#live tweeting but it's not twitter

[notozthewizard]

*sighs, opens ao3*

Literally 5 minutes in and they're already a couple of bickering idiots <3

SUPERNATURAL ELEMENTS???

i mean Merlin is obv a fantasy story with magic and dragons but i love mythology and folklore and I wanna see more and done properly

Okokokok the way it's written???? Merlin using magic?? Im- I need a second to compose myself

LEVER LMAO

Oh my god.

OH MY GOD

Well anyway you and this fic are the reasons I won't finish my thesis, just so you know✌️

Now back to reading

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[hayaku14]

this is so fucking on brand LMAO (x)

[bob-belcher]

[updatingranboo]

from ranboo 😭😭

[missamerican-pie]

[dontmean2bepoliticalbut]

[tzthrowbacks]

best of z's digital footprint on twitter

[shorthaltsjester]

if i ever have to see another thought piece on the description of the white picket fence outside of fjord and jester’s place in mighty nein reunited indicating jester’s unhappiness in the relationship i will burn the world to the ground.

a) heteronormativity doesn’t exist in exandria !

b) fjord isn’t your Typical Male Love Interest Guy. if i ever have to read someone say that shit again i’m gonna (correctly) assume they haven’t paid attention at all to campaign 2 and any of fjord’s character arc.

c) perhaps, jester lavorre, woman who was raised on the ideology of romance novels and sexuality as exchange, might just find it uh… not a terrible thing that the white picket fence is falling apart outside since… fjord explicitly does Not feel like those romance novels to her, instead he feels comfortable. the way that a brightly painted but rarely used house might, especially when the couple in question spends most of their time adventuring together… which is an essential part of jester’s motivations throughout the campaign.

d) the reason fjord and jester seem unhappy in the reunion might be because, well, uh, whereas everyone else was getting a “vacation”, jester and fjord’s life together (specifically the fact that Fjord Loves Jester Enough To Risk The World (Momentarily) To Save Her) was the inciting action for an apocalyptic demigod being released - they Were unhappy. who wouldn’t be given those circumstances. jester nearly died, and fjord felt like the god that once saved him had now abandoned him, i am so truly sorry that their romance was not satisfactory for your vision of atypical romance (which, by the way, is literally reinforcing the restrictive romantic tropes you think you’re criticizing, so good job i guess). i would be much, much more concerned if jester and fjord Weren’t clearly dismayed.

e) both fjord and jester are individuals whose entire lives and character are defined by the expectation (both external and internal) that they behave and emote a certain way. that they’re in a relationship with someone who they feel that they can show that they are frustrated with or disagree on the layout of their house with or have different ideas on how to deal with the looming threat of a demigod is incredible. jester and fjord are emblematic of a relationship in which the characters Aren’t meant to be, but they Want to be together and they want to understand and support the other person so they work at it. we wouldn’t have conversations like “you seem disheartened..” “i am very disheartened! you almost died!” if they didn’t take the time and care to communicate with one another.

f) if you want a honeymoon era joyful queer romance, yasha and beau are right there! they are explicitly horny and in love and bright about it! if queerness is your measure of “trope breaking” i am very sorry to tell you that queer people partake in white picket fences, and i’d actually argue that in terms of Lifestyle Metaphor, beauyasha are more adherent to the whitepicket fence, nuclear familyism. this isn’t a detriment to them, just, very literally, beau works a 9-5 where she comes back to her housewife who gardens and cooks dinner and their future includes explicit reference to children. comparatively, fjord wants to address some issues in his past, jester is an artist, and both of them are interested in adventure for the foreseeable future.

g) if you truly think that a single part of laura’s description of the part-time abode of fjord and jester overrides every interaction and choice that both laura and travis make towards fjord and jester caring for each other in a deep and meaningful way that goes beyond the weird fandom constructed Man/Woman characters being portrayed by a married couple i truly, Truly have no idea why you even watch the many hours of content that cr is when you could… play/write your own shit.

[lilithism1848]

[tombstoneswerewaiting]

new fob parallel unlocked

[troythecatfish]

[kiisaes]

hear me out,

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: [trying to do his homework]

JADE: :3 hiiii watcha dooin [paws at his pant leg]

DAVE: my work

JADE: [flops on the floor] weh imm a puppy

DAVE: dude shut the fuck uo

[ifwebefriends]

Emily I feel you bestie…

[updatingranboo]

ranaltboo tweet 😔