#luke danes drabble

[greenandsorrow]

🦇 Luke Danes with his fave goth costumer 🦇

Luke: "What's with today's look? You're heading to a vampire convention or something?"

You: *looks down at your majestic dress* "Careful, Lucas. If you're not nice, I might turn you into one of my immortal minions."

Luke: *in his deadpan voice* "I'll take my chances."

You: *leaning on the counter, smirking* "You'd look good in total black. Brooding suits you."

Luke: *blushes and goes to fetch your order*

🦇 tips->paypal // my masterlist 🦇

[mimiunfiltered]

Masterlist

Hi, I am so excited to be posting this! I hope this makes it easier for everyone to find their favorite characters and the stories they'd love to read! I would love to announce that my ask/request box IS open and I will write for any of the fandoms listed. I will write smut, fluff, angst (if not too triggering), and maybe make a series! I will also write for any and all characters from these fandoms. With that being said I hope you enjoy this list and find it useful!

Started: Feb. 12, 2025 Last Updated: Feb. 23, 2025

Twisters (2024)

Smut

Embarrassment (Scott Miller)

Road Trip (Scott Miller)

Grumpy Girl (Scott Miller)

Night Routine (Scott Miller)

Fluff

5 a.m. (Scott Miller)

Angst

DC Universe

Smut

Fluff

"Wow, you're big!" (David Corenswet!Clark Kent)

A New Turn On? (Clark Kent x Curvy!reader) (ask/request)

Angst

Gilmore Girls

Smut

Fluff

Coffee Girl (Luke Danes)

Angst

Call of Duty

Smut

Fluff

Thunderstorm (Daddy!John Price)

Angst

Cheaper by the Dozen Series

Full House (Charlie Baker)

Fuller House (Charlie Baker)

Heartstopper

Smut

Fluff

First Sleepover (Charlie x Nick x Fem!Reader)

Angst

Other fandoms I'd love to write for and/or have things planned for include:

I will also preface that this list will grow.

Once Upon A Time Marvel Bones Teen Wolf The Rookie Shameless Shadowhunters Community

I have the right to decline or refuse any request asked of me if I don't feel comfortable writing it.

[septemberbells]

may trope mayhem #4

Title: superhero? Fandom: Gilmore Girls Ships/Characters: Luke Danes/Lorelai Gilmore, Lorelai Gilmore & Rory Gilmore, Luke Danes & Rory Gilmore Content Notes: straight nonsense but Rory is here to fix it Prompt: Superhero x Supervillain for @duckprintspress May Trope Mayhem Day 4 Word Count: 100 Words AO3 or read more below <3

Luke glared at the offending book. Wasn’t he enough for her? “Why are you reading -”

“Superhero and supervillain romance,” Lorelai helpfully explained.

“That crap?” Luke finished, annoyed.

Lorelai glowered back at him, but Rory was the one to speak. “Come on, Luke, why are you being fussy about this? Do you really want to be a superhero?”

“Superhero?” Luke bleated. Wasn’t the tough man supposed to be the supervillain, not the hero?

“Do you really think my mom is anything but a supervillain in this scenario? Come on, Luke, you know her better than that." Rory shook her head sympathetically.

[faerieroyal]

˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ children born of fairy stock, never need for shirt or frock…

🧚🏻‍♂️ what/who i write for … 🧚🏻‍♂️

➺ golden trio era: harry potter, ron weasley, hermione granger, luna lovegood, ginny weasley, neville longbottom, fred weasley, george weasley, oliver wood, percy weasley, dean thomas, draco malfoy, theodore nott, mattheo riddle.

➺ marauders era: james potter, remus lupin, sirius black, poly!marauders, regulus black, lily evans, marlene mckinnon, dorcas meadowes, mary macdonald, evan rosier, pandora lestrange, andromeda black, narcissa black, poly!valkyries, frank longbottom, alice fortescue, poly!starchaser, poly!wolfstar.

➺ gilmore girls: jess mariano, rory gilmore, paris geller, luke danes, lane kim, lorelai gilmore.

➺ dead poets society: neil perry, todd anderson, charlie dalton, steven meeks, gerard pitts.

➺ criminal minds: spencer reid, aaron hotchner, emily prentiss, elle greenaway.

➺ marvel: peter parker (tasm or mcu), bruce banner, kate bishop, yelena belova (platonic, familial, or qpr requests only), bucky barnes, sam wilson, poly!sambucky, ava starr, loki laufeyson, druig, makkari, poly!drukkari, natasha romanoff, pietro maximoff, wanda maximoff, eddie brock, marc spector/steven grant/jake lockley, layla el-faouly.

➺ x-men: scott summers, jean grey, logan howlett, wade wilson, poly!deadclaws, hank mccoy, kurt wagner, alex summers.

➺ bridgerton: anthony bridgerton, benedict bridgerton, colin bridgerton, penelope featherington, eloise bridgerton, simon basset, kate sharma, edwina sharma, poly!kanthony.

➺ dc: bruce wayne, harley quinn, jason todd, dick grayson, tim drake, damian wayne (platonic or familial requests only), barbara gordon, cassandra cain, stephanie brown, clark kent, wally west, barry allen, pamela isley.

➺ newsies: jack kelly, “crutchie” morris, davey jacobs, spot conlon, racetrack higgins.

➺ formula one: charles leclerc, carlos sainz, max verstappen, logan sargeant, oscar piastri, lewis hamilton, fernando alonso, lance stroll, mick schumacher, alex albon, george russell, esteban ocon, yuki tsunoda, zhou guanyu.

➺ nhl hockey: quinn hughes, jack hughes, luke hughes, nico hischier, william nylander, matthew knies, joseph woll, sidney crosby, leon draisaitl, jeremy swayman, brock faber, jake middleton, matt boldy, jamie drysdale, nick suzuki, cole caufield, arber xhekaj, juraj slafkovsky, matty beniers, shane wright, jared mccann, joey daccord, adam larsson.

➺ the hobbit (movies): thorin oakenshield, thranduil, kíli durin, fíli durin.

➺ horror: poly!ghostface (billy loomis & stu macher), jason voorhees, michael myers, daniel robitaille, carrie white, hannibal lecter, thomas hewitt, vincent sinclair.

➺ miscellaneous: phil wenneck (the hangover), goodnight robicheaux (the magnificent seven 2016), billy rocks (the magnificent seven 2016), tangerine (bullet train), roy kent (ted lasso), ted lasso (ted lasso), evan “buck” buckley (911), eddie diaz (911), poly!buddie (911), eggsy unwin (kingsman), joel miller (the last of us).

🧚🏻‍♂️ request guidelines … 🧚🏻‍♂️

reader preferences: any! i will write for male, female, gender-neutral readers. ♡

what i write: i will write one-shots, headcanons, little blurbs, and drabbles based on any of the prompt lists i have reblogged, for all the characters listed above! ♡

unique requests: please do not send me any requests you have also sent to other writers! i would like to keep requests sent to me as singular as possible. ♡

request types: there are a few characters listed above who have been marked for me only accepting platonic, familial, or queerplatonic requests for them. i ask that you respect this, please! ♡

content boundaries: anything that falls into darkfic territory (stalking, kidnapping, etc.), pregnancy, infidelity, i will write smut but nothing very kinky (no judgment, i just wouldn’t be any good at writing it). ♡

request manners: please be polite! i won’t ask for much, just a simple please or thank you! ♡

never want for food or fire, always get their heart’s desire. °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

[vivwritescrappythings]

masterlist

updated: 6/14/25

character list: friedrich harding, tangerine, ben leonard, paddy feld, felix catton, recom miles quaritch, jake sully, kylo ren, miguel o'hara, hobie brown, john price, simon riley, könig, eddie munson, geralt of rivia, luke danes, logan howlett, thranduil, joel miller, harry castillo, din djarin, deiter bravo, francisco morales, ezra (prospect), oberyn martell, marcus acacius.

requests are: OPEN

limits

joel miller

yours: you get new neighbors in Jackson, Joel doesn't like how much attention they pay to you so he decides to teach them a lesson. [SMUT]

unfair: an au about Joel attending a wedding simply inspired by Pedro's slutty little fit at the SAG awards. [SMUT]

part 2: good morning: Mornings with Joel are the best. [SMUT]

saying thanks: Joel is your grumpy patrol partner who doesn’t even talk to you in the streets of Jackson. But one night a man grabs your arm at the Tipsy Bison, and Joel’s decided he doesn’t like it. [SMUT]

set me on fire, i'll keep you warm: you and Joel get stuck in a cabin together during a winter storm [SMUT, a/b/o dynamics]

part 2: crack me open, swallow me whole: you go on one patrol without joel and a band of raiders finds you [SMUT, a/b/o dynamics]

hollow: Joel spends a day remembering what could have been [ANGST, no comfort]

frankie morales

never have i ever: your childhood best friend Ben takes you on a beach trip with him and his friends from the army. you and frankie seem to get along like a house fire [SMUT]

marcus acacius

meum cor: Your father had raised you for one purpose: to be a very rich man's wife someday. As it turns out, that man is Marcus Acacius, the renowned general himself.

part 2: ubi tu gaius, ego gaia: The day of your wedding to Marcus Acacius finally has come. What kind of man is he behind closed doors? [SMUT]

ezra (prospect)

the mercy of twilight: You are a ladies-maid in Queen Elizabeth I's court and one day a mysterious stranger by the name of Ezra shows up, rumors swirling that he is a spy in the Queen's court. [SMUT]

eddie munson

the boy is mine (viv's version): a romantic night at the trailer

just love me and eat: you watched Eddie die, so this must be some nightmare in your room

part 2: it’ll heal: Eddie’s perspective on his new life [SMUT]

late night visits: Eddie catches you dropping Max off and invites you over, he teaches you how to smoke weed [SMUT]

velma: You attend a Halloween party with Eddie, things don't go quite as planned when Jason Carver acts like a jerk

twenty-five: You always cry on your birthday, and this is the year Eddie finds out [ANGST, COMFORT]

silence: The five times you asked Eddie to be quiet, and the one time he was [ANGST, NO COMFORT]

squeeze: Eddie is your tattoo artist and long term boyfriend, one night you have an idea of how to spice up your next tattoo session. [SMUT]

simon "ghost" riley

simon riley brainrot: you sit next to him on a plane [drabble]

roadburn: someone hits simon’s motorcycle while you were riding

take it all: you meet simon at a bar and go home with him [SMUT, toxic simon]

small apologies: six months later simon decides he wants to apologize [SMUT]

könig

king of the joust: you attend a tourney with your family, a knight you’ve never seen before wants your favor [plus size reader]

part 2: sworn sword: civil unrest in the kingdom forces your father and the king to assign a knight to you for your protection. thankfully he is someone you have already met before

part 3: golden linings: the evening ball presents you with an unconventional dance partner

part 4: words fall short: you can’t stop thinking about some rude words said about you at last night’s feast, but your knight doesn’t let you worry for long

part 5: if she would have me: könig personally comforts you through the news of your betrothal. things get out of hand [SMUT]

part 6: anything you ask: despite all odds, it is finally your wedding day [SMUT]

hobie brown

and they were roommates: you and Hobie always toe the line between friends and something more.

miguel o'hara

only a little crazy: you get hurt working at the Spider-Society and your grumpy boss decides to come check on you.

[talshiargirlfriend]

DoMAYstic drabble

Fraud

Luke stood in the entryway flipping through the mail, quickly sorting it before it could fall into Lorelai’s… creative filing system.

“You’re home early,” Loralai greeted him with a kiss. “You know it’s mail fraud to open someone else’s mail, right?”

“What are you talking about? It says L Danes right here,” he pointed at the envelope emphatically.

Lorelai took the envelope from his hand, “Ha! Dear Lorelai…” she read as she pulled the invitation out.

“But you’re not changing your name,” he pointed out.

“Try telling Mrs Kim that.”

“No way, L Danes, I’m not telling that woman anything!”

[angelicrafey]

♡˚ ࣪ ˖ WHO I WRITE FOR ౨ৎ‧₊ ᵎᵎ ⋅ ˚

(A/N: i mainly only do obx fics, but feel free to request blurbs/drabbles/fics from anyone on this list!!)

˚ʚ OUTER BANKS !! ౨ৎ⁺˖ ⸝⸝

♡ jj maybank

♡ rafe cameron

♡ pope heyward

♡ topper thornton

♡ barry circillo

♡ ward cameron

˚ʚ GILMORE GIRLS !! ౨ৎ⁺˖ ⸝⸝

♡ logan huntzberger

♡ dean forester

♡ jess mariano

♡ colin & finn (as a duo)

♡ tristan dugray

♡ luke danes

♡ max medina

˚ʚ GOSSIP GIRL !! ౨ৎ⁺˖ ⸝⸝

♡ dan humphrey

♡ nate archibald

♡ chuck bass

˚ʚ MISC !! ౨ৎ⁺˖ ⸝⸝

♡ drew starkey

♡ austin north

♡ one direction (as a group)

♡ harry styles

♡ louis tomlinson

♡ niall horan

♡ the slytherin boys (singular)

♡ matt sturniolo

♡ chris sturniolo

♡ harry potter

♡ george weasley

♡ fred weasley

♡ neville longbottom

♡ ron weasley

♡ cedric diggory

♡ rudy pankow

♡ louis partridge

[glassheadcanon]

Yuletide 2024 recs (part 2 of ?)

Another 5 fics (this time from the Yuletide Madness collection), in 5 different fandoms:

Pillory, by anonymous

Fandoms: The Spectacular Failure of the Star Wars Hotel - Jenny Nicholson, Object and Concept Anthropomorphism Rating: Gen No Archive Warnings Apply Category: Gen Character: Dining Room Support Pillar Summary: The Dining Room Support Pillar reflects on its failures.

633 brilliant words of a dining room support pillar's existential angst, based on this portion of a lengthy review.

Graduate Student-Snake Alliance: Fall Schedule of Events by anonymous (447 words)

Fandom: FAQ: The "Snake Fight" Portion of Your Thesis Defense - Luke Burns Rating: Gen Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings Category: Gen Summary: The Graduate Student-Snake Alliance is committed to providing high-quality training and practical education to facilitate successful thesis defenses for the greater university community.

Includes the digital version of the poster advertising these events, which one might easily find on any campus bulletin board.

Queen by Loophole by anonymous (429 words)

Fandom: Macbeth - Shakespeare Rating: Teen+ Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M, Gen Characters: Lady Macbeth, Macbeth, Child of Macbeths, Duncan, Banquo Summary: A version of I.v in which Macbeth's letter carries more detail and Lady Macbeth considers their history.

Evocative verse!

The witch and the water by anonymous (708 words)

Fandom: Majo no Takkyuubin | Kiki's Delivery Service Rating: Gen No Archive Warnings Apply Category: F/M Relationship: Kiki/Tombo Characters: Kiki, Jiji, Tombo Additional Tags: Fluff, Drabble Collection, Yuletide Treat Summary: Two short stories revolving around Kiki and her connection to the water.

Very poignant!

The Night of the Living Brain Eaters by anonymous (673 words)

Fandom: Galaxy Quest (1999) Rating: Gen No Archive Warnings Apply Category: Gen Relationship: Alexander Dane & Gwen DeMarco & Fred Kwan & Tommy Webber Characters: Gwen DeMarco, Alexander Dane Additional Tags: Yuletide Treat, Actors, Not exactly found family Summary: Gwen has an audition and needs a favor.

A pre-canon snippet that fits right in; great to see more of Gwen's interiority and her friendship with Alexander.

Yuletide 2024 recs! (part 1 of ?)

Both the main Yuletide collection (1760 works in 1153 fandoms) and Yuletide Madness collection (350 works in 270 fandoms) are now open, and in the anon period - go forth and enjoy!

Here are some initial recs, starting with my gifts!

Massage by anonymous (2766 words)

Fandom: Ratatouille (2007) Rating: Gen No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, Gen Characters: Alfredo Linguini, Colette Tatou, Remy Additional Tags: Mild Hurt/Comfort, Friendship Summary: Alfredo is the King of Backrubs.

Incredibly heartwarming, post-canon behind the scenes with this hard-working team as family/found family of culinary creatives!

Sometimes It's worth Rolling Back by anonymous (1248 words)

Fandoms: Kino no Tabi | Kino's Journey - All Media Types, Kino no Tabi: The Beautiful World (Anime 2017) Rating: Teen+ No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Kino, Hermes Summary: A motorrad can't move without their rider, but their first priority is always their rider. Sometimes, these two motivations are at odds. aka If Kino wouldn't give up the Woodsman, then there was no way she'd give Hermes' up.

A thoughtful look at Hermes and Kino's friendship, as they travel challenging terrain together, and are faced with making less than ideal choices.

[scarlet4rose]

forget about her

Jess Mariano x female reader y/n

Jess <3

It was a friday night and i was standing in my uncle's diner washing dishes. Luke had gone somewhere half an hour ago and left the dirty dishes to me. I kinda felt a bit embarrassed.... even Luke was up to something, while I had to remain in the company of his dishes.

The truth was, I hardly had anything better to do.

On a Friday night. A new low point in my already very unglamorous and unspectacular life in Stars Hollow.

My mind drifted away. I could walk around the neighborhood, I could wander -by pure chance- to the gazebo where y/n liked to hang out. And if she wasn't there, I could walk a few steps further, I could walk down her street and I could- bullshit.

No, I couldn't. I might as well embarrass myself even more than I already did whenever I was around her. God, if only-

Yes, maybe I liked being around her. And yet again, I didn't. Because, no matter how hard I tried, I could barely take my eyes off her once she was near me.

Sometimes I felt as if my affection was painfully obvious, but she had never really reacted to it. Her eyes, her lips, her smile. If her smile was directed at me, I barely managed not to smile back. It was such a strange feeling, but I loved it. Sometimes I even thought I loved her. Fuck. I did.

I had fallen in love with y/n. I didn't mean to, it just happened. But how could anyone not love y/n anyway?

I had talked to her several times at school, I didn't have any books or a pen with me, and I definitely had no idea what we had assigned as homework. She was always incredibly kind and unbelievably beautiful. She even was still beautiful the other day when she had told me to bring my own stuff next time, since she started to feel like her books had now become mine as often as I had them.

I couldn't tell her I not only wished for exactly that to be the case, but that I especially wanted her to be mine, too.

Well, obviously, there was no way she could ever be. Shit. Shit. Shit. Of course she deserved someone better than me. She deserved a guy who bought her roses, whose parents had a real house and a real job. As an ... accountant or something. She was all I could think about, nothing was more interesting to me than she was. I wondered what she could possibly be doing right now. What if she was thinking about me, too? I could love her, I would hold her in my arms and take her out like those guys at school take their girlfriends out. Technically, I thought the whole thing was pretty unimaginative and cheesy, but, yeah, maybe I could bring myself together for y/n.

No. I would try and fail. At being her boyfriend. At being good enough. Once again. She could never want me the way I wanted her. The way I needed her.

I guessed it was for the better anyway. I knew very well all I would do was disappoint her and she didn't deserve any of that. Pensively, I lowered a white plate I had just cleaned.

It would probably be best if I forgot about her.

(first fic I´ve ever written, as if, I'm totally clueless)

[vlchitsa-a]

tag dump - luke

[greenandsorrow]

Welcome to Stars Hollow!

Drabbles

Luke with a goth costumer

Headcanons

Luke with a Greek fem!customer/ sfw

Multi chap

Flowers in December - Luke Danes x fem!reader/ nsfw

general masterlist

to support your gal; click here

[starrnobella]

Title: Coffee at Luke's

Square Filled: G5 - Luke Danes

Pairing: Hermione Granger & Luke Danes

Rating: General Audiences

Major Tags: n/a

Summary: When Hermione found out she was moving from London to Connecticut, her boss's fiancee was able to give her some tips about the town she was about to call home and where to get the best coffee with a show. COMPLETE

Word Count: 1011

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22292260

Created for @hermiones-haven

[thursdaygxrls]

info on requesting!

i write for. . .

( personal favorites are indicated by the green )

stranger things ( steve harrington, jonathan byers, nancy wheeler, robin buckley )

harry potter universe ( james potter, remus lupin, sirius black, lily evans, marlene mckinnon, mary macdonald, dorcas meadows, harry potter, hermione granger, ron weasley, fred weasley, george weasley, neville longbottom )

the hunger games ( peeta mellark, katniss everdeen, finnick odair, johanna mason, lucy gray baird, tigris snow )

the last of us ( joel miller, ellie williams [tlou2 only] )

the x-files ( dana scully, fox mulder )

gilmore girls ( luke danes, logan huntzberger, jess mariano )

misc ( peter parker/spiderman, yelena belova, diego hargreeves, mike schmidt )

*if a character you love is not featured on this list, please ask about it!

specific content i write

headcanons

bullet points with ideas based off a topic/prompt you give me

drabbles

small, 1k - 2k word stories based off a prompt or idea you give me.

fics

full on pieces of writing with multiple parts, 25k -30k words

ships

you give me a description of yourself, and i pair you with a character from a fandom of your choice.

*these are just general ideas to help form a request, not mandatory!

what i won’t write

piss, shit, & vomit

feet

rape/extreme dubcon

incest or simulated incest

pedophilia or simulated pedophila

nsfw/romantic content with minors

real people

character x character (with exceptions)

what i will write

nsfw content

sfw content

slight dubcon (things like somnophilia)

certain kinks

character x reader

basically everything else

if you are unsure, just ask!

[rickandrory]

I just wrote a little drabble and i was wondering if anyone would read it if i posted it?

[bobasheebaby]

Omg!!!! LUKE!!!! Yes! Send them in it will happen someday.

Luke Danes, the most perfect man, propmt list!

1. "Yeah, I'm fine. I'm great. It's big, fat, happy sunshine day for me."

2. "Name, are you a gigolo?"

3. "Ever worry that if a bird flies into your head it might never get out?"

4. "My life meant nothing until you used my toothbrush."

5. "Will you just stand still?" *Kiss her/him*

6. "Name, this thing we're doing here, me, you, I'm in. I am all in."

7. "And it's so good to have someone to share this hate with."

8. "Are trying to kill me?" *Losing his/her patience.*

9. "I just like to see you happy."

10. "When you make plans, then you have expectations, and when you have expectations, they… you will get disappointed."

11. "You know my father always told me that whatever does not kill you makes you stronger." "You're gonna be really strong."

12. "Have you seen Name1 or Name2?" "No, but have you tried the insane asylum, where everyone in this room is supposed to be."

13. "On the verge of blubbering here." "Not doing too well myself." "Not you, too." "I'm blubbering. You're freaks!"

14. "Name, what is it exactly that you want me to do? I'm not mad, I'm not holding a grudge, I heard your apology, I feel I'm being polite, I listened to your donut bit, I got you your coffee. What would make you happy?"

15. "Go to hell!" "Right back at ya!"

16. "You ate that?" "No, I didn't eat it!" "Oh, of course." "I'm upset not suicidal!"

17. "He's systematically buying up the town. He's gonna turn it into Nameville, where everyone will have to wear cardigans and have the same grass height!"

18. *About a messy room* "I'm having nightmares where I'm being chased by boxes with arms and they tackle me and throw clothes on top of me and secure it with masking tape and while I'm lying there, you're standing in the corner laughing putting gel in your hair!"

19. "You know what?" "What?" "This is nice."

20. "We should have eaten before we came." "Shh! And, yeah."

21. "Jess, this is Name. She owns the Independence Inn." "Oh." "That's "hello, nice to meet you" in slacker."

22. "So are you going to act?" "Yes, I am. I'm going to act like you never came in here."

23. "That's it, gets upstairs and change." "Whatever you say, Uncle/Aunt Name." "It's Name. Just Name. Mister Name. In fact, don't address me at all!"

24. "You're really just gonna stand there and watch me eat a Danish?" "Cable's out. I'm starved for entertainment."

25. "Me? Raising a kid? I don't even like kids. They're always sticky like they've got jam on their hands. Even if there's no jam in the house, somehow, they've always got jam on their hands! I'm not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands!"

26. "That's what you want?" "Yes." "That's really what you want?" "Yes!" "You got it." "Thank you!" "You're welcome!" *As they cross over a bridge, Person1 pushes Person 2 into the water.*

27. "Can I ask you stupid questions?" "There's no such thing." *Frustrated* "How does the ink come out of pens?!" "Okay, there is such a thing."

28. "I think you can hack anything."

29. "I guess if you can find that one person, you know, who's willing to put up with all your crap and doesn't want to change you or dress you, or you know, make you eat French food, then marriage can be all right...but that's only if you find that person."

30. "Crazy people. The whole town should be medicated and put in a rec room with ping-pong tables and hand puppets."

31. "Doesn't matter what time it is. I'll always be around."

32. "I warned him/her. I warned him/her when I first met him/her, if he hurt her/him...Ah. Maybe I could key his/her car." "Better yet. Key Name1's car and tell him/her Name2 did it."

33. "Get away from me you mental patient!"

34. "Is this bothering you?" "This conversation? Yes."

35. "I hate that he/she's pleased."

36. "Hamsters can't laugh." "Oh, this one laughed - trust me."

37. "Your mother called me an idiot."

38. "C'mon, you gotta think positive here. Bright side, good thoughts. Rainbows, unicorns. *slowing down* Clowns. *Pause* Little ... cute ... *Longer pause*... furry ... *Giving up* Okay, I'm out."

39. "I can't imagine anyone seeing you as a disappointment."

40. "That's the wrong table." "Since when is there a right table?" "Since the coffee cake I baked for you and the stupid balloons I blew up for you are at that table over there."

41. "Will you marry me?" "What?!" "Just...looking for something to shut you up."

42. "This is not an herbal tea morning. This is a coffee morning." "Every morning for you is a coffee morning."

43. "It's like my life isn't even real to me, unless you're there, and you're in it, and I'm sharing it with you."

44. "I never thought in my wildest dreams that it would happen, that you and me would happen. But we did it."

45. "Don’t add stuff from your to do list to my to do list."

46. "You wanted something festive." "You made me a Santa burger." "It's not a big deal."

47. "The only way out of this life is in a body bag."

48. "Listen, I know I'm not the easiest guy/girl in the world to build a life with and to share a house with, but there is no one who will be more here for you than me. I will never leave. I will never think about leaving."

49. "You won't have to hear my opinion on anything ever again, okay?" "Oh, don't tease."

50. "The things you find amusing astound me sometimes."

51. "Wow, I feel important." "You are important."

52. "Last time you gathered up some of my stuff, you accidentally brought me four bras and no pants." "That could've been intentional."

53. "God, that's terrible! It's like drinking 'My little pony'!"

54. "We kissed." "I remember." "It was a great kiss." "Yeah." "So you concur?" "Dear god, yes."

55. "All you need is six dancing penguins and Mary Poppins floating in the corner--" "--to bring back two of the worst hours of my childhood!"

56. "An ice rink? How did this happen?" "Jack Frost brought it." "Did he look like Name Lastname?" "A little. Not as handsome/gorgeous."

57. "Your slave is here." "And where's the french maid outfit?" "I've got it under the plaid."

58. "You kept this in your wallet." "Eight years."

59. *Awkwardly grabbing the another person's head* "I'm not good at hugging."

60. "I'm prepared to jump up and down if necessary."

61. "I can be a movie guy/girl. You like movies."

62. "You're watching me watch the movie. It's creepy."

63. "I shouldn't have gotten into a business that involves dealing with people."

64. "It just my favorite time of the year. The whole world changes color." "I think I'm blacking out."

65. "Keeping tabs on me?" "Always safer to know which direction the tornado's coming from "

66. "Fresh coffee will be ready in a minute unless you want to just roll up a dollar bill and go nuts."

67. "What the hell was that?"

68. "The only bright side of my day is being asked to be a prostitute." "That's something to cling to."

69. "What? Relationships? Look who you're asking."

70. "You enjoy typing to people more than talking to them?"

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Thanks for tagging me @dollsome-does-tumblr even though I haven't written fic in a gazillion years.

Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favourite opening line. Then tag 10 authors!

The first thing that hit Rory Gilmore when she woke up was an overwhelming sense of vertigo.

The migraine was encroaching on the borders of her skull soon followed.

Where was she?

(The Morning After, Gilmore Girls, post series, Rory/Jess, or what happens when two not-quite-stepcousins hook up and everyone in Stars Hollow debates whether they should be encouraging this or not)

The first time they tried a real relationship again, it was a disaster.

He hadn't seen or talked to her for five years. Part of him regretted that a little, but she did say no, and he knew he had to start fresh if he was going to make any sort of clean break from the family legacy that had claimed him long before he was born.

(The Dynastic Plan, Gilmore Girls, AYITL era, Rory/Logan, or Logan explains to us why he could not get his shit together with Rory during AYITL)

Luke first noticed that something was amiss when he picked April up from the airport.

It was the middle of spring and she was wearing a turtleneck, a baseball cap, and sunglasses. When he asked her about it, she shrugged and claimed she thought that Connecticut was having a late winter spell, which didn’t sound right to him at all.

(The Cactus Incident, Gilmore Girls, post-series, in which Luke learns about the avian misadventures of one of his offspring)

“This has gotten completely out of control.”

Lorelai glanced up at her husband from where she was sequestered at her usual table by the window, surrounded by her laptop, piles of eclipse glasses in various colors, assorted boxes and tubes sprinkled in glitter and confetti, and a pile of streamers that had half fallen to the floor.

“This is a major celestial event, Luke”, Lorelai insisted. “A once in a lifetime opportunity to escape the daily drudgery of life to celebrate standing in the middle of the street for two hours and looking at the sky while we are treated to the spectacle of the universe pretending to usher in the doomsday a way too significant portion of the population are eagerly anticipating at any given moment –“

Luke put up his hand. “I get it.”

(A Convergence of Fancies, Gilmore Girls, Rory/Jess overtones I guess, post-AYITL, or Stars Hollow celebrates the 2017 solar eclipse, Rory is a sleep deprived new mom, and Lorelai is concerned because her family is watching too much Game of Thrones, aka the most chaotic thing I have ever written and I'm sorry)

Richard Lucas Gilmore’s second Independence Day celebration was turning out to be a lot better than his first.

For one thing, he was actually awake for it.

Rory’s pregnancy had stretched a week and a half past its original due date, leading to the delivery of her squalling bundle of joy on a humid June morning after fifteen hours of labor.

(Independence, Gilmore Girls, post-AYITL, in which Luke and Lorelai celebrate Independence Day with their combined offspring and toddler grandson and Lorelai confronts her impending empty nest syndrome)

Lorelai had thought that sending Rory off into the adult world would make her feel like her heart was being ripped out of her chest.

She had been dreading it for days, weeks, maybe even years. Despite what everyone had told her when she was a newly knocked-up teenager, she still felt that those first eighteen years raising Rory as she grew up herself had been the easy part.

(Full Circle, Gilmore Girls, post-series, in which Lorelai and Rory go through the same major milestones at the same time)

The fall of 2017 was turning out to be quite a revelation for Lorelai Gilmore-Danes.

She had never loved fall quite as much as she loved winter. Sure, there was the crispness wrought by the change of seasons and the concurrent excuse to shop for brightly colored sweaters and boots.

(The Grandparents, Gilmore Girls, Luke/Lorelai, post-AYITL, or Rory's love triangle and parenting woes as seen through Luke and Lorelai's eyes)

Few enterprises seemed to be designed with a specific target in mind quite as much as Facebook was for Lorelai Gilmore.

It caught her a little by surprise. Sure, she knew the basics of using a computer to run her business and control her finances. She could be disciplined and organized when she absolutely needed to be, and there was little use in clinging to outdated technology.

(Boundaries, Gilmore Girls, Luke/Lorelai, post-AYITL, or Luke and Lorelai try to rebuild their relationship and are very angsty about it)

Luke and Lorelai's third Valentines Day as a married couple started in the usual way.

It was usually their tradition to spend the holiday at home, but this year they had departed for Luke's cabin on the lake to spend a few days by themselves before the rest of the family joined them on Sunday. It was a beloved, time-honored tradition between the two of them to devote this day to each other to celebrate with their own brand of fanfare. Their adult children knew to stay very far away from them during this time.

(A Season of Peace, Luke/Lorelai and Rory/Logan, post-AYITL, in which Luke and Lorelai spend a weekend in the snow with their brood and we get an update on the younger generations's relationship statuses)

"Mom?"

"Yeah?"

"I'm pregnant."

She turned to face me. Gap-mouthed. Shocked. Disappointed. Humiliated.

This was not how I planned to share this news.

(A Simple Twist of Fate, Gilmore Girls, AU but fairly canon adjacent, in which Jess is Rory's baby daddy and Rory discovers that he has not exactly been solely pining for her in the years they were apart)

Jess didn't exactly intend to introduce his daughter to professional sports in this manner.

For the most part, he and Rory weren't quite the stereotypical thirtysomething hipster couple that they sometimes appeared to be. Sure, Rory was still occasionally breast-feeding after seven and a half months, and you could find quinoa and kimchi in their fridge stocked next to the baby food and hoagies.

(Home, post-AYITL, Rory/Jess, a "fast forward" of ASTOF in which Rory and Jess raise their daughter in Philadelphia and try to avoid admitting that they are no longer hip)

Lorelai Gilmore's journey to becoming an active participant in Stars Hollow town life was a bumpy one.

She stepped off of the bus in Stars Hollow a few months after her eighteenth birthday, freshly divorced and clutching her almost two-year-old daughter by the hand, determined to talk herself into whatever opportunity presented itself to her. She wasn't able to work on her charms on Taylor Doose at the grocery store, or Fran Weston at the bakery, but William Danes at the hardware store gave her directions to the inn at the outskirts of town and an offer to work the counter at his store if things didn't work out.

(Beginnings, Gilmore Girls, pre-series/AU, Luke/Lorelai, in which Lorelai and Luke's parenting situations are reversed: she and Christopher are divorced and he is involved in Rory's life but Luke is raising April by himself after Anna flaked out, and they start to bond)

Lorelai Gilmore Danes didn't expect to have empty nest syndrome hit her quite like this.

She'd spent much of her adult life – even long before she was technically an adult – tethered to Rory's side and not regretting a second of it. Then Rory was grown up and off exploring the world, and she was settled down with Luke in their unconventional but happily domestic manner.

(Glimpses Through the Looking Glass, Gilmore Girls, drabble series that goes all over the place based on #NationalFillInTheBlankDay)

Ted and Robin's seemingly long-awaited reconciliation lasted just short of six months.

Five months, three weeks, and two days, to be exact. Not that anyone was counting, least of all Robin.

(Making It Easy, How I Met Your Mother, Barney/Robin, post-series, in which Robin figures out that dating a widowed Ted is actually a very bad idea)

In the end, it was decided that the best way to resolve the battle for the Iron Throne was to dissolve it completely.

It had been a savage war, far more savage than any of its players had fought up to this point. Euron and Cersei were dead.

(The Calm, Game of Thrones, post-series but written halfway through season 8 so it doesn't include any of the stuff that people hate, in which I come up with a solution to the Jonerys dilemma that no one liked but it was still better than canon)

Summer finally bloomed beyond the wall five years after Jon Snow had crossed it for the last time.

Sometimes it seemed to him that everything before those five years was nothing more than a half-remembered dream. He had braced for his departure for the wall half-hopeful: at least this grand march towards kingship, the burden of unwanted responsibilities, the dread in his chest as he wondered if he would survive to the end of the latest war was over.

(After, Game of Thrones, post-series, Jon/Tormund, or in which Jon Snow is living happily ever after beyond the wall with his ginger, his dog, and a family of his own because I am in charge and I say so)

“You’re still shit at that, you know,” Tormund whispered in Jon’s ear.

Magritte snickered from the other corner of the main room of their cabin where she was roughhousing with Ghost. Alsi sighed beside her, picking up her bow from where it was lying beside her and inspecting it for flaws.

(The Line, Game of Thrones, post-series, Jon/Tormund, in which Jon is still living happily ever after but takes his family to visit Queen Sansa)

The images solidified in Jaime’s mind as he made his way through the streets.

Charred skeletons. Screaming children. Rampaging soldiers. Blood. Smoke. Mangled limbs. Chaos. He couldn’t keep any of it straight.

(The Lion and the Snow - Snapshots, Game of Thrones, AU, Jaime/Brienne, in which Jon is King, Jaime is the Hand Without A Hand, Brienne is the Lady Commander of the Kingsguard, they are all disasters, and I am not telling this story in order)

Tormund didn’t intend to get seriously involved with anyone when he moved to King’s Landing.

It had been a rough couple of years. Hell, the entire last decade had been its own special blend of unexpected pleasure and slow, turgid, relentless episodes of confusion and pain. That was adulthood, he supposed. Always one damn thing after another.

(The Dragon Heist, Game of Thrones, modern AU, in which single dad Tormund - Brienne is his baby mama - falls in love with art student Jon Snow and there are lots of coparenting shenanigans)

Patterns: Gee, I like to start these stories off with long, complicated explanations of everyone's relationship status.

Favorites: I guess that would be starting off The Morning After with Rory half-horrified at what she has gotten into. I also like dropping right in on Jonmund domesticity in The Line.

Tagging: @fineosaur, @seethemflying, @aliveanddrunkonsunlight, @janiedean, @angel-deux-writes, @littlerockerao3, @istaricelebelasse, @tormundjonthings, @sdwolfpup, and anyone else who feels like it (apologies if y'all have already been tagged)