#love when she talks to inanimate objects lol

[royallyprincesslilly]

Title: 4am Drunk Calls **

Lewis Hamilton x Ex-Girlfriend Reader

Warning: Mild Cursing, Crude Language, Dirty Talk, Angst, NSFW, Phone Sex, Self-Pleasuring 

Words: 4.6k

Summary: Reader and Lewis are broken up. On a hard night of partying her shield cracks and she drunk calls and let's some dirty filthy shit spill.

Note: Appearance of someone I have been meaning to start writing for since 2021 but never found the opening. Everyone say hello to the opening and the new addition to our lineup. LOL

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"Sweet baby Jesus in a manger he looks good as fuck," you groaned out as you watched his latest story again and again.

 You'd lost track of how many times you'd watched it, lost track of how long you'd sat there analyzing the 30 second clip of him doing pull ups from every angle. You did know that you'd started with a full to the brim glass of wine and now your glass was dryer than the Gobi.

 Upon this close up of his back as he pulled up you let your finger rest on the screen pausing the video. You gawked at the bunched muscles there and let your tongue roam over your bottom lip. You remembered your fingers resting just atop his "still I rise" tattoo. They didn't anymore though. Taking your finger off, you let the video finish off then you went back to his page to drool over the photos he'd posted today. He was off on yet another luxurious trip enjoying his wealth and fruits of his hard labor.

 On the 4th picture, you sighed. The setting sun loved him. The golden light bathed him like none other. You loved seeing him in the sunset, it was a major turn on for you that he always capitalized on when you were together. He laid in the sand with a wide smile and a hand shielding the sun. You wondered who'd taken the picture. Who was he with?

 The thoughts toiled in your head until the discontent within you bubbled. Groaning, you threw your phone across the room then dropped onto your back.

 "Jeez! You're on a roll to make it 4 phones this month," Nori, your personal assistant and friend said.

 You rolled your eyes again.

 "Then it shouldn't piss me off."

 Nori snorted. "How did an inanimate object piss you off today?"

 She approached you and as she did, she let out an amused scoff. Glancing at her, you saw her eyes on your screen.

 "If you miss him so much call him."

 "Fuck outta here, who misses him?!"

 You said it more forcefully than you’d intended. Crossing your arms, you took up the keyboard for the entertainment system on your media room and proceeded to distract yourself.

 "I'm sure he misses you too," Nori went on.

 "Bullshit. You don't see he's on yet another island? Probably with some thirsty IG thot who is desperate for some attention and dick, and he is eating it up and dickin’ her down without a care in the world. Ass!”

 Nori didn't answer for a few moments. "Or he's frontin’ as much as you are putting on a façade, so you think he's over you."

 You glared at her. "Who's frontin? Who's putting on a facade? Fuck outta here I am so over him and his bullshit double standards. Him and his bullshit stubbornness. Him and his always gotta be right and refuse to fess up to being wrong. Him and his bossiness and always needing to have the upper hand in damn near everything. Fuck him!”

 You could feel Nori's eyes on you. When you looked her eyes said it all.

 "What?"

 "Weren't those the reasons you fell in love with him?"

 You sneered and looked back to the massive screen in front of the room. As your personal assistant for the last eight years, she’d seen you pre-Lewis, during Lewis and post Lewis. This meant she had the receipts to back up every single one of her on point accusations. It also meant she was right. You hated she was right. Nori sighed loudly.

 "You two are so similar it’s ridiculous."

 "I'm nothing like him. If someone I say I love expresses vulnerability about something I'm not going to hurt them and turn an already tumultuous exchange into a nightmare by bring aloof, distant and wishy-washy. Then turn around like the hurt one and play victim. I also wouldn't ever make the person I say I love have to constantly guess where I stand with them."

 "Fair enough but Y/N that was you in the beginning of your relationship."

 "Nori that was almost 2 years ago. You grow up. I thought we were deeper than that and turns out I was the fucking fool. I was the one who got played."

 "But you know Lewis. You know how hard a real connection is for him. You understand him better than 90% of people. Y'all were the real thing, Nori pleaded.

 You sank deeper into the cushions fighting the sting on your eyes.

 "Bullshit. There was no connection."

 Sighing, you flung the keyboard aside after deciding on some fantasy series that would no doubt take your mind off of things.

 A few nights later, you capped your lipstick turn stood tall, assessing your outfit for the 3rd time. The short length of your moss green dress accentuated the gold and diamond thigh garter you wore while the deep plunge of the neckline showcased the jeweled breast harness. Both pieces of jewelry hugging you and amplifying your assets. It occurred to you then that you'd donned a style and color that you knew Lewis would like and you'd done it all unconsciously.

 A mixture of annoyance and sadness filled you. It had been 3 months since you'd ended things. 3 months since your argument. 3 months since your feelings erupted like a volcano while his laid as tepid as tap water. 3 months since he'd let you walk out of his hotel room in Monaco without so much as a step to stop you. 3 months since your relationship tipped to the checkbox of "it’s complicated" and 3 months you still couldn't get him off your mind. The hopelessness of the situation only pissed you off more.

 "Get a grip Y/N. He did this. You were 100. Fuck him. You're fine as fuck and any man would be lucky to have you. You don't need him!”

 Your notification went off and you grabbed your phone and went to check what was happening. Once you opened IG you saw what it was. Lewis had posted again. He looked like he was in some club with his shades on and throwing up peace signs with his friends. Fuck he looked good.

 "I sure want him though."

 Again, you tossed your phone rolling your eyes.

 By the time you and your friends rolled into the club it was well after midnight. You had a nice buzz going thanks to the few glasses of champagne you'd already had at home and on your way to the club. From the way the club was packed you guessed there was something else going on besides drinks, hot bodies and music.

 You made your way to one of the VIP areas and posted up waiting to get bottle service.

 "Please don't blackout tonight, Amdala pleaded into your ear.

 You shot her a shocked look, "Moi? Non ma belle amie. Je n'ai jamais. Je vais être sur mon meilleur comportement. (Me? No, my beautiful friend. I have never. I am going to be on my best behavior.)

 Her don't bullshit a bullshitter look was so on point you had to laugh.

 "I'm being serious," she countered.

 "Dala when have I ever been a sloppy drunk?"

 She nodded and gave you the only response she could, "Never."

 "Exactly."

 "But you’ve always been with 44 so it was safe to say you kept the sloppy drunk away for his reputation. Now there’s no 44 in sight."

 You sighed. Amdala was always pointing shit out in that blunt way of hers. You'd always suspected it was the French way to be so forward and while her words did have a bite most times you never took offense.

 "It's not just his reputation I have to be careful with ya’ know. My mother would scalp my ass if I dragged her precious last name through the mud."

 Amdala nodded fully understanding demanding mothers who were making names for them proving that not all billion-dollar net worth bosses wore trousers and ties, the best ones wore 8-inch stilettos, Dolce sunglasses and limited-edition Birkin. Your mothers were forces in their own right for decades, but their recent venture really catapulted them past anyone's reach. They'd teamed to revitalize and solidify F1's women's division. It was a move that many men objected to because like it's hard to helm a racing empire...right. Your mothers were proving they could rise to the occasion as well as stand tall longer than any badly aging man.

 "Maman (Mama) still giving you grief over yours and Lewis' break up?"

 You scoffed. Giving grief was an understatement. She was up in arms. She thought the world of Lewis and thought the two of you together spoke volumes and no one could dare come close. Sometimes you didn't know if she wanted you with him because of the PR heaven it afforded her or because he truly made you happy. Until he wasn't.

 "She is still insisting I fix things."

 "And will you?"

 "I didn't break anything I need to fix."

 Right on time, a waiter approached with your other friends and several bottles of expensive liquor, and you cheered, thanking them as they dropped them off. You quickly filled a glass needing to wash away the bad taste on your mouth from talking about the end of your 3-year relationship.

 "To the single life and truly feeling," you toasted.

 You, Amdala, Sade, Tanzie, and Chanel raised your glasses and cheered before knocking their drinks back. From then, the night passed in a blur of drinks, skin, and blinding lights. You drank, danced, and laughed like you had not one care in the world. You partied like you were in your prime and at your best and the whole time you felt like such a fraud. So, the only natural thing to do was drink some more to dull the feeling.

Out of nowhere from across the club you saw him, and everything stopped. He was sitting with his shades on surrounded by Miles, Daniel, and Andrew. His head was turned to your direction, but you had no way of knowing if he saw you too. The lights in the club didn't afford you many details of him but you knew from experience he was dressed to the nines in some high-end designer’s runway look that he put a spin on to call his own. You didn't doubt he looked good.

 Your mind went back to all the times you'd spent together at fashion shows pointing out things you both liked then made a game of it to see who could gift the other first. You'd even spend hours at home trying on outfits just to show them off to each other and strip them right back off to worship each other’s bodies.

 A pang of pain struck your heart and you quickly looked away. Grabbing the bottle before you, you took it to the head. You were still too sober for this. Peeking back over you saw a pretty and thin mahogany-skinned woman slip onto his lap. She laced her arms around his neck and whispered in his ear. Kill Bill alarms went off and you had to fight every urge to storm over there and mark your property. The longer she lingered in his lap the truth spoke. A putrid acrid taste washed over your tastebuds and though it was a taste you’d experienced so infrequently; you knew what it was. Jealousy.  

 You were under no illusions that he'd been pining for you or celibate since you'd ended things. Yeah, he was in the middle of the season, but he wasn't a monk. He liked sex and it was something he did well. Why wouldn't he partake now that he could with anyone he wanted. You regretted that you hadn’t found a stallion to make you forget him yet.

 "If it isn't Y/N in the flesh and in the club without her chaperone."

 You looked up to the body standing in the lights glare making it impossible to make out their face. Squinting, you angled your head and smiled when you recognized Ruben’s face. Scoffing, you leaned back and crossed your legs.

"Ha, if it isn't Ruben Loftus-Cheek without his harem."

 He scoffed and shook his head. "Still a cheeky one I see."

 "Aww love that ain't ever gonna change. Can you handle it now?"

 Ruben looked you over as if he were really contemplating it. A few months ago, fresh off your breakup with Lewis he was there, and you'd had a nice night of flirting and canoodling until his, according to her, girlfriend pulled up causing a scene.

 "How's the girlfriend?"

 Ruben sat beside you bouncing his large soccer star knee against your thigh. You were sure it a move purposely done.

 "I told you; she wasn’t my girlfriend then and she isn't now. We'd broken up weeks before."

 You nodded and drank from the bottle again.

 "I really wish men would double check their statuses before approaching other women."

 "No need to double check when the words were exchanged. No need to stay somewhere you're not happy. Right?"

 You studied him. Though you'd kept your breakup relatively low, it had broken news, so it wasn’t farfetched to believe Ruben knew you were single right now.

 "I suppose."

 "So I get this off my chest now, he was an absolute fool to let you go. I never would have."

 His brown eyes were hypnotizing, and he knew it.

 "You know what they say, one man's trash."

 Ruben took your hand and lowered his lips to your knuckles, "You'll be my treasure."

 Damn did he spit some sexy game. Biting your bottom lip, you said fuck it. You lifted the champagne bottle to Ruben's lips then poured some into his mouth. As he tipped his head back to swallow you took a glance across the way and sure enough Lewis was watching with his shades lowered. An evil smirk split your face and you made a vow he'd regret being so cold with you by the time the night was done.

 Bottle after bottle popped and hour after hour Ruben remained by your side chatting and flirting up a storm. You wouldn't lie and say it didn't feel good having the attention of someone who showed they wanted you. The difference with Ruben and Lewis was that Lewis was mainly private and liked to stay away from public declarations and or outward expressions of emotion unless you were alone. You chalked it up to him being so reserved and deeply emotional underneath everything and never pushed for him to change. You loved him the way he was. Ruben showed off the object of his affection. His motto was I work hard so I can love just as hard. Whenever you were with him you had no doubt he was feeling you. It was addicting.

 In the middle of a sensual Latin dance, Ruben pulled your chin to him sealing your lips together. Your first reaction was to pull way because it felt so foreign to kiss anyone but Lewis, but you didn't. You allowed him to kiss you, teasing your lips with his and getting familiar with them. He pulled you closer, flush against his body and you felt every lean and powerful muscle that a premier player from an FC molded daily. A soft moan escaped you and Ruben responded by placing his hand at the small of your back. The kiss continued and before long you were lacing your fingers behind his neck. Every sensation was new, his lips, his taste, the way he held you against him and the feelings bubbling in your stomach. It felt different and entirely wrong.

 Before you made the move to pull away, you were being pulled away first.

 "Look at the time. Gotta go!”

 Amdala bit held firmly to your arm and continued pulling you away while Ruben pleaded with you to exchange numbers or continue the night together. Amdala was not hearing it though, she didn't stop or entertain his suggestions she gathered all your friends and made for the exit.

 "What the fuck, Y/N! So much for not being a sloppy drunk."

 You groaned.

 "Did you see Lewis?"

 "Yes, and he saw you and I'm sure several people saw you and him and that show."

 "He doesn't care. He didn't stop me."

 That realization said you were definitely done. When you got home you showered needing to wash away the remnants if the night. As you rinsed off your skin and applied your overnight hair mask your thoughts drifted to the many times Lewis had done this for you. He loved pampering you making you feel like relaxed. Perhaps it came from the years of him needing the same. He was a great provider. One day he may even make a good father.

 Without even realizing it your hand had dropped to your breast and you were now tweaking your nipples. Just like that the memory played of the last time he'd showered with you. It was a memory for the books, a shower that did not accomplish its goal. You both ended up as dirty at the end as you were in the beginning.

 Your hand swung out and smacked the wall as your fingers swirled around your aching bud. A shiver rushed through you, and it took great effort to pull yourself together. Groaning, you angrily grabbed your towel and wrapped your body. On your way out you grabbed the waiting bottle of rum on the sink counter. Once in your bedroom, you opted out of completing your nighttime routine. Instead, you sunk into the 5000 thread count blankets that decorated the ultra-luxurious bed you’d had custom made to your sleeping style and preference. Whenever you left for trips, you hated leaving it because it meant every night's sleep would be restless.

 You lodged yourself against the headboard, then brought the bottle to your lips once more.

 "Mmm."

 The silence in the house was deafening. Grabbing your phone, you went over to Twitter to snoop. After seeing a dark and blurry picture, that you knew was of yourself, sitting with Ruben having him whispering in your ear you followed a trail of other pieces of footage and tons of speculation.

 "Y/N seems to have moved past F1 and has her eyes on Premier League now. Is that a step up or backward?"

 "Bruh, if it ain't Lewis its backward. L for her."

 "Let’s talks about how Lewis could dare let her go. She's been showing out for the last few months and even I see what he’s missing. L for Lewis."

 "I saw him in a club a few weeks ago and he definitely doesn’t look like he is sleeping well or eating well. Regrets hit you hard."

 "They just needa get back together. Can you imagine the babies? 🥺"

 "He can do better. He's Sir Lewis Hamilton. She can go on."

 "Ruben Loftus-Cheek is a snaaaack. Bout time he was with a black woman. They cute together."

 "See---no way I’m gonna be with a man who has only ever dated white women. It means I’m an experiment and not a preference. Hard pass."

 "Ruben ain’t got shit on Lewis. She needa cut the playing and go on home to that man. Ain’t no substitute for number 1 which is number 44."

 You caught view of how many people retweeted and liked it and down the list you saw a familiar handle. Springing up, your eyes bugged.

 "@LewisHamilton"

 You quirked your brow then shook your head in disbelief. Scoffing, you went down the hole and found other shady tweets he’d liked or retweeted like he was some incognito user. This was definitely not in character.

 15 minutes later, you were done with the rum and done with inhibitions. You found your phone and without needing to look you dialed him. It rang once, that's it. Once.

 "Little bunny."

 Your belly flipped hearing his nickname for you. It always flipped, every single time.

 "Still remember that name?"

 "That name still has an effect?"

 Arrogant ass, you thought.

 "We both know it never affected me as much as you. We both know whenever it came out your mouth you were hard seconds later."

 "Oh is that what you’re doing tonight? Sitting in that big comfy bed that is an exact replica of mine...sorry ours, thinking about me hard?"

 "I think we both know who is thinking about who tonight sir likes a lot," you replied in reference to his liking spree. You knew he’d catch on.

 A soft chuckle was your answer.

 "Yeah I thought so. I know you think of me. You think of my skin just reminiscing about how silky it feels against yours, under your fingers, how good it always smells, coconut, rose, and brown sugar. My lips, you drive yourself crazy thinking about how sweet they are, better than any wine. How they always bring you to your knees with the slightest lick, bite, touch. Then there’s my eyes and how hypnotizing they always were to seduce you in just seconds. My hands and how magical they were. I know you want me, Lewis. I know it as certain as I know no one but me will ever do for you. I’ve—ruined—you."

 The alcohol in your system was churning and really pushing you tonight.

 "And what about you little bunny? Do you think of me?"

 You literally bite your tongue for a few seconds hoping to stop yourself from answering truthfully.

 "Come on little bunny, you can tell me."

 "i think about your mouth a lot. I think about how you could never get enough of my pussy. I think about how you feasted on me for hours and still couldn’t get enough. I think about your thick fingers, God you had magic fingers. I miss you eating my pussy as you fucked me with those fingers before you gave me that beautiful, beautiful dick. Fuck, when you got into dom mode...nothing could compare. Uuugh, this pussy misses you as much as that dick misses me."

 When you took a beat, you realized your fingers were fast at work on a mission to get you off. The stretch if silence allowed you to hear the squelching echo around you. You were so wet, and you didn’t care if he heard. You wanted him to. This was the game after all. Lewis released a shudder, and you knew just what he was doing. A devilish smirk stretched across your face.

 "You miss this cock down your throat?"

 Your smile widened, you had him and he knew it too.

 "You know I do. My favorite thing to do is choke on it. Nothing better than not being able to breathe cause my throat is full of you. I love when you fuck my throat ‘till I can’t speak the next day then do it again like it’s my only remedy. Mmmm."

 Your fingers swirled faster and faster. You were so close. Lewis groaned in your ear and the deep baritone took you to another level of ecstasy. It was almost like he was right behind you and your fingers were his.

 "Tell me you want me, king."

 Silence. It stretched for so long you didn’t think he'd answer. Then after a minute or so, his voice ran through you in a reply that had the effect of a cock thrusting into you.

 "I want you little bunny. I want you so fucking much it hurts."

 The tension in his voice was so clear, it made it so tight, as if he were clenching his jaw through the entire sentence.

 “Let me hear how much you want me little bunny.”

 You shuddered again and let his voice do everything it has always done—take you away. You let out a moan that stretched so long you could feel the oxygen depleting from your lungs. You didn’t feel like you needed it though, it felt like all your body needed was him. You took a loud gulp of air as a shiver ran down your spine and curled in your gut. It was the telltale sign you were tipping the edge.

 “You wish this pussy was in front of you right now, don’t you? Wish you could bury your face between my legs.”

 Lewis grunted again then cursed on the next breath. You dipped two of your fingers inside your heat and hissed out, half in elation and half frustration. You wanted them to be his fingers.

 “This pussy is as tight as ever.”

 “Fuck,” Lewis grumbled, his own frustrations bubbling to the surface.

 You couldn’t help bit giggle. The power you felt was intoxicating.

 “That tight pussy always fit you like a glove. God!”

 A whimper escaped you, then a mewl and when your fingers sped and dipped deeper than before his name slipped out.

 “Oh, little bunny, you will forever be the death of me.  Do you understand how weak you make me, how utterly—open you have me all the time?”

 “Prove it. Cum with me king. I’m so fucking close and I’m not waiting.”

 With every plunge of your fingers, you crept closer and closer to complete combustion. Your shared panting and moans of pleasure was all that was uttered between you, both only focused on release. You sensed it was a release that both of you desperately needed, a release you both yearned for and hadn’t found since your last night together before everything went to hell.

 “Y/N,” Lewis grunted at the same time you screeched his name both of you finally getting sucked into the forcefield of pleasure that had only one goal—to cripple both of you.

The wave your rode took complete control sending your body into convulsions and making it next to impossible to catch a full breath. The intensity of your orgasm made your toes curl, eyes roll back in your head and your fingers involuntarily throwing up gang signs. Ever so slowly your body returned to the plush blankets covering your bed. Your skin was sensitive as was every part of your body.

 You could feel all the alcohol you’d had creeping up on you. Your exhaustion was becoming too much to stave off. As your breathing settled and you snuggled into the mattress you finally felt complete calm, complete satiation. A soft sigh fell from your lips as your eyes fluttered closed.

 “I miss you Y/N, I miss you more than you know. So much I’m--incomplete.”

 His voice was so low compared to the pounding of your heart in your ears. It was so low, you almost missed it. Almost. Your eyes opened again, and you gazed into your ceiling. He sounded just as he’d admitted—open. He sounded completely unlike how he had three months ago. Your throat tightened with the knot of emotion you knew came before your tears and you clenched your jaw. No, you wouldn’t let him do this again. The hurt was too deep this time.

 “And yet, you chose to break my heart and let me go. Goodbye, Lewis. Thanks for the orgasm.”

 You ended the call and laid ever so still in the darkness of your room until your exhaustion won and took you to a place of dreams and fantasies. It was enough for tonight.

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[ghouljams]

Thinking about how Crybaby is very much a crybaby. Like she can't argue and get mad with someone without almost crying. hell, even if it not her that's arguing, Soap and Threat are like screaming at each other mad and Crybaby is trying to talk through tears and wobbly voice like, " hEy lEtS juSt talK it out okay??? 🥹🥺😢🥲".

She also apologises when she knocks into inanimate objects.

Also every bug that comes into the flat must be safely and peacefully brought outside. She cried once because Threat killed a moth inside the house.

She also has to look at Doesthedogdie.com before watching a movie because she will not be okay emotionally for a few days if one does.

Idk I just think Crybaby is very open with her emotions around the people she cares about. Her eyes water after kissing her lovers cuz, "just.. just love you so much ❤️"

End of ramble 😅

Crybaby is very in touch with her emotions and that's ok! She's very fae in that respect. The 1fae1 is sort of weird in that they aren't as ruled by their emotions as most fae are(this is something Love is currently struggling with). Fae traditionally are usually thought to only experience 1 emotion at a time, and to follow the whims of that emotion without really thinking about it. This is why it's so important to keep them in good humors.

Crybaby and Gaz's darling are the only ones that actually experience their emotions in normal healthy ways lol. Crybaby will always get between Threat and Soap when they're starting to get a little too feral with each other and the tears stop them dead. Crybaby tears up at sad commercials. A wedding on TV and Crybaby is getting a little sniffly. Walking past puppies being put up for adoption? Watery eyes. The world is just so beautiful and Crybaby loves it so dearly.

Everyone is so concerned every time it happens. Except Threat and Love who think it's kinda hot.

[spidey-bie]

lmao wouldn't it be so funny if hobie was the type of person to just randomly lore dump about shit that happened to him a while ago

you'd just be talking to him and suddenly his adhd would kick in and he'd be like "oh yeah by the way about two months ago I adopted a sea turtle that lives in the canal that my boat's in. I named him Fred."

and you'll just be like where tf did that come from??

he seems like the type to talk to inanimate objects idk why

he'll be playing catch and when he drops the ball he'll be like "whoops, sorry" to it. Maitreyi would be like "hello? are you okay??" and he'd be like "I dropped him (the ball) :("

also I feel like he'd call everyone love but he only calls specific people darling like people he's really close with or his s/o or something cuz it feels like referring to someone as love is generic among British people while calling someone darling is a lot more intimate but maybe thats just me

he'd call Maitreyi darling and sunshine and she'll call him bee or baby. he loves it when she calls him baby cuz it just makes him feel all warm inside 🥺

Back at again with the showing Hobie love. LET'S ALL BABY THIS MAN TOGETHER.

(Disclaimer I'm not British lol)

Also yeah. He sounds like those old folk that drop some of the most jaw dropping facts about themselves like it's nothing. "Oh yeah we renovated and modified half of the playgrounds in the area last week." And you're just sitting there like HUH where was I at????? (Ansi just sitting unphased atp whenever Hobie shares something new.)

[eeclare]

Hot take (not really)

Gene and Tina are most definitely autistic. They’re the two characters in the show that show the most obvious autistic traits; Gene does have meltdowns on occasion (best example of this is season 7 episode 8 “The Laser-inth”) and has a major special interest in music, as well as his general lack of understanding in social situations (like when he talks about his bodily functions at inappropriate moments). Tina vocal stims CONSTANTLY. Like. It’s one of the things her character is known for! I’ve heard people say that she’s not stimming because she only does it when things are going wrong or when she’s stressed/anxious but stimming is often a self-soothing method. So yeah, she stims. She has a major special interest in horses and idk her erotic friend-fiction does not strike me as neurotypical lol. And of course there’s her general social awkwardness lol how could I forget that

Louise, Bob, and Linda are neurodivergent for sure!! And I think that a great argument can be made for Bob being autistic! In fact, i do headcannon him as being autistic, just as an autistic person that is masking almost constantly. The only time he lets himself unmask is when he’s doing something that pertains to his special interests (burgers, cooking, Thanksgiving) or when he’s doing something he’s invested in! There’s also the fact that he humanizes inanimate objects like cooking utensils and food (among many, many other things) but that’s not necessarily an autistic trait in Bob, I honestly think it’s more of a trauma response to him having a really rough childhood. He’s also shown to have a really hard time in social situations and he often feels like something is wrong with him, or that he’s too different from everyone else to really fit in. This is actually something that all the Belchers are shown to experience throughout the series. Back to Bob though, while I think that this feeling of being too different and not fitting is likely due to autism AND his rough upbringing all in one.

Onto Linda and Louise. To me, they’re the most ambiguous out of all the Belchers. There are some episodes that I watch where I think that they totally could be Autistic and then in other episodes I think “meh, not so much”. There’s for sure some ADHD in there though (same could be said for Gene). They do both show that they have an issue with authority figures though, which is an Autistic trait, but it could also just be that they’re generally rebellious characters lol

All this being said, I want to state right here and now that I totally accept that not everyone thinks the Belchers are autistic. That’s completely valid! I recognize that neurotypical people often project themselves onto TV show characters that they relate to. What I’m saying though, is that there are a lot of signs that most (if not all) the Belchers are autistic/neurodivergent. I really love Bob’s burgers discourse, and if anyone wants to help me out with Linda and Louise then please do :) I find that I have a harder time with them because they’re just not characters that I am able to relate my own experiences to

I hope that this post is coherent, I don’t really post all that much, but I’ve been thinking about this for a while and I just wanted to share my thoughts with everyone

[ratsoh-writes]

What're they like when drunk?

Partner: flirtatious and so well coordinated that you’ll have no idea that he’s drunk

Rowdy: bouncy, wanting to party, maybe jump off a roof. Please stop him!

Stitches: he has zero alcohol tolerance so his drink is already in the puking and passing out stage

Tinker: when he’s drunk, he’s chatty. It’s kinda hard understanding what he’s saying, but he will talk to anyone

Pearl: she’s catty and a huge gossip, a little mean too. She doesn’t like her difficult nature when drunk so Pearl rarely drinks

Silex: he gets cuddly and whiny, another annoying drunk personality

Taffy: she’s cuddly and emotional. She cries about how much she loves every one. It’s hilarious

Pudding: clumsy, walking into everything and every one, and flirts with inanimate objects lol

[slasheru]

Hi :3 I’m kinda having a bad night rn but I’m distracting myself by playing slasher u (for like the 10th time lmao) and I was wondering: how do u think the dateables would react/what would they do if their partner was having a really bad day? It’s alright if u don’t wanna answer lol and I hope ur having a good day/night <3

<3333 Of course! I wrote a decent amount of Slasher U when I was having a hard time myself irl, Hex's "how's your day" dialogue is actually something I put in to cheer myself up when I was writing it (:

Tate: Tate's had SO MANY bad days he might be an expert at helping you with YOURS. It's immediately hugs, blanket city, asking you about it and letting you vent if you want, listening, and if you don't feel like talking, he's there to tell you about HIS day or some cool thing you both discovered, like a movie you wanna watch. Tate is a BIIIIG cuddler. He's already passing you the flask and shutting the doors to the A/V lab so you guys don't get interrupted by randos (because Tate figures you could use a good cry, and he knows HE wouldn't want people around for that - besides you!) Tate's Bad Day empathy is off the CHARTS. He would hold you tight til either the sun came up or you felt better, whichever takes longer. He would also fight anyone who came to see you who you didn't wanna see, even though he KNOWS he'd get his ass kicked. Worth it, to save you.

Hex: OH NO! MY BABE IS HAVING A BAD DAY! :(((( Hex goes into SUPERHERO mode - he might be a little bit TOO enthuasiastic about cheering you up, at first, but his sole purpose in life is now making you feel better. Hex would try really, really hard and really really deeply to understand you and your pain as best as he can, like, REALLY leave no stone unturned. His love language is "understanding people". Hex's go-to cheer-ups are: Picking you up like a prince/ess, buying you food and coffee, hugging/cuddling you on the couch while you watch TV, showing you memes he found, never leaving your side, and doing acts of service like giving you a back rub or getting you your fave ice cream from the campus convenience store. He'd fall asleep on you/near you/with you all day/night just so you wouldn't have to be alone. :) He'd also sneak into any class big enough not to notice him, just so he could keep keeping you company!

Laila: Laila is the one person (besides maybe Sawyer) who would ACTIVELY try to fix your problems, haha. My darling Player is having a bad day?? Who did this? Sit down, have some tea, I've already come up with a ten-step plan to fix your problems AND I'm gonna start as soon as you feel comfortable enough for me to make some phone calls while I cuddle you til you feel better! Laila's got major "S/HE/THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES >:((((" energy so she'd be a great mix of actually comforting and vulnerable, especially if you had a hard emotional time, and handling whatever it is that made you upset - she knows more responsibility at a time like this can be crushing, and she's your Final Girl, dammit! Don't worry about a THING, Player - Laila's on the case!

Juno: Juno knows any world that hurts the Player they like/love is the WORST and SUCKS and Player is the BEST and FUCK ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE!! Though Juno's go-to cheering up is definitely partying and shenanigans, they'd actually ask the player what they'd like. Their favorite way to cheer people up is distracting them from their troubles, so Juno would probably plan all KINDS of fun date-style activities from parties to walks to pranks to adventures, for however as many days it takes for you to smile again. If you're a partier, they'd drop molly with you and talk for hours and hours about feelings. They would ALSO harbor a deep grudge against whoever/whatever did this to you (even if it's an inanimate object/concept, like, failing a class).

Sawyer: Sawyer would feel your pain/sadness VERY VERY DEEPLY. He'd probably start by spending hours listening to you or holding you, then ask if you wanted him to actively try and fix the problem. He'd spend a HUGE amount of time with you comforting you, basically kicking his aftercare into overdrive - Sawyer's the kind of guy who would cancel work or class to comfort you. (And if it got to the point where he'd be fired, well, looks like he's asking his boss/professors to work from home so he can be with you). He's also the kind of guy who definitely orders food and booze and weed and VHS tapes right to the dorms so you wouldn't have to go anywhere. He'd get REALLY protective - he's not letting anyone hurt you ever again, though. EVER - though he's not restrictive about it. The second anyone calls you a name behind your back, though, BAM. Sawyer's knife, their face, etc :V Sawyer's respectful of your boundaries more than anything, so he'd want to show you how much he loves you WITHOUT you ever feeling stifled or uncomfortable.

I hope your night gets better!!! <3333

[theacedragon0w0]

Red Fish Blue Fish

A Voltage aquarium dating fic, yes I'm normal about this ship

Vlk belongs to @imapuppy5000

"Sage I think I found your doppelganger, " Vlk pointed at a particularly large catfish, looking over to see Sage's reaction, unfortunately they looked more curious than offended.

"Huh, I can see the similarities."

Vlk cupped Sage's face, "You know you are impossible to insult?"

Sage with their mushed faced replied, "Yeah, sorry I'm not a lot of fun,"

"No don't apologize, and I'm having an amazing time with you."

It was nice that Sage invited Vlk to check out the new aquarium, with some sea creatures being showcased originating form the envy ring itself. It was nice that the two sinners were able to be alone, given the fact that Sage was put on a tighter leash after their past scuffle woth their old boss.

They made their way to a secluded part of the aquarium, most of everyone was at the large leviathan display so the two were alone.

"Vlk? You look a bit distant dear,"

"Oh, I'm fine, it's just," Vlk fiddled her thumbs, "I like it when it's just us you know? Don't get me wrong I love the others, Rosalina, Hazel, and Velvette to an extent, but you," Vlk cradled Sage's face, brushing her thumb across their lips, "You make me better, you make me want to be better, and fuck, you are just, the sweetest, funniest, biggest dork I have ever met."

Sage looked down, their face a deep violet, "you know you are pretty great too."

"Oh really? Tell me, how did I manage to woo you into adding me into your roster of lovers?"

Sage placed their hand under their chin, "Well for starters, you have an amazing bod,"

"Oh really?" Vlk grabbing one of Sage's belt loops, pulling them closer, "I know that's not everything."

Sage took a deep breath, "You inspire me, you don't take shit from anyone, even those that nobody would dare to talk back, your ferocity, your passion, and well," Sage grabbed Vlk's hands, "you put up with me."

Vlk closed the distance, wrapping her arms around Sage's neck as their lips met, Vlk giggling as Sage spun the fox in their arms. The couple stopped as Sage almost tripped over a trashcan.

"It amazes me that you can dodge punches but end up running into any inanimate object."

"What can I say? It's a natural talent of mine."

Sage ushered Vlk at one of the tide pools, pointing at an urchin, "This one is you."

Vlk sneered, "How so? I hope this isn't a joke Sage,"

"Just watch," Sage whispered, placing their hand into the water, after a few minutes, the urchin slowly crawled onto her hand, Sage held their prosthetic out for Vlk, which she begrudgingly gave her paw. Sage lowered Vlk's hand into the water, it was cold but Vlk quickly got used to it, watching as Sage carefully passed the urchin onto Vlk's paw.

"You see Vlk, like this Urchin, you have this spiky exterior that helps you defend yourself from predators, but given a gentle hand, you are open to the opportunity to be held without worrying about what others think."

Vlk's cheeks redden, "Fuck you know what to say in your weird analogies huh?"

"Yeah I blame Stripes, now hold still, I have to take a picture of this."

Which Sage posted on their Pensta, captioning the picture as "Aqua date with a foxy beauty! The little guy is the best wingman here!"

Vlk looked over and saw that Velvette was the first to comment to the post, "Adorable! The urchin looks like it's trying to steal your date lol."

Vlk scoffed, which Sage noticed, "you might not realize it but Velvette likes you too you know?"

Vlk flicked her fur, "Well I am irresistible like you said," but Sage squeezed Vlk's paws, "No I'm serious, Velvette pretty much stalks your posts and constantly asks me what colors you like and twists my arm about your music tastes."

"Huh, and what have you said?"

"I told her that she would have to ask you herself, which is why she is taking you out next week to that light performance."

Vlk's face was flushed, "I was under the impression that she wanted to use me for a scarf, given that I'm stealing you from her."

Sage stopped Vlk, "You aren't stealing me from anyone, yes the whole soul situation makes me hers legally but I have seen her around you, she wants you just as much as I do."

Vlk's shoulders relaxed as Sage pulled them along, heading towards the next exhibit that had glowing jellyfish.

[sasterisk]

Sasterisk's Intro Post (for the tumblr culture)

Call me Saster! I'm Bisexual and I use She/Her & They/Them pronouns! I’m from Michigan, in the USA. I have ADHD, and probably some other stuff that I don't rlly know of yet :P

I’m a 20 y/o Art and Design student focusing on animation! If you wanna see more of my work, check out my youtube channel and my instagram, that’s where I post most often!

Linktree;

These are the fandoms I like! Prone to change, so sorry if its outdated;

Hermitcraft

Life Series / Trafficblr

Moomins

Object Shows (mostly Inanimate Insanity (and mostly season 2 (and mostly suitloon stuff)))

Warrior Cats

Adventure Time (I love Prismo)

Pokemon & Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

Splatoon

Others I can't think of rn :P

DNI's;

The usual (bigotry, sexism, ableism, proshipping, etc etc)

If you're under 13 y/o. My blog will not contain NSFW (probably) but I swear and might talk about things meant for mature audiences occasionally.

will update if needed...

BYF;

I do a LOT of shipping (Hermitshipping and Object Shows especially), and have a lot of opinions on said ships.

If I ever reblog something of yours that makes you uncomfortable, let me know! I will delete it if you ask!

I'm not too familiar with the internet culture on Tumblr, so sorry if I seem awkward lol, happy to learn, though!

Please use tone indicators for things you feel could be taken in the wrong ways, such as using /p(latonic) and /j(oke)

My tags;

#SasterDoodles - For my artwork!

#SasterRambles - For rambling about whatever

will make others when needed...

Thanks for reading, happy scrolling!

[orzamara]

Аня, привет! У меня есть вопрос - it's fine if you don't want to answer!

Since I'm nonbinary myself, I wanted to ask how you refer to yourself in russian? or if you know which options people use? most google results i found are from 4-5 years ago so i'm not sure if they're up to date

спасибо большое 💙

hi, renée, it's all good! i am actually thrilled to have an opportunity to rant

the other day i was listening to a podcast with a russian comedian who recently came out as non-binary, and they said they were never able to fully comprehend just how thoroughly grammatically gendered the russian language is before deciding to go by different pronouns... and i've never felt more understood lol

this is going to be kind of long, because i love to talk about languages, but i'm also not an actual linguist, so excuse me if some of my wording is off

so, there are two most common options that i know of:

the first one is они/их, the equivalent of the english they/them

russian-speaking people often have the same old complaint about it being "strictly plural", But when referring to someone with the formal "you" ("вы"), which is the same word as the plural "you", the endings of the verbs are the same too (hence, a phrase like "Как вы себя чувствуете?" ("How are you feeling?") could be used for a singular person and no one would bat an eye)*, so it certainly has potential! it becomes much trickier when you're talking in first person, though, especially in past tense, as sentences like "Я чувствовали себя отлично" ("I felt great") sound "wrong" and grammatically incorrect to an unprepared ear

the second one is оно/его, the equivalent of the english it/its

yet again, the same complaint about it being intended for inanimate objects, and, therefore, dehumanizing. but we need to remember that while words like "солнце" (sun), "яблоко" (apple) or "одеяло" (blanket) are referred to as "оно", there are also words that mean inanimate objects that are referred to as "она" ("she"), like "стена" (wall), or as "он" ("he"), like "ковёр" (rug), and that doesn't suddenly make them living things. neither does it depend on anything more than "idk, it just sounded right" — like, nobody's going to argue that a rug somehow has more masculine qualities than a wall. so, i say we are certainly capable of moving past that

there are also always neopronouns, but i don't think i'm qualified enough to talk about them, so i just won't

that leaves us with two options that both sound strange at first, but start to feel more organic the more you hear it and the more you use it. or, in other words, language is ever-evolving, and we need to quit being little bitches about it

that being said, i go by она/её in russian — the funny thing about being bilingual is that seemingly equivalent things sometimes don't feel the same at all. i'm way more comfortable with она/её than i am with she/her. though, i've noticed that i'm not a huge fan of strangers using it, so i ask to be referred to by the formal "you" and just try to avoid using the first person past tense verbs by using passive voice or Rephrasing™ instead. i wish i could use они/их for myself, but i'm not ready for all the explaining it requires, at least yet

*i also came up with a different example, but i'm not sure how it classifies lol. anyway, sentences like, for example, "i was told" translate the same way as "they told me" — "мне сказали". even if it was just one person. all the more reasons to get over the fear of the singular "они"!

[pantherlover]

A Local Habitation Re-Read: Part 3

Hello again! As always, these commentaries are not spoiler free, and please come talk to me about stuff! It's way more fun that way!

Chapter Eight:

I keep forgetting how much I loved Toby having Tybalt's jacket. (Also lol at Toby going 'the scent of Tybalt's magic comforting for some reason. This is for sure a thought that I don't need to dwell on Ever')

I really like the idea of inanimate objects having Opinions about being enchanted. It feels like an offshoot of knowes being alive.

I would love to know more about Dryads and whether April having control over how old she presents herself (at least I assume she does; I know she looks older at the end of this book, and I'm pretty sure she looks younger again when January gets brought back) is a Dryad thing or a being part computer thing.

Everything that Toby says about how the Daoine Sidhe are viewed is really interesting given that we now know that she's not one. She says that they're mostly known for being bloodworkers, but I think for most of the series they're better known for their illusions (and for overwhelmingly being the ruling nobility)? I wonder if she thinks that Daoine Sidhe are more associated with bloodworking originally because that's what she and Amandine are associated with.

Relatedly, she says that the Daoine Sidhe 'didn't sign up for the position of "most likely to handle your corpses"'; given what we know about Eira now, I don't think that's true at all. Considering how often Eira (and all of her children) were responsible for death, it actually makes a lot of sense that they'd be able to steal a person's secrets/memories after killing them. (That's SUCH a grim thought; that after a taking a person's life, Eira would be able to take from them anything they wouldn't give her)

Chapter Nine:

Okay, their (probably specially designed) security cameras were turned off, the bodies had wounds that were likely made with the machine *they* were designing, and Toby tells them that the blood no longer contained memories - you know, the thing that they were specifically trying to do - and it still took them THREE MORE DEATHS to admit what might be involved in killing people?? They are putting *effort* into being in denial about this.

Toby always worries that she broke Quentin when he charges head first into danger, but he's asking to stay and help roughly 30 seconds after seeing his second and third bodies, so I don't think Quentin's self-preservation was as well developed as she tells herself it was.

Chapter Ten:

I don't think Gordon's actually too bad at diverting suspicion from herself, although she does hit 'the lady doth protest too much' levels a couple times. The most suspicious thing about her is probably that she's never the first person to find the body.

I love April kinda-sorta conveying appropriate emotions (presumably to optimize people's responses to her requests) but not quite caring enough to seem genuine.

Chapter Eleven:

It's weird for Toby to not automatically arm herself. I give her a lot of grief for her lack of common sense, but I will admit that there are lessons that she's learned.

Although Toby definitely shouldn't be giving anyone shit over not being sensible.

'Three of us jumped at every shadow, while Gordon just walked blindly on.' Okay, that's also really suspicious. I know none of them are great at staying in pairs, but everyone other than Gordon was at least a little bit nervous about it. Gordon being the only one to point out that being in pairs isn't helpful if one of them is the murderer also feels a little ironic, like she's thought it through more than everyone else because she had to. I might just be projecting a bit on that because I know she's the murderer though.

I feel like this situation where April has to be rebooted is demonstrating a flaw in their plan to digitize everybody. (Also, did anyone guess that Seanan McGuire would predict the Metaverse?) Even if you could digitize most of Faerie, *someone* still needs to be on the outside to make sure that the system is running. That's a lot of trust to put in someone to not just shut everything down and effectively kill everyone who was 'downloaded' onto the server.

It's possible that Toby was so bad at picking up clues in this situation because Alex's enchantments was making her more willing to dismiss anything suspicious.

That's it for now! Please feel free to come talk about things with me.

[asherlookit]

Steve and robin headcanons cause i said so

bit of a longer post bc i love them so much

- robin makes all the mixtapes for steves car!!! she's made one for long drives, morning drives, robin leaning, steve leaning, and for all weather

- steve "if i don't give physical affection this instant I'm going to die" harrington and robin "hGHHH fine u can hug me whatever but make it quick" buckley

- they once went into a corn maze cause they thought it would be funny but when hour three comes and theyre still lost their bickering gets a little too intense and the ride home is absolutely silent

- robin tries to teach steve one of the languages she speaks, he's a really slow learner but he uses the very few words they DO have to fuck with dustin and pretend they're talking shit about him in Italian or something

- in return steve tries teaching robin to cook once but after she almost sets his hair on fire he decides to just cook for the two of them for the rest of their lives

- robin absolutely fucking solos steve in arm wrestling contests. he doesn't know how bc hes a pretty strong guy if he does say so himself (it's spite and willpower)

-steve was sooooo fucking embarrassing at her graduation. I'm talking full whooping "that's my BEST FRIEND!!!!" as she walks up the stage. she calls him an idiot but she's absolutely beaming

- robins freakishly into puzzles, and really good at them too, steve starts buying her puzzles weekly like a dad who finds out their kid likes oranges and uses it to connect with them, it gets to a point where she has to stop him because her house simply doesn't have room. (he's like "I've got loads of space in my house?, problem solved lol")

- steve the kinda guy to apologise to inanimate objects when he bumps into them. robin thinks it's very stupid till she picks up the habit

- took a knitting class together mainly as a joke. robins "scarf" was full of back stitches and holes but steve oddly took to it really well. makes hats for all the kids during winter but makes robin give them over bc he gets too embarrassed to do it himself ("Steve made you hats-" "roBIN SHUT UP")

- robin threatens to shave steves head in his sleep. this has never not worked in shutting steve up, not matter how obviously empty the threat

- allergic to cats steve vs drops everything to pet cats on the street robin

- really in tune to what one another needs during panic attacks or nightmares, it's never been a proper conversation between them but it's happened often enough that they've each worked it out

- They travel together for a year- it's super chaotic but robin finds it great practice for when she goes to europe, and she enjoys every second of it. they've a whole albums worth of photographs by the time theyre home

- when she comes home from her solo european travels, steve throws her a big welcome home party, and she sees every single post card she sent him stuck to his fridge

[misschimotosuwa-blog]

Why are y'all over there shipping this trash

When THIS is the OBVIOUS choice

Boomer is over there, flinging boogers and earwax at her, AND sexually harassing her. Uh uh.

But Cody's over here, defending her from bullies, AND, I think I'm pretty safe to say: "sparking her love of bubbles". Obviously, we have a winner.

Powerpuff Girls Z My Ship for Bubbles and Episode 12 and 48 Re-cap

When I was first introduced to this show years and years ago, the two episodes that involve Cody made such an impression on me, I was OBSESSED. In episode 12 when Cody is first introduced, Bubbles passes an old park that she used to play at when she was little, and became very nostalgic for her childhood, especially for ONE SPECIFIC moment. A moment where she made a friend. It was a rainy day, and she was having fun splashing in the puddles, when these bullies appeared and threatened her, and the other little girls to leave -- kicking soccer balls at them. Then, outta nowhere, a cool and slightly older boy, catches a soccer ball, being flung towards the little girls, and begins fending off the bullies. He then gets pinned to the ground by one of the bullies, and in defense, he begins to fake a cough, which renders them to give up, and leave. Baby Bubbles goes to check-up on her mysterious knight. He immediately gets up, and asks if SHE is alright, and tends to her wound. He reassures her that everything is fine, and begins to blow bubbles in attempt to cheer her up. He starts to blow all kinds of bubbles, and displays this really cool trick where he begins to blow one big bubble, and a bunch of little ones inside -- he blows one more time -- it pops, and the tiny bubbles release into a beautiful spiral in the air.

Bubbles is mesmerized. (I'm sure, because 1. He saved her, and 2. These are incredible tricks. I'm sure that by doing this for her, she really grew to love bubbles, WHICH, ends up being her super power later in life. Idk, I think it's sweet). Anyways, the kids all have to go home, but Bubbles really wants to see Cody again, so they decide to pinky swear that they'll continue to show up at the very same park until they cross paths again. So sweet!!

Bubbles continues for years to show up at the park, in hopes of being reunited with her defender and friend, but they never crossed paths.

Flash forward to when she is a super hero, and black z rays have affected many people, animals, small organisms, and inanimate objects alike. A black z ray, has struck Cody (who's been "trapped" in a hospital, probably as long as when Bubbles and Cody first met -- hence why she never saw him again) turning him into a fully functional "werewolf", and breaks out of the hospital just to be free for a time, but everyone is afraid of him... Go figure... But so sad 🥺🥲. The Powerpuff Girls Z get called to handle the mayhem he's been causing, and they find him sitting down at the park where Bubbles and him first met... Blowing bubbles. Bubbles is taken aback... And starts wondering who this mysterious werewolf might be. He then proceeds to do the bubble trick he showed her years ago. And she knows for sure now!! That scary werewolf is the sweet boy that "saved" her, all those years ago!!! Blossom and Buttercup are ready to rumble, and beat this naughty werewolf! But right as they're about to attack, Bubbles blocks their attack with a bubble shield, and proceeds to stand in front of the werewolf to guard him.

Buttercup and Blossom are over here like "tf you doing Bubbles??" (Haha, not an exact quote lol) and she's like "this is my old friend Cody, I just know it". Of course Blossom and Buttercup are skeptical, but Bubbles proceeds to try to talk to the werewolf, saying that he might look scary, but she knows it's really her friend Cody in there, and proceeds to hug him -- so tight.

He then turns around, and heads to the woods 🥺🥲😔 (we're all on our toes like "WHAAAA?! But it was just getting good!! Where he going?!?!"). Anyways, Bubbles looks off into the distance claiming that she'll rescue him, just like he did for her, all those years ago. And that's basically the end of episode 12, and we don't see Cody again until episode 48... Wtf?!?!!

So here we are at episode 48, the Powerpuff Girls Z find themselves once again, at the park where Bubbles first met Cody, and she begins thinking about him again. Later that night, Bubbles gets an alert from the professor that they've gotten some intel on her friend, from a nearby hospital. The following day, the girls proceed to investigate the hospital, and get information from a nurse there. She tells them of a sweet boy named Cody there, and how she went to check on him, but he was missing from his bed, and a werewolf jumped out and scared her, and headed outside. Curious little Bubbles asks what Cody was like at the hospital. The nurse then tells her that he was the sweetest little boy, and acted like a big brother to all of the other patients -- but he had been at the hospital for over 7 years. (After the nurse says this, Bubbles seems to have some sort of "spark" in her eye, which makes me believe that that was how long ago she met him, so that brings us to understand why Cody never returned to the park). The nurse then says that she and the doctors always tried to inform him that he had to be patient, and ONE day, his bones would grow stronger, and he'd be ok... But Cody was sick of waiting -- I would be too.

We then see Cody running free as a werewolf, and trying to enjoy being "free", but everyone is terrified of him, and he begins to doubt enjoying his new form... He then remembers how Bubbles acted towards him, that she wasn't afraid of him, and he begins to try and find her.

Bubbles and Cody then find each other at the park where they first met. Blossom and Buttercup are yet again, defensive, but Bubbles steps forward, and decides to de-transform in front of Cody. (Huh?!?!). Cody then recognizes her as that little girl he once saved... (Even in his black z ray transformation! And lemme tell ya, that is VERY difficult, because those rays make you forget who you were before they hit you, and basically everything else you once knew!! So this goes to show what a strong young man he is, and how strong Bubbles and Cody's bond is... That he's able to break through that transformation barrier to try to remember and communicate with her). They then sit on a bench and converse about what they'd essentially like to do with their lives, and Cody brings up wanting to be free, and has a whole scpiel about how the doctors told him he'd get better but nothing ever changed.. and then... he gets triggered -- turns back into his full werewolf-black z ray form, and screams about not wanting to go back to the hospital or his old life. Because now, he can run free in his new form. Blossom and Buttercup proceed to try to tame him by fighting him, but find that he's unbeatable. Bubbles then transforms back into her superhero form, and makes several attempts at "weakening" him -- I guess you'd say? In order to return him to the lab and have the professor turn him to normal like they usually do with black z ray victims, but she keeps getting beaten down. And even though she's become very weak from his attacks, she still steps back up and has faith and determination to help her friend, just as he helped her, all those years ago. And as she mentions that, his eyes change from red to blue, and claims that he remembers that day, and gives in, and tells her that he wants to be normal again. Bubbles then forms a magic bubble around Cody, and blows tiny bubbles inside of it, just like the trick he showed her years ago to cheer her up, and once the bubble pops, we find Cody, in his original human form kneeling on the ground. WHOAH. HOLD UP. Y'all. That's NEVER been done before. The professor always changes the people back to their original form with his special z ray gun thing... But with her determination, love, and magical bubbles... Somehow SHE turned him back!!! (TF!!! Just goes to show again that their friendship and love are stronger than any frickin z ray that comes their way! And that y'all should ship this lol 🤣).

Haha, but getting back to the story, Cody willingly returns to hospital in hopes of getting better. And the girls take Bubbles to go visit him. Bubbles is all shy to enter his room, but the girls encourage her by pushing her in -- she blushes and stutters. Cody smiles, and says that it's nice to have a visitor since he rarely gets any... (AHHH MY HEART!!! This poor boy deserves so much better!!! Which is whyyyy... He deserves Bubbles! Lol). And then she says she'll continue to come visit him until he gets betterrrrrrrr 😫😭❤️❤️❤️

Love. This is true love/friendship. Y'all should ship it. Or you're wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

--Miss Chi Motosuwa 💕

[cross-armageddon]

Yep my brain has done it again here are what I speculate the powers are

Saki - so idk how to explain it but it's like redirecting electricity. If something has electricity she can redirect with surprising precision. It's like the opposite of tsukasa who can summon electricity but isn't very good at controlling it

Mizuki - so she can control how people perceive/view her. It's kinda like Kano from kagerou but op. I thought of this bc love can change how you perceive someone and blah blah blah idk I think that's how my thought process went. I remember a while ago I had this au where Mizuki had the power to sew things together by touching them but that has nothing to do with love so

Ena - I feel like she has the power to heal but in order to do that she has to inflict a wound equal to the one you have. Like if you got stabbed she's going to also have to stab you in order to heal you. That's why she rarely uses it unless someone is in a life or death situation

I feel like she would also be absolute trash at archery. Like the one time she actually tried she gave up and chucked the arrow and the target. This is really random.

Akito - he can remove any downsides to abilities or boost it or smth. The only downside is that for some reason he's really cranky for the rest of the day so he avoids using it. I have 0 idea why I gave both Shinonome's abilities that they avoid using that was entirely on accident

Kohane - I'm still figuring out her's but maybe it's kinda like piper? Able to sweet talk her way through situations? I'm still figuring it out

(I should probably let you know that I haven't gotten a lot of ideas for camp Jupiter maybe I'll update this list later)

Tsukasa - I mentioned it at Saki's part but he can summon lighting but is absolutely trash at actually aiming at people. If they teamed up they would be way to op

Kanade - like hazel she can summon diamonds and other gems and with enough energy she can form them into different things (the only issue is that Kanade usually looks like she's about to pass out at any moment)

Shiho - I feel like she has the power to amplify her and inanimate objects volume (who needs speakers when you have Shiho!). Like during a battle you need your troop to hear you somehow. Thank God tsukasa doesn't have this

Mafuyu - able to cancel out abilities (INCLUDING the veil or mist or whatever they call it) by staring at them for more than 3 seconds. I think she's the only person who is semi aware of another camp bc of that (outside of Rui but more on that later). Honestly it's kinda like dazai from bsd but oh well

Toya - why is Apollo the god of so many things it's so hard to choose an aspect of him to focus on lol. I gave him the ability to see a few seconds into the future for about 10 minutes. The only issue is that after using the power he's going to be out of commission for a while

Shizuku - I don't have many ideas but I thought maybe the ability to teleport certain distances? Bc mercury is the god of travel of smth. Maybe she can fight like those Genshin characters where they teleport every 5 seconds behind their opponent

Ichika - I think she's actually Greek (specifically dionysus bc I need to spread my ichirui sibling propaganda) and is how both camps find out about each other

I feel like both Ena and Toya have perfect pitch to some extent and are naturally able to write lyrics. Ena helps Mafuyu with her lyrics sometimes

Now to rant about random ideas that have no specific theme (they sound more like headcannons lol)

For WXS the signs are so obvious but they're too dense to even notice. Like Nene would notice that during the summer when she, emu, and Rui are all at camp half-blood tsukasa is also out of town but then thinks "ig since we're all gone he's spending more time with outside auditions" and Tsukasa see's Rui holding a giant bronze sword and thinks "Wow Rui has improved so much over the years with his inventions! I'm so proud of him." They all go to Rui and compliment him on his "practical effects" for Tsukasa (electricity flying out of his hands) and Tsukasa compliments Rui sword skills and gives him pointers and he is somehow the only one who thinks "huh this is kinda weird" but he doesn't say anything bc he's scared that he might be wrong and have tsukasa think he's a weirdo or smth.

Akito also at some point also suspected something but when approaching Toya and asking he lies and says that his dad takes him to a lot of concerts to try to indoctrinate him into classical music again and Akito believes him bc 1. He's dumb and 2. He believes everything Toya says.

Capturing the flag with the Shinonome's would be wild. Usually when they're on separate teams their teammates will try to keep each other separate as much as possible or they'll drop everything they're doing and start arguing. Sometimes their teammates use this as a bait to distract everyone to run over to get the flag. And when they're on the same team they keep trying to out do each other which leads to some of the most ridiculous plans or fighting ever seen (I'm talking about using a machine gun for close combat and taking fallen arrows to use as daggers which usually work??? Somehow???) It's absolutely ridiculous.

There's also a smuggling system ran by Rui and Mizuki which the Shinonome's use a lot (they can't survive for more than a week without cheesecake). The Shinonomes are ridiculously in debt thanks to this. They also smuggle things other then food which is how Nene owns a whole gaming setup and PS4 (hidden in a panel made by yours truly, Rui)

Camp Jupiter also has a smuggling system ran by Tsukasa, Toya, Kanade, and occasionally Mafuyu. This system mostly uses the fauns to their advantage. They have to avoid An though bc for some reason she's trying to (and failing) to take the role of hall monitor in the camp.

I think that's it for now. I'm so sorry for making this so long 😭. I feel like at this point I've made my own au based on yours lol. I'll probably be back with another essay (unless you don't want me to which is fine)

Tysm for this brainrot this is probably going to be living in my head for the next few months

Now brb I'm going to binge read the entire pjo series again

I just woke up and I got flashbanged with a wall of text /pos

Tsukasa and Saki sound incredibly silly, thank you I love that. The idea of them covering up each other's weaknesses has been in my head for some time already, I just need to figure out the specifics. When I was reading through that I subconsciously compared them to Aether and Lumine, because they have NA animations that mirror each other, which is amazing.

Mizuki was already in the plans and to be fair, your idea isn't that far off from what I had. I didn't post anything because I'm trying to figure out any other niigo member to pair them up with for the post.

Ena's simply reminds me of Yosano from BSD. I was wondering why the healing, but then I remembered "Oh right, Apollo's the god of healing too". The power would really fit her. And the archery thing is very Ena, she would do that. She still tries because she wants to make Apollo proud though (doesn't know Apollo doesn't give much shit as to what his kids use as a weapon).

In what way would using his powers make Akito cranky? Is it just a personality switch thing? If so, I don't find it much of an issue and why he would avoid it. It would be kinda OP for rap battles if he could do that to singing.

"Me when Vivid Bad Squad tells me to use my power"

I just feel like for Akito there could be something more.

As for Kohane, I was trying to avoid Piper-ing her too much, but that power fits her a lot lmao

Kanade's gemstone powers would be like Hazel, but with more control and without the curse methinks. But yeah, Kanade passing out isn't an unusual thing, that is like her average Tuesday

I'm a bit sceptical for Shiho's power - yeah, it's definitely useful and of course could be used for the battlefield, but it doesn't feel like a Mars kid power to have? It does feel like a Zeus/Jupiter (wavelengths in the air getting affected) or Apollo (Apollo moment) kid power to have, in which Tsukasa could have that anyway (Camp Jupiter's worst fear).

Mafuyu being more perceptive with the veil thing (thanks for telling me how that ability is called btw, I have read the books in my native language and it's translated to "fog" there), is a good idea, it would definitely help her out with a lot. I can imagine her as a kid having some misunderstandings over it, but she had to play around it. Imagine at one point some monster replacing her mom to attack her and she's like "wow that is already way better than usual", but still has to run away from home.

As for Toyer - a different Apollo kid is already getting tormented with prophetic visions, because I got too silly </3

TECHNICALLY for anyone that wants to remix this AU it would be fine as an additional power him or Ena have.

It's honestly pretty wild how many different attributes Apollo has, but we're still having troubles coming up with powers.

When you mentioned the teleportation thing with Genshin characters I immediately thought of Ayato's E skill. Surprisingly, I think it fits perfectly, because it's already pretty graceful by default and her having slashed a training dummy to bits in a bunch of consecutive sweeps with a sword (probably a gladius since it's shorter) just for her to go "oh my, I did that?" afterwards is a funny vision to have.

Finally - Ichika is up to anyone's interpretation when remixing this AU. I did very much audibly "aww" at the ichirui sibling thing. Could be fun, could be cute.

As for the misc. thoughts:

1. WxS is definitely too dense to not realize until it's put RIGHT in front of their noses. Rui could have the "yeah, I had a slight idea", but still be surprised. I can imagine they tried a fighting scene in one of their plays and all of them were like "wow, Tsukasa/the other's feel like they were born to battle with weapons like that".

2. I already had an idea for the "Toya tries to tell Akito about his demigod self", but that ALSO includes my OC, so yeah, if you act like he doesn't exists (which he doesn't and I'm only delusional), your idea is completely valid for your own remix

4. I think if Akito and Ena get put on the same team however, they also keep arguing, but they argue in a way they don't see anyone or anything else. They will be as loud as possible, but they won't even notice someone's attacking them, they will just slash through without looking and move on after defeating an ambush. They won't even know what hit them (literally).

Same thing will happen if you put Akito with another OC of mine. They both hate it.

5. Didn't Camp Halfblood have something going like they could request any meal they wanted or was it Camp Jupiter??

I'm trying to remember, because I feel like if Camp HB had it, Akito and Ena wouldn't have to smuggle cheesecake. Getting Nene her gaming consoles must be a massive feat to achieve though, since monsters get drawn to electric devices when used by demigods.

As for Camp Jupiter - Mafuyu doesn't seem like the type of person that would think of smuggling stuff for others, because why would she do so? Personally none of the Camp Jupiter people really feel like the type of people to want to smuggle something in, most of them have morals. Using fauns is a good idea though. Maybe very occassionally they ask them for some things.

Hayato would be the guy to smuggle stuff in, but he is one of my prsk OCs, so for any remixes I can imagine people skipping him

And yeah, An is trying to police everything, but actually ends up in a lot of trouble anytime she trains with Haruka... Their rivalry gets out of hand 9/10 times. An is trying to make up for it by being a snitch lmao

Haruka is already spared because it's Haruka - she'll smile and suddenly "Yeah true, she couldn't have done that on purpose"

And like I said before - this AU is free to get remixed.

I like keeping it open, because it will spark some creativity in others. People are free to add their own additional powers, people are free to write stories or make art, there's a lot of room to work on it!

I feel like I'm only laying down some sort of base, a foundation on what others could do with it. You are free to brainstorm ideas and pitch in to help me. Working on an idea like this, especially YEARS after having last read PJO, is pretty dang difficult and it's easy to hit an artist/writer block.

I really enjoy getting asks like that, because it's amazing to engage in a community like that

PS How do you feel about including the sekai aspect of project sekai into this..? I've been wondering whether or not to include it. Would their powers work in Sekai? How would the Virtual Singers react? I suppose whether Sekai exists or not in this AU is also up to all sorts of interpretations while remixing.

[livestosave]

6. Qrow, 14. Clover, 9. Goodkind, 4. Glynda (asking for a friend :] ), 8. Ironwood, 13. Oobleck, 29. Ozpin, 25. Oscar,

(You started with the birb, so you get the birb's answer banner lol)

Oooh these are all really great questions! Let's see....

Qrow, 6. Who will they take advice from, no matter what it is? Who won’t they take advice from, no matter what it is? The cop-out answer for the first is definitely Ozpin, but it's true. That said, maybe a surprising answer is Taiyang. In both cases, he reserves the right not to follow the advice, but he will always listen to it. What he does after is generally up to his own whims. Who doesn't he take advice from ever? Salem and her crew. Honestly, probably Lionheart mostly. Raven to a much lesser degree. He loves his sister, but any advice she has for him is usually not applicable to his life. Usually.

Clover, 14. Would they agree with the term ‘guilty pleasure’? Do they have any? Hm. Clover definitely believes that people can have guilty pleasures, though in general he doesn't believe most of them should be guilty. He thinks that guilt probably arises from an inability to accept a part of themselves, which creates shame. He might use the phrase himself, for short-hand sake, but he doesn't really have 'guilty' pleasures, just pleasures that others would find less boy scout-y than his general demeanor implies. But he doesn't have any guilt or shame about them.

Goodkind, 9. Do they empathize with non-sentient things (dolls, plants, books…)? Absolutely. While it's not something he would admit openly, Alfred has always been very empathetic to those objects people discard. Even when he's an old man with severe mobility issues, it's not uncommon for him to kneel down and pick up a dropped book, and talk to it comfortingly, as if it were a wounded puppy. Given his history, inanimate and non-sentient objects were....safe. If he threw something in a fit of rage, he was certainly not above apologizing to the object and trying to fix it.

Glynda, 4. Do they look good in red? It depends heavily on the shade of red. Something too bright and intense near her face can make her look flushed (or so she feels), but darker reds or reds further from her face can definitely look good on her.

Ironwood, 8. Do complex puzzles intrigue or frustrate them? Highly depends on the day and the puzzle! On a good day, most puzzles will intrigue him, and he'll work at it in spare time until he eventually figures it out. But on bad ones he can be impatient and easily frustrated, and those days he'll usually just set the puzzle aside to handle later. If it's a puzzle he has to solve for duty reasons, then he'll try and take a break and come back to it.

Oobleck, 13. Name one thing their parents taught them. The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Ozpin, 29. What recurring dreams do they have? He only has one himself, and it's very...vague. It's changed over the years, some of the specifics have evolved as he's gotten older. He's always at Beacon. Sometimes as a student, sometimes he's Headmaster. He can hear laughter, and warm voices. Sometimes his team, others his old teachers. He makes his way down the hall, and into a room that doesn't exist in beacon proper. It's all warm light. He cannot find the source of the voices, but the room echoes with warm laughter. He cannot see anyone else, but he knows they are there. He's not alone. Not here.

Oscar, 25. Safety or possibility? Possibility. While Oscar is nervous, and anxious, he would rather take a risk for a better world than guarantee his safety. That's what heroes do, right?

[blorbologist]

Hi hi!!! I love that you just sent me an ask just as I was writing this out lol. I hope you're having a good day/evening! 💕

I'm here for the writers asks! 3,8, 29, and 39 if that's okay. 🌸

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3. What is your writing ritual and why is it cursed?

I don't really have one, which might be the curse! It's not too different to any of my 'gotta get work done' rituals: make sure cats are entertained and won't cause chaos, have a drink handy (usually water), a feather or two to stim with, and some noise I can blot out (in the case of writing either a playlist or a single song on repeat that suits the vibes).

8. If you had to write an entire story without either action or dialogue, which would you choose and how would it go?

hmmm.... well, it certainly wouldn't involve Percy because he can never shut up KGNKRTNKH. I like to have something happening during a scene, so it really depends on how big you define action. I'd likely do a weird POV - I've already used my Sun Tree idea (not sure it quite qualifies as dialog-less), but, say, the POV of one of Whitestone of Zephrah's normal ravens and the cultural traditions it picked up from its family and the humanoids nearby. Or Galdric's, from Calamity to modern Whitestone. Depending on what you qualify as dialog, I DO actually have a little thing written for Cat's Cradle's epilogue, from the POV of one of the kittens. She can't quite understand humans well beyond a few words, but they do talk to eachother/her. The POV of an inanimate object, reacting only to what directly impacts it, could also be fun?

29. Where do you draw your inspiration? What do you do when the inspiration well runs dry?

Everywhere! I'll be walking to campus and spy crows poking at trash and enjoy how they hop. I'll try something new or get into an uncomfortable situation and note how it makes me feel, what feels Worse, what's nice. I'll steal from everything around me - a fic reminded me of a cool word I want to use more, a friend mentioned a family tradition, a stranger in line at the Tims was beautiful, the wind made the leaves run across the road and bound into the ditch, terrified little creatures with no life to them.

39. What keeps you writing when you feel like giving up?

I don't think I've ever felt like giving up? I've been frustrated, or without muse, or tired, but I've never wanted to give up. I'll just... quietly lose interest with a piece. I guess to sort of answer that is sharing. I'll share a part I'm excited about with friends, snippets or ideas, and get talking. Their enthusiasm is great for kickstarting me again. Or I'll reread old favorite fics if my brain isn't being prickly <3

Weird questions for writers ask game!

(I'm answering between bouts of preparing a presentation, so sorry if these take a while to get to!)

[jalebi-likes]

Why Do I Love MJHT?

My love for the nearly 13 years old show, Miley Jab Hum Tum, is evident literally everywhere *lol* and I've also found wonderful friends due to that - @leila1 and @aye-masakalii (@jaanedil I'm tagging you cause I wanna convince you to watch it too)

Is because of how they present the women of this show. And their decisions.

Gunjan, despite loving Samrat with all her heart, does have a moment where she feels that perhaps she has reduced her identity to Samrat's lover instead of an image of her own. How does one continue to love without the existence of self?

Nupur is eager to consummate her marriage but is also completely fine with Mayank being busy owing to the fact that they're a young couple and they need to figure a lot of things out.

Gunjan gives up her acting career not because she's making Samrat unhappy (who by the way supports her wholeheartedly) but ONLY because in this new unexpected career for herself she stops becoming who she was - again, a loss of identity that she refuses to live with.

Nupur has difficulty settling in with a life she lived for three years afar. No one questions how she spent the time with Dhruv, nope, but it's just there that she missed life. It's a gap. And we see little moments of how the gap has affected her.

Gunjan often suffers from loneliness and sadness that's damaging for her mental health. It's constantly there. From when she learns about Samrat's bet for her Talent parade (she falls into an extremely quiet phase where she talks to inanimate objects), when her heart breaks over Samrat's new girlfriend (she grows extremely quiet and refuses to see any negativity in Sheena over the fear that it's her own feelings speaking - it's also the only time she does not recognize someone), to when Nupur "dies" - and that's when Gunjan suffers from depression. Even though Gunjan smiles again, she self sabotages her relationship with Samrat a lot and is simply unable to pursue anything that gives her happiness. Even though the reason for her sadness does not exist for Nupur is back, Gunjan unintentionally just keeps away from everything that makes her happy. When is the last time we saw a female character have mental health issues that comes out in emotions apart from excessive happiness or few spare tears?

And there's SO much more but this is the top of my list.