#lotr self insert

[luvstruckmutt]

doodle of themmmmm <3

[theneurodivergentdummy]

The Apprentice

(The hobbit self-insert. Based on the movies. apologies if anyone is ooc. I DO NOT claim to own the hobbit series or any characters, scenes, or lands therein)

PART 1/2

*IM BACK... for now :) enjoy!*

"Hobbit hole...gotta find the right one... uhh... where's the-the uh-the marking? Gandalf said there'd be a marking on one of these doors..." I muttered to myself, scanning the sixth round door I've come across for any such marking. Again, nothing to be found. I rolled my hand in a fist and gently thumped it against my thigh in distress. Why, why is it every time someone gives me directions my anxiety overcomplicates it and makes me forget half of what they told me.

I stepped back from the door to give myself room to calm down. Flipping my hands in an anxious stim as if to rid myself of the cold negativity closing in on my heart. I hate my stupid anxiety.

Alright, next door.

I do have to say, the shire is one of my favorite places I've been in all of Middle Earth. the rolling hills turned dark in the cold of the night, the babbling creek glistening in the distance, and the luscious light smell of the colorful wildflowers that bloomed on every doorstep. It was quite an aspiring place to live, and with each step I found myself thinking how wonderful it would be if one day I too could roam the vast landscape as one of its many inhabitants.

I froze,... what was i looking for again?

The door, that's right gotta find the meeting place.

I continued Walking on the gravel path until I came upon the next rounded door, its green paint tinted blue in the gentle moonlight.

"I swear if this isn't the door I'm going home." I whispered to myself in quiet plea, quickly looking the door over for the hidden mark.

My eyes lit up the moment I found the glowing rune at the foot of the door, releasing a relived sigh from my tensed body. pulling myself from my noisy mind, I noticed I could hear the faint murmur of rowdy banter inside.

"There better be food like he promised." I muttered, pushing the doorbell causing a light jangling of bells to ring out from inside the cozy abode.

As I waited, I straightened myself up, dusting off my large grey cloak. Running my hands through my short hair and tucking my long thin braid behind my ear, wanting to make a good impression.

The door opened to show a disgruntled hobbit, still in his bed robes.

"NO, NO MORE, I CAN'T TAKE IT! THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY DWARVES-" he stopped when Gandalf placed a hand on his shoulder, moving him aside.

"Kaye, my dear, its lovely to see you!" Gandalf said pulling me in for a hug, and effectively ignoring the small hobbits complaints.

"it's wonderful to see you again as well Gandalf! I was rather surprised to receive your letter, especially since you have neglected to visit me in quite some time. " I said, pulling away from the embrace to examine my mentor better. Hes looking as youthful as ever I sarcastically thought.

"I do apologize, I have been quite busy you know."

"No worries, I understand. Any way to more pressing concerns-" I said as Gandalf moved out of the way, motioning for me to come inside. I had to duck to fit into the small archway, I suppose it was not made with a human's height in mind, defiantly a hobbit home.

He closed the door and looked at me curiously waiting for me to continue.

"Where is the food?" I finished.

He let out a soft chuckle as he offered to take my belongings off my hands, complying I removed my cloak, bag, and my bow and passed it to him, opting to keep my bladed staff with me, its blue green gem glistening coldly in the flickering firelight.

I then turned to Bilbo,

"Thank you for letting us into your home, it's quite cozy." I complimented him and bowed in thanks.

He let out a few incomprehensible stutters and seemed to glare disappointedly at the floor before Gandalf guided me to what I could assume where all the commotion was going down. Ducking past a couple more archways and nicely furnished rooms, the noise escalated as we passed a final arch. The room beyond was a small dining room, with a lovely wooden table in the center. surrounding the table was the rowdiest gaggle of dwarves I had ever laid eyes on. Throwing food to one another, drinking copious amounts of ale, and ...WALKING ON THE TABLE?! I stared in disbelief. I knew dwarves didn't have the best table manners but this...they made my poor manners look dignified, and that's saying something.

Once I took a few cautious steppes into the chaotic room, all the dwarves slowly took notice of me.

"Who's the lad?" a dwarf with a half bald head and a black forked beard commented.

I winced. I figured this would happen, I am often mistaken as a man because of my uncommonly short hair and androgenous face. I don't mind it so much, but it does get rather annoying when it happens every time I meet someone.

Maybe I should buy some makeup...

"A-actually I'm-" Gandalf cut me off.

"This is my apprentice, miss Kaphyra. She'll be joining us on our quest." He said, subtlety correcting the dwarf.

Catching the hint, he coughed in embarrassment. everyone seemed to stare at me in disbelief for a while until they glanced down at my chest, recognizing their mistake rather quickly. I crossed my arms in discomfort, trying to cover up a little more. I yearned for the comfort of my large figureless cloak. they quickly looked away moving to snicker at the dwarf's folly, and he glared them down.

"Apologies" he mumbled quietly.

The chatter slowly continued, and Gandalf sat me by him in an empty seat, which was rather small. I was passed a ceramic plate and began to load it with food, roasted golden tomatoes, sliced cucumbers, juicy peaches, warm bread, slices of ham and lamb, all with wonderful drizzles of honey and vinegar.

"Would you like some ale lass?" the dwarf to my left asked.

"Ah, no thank you! is there any tea or water?" I inquired.

"Aye, PASS THE TEA!" the dwarf yelled across the table. in return a dwarf with white hair and intricate braids covering his entire head passed a teapot over in my direction.

I thanked them and poured myself a cup of... what smelled like chamomile tea. Wonderful, I would sleep good tonight.

alright I'm gonna end that here, and I will have more soon! im gonna add a few picrews depicting my looks in the next part.

sorry for my break! I'll try to post more soon.

reblogs are appreciated! thanks for reading!!

[berubara-4-ham]

After saw my friend @jewel-pixelheart 's LOTR oc on her IG story, it makes me want to draw my old LOTR self insert I made in middle school. Her name's Strawberry Baggins who's a human wife of Frodo.

Here are my old artworks

[jamiespinkboxers]

This is my LOTR Self Insert, who I used Crusader Kings 3’s character creator to make while I was playing the LOTR: Realms in Exile mod. Her name is Aeroniel and she’s Boromir’s wife (this is an AU where Boromir doesn’t die because I don’t wanna have to deal with that pain 😭). She’s the only self insert of me that doesn’t share my name, because I didn’t feel like Mari/Marisa really fit into Middle Earth. I found a website that translates name meanings into Elvish, and Aeroniel means ‘of the sea’ just like Marisa does!

I’ve also done a drawing of her and Boromir together, which has been posted on my private Twitter and will be posted here soon ❤️

[whimsiloves]

One of my nerdy goals is to dress up as my Fantasy s/i and do one of those cool photoshoots in the woods, mayhaps edit in my fave lotr characters to make it look like I'm part of the fellowship lol. 💖⚔️🌲

Now if I can find equally nerdy friends to frollic in the woods with, that'd be neat. 🤓✨

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

🍒Welcome to My Pad!🍒

Hi there! I'm Cherry or Cherri! I'm a female artist from Utah who loves ninja turtles, vampires, 80s glam, and cheesy early 2000 crime shows!

My pronouns are She/Her or They/Them! I'm Bi-curious heterosexual!

I'm a fellow selship artist/writer who's mostly known in the TMNT Fandom and Lost Boys Fandom for my Tamsin and Chrysta! But I'm into more than just these shows. You can also find me scrolling around in...

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You can also see a few of my OCs and Other self Inserts as well here!

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My hobbies include baking, jewelry making, embroidery, drawing, writing, and singing! I enjoy very homey and crafty activities, especially things to do while relishing in my love for traveling and camping!

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[quality-street-rat]

Bofur: Alright. So if y/n is our dad friend, what would happen if he marries one of us?

Y/n, across the camp but heard his name: WHAT???? What is it?

Bofur, yelling: Since you're the dad here, what happens if you marry one of us?

Y/n, wiggling his eyebrows: Well then you'd have to call me "daddy."

*confused silence*

Y/n: Hang on--do you not--do you guys even have that word here?

Kili: Yes but why is it applicable here???

Y/n, turning red: Oh god, nevermind, it's a bad joke from my world, don't think about it.

Bofur, grinning: Well if it turns you of all people that color, then we have to know!

Y/n: Oh fuck no, I do not have the emotional capacity to teach a pack of dwarves and a hobbit the cultural shift to the connotation of the word "daddy."

Kili, mildly insulted: Hey!

Thorin, interested now: You said it was a joke. Explain, this particular "pack of dwarves" loves jokes.

Y/n: You just love to see me uncomfortable, don't you Oakenshield?

Thorin: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Bilbo: I must admit I am curious.

Bofur: Yes y/n, tell us!

Y/n: NO!

[catofadifferentcolor]

An Incomplete List of Lord of the Rings AU Fic Ideas

All Those Frustrating Fools: In which Legolas and Gimli are surrounded by Middle Earth's most oblivious idiots

First Age Legolas: Born as Doriath falls, Legolas is one of the oldest elves left in Middle Earth - a child of war, and grief, and loss

Everything (Between Us): In which Legolas and Gimli secretly wed before the quest

Half-Elven Legolas: Born Eluréd Diorion, war and truama-induced amnesia lead to his adoption by Thranduil during the First Age

Half-Maia Legolas: Born of Thranduil's relationship with a handmaid of Oromë, the only two people in Middle Earth who know the identity of Legolas' mother are Thranduil and Legolas himself

Of Aerandír and his Coming to Arda: PJO/LotR crossover, in which Percy’s presence in Middle-Earth changes everything and nothing

Princess of Dol Amroth SI: In which a Modern Woman in Middle-Earth changes almost nothing - but still makes a difference to her nephews

Second Age Legolas: Born as Númenor sank beneath the waves, Legolas serves as his father's regent during the War of the Last Alliance - a child of suffering and survival

Third Age Legolas: Born after the fall of Erebor, Legolas is one of the youngest elves alive, coming of age during the quest

More Terrible Fic Ideas

[bluebellhairpin]

“All of you have become very dear to me and I do not wish to lose you.” 

Behold my TGWKTE Reader! Take her with a grain of salt though, the only part of her looks that are canon is her height and her clothing (the latter of which, really, I'm not even settled on yet lol). Really I just wanted an excuse to draw myself and Thorin together, and TGWKTE is a major self insert of mine that's been watered down so others can enjoy it too.

Also if you read the series and have been imagining our beloved reader differently, have a go at putting together some fanart too! (or even a good picrew) - There's nothing better than seeing yourself in the stories you love <3

Series Masterlist

(Colored and full-body versions below - tried some new shading today, so that was interesting <3)

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Funny Fantasy Friendship/Romance Prompt

*Dramatic* "You're a woodland elf, and I'm a couch potato. How can we make our racial differences work?"

"I could make you a couch of moss." 💕🌿🌱

What (LotR) characters can you see this saying? I think this but be a realistic plot for self-insert fanfiction.😂🤔

[luvstruckmutt]

they literally love each other!! (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)💕

[psyzook]

As much as I love portal fantasy, and the idea of being whisked into another universe, it pains me to think that I can’t just run my stupid little mouth. Because at every minor inconvenience I do the Michael Scott ‘I’m gonna kill myself’ bit from the office, and they would be alarmed. I simply cannot say ‘go piss girl’ whenever someone has to go and take a leak. Just imagine a character like Legolas or Aragorn having to respond to that.

[polyamarhousgarden]

Slowshiptober: Flower-picking

Featuring one of my oldest self ships which is Fili and Anoriel with Fili presenting Anoriel with dahlias (Bilbo suggested it) and Kili wrangled him into princely clothes 💗💗💗

Interested in commissioning me? Click the source! 💗

[paroxsysdraw]

guy and his evil cat

[quality-street-rat]

The first day y/n is with The Company:

Y/n: *poking around by a stream*

Fili and Kili, popping up behind him: What are you doing?

Y/n, showing them a handful of frogs and a garter snake: Establishing dominance.

Fili: Okay just because we put frogs in people's bedrolls doesn't mean we'll just let you put them in ours.

Y/n: Oh these aren't for you.

Kili: But you said--

Y/n: I'm establishing dominance, yeah. DON'T say anything when Thorin gets mad at you.

Fili, horrified: Those are for THORIN?

Y/n: Yeah. I'm establishing dominance.

Kili: Y/n...what the fuck.

LATER

Thorin: BOYS!!!!

Fili: It wasn't us!

Thorin: THEN WHO--

Y/n: *the only person present smiling*

*dead silence*

Y/n, batting his eyes: I put those by MY bedroll, I simply love frogs. I don't know how they ended up in yours.