#love Stiles

[pazzaalcubo]

Welcome to me!!

Yeah, to me, ’cause I have not such a cool name, and I haven’t something really funny or strange to say. (I’m already strange enough by myself, thank you very much).

Actually there are a lot of funny things about me that I won’t tell you. That’s not true - um, anyway. Let’s say I’m many things and nothing at the same time. I get often bored of my life, pick strange things to do.

I most likely will: get in a new scanlation group, study Greek, Latin, myths, Spanish, philosophy and obsess over physics and history, start a process to get the money for an iPad Pro, wake up one day wanting to organise a bonfire, read a lot, find a reason to live and to keep breathing.

I just kinda accept everything passing by, like literally. I feel like if a serial killer stopped at my house and told me let’s go make some trouble I would answer okay, let me pick my book and I’m in.

Spoiler: I’m a mess.

After a while, I get bored of all this little funny plans (after dedicating all of my strength to them, I swear) and put everything in a little messy closet in my brain that I may or may not open again, hopefully no.

I’m a funny drunk, the kind that go lost after a few drink, the kind that could possibly start an arson. Just kidding, just kidding. Maybe.

There’s nothing - and I mean literally nothing - that stays put in my life forever and just shut down my brain. Except that - Except writing. Something for me more natural than breath. On different platform, even on handkerchief (I swear it really happened a few times, I lost them).

And turututu, guess what is the only platform that got me enough to stay and keep writing a fanfic that’s almost done? And why properly Ao3? Yeah, I don’t know… I just know I started writing this fanfic Stiles Stilinski x OC and people begin to actually like it. The nerve they must have to try following my nonexistent program.

And nothing, I was like- I’m a ghost, I don’t have any social and badabum, new obsession, let’s download Tumblr, I’m not busy enough with French, scans, writing, reading and beating my head against the wall (which is green, my favourite colour btw).

Let’s do that, let’s do this.

Oh oh, and I was actually forgetting that I’m not only a mess but an Italian mess, who writes in English, just to make things more complicated and funny, I love you all ppl.

And like that my perfect ending is gone. Like the happiness in my life. What?

[whitedahlia13]

[dum-spiro-spero99]

THEY WOULD BE SO SO PROUD OF YOU

thanks to @pineapplecrispy for the suggestion + italian bonus, Owen WIlson bonus and historically inaccurated emo boys bonus

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[petitprincess1]

Hell's Great Dad - Alastor and Lucifer being toddlers with Mimzy pizzazz at the end!

[poltoreveur]

“He’s a villain! You only like him because he’s hot.”

Okay and?

[patolemus]

Obsessed with the idea that Derek loves hearing Stiles talk, that he could listen to him talk for hours, that he uses the sound of his voice to ground himself and be at peace, that it's his favorite sound in the world. That when someone tells Stiles to shut up he'll growl right in their face and tell them to apologize or get lost (even the pack, they don't get a pass when it comes to Stiles).

I especially can't stop thinking about how, at some point, they'll be alone spending time together, and Stiles will be talking and Derek will be listening, until Stiles shuts himself up because he's so used to people getting annoyed when he talks, and he doesn't want to annoy Derek, but Derek just opens his eyes from where he'd been resting his head on Stiles' lap and asks him why he stopped, he obviously was very excited about the new Iron Man movie, come on, keep going.

And anyways yeah I think they're perfect for each other.

[anonazure]

Was reorganizing files on my laptop and forgot about this little project of mine. I decided to finish it.

Anyway these are the Sterek Variants I ship:

Basically, ONLY movies, I had seen the movie and their situation/environments make it possible for their characters to meet

[twpromptsillneverwrite]

Stiles (pinching Derek's nose): Got your nose!

Derek: I've got your heart.

Stiles (blushing): You can't say things like that!

[sillygayrants]

Derek is for SURE a bitey wolf during sex. I mean you just know he’s biting and chewing and god help me LICKING at as much as he can get of stiles okay.

So imagine there’s a pack meeting and stiles has rushed out of bed and is running off 3 cups of coffee so far, because he’s ADHD ridden like me okay.

Anyway he shows up and everybody is staring at him and he’s all “take a picture it’ll last longer” before Scott makes a general indication towards his neck with wide eyes.

Stiles has a matching expression as he pulls out his phone for the camera and notices a few quite VIVID bruises staining his otherwise flawless skin all the way up his neck.

There’s a muffled laugh to be heard from the sofa, and everybody turns to see a usually sour wolf with a - dare I say smug - look on his face. Clearly proud of his work.

It’s the first time the pack has seen the grump’s frown upside down and everyone joins in laughing with him. Stiles is stood watching the whole scene in-front of him with a frown on his face, arms crossed over his chest in a way that shows he is in no way amused.

[deklo]

i drew some stiles :3c and honestly i’ll probably draw more >:3c

[flimsy-spine]

the Worst throuple you will ever meet

[moonch8ld]

Derek: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Stiles: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Derek: No! Four to five seconds!

Stiles: Too late!!!

[dreadpirateroe]

cant believe that it is CANON the derek's anchor was stiles and that anchors are really hard to change and derek's had always been anger until he met this scrawny crazy adhd 17 year old and it changed and the show never talked abt

[beaulesbian]

After my son left it behind, Derek towed it in, thinking it was probably beyond repair. But then he opened up the hood and he pulled off all the duck tape Stiles had stuck on it. And he managed to fix it. That Jeep, no matter what’s been done to it, it just keeps running. He could never figure out why it wouldn’t break down and stay down.

And I don’t think he ever realized that that’s exactly the way we saw him. I have never seen anyone take that kind of punishment that Derek Hale took, and kept taking, in order to protect the people he loved.

[poltoreveur]

I could fix him but I kinda like him a little murderous and psychotic tho

[youreastargirl]

Hey Jeff Davis one note among many, but did you know that for a wound made with wolfsbane, you actually need to burn it with the ash of that specific strand of wolfsbane to heal it?

This particular piece of knowledge comes from the tv show you created called Teen Wolf which you may or may not be familiar with.

Ten thousand fanfic writers have gotten this particular piece of lore correct for a decade since you invented it. There are fics where Stiles’ love language is gathering different kinds of wolfsbane to always be able to save Derek Hale.

Truly, get yourself sorted sir (disrespectful).