#love my spooder boi

[fantasiasodapop]

Along with the reboot of Henrik and the fine-tuning of Forge, we give you Spinner, our newest Henry, the protagonist of Golden Threads AU.

Keep reading below for more information on him.

Spinner's patterning is based off of a Golden Silk Orb Weaver though we use the anatomy of the Jumping Spider for a cuter look and their leaping abilities, and uses golden ink in his webs. (See spiders above.)

He has a hallucinogenic venom that he uses to paralyze his prey and scare off anything that might harm him. His diet consists mainly of Searchers, Pipers, and Fishers, but he'll eat a Lost One if he's hungry enough. He consumes his webs when he wants to move, and gets upset if anyone comments on where his silk comes from as he does have spinnerets. He likes hanging upside down, and can walk on just about any surface.

He was turned into a spider by Malice so that he could stay in the studio after he found out that the Ink Demon was actually his Bendy. He has a serious grudge against Allison and Tom, who abandoned him when he believed he was in danger, and Sammy, who desires to kill him as Bendy chose Henry over Sammy and he's salty. He hangs out primarily with Raven (his Malice), the Projectionist, and Bendy on Floor S, separating the two other factions.

He is just a tad shorter than Henrik who is 6'3", but can squeeze himself into smaller spaces to hide. He often builds a web and hides nearby with a silk tripwire to alert him when he has food and uses his silk for traps and easily collapsible structures in case he is chased further into his lair. He has hidden fanged mandibles jutting out of his mouth that can be mistaken for ink stripes, though his pedipalps can't, and four eyes along with his spider lower half.

Spinner's silk is a bright gold, and tastes like candy for reasons no one understands. When deconstructing his webs, he eats the silk like many orb-weavers do to recycle and reuse the proteins--or in this case, ink--that makes up the silk. No use wasting good silk.

All in all, he's a sweet guy with a lot of sass, if not a little creepy by accident.

Oh, and he's trans, because: a, we can't remember seeing a trans-Henry and thought it'd be interesting to play with; b, girl spiders are bigger than boy spiders; and c, we thought it would make for funny interactions.

Hope you enjoy him, and expect more doodles in the future. We have yet to give him his signature golden sweater. ^^

[chibifox2002]

My Goliath design without the robo spider limbs!

Also slightly updated my design of him!

[a-twistedheartslonging]

do you have any nsfw headcanons for spooder boy Idia?

I still giggle thinking of horny spider taps. Imagine you're just minding your own business when a long floofy blue spider leg reaches out from behind you and gives you a few pats and taps before gently stroking you. Then at your positive response, another leg joins in and drags you away to get some spooder lovin. I see his anxiety causing him to go nonverbal at times and a spider's way of asking to mate works well with this.

Same with the purring once you find out it isn't just some happy/content response and means he wants to mate...hmm, I do wonder just how strong those vibrations are though...could make sex more interesting if he does it during.

Can use his pedipalps for sex but there more so useful for quick insemination so he can get the heck out without getting eaten, using his actual dick that comes from a slit hidden behind plates that shift away when aroused is much more enjoyable for both of you. Though said palps are very useful for keeping your hips in place for sex, means his hands are free for even more grabbing and groping. Also useful for keeping your face in place during oral.

My god does he love how soft you are. Idia's spider body may be fluffy but he still has a hard exoskeleton along with some plates on his human upper half. He loves being able to sink his claws into the soft fat of your hips, thighs, and tummy. Before meeting you, he hadn't really had the urge to bite someone before and didn't understand why the other guys seemed to interested in mating bites. He gets it now when he stares at exposed skin and flesh and can feel his mouth watering and teeth itching. You're lucky you won't get poisoned unless he intentionally injects you. Still, even then it takes a while to convince him to do it, his sharp teeth are no joke...but let's not forget the old monsterfucker saying. "The sharper the teeth, the sweeter the bite."

Hmmm...spider bondage. Certain spiders learned it's a good way to keep your mate from eating you during sex, although it's not necessary with you being a human, it does ease some of his anxiety...along with a rather pleasant feeling of being in control, Idia likes it. The silk webbing he uses feels wonderful and smells like him.

His dick does indeed glow. Makes it interesting when you're in a dark room and see the faint glow of it when it's inside your body...hehehe glowstick dick....don't actually call it that though or he might cry.

[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Peter x Harley fic recs? Pls?

Had to do some digging because I had all these fics bookmarked on my old account but here you go! @loveluststerek

shoulda worn a clean shirt by Bundibird

| 1/1 | 2,169 | General | Parley |

"What the shit," Harley says, and punches Tony in the arm. "You didn't tell me your other adopted waif was hot!"

"Excuse you, what?" Tony demands, at the same time that Peter says, "Um," and blinks his (in Harley's opinion) unfairly attractive eyes.

"Hi, I'm Harley," Harley says, striding forwards and ignoring Tony's spluttering. "And you and I should totally go on a date."

"What have I done," Tony whispers.

(Or: Peter is a disaster bi, and really so is Harley, but at least Harley has his shit together enough to ask Peter out on a date the second he meets him. Meanwhile, Tony is suddenly certain that by introducing these two, he's just triggered the apocalypse.)

PROOF SPIDER-MAN LOVES CLICKBAIT by mauvera

| 33/33 | 87,736 | General | Parley |

When Peter Parker gets a job working at Buzzfeed there's really only one subject he can write about: superheroes. And what superhero does he know better than everyone's friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?

What he didn't expect was that everyone would think Peter's new obsession with the hero would be interpreted quite like That.

it's always who is spider-man, never how is spider-man by i_regret_thatpersonalityquiz

| 40/40 | 176,100 | Teen and Up | Parley |

"Stay?"

Peter finally looked down to see Harley Fucking Keener, Iron Lad, the boy who had caused his shoulder to be throbbing all night, looking away with a slight tint to his cheeks. Peter opened and closed his mouth, no sound coming out.

And he sat back down.

OR: Peter had been living on the streets, dealing with your average homeless vigilante stuff. Things got a bit more complicated when the Avengers started to chase him down.

Who Needs Peter Parker Anyway? By mauvera

| 3/3 | 15,604 | Teen and Up | Parley |

When Harley finally gets to come to New York to hang out with Tony he's excited to build some robots and blow stuff up. Instead Tony is insisting that he meets that damn intern that he's been bragging about for months. Harley doesn't even have to meet the guy to know he's already sick of Peter Parker.

In other news that cute guy that hangs around the tower keeps running away before Harley can find out his name. Damn it.

sleep deprived superheroes (and twitter aren't a good mix) by red_01

| 30/? | 46,565 | Teen and Up | Parley |

spooder @ActuallySpider-Man

yo I think I got stabbed lmao

Iron Stank @TonyStark

KID WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU IM ON MY WAY

spooder @ActuallySpider-Man

omg it's mr iron can

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no.1 SI intern @peter-parkour

uh so yeet ig

no.1 SI intern @peter-parkour

[image of Tony asleep in lab bench, amid bits and pieces of Iron Man armour]

he finally fell asleep binch

-

Peter starts a Spider-Man twitter and an intern twitter. It goes just as well (and just as gay) as you'd expect.

The New Intern by TakenByEmrys

| 10/10 | 27,463 | Teen and Up | Parley |

Tony tells Peter Parker that a new intern is coming to work at SI for the summer. Peter's class is taking an SI field trip when Harley arrives. Good thing Peter decided to skip the field trip.

Now I apologize if any of these aren't up to your standards, I haven't read them for a long time and just went off of my old account bookmarks. If you want more or have read all of these or want a specific thing just ask! :D

[hellishkins]

Oc post whoooo! My spooder boy, Ares. He’s still a work in progress but I love him already

He’s a member of the mafia yaddi yadda stuff like that, and is Arackniss’ son. He doesn’t like to get his hands dirty unfortunately, so the job’s not reallly cut out for him but he manages

[hisuianhellion]

△

Most difficult Pokemon you've worked with so far?

Would you believe me all if I said it wasn't the large electrical cat, the literal fae prince in my team, the ghostly human-terrified fox or the extremely excitable water weasel? It's not even the teeny gremlin spooder or the gigantic venus fly trap.

It's a little goddamn cat by the name of KLAUS.

I don't put him on blast here, because he is a precious little bean who can do no wrong, but the TELEKINESIS ALONE has caused me SO MANY HEADACHES. SOMETIMES LITERALLY.

I... I wonder if it's something to do with the psychic abilities he's developing, because more things have broken around AND on me than I care to admit.

... he almost broke my 3DS trying to lift it. Nearly tore it in half accidentally. But I just. I can't be mad! He's trying so HARD. He's not gonna have the kinda control he needs to evolve without actually getting that kinda practice in!!

BUT I'M ALLOWED TO BE BOTHERED WHEN I END UP WITH A WELT ON MY HEAD, OKAY.

3/10 because he is my baby boy and I love him but ow.

[popcornrya]

So... I actually played a lok of DND once upon a time...

This is Harvey, He's a Wizard. with a gun. why my dm allowed it, well, Rasins. XD

Liganthium Estate-

Father: Osvaldo Dedrick Liganthium - Mother: Estelle Fredrica Liganthium - Isa Alma Noriko (This is Mama)

Firstborn Son: Nathanial Colt Liganthium - Daqrian (Darius) Clay(ton) Stanford

Secondborn Son(older twin): Isaiah Miguel Liganthium - Issac Luther Morrison (Aka My boy Harvey short for Harvester as he collects bounties and bodies for a recluse doctor's work, this doctor, not actually evil. weirdly enough.)

Thridborn Son (younger twin):Micheal Preston Liganthium - Fenton Syais Yarami (Still thinks his dad isn't evil, naive son of a bi-)

Fourthborn son: Lucas Patterson Liganthium -Elias Hudson Navarro (Mills/Miles Maldona) Miles was abandoned as a toddler for his unique genetic abilities just ast Nathanial was abandoned/his father tired to get him assassinated after their mother died... adopted by an elven Noble lady who kicks absolute but and runs a grungy punk dystopia in crevasses to rob other snooty nobles blind and indulge their desires until they fall from grave, her name is Lady Maldona- or Nilsadorei Maldona, grouchey kick butt grey haired elf lady. Loves Miles as her own and would literally commit a coup for him.

Miles finding his big brother in a underground prison where their father had him sent due to his unsightly abilities unbefitting a noble name.

yeah, they literally gator boys... Fenton doesn't know he has any other siblings except his "lesser" twin Harvey. Harvey is the only reason their dad is nice to Fenton because surprise! little seven year old harvey found out about his father's assassination attempt and hatred of his "disgraceful beasts of sons" and Harvey kinda has the paper trail.... so yeah, Nathaniel is in a prison for being a monster because technically his dad Can't kill him, Harvey is trying to find his brothers, Miles is commiting state crimes. and Fenton is trying to live his life as a diplomat....

Ages of the boys when their mother died Nathanial- 6 Isaiah- 4.7 (older by 17 minutes, but one could argue it was technically 18 due to the time it takes for them to actually call the time of birth in such a hectic setting and under the pressure of us being born of… the liganthium estate…) Micheal- 4.7 Lucas- 2 or 3

Liganthium Estate- Father: Osvaldo Dedrick Liganthium - Mother: Estelle Fredrica Liganthium - Isa Alma Noriko (birth name) Firstborn Son: Nathanial Colt Liganthium Daqrian (Darius) Clay(ton) Stanford (chosen name) Secondborn Son(older twin): Isaiah Miguel Liganthium Issac Luther Morrison (chosen name) Alias Harvey/Harvester Thridborn Son (younger twin):Micheal Preston Liganthium Fenton Syais Yarami (chosen name) Fourthborn son: Lucas Patterson Liganthium -Elias Hudson Navarro or Mills/Miles Maldona (chosen name)

Thallia Eora Argius- Adopted Daughter (Terminally ill but kept in stasis on the Doctor's farm, so she can't deteriorate health wise or age but she's still running around being a kid under the doctor's care Finnley Koyomi (Morrison) (Pup) (Runt)- Adopted son (found abandoned for being a "beast" is a human with canine traits, sense of smell ears tail etc.

Morgan Pokanin Deliwitz- Doctor and employer (Scary, unpersonable pays Harvey to get him bodie...) Osaio Delacian Havender- Co-worker and resident of Morgan's (terrifying scarred up man with black hair an peircing eyes that can canish into black mist... not very friendly...) Kormin and Pixie- Co-worker and his daughter, both residents at Morgans (BIG Himbo spider boy and his tiny spooder daughter! live off of sunshine and rainbows)

Kalthavian Mauradus- edgy disruptive co-worker (ass hat.)

Keiwynn Valbella (Morrison)- Dragon child- Harvey ended up finding a Albino dragon egg and now he has a very bratty daughter. still cute though. -----

Found family/adopted noble elven family

Garinthere Raloxidorian Venrir: mentor and keeper (Father) Alligaris Neaqen Zumwarin Herathos- Best friend- Headmaster of a Academy in the Transmutation district (Surrogate brother. a higher noble famil's son that took in Harvey at a young age after his father tried to auction him off into a political marriage and Al kinda just whined until his father acquired the grumpy human boy to be his friend and Guard of sorts) (Ka)cirquen Trakas Herathos- Lord Herathos (al's dad) Moljwynia Daeleth Ravharis- Mama Herathos (Wynaria, Molji or Wyni) (Al's mom)

Valsatra Lorabella Fushaean- childhood friend (ends up the Ace chaos boy's love interest? idk they like cuddle and stuff now so thats fun. also Val, Monster hunter. Harvey, a reptillian monster creature when he shifts... long story, she also kicks butt.) Analeise Mariena Fushaean- Val's older sister Korrinder Komaarin Fushaean- Val's Baby brother (he's a cleric type and a good bean.)

----------- there is so so much i can't even hope to include... ;-;

[tadbitsickchickwithadick]

Hi what is your favorite animal that is smaller than 5 inches?

Omfg this is so hard to answer. I love all small animals dearly. They are so so good!!!<3 but I think my fav would have to be any kinda jumping spider.

So um don't look past here if you don't wanna see a spooder bb.

Story time!:

So, I have a spot in my backyard I go to smoke weed all the time, literally just the end of our porch. But in this spot I have made 3 jumping spider friends that I could recognize. And in my opinion, could recognize me to some degree.

Unfortunately, I never got a photoshoot with Trooper. He was old and on a mission when I met him, a sweet guy, who asked my partner for help getting from the chair to the table and then the table to another chair. He looked at them and waved his pedipalps after every interaction, imo in a form of acknowledgement.

This little guy down here is Spencer!

I was smoking a bowl as I am want to do and I saw him and began talking to him and he looked at me and decided to walk up my chair and then up me and nestle himself in my hair for about 2 hours while I was hanging out outside. It was so fucking adorable and he even looked me in the eyes and waved at me before going up up onto my arm in the first place!!!<3 I had to have my partner gently remove him from my hair twice. Once then, and again on a later date when they found him snuggled up in my loose bun after we were cuddling in bed for a bit. He was super funny.

Now this boi is Justin!<3 he's sitting on my pj pants in this gif

Justin joined me for a bowl the first time a few months ago and i talked to him the same way I did Spencer and Trooper and he came right up to me. I met him about 4 or 5 more times within the next 2 months and every time he waved at me and walked up to my lower arm and sat with me.

But yea that's part of why I love them. The other but is that they have the weirdest eyes in the animal kingdom imo

[arttrampbelle]

Ok lemme get something off my chest. Now that my brain isn't eating me.

.....

NOT EVERY CHARACTER WHO HAS FANGS IS A VAMPIRE.

Y'ALL NEED TO GET MORE CULTURED ON MONSTERS,CREATURES,AND CHARACTER DESIGNS! But more importantly.

Y'all has such a basic ass understanding of character design.

Like y'all dont call an orc a vampire because it has fangs. Wtf. Like i dont get it.

IT CLEARLY STATED THAT MIGUEL HAS FANGS DUE TO HIS SPIDER DNA. HE'S A FUCKING SPIDER!!!!

Like calling him a vampire i get it is a joke but its getting ridiculous. Like it's also weird people do this on a moc character. I know it's not intentional. But.....calling him basically a monster is kinda....fucked up. Like again i know its probably not that deep. Just questionable that it KEEPS HAPPENING and people keep repeating "vampire miguel" or "he's a vampire,bite me daddy" or some shit. Its weird.

People either have no reading comprehension. Do not listen. Or just don't care.

Miguel aint even my fave spiderman.

That goes to hobie brown spiderpunk.

And im not as into spiderman as i used to be.

But that being said i feel for the miguel lovers and enjoyer who have to continue to see them do their boy such injustice,being weird or gross with him. Constantly having people mischaracterize him. Not to mention the amount of bigotry on top of that ignoring the reasons why he is the way he is (look i aint gonna lie i was kinda spoiled on that but its whatever. Im not broken up by it. Im gonna watch it eventually but that's besides the point)

Like please treat him with a little bit more respect then your poor meow meow or designated tumblrman.

He deserves better than that. (All spidermen do tbh)

Like im all for memes and the funny clowning around. But some people out here wanna have nice things with their blue spiderman 2099. Ok?

LET PEOPLE HAVE NICE THINGS THAT AREN'T DRENCHED IN MEMES.

Let miguel enjoyers love their spooder without y'all being WEIRD AF ABOUT IT,or hella annoying.

Thank you.

[a-twistedheartslonging]

So! Everything I’ve learned about spooders is from my aunt Angie, and Exotic Lair on YouTube and now I’m talking about Idia!

Spiders rub their thorax with their legs to kick their little hairs at predators or enemies, they actually get irritated really quickly (no I personally haven’t had kicked hairs in my arms, but my Auntie has and we had to drive her to the hospital cause the topical ointments were causing an allergic reaction) so all I’m picturing is if you scare Idia, and his back to you he kicks his hairs at you. Make sure to knock before entering his room! Nobody makes this mistake twice…

Some tarantelas keep small frogs in a symbiotic relationship where the frog protects the spiders eggs, and the spider protects the frog, so honestly…Ortho is a frog boy. Maybe not a full frog boy but like he wears froggy outfits. He has a bucket hat with the frog eyes, and everything!

Spiders use their webs as an extended sense of touch, so as much as I want to say Idia uses his webbing for wiring and electronics, I’m worried he would electrocute himself…he probably does periodically and you and Ortho yell at him to STOP! This is the third time!

Spiders HATE blowing air and wind, so he uses it as an excuse to avoid the outdoors. « It’s so windy out though! » it actually can cause overstimulation for them, and they can get sick from too much wind! So windy days I bet he gets a bit of a fever every time. His little hairs also shake to try and calm down. He looks like he’s vibrating

So there are burrowing spiders (which are the ones I know about) and arborils (or the tree livers…) and since he prefers the indoors, he would be a burrower! Also cause then I can talk about him! Also cause he would prefer the dark, damp, and he would totally burrow into his blanket fort, and his super fluffy hoodie!

After he molts he’s SUPER pretty, as all spiders are! They’re so vibrant and bright blue. I bet Idia would be a cobalt blue tarantula, and if Ortho is a spider, I bet he would be a rose hair. Rose hairs are best for beginners, as they’re pretty docile, and just live and let live, while cobalts choose violence more often. Rose hairs also choose violence, but more as a last resort. Both kick hairs, but cobalts also bite…

So spiders teeth are actually like straws (if I’m remembering correctly) so just picture him crunching a soda can and he sucks it all down! Just a SHLURP, and he’s hydrated! But I bet he still likes the crunch of chips. (Weird asmr too look for is tarantula feeding! Don’t watch if you have a weak stomach)

Spiders don’t have bones and use more of a hydrolic system to move, with their heart pushing blood into each leg to move forward then pull it back. So I say Idia has very few bones, or none, and his human torso is highly flexible. Without his exo he would be very bendy.

Spiders have retractable claws AND PAW PADS! They only have two of each on each food, so 16 paw pads to squish! But spider pads are different from other animals, as they have tiny hairs that help them stick to things and climb. (Once scientists found web residue in spider foot prints so they were like « they stick by excreting webbing from their feet! » and another groupe was like « bet, there is webbing everywhere! How do you know they’re not trailing it like toilet paper?» and covered a spiders butt with wax to keep the environment more clean, and there was no webbing there! I love science beef) his little feet’s are still probably sticky from webbing, so use a baby wipe or something to clean him up.

Males leave their burrows to go try and see if someone wants to mate (I’m not going into how they have to carry their little sperm web bag with them, because yes they have to take the sperm and put it into basically a little bag to put in the female!) so only when he’s actually interested does he start to leave his room for you! He helps clean up ramshackle I bet! Or uses robots to help clean it…

Different breeds have different mating styles, but the peacock spider does a little dance, shaking his butt around and he’s like « please, please, please, please plea-«  or they also tap a little pattern on the females webbing to see if she’s willing,

Spiders don’t have genders until I think their third molt, and that’s just a free fun fact!

So many cute and interesting things.

I think of Ortho being a dif creature from his brother. Maybe cuz of their parents are dif creatures with one being a spider and the others something else or current or past ortho was a spider but always wanted to be something different so Idia decided to be a cool bro and make him a body that lets him be whatever he wants.

So, imagine he has all these diff creature bods. Dog, bunny, frog, bee, spooder, and whatever else.

Part of me thinks Idia helping to clean would just him picking you up under the arms like a cat and lifting you to reach things which would be so funny to see.

It would be cute if Yuu kept baby wipes with them and helped Idia keep those spider feeties clean when he needs it.

It would be pretty freaking cool Seeing Idia do the soda can thing, i feel like he would try not to do it around you at first but forgets but then you act all impressed and tell him it's cool and he's flustered.

Poor Idia on those windy days. Makes me think of that orange cat that hates the beach cuz it was windy.

He makes that face whenever it gets windy.

Hmmm the hairs though...in this AU I think of the hairs he has being soft of fluffy baby they get stiff when scared so he can do that thing, or it becomes that way cuz magic.

....I'm just picturing him doing his scared yelling while doing it and I can't stop laughing. It's just such a silly mental image and I love it.

Thank you for all the information and Ideas, I love them.

[skellebonez]

So uh, hi

I was briefly mentioned in one of a-scaly-troublemaker's asks because of my oc Lian and I uhm

Spooders (mostly Syntax)

Our boi doesn't quite know what this is yet, but he has his sneaking suspicions because he hates feeling like this. It's hard for him to let other people touch him, even with their hands and arms, because he doesn't want to be anything other than 'clean' and soap and water don't really help at all. What does this mean for everyone? Well, the answer to that question is... gloves. It doesn't matter what kind, silk, latex, rubber, as long as they're being worn.

He quite appreciates it if a person notices that he feels gross and takes the initiative on their own, but he doesn't expect it simply due to how there has been exactly one person do that and she is... an anomaly, to put it lightly. (She's also my oc, Lian Lanhua)

Lian is almost unbelievably kind and sweet, and she's like a slap to the face for Syntax because he's never experienced anything quite like her. He can't even look at her without getting embarrassed, poor spooder.

(Okay I'm done, you can blame a-scaly-troublemaker for this one)

Thanks for reading!! :>

Thank you for sending this in! It was a delight to read! I do genuinely love. Learning about other people's takes on the canon cast and head cannons. And also there are oc's and how they interact with the cast.

[asymmetricallyanxious]

My characters!! I love them so much, and hyperfixated on this monstrosity of a layout lmao

I lub dem… from top left to right we have

Oz- burd man aka osprey (they/them)

Echo- frickin bats (he/him)

Red- spooder (she/her)

Finne- fish boi aka parrotfish (he/him)

Kit- foxy lady (she/her)

Bo- literal cowboy (he/him)

Rat- mousy lil guy (they/he)

River- piranha [from the Amazon] (she/her)

[starrykitty013]

Spider-Man...the Cat 🐱

[abitnotgoodiebag]

@spideypoolbingo

Square G5 - forehead kiss

[artnerd1123]

*spider dance plays in the distance*

[aka-indulgence]

Hnnngh, I just reread the robo spooder snas snippets and AAAAHHHHH, MY THIRST HAS REAWAKENED!!!

So, I wanna ask, does our leggy boi ever try to give reader kimsses? U3U 💕

AWWWWWW that is some cute imagery ;;v;;

Normally (and by normally I mean before the Incident), he wouldn't try, since security restraints and generally doesn't get "kissing". But he might find out about it after discovering the definition of Love. It could be that he just walked by and happened to see some crew members kissing each other, or maybe he found it through the database. Either way, he associates it with Affection and Love, and maybe he could prove it to you that way?

Not having a mouth is a problem... A bit different with regular Sans, he doesn't have the liberty of having malleable bones, just rigid metal. So kissing is even harder. But he'll definitely try at one point.

Like when you're repairing something, and you hear those familiar (and now you've associated the sound with friendliness) metallic taps towards you.

"Hello, 55." he greets you, voice in that automated tone.

"Hi Sans!" you reply, but you don't turn to him.

He only stands there for a while, though you hear his metal shifting, like he's bending. He doesn't move from his position though, and after a few minutes you start to wonder what he's doing. So you turn to look-

And his face is inches from yours.

You let out a startled gasp, and before you can pull away, Sans bumps his face into yours, and then pulls back.

".... W... what was that??"

"I believe it was kissing. Apologies, I don't have kissing functions, so I'm not sure if I've done it correctly, 55."

"..... Pfff!"

It might be the softest thing he's done... it leads you to believe he really isn't just a robot, just like you thought.

... And you're right...