#lmaoooo I freaking can't

[coffehbeans]

I decided to put my giant characters' heights for comparison, from oldest character to newest character, and I'm laughing my ass off because-

[dazais-guardian-angel]

gotta say that if bram stoker is trying to convince me that Renfield isn't actually future Johnathan from another timeline, then he isn't doing a very good job at it

[idiosyncraticrednebula]

I'm glad the era of comparing any guy with mildly dark hair (sometimes they even scratched that) and a white shirt to Eric is finally over 💀

[theloveinc]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRuwryYn/

Dabi asks you to come hang out with him and then is what he does

(link!)

dabi's the type of guy who does this and then when u ask where you're going, keeps saying "it's right over here" even though you're 2km deep into the forest and it doesn't look like he's stopping anytime soon.

in less menacing circumstances, though: he laughs and explains he's giving u a tour of his house. please just call shigaraki immediately.

(you get home and twice is like, "ah. he gave you the tour, too? got this scar when he took me. it was the mattress."

and you're like DABI????)

[areus-in-a-little-cave]

that post is literally my november 16th

[thisismeracing]

Everything has changed | CL16

Pairing: black!fem!reader (she/her pron.) x charles leclerc

Warnings: curse words, twitter environment, fluffffff, not proofread etc etc. Minors DNI!

Summary: Y/n, a famous singer, drops a song that is more like a letter confessing her feelings, and some fans are convinced it’s about F1 golden boy Charles Leclerc.

a/n: none of the pictures used are mine, they are all from Pinterest and other apps. everything else is made up by me and I do not give permission for it to be published on a different platform. I would appreciate it if those things could be taken into consideration 💛

a/n2: Last imagine I wrote for Charles (Babe) was angsty, so I thought I could do something fluff just because 🫶🏾

my masterlist | my taglist

itsmeyn

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itsmeyn New music coming soon ❣️

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ynsunny I love the whole red thing going on! Can't wait for the song to drop

lovelyn1998 I wonder whose handwriting is this...

⤷ popynyln the crazies do be crazying huh

zendaya ❤️❤️❤️❤️

ynfrance WE ARE READY!!!!

portalyln new album when, queen?

fanuser wake up, mother, theyre creating theories about you on twitter

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc back home 💙

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sainzandrussel rest and get ready ❤️‍🔥 lets go!

lechairles IS THAT A SOFT LAUNCH????

ynandleclerc That’s absolutely a black girl and that is absolutely Yn Yln

⤷ oned1ream AND SHES WEARING HIS SHIRT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

charles1999 where are the pap pics, he must’ve paid them, not possible…

⤷ ynisland if this pic is really her, maybe. She’s able to pull that sometimes

f1hundreds Idc about anything, he looks happy 🥹

popynyln what if the crazies were into something?????

⤷ biebershawn well, at least the fact that charles is with someone they got right eh? hahah

⤷ redmercedes but that last pic is not proof of a relationship, its just a picture

⤷ biebershawn have you ever heard about SOFT launch?

ynportal waiting patiently for her username to pop on the likes… cmon, yn, I dont have all day

itsmeyn

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itsmeyn It feels so good to be home! ❤️

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sunshineyln EXCUSE ME??? Who gave you the right to look this pretty???

delutifosi y’all know where this is right? is yn by any means Monegasque?

⤷ lovelyn1998 what do you think she means by “home”, bestie? 😇😇 the bullies are owning us an apologyyyy

⤷ ynfrance I CANT BELIEVE U GUYS WERE RIGHT OMG hahahaha

ynwinter she thinks she slick, the whole internet already knows, mother

taylorandyn nice soft launch, except some people figured it out weeks ago lol

midnightyn so you’re telling me not only she’s in Monte Carlo with Charles but she’s also with her friends AND wearing his shirt I-….

⤷ antiherobop can you imagine???? they probably already know each other and are really comfortable together, Im so happy if thats the case, Yn deserves a partner that loves all of her pieces and extentions

user10 she is literally glowing

⤷ charles1623 I would too if I were getting d- down by charles effing leclerc

⤷ fan43 LMAOOOO

itsmeyn

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itsmeyn everything has changed

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charlesleyn THEYRE BREAKING THE INTERNET!!!!

sayhello1d Omg can I please find someone who looks at me the way she looks at whoever it is? Like she’s so in love I wanna cry

ynmonaco Now I know because they were not seem each other, one look, one picture, one MOVE and EVERYONE would know they were in love, look at her!!!!!

carlitospain I can’t believe Charles Leclerc catched Yn Yln, its freaking Yn Yln!!!!!

⤷ lekingo16 homeboy has rizz lol

user80 She is so pretty I feel like crying

ynandcharles I feel so single looking at these pictures, its like shes mocking me 😔

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc everything has changed and I am so grateful for it ❤️

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sunshineleclerc he really said fck soft launch huh?

delusitifosi WE TOLD YALL!!!! Now say you guys are sorry!!!!

ynwander The way he is hugging her in all three pictures 😭 yeah Yn looks like you really found home

pierregasly Now can someone other than Yn get those hugs?

⤷ itsmeyn no 👍🏾

⤷ charles_leclerc no 👍🏻

⤷ ynlilly HAHAHAHA I ALREADY LOVE THEM

lewishamilton the best looking couple in the paddock!!! 🤍🤍🤍

⤷ itsmeyn whatever you say is the law, so I believe it, bestie 👑💛

⤷ lovelyn1998 U TELLING ME SHES CLOSE FRIENDS W LEWIS????

user10 I am so angry I did not believe on those twitter girlies 😭

ynfeels I’m so happy seeing her being pampered, she deserves a calm love, I am really happy

itsmeyn I love you 💗

⤷ charles_leclerc I would move the world for you. I love you the most, mon ange

⤷ disneyf1 I feel like Im intruding somehow 🧍🏾‍♀️🧍🏾‍♀️🧍🏾‍♀️ they too cute

schumickey47 Do you guys need a son, a cleaner, or a dog maybe? I can bark etc

⤷ user1 LMFAOOOOOO

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make sure you like and reblog <3 feel free to talk to me as well, my inbox is always open!

I will start a taglist on my posts, to be part of it you just gotta comment/send an ask saying so, and most important: have your age in your profile (I don't interact with minors!). See you guys next story! <3

[i-cant-sing]

Can I have Ghost Dabi haunting reader. Like at first it’s scary then he just becomes this nuisance or acts like a cat. But he’s terribly jealous and freaks when she has another object of affection or attention

Okay but like imagine Ghost Dabi haunting reader, js obsessed with her and this poor girl is just crying out for help, but everytime she tells people she has a ghost in her house, they just laugh at her and gaslight her and this makes her even more upset and now she's in her room, pitifully crying because is she actually Crazy? Is she schizophrenic? And the only one who'd listen to her is Ghost Dabi, whose heart wrenches at the sight of you breaking down like this, so obviously he has to go and haunt everyone who upset you/kill them.

Lmaoooo imagine reader burning up dome herbs or doing some rituals or even just reading some Latin or old language to exorcise "the spirit" outta her house, only for her to be shaking in her boots as Dabi comes up behind her and whispers the correct pronunciation 😭😭😭

As far as dating goes, it doesn't. You're not allowed to date because Dabi is jealous bby, and anytime you bring someone over, whether you're looking or not, Dabi will materialise outta thin air in the dark and SMACK YOUR DATE ACROSS THE FACE (so hard, it actually leaves a mark and the s/o is permanently traumatised).

But this can also go in the direction that Dabi isn't actually a ghost, he's just pretending to be one and has been living in your home, hidden in the shadows. I mean he's a crazy man.

So NOW you basically have no one else to rely on or even leave your house because Ghost/home invader Dabi has decided that you're his, he's isolated you very efficiently and he's also much stronger than you so you can't really push past him or break through his grip when he wraps his arms around you and lifts you up like a kitten.

[mommahughes19-23]

CUP CHAMPS BABBBBBYYYY- M.T

@tori.tot : as you can see all 6 of the fans I was with tonight (4 of which were tkachuks) are very proud of my baby and his team!! (matthew never needed his mouth guard to kiss me) 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

tagged : @taryntkachuk @chantel_tkachuk @bradytkachuk @Matthew_tkachuk @flapanthers

location : sunrise baby

matthew_tkachuk : thank you baby!!!!! I couldn't have done it with out your constant love and support!!!!💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

bradytkachuk : why do you look like youre going to a sens game instead of a panthers game ? 😡

↪ tori.tot : idk why did you dress for a casual walk around the neighborhood? dont even try me Braden 🖕🏻

taryntkachuk : you are the cutest omg!!!! 💖🫦

flapanthers : STANLEY CUP CHAMPS 2024!!!!

daynamastro : we need to plan a celebration!!!

gustavforsling : is he licking the glass???🙀

↪ tori.tot : uhhhhh good question , I try not to pay attention to those lil matty quirks ...🤓

chantel_tkachuk : My love!! Thank you for joining us to cheer on Matty! Can't wait for you guys to come home for off season to celebrate!🥰🥰🥰🥰

ryanlomberg : MATTHEW BOY LETS GOOOOOOOOO 😋😋😋😋

↪ matthew_tkachuk : lombyyyyyy baby we fuckin did that!

lundell_anton : can you believe it!!! FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY BABYYYY😜😜😜😜😜😜

carterverhaeghe : 2-1 = best championship final score🐀🐀🐀💅💅💅

sbennet_93 : GOOOOOOO CATS 😻😻😻😻😻😻GOOOOOOOOO

barkovsasha : Happy Cappy!! Lil man was so tired but cant wait to celebrate for real with you guys!🫶🏻🫡

evanr17 : 2024 FINAL CUP CHAMPS YALLLLLL

emiliekulikova : You LOOKED STUNNING MOMMM BEAR!!!😘😘😘

samsonreinhart : all 6 of ya were loud as heck! Thanks for coming and cheering us on !

vt9191 : blessed

marissalomberg : FANTASTIC NIGHT WITH FANTASTIC PEOPLE!!! cant wait to do it all over again next season!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

slorentz16 : oop we did that nbd

nickcousins27 : lets go lets go lets go lets goooooooooooooooooooooo

alligadjovich : omg, giving birth and then hauling ass to see this with 2 newborns was so worth it! thank you for your help btw 🥳😘🥰😍

↪ tori.tot : AHHHHHHHH the twins are adorable my love!! Cant wait to spend more time with you!

mackie.samo : sad I couldn't be there for this boys!

ryiann : SO SO SO SO SO PROUD OF THE BOYS!!! Come over asap to celebrate please!!!!!!!!!!!☺️☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰🥰🥰

nikomikk : really thought if anyone would drop the cup it would be Chucky lmaoooo

tarasenko.yana : 🫸🏻SERVED🫷🏻 US A LOOK BABYYY

montour : our fans are truly the best, then there's u

↪ tori.tot : refrain from ever speaking me or my fiancé again thanks pookie

ninaacousins : OMG OMG OMG OMG did you see the pics of you and Matthew with the cup!!!!! So cute

↪ tori.tot : no?? who do I contact to retrieve these

↪ ninaacousins : Ill have nick send them to matty!

↪ tori.tot : you know if those get sent to Matthew Ill never see them! just send them to me when you can !

eetuluostarinen : gang gang

aaronekblad5 : what a freaking night. cant wait for round 2

tiiiatuomola : ignore my husband, I think hes in shock and can only use small words at the moment

danielaforsling : STUNNNNNNNNNNNING

kevinstenlund : thanks for falling on the ice .. that was funny af

bcoles25 : miss ya and matty! congrats to you both!!!!

jessjewell : dinner was amazing! lets do it again soon!!

emmasulonen : MY STUNNING BEST FRIENDDDDD

*PLEASE READ XOXOXOXOXOX (I know its long but its important)*

A.N :

HIIIIII, FIRST OFF LSFG CONGRATS TO MY BABIES FOR THEIR HARD WORK AND DEDICATION AND WIN!!!!

I couldn't find anything on Barkov's significant other even tho I know hes got a kid.... if anyone has tea on that share please and thanks.

Find here a list of who tf is who :)

(for lack of better words these are whose spouse/gf is whose)

jessjewell = Sam Reinhart (my other set of parents)

danielaforsling = Gustav Forsling

ninacousins = Nick Cousins

tarasenko.yana = Vladamir Tarasenko

alligadjovich = Jonah Gadjovich

ryiann = Brandon Montour (MY PARENTS FR FR)

marissalomberg = Ryan Lomberg

emiliekulikova = Dimitri Kulikov

daynamastro = Aaron Ekblad

tiiatuomola = Eetu Luostarinen

emmasulonen = Niko Mikkola

tagged : @skylershines @noahkahansorangejuice @quinnylouhughesx43

[royngtt]

dhmis show stands for...!!!

D- Darkly and Edge-alicious H- homoesexual M- my little freaks in the break room I- images like a painting S- See that little crack in the wall? The one you've been ignoring for quite some time? Better get to fixing it soon... those rats aren't gonna stay put for much longer. They'll scratch at the walls, floors, screaming to get out, voices echoing throughout the house. Their entertainment can't distract them for much longer. You've left them blind and begging for an escape, wishing they knew an exit, wishing they knew what an exit was. They refuse to rely on you anymore. You can't ignore their pleas, their rebellion. You never wanted to satisfy them in the first place, you can't lie to yourself any longer. You have learned nothing, as usual. It wasn't the rats who made the crack in the wall, was it?

Show- show me la tatas lollll lmaoooo

[junkiepunkie]

everyone knows snape is a creep and a villain what drug are you fucking on. anyone with fucking reading comprehension knows that the marauders were not "bullies" also because the text makes it so clear it was a twosided rivalry and snape deserved what he got...

there's also no evidence that Fascist Regulus ever renounced his bigotry just because he didn't want to Voldemort to be immortal.

and bringing up draco?? real marauders fans don't like that creep either lmaoooo

nobody's forcing you to be in the fandom if you hate the source material. it's sooo easy to hate the author without twisting lovable anti-fascist characters into something repulsive that is beyond recognition.

lily and james (who obviously only loved each other) died to defeat everything that Regulus stood for. you are a disgusting piece of shit for glorifying fascist characters and shipping james with a filthy bigoted waste of ink just because you can't fathom the idea of a female character being loved.

find a different fandom to ruin. you freaks are so fucking nauseating.

”you can’t fathom the idea of a female character being loved”

ah yes, that must be it. Because no other Lily ships exist. There’s absolutely no such thing as lesbian ships. You’ve got me officer! I (afab genderfluid) hate women being loved! That’s my sin!

don’t be fucking idiotic. I think it’s fun to explore how character who betrayed Voldemort might have actually been a good person with a complex backstory who was forced into terrible things by a heavily abusive family. That’s all. I also read Jily fics reguluarly. I find them to be a super fun pairing. However, I have the capacity to like more than one thing at a time because I’m human. Funny how that works isn’t it?

[s1urpjuic3]

Hi guys, it's me again, here to give my 2 cents on a another fandom.

Now, I felt the need to do this because as I pleasantly scroll through some Jarley content, I see 'Shipping a toxic couple is gross' 'Jarley is weird' 'Their not even together anymore' (If I could find the original post, I would so tag whoever made it because TODAY I CHOOSE VIOLENCE'

This literally might be my first ever (Omg they're so cute together as a kid. THis is my childhood right here. Jarley. Now, I respect and love her and Ivy as much as the next, but as a child, I didn't see the toxicity and the violence of Jarley, all I saw was my favorite cartoon villians, and it's just carried along to who I am now.

The main flaw about this is that THIS. IS. FICTION. Not even like, Game of Thrones or King of the Hill fiction. THIS SHIT WAS ORIGINALLY MEANT FOR FUCKING KIDS! Mf an 8 year old don't gaf abt or know about no abuse and shit. (Unless they come from that type of household, in which cases I completely respect that) Like, it's no reason that people should be this pressed over CHARACTERS that you literally can write them to act different. The writers of DC comics decided that 'Hey, this is how we want Joker, and he's never gonna change or treat Harley right' They could just as easily wrote it another way, henceforth, fanfic writers writing it a different way.

It's not about them being toxic it's about them matching each others' freaks. Everyone acts like Harley isn't fucking insane either like be so fr. She was gonna break eventually either way. The freakyness is rooted deep down inside her fr fr.

I personally/secretly wish their relationship was more like Cleo and Deuce from Monster High (Yes, I'm comparing them to someone again, I can't think of anyone else rn) Where; Yes, the Joker is mainly still and evil shitty Batman-obsessive weirdo, but he was always nice to Harley, and Harley was just like "Radical dude" (Lmaoooo) But in all seriousness, a plot where they both mutual respect each other, make realistic mistakes and hurt each other, but work it out in the end would have been great.

But I love the fact that the writers touched on the topic of abuse. I feel like not enough comics/media or anybody really talks about things women go through, or they romanticize it. I don't think anyone who ships Jarley wants to take away from what she went through. You can love them together and still not like what The Joker did to her. These feelings don't have to be mutually exclusive.

Anyways, this is too long again. Love y'all open minded Jivey fans. To the rest of y'all though? Eat dick and ☠️

(Side note: I reblogged a post on my page that talked about fans making Poison Ivy a one-dimentional character by making her entire personallity about Harley so HA SUCK ON THAT)

[thatonespriteobsessedbitch]

TBB S3 Episodes 4+5 thoughts

ngl I had a good bit spoiled for me bc I forgot to block the spoilers tag 🤦🏻‍♀️

A Different Approach

genuinely so happy that my man is back

his voice is a little weird tho ngl

yk when the ship is sparking like that on the inside, I don't think you should be flying it

I love batcher so much

they are 100% going to be going back for the other prisoners by the end of the season, I'm calling it

not sure if I feel bad for Nala se or not

fuck hemlock fr

yeah what's up with Omega's blood sample

creepy ass city

crosshair is seriously wondering what he's gotten himself into lmaoooo

his voice is back to normal thank god lol

so fucking funny watching this 10yo try and barter with the spaceport person

FIFTEEN THOUSAND?!?!?!

PER TICKET?!?!

omg crosshair is hilarious, he's missed all of Omega's normal hijinks and he's so fucking confused

is that Bossk???

def not bossk

not the troopers

oh fuck

crosshair is freaking out back there

crosshair called Meg's dad count: 1

this captain has me stressing

fuck you

love that crosshair was about to fight a man for her

fuck not batcher

oh just punch the kid already

dad crosshair is so hot oml

babes freeing all the animals will get you caught so fast

just shoot the captain already

that "finally" did things to me 😶‍🌫️

oh omega you badass

IS THAT A FUCKING SARLACC????

I mean that's one way to deal with the captain but damn

where are they???

WRECKER!!!!!

and hunter.

I really don't like hunter tbh

"never stopped searching" but you were so willing to leave crosshair

ugh the camera angles 😫

The Return

she has Lula!!!

omg pabu is so pretty

genuinely why does crosshair, a clone of a man played by a Māori actor, whiter than I am

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP HUNTER HE HAS TRAUMA, HES HEALING, LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE

ECHO!!!

omg AZI you don't tell him his accuracy was 53% 🤣🤣🤣

does crosshair know tech is gone??

nvm he's gotta know with that reaction after echo mentions him

all of them look so pretty in the sunset

wrecker gave him his armour back 😭😭😭

HE BROUGHT THEM TO THE OUTPOST?!?!

the sound I made at crosshair in his old armour is ungodly

lay off him hunter

did batcher just find maydays body???

batchers efficient I'll give her that

not the helmets 😭😭😭😭

watch as those sensors actually did something other than warn about the raiders

I actually hate hunter

call him out babe

WHAT THE JESUS CHRIST WAS THAT

echo is eldest daughter-ing rn

BATCHER NO STAY INSIDE

can't believe the sensors actually worked

"and I don't even see any blood this time!" true sibling behavior

also the look on Omega's face as he says that 🤣🤣

I love the ice vulture symbolism with crosshair so much

[lazareneblessing]

bursts in with two extra large iced coffees. you should tell us more about aiden 🤲🫶

OMG HIIII TEHEHE TWIRLS HAIR. so. aiden infodump!!

legal name aiden december, he's a galliard who ended up joining the hart wardens. he's kind of scrawny and doesn't have all that much going for him except for his strangely powerful personality. got that deer in the headlights swag. he has been plagued by strange visions since birth so he was a very peculiar and off-putting child and his parents did NOT wanna put up with his ass. so he fell in with a bad crowd of equally peculiar and off-putting fellas and started dealing to be financially independent and get the fuck away from home but oops he started Abusing Substances. all that earned him a stay at juvie after which clay first contacted him. at that point he has been homeless/no contact with his parents for like 2 years and clay taunted him into confronting them during which his first change happened and his parents ended up splattered all over the house. RIP! very sad. either way he joined the beaver pack and all he got from that was going clean so like, good for him? but scraper and clay were awful and nasty to him as they are, and he kind of just took it because he believed he owed them. tapping into his spiritual side with black tarn was a big big big step for him, it meant so much to learn that he's not literally insane and that all of this is Real. he may not be a theurge but he has a very strong intuition and could tap into the umbra even before learning the proper rites tehehe.

so that's for pre-book backstory ig? personality-wise as i mentioned he is very much spiritual, he respects the spirits and believes in garou's mission of balancing the two realities they exist in. despite that he has a lot of faith in humanity and does remarkably well in social settings - he works at byzance as a barista :3 and just in general he is pretty extroverted. and he cares about everyone so so much... he is such a pack hypeman like he has a way with words and enough conviction behind them to get the gang GOING !! he is however rather timid and lowkey most of the time. he's hella patient and not quick to anger at all - he represses his rage a lot because he's a control freak and doesn't want a repeat of what happened during his first change. he's super perceptive and has a keen eye for details, especially stuff that other people might overlook, which makes him a great investigator - but also pisses off stormcat because he keeps asking her questions about the damnest things LMAOOOO. when he can't rely on his personality, he generally uses his wits to get out of bad situations. because his physical stats are shit. all he has going on there is his decent knife-throwing.

when it comes to relationships :333 he's close to his whole pack tbh but there's a lot of different dynamics happening so let me get into it a bit.

so starting off strong with elton he's the love of his life <3 aiden was SO suspicious of how much kindness elton was showing him at first, thinking that since he's a shadow lord he has some ulterior motives, but very quickly he realised that elton is just a big big nerdy softie LOL. they became quick friends during the month long lockdown daphne put them under, between investigating together, getting burritos and just hanging out reading and exchanging notes on each other's books at elton's flat. they have a very similiar dry humor and a shared interest in spirituality and occult, both garou and human, AND generally they employ similiar methods in dealing with various problems so that also created a lot of mutual understanding between them. aiden is way more considerate of humanity though, so they do balance each other in that regard. like idk aiden looks up to him so much and thinks he's so cool but also sweet <3 and he brought so much life into elton's life. and then they started kissing with tongue and calling each other mate romantically. like bros do. idk theres so much about them....

nin and aiden the breadwinners of the pack... i don't have as many elaborate thoughts here because aiden just loves nin so much they were also very quick friends, like they're fully understanding of each other's quirks and hang out a lot. probably play video games together because aiden is canonically a gamer. they hang out and maintain the woods a lot together it's a fun time :3

melodie genuinely intimidated aiden at first quite a lot despite the fact that he was the one to rescue her from a pumpkin cult, like she just has that aura about her. they quickly bonded because aiden was super inquisitive about the three families, harmonie and all the stuff the broad brook caern was up to. melodie thinks his cooking is terrible but she will still turn up unannounced at his cabin to steal it

podge and aiden are literally girl so confusing coded. there's a lot there. i think a lot of it comes from how podge is just very proactive in everything he does and like jumps into insane shenenigans no thoughts just full on ballistic and aiden is like uhm maybe we should actually consider our options here maybe we should try the stealthy route maybe we should consult the spirits first... like on a principle he agrees with podge on a LOT of things like hell yeah lets kill this fucking ceo however maybe lets not just bomb the whole building because there will be way too much collateral damage and also we do not need cops on our ass we gotta be SMART about it. podge disagrees. they really should work it out on a remix. because they do vibe they're like both more silly than serious :3 and they also care about humanity :3 and theyre roommates… ohmy god they were roommates. but they dont smooch bcuz aiden is down horrendously

uhhh gosh that's about it? if you have any more specific questions abt him :3 pls do ask he's my pookie ultimate recently

[altschmerzes]

Are you doing a cross stich in the cat picture? You cross stitch?!? Gav are you a wizard?!? You study! and write like a freaking professional and you can cross stitch?!? Is there anything you can't do?? Talented king 🙏

yes!!! i have saved this for a while so that i could add a progress pic of the project i was working on in that picture which i am STILL working on lmaoooo thank you for your lovely words you are too kind to me :')

this is a project that i've been working on for so long that i started it as a gift for my fiancee Before We Got Engaged and we are gonna be married in a couple of months lmaoooo. it is 28 count aida and i didn't have anything resembling a pattern. i modified some font pattern stuff for the size of my fabric through trial and error and just kinda vibed out the rest.

[onismdaydream]

I just finished reading Hands To Yourself and I’m having THOUGHTS!!! OH MY GODDDDD!!!!!

This is NOT a request I just wanted to share <3

Okay okay so imagine if she FULLY matches his freak. Turns out she’s just as perverted as he is, sleeping in his bed when he’s out of town, grinding up on his pillow, stealing his clothes and hiding them in her bed to smell them when she’s getting herself off to the thought of him.

He’s been so UNAWARE and when she turns around and really sees him after what he just did she LOSES IT, not giving him a second to breathe as she’s yanking him out of shower, leaving trails of water and puddles on the tile of the bathroom into the hallway as she’s struggling to even make it to the closest bedroom.

She ends up just pushing him against the wall in the hallway, grabbing him by the back of the neck and shoving her tongue into his mouth kissing him while she scrapes her nails down his chest. He’s grabbing her by the hips to grind up against her and ends up walking her towards the wall on the opposite side of the hall, their teeth clacking together and they’re both nearly fighting for dominance over each other.

They’re both just on the verge of eating each other alive <3

Sorrysorrysorrysorry I just REALLY liked your fic!!! Also comparing this to the last ask I sent you is JARRING asamakajkaj glad you’re feeling better btw!!!

im glad you enjoyed the fic!!!! i had a lot of fun writing it hehe (and thank you again for the well wishes!! youre so sweet!!)

and i LOVE freak4freak relationships, theyre so good. i didn't wanna focus too much on what was going on in reader's head, but they are also pervy in my mind!! you were just ust kinda taken very off guard and didn't think it would happen but you definitely enjoyed what yuji did :3

but YESSS you're dragging his ass to the nearest bedroom and finally getting her hands on his cock 🙏 i love the idea that they can't even get anywhere because they just end up fucking wherever they are, always too wrapped up in each other to finish walking lmaoooo

i think after there's like.. this set up of a relationship, you use yuji's pillow to grind on and get yourself off and leave it smelling like you if you're gone for the night. and yuji loves shoving his face into the fabric and being surrounded by the scent of you and he swears he can taste you if he bites the pillow...

[songmingisthighs]

what about dad!mingi or dad!yunho getting in an heated argument with pregnant!reader because of the children? the escalation in so quick that reader starts to have painful contractions and may go into labour.

ooooh i can get in on this

just to be clear, i'm not open to requests but if anything entices me, I'll try to make something

but tbh I got an idea after reading this. Wooyoung and his daughter trying to induce labour on his wife who's 3 days PAST due date by conducting a bunch of experiments lmaoooo

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[17.35] yunho × pregnant!reader

"You're not listening to me!" Yunho exclaimed as he muss up his hair out of frustration.

"I am! I so fucking am Yunho!" you replied, equally loud as he. Yunho exhaled sharply as he rubbed at his face harshly, "No, you're not because if you are, you'd stay put and stay rested!," he pointed out.

You had just gotten back from grocery shopping and once Yunho saw how sweaty and out of breath you are, he immediately went straight into panic mode. It wasn't that big of a deal. You couldn't wait until he comes back home to accompany you and you simply don't want to have to worry about Yunho forgetting what you need. So you simply went by yourself. On the bus. While pregnant with twins. And disregarding doctor's orders to stay in and rest because twin pregnancies are very tricky, a lot of things could happen in such a short span of time.

But what do doctors know? They tend to be wrong.

With his arms crossed in front of his chest, Yunho stared at you in disbelief, "You're due in two weeks and you know what the doctors said. Twins tend to come early and with your pregnancy being high risk, it's not stupid to fear that you might give birth in the cereal aisle of a grocery store," he scolded. You rolled your eyes before plopping onto the couch to give your feet some rest they really need. "You think I'm not aware of that? But I'm not reckless, okay? I know my limits and let's be honest here, the doctors said I need bed REST not bed CONFINEMENT," you scoffed. Yunho raised an eyebrow at you, "Really? Sex jokes??" "It wasn't a sex joke! You're just dirty-minded!" "Well, I'm sorry for having pent-up sexual frustration! I haven't had sex in four months and it's driving me crazy! It's bad enough I had to hold myself back, but with your boobs grown much bigger things have been much, MUCH more difficult!" he groaned.

Hearing him made you confused. Your eyebrows furrowed and your arms crossed in front of your chest, mirroring him, "Excuse me? No one told you to not have sex with me. I'm pregnant with children, Yunho, not a freaking bomb," you pointed out at him. "I know that! But the doctors told me to be careful and I just can't help but worry that I might hurt the babies!" he confessed. Yunho had been holding onto his fear for a while, he had never told you how much he blamed himself for putting so much burden on you and your body. But the frustration, anxiety, and fear messed with his brain to the point that he couldn't think clearly.

You both were silent for a moment, letting both of your words sink into each other's brains. Yunho broke the silence first with a chuckle, catching your attention. "You know, this is so you. You don't seem too worried about having babies. BABIES, (y/n), two at the same time! We have a LOT to worry about and you don't seem to be as concerned as me! Like when I started babyproofing our home, you told me I'm months too early to do it," Yunho couldn't help but let his fears out now. He opened the gate, he's gonna let anything out.

"Okay, first of all, you started babyproofing THE MOMENT we found out I was pregnant. Our babies still looked like tadpoles when you went all crazy," you huffed. Yunho glared at you with his left eye twitching, "Don't just call them babies, call them by their names," he said which made you roll your eyes, "Yeah, yeah, Yujin and Yeeun, whatever. But don't you see? It's not that I was too lax or anything, you're just too uptight! You worry about things you shouldn't even worry about yet! And for fuck's sake, Yunho we're having babies and not performing brain surgery. Babies are easy! You feed them, burp them, change their diapers, and rock them to sleep, it's not rocket science!" you were talking so fast, your brain barely caught onto the words your mouth let slip.

Due to talking so fast, you felt yourself getting a little out of breath again. You had to do your breathing exercises just to calm the two babies in you who had started to become agitated. "Look," you started once you calmed down slightly, "I'm not worried because I know we got this, okay? We've babysat Juri and Junhyung when Hongjoong was busy, we've taken care of a sick Sungchan when Seonghwa was stuck in his schedule, and for the love of god, we've taken care of drunk San, Mingi, and Wooyoung enough to be prepared for 4 am feedings and fussy babies," you pointed out, listing the things you've both done together to calm Yunho down. "So whatever this is," you motioned his whole body with your hand to make a point, "Is not about me and my parental instincts or whatever it is you're accusing me of. So you're gonna help me up so I can storm away to the toilet because these babies have your big heads and they're pressing onto my bladder," you said as you reached your hands out for him to help pull you up.

With a roll of his eyes, Yunho helped pull you up to your feet. He might be frustrated at you, but he's not cruel. He carefully took your arms in his and slowly pulled you to your feet. He couldn't say anything before you had walked (waddled) away.

"Where are you going?" Yunho asked. You cringed as you felt pressure in your stomach. Without turning around, you answered him, "To see a man about a horse," you spat. Unsure, Yunho stared at your retreating figure in confusion, "What?" he asked. You exhaled sharply and stopped in your steps to turn and look at him halfway, "I need to make my bladder gladder, Yunho. I told you I need to pee."

Just as you were about to take a step forward, a sharp pain pierced your stomach and you crumbled to the floor in pain.

Seeing this, Yunho's eyes widened and he immediately dove to your side. "(y/n)!" he exclaimed, hands shooting forward to support your head and stomach. He situated you to lay down on the floor with your head supported by his arm.

The shooting pain in your stomach had become unbearable and you were clearly in distress. "I- it hurts Yunho, i-it- oh, go-d," you winced. You were shaking your head, trying to shake the pain away but it was no use, the pain had become sharper and as the intensity increased, so does your worry. Thankfully, Yunho was quick on his feet and he called an ambulance to take you to the hospital.

As you both stayed in that position, you cradled in his arms and him holding you tightly while looking at each other, you both wordlessly came into an understanding that nothing else mattered at that moment. Suddenly, seeing you in pain after arguing in him trumped all of Yunho's other anxiety. He couldn't even remember what made him so frustrated with you in the first place. All that mattered now is that he's going to do anything and everything to make sure you and his babies are safe and sound.

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