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frogaroundandfindout · 1 month

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Au where no one knows Nightwing’s real identity and he’s dating Wally as dick grayson. But the thing is he’s also Batman at the moment so when a mission goes wrong and the cowl is ripped from dicks face Wally is absolutely floored.

His boyfriend is Batman!?

Fuck he’s dating Batman!

Ew ew ew he’s dating Batman!

Holy fuck how is his boyfriend Batman?!?!????

WHY is his boyfriend Batman!?!?!?

#Wally west #dick grayson #dc #dickwally #“try not to turn something into crack”#i literally can’t #my mind went from Wally finds out his Civ boyfriend is actually Batman #to him immediately dismissing the possibility of the og Batman being replaced at some point #to thinking his very hot and obviously young bf is actually a vampire #cuz how else could he look like that and be a hero since Wally was like 6 #he’s still confused about what he’s supposed to do now but he thinks he should be offended that dick hasn’t offered to make him a vampire #too yet #maybe he doesn’t think they’re that serious????#OR #it was during prodigal and by the time Wally’s ready to talk it’s Bruce in costume again

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tequiilasunriise · 2 years

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No context here’s ep 12 in a nutshell:

#the episode just came so u better get these memes while theyre hot and fresh #suletta loved her tomato wife so much she made her ketchup hehheehhee #suletta got upsetta so she went splatetta #dont get me wrong im 10000% team suletta got brainwashed #bc theres NO WAY N O N E Suletta could go from panic attack over fighting ppl with Aerial to a giggling stone cold killer #manipulation or not that kinda complete 180 in the soan of like 15 mins isn’t possible theres no way #her eyes were souless as shit in the final scnes she was literally smiling #so yeah. girlie was brainwashed.#BUT OMMGGG ARE THE MEMES SSOOO FUNNYYY #anyways yeag love u babygirl ur so iconic #sulemio #suletta mercury #miorine rembran #mobile suit gundam the witch from mercury #the witch from mercury

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highqueenofashandstars · 10 months

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For anyone who argues that Chaol is not the most relatable character, during the entire duration of Tower of Dawn, I, too, wondered what Dorian was up to.

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crimeronan · 3 months

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ultimately i think the appeal of daniel and armand to me is that it's very much a typical dark romance storyline where the heroine is kidnapped and tortured by an evil monster but using her wits she manages to seduce him and make him emotionally vulnerable to her, because she is More Special and More Clever than all of his other victims, and because of this she enjoys a level of dangerous favor and protection from him, except in This version of the dark romance it's two toxic old men who both have the worst fucking personalities imaginable. who truly just fucking suck beyond measure. like no pun intended, they are Garbage, one is the actual literal immortal devil and the other is just kind of a deadbeat with no moral compass, neither of them is willing to work on himself and neither of them has ANY reason to want to rail the other as bad as they do.

and yet. There They Are,

#i am not immune to evil stockholm syndrome dark romance that makes certain booktokers puke.#i am also not immune to a pair of shitty people who absolutely SHOULD fucking HATE each other #and who are going to be nasty little freaks about the other instead. possibly also while hating them.#'why do people write enemies to lovers so soft' i'm always saying. i just want you all to know #this is maybe the first time i've seen an enemies to lovers arc done in EXACTLY the GROSSEST ways i DESPERATELY WANT IT #and it is FUELING me. i am THRIVING. i am REFRESHED i am FINE i am NO LONGER SAD my SKIN is CLEAR #the layers. the drama. literally don't care about anything else going on in this show it's all them 2 me. theyre everything. thanks #i'd apologize for my taste but like. i'm not gonna apologize for finding the evil ships hot in the evil ship show. come on now.#iwtv #devil's minion #with that i need to like. go pick my partner up from work and then go to sleep. thanks for watching me do this on main everyone!

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cilasbestos · 7 months

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My autistic rambling about Cassandra from Tangled.

I refuse to use Gothel as her last name…

Anyways,

Saying that Cassandra was “angry at Rapunzel for getting kidnapped” is such a grossly incorrect representation of what was actually going on and I am tired of people pushing that that was all that upset her, instead of the seasons long conflict that was building up that culminated in her taking her anger about something only partially related out on Rapunzel because she was ALREADY upset with her.

Cass’ issues with Raps did not start when she took the moonstone, hell it didn’t even start when she went into the room in the house of yesterday’s tomorrow. It started in season one when Rapunzel was constantly, even if unintentionally, finding ways to overshadow her. It was worsened when Raps stopped valuing her opinion, which was a problem for Cass because she felt she had outlasted her usefulness, even though Cass is shown as a character who feels like she always needs a purpose or a duty to follow (which is likely a trauma response from being abandoned tbh???). Everything builds through seasons one and two, and Cassandra consistently finds herself overshadowed and ignored by Rapunzel and the people around her.

And THEN, Cass is given earth shattering news. Everyone else already chooses Rapunzel over her, of course her own mother did too. This particular instance wasn’t Rapunzel’s fault, but it pushed the same idea and feeling that all these other instances did; Cass isn’t important, and will always be outshined by Rapunzel. Something she had felt and experienced over and over, but this time the information was just big enough to be what sent her over the edge.

Yes, Cassandra overreacts, but she also is CONSTANTLY shown to be seeing whats wrong with her actions and rethinking everything. The first time, during Crossing The Line, she only doesn’t back down because Rapunzel triggers her by telling her to “wait”, the one thing she had been doing her entire life.

After that, every single major conflict with Cass throughout season 3 involves her realizing her error or questioning her path in some way, but people love to forget that she was actively being manipulated by Zhan Tiri at this point, leading her to being convinced to stay on the path Zhan Tiri wants her to be on. Yeah Cass is acting terrible, because an actual warlock found her when she was at her lowest and used her negative emotions to manipulate things in their favor. Eventually, when she is freed from that relationship with Zhan Tiri, everything resolves rather quickly, her having noticed the errors of her ways for a while now, but being constantly assured she was right.

In a way, Zhan Tiri plays a very similar role for Cassandra to that of what Gothel was to Rapunzel in the original movie.

I can probably do a more coherent, not-written-at-almost-midnight analysis of Cassandra eventually, because I have a lot to say and this is all over the place, but to conclude: Cassandra’s anger is not directly at Rapunzel for being kidnapped by Gothel. That simply happened to be the straw that broke the camels back after other events causes Cass similar feelings. This reveal was just the biggest, held the most weight. Even though Cass calmed down and again and again realized her wrong doings, the wrong person had influence over her when she was extremely vulnerable, leading the conflict to continue when it could have easily been avoided without the warlock’s influence.

#tangled #rapunzel’s tangled adventure #tangled the series #cassandra tangled #tts cassandra #rapunzel #tts rapunzel #mother gothel #zhan tiri #i hate that damn victorian ghost child #also hot take #Cass had a more valid reason for her anger than Varian did #Like #Varian sweetie #she is in charge of literally the entire kindom rn and theres a possibility her parents are literally dead #sorry she cant stop everything to help you ily

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july-19th-club · 19 days

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giggling and kicking my feet and prancing into my armchair to watch this annoying guy do embarrassing things on my tv show with his hot friend . and also Tim is there

#when i was in college i tried watching psych and didnt really get it #but now i'm much older and able to appreciate immature media to a much greater degree and also sufficient time has passed #that it actually IS possible to get nostalgic for the years in which i was in high school #and also tim is literally in this one . its tim!! pre-hot but still. i mean. i guess you could consider him not BAD looking #but the moment he became a longhair guy with a salt and pepper beard he became so many thousands of times hotter #that the whole clean-cut look is positively uninspired . sitting here watching this show like . oh my god he doesnt know he's hot yet #one of those actors that. due to my strange and esoteric media education. ive basically watched the career of backwards #galavant came out before seasons nine and ten of spn. or at least concurrently . which means i am watching his earliest stuff last #ahhh tim. thee biblical #psych #this isnt even about those other guys anymore #i think also the first time i watched psych i was really mad at my dad and he and i were in a horrible phase of our relationship #and also he was just a dick in general at the time. so i got upset when the character and his dad started getting along #i was like fuck that . i hate you old guy #and i quit midway through s1 #i think i'm on the first episode i didn't vaguely remember from back then it has a cat

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mint-ty · 3 months

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In Lithuania 10th of July is unofficially called a "Seven Pissing Brothers" day. It's a very old saying and basically means that if on July 10th it's raining - it will rain for the next 7 days. Or next 7 weeks.

#I forgot to post it yesterday #p.s. it didn't rain #it's literally a drought #pissing brothers please come and save me it's so hot ☀️♨️🌡#also Lithuania's name possibly has originated from a word “rain”#tidbits

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spop-romanticizes-abuse · 8 months

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“catra is misunderstood!!” the only people misunderstanding her are her own fans 💀

#literally the fans mischaracterize her in the worst ways possible #she's either uwu poor wet cat or she's flirty hot gf #both of which are not in character for catra (s1-4 at least)#but sure #spop critical #spop salt #spop criticism #spop discourse #spop #she ra #anti spop #anti catra #anti stans

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dragons-hoard-of-fandoms · 1 year

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Posting one Murder Drones meme a day until Episode 5 drops, Day Three.

#Murder Drones #Liam Vickers Animation #Glitch Productions #Uzi Doorman #Murder Drones Uzi #Serial Designation N #Murder Drones N #Murder Drones Teacher #Hot new Teacher headcanon just dropped #Has anyone considered the possibility that his name is literally 'Teacher'#Like his parents were so dead set on his career choice that they named him after it #It's like in Gumball where Nicole goes by her middle name because her first name is actually 'Doctor'#Or maybe he's just trans and couldn't think of anything better #Either way that's his actual name as far as I'm concerned #Straight From the Dragon's Mouth

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bumblingbabooshka · 3 months

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what if I screamed and cried for a hundred years . what then?

#T'Pring being pregnant in amok time the idea of T'Pring being pregnant in amok time AAAAAAAAGH #Let's be clear: T'Pring is already 100% in her rights to not want to marry Spock and to invoke the literally ONLY way for her to NOT have #to marry him against her will #But the headcanon that she's pregnant with Stonn's baby and they're trying to hide it is AAA #The delicious angst...the angst oh my god #T'Pring fighting for any possible way to save Stonn's life even if it means being technically married to someone else #AGHHH IS THAT WHY SHE PLACED HER WITH HER HANDS IN FRONT OFHER STOMACH!???#I had to pace around my room once I read this. I don't accept actors headcanons as canon but this is INTERESTING #I might have to write a fic aaa new T'Pring info I love it #& my daily get fucked get bent and get divorced to all of the published novels that make T'Pring evil for not wanting to fuck spock #that has nothing to do with this headcanon by the way. I don't care if T'Pring is pregnant or not - FREE HER!!!!!!!!#Also I accidentally cut it off but the actress is saying she's NOT happy about the costum. It apparently made her BLEED!?? and it didn't #show off how hot she was. Iconic.

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capybaraonabicycle · 4 months

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Doctor: Huh, is that who I am now?

Donna: It was never that far from the surface, mate.

Doctor: frowns Yes, it was! You know I used to be a woman. And that made people... assume all sorts of stuff. And - and pretending to be Graham's wife for five minutes was bad enough but - Byron? That was torture. Does the man ever stop talking?

Donna: Takes one to know one

Doctor: Oi! I just mean, there were all these men people assumed I would be into and I - and I just - I just wanted -

Donna: I know, darling.

Doctor: softly I just wanted Yaz.

Donna: I know. - There was one man, though, remember?

Doctor: No, there wasn't! I don't fancy the Master!

Donna: ...

Doctor: Okay, fine. But the Master isn't a man. He's like me! Flexible - uh - timelord gender and stuff.

Donna: Sure.

Doctor: So, anyway, I have always been primarily into wom-

Donna: What about Jack Harkness?

Doctor: - Jack doesn't count, everyone fancies Jack.

Donna: ...fair enough.

#Donna: can we also talk about how you were literally married to a man in Gloucester?#Doctor: How is THAT something that stuck to your brain?#Donna: I met you there. Shaun and I did the walking tour.#Doctor: Huh. - Was I any good?#Wild blue yonder #Donna Noble #Sorry I am just still hung up on the 'is that who I am now' comment #Because I feel like what they actually meant to say was the Doctor going I AM QUEER?!?!#as if they didn't just spend three entire series making heart eyes at Yaz #So it makes more sense to interpret it as 'Hang on I like men too?' but honestly even that is such a stretch?#Yeah sure 13 is very much not into men #(except for the Master)#(maybe Astos)#(possibly Swarm)#(obviously Jack)#But any other incarnation has been very openly into men?#Like 12 kept name dropping guys he fancied/was fancied by? Like that algae king and stuff. Also the Master #(Let's not talk about 11)#10 had a very intense thing with Harold Saxon AND Jack #Plus the number of guys he flirted with - among them Shakespeare #And I don't even have to talk about 9 whose first kiss on screen was with a man #To be fair it is mostly off-screen/casual and the Master and Jack #So like if we interpret it as above we can make it work at least #(But. Yes. Also: Lee!! Literally married a man. Even if that was only for staying undercover there were definitely some deep feelings there #and I am quite sure had they been purely platonic they would not have posed as married. But as siblings or best friends or something)#If we are being completely real the sentence is probably about the Doctor discovering they can find people hot now #But that actually wasn't there before I think?#So then Donna's comment makes little sense #Or no hang on - 12 found the dinosaur hot and all of them the TARDIS obviously #So maybe that's what it's all about actually

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shima-draws · 1 year

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My doctor: Hey yeah that's not normal I don't think it's an issue with your hip

Me: Oh?

My doctor: It's an issue with your spine

Me: OH

#Literally the first thing he said was 'You shouldn't be in this much pain from a labrum tear'#'Yeah I'm p sure it has to do with your back'#Me: Everything makes sense now......#This actually adds up bc I've always had shitty back issues. Lmao #Luckily I don't need surgery!! Unluckily I need to get another MRI! Kill me! :)#If the last MRI didn't bankrupt me this one DEFINITELY will #Also he did say I have a weak hip so I gotta do physical therapy #We'll see how that goes;;#Right now I'm fine bc I haven't even been billed for the first MRI yet. But I know as soon as I get the bill #I will be a HOT mess #Not looking forward to that #Anyway I'm glad this doctor seems to know what he's talking about. And from the get go too #Can't believe it took this fucking long to narrow it down to 'possible spine/back issue' tho #Godddd. I'm so tired #He prescribed me some heavy anti-inflammatory drugs so hopefully that helps with the pain a bit #Lies down #I need a nap bro. Lol #Shima speaks

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trek-tracks · 3 months

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It occurred to me, given your posts of Bones and Crusher: Is the CMO always the most attractive member of the cast? Bashir certainly keeps up the trend, Holo-Doc is more questionable, but we've got some strong contenders in the recent series. (M'Benga, oh man)

If the question is whether the Star Trek doctor is always the most attractive to me personally, the answer is yes, surprisingly (or unsurprisingly), most of the time (though a lot of it is that I just really like the characters, as Bones, Crusher, and Bashir are my favourites in their respective series).

I love the character of the EMH, but don't find him particularly attractive, per se (sorry Robert Picardo, but I think you're awesome). I don't know who it'd be on Voyager for me--there are several candidates, because, of course, I find many Trek characters attractive.

I think there's a case to be made for Culber, as well.

SNW is a hard call, because that entire cast is ridiculously good looking, but I think I'm somewhat more bi for Ortegas than for M'Benga. I have to stop accidentally sitting behind Melissa Navia at plays before it gets awkward.

But, to judge the attractiveness of the Star Trek doctors for yourself, I present my post of every doctor in a slutty v-neck. Unfortunately, the last time I updated it was in 2019, so before SNW, but if anyone wants to find me a picture of M'Benga in a v-neck I will not be complaining.

EDITED: Never say I didn't give you anything; here's the updated v-neck post now feat. SNW M'Benga

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icewindandboringhorror · 1 year

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... why he sit like this

#in this position his face is extremely 'cartoon cat' shaped.. like the perfectly round cheeks and little #rounded bump of a snout.. big round eyes. etc. stretched over the arm of a chair like a weirdo #cats #It's still Hot Evil Summer time and I have so much to do so am just aimlessly hopping between various projects but not actually #getting anything done. as usual. Also so so so so tired. I almost fell asleep in the middle of the floor like 3 times today lol #Trying to finish some costume photos and also another poll adventure thing. plus I do really want to do a sculpture sometime #I haven't finished one in a while. Hopefully my tiredness is nothing bad.#Maybe I'm anemic again so that's making me tired. Or maybe it's just a Listless phase. not that I'm ever really THAT productive considering #all of the health problems and etc. always holding me back. but still. I'm not usually 'sleep or just stare at a wall literally all day' ty #e unproductive.. at least not for multiple days in a row so. hmm... Sometimes especially in the summer though I will have periods of time #that are listless like that. I am under low level phyiscal stress for months at a time due to summer heat so I guess it makes sense #that would eventually take a toll. I just have SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO DO!!!!! AAUUGhhh #I also came up with a new idea for a game that is so so cool and I wish I could make it but I have to finish the other one first lol #which I will NEVER do. if I spend all day just sleepy unfocused barely able to do anything #I also really need to sell some clothes and sculptures because I'll probably have to buy a new computer soon so I need money. (plus still #recovering the costs of having to euthanize my other cat.. wehh) There's nothing clearly wrong with it right now but it's getting gradually #slower and there's more weird glitches happening randomly and idk.. just weird things that make me think 'hmm... bad.. possibly.'#ANYWAY... I just have so much to do that I both REALLY want or need to do - so it's perpetually frustrating that I just can't for whatever #reason like. Time is always mving forward. every day I waste is a wasted day. The year is already almost half over. I havent finished #any of the projects I wanted to .. and there's only more and more things to do each day. It's overwhelming and stinky #and thats not even considering having to do all of my tasks also with the background noise of economic inequality. everything increasingly #going into an even scarier political direction. active climate change crisis. pandemic that still exists and is insane to act otherwise. et #etc. HOW am I supposed to solo make two whole games . write 3 book series. finish sculptures. do costumes. make outfits. game videos. make #stable network of social connections. do my little side crafts. take care of myself and cats. pay rent. manage health issues. keep a routin #.try to make some sort of money. go to doctors appointments. handle regular maintenance like cleaning and cooking and self care #and buying new plates when old ones break or etc. make sure to do other things like backup my computer data regularly. do shopping lists.#take care of plants. pursue like 6 different academic interests. do the other side side projects I have for fun (like music or carving avoc #ado pits). eat in a healthy way thats okay for my Special Health Issue diet. exercise so i don't die early. etc. etc. etc. AND all while it #82F in my apartment all the time and I have tiny income and also need to move to another country/climate somehow??? lol......#ANYWAY.. ..very frustrated today over my chronic Tired Sleepy.. time for Cat Photos - which cure all of life's ailments lol

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in-a-tall-green-grass · 1 year

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if i were to, hypothetically, write a remusxbartyxregulus college au with unrequited wolfstar but remus accidentally gets caught up with bartylus and chaos ensues would anyone, hypothetically, be interested in such a thing yes or no

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flannelepicurean · 6 months

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EXCUSE ME.

WHAT

THE EVER-LOVING

COCK-FUCKING

TIT-SHITTING

FUCK-SHIT

is WAL-BOG, U.S.A doing putting out

THIS FUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE

when I have

NO GODDAMN MONEY?!?!?!

Seriously, what the fuuuuuckkk?!?!?!

Vegeta front and center??? SAIYAN SQUAD ON THE GODDAMN CENTER STAGE???

They put Raditz on the front of a fuckin haaaaattt, babes!!! ✨💖 😭😭😭💖✨

And...and Nappa...Uncle Nappa's bald-ass head got second-tier top billing before SON GOKU! Wha...???

Piccolo on the side there doin the lord's work with my boi Gohan, and YES, our actual lord & savior Goku is there too, but MY GOOD AND LOVELY LIFE FORMS AND INDESCRIBABLE DENIZENS OF THE VOID, I CANNOT...CANNOT EXPLAIN TO YOU THE SHEER LEVELS OF EMOTION I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW.

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