#livered

[heedra]

when my local friendgroup hit our late 20's/early 30's we all metamorphosed into ancient romans and/or redwall characters bc now whenever we have 'get togethers' ppl are always bringing over cheeses and crusty breads and cured meats and olives and grapes and ales etc

[snorlaxatives]

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

[homkamiro]

Sillay heavymed commission!! They cookin!!!!!!

[saffitaffi]

I live, slay the princess fandom!

[odddogs]

this is one of the most soulful dogs i’ve ever seen in my lif eoh my god

and his name is enok

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[divorceblogger]

this show rules sorry

[gallusrostromegalus]

Lived through my emergency mouth surgery!

Lightly terrorized the medical staff by cheerfully telling them ketamine is a drug you can literally physically outrun before surgery, then getting up and walking to the front room unassisted way before I should have afterwards.

[ditzybat]

any teenage female hero: oh no, i think i'm starting my period :(

bruce, proud girl dad, procuring a basket of menstrual products and comfort items: i've got this guys.

[couchcouchcouchcouch]

HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES. HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES. HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES. HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES.

[bubblebaath]

liver in the woods

[drulalovescas]

Supernatural was a comedy and Castiel was its biggest comedian.

THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE TOO, CAS. Not just Dean ... 🙄🙄

[cinnamonsikwate]

chilchuck spends the entirety of his daughters' visit hovering suspiciously between them and a certain dwarf. when it's time for the girls to go home and no proposals have been made, he breathes a sigh of relief — awkward coworker x family member romance route narrowly avoided!

a couple weeks later meijack shows back up unannounced, backpack laden with tools and thigh-high boots looking uncharacteristically spiffy. bewildered and betrayed, chilchuck rounds on a clueless senshi, only freezing mid-swear when meijack interrupts to ask after namari's whereabouts.

the last thing he remembers thinking is, "shit, i forgot about the other dwarf!" before promptly blacking out.

[canisalbus]

my wife bathed a Vasco at work the other day :D

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[thoodleoo]

[odddogs]

now this little beast here, now this is just quite the funny animal you have to admit

just a real teddy bear shaped sort of lad, w/ a white tie on

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[shush-you-insolent-fool]

Sunday on Sunday :)

Also yes they’re at a Denny’s… they give off “has-formal-meetings-at-Denny’s” vibe.

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