#loki engaged

[lokimobius]

LOKI - S01E02 “The Variant” / S02E01 “Ouroboros”

[homosexual-work-account]

For all that I shit on Marvel for their terrible writing, their strong suit always has been character dynamics because why do I still stay up at night thinking about Natasha and Clint almost seven years later. I'm going to kill myself.

[lokijiro]

Odin remembering Loki as the more difficult baby and Thor as the easier baby.

Frigga remembering Thor as the more difficult baby and Loki as the easier baby.

[lokiinmediasideblog]

I do keep getting annoyed by takes I see for that new movie with my poor massacred blorbo.

Not to say people are not allowed to have takes or ships I disagree with. They're allowed. The takes are just so ship-brained in general, and they're everywhere and it's starting to piss me off a bit. Loki is an interesting character in his own right.

I just want to yell that sacrificing yourself for someone is not inherently out of romantic feelings. This is giving, "There's no platonic explanation" vibes when there are many. And that's why I am slightly annoyed.

And here's the thing, I will not spare an ounce of good faith to an evil corporation that likes to use my fave to string us along. I will side-eye anyone paying money to see the latest piece of American military propaganda.

There is no good coming out of having faith in the MCU.

[backpackingspace]

Do you guys ever stumbled across writing that's sooo good it gets you to read things you swore you'd never read?

Anyway this odysseus/poseidon fic is amazing

https://archiveofourown.org/series/4756909

[imzsuzsis-blog]

"First, first!!!! even twice!!!! You're listening to Bankai!!!!"

"I saw, don't scream Lando."

"Sorry, sorry, but, but this is a big deal after last time."

I giggled and took a sip of his drink.

"Do you drink beer?"

"Of course it rains well even in this weather."

I looked at his face.

"You're not..."

"Pregnant? Yes, I'm pregnant with twins from Ollie.”

I smelled it in the air.

"Did you smoke? again?!?! Disgusting!!!"

"You're acting like a bitch."

,,Girl??? Bankai, I'm not a girl. My pregnancy just slipped in, it wasn't planned that I would suddenly have two daughters."

I sat down next to him, my belly was a little harder than Kellete's, but I could handle it, and today I had a couple of minor pains, I must have rubbed the girls inside.

"Ugh, it's going to be a fight..."

"MR Norris calm down, it will take a long time."

Then the guy got up in front of me and left, but before that he caressed my back and belly.

,, Braxton Hicks contractions are your problem. If it thickens…”

He pressed a piece of paper into my palm with his number and address on it.

,,Who was?"

"My guardian angel... But he was a private gynecologist and obstetrician, I don't know him."

I stood up and followed.

,,Oh again... Fuck you... Wasn't the Paddock in Barcelona enough? Dock?”

I started whimpering as he pushed me into the Tardis.

"Lando, what are you whining about?"

“This is an island of calm.”

"Don't believe him!!!! He just jerked me around... This guy is a hyperactive crazy person!!!!"

"Oscar, You? Max? So what? What are you doing here? Okay, I'm here of my own free will, but you?"

I went close to them and Oscar and I had quite a kiss, much to Max's shock.

,,Lando, but you didn't go on a date with Loki and you were engaged... Not this..."

We saw that the Doctor was standing behind us with a breezy smile.

"I was wondering if the couple remembered each other."

Max almost beat him to the punch in anger, but rather….

"I'm going to do it again soon, for the twentieth time, because of you, I'm a bastard!!!!"

"Do you have a problem with the grass?"

A young guy named Max Fewtrell has been fighting with me since we landed.

"Yes, it is... I'm allergic to this ragweed, and I even have hay fever!!!!"

He was floundering and everything was wrong, but he would have gone back if Oscar Piastri and I hadn't kicked him out of the Tardis. He's a smart, decent Australian boy with a crush who is very much in love with two people. Lando and a girl named Lily. I don't think I can say according to the Tardis, but one of them will be badly damaged, and even a few more.

"Doctor."

,,Yes?"

"Who will be my partner in the end?"

"I can't say that, good boy."

,,I see, thank you."

He walked up to Lando and hugged him from behind, they were cute and a real couple. Tears welled up in him eyes when they started kissing again.

. "Doctor, we could go, I can't stand it." "Sorry, sorry, I installed the Tardis, you know it's thousands of years old and it often breaks down."

,,Yo-yo."

I lied to him and handed him a screwdriver, to which he grimaced…

,,Lando!!!!!!!!! Awakening!!!!!!”

"I'm coming, please don't scream."

I yawned a lot sitting in the fromula 1 car.

"Yes, you're pregnant, but you don't have to openly announce it."

"Are you drawn?"

I got out of the car and rather angrily went back and sat down somewhere and left again...

"Lando, wake me up... You are our hen that lays the golden egg, hello."

"Zak, please don't. I'm really tired, sorry.”

I said it in a very tired voice and leaned on his shoulder, snoring and sleeping further.

"The problem here is not that you are tired, but that you should give interviews."

"It doesn't bother me, a good night's sleep would be good."

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Realy:

Lando turned over in bed again and threw the covers off him again and screamed in an incomprehensible voice over and over again. I started caressing his back, but he didn't calm down and kept kicking me.

"My dear, it's okay."

I started to kiss his forehead when he got up and hugged me with tears in his eyes.

"I read it, if it calms you, the dreams will start now."

We looked at each other in silence after that. After that, Lando burst into sobs, yes, on Tuesday, a psychologist told him that he has pregnancy depression, that's why he's like this.

"Come on, let's solve this together."

,,No no no!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He starts spinning again in my hands, like a few days ago between my little ones and Ollie, we could barely hold him.

"I'm telling you there is a solution."

"No!!!!"

He left and I only heard the slamming of the bathroom door, I went after him so he wouldn't do something stupid. They said that they have a pill, if you swallow it, it could end up being anything, take care of it. I went in and just as he was about to take the pill, I tore it out of his fist and flushed it down the toilet.

"No, okay, It's silly, I love you, but don't."

"I'm not stupid!!!!"

,,I know. I didn't say that, but that it was stupid."

I am embraced by Lando, who is writhing in hysterics, who is just screaming something.

"Let's lie down, you're very tired."

I caressed his hair, but he was still hysterical, I knew it was difficult with an autistic person, especially when he was tired. I try to calm him down as his parents and Oliver said, but it's very difficult, he's getting hysterical from the fatigue. We are very well, the mother is right here in our room.

"Sorry..."

I asked.

"But I can't stand Lando, he's very tired and increasingly irritable."

"Are you Leah?" Come..."

He went over to her and sucked not only one finger, but two, then slowly crawled back into the bed. The mother started to tell him a story, which I also gladly listened to, until the end...

[gladiatorcunt]

loki

[worstloki]

Thor sweating as he tries to get Odin off him about marriage to Lady Sif: I--I already have a woman I intend to marry!!!!! Thor: [covers mouth in regret] Odin: Oh? And who might it be? Thor: [muffled] an... elf? Odin, narrowing his eyes: ...an elf. Thor: she's from another realm, you wouldn't know her!

[punch-love]

Also "sit stay heel" 👀

This is the summary I have typed for it in the document.

Loki reflects on the pet allegations. Mobius also reflects on the pet allegations.

I just really want to write porn + character study on the fact that Loki never once refutes the pet allegations (or Mobius for that matter)

[gabriels-golden-kazoo]

Messed up the batter for the brownies that I need for my mum’s wedding and when I said I pray to god this turns out okay my brother pointed out that I don’t believe in god. In the end we agreed to pray to Loki.

[musclesandhammering]

Friendly reminder that there’s only one multiverse in the mcu. It covers everything- Marvel, Sony, Fox, etc. Those are all universes inside the multiverse… of which there is only one :) :)

[kkintsugi]

Can we please stop saying the Loki show is queerbaiting? Two men having a close relationship ≠ queerbaiting. It has been made VERY clear what the endgame couple will be from the start and yet I still foresee people whining and turning on the show when it doesn't go their way in the end.

[msue0027]

Why couldn’t I get into something normal, or at least something with consistent canon? Now I am digging into depths of Whoniverse (and we all know the canon doesn’t exist (it is what you want it to be (a bit like Schrödinger’s canon: it both exists and does not, and a bit like a Young Experiment, different when observed, and in 3 places at the same time))); and I am studying Arthurian legends – where every source gives you different facts. And I’m trying to make sense out of it. And create for those universes. It’s fun. And the greatest torture.

[lightneverfades]

Loki: Season 2 - Score - "Burden of Wisdom"

Composed by Natalie Holt Performed by Erik Rydvall

[lokiinmediasideblog]

Can I say that I tend to get annoyed by how some parts of this fandom turns up their noses at darker portrayals of family dynamics as anti-intellectual?

I also find it ANNOYING when someone posts a whumpy Loki HC, and someone chimes in to give some "nuance." Like fuck off. We want whump over here! Don't try to smooth it out by bringing some unrelated bullshit to soften it up and make it cute and cozy about Loki and Mama Frigga or decent dad Odin. READ THE FUCKING ROOM!

[imzsuzsis-blog]

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Dream ( Lando)

“Loki? Hello?"

I was in some white place, a blanket on me, I couldn't move.

“Someone? Hello? Where am I?"

I stroked my belly.

"Where are my twins?"

I cried because there was a fresh scar there.

"Hey, new mom, or should I say it quietly to dad, if you could take a break. I just gave birth, just like you, even though you're a star, even you just gave birth. So stop whining please. Us average people know from the news that they broke up with this certain Loki back in July. After that, she tried unsuccessfully with even more boys of him age because they all said that a boy can't be pregnant."

I craned my neck back, my cell phone nowhere, to look at this nonsense on the internet. Because we definitely didn't break up, I love him.

"Lando Norris, I brought some people."

"Leah, Penelope."

I took them trembling, then I realized that it was really over with Loki, I was left alone with two babies. I looked at them, they are really a mixture of Ollie and myself, they are so beautiful.

"My beauties, my God. It's a pity that the abbots aren't here either, we're breaking up with the foster abbots. Because of a grudge.”

With tears in my eyes, I started to kiss them, and I didn't want to let them go.

"But you have to, dear."

Mother sat down next to me and stroked my hair and I shook my head.

"If I've done it all the way up to now, I can do it all the way now. I am already an adult, a twenty-five year old adult. I won't give them away forever. They are my daughters and I can raise them, their room is waiting for them."

"I know, but you gave up Formula 1 because of them. You even moved from Monaco to avoid the news about you and them. Now what?"

She stroked them too, not just me.

"I will finish my medical degree and fulfill my dream."

"Lando, it's not your dream, it's your father's, it's only you who lived it, that's why you're going to the doctor's office now by mail. You don't belong there, you could become a very good actor, maybe a singer, you are talented in these. Remember the casting of the Avengers, when your friend Tom called you... How would you not like to try what you would really be like in his place, as Spider-Man. How clever you were, you wove webs, climbed walls and jumped everywhere and enjoyed it.”

Mother smiled at me, I just shook my head, I knew where my path was leading.

"My mother was with me for half a year, it was a big party, but I wouldn't try it again. I'm sorry, but it's not my way."

I looked at her and Leah as I woke up next to her sister, a minute here or there will not count, only that they grow up in love and that I find them another daddy. Who is not dismissive like everyone else towards me.

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Real

"Mom, I'm going to be a doctor!!!! Leave me!!!!!"

I woke up sweaty and screaming again like the day before the race, Loki and Max comforted me. Then I dreamed that everything went wrong at home during the birth, then mother and father had a fight, then the Olivers, then Max and Pietra and all of them because the good boy suddenly became ugly.

"My treasure"

He knelt down in front of me and started stroking my face in circles.

"Dream and depression are a bit much for you, my dear. You dream up a lot of madness."

"I know, and the reason for all this is the fucking adoption papers. What Ollie throws out, saying that he is responsible for making mistakes, I want to take responsibility too... But it's not my management that won't let me, they gave me this fucking paper and I don't have much time to do it."

I opened my laptop and the first thing that came up was an email to review the ideal foster parents. In my anger, I wrote back that no, I can decide whether to raise two girls or not to leave them alone!!!!! Also, I'm twenty-four, a fully responsible adult, don't let them decide what I wear and where, who I date, where I live, who my friends are or whether I'm pregnant and whether I want to raise my child or not. I looked to my side, read the paper and took deep breaths.

"You know what, Loki gets caught."

I tore the sled apart, threw it up and started giggling.

"I'm a father!!!!"

I squealed with joy and kissed Loki on the lips, who, after taking off his top, began to tease us with his fingertips. He ran sexily into my hair and we started moaning more and more softly.

“Sex?"

"I don't know, but there's blood in your underwear."

"You're stupid, aren't you?"

I looked at him in horror and I was in pain again.

“Which? Strong?"

"How the hell do I know???? Ugh!!!!”

I stood up and crossed my palms in front of me and took deep breaths.

,.Amanda now!!!!”

"I'd rather not put my feet up somewhere."

"What's up my dear, we'll go and that's it, home practices won't help right now."

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Dream (Loki)

I've been a star on the internet since July, when he broke up with me. In almost every video or picture, either he or I is crying about the breakup.

"Billy, this sucks, I know it was short, but it's true love."

I told my brother that we may only be half-siblings, but we still tell each other everything.

"Loki, don't whine. You were the bastard for getting him engaged so soon. To you, because he was pregnant from her previous relationship, the guy."

"This is not about the fucking engagement!!!! And not because the guy was pregnant, but because the fucking media won't leave me alone!!!!"

"Do you still love him? Where did your relationship go wrong?”

"It must have been when he finally admitted that he was in love with Oscar. It could still be something he is holding on to from before his kidnapping, or I don't know."

Crying, I looked at Insta, where I saw that was all.

"Finally, the little ones were born, they're fit and healthy."

Burying my face in my palms, I got into my car and went to my usual place at the gas station, because it's in a nice place, I can park in the vicinity, and I can walk up the hill and I always sit on one of the benches when I want solitude.

"Be..."

"I'm not going, our relationship with Lando ended badly, we had a rough time on the open street. Millions of videos attest that it was.”

"Really..."

"Oliver, I say no. Lando doesn't want to see me, he even hates me."

I went through…

“Loki!!!! Not!!!! Ambulance!!!”

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Real

"I was hit by a fucking car, fuck me!!!!!"

I just felt that Lando was prodding me and stroking my face to wake me up.

"My dear, if you could, you could even perform this screaming show on stage."

He told me both erotically and sarcastically, so that all the women in the clinic would giggle at this.

"The way you put it, it wasn't fucking funny, bitch!!!!"

"But, but Loki... You screamed, in public. Not me!!!! Where the hell are you going? My love."

"From now on, the pregnancy is your fucking business, cheater!"

"But fuck it!!!! I've said it a hundred times, I'm trying to get my lost memories back!!!!!! I am not a cheater and I would never be cheated!!!!!!”

“This is bullshit!!!!! The way you look at Oscar... You're in love with him!!!!!"

"It's not true, it's just business!!!!"

"Lando, Loki, please don't get lost here!"

"No, if you tell the truth... Oscar or me."

He took off him hat and threw it on the floor like a fucking diva.

"You, but Oscar saw them being kidnapped!!!! Are you happy now!!!!"

"Stupid whore!!!"

I slapped him, got up and left.

Or knocking on my door for thousands of years.

"Who the hell is that???"

"I'm at Lando, let me in!!!!"

I let him in. His face was teary, his lips were parted and he was shaking from everything.

“What happened? old warrior."

I let him in and he stopped at the wall and barely took a breath. He put his fingers to his mouth, on which the sleeve of his pullover was half pulled up, and it was chewed, as were the cords of his coat.

"I confessed everything to him, but we had a rough fight."

"Fuck me, Lando. But what the hell?”

"I don't know, he figured it out!!!! He said that I was looking at Oscar."

"Who, what, here we go?"

“Patoooooo!!!!! Max, help me!!!!!!"

He fell on our necks and sobbed soundlessly.

"What are you saying?"

"That I'm cheating on you."

"But, but that's not true of you, when we were together you wouldn't have done that for any money."

"I know, Pato. It's a fucking concoction he made up."

"What will happen?"

"Breakup."

He hissed between his teeth, he couldn't take it anymore and we saw him calling his mother.

"What are you saying?"

"That this is a real relationship and that we talk about it."

"Are you telling her the truth?"

"She knows in broad daylight that she was kidnapped from the open street, no, I don't give mom the truth."

"Oliver?"

"It's good that you joke about it, really not."

"Anyone married in the field?"

"Sergio? Good… Pick it up… Please!!!!”

We all saw that he cried more, he probably took Lando's side in the matter. We also knew what a jealous type Loki is, their relationship can no longer survive this.

"On the one hand, he's still here, so he comes here, on the other hand, he thinks he's a jealous dick, and he thinks I should throw him away as soon as possible. There will be another.”

He almost tore the ring from the new one with our help and threw it far away, with an angry face, but not only that, but also the bracelet he received not long ago, he threw it far away and screamed.