#lol this is so funny

[clericofshadows]

gonna be totally honest here your characterisation of kaidan is some of the fucking worst I’ve ever seen like christ

Hey anon, thanks for the ask! I love getting feedback ✨

With that being said, want to come off anon so I can block you? Or block me instead, if you don't like how I write Kaidan <3

xoxo

[floatingthroughthekosmos]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

[battletrio]

truly no one give a fuck about any three of these muses NO ONE

Dearest Anon,

It has come to my attention that you might have sent this same kind of hate to others in the RP community. I don’t know what your problem is but you’re sounding like a jilted ex screaming for attention, seriously, when you’re handling rejection worse than John Walker does, you might wanna reconsider your life choices.

Please find a therapist or get your nappy changed, whichever works for you.

Thank you for providing me a bit of amusement before my exam.

Smooches,

Boo 👻

[datingdonovan]

Don’t know what contract you’re referring to in your latest vent post so just convinced from this point forward that offline you’re a contract killer.

exactly. exactly. I can't wait to kill this damn guy and be done with it. find me someone more interesting to trace for a year.

[hurtthemgently]

HI sorry to trouble you however ive been running this through my mind all morning. cato works w fish right? i just feel like Writer could do something with that (twt.) perhaps bring them back to life or something equally silly+evil

Cw: referenced animal death, mild gore/horror

It’s early morning again. Cato arrived at work on time, but not fully awake. He blinked tiredly at the presence, sighing. He decided to do some heavier work, since using a knife while tired probably wasn’t a good idea. Especially with the audience around.

A half hour of hauling coolers and pouring ice into the display stands, and he was fully awake.

Once that was over with, he laid out a fish on the cutting board. He quickly cut and filleted the whole fish. Something twitched. He dropped the knife and jumped back. Taking a deep breath, he turned to look at Writer, who stood in the doorway.

The chunk of meat started thrashing. He sighed and rolled his eyes. “You know this isn’t anything I haven’t seen before, right?”

“What do you mean by that?” They looked confused, having expected the ploy to scare him.

“This is literally what happens when you put lemon juice on fresh fish meat.” He gestured to the spasming fillet. “The acid generates tiny electrical currents. This stimulates the muscles, that still have most of the connections in place.”

“I don’t need a science lesson from you.” They turned and dissipated through the doorway.

[sydmarch]

I see one of those Garte icon edits for memes and I literally think oh syd? but there's no facepa— ah Garte. incredible

my impact...

[melodromacy]

cope and perhaps seethe for being a creep

[pdude] - how bout you suck my dick and balls actually. also 'seethe' where lol. im laughing w/ my friend group about you eating kettle cooked potato chips and watching legend of zelda speedruns. ohhh im soo maddddd im soooo seethingggg (eats another potato chip)

oh also

i doubt you have the balls to come off anon anyway lol. sounds like someone ELSE is coping and seething. at least im not the one sending anon hate like a malding incel LOL

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[spookberry]

this came to me in a vision

[notherpuppet]

I just love the idea of Lucifer having to deal with this fucking guy every time he wants to see Charlie

[cannibalchicken]

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[stevenrogered]

Sam Reid: I ate so many of those photos. They were made of rice paper, so they stuck to the roof of my mouth. There were a few where I just shoved the whole photo into my mouth, but that didn’t work, so I had to eat it. It was like eating a sweet cake. They were stuck to the roof of my mouth and I couldn’t keep talking.

They’re saying mean things about Louis’ photos, so he’s going, “Fuck you! You took a beautiful photograph. Don’t listen to that guy. I’ll eat it.”

Jacob Anderson: I loved it so much.