#maddame

[wastedyouth-wasteddreams]

[imaginary-regret-608]

I thought of an idea for a Librarby-Themed Dark World! But this time, the Lightners experience a land of Knowledges, Oranges and... Doorhinges(?)

Introducing Sir Iccular (Main Boss and the Representation of English Language and Literature), Maddamant (The Stubborn Math Representative) and Rublaad (The Double-Edged Secret Boss)!

[troutlawyer]

Guys don’t get mad at me I’m a white bitch and I’m very new to this but… what is the general opinion on Karan Johar’s work? Because I know there is a nostalgia factor in it for a lot of people but like… I just cannot really dig the stories (and the treatment of female characters). I watched Kal Ho Naa Ho and I was honestly kinda disappointed bc I thought it would be fantastic but it just… wasn’t.

[deltagamer]

!!!READ¡¡

Hi everyone!

This is your local idiot/friend Delta

I would like to tell you a few things about me before you follow me or scroll through my account

First an introduction on me

Name - Delta

She/her

🔥Wattpad - https://www.wattpad.com/user/Delta0001

👾Discord - Delta#0155 (to dm me if you wish)

📃Other facts - Has a cat named Ginger, writes stories (thus Wattpad), makes edits, etc etc

I'm free 24/7 and can answer any questions or discuss at any point of time

Although there might be times when I'll go under the 🪨 for a while so

Worry not

I'm not dead

I'm always eager to make new friends and just talk to people in general

This account/blog (idk what it's called) will consist of the most random things and things from the fandoms I follow

I follow many fandoms including:

•Carmen Sandiego🟥

•Marvel 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️

•Warrior cats (although I've only read the first series and bluestars prophecy) 🐈🐈‍⬛️

•Roblox 🎮

•Valorant 🎮

•Maddam sir👮‍♀️

•My little pony🐴🦄

•Wednesday🖤

• I can't remember the others

So yeah.

Anyways, enjoy!

[justahappyreindeer]

I find it funny how often I'll start shipping couples that aren't meant to be a couple as a joke but then soon afterwards, I'll be obsessed with them as a couple

[salomeslashes]

Dusty Rose: Your personal favourite character in your wip

Lime Green: Your favourite kind of scene to write

Blood Red: Favourite piece of dialogue from your wip

Thanks so much! (From this ask game.)

I have 97000 WIPs at the moment, so for the ones that are WIP specific, I'm going to use a WIP I've got with the working title Bombs and Martyrs. I'm rethinking how exactly I want to Be A Writer (careerwise) so you may be seeing more of that one on this page, but also, perhaps not!

Dusty Rose: So far, in BaM, my favorite character is Nes. They're nonbinary, a programming genius, and a total smartass. I didn't realize until a few days ago that I wanted them to be a POV character (third-person limited) but I'm definitely stoked about that concept. They're delightful. (You'll see more of why in response to your third question.)

Lime Green: I can admit it here so I will. I like the moments where the penny drops. Where the character realizes that things really are as bad as they can be. That their situation really is permanent. That they really are going to die. The sheer horror of something irreparably shifting for the worse.

Blood Red: I got your snippet right here! Again from BaM. Might end up changing down the line, if I need to make Nes the POV character for this scene.

“I was hoping you’d arrive before General Campo showed up,” Nes said, glancing him over. “You...you were?” Ryan asked. Nes snorted. “Not like that,” they said. “I wanted to meet you without the pressure of the brass breathing down our necks. I wanted to take your temperature on this whole thing.” “What part?” Ryan asked. Nes shrugged. “Well, I only have a rectal thermometer.” “A rec—” “Kidding,” Nes said. They set their tablet on a desk in one corner of the room. “If we’re gonna be working together for the next year you’re really gonna need to loosen up.”

[channelping]

🎧Channelping.com & DJClub.io✨We love to share your posts. Let’s spread the music! @monsieurmaddam DJProducer⭐️MaddaM📀Escape Reality - Out Now @soundcloud #channelping#dj#musicproducer#maddam#france#djmix#party#techno#melodictechno#melodichouse#dance#techhouse#housemusic#podcast#hardstyle#trance#edm#nightclub#electronicmusic#radio#undergroundtechno#psytrance#recordlabels#soundtrack#music#soundcloud#musicfestival#beatport#spotify#youtube https://www.instagram.com/p/CnVCffSPc8T/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ireallylikehickorysticksyay]

i love it when cats look like they where painted by a higher being to have the same markings a bunny would. it's like, thrice the cute. three for one cute. your cat is super cute. 30/10

[maddambone]

so to recap what i know 2ish months ago when i made my now base model i could not get it to become the default model file it was an annoying but was not a problem as i could keep a save file and barely close it but last it when setting up stream the veadotube was not loading the veadotube model files but the whole local disc so everything rather then delaying canceling or searching for the file i would do a silly screenshot bit and hope it was not a bad first impression for new chatters but it was the last straw as latter that night i uninstalled and then reinstalled veado tube as that should let me change the start up file to my base pngtuber and when setting up my base png tuber i noticed new features and that there is a new update but with this update came new tech issues sutch as no longer working with the source capture i knew how to set up greenscreen so there may still be no model setup for this friday stream i would like to apologize by drawing and releasing the new and "unrelated" emote

[trickiibea]

How may I help you Maddam/Sire/Master? Butler Bea at your service.

A little silly doode I did while I was animating earlier. Makes me giggle every time I look at it LMFAO (๑>ᴗ<๑)

[wastedyouth-wasteddreams]

Tish and I took the new GPU for a spin...

[graceentertainment]

Sony SAB’s Maddam Sir artists express their views on the occasion of Gandhi Jayanti.

https://gracesofa.blogspot.com/2022/10/sony-sabs-maddam-sir-artists-express.html

[omwife]

Sanji Vinsmoke

small series or just falling for sanji/getting with him. part 1!

summary: sanji is gawking to zoro over nami when you surprise him from behind. he figures out that you're another crew mate who was absent for when he initially joined and fawns over you.

notes: bare with me cos im not far (at ALL) into the show and know nothing about how boats work. (do pirates use those wheels? they do right? they use it in this fic anyway.) alsoooo idk french so these r google translations

espèce de sale garçon - you dirty boy

"oh nami's so amazing." sanji said as he leaned his body forward from the barrel he was sat on, and took another long puff of the cigarette he was holding.

"shut up cook." zoro mumbled as he continued his practise of his technique.

"i dunno zoro, he is right." you said as you loomed over sanjis shoulder, who jumped at your voice, while everyone else seemed to perk up at it.

"y/n!!! you're awake!" nami said as she ran towards you and began rambling about what happened while you were asleep.

"y/nnnnnnnnnnnn." luffy called as his arms stretched out from his seat in front of the wheel to your shoulders.

"no- no luffy- no you're going to catapult into me- luffy- let go." you tried as you struggled against his hold before his body flung itself at you, pushing you both to the ground.

"luffy you idiot!" zoro screamed as nami ran over to the wheel to make sure the boat steered in the right direction.

sanji however, had been sat gaping at the way you looked and how he hadn't seen you before. it was a ship? how did he not notice your presence before? had you come aboard from a small ship?

"Y/NNN!!"

"USSOP!!"

"YOU'RE AWAKE!!" ussop yelled as he grabbed onto your forearms, you doing the same to him, and jumped up and down while spinning in a circle.

"I'M AWAKE!!" you yelled back just as loud and matched the large smile on his face as he pulled you into a hug.

"well maddam, how come i've never seen you before?" sanji said as his brain suddenly started working again, no longer being stopped by your beauty.

"i was asleep." you said as if it was normal for you to have been asleep for days on end, the smile not leaving your face as ussop wrapped his arm around your shoulder while smiling at sanji too.

"right.. well you must be hungry, any special requests love?"

"well aren't you a flirt?" you said as you unwrapped your self from ussop to move yourself closer to sanji, while ussop only raised an eyebrow at this with his smile standing brighter, "how about i come and oversee you make the food so we can make up on lost time?" you cooed as you wrapped a hand under the collar of sanjis shirt and fixed it, while he seemingly died inside.

his cheeks heated up at the unexpected flirting from you, while ussop snickered having been watching this in front view.

"oh i'll have something to eat too!" luffy said as he popped up from behind sanji, having listened in as soon as he heard the conversation switch to be about food.

sanji quickly turned and started questioning luffy about what he wanted in an attempt to hide the prominent blush that had creeped its way onto his face after your reply.

"good to have you back y/n." zoro grumbled as he tapped your back with the duller part of his sword as you followed behind sanji, causing you to turn back and throw a wink and a smile over your shoulder to him.

"looks like shes got sanji already." ussop said as he saw the kitchen doors close with you luffy and sanji inside, before luffy was pushed out of the door by two mystery hands.

zoro snorts at this, "guess they've both met their matches."

-

"so, you were asleep the whole time?"

"yeah. i got knocked up pretty bad in a fight on the island we met ussop at, so it took a while for me to come back to life i guess." you said as you sat at a stool and leaned your chin on your hands as you watched him pull out pots and other equipment.

"i would've forced myself to wake up sooner if i knew someone like you would've been here when i woke up." you said with a sly grin that only grew larger when sanjis movement paused for a moment, shocked, and quickly resumed his work as he decided to do it with his back turned so you didn't see his face.

"how bold you are darling. do you have a preference for sweet or savoury?"

"sweet please."

chills ran down sanjis back, your voice was like music to his ears, it was smooth and sweet and what you said didn't help with calming his already building love for you.

"so, introduce yourself to me." you grinned as he turned, leaving the food to cook on the stove top as he wiped his hands with a cloth.

"i am sanji vinsmoke, your ships cook. however i could be much more for you darling." he purred as he rolled his sleeves further up to his elbows.

"ai! you're dirty." you said as you giggled and only leaned further towards him.

"mon amor i couldn't resist when you look so perfect and pretty." he hummed as he grinned at you before turning his back and continuing his cooking.

"mm espèce de sale garçon."

this only made his smile grow as he plated up your food, making sure to make it as presentable as he could, while he put much less effort in plating luffys plate of barely anything but meat.

"call out to luffy dear?" he asked as you with a smile as he started on cleaning the dishes already.

you got up with a pink hue appearing on your cheeks, "luffy! your foods ready."

his stomps could be heard running towards the kitchen while namis screams about how he can't keep leaving the wheel was heard aswell.

"i hope to have your company more as i cook." sanji whispered into your ear, appearing behind you before he hummed and walked out, pulling his packet of smokes out.

-

done!

lmk what u think <3

[franzkafkagf]

i love the aegond divorce with everything in me but the way it was handled is just 😭😭😭 so spoonfed-y to the point where i wanna throw stuff at the screen. i particularly dislike how they handled rook's rest, not the council scene or even the brothel; those were good foundations for the conflict we've seen between them ever since s1.

we have aemond plotting with criston behind aegon's back (very much in-character). and when aegon finds out we have no other scene of them together before aemond leaves, and then alicent rips aegon a new one, and he feels like a fraud and worthless and everything under the sun, and he's drunk and desperate to prove his prowess so he takes sunfyre and goes to RR.

great. love it so far. but aemond outright attacking him is crazyyyyy 😭 i posted abt this, but instead of him standing down w vhagar when he spotted aegon, i feel like it would've been better if he'd rushed to the sky. that way it's like... is he rushing to his brother's aid or does he not want aegon to steal his thunder? having them fight sorta side-by-side instead of aemond suddenly showing up and bbq-ing his brother would make for a way more interesting betrayal, cuz neither aegon or the audience could tell if it was intentional or collateral.

i wanna hear ur thoughts on it cuz i wasn't that disappointed by it. like, i ultimately enjoyed the betrayal, but i feel like it could've been done sm better 😭🙏

ohhh i agree with you!! how they did it was very cringe... all the knights and soldiers literally saw him try to commit kin- and kingslaying.... literally the lannister-bros combo in front of hundreds if not thousands. it's weird because how it happened in the book (similar how you said it actually!) could've been a great way to do it— aemond would still have plausible deniability. because right now.... he LITERALLY douzed his brother fully in flames and meleys got off literally scot-free.... there is no way he did not want him cooked.

just look at criston.... he knows aemond's ass is guiltyyyyy 😭

also i still think the brothel scene was a goofy way to try to explain his betrayal. i'm DUMBFOUNDED. aegon should've cooked him for being with the brothel maddam when jaehaerys was murdered. he should've screamed at him all drunk, not clown him because he went back to the woman he lost his virginity to. atm aemond just looks moronic and embarrassing 💀

[sailorsenshishitposter]

Hiromi Higuruma x Reader

Hiromi Higuruma:

You miss Nanami, are tired and stressed out 24/7 or you're just a big ace attorney fan.

First Date:

"Oh thank God you made it!" Today was the start of your trial. You had been arrested on the suspicion of posting leaks to Twitter and you needed a good lawyer to defend your case. Unfortunately, Saul Goodman was busy so you went with your next choice. Hiromi Higuruma, a man in his mid thirties known to take on the most helpless of defendants. Due to how crime is dealt with in Japan, prosecutors are known to be corrupt, leaving him with a 0.1% outcome rate but you were just glad that someone was willing to defend you.

"I can't promise you anything ####, but I will do my best!" He opened the doors and began to find his seat. It was then that he noticed who he would be up against. The legendary prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth. He began to scream a string of profanities in his mind and cursed the day he was born. "You can do this, everyone is counting on yo- Argh, who am I kidding? I'm screwed!" He was about to drink some of his coffee but then he remembered the Dahlia Hawthorne case and decided against it.

He looked down at his desk and picked up his photograph. It was a picture of him and his wife on their honey moon vacation in Malaysia. "I can't wait to go home and see my him." Suddenly the loud banging of the gavel rang him out of his thoughts. "Is the defence team ready?" Higuruma took a bow. "Yes your honour."

"Good. Now let us get on to the case at hand. Now, Miss ####, is it true that you are being charged with leaking highly valuable information to the public?" You glanced to your lawyer. "This is a joke right...?" The prosecutor then cut in "Disclosing sensitive information is not a laughing matter maddam!" You rolled your eyes. "Important info my ass! All I did was post some stupid pages of a manga!"

The judge then stroked his chin. "Hmm. Answer me this. What series was it?" You were shocked that the judge was even bothering with your case. "It was Jujutsu Kaisen your honour..." He then frowned. "That's too bad. If it had been One Piece I would have given you a more lenient sentence. I'm afraid the court finds you guilty! As punishment, you will have to attend a smash bros. tournament!"

You screamed. "ANYTHING BUT THAT YOUR HONOUR! THEY SMELL SO BAD! THESE PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SOAP OR DEODERANT IS!" The judge sighed. "It's either that or the death penalty..." You jumped straight up and began to cry tears of joy. "I'll take one execution please!"

"Well I guess that settles it!" The judge then banged his hammer and the words G U I L T Y appeared over your head. "Take her away, next case!" Higuruma then heard the crowd cheering and saw confetti fall from the ceiling. "You did it again Mr. Edgeworth!" The prosecutor then waived the scruffy man away. "Yes Gumshoe, I know. Now go make yourself useful!"

"WHAT KIND OF TRIAL IS THIS!? THAT'S IT, I'M BRINGING OUT MY STAND [ JUDGEMAN ] !" The creature then threw the previous judge out the window and took his seat. A loud bang was heard and then Edgeworth began to hide under the table. The door pushed open and revealed that it was prosecutor Godot. "Sorry for knocking so loud. Is everything alr-" He then looked at the situation in front of him. 'I may be blind but not stupid!' he thought. "I'm just going to check and see if we have anymore coffee..." The door then closed, the only noise being Miles sobbing and the relaxing rythmn of smooth jazz.

Judgeman then went through the inventory and skimmed through the court records. "Alright, we shall begin with the next case. Will the defendant Sukuna please take the stand?" Higuruma began to bash his head into his desk and cried. "Please not this guy again! Gege why!?"

[halloworhorecrux]

Harry: Do I even want to know the logic on how you got here?

Draco: Don't be silly, hare-bear! Let me tell you you this is not my fault. You see, I was at my book club

Harry: You mean eavesdropping on the biddies from Maddam Puddifoots?

Drcao: Right,as I was saying book club. I invited Greg along so I wouldn't look pathetic with my four orders of macaroons.

Harry: Because looking pathetic in front of the biddies is important

Draco: Exactly, you get me so well, love! So there we were enjoying talking about the cover model from "The Pirate Ravenger" when Greg crossed their table to go to the loo when they said the worst thing in the world.

Harry: Positively war inducing, I'm sure.

Draco: They besmirched me, saying that Greg looked like he could chop a real red wood tree, unlike his scrawny companion that would probably knock himself out, lifting an ax.

Harry: And now you have to regrow your fingers because you cut them--- with an ax?

Draco: Well yes, but it wasn't because I couldn't lift it! You have to believe that!

Harry: Oh, trust me,love. That isn't what I'm finding hard to believe

Draco: Of course. I'm strong and reasonably able to chop some wood. Only well there's bugs and such in the woods, you know?

Harry: Yeah, I imagine there is bugs inside a forest.

Draco: Well, there was something in my hair, and I panicked and threw the ax, and it came down on my hands. *here Draco sniffles* It really hurt.

Harry: Well, the pain potion should kick in soon, and if it really bothers you so we can plant a tree in our yard, and I'll help you chop it down. How's that?

Draco: Would you? Thanks, Darling. I knew you would understand. But maybe it could be a small tree and maybe you could help me swing that merlin awful ax. I may have callouses after this.

Harry: I'd love to chop you a tree. And look I brought your hand creams so no callouses for you.

Draco: *falling asleep* Mmm, you're just like the Pirate Ravenger, but it's better cause you're mine. *knocks out*

Harry: I'm in love with this incorrigible man 😌