to use epilepsy?”

“Epilepsy? The seizure thing?”

“No the three dots.”

“Bro, that’s ellipsis.”

“I thought that was the exercise machine.”

“No, that’s an elliptical.” - I know this is a tiktok trend now, but this entire conversation was dead serious

“Do I need to go to the hospital if I got bit by a squirrel?” [everyone yells at him to go to the ER] [someone asks how he got bit by a squirrel] “I wanted to know if they were as fluffy as they look.” - he has confirmed that they are, indeed, as fluffy as they look but you most certainly should never attempt to pet a squirrel

“Bro look at this” [picture of something brutal and gory] “isn’t that cool?”

“I think I could be a professional driver.”

“Didn’t you break your axel by hitting a curb?”

“That doesn’t mean I can’t drive.”

[luffyvace]

STRAW HAT HEADCANONS

YUP YUP

as a thx for being patient for me not posting all day-

you get the whole crew!! :)

(some of these are based off true stories i’ve heard of from my friends 😭🧍‍♀️)

Luffy

never a peaceful day goes by

hes the type of guy that has to make noise if it’s “too silent”

like bro can’t we get some peace and quiet??

thrives in chaos

his eye to hand coordination is on point bc this man doesn’t think before he does ANYTHING

steals things from his crew even

if he sees something he likes he just takes it

he goes into the bathroom, puts boogers on the tissue then leaves

doesn’t even take it off or flush it

the next person who has to use that bathroom is mortified

when nami finds out and holds a whole meeting to find out who did this terrible act of crime

they find out it’s him he just laughs

per usual

stop this madness.

(he doesn’t)

Zoro

also a menace

not as straightforward with it though

its more like if he gets water everywhere when washing his hands

or spills his drink when pouring it

or pee all over the toilet

he’s kinda like oh whoops

(for future reference- my apologies for who ever you simp for here bc these headcanons don’t hold back)

anyway

sometimes he doesn’t shower after he trains

and just walks in the kitchen full body REEKING 😭😭😭

seriously dude take a shower

”i’ll cool off eventually”

THAT AINT GONNA GET RID OF THE STENCH

it makes me doubt he changes his underwear often enough

he leaves empty water bottles everywhere

it’s worse in the crows nest trust

Nami

thankfully this poor victim isn’t nearly as much as a menace

as long as you pay your beli

is genuinely willing to wait as long as it takes to get that money

and if you die she’s taking your life insurance

if your a pirate and have none she probably just takes whatever money and belongings you own

if it’s gems she’ll keep them but otherwise

she sells your clothes and other stuff that’s not worth much

smells like flowers

yes i said it

every time she comes out the shower something chaotic has happened

ah what a refreshing shower..

WHAT DO YOU MEAN LUFFY UPSET ANOTHER GOD 😱

😡✊ 🤣 💥 😓 😑

you can guess what happened

Usopp

his luck heavily fluctuates

sometimes he can get away with stealing. from. nami.

wow.

to other times getting blamed for farting

by luffy

and no one likes that feeling

has a better fashion sense but just chooses to dress how he does

no reason really

he can do hair and paint nails

nail painting he learned from kaya

would love horse back riding if he tried

he would suck at first tho

likes little children but they always end up beating him up for some reason

‘his cooking isn’t that good!’

‘let’s jump him!’

‘yeah!!’

besides the usopp pirates—they just do

Sanji

he could pull if he just stopped simping so hard

opla sanji is proof

his favorite thing to cook is spicy foods

him and chopper bond over spices bc some are good for your health and all

chopper sometimes recommends new herbs to put in foods

and vice versa for medicine

he helps chopper shop for herbs and such

if zoro wasn’t his big brother it was def be sanji

i love this duo it need more screen time

Sanji is a natural with children

which is why i wanna know why he ain’t wifed up yet?!

still hasn’t had his first kiss

prob would’ve genuinely married pudding if she was regular girl or at least not a big mom pirate

Chopper

sweetest person ever

looks up to all the straw hats

so he picks up bad habits from them

and is influenced by them easily

they use him as a tie breaker for stuff

they all bribe him to picking they’re option

usually robin, nami, sanji or zoro wins

robin bc she uses her psychological knowledge

nami bc she offers to buy his doctor stuff (which is rare)

sanji bc they have a close bond and relate to each other

and zoro bc they’re bond too (and bc he scares him sometimes- like that time in water 7)

asks people to help him with his doctor research

everyone was willing until the time usopp had diarrhea

then he could only convince luffy to do it 😭

Robin♥︎

her stare scares the rest of the straw hats

if it’s not a genuine smile and more like a distant stare that is

shes always observing and watching

theres no hiding secrets from her

she’s knows all

she actually reminds me of a friend i had irl and idk how to feel abt it

she wasn’t a bad person

she was just

just like robin 🧍‍♀️

anyway

i wonder if robin would read stephen king?

she would prob big up the book

only for them to find out it’s pretty dark

she prefers tea over coffee any day

its healthier w more health benefits

it just suits her taste pallet more

plus it doesn’t stain your teeth yellow n stuff..

Franky

SO LOUD

the second he gets up-

SUPERRRRRRR

its kinda annoying

he doesn’t care much if you don’t like it

Luffy is louder ok

your fine

wants robin to think he’s cool

if you don’t get something he said he doesn’t feel like repeating himself

either leaves out more details the more he explains it

or stares at you until you get it

constantly requesting american food for dinner

he doesn’t mind noodles and other around the world dishes

but can he get some pizza??

is that too much??

actually such a kind and considerate person

can relate to sanji on his kindness and empathy being his superpower

♡♡BROOK♡♡

needs so much more attention

the only one who still laughs at his skull jokes are luffy and chopper

sometimes usopp if it was a good one

loves to exchange books with robin but..

sometimes they’re a bit scary

(dude your a skeleton…YOUR SCARY-)

robin listens to him well bc he has a wealth of knowledge

he is 90 after all

maybe brook gets his clothes tailored??( bc who makes clothes so skinny a skeleton could fit them?!)

can play instruments no ones ever even HEARD OF before

randomly re-realizes his generation of people is dead

like now he has to accommodate with the youngsters 😭

i mean people in one piece live pretty long

but still they’re not out here kickin it n allike they used to

like rayliegh-

except he’s younger-

way younger-

ok so maybe whitebeard

but he was still jukin-

IDK MAN

one piece people are weird..

JINBEI

idk much about him especially but imma try

he’s so cool

he can prob cook really well

has very good survival and leader skills

plus instincts

wait how old is he??

ok

looked it up he’s 46

so he’s the 2nd oldest

technically would be first if brook wasn’t a moving pile of bones

yohohoho!

my apologies your right this is jinbei.

ok

i feel like he can dance

like he knows traditional dances of all sorts

i mean he could travel under water pretty fast

he should be able to visit different places right?

besides, he was a warlord

of course he did!

i feel he wouldn’t be a simp

as in for boa specifically

like he’s like i got too much going on to simp over some youngster

ik he ain’t real old or anything

but my dude a grown man

bro ain’t got time

he’s too busy being himothy

i feel he’d like poems

jinbei’s was like the most serious one. and that was still all over the place itself-

i take it back probably chopper or robin

this was fun but it took so long. it’s ok u guys enjoy :). i’m off to watch some anime 🏃‍♀️

oh my GOODNESS. so many tags 🤓

[imbadatwrighting]

Hey, are your orders open? if so could you do headcanons of the yugioh characters reacting to s/o who has an obsession with the mystical elf card?

Nah cuz I had to search up the card cuz I forgot what it was 💀💀 also I was using a different fanfic site and just saw it so I kinda rushed to get dis done lmao 😭

Yu-gi-oh boys reacting to their S/o having an obsession w/ the mystical elf card

Yugi Muto

He honestly didn’t notice-

I mean he picked up on how constant you used it and talked about it but at the same time he does that to a lot of cards in his deck so didn’t think anything of it

He’ll listen to what you’re saying always though

Doesn’t matter how many times you have been talking about this card, he’s gonna act like it’s his first time hearing about it from you

He got you a keychain that had the mystical elf on it because he knew you would like it but he didn’t know you would like it that much

You were basically jumping with joy on this

He was too-

As long as your happy he’s happy

He listens to you repeat the same story over and over and over again about using the Mystical elf card and doesn’t get tired of it ever

“Ok so like I was battling this one dude who was all about offense and guess what?!?”

“What?”

“You have to guess Yugi!”

“Uhh, let’s see here… you used a spell card?”

“No! I got the mystical elf; she protected me and she helped me not lose…”

“Oh wow.”

“She really is my guardian angel. She must have sent you down as a gift for me.”

“She really is spectacular… and you know who else is?”

“Who????”

“You.”

“Yugi!”

Yami Yugi

He’s always listening

He loves to hear you go on and on about her; it doesn’t matter if it’s 1am or 4pm, he’s always interested in what your saying

He got you a rare mystical elf card for your birthday and you burst out in tears

He’s definitely in love with you and while he doesn’t tell you he shows it in multiple ways

Lots of people get upset when you repeat a story but he’s the exact opposite

He gets happy knowing you’re so happy that you forgot that you already told him this

Yami always says that you only hot headed when it comes to the mystical elf

The amount of times he cleaned you up after getting in literal fights all because of that card

So when he gets hated on you just say their ‘insecure’ but when it’s about the mystical elf you’ll get in a fight?!

Starting to sound like you love the card over him

“Ok! So the other day I was heading to the grocery story and these imbeciles where talking about how ‘ThE mYsTiCaL eLf Is StUpId’ blah blah blah and I walked over to them and started a fight!”

“Well maybe next time don’t go up to them.”

“It’s their fault! They threw the first punch!”

“I know but I don’t want you to get hurt… sometimes you have to let things go.”

“Hypocrite.”

“No I just want you to be safe and not die from some weak kids that have nothing better to do then fight random people.”

“Whatever…”

“Tell me, how did you first ‘fall in love’ with the mystical elf card?”

“You should know better than anyone how you can fall in love with your cards pharaoh.”

“I know but I love hearing your stories.”

“Is it because you love me, Yami?”

“Maybe.”

Joey Wheeler

He understand completely because he’s the same way towards his Red-Eyes Black Dragon

If you are hot headed and get into lots of fights about it then you’re even more alike

You and him are constantly venting about the amount of people that don’t appreciate these cards

Neither one of you are talking about anything else except this stuff

That’s all of your conversations every single day

What’s his favorite color? Don’t know you never asked him that. You’re always talking to him yet you never asked him what his favorite color is? Correct.

My bro is poor af and so are you so both of you have little to no merch

Unless it’s Christmas or your birthday you ain’t getting shit

Sorry not sorry

He’ll try to draw you the mystical elf but it turns out looking like a blob with leaves on it

You guys are always talking about which one is better

Neither one of you win the argument though

If you are a little violent and use that as a way to make people like your favorite card then expect him to be cheering you on… from a safe distance

You might be able to fight but he sure as hell can’t

“Go baby! You can do this!”

“Why don’t you come over here and help me why don’t ya!?”

“Didn’t you say you were independent!? Why do you be needin’ me!”

“2 is better than 1!”

“So?? Since when did you care!”

“Since now! Your over there tryin’ to act slick by leaning against that wall like you’re the one that is beating up these people meanwhile I’m over here working my ass off!”

“I’m not just ‘lEaNiNg AgAiNsT tHe WaLl’ I’m cheering you on too!”

“Yeah from 30ft away! Joey get your ass over here and help!”

“They’ll win!”

“You know they said that they found the Red-eyes Black Dragon useless.”

“Count me in!”

Seto Kaiba

Bro definitely acts like he doesn’t care

And it’s true-

Bro could not give a single f whether or no you like a card or not

I mean he definitely doesn’t constantly buy you things related to the Mystical elf

It doesn’t matter how expensive it is

If it looks nice then it’s yours

In Kaiba corp he has a whole room dedicated to the merch that he bought you and you couldn’t fit it in your house

He be buying so much it’s as if he’s the one in love with her

He’s not obsessed with her though, he’s obsessed with you

Not that he would ever tell you that

Not to mention the stuff that Mokuba gets for you

Dating Seto is like a two in one package

You get a boyfriend and a loving younger brother

Seto will subtly tell Mokuba what you would like and Mokuba will make/draw it for you

Sweetest boy alive oh my Lordy

Seto acts like he’s annoyed by your rants but honestly he doesn’t really care

He actually loves them

You usually sit in a spiny chair while he sits in his office chair, working, and you just talk about your day

And the mystical elf card of course

He will always tell you when you repeated a story

“Ok so the other day I was out, just walking around you know? Then all of a sudden I saw this guy in the alleyway and- ”

“You told me this already.”

“Oh right! Well there was also this time where I was at the mall and-”

“I was with you.”

“Oh. Well how about this one time where these two guys were trying to gang up on me because I ‘insulted their favorite cards’ by saying that mine was better-”

“You pressed the alert button on your watch that day and my guards took care of that.”

“Oh haha! I forgot!”

“I can tell. Why don’t you tell Mokuba about your day? He was asking how you were today. I’m sure he would enjoy seeing you.”

“Ok I will! I have a couple things to give him anyways! Bye Seto!”

“Be a little more quiet will you, please.”

“Oh sorry.”

[sinsandsuccubus]

Zoom In - Urban Wyatt

Context: Urban can’t stop looking at you, especially not when he has photos of you.

Warnings: none

Pairings: Urban Wyatt X Reader

A/N: Major shout out to @creme-delacreme for help with this.

Also, listen to “Zoom” by Jessi for a better idea of the concept (she’s a Korean Rap Artist).

Masterlist ☽ ☾

“I see you lookin' at my P-I-C

You can stretch it, stretch it, stretch, stretch it out

I know you like what you see

Zoom in, zoom out”

                                        ☽ ☾

Urban scrolled through Instagram, particularly your profile as he admired your pictures. You were gorgeous in his eyes, always adorning the most stylish outfits with the best taste in shoes. You had a highlight for the music you were listening to, to which he could honestly say he’d fucked with, as the songs fit his taste too. Your smile was contagious and he was more than willing to meet you.

He was dying to meet you.

In your perspective, you were no one special, just an influencer who used her platform to speak her mind and aid others when lacking. You dabbled here n’ there with artists, sometimes helping to write lyrics, other times modeling for shoots or covers. The world knew you as someone you were partially, but not completely.

See, you enjoyed your own space and loved your alone time and privacy. You enjoyed taking in the world, kicking back, and just relaxing. Overall, you were a laid-back individual, and based on your profile as well as Urban’s knowledge of the industry, he knew you were too.

“Dude, why don’t you just slide in her dms or something?” Jack announced leaning over Urban’s shoulder to get a clear look at his phone.

“Don’t scare me like that bro.” Urban looked at Jack over his shoulder, making a stank face.

“Urb… I literally called your name three times. You were in your own little world.” Jack shook his head at his friend, clapping him on the shoulder.

“Why are you being such a pussy?”

“I’m not a pussy.” Urban announced, folding his arms over his chest. Jack raised his eyebrows at his friend, having sat across from him.

“You’ve been basically stalking her for weeks man, looking at the same pictures you’ve liked before. I’m honestly surprised she hasn’t called you out yet.” Jack chuckled, placing a toothpick in his mouth.

“I’m not stalking her, I’m admiring her. There’s a difference.”

“Yeah ah-okay. Just don’t drive yourself crazy.” Jack said, standing up and walking off to his room.

“Where ya going?” Urban asked.

“To handle some business.”

                                        ��� ☾

To say you expected the message was the least. You didn’t have a clue that Jack Harlow knew who you were. But now you did, the message on your screen confirming it.

JackHarlow: Hey Y/N, I’m Jack.

You looked at the message confused, moving to type a reply.

YourInstagramName: I know who you are Jack Harlow. 😂 I hope you don’t use that pickup line on everyone.

JackHarlow: Aha ha ha. You’re funny.

YourInstagramName: I try to be 💁‍♀️

JackHarlow: Mhm, I can see 😂😂😂

YourInstagramName: May I ask why you’re here? It’s not every day that a major celebrity slides in your Dms for an unknown cause.

JackHarlow: “Major Celebrity”? Don’t hype me up like that.

YourInstagramName: You’re literally every girl’s, and guy’s maybe, crush.

JackHarlow: Am I yours?

You pondered the question, thinking of a reasonable response.

Truthfully, no, he wasn’t your crush - but his bestfriend was. But you weren’t going to tell him that.

YourInstagramName: That’s a trick question. No comment.

JackHarlow: You think you’re slick. Anyway, I wanted to invite you to a little kickback I’m having. Somethin light.

YourInstagramName: Why me?

JackHarlow: Someone special wants you there.

YourInstagramName: Does that happen to be you?

JackHarlow: That’s a trick question. No comment.

YourInstagramName: Get fucked 😂😂😂

JackHarlow: I know someone who would like to by you, and sadly it ain’t me.

You questioned this, wondering who this person was that he was referring to.

YourInstagramName: May I ask who they are?

JackHarlow: You’ll see if you pull up. Here’s my number, I’ll text you the information, I don’t trust insta.

You hearted the text and shot Jack’s number a message. By the end of the night you had a location, time, and an outfit picked out. You were excited and curious.

Who was this person?

                                        ☽ ☾

The kickback was thriving, not a lot of people, but enough people to keep the atmosphere going. The good thing about it was that no cameras were allowed, which allowed you to be free with who you were, not that you weren’t anyway.

You stepped into the house, immediately being surrounded by unfamiliar faces. You navigated your way to a bar-like table, grabbing a cooler off of it before looking around for Jack. You couldn’t seem to find him anywhere, however, someone else found you.

“Excuse me?” You heard a male voice speak before you turned around, looking your celebrity crush straight in the face. There stood Urban Wyatt, with all his glory, looking at you as if you were the only person in the room.

“You’re Y/N, right?” You nodded your head at the question, smiling up at him.

“That’s me. And you’re Urban.”

“Wow ma, you know who I am? I feel honored.” You flushed at his words, maintaining eye contact.

“Well duh, who wouldn’t know who you are? You’re the Urban Wyatt.” You spoke like an announcer, earning a hard laugh from Urban. You moved to hug him, Urban shocked at your sudden movements. You could feel him go stiff briefly before returning the hug with a squeeze.

“It’s nice to meet you Urban.”

“It’s nice to meet you too Y/N.” You both stared at each other for what felt like a while before you were pulled away by another voice.

“Aye, I see you and Urb have met.” Jack said, pulling you into a side hug.

“We have.” You nodded, looking at Urban with a slight smirk. He could have sworn he would have melted right there.

“Good. Cause' I need you to take some photos of us Urb, for the gram of course.” Jack said, wiggling his eyebrows at Urban. Urban immediately looked at his friend with realization - this was a setup.

“Yes! I’d love that, Urban, please? I love your photography, and your bedroomfits account is so cool.” You spoke excitedly.

“Really?”

“Mhm!” You spoke, nodding your head adorably, making Urban flustered.

“I’d be happy to take some photos.”

And that’s how Urban found himself taking some photos of you and Jack amongst a pretty background, capturing you in the most beautiful way. The sun had begun to set, making your skin glow like the beautiful goddess he believed you to be.

“Why don’t you take some photos of just Y/N Urb? I’ll be back.” Jack announced before he moved away, his back disappearing.

“If I hadn’t known any better, I’d think he’d wanted us to be alone.” You laughed, making Urban break into a small sweat and chuckle.

“Haha, yeah, I guess you could say that.”

“Anyway, is there any way you’d like for me to pose?” You questioned, waiting for a response.

“Actually, yeah.” Urban suddenly moved towards you, posing your body perfectly for the photos he wanted to take. His touch felt like feathers across your skin, goosebumps spreading across the surface. You could feel his warm breath along your neck, as he moved behind you to help change your body stance in terms of his view, his hands light on your hips.

“Is this okay?” He asked softly in your ear, making your face grow warm.

“Yes.” You spoke softly, hoping he hadn’t heard the slight desperation in your voice.

He totally did.

He then moved back around you swiftly, stepping back to get the perfect angle to get the pictures, moving back towards you every now and then to change your pose.

By the end of the night, you were sitting close to him on a lawn chair, your shoulders touching as you both looked over the photos.

“I’ll edit the background a little bit, but overall, I really like 'em.” Urban spoke, admiring the beautiful photos he took of you.

“Yeah, me too.” You spoke softly, looking at him through his locks. He looked so beautiful like this to you.

His eyes met your graze, and you could have sworn you felt a magnetic pull between the two of you. You swiftly pulled out your phone, immediately pulling up your Instagram.

“I don’t think we follow each other.” To which Urban did the same, pulling up his Instagram to show you.

Except this time it was opened to your page.

“Oh shit-“

“Hmm, looks like we should. Well, you should.” You smirked at him, watching as he quickly hit the follow button. You did the same, holding back a laugh.

“uH, can I have your number? So I can send you the photos? Yeah.” Urban asked, his face flushing with pink.

“Of course.” You two swapped phones, putting in each other’s numbers.

You assigned his name as “Urby 💕📸”, looking out the corner of your eyes to see him blush.

You also watched him as he assigned you a name: “baby mama 💛."

“Baby mama huh? That’s what you tryna make me?”

“In the future yeah.” He chuckled, looking at you.

“Bold. Real bold.” You both laughed at the comment, taking notice to how the moon was out and the party had died down.

“I think it’s time for me to go. I had a great time with you Urban.”

“Yeah, me too Y/N.” He spoke softly, your faces close. You took the opportunity to peck his lips briefly, laughing as he continued to lean forward as you moved back.

“Oh, whoops.” He chuckled, causing you to laugh a little louder.

“Goodnight Urban, I’ll text you.”

And which you did, your name popping up on his phone as he lay in the living room out with Jack. He smiled at his screen, Jack taking notice of his friend’s change in face.

“Did she text you?”

“Yeah, she did.”

baby mama 💛: I had a great time tonight with you, we should do it again sometime. Minus the photos.

You bit your lip, waiting for the three dots across the bottom of your screen to turn into a message.

Urby 💕📸: I’d like that. Tomorrow night, 5pm. Clear the day for me, it’s a date.

He waited for your response, feeling anxious.

baby mama 💛: a date it is.

-

[rubywolf0201]

Do you mind if I ask your top 10 favorite characters (can be male or female) from all of the media that you loved (can be anime/manga, books, games, movies or tv series)? And why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before.....Thanks...

Oh for sure. I’ll tell you my list of favourite characters from the media that I consume:

1.) Matakara Asamine (BUCCHIGIRI?!)- It is no secret that ever since this anime aired, he has become one of my top fav anime character. Character-wise, I love how he is the sunshine puppy childhood friend character but with some depth like dealing with inner demons regarding his lonely past and insecurities and it kind of goes to show that Mata is not your typical cheerful sunny character as he underwent a corruption arc back in Episode 9.

2.) Diamant (Fire Emblem Engage)- I’m pretty sure if you guys have scoured through my art blogs on my second art account and Twitter, you would realize I tend to draw fanart of him all the time. But as for why I like him. I like how he genuinely tried to reach out people outside of his kingdom that doesn’t need to involve war and bloodshed. He only gets angry/resort to violence if his loved ones or people closest to him are targeted (like the Morion incident) and that he also has major insecurities involving his duties as the Crown Prince. Oh and he also has a funny side to him like laughing at the most corniest joke that his retainer Amber has done. Oh and his relationship with Alcryst and Citrinne are the best too.

3.) Princess Peach (Super Mario Bros)- Gonna throw in some women in my list because it ain’t fair if I talk about hot dudes all the time but really I’ve been playing Peach’s second solo game since yesterday and I’m instantly in love with it. Now as for her character, she is a darling. She can be baking a cake one day, doing her royal duties another day or just go out and have fun with Mario and friends. But really, Peach is Nintendo’s most iconic female character of all time due to how she showcases that being girly and being badass aren’t mutually exclusive and that they can go hand to hand (Amy Rose is of similar vein too as well) and that whilst a pacifist, she won’t hesitate to get her hands dirty.

4.) Tooru Kirishima (The Yakuza’s Guide to Babysitting)- If anyone from 2022 has remembered how much I talk about this man, then yeah. Anyways, I just love how despite being an extremely violent yakuza enforcer, he’s actually a kind, quiet and socially awkward man but can be a bit of a tease towards his closest friends and family (have you seen the man interacting with the mum’s in Yaeka’s school?). His relationship with Yaeka started out awkward at first but over time, you see them geniunely bonding with one another. But that being said, it’s not best if you get to his super scary side if you piss him off more than once. Also, I have a weakness for scary men (sometimes women) with a heart of gold to them. He’s my silly little meow meow

5.) Takina Inoue (Lycoris Recoil)- I got into the anime pretty late last year despite being released alongside The Yakuza’s Guide to Babysitting in the Summer 2022 anime lineup but yeah I love Takina. She originally started out as a cold and ruthless girl who follows orders to a tee without being aware of the dangers she posed but after meeting Chisato, her worldview changed for the better in that she became a much kinder person than the cold hearted assassin she was before. She can be slightly awkward with her interactions, a bit straight faced with embarrassing things but that doesn’t hide the fact that she can and WILL kill for her loved ones if they’re in any danger (she’s basically a female Kirishima lol). Oh and I love her voice actresses performance so that’s why she is my fav. (Tho if you ask me who I like more, it’s Xanthe)

6.) Penny (Pokèmon Scarlet and Violet)- Penny is one of the Pokèrivals I just vibe and relate with because like her, I’m a huge nerd when it comes to anime that I like and we are also introverts too. She is blunt and rude yes but she’s a child who is capable of growing, as shown in the DLC epilogue where she began to take notice of how Arlan pointed out that her dad cares for her and that unlike him, she at least have families who love and care for her. (Oh and she has a party full of Eeveelutions, what’s not to love?) Oh and I recommend checking out her storyline because it’s amazing.

7.) Kiyoshi Teppei (Kuroko’s Basketball)- Like with Kirishima, I was also constantly crazy about this lil guy back in 2021-2022. Now I know he was introduced pretty late in Season 1 out of nowhere with no buildup, but he quickly became one of my favs because of how he is a teddy bear personified, can be a little dumb and unaware of the things he do but all he wanted to do is just have fun. Oh and he can display a selfish side if his friends are in any danger (Kirisaki game arc). His chemistry with literally anyone in the Seirin team is just too good but I like the ones with Hyuuga cuz you can te the VA’s are clearly having fun with voicing them.

8.) Souma Shiki (Play it Cool Guys)- Out of all the five main guys, I identify with Souma the most and the reason why is that like him, I’m trying to find things that I enjoy the most but sometimes feel insecure about it as well. The way he just laughs is just too plain adorable and his chemistry with the main cast, especially the ones with Shun is mostly enjoyable. Definetely one of my favs.

9.) Mitsumi Iwakura (Skip and Loafer)- Something that me like Mistumi is that out of all the female main characters that I have seen so far is just how confident, ambitious and reassured she is. Sure, Mitsu makes some mistakes here and there but it’s justified in that she’s moving to an environment that she’s completely unfamiliar with but still she tries her best with the things said environment provides her. Oh and any scene with her is just so enjoyable because of how endearingly innocent and awkward she is and that she is also trying her best in what she’s doing.

10.) Jing Yuan (Honkai Star Rail)- Listen I know that prior to being “fixed” in later updates, many ppl aren’t too keen in using him due to how his gameplay style wasn’t really the best and how other Lightining damage dealers like Kafka and Serval beats him. But I hardly saw anyone talked about his character so here I am. I think what made me fascinated about Jing Yuan’s character is that even if he appears to be slovenly and sleepy looking all the time, he is pretty shrewd and calculating when the situation calls for it. He is also a pretty nice guy and that despite having deep issues with his former comrades in the Cloud Quintet, he tries his best to stay strong as possible to the point of being self-sacrificial. That and he is one of my “Not Gay BUT-” type of characters.

[danoofi]

A few of my Sonadow headcanon’s for you guys lmao here we go

1) Shadow doesn’t sleep like ever because he’s the ultimate life form and finds it to be a waste of his time. However, Sonic usually has trouble falling asleep because brain move too fast, so Shadow will pet him and scratch his fur to lull him to sleep. Sometimes Sonic returns the favor and it makes Shadow tired and he’ll fall asleep too.

2) Sonic has made Shadow (and eventually their kids) heart shaped pancakes every Valentines Day since they started dating at like age 17.

3) Sonic and Shadow didn’t have pre-decided names for any of their children, but just named them based off what was happening around them.

4) Shadow absolutely HATES the words “dude” and “bro”. Sonic finds it hilarious to see how worked up Shadow can get over it.

5) Shadow uses 50’s slang. One time he asked Sonic if he wanted to “play back seat bingo at the passion pit” and Sonic just stared at him for several minutes out of pure confusion.

6) Even though there was a proper proposal, Sonic and Shadow don’t have a wedding. Neither of them are into such a giant event that will most likely get disturbed by Eggman or the paparazzi. So instead they got eloped. They do have a party with all of their friends and family afterwards though.

7) They needed a witness at their elopement, so Tails was invited to be Sonic’s best man.

8) Considering the line of work they’re both in, Sonic and Shadow don’t wear their wedding rings on their fingers but instead on chain necklaces.

9) Shadow loves gift giving. If he sees anything that reminds him of Sonic even just a little bit, you bet he’s gonna spend a ridiculous amount of money. Sonic is slowly running out of room in their house for all of the gifts.

10) Sonic and Shadow both have PTSD because there ain’t no damn way they do every thing they’ve done and DON’T develop any kind of long lasting trauma from it.

11) Sonadow has a Christmas tradition of trying to catch one another under the mistletoe but they race and spar with each other and the loser has to give the winner a kiss under the mistletoe.

12) Their first date was at an ice skating rink. It was Sonic’s idea until he got there and realized he can’t skate. Boy hasn’t skated a single day in his life. It works out in his favor though cause like he gets to hold hands with Shadow the whole time.

13) Sonadow doesn’t necessarily fight often. They bicker a lot. But when they do have a fight, it’s bad. Someone sleeping on the couch bad. They kiss and make up eventually though.

14) Sonic will HARDCORE anoint himself all over Shadow. Just aggressively rub and nuzzle for ages until he’s satisfied enough with the amount of Shadow’s scent that’s on him.

15) Sonic is bi and trans while Shadow is gay. They go to the pride festival every year and Team Sonic/Team Dark are big LGBTQ+ allies.

16) Sonic has ARFID and Shadow always makes sure that there are plenty of safe foods stocked up. (Even those dreaded chili dogs)

17) If Sonadow were to be asked what their favorite features on their partner is, Sonic would talk about how much he loves Shadow’s smile and Shadow would mention how much he adores Sonic’s eyes.

18) Shadow’s top 3 favorite bands/artists (imo) are Tame Impala, The Platters, and MCR

19) Sonic has ADHD

20) Shadow and Sonic are absolute kings at karaoke. In fact, Sonic realized he had a big gross gay crush on Shadow because he heard him sing “My Way” by Frank Sinatra at karaoke with all of their friends while very very drunk.

[banana-with-a-bow-tie]

The to be an earnest active Christian post stings. What’s that mean? Am I bad for playing games in my day off cuz I’m not earnest active? Sounds like gods gonna judge everyone who plays games and that’s scary bro. Dudes are out there with no tvs preaching in the streets are gonna get to heaven while losers like me go to hell for playing video games on my day off man. I ain’t a happy guy in Christianity sometimes just cause I’m scared of god for throwing me into hell for having a game system

If your relationship with God is based entirely on the stuff you do for Him, then your understanding of Christianity is backwards. Every single one of us has broken God’s laws. Our every thought is tainted by sin. No one is good enough to go to heaven and there is nothing anyone can do to remove their guilt (Rom 3:10). But God loves us anyway because He is good and He lived perfectly for us as a human being. Jesus loved God and man in all the ways we fail to so that we could be counted as perfectly righteous in God’s sight while Jesus took the curse we deserve (2 Cor 5:21).

If you have called out to God to save you and put your trust in the promise of Jesus to take away your guilt, then God will never look upon you in wrath again. You are an adopted child, an heir to His Kingdom, part of God’s family forever and He will not cast you out (Eph 1).

Now as our Father, God wants to share with us all His goodness (Jas 1:17). The things we once thought were good suddenly become less appealing to us and we desire to have more of what He says is good. It’s like when you’re a kid and the only thing you like to eat is junk food. But then you get older and you start to realize that vegetables can actually be really good.

So to your question, the Bible does not call video games or entertainment sinful, though certain aspects of it can be if it’s filled with immorality. But any created thing, no matter how good it is can become sinful if we elevate it above God (Rom 1:25).

If you think playing video games is going to bring you more happiness and contentment than knowing God, I’m sorry to say you are misinformed. God isn’t going to send you to hell over it if Jesus has paid the penalty for you, but like any loving Father who wants what is best for His child, He may discipline you to teach you what is true and better (Heb 12:11).

If you want to enjoy video games on your day off, by all means do so. But recognize that this is only a gift meant to help you enjoy the true Giver of all good things. If God were to take away all your comforts in an instant, would you be able to say with Paul, “I have learned the secret of being content, I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me” (Phil 4:11-13)?

If Jesus called you to forsake everything, would you see Him as being more valuable than anything else (Matt 13:46)? As fun as games are, there are things in this world that are of greater eternal importance, and God wants us to be about those things because they are better.

[specialagentlokitty]

Castle x reader - what brings us closer

Tapping your pen against your desk, you furrowed your brows as you tried to block the background noise of the precinct.

You had been trying for a while to clear your head, to focus, but nothing was working, you just couldn’t focus.

And the voices from a few desks over were distracting you.

Sighing, you leant back in your chair and headbutted the man behind you.

“Seriously dude?”

Shrugged a little bit.

“Maybe if you got your fatass head out the way Esposito.”

“In case you haven’t noticed there ain’t much room here, get outta here.”

He pushed your head back up and you turned around, picking up your cup from your desk, shoving his head so you could get past.

“Seriously?! You’re childish (Y/N)!”

“I know!” You called back.

You smirked as you walked over to the break room, and began making yourself another coffee, and you picked up the cup that was just set next to you.

“So, what’s going on? You only bully me when you’re pissed or upset, so, which is it?” Esposito asked.

“I don’t even know at this point Es, I honestly don’t know.” You sighed.

He furrowed his brows, leaning against the counter.

“Care to go into more detail?”

“Hey guys.” Castle beamed.

You glanced at him before turning back to the other officer in the room.

“I’ll be there.”

You smiled, nodding as you left, heading back to your desk.

When you had finished your shift, you made your way back to your apartment, leaving the door unlocked as you walked to the couch and threw yourself down.

It wasn’t long before the door was opened and closed again.

“Yo.”

Esposito sat down, and Ryan placed a couple of pizza boxes on the table.

“I don’t remember inviting you lover boy.”

“Come on, you’re having a crappy time, I can’t not come can I?”

You chuckled a little, smiling at them as you offered both of them a drink from the box on the table and they both took one.

“So, what’s going on?” Ryan asked.

“Is it work? Family? A case?”

You shook your head.

“Nothing like that, it’s.. different..”

“Ah..” Ryan whispered.

“Guy troubles?” Esposito asked.

“Wow you are a good detective.”

He threw a cushion at you, and you threw it back with a little laugh.

Your smile soon faded, and you sighed heavily, leaning back into the couch.

“How do you ignore the fact that you’re in love with someone, and that person will never be in love with you?” You asked.

“Well, first of all the guy has to be a dick if he doesn’t know.”

“Thanks Esposito, helpful. Ryan?”

He turned to you, giving you a small smile.

“Well, it depends. Sometimes people can’t tell straight away, not without being told. Does he even know how you feel about him?”

“You’ve seen him, you know exactly who he feels that way about, and it sure as hell ain’t me.”

“You can’t let that get to you, come on, Castle is nothing but a playboy anyway, and Beckett certainly isn’t interested in him we know that for a fact.”

“Exactly bro, you deserve better. A lot better than someone like castle, you’ve seen his track record.” Esposito said.

You glared a little.

“You think I don’t know that? I hate the fact that I’m in love with him Javi, I hate the fact that I know he will never, ever, look at me like that, he hardly spares me a second glance now as it is. I hate that I love him.”

They both smiled at you.

“Maybe if you spoke to him, you could see if he feels the same. He could love you one day if you talk to him you know.” Ryan spoke gently.

“The sap has a point (Y/N), just think about it.”

“Come on, it’s clear he’s head over heels for Beckett, and who wouldn’t be. I can’t compete with that.”

“Come on, you can! Don’t be so hard on yourself!”

You looked at them both and you huffed a bit.

“Right if I wanted relationship advice some either of you two goons I would’ve come earlier.”

“Next time we won’t help then asshole.”

You laughed, getting up you tossed yourself between them and picked up a pizza box.

You guys sometime just talking about whatever came to him.

Ryan fell asleep on your other couch, and Esposito was asleep on the floor while you were laid on the couch watching tv.

“Thanks guys…” you mumbled.

You didn’t think much about what they said, and you went to sleep.

Despite them trying to convince you to bring it over every so often when they saw a chance, you carried on ignoring them.

You didn’t see the point in bringing it up.

You knew that nothing would change, and if anything you felt like you would be putting yourself in an awkward situation you would never get out of.

So your plan was to carry on ignoring it.

Until now it became all you could think about, knowing full well that right under your foot was a trigger for some sort of explosive device.

One wrong move and it would be over for you.

You took a small shaky breath as you looked at your best friend who was calling out for help.

“Esposito…”

“You’ll be okay…” he whispered.

Everybody came rushing in and you smiled a little at the, taking a shaky breath.

“Oh (Y/N)…” Beckett whispered.

“I’m so sorry…”

“Hey, don’t be sorry. We’re going to get you out of this.” Ryan said.

You gave a small nod, but truth be told you didn’t believe a word of it.

While they spoke about what to do, you felt Castle staring at you, and you turned to him.

“You all need to leave now, we need to make sure the area was secure.”

“No!” Castle blurted.

Everybody turned to him.

“Castle go, I’ll ask them to let you back in if and when it’s safe..”

He was all but dragged away by everybody.

The bomb squad didn’t everything they needed to do, creating a safety zone where people could walk and move around you without triggering anything.

Once that was done the detective in charge turned to you.

“Do you want them back in?”

“No.. I uh.. no..”

He nodded his head and you took a deep breath, closing your eyes as you tried to calm yourself down.

You didn’t know what to do, or how to feel.

Nobody ever knew what to do in situations like this.

The room fell quiet, and you ignored the ringing off your phone, but when steps sounded in the room you opened your eyes.

“Castle?” You asked.

“I snuck past the guys next door.” He grinned.

“Castle you need to go, it isn’t safe.”

“It is as long as I stay outside that red circle right?”

“That’s not the point, go.” You warned lowly.

He shook his head, crossing his arms.

“I’m not leaving you here on your own.”

You sighed, tilting your head back to look at the ceiling.

Clearly you weren’t going to talk him out of it, and you weren’t in any position to be able to force him to leave the room.

So, you just nodded your head.

He spoke to you, made a few jokes, but you didn’t often reply to him.

“(Y/N)?”

You raised your gaze to meet his.

“You’re going to be okay, Beckett, Ryan, Esposito, everybody next door, they’re all working to figure this out.”

“I know…”

He sighed a little bit.

“I know you’re scared, but you’re going to be okay, I promise.”

“Don’t speak promises you can’t keep..”

He looked at you and you laughed bitterly.

“I.. I never thought I’d die like this…”

“You aren’t going to die.”

You began to tear up a little.

“Hey, hey come on. Don’t cry, don’t cry. It’s okay.”

“I have so many things I regret… things I regret not doing…”

“And you can still do them.”

You took a deep breath.

“Castle I know this thing is in a timer, and I know they’re probably not going to be able to disarm it..”

“(Y/N)…”

“Please, just listen okay?”

You looked at him, noticing his eyes were a little glossy, but he nodded his head.

“When I was kid I.. I would always change what I wanted to grow up to be… but seeing my dad saving people.. I knew I wanted to grow up like him…”

You looked at his phone, briefly getting a glance at the timer.

“But.. he was a lonely man.. and I didn’t want to be alone.. I wanted to find someone I loved.. and be with them forever… it’s cheesy I know but it’s true.. and I found that person I loved…”

The door opened and you both turned to it, watching as the bomb squad walked in.

“We need to clear the building now.”

“You can’t!” Castle yelled.

“Castle, look at me.”

He did.

You smiled weakly, tears falling from your eyes.

“I think love you castle.. I’m sorry I never told you.. the guys told me you could love me one day.. but I was scared.. but you need to go..”

“(Y/N) I…”

“Go!”

You didn’t want to hear what he had to say, so you cut him off.

If this were to be your final moments you didn’t want to know that he didn’t love you, that he never felt the same way.

Because right now you could live with the fact that you had told him, you could die knowing you weren’t hiding anything from him anymore.

“You guys need to go too..”

“Detective we’re working on it, we’re going to clear the field.”

“You said it yourself, one wrong move we all go down. I can’t die knowing I’ll be taking you all with me, so please, go. Call me when it’s clear.”

“We aren’t leaving you behind!”

“You don’t have a choice! Leave this building now! Our suspect needs to think he got away with this, he needs to see this building go down..”

You let out a shaky breath, looking up at them.

“Please don’t make me be the reason you died as well..”

There was a vibration to the building, and as most of the men left, the head of the operation stayed with you.

“You wanna make a run for it, we run together.” He said.

You nodded your head.

“We’ve figure out the decide will have a few seconds delay between the pressure point and the trigger.”

“What does that mean?”

He smiled at you, giving you his hand.

“You better run like hell.”

So you both waited for that all clear, and when you got it, you took a deep breath.

He began to count down, and when he reached one, you both sprinted from the room as fast as you could.

You made it decently far before the explosion happened, nearly out of the front of the building only to be thrown outside with force.

Coughing, you groaned in pain, slowly sitting up.

Your ears were ringing, and everything sounded so far away, your vision was distorted, and your body ached.

But it was a reminder you were alive.

So, you slowly pushed yourself up, stumbling a few steps and fell back to your knees.

You could finally hear the screaming of your name, and you saw a few familiar faces rush in front of you.

But you couldn’t really focus on them.

Everything else after that was a blur, ambulance, hospital, waking up.

Then finally you woke up focused, alert, and you bolted up right, taking a deep breath.

“What the hell were you thinking?! Why didn’t you wait?!” Castle yelled.

You frowned, holding your hand up to him.

“Loud..” you mumbled.

He immediately walked over, sitting in the side of the hospital bed as he eased you back into laying down.

“Does it hurt…?”

You weakly nodded.

“How bad..?”

“A few bruised ribs, some cuts and bruises, a couple of minor burns but nothing serious.”

Again nodded.

“What were you thinking (Y/N)? Why didn’t you wait? It wasn’t safe you know that…”

You said nothing and he sighed.

Castle placed his hand over yours, and that’s what got your attention.

“We thought the worst when we couldn’t find out, when.. when we saw that building go up..”

He looked at you, tears running down his face.

“I thought I lost you.. before I could tell you something…”

“What…?”

He smiled.

“Of course you love me, everybody does.”

You laughed, which soon turned into grumbles of pain and he panicked, holding your hand, his other hand on your face.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Don’t laugh.”

“Asshole…”

He chuckled a little, leaning down to press a kiss to the top of your head.

“When you get out of here we’re going to dinner, nowhere fancy yet, somewhere quiet for you until you’re better.”

You rose a brow.

“I think I love you too..” he whispered.

Castle leant down, carefully kissing you before he pulled away, laying next to you on the hospital bed.

“But for now we’ll stay here like this until everybody gets back..”

You nodded, liking the idea of that.

Castle wasn’t sure if you were going to remember any of what had just happened, or if you were still too dazed and confused.

But he hoped you would, because seeing you like that, on the brink of death made him realise he couldn’t waste any more time

[p0rkbun]

Love that you have a baby face but adult body😭 I have manly features kinda and I have short hair. So I always get mistaken as a guy and whenever I’m in a public restroom I get so many side eyes and people have to check the sign of the bathroom💀 a guy from my class knew I was a girl but he didn’t even realize I’m gay.. like bro just look at me

Dior is making my heart go crazy. I need a girlfriend cuz this ain’t healthy for me fr

I sometimes hate my face like my chubby cheeks but I have to embrace it 😔 DUDE THAT IS SO FOUL WTH 😭 not people side eyeing you, this literally reminded me of charlyne yi's interview where she talked about the EXACT same situation, it was hilarious. It is honestly my dream to look androgynous...not being sideeyed tho 😃

I can not for season 2 omg omg

[caotictimmy]

Omg I like jjk😱…HIA GUYS… (not me acting like I didn’t take a break from 3 month) uhm…. I’m just gonna drop this as an apology for being gone so long erm..love you munchies… but todays topic is jjk!!!!! Yay:3333 but uhm I’ll post a request list soon ok😕STOP ATTACKING ME!!?😟

Random jjk smut headcannons

Nanami

✮ Ok this is random as fuck but, if he’s had a bad day, he just wants you cuddling him, while cock warming him, being as close to you as possible comforters him so much it’s un real.

✮Nanami can switch how he’s gonna fuck/make love to you depending how he feels, he’s had a good or sad type of day, he’s gonna treat you like you made earth itself, praising on praising, the amount of praise he gives you is actually unreal, but if he’s mad???? Oh baby your in for a LONGGGGGGG night. He will fuck you so hard the bed is broken and there is a indent in the bed where he plowed you.

✮This man is not scared of a little weight, so why won’t you sit on his face:( if you do finally agree to it. You ain’t leaving until this BIG HULKING MAN gets his fill, so you gonna be there for a while, if you keep moving he will grip your ass, giving it a quick smack, since his mouth is busy at the moment he uses his hands to tell you to quite squirming.

✮best out of aftercare, HE IS THE AFTERCARE KING ONG⁉️⁉️⁉️you can not tell me I am wrong. He’s so sweet it’s teeth rotting, he’ll run you a warm bath, makes sure you get a quick snack and lots of water, he gets you all cozy in bed and rub your back, or any markings or bruises he might have left behind.

✮Nanami’s a service dom leaning on soft dom I feel like, but don’t let that foul you, he isn’t afraid to go rough with you. He doesn’t mind subbing time from time

Gojo

✮This man has a oral fixation, I swear on my life bro, he always has something In his mouth, weather that be lollipops, pencils, pens, hell even his own damn fingers sometime, but ever since he’s had you, oh boy does he use that to his advantage. You could be chilling on the couch, and all of a sudden there he is sucking on your neck while watching the tv, like he isn’t fucking Edward from twilightihg your shit rn, buds a menace Istg.. if he’s ever angry just pop a tit out (man boobs count to) and bro would start sucking like he wasn’t just yapping about the stupidest shit (I still love my little Kit Kat bar<3 )

✮firm believer in thighs save lives, hell he might have made that saying himself, if he has the chance to to lay In between your thighs, HE WILL, he doesn’t care when or when, he sees the chance he takes it, bro if you smush his head a bit, he’s gonna need new pants, bud is horny, but this also kinda ties in with his oral fixation I feel like he has a fidgeting problem so I feel like we would grab the skin of your thighs/legs and just mess with it, doesn’t even have to be nsfw, he just likes doing it.

✮this man’s stamina is on god mode,you could be hanging on by a thread and he isn’t even breaking a sweat, like it’s Acually concerning how fast and long this man can go on for.

✮Gojo’s pretty good at it, it’s not god aftercare but your never disappointed, he gets you all cleaned up, makes sure you have water by your side and, makes sure you fall asleep before he does.

✮I don’t know where he falls in line he’s not a exactly a soft dom but he isn’t a hard one either really, he’s like the perfect balance, he dosnt care to much but he prefers doming

Geto

✮This kinky fucking dude, he’s up to try a lot of stuff, he’s a very open person, so if he doesn’t like it, he’ll tell you, he’s not one to keep secrets from you in the bedroom, he’s very bold in bed, so trying new stuff never really scared him

✮Geto’s definitely into bondage, depending on how comfortable you are with it, it can go from ties, ribbons to handcuffs and rope real quick. Not only does he like how it looks on you, he knows you trust him that much that you let him tie you up, that you gave him control over you, even when you didn’t have to, and even if he’s being rough with you, he always has that in the back of his mind while your tied up.

✮Geto likes overstimulation and edging, edging you untill your in the brink of crying, making you beg him for release, and then like a switch of a flip, he’s going at it until you are crying, you would have came so much you lost track.

✮Geto’s probably the 2nd best at aftercare, since he does go pretty rough some times, he has to be good at it, he’ll make sure he cleans you up,

Changing the sheets and cuddling you while rubbing your hand in his.

✮Geto’s a hard dom but can be soft some times, I don’t think he likes subbing to much, but he would only really do it for special occasions or if you beg him hard enough

Choso

✮Choso has the biggest praise kink know to man, the moment you start praising him in bed, it’s like he goes Turbo mode, trying to please you as best as he can, just so he can here the sweet sweet praise that falls from your mouth, he will do almost anything to here you praise him, likes he would kill a man type almost anything😭

✮Choso’s not that a possed to public or semi public sex, he doesn’t like to do it often, but if he’s feeling that needy, he wouldn’t mind dragging you to a near bye closet or changing room to rail the living day lights out of you, then he walks you out like he didn’t just run the whole ass polar express on you.

✮Choso loves seeing you wear his cloth, wether they be tight or loose on you, I think he has a small possessive side to him and seeing you wear his clothe just really gets him going, if you even TRY to wear his clothe outside of the house, you won’t be able to have it 2 feet from the door before he’s dragging you into the bedroom

✮like Gojo, Choso is pretty regular in aftercare, you guys clean up, he makes sure your hydrated tho, he might actually throw a hissy fit if you don’t wanna drink any water after, he knows your body needs it.

✮he’s a switch, teetering on dom, he doesn’t really care who’s dominant or submissive, he’s just happy to be doing this with you

AUTHOR NOTE: hi guys… sorry for being gone so long I had no motivate and winter depression was hitting harder then the dead grandpa jokes I tell, I hope you guys havd or have a wonderful chirsmas break and I hope you have a happy holidays! (I wrote this at 3-4 am)

[halcyon-reverie3]

OBCD Chapter 10 - New! Message

“It’s not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you.”

— Tyler Perry

Cruel years, cruel months, cruel days.

Harsh words, harsh actions.

Spite, hatred, revenge.

And guilt. So much guilt. 

“No way I’m gonna talk to someone like her. Can I even call you a her!”

Forgiveness? He wasn’t deserving of her forgiveness. He had been so cruel when she had only been ashamed. He had been horrible when she had only wanted friendship. He wasn’t deserving of her forgiveness. He was despicable. He doubts his friends even remember. He doubts they recall what happened seven years ago. No, he thought, 7 years, 8 months, 2 weeks and 3 days. He remembered. He remembered very well. Earle remembered very well.

Diya. Oh, poor Diya. Earle knew that his behaviour was inexcusable, regardless of how she acted towards him. He should have been the bigger person. He should have been better. He should have been-

“Yo Earlie boy. Where ya mind at?” Earle’s eyes snapped towards his friend, then towards the floor. An enormous stack of books lay at his feet. His head swivelled around. Everyone was gawking at him weirdly. “Dude,” his friend interrupted, “you really had to drop the fat medical books in a library? Bro, they gon’ be gossiping ‘bout this for the next two weeks. Ain’t got nothing to talk ‘bout ‘cept this!” So many books. So much to learn. Sometimes he regretted his decision of wanting to become a doctor. Sometimes he felt he had to do this for the people suffering the same way he suffered. For people with eating disorders.

His people.

He’s an adult now. Old, yes. Guilty, definitely. Mature, absolutely not. Tall, blond, muscular. Doctor? Maybe a doctor… He doesn’t really know. He just… exists. Studying, going to the gym, making friends. Just existing. He’s honestly exhausted. Very exhausted.

An aspiring student by day, a famous influencer by night. Not just any influencer — a body-positive influencer. His message aimed to fight eating disorders and unrealistic body standards. He’d share his knowledge for the world to learn. He’d help anyone. They’d just have to admit that it isn’t a weakness, but a show of great strength. Everyone should always be themselves. Earle loved himself. He wished more people did so too.

Boring. Class was boring. He was tired and all his mind could register was hunger. Boring. Yawning, he sneaked his phone underneath his desk, opening social media. Also boring. What, he thought, gloomily. I should post something new. I’m hungry. What’s tomorrow? I’m bored. I’mboredI’mboredI’mboredI’mbored.

“-example is Miss Diya Elostra.” W h a t. Earle’s head shot up. I’m not bored, I guess. Displayed on the colossal whiteboard was Diya’s Instagram account. When did this become Influencer 101? Despite his silly jokes and ‘don’t care’ attitude, a part of him panged with guilt. She looks happier, healthier, he thought. No thanks to you, a tiny voice said, ashamed, sorry, disheartened. Guiltyguiltyguiltyguiltyguiltyguilty.

“This body-positive influencer here has jump-started one of the most popular hashtags in your generation. It’s a trend that not only focuses on eating disorders, which is your current chapter, but everything in life that’s wrong. #BeTheChange. Quite subjective, if you ask me. But I believe that was her very intention. One hashtag, one million targets.” The lesson continued as always. Earle’s mind wandered. It always did. He could never focus. “#BeTheChange, huh,” he murmured. You should do it, that tiny voice squeaked. You will never be able to meet Diya, never be able to ask for forgiveness. But maybe you can try. Maybe you can apologise, one message at a time. One saved life at a time…”

“Hello, guys! What’s up, it’s Earle right here. Today, I’ll be talking about eating disorders and other related stuff. Firstly, I’d like to dedicate this video to the #BeTheChange influencer, Diya Elostra. You see, back when I was a kid, I wasn’t always this handsome. I used to be round and pudgy and, well… I used to get bullied. A lot. Sometimes, people used to…”

He spent day and night, perfecting his video. Sharing his message. He might never be able to meet Diya. But he can apologise. And he can save others. He can do this, and he will do this.

One message at a time.

[spookyscientistskeleton-moved]

👂

Relationship builders || Accepting!

👂 to overhear my muse talking about your muse

‘--Dude, can you believe it? This?’ He holds the book up, gesturing to the name on the cover, then back towards the back kitchen, where Purple had disappeared to get a refill of coffee. Ferno grins ‘That’s him. It’s fuckin’ good shit too, for real, you oughta pick it up sometime.’

“For real?” the patron asks with a skeptical snort, taking a sip of his beer. He does, however, take a beat to study the cover. “Doesn’t really look like your kinda book. I mean like... you don’t really seem like a book kinda guy either, man.” 

‘That’s what makes it so good! I ain’t even read a book since, uh...’ 

He trails off, for an unnaturally long beat. Spacing out, gaze fixed to the middle distance, like his memory just divided by zero and had to reboot. Finally, his eye refocus, his smile comes back, and he shrugs his shoulders.

‘Dunno!’ he concedes. ‘But I couldn’t put it down. And like--I didn’t get all of it, but I couldn’t put it down. He’s a fuckin’ genius, bro. Real way with words.’ He set the book down, on an isolated corner of the back bar where he was confident nothing would damage the cover, before he got back to work. ‘Helps that it lets him hang out in here while he works. Like, he can’t always, when it gets really busy or whatever, but he chills here sometimes when he’s workin’ on a story. Just sittin’ right at the bar with his laptop, lookin’ all focused and sexy... man, it’s the best. He’s the best.’ 

“Jeez,” the other guy huffs, shaking his head as he finishes his glass. “Don’t think I’ve ever seen you this smitten over somebody.”

‘I mean, obviously,’ Ferno says with a laugh, as he takes his glass and goes to get him another. 

‘He’s the best pal you could ever ask for.’

[unpopularly-opinionated]

The guy who I had a crush on in HS, who not-so-plainly rejected me when I asked him out but has since then been a pretty good friend, of sorts, called me yesterday and 10:30PM to wish me a Happy Birthday and…

Okay, I know he’s straight and my hopes are definitely not raised in the slightest, I’ve learned my lesson on that. But outside of my family and scheduling appointments, nobody has ever called me for anything since I became single like 10 years ago yesterday. So ngl it kinda hit me in the feels that this guy, this fuckin guy, actually picked up the phone and called me to wish me a Happy Birthday as opposed to everyone else who just texted (which I don’t discredit them for, but you know, by comparison a phone call is just nuts).