#maru stardew valley x reader

[axolotlwrites]

Silicone and Science

Maru x Male Farmer

Maru is always nervous in the bedroom, but neither of you has been apprehensive about toys in the bedroom. Now, however, she wants to try something more experimental.

CW: pegging, anal sex, Maru straight up fucks the reader, strap-on sucking, not beta read lol

Sex with Maru was fairly vanilla in most aspects. Toys were a mainstay in the bedroom, which came as little of a surprise to you. What was surprising was how many of those vibrators were custom-made and how many she could put on both of your bodies. However, that was the only outwardly deviant kink she seemed to have. There were no ropes or whips, no cages or hooks, just you, her, and a couple of vibrators to keep each other company. When it came to sex, Maru was always very nervous and anxious. She would double check your condoms, read the labels of the lube over and over again to make sure she had gotten the right kind, even testing the vibratory functions on the vibrators an hour before she planned to have sex with you to make sure they were working correctly.

This didn't mean she was a bad lover, however. She was attentive, passionate, and so very eager once she got past her nerves. And with experience in getting into tight nooks and crannies on various machines and electronics, she had some fairly deft hands.

None of this, however, really foreshadowed how she was standing in front of you right now. Hands on her hips, a nervous smile on her face, cute cheeks and nose holding up her glasses, and a fairly nice cock hanging from the harness on her hips. Your gaze drifts up and down her body, taking in the full sight of her as you relax on the bed. Her reddish-brown hair was tied up into a loose ponytail, her hands moving away from her hips as she started to nervously fidget with her hands. "I, uh, know it's a bit out there compared to what we usually do, but I've been doing some research and you mentioned that you've done anal play before so I… thought maybe we could…" She trails off, the implications clear as she desperately tries to force herself to spit out the words on her tongue. You don't wait for the rest of the sentence, quickly getting off the bed and walking towards her. Stuck in her thoughts, she barely even notices, almost flinching as you bring your arms around her in a hug.

"How long have you wanted to peg me?" At that she giggles nervously, a goofy smile crossing her face as she plants her face in your chest. "Remember a couple weeks ago, where I…" You chuckled, remembering that night. You both were getting each other off using toys, and she ran a vibrator across your asshole on accident, making you let out a sudden gasp and a low moan. She apologized profusely afterwards, despite your assurances that it was okay. "I've been researching it ever since and… I want to try it with you." She confesses, finally leaving the crater she's dug into your chest. "If it's okay! Only if it's okay with you!" You giggled a little, pulling her close as you leaned down slightly to kiss her. As your lips lock, her body finally relaxes against yours. Your arms move down to her waist as the kiss deepens further. As you try to pull her closer in what little space there is, you can finally focus on her body.

The smell of steel invades your senses, but is overshadowed by the strawberry scented perfume. You moan into the kiss as her hands start to glide up your shirt. Slowly, she slips it off of you, briefly breaking the kiss. She's not gone long, filling the gap between your lips at a record pace, her tongue tasting like sweet coffee. You drop to the bed, the silicone shaft right in front of your face. She puts her hand on your face, looking down at you with that familiar nervous smile. "Do you… want me to suck on it, baby?" You ask, your hand reaching up to the base of the shaft. She nods as she lets out an unsteady breath that she didn't know she was holding. You waste no time, her little gasps spurring you on as you wrap your lips and tongue around the shaft and start to suck her cock. She can't feel it obviously, the technology of silicone and plastic has its limits. However, the way your mouth glides along the length of her cock and stays as far down as you can go does something amazing to her brain. One arm dangles to the side, the other stroking your hair as you take her cock. Quickly, you start to speed up, but not without getting a little something in return. As she's so intently focused on the way you take her strap-on, she doesn't notice your hand sneaking up from your lap. Slowly, you raise your hand up behind her waist, before grabbing her ass hard and squeezing it gently.

Maru lets out a loud squeak, akin to a mouse, before glaring back down at you. "Cheeky little…" She whispers, before a mischievous smile crosses her face. The hand in your hair tightens, before her expression shifts to slight worry. "Can I, um, go a little harder?" You nod, looking back up at her as you gently caress her ass cheek with your hand, still moving along her length. You try to relax your throat in preparation, as she takes control of your head movement. Her hand grips your hair softly, even as she starts to thrust into your throat. You gag slightly as you feel it hit the back of her throat. You hear her gasp and attempt to pull out, clearly thinking she's hurt you somehow, but you use the grip on her butt to push her back down your throat. Maru quickly gathers the courage to keep thrusting down your throat.

You look up at her as she fucks your face, seeing that she's groping her own tits with her other hand now. "I love watching you look like this for me. You look so good." Maru says, her voice low and husky. She's never sounded like that before, even during other times like this. Her hand fondles her nipple through the bra before shoving the strap-on down your throat in one final thrust, the sound of your gags filling the room as you try your hardest to stay at the base of her cock. Finally, she pulls out, a long string of drool and saliva spanning from your mouth to her dick. Your cock is throbbing as Maru looks down at you, a smile on her face. She looks so beautiful in this position, standing over you as you regain your breath. Her hand moves to your chin, caressing your jaw as you try to stand, but unsteady legs force you to crash back onto the bed. The moment passes slowly, feeling like an eternity as she stares at your body, and you stare back in equal measure. Suddenly, her senses kick back in, and her expression shifts. The smile on her face, almost predatory in nature, becomes nervous and giggly once more.

"I'm going to grab the, uh, lube now. I got oil-based lube, so we don't degrade the strap-on!" Maru excitedly exclaims as she walks around the bed to the end table, grabbing a small bottle of lube out of the drawer. You get yourself ready as she prepares the strap by scooting farther up to the bed, getting comfy and laying your head on the pillows as you relax. You look over to Maru, seeing her stroking the strap-on with a lube covered hand. It's oddly enticing, the way her hand strokes her cock. She lets out a little sigh, before bringing her head up and looking at you. "Ready?" The way she looks at you now, half-lidded eyes and a disarming, sultry smile has you nodding before you can even think.

She gets on the bed, wasting no time sliding up between your legs. "No more time for foreplay, Maru?" You quip, sarcasm dripping like venom as she leans over you. She chuckles at that, a low rumbling sound rolling out of her lips as she smiles. Maru moves in closer, the tip of her cock rubbing gently against your asshole as she places one hand next to you, bracing herself. The other guides the base of the cock as she moves to enter you. Slowly, the tip of her cock pierces into your hole, pushing into you slowly. She stops, only the tip in, giving you time to adjust and relax. "F-fuck… M-Maru…" You moan, trying your best to keep your composure under the pressure. One of her hands moves under you, bracing your back, the other gently grabbing your thigh. "Are you ready for more?" She whispers, gentle and soft as she holds you. You don't trust yourself to speak, so you just nod for her.

Slowly, Maru pushes deeper into you, the lube making her slip deeper into you. Finally, using your thigh as leverage as she pulls your lower body onto her lap, she brings herself all the way to the base. You can feel it push against your prostate, a loud moan and twitching cock rewarding her for her efforts. Your back arches as she starts to pull out and push back in, finally starting to gently thrust into you. Your moans reverberate throughout the room as Maru fucks you slowly. You reach up to grab your cock, but she shows it away, replacing it with her own almost immediately. "Let me make you feel good, baby." She moans out, trying her best not to break her composure. Evidently, fucking your ass is doing something for her as well.

Her hand is swift, moving along your cock. It's still slick from applying the lube to the strap, making her hand glide along your own length as she fucks you with hers. Your moans are constant as she bucks into you, her thrusts speeding up in time with her strokes. The pleasure is overwhelming, and you can feel an orgasm coming, but you stave it off as best you can. As you try your best not to cum, you look up at Maru again. Her hair is messy, her glasses are askew and her bra was taken off sometime during the excitement. Her tits jiggle and bounce as she fucks you, a beautiful sight equaled only by the stars. Her breaths quicken as she thrusts into you harder, leaning over you and bracing herself with the bed. Maru leans down, kissing your chest and stomach as she thrusts even faster. You wrap your legs around her, a silent signal of your impending climax. "Cum for me, baby, do it. Cum for me. Cum!"

Your release is strong, cum spraying onto both your and her stomachs as you finally orgasm. Your body shakes as you release rope after rope of thick white semen all over yourself, a little bit even getting onto your chest, as well as hers. Her body is trembling as well, the friction from the harness and the way you took her so well bringing her to orgasm as well. Your head collapses back onto the pillow, exhaustion filling your body as you relax into the bed. Maru pulls her cock out of you, before unlatching the harness and pulling it off, discarding it into the end table. She grabs a towel from the same drawer, as well as a bottle of water. "Always prepared aren't you?" She laughs at that, not a nervous one, but another genuine laugh. "Always am, farmer boy." You take the water bottle from her hands with a smile, gulping it down quickly before putting the empty bottle on the end table. Maru cleans off her stomach and chest with the towel, before rubbing your body down as well, cleaning off the lube and cum from your bodies.

Maru lays down next to you, her head on your shoulder as the exhaustion finally sets in for her as well. "Love you, Maru." She looks up at you, before bringing her lips to yours and holding you close. "Love you too, farmer boy."

[habitabel]

How are y'all struggling to fish in SV?? I'm over here fishing with one hand while eating a full course meal with the other or idk straight up scratching my BALLS

(I have a coin slot)

[philosophers-shwag]

Can the Stardew Valley characters fight? Bachelorette Edition

Bachelors here

Disclaimer; I’m not an expert on every Stardew character, so these aren’t completely accurate. But if there’s something you think should be different, PLEASE, PLEASE ask/comment/reblog it. I would love to talk about it more.

[babiebom]

Heyyy! I was wondering if u could do the bachelors & bachelorettes reactin to / dating an s/o who has really intense nose bleeds when they're stressed. But plot twist bc this is literally the norm for the farmer bc they have crippling anxiety, especially social.

Thank u sm!!

A/N: I don’t know why I thought this was funny??? My anxiety just makes my stomach upset but a nosebleed in front of everyone like some sort of anxious demon is funny. Not the clean up tho. I’ve never had a nosebleed but I know they bleed SO MUCH. Also no problemo!!! Always glad to get requests!! I did different things (so not just stressed because I would’ve written the same thing for anyone I made crush aspects as sort of for stress too lmao) for each hopefully they’re good enough!

Tw: cursing, blood, anxiety, the nose bleeds are VERY dramatic because it’s fiction lmao. Physical fights(in Leah’s part), arguments(in almost all of them). Pierre hate Pam hate(kinda) Demetrius hate Morris hate. And Kel is gender neutral! let me know if there’s anything else to tag!

Wc: idk lmao hopefully at least 100 words for each

Stardew Masterlist

Sebastian:

Just frowns

Actually helps unexpectedly

….we can never talk about this happening again if you want……

It’s not often that you get to see the towns resident emo, even after visiting Robin multiple times for various building needs. So when you wander into the house, looking for Robin so you can upgrade your coop, seeing him makes your brain malfunction.

“Oh…hey farmer.” He greets, moving past you to head further into the house. You blink for a second before returning the greeting, watching as his dark hoodie disappears behind a wall.

You try to force your breathing to slow down. There is absolutely NO reason you should be this worked up over a literal one second conversation. While you sit with your thoughts, foot steps fill your ears and the sight of Sebastian returning from wherever he went makes all of your progress regress. “So…you here waiting for my mom?”

You nod quickly, clearing your throat, “yeah…um…just need to upgrade my chicken coop.”

“Oh well, she’s not in today. She usually goes to Pierre’s store to work out with the other moms.”

You frown to yourself, how did you miss that she wouldn’t be in today? Damn now all you can think about is how you just made a fool of yourself. Lost in your thoughts, you miss that Sebastian had cleared his throat a couple times until he waves a hand in front of your face.

“If you want, I can take your order and tell her when she gets home later. That way she can get started tomorrow.”

“Would you?” Your heart flips as you perk up. Was he usually this nice? You kinda heard from Robin herself that Sebastian never really interacted with people he wasn’t already friends with.

“Yeah sure.” He shrugs and moves to go around the counter, setting his slowly cooling food down. “Okay so she usually charges 10,000g and you have to have 400 logs of wood and 150 things of stone. Sound right?”

You nod and hand over the bag of money. The second your hands touch it’s like your body decided it couldn’t handle anything else from him. Luckily he just takes the money and pretends like your nose hasn’t become a geyser as you scramble to try to keep the blood from dripping all over their furniture.

Sam:

WOAH DUDE IS THAT LIKE….NORMAL?

it’s like from a movie or something

Is overall sorta scared but at the same time thinks it’s cool

“And this is how I do a kick flip!” Sam shows you skateboard trick after trick and honestly you can’t get enough of it. It wasn’t a secret that the both of you had crushes on each other, and even now it was very obvious by how you were watching him do his tricks that you had feelings for him. Yet still you two weren’t in a relationship, just sort of friends who like each other in a romantic sort of way.

“You’re so cool!” You clap as he lands another trick.

“And you’re cute!”

“What?”

You freeze in your spot and watch in confusion as he sort of freezes midway through his next trick and crashes to the ground. His words echo in your head, making your face heat up and your heart soar. He smacks his face on the ground, sending you into a panic because now all you can think about is how he thinks you’re cute, and now how he probably has a concussion from hitting his face directly onto the concrete.

When he lifts his face off the ground, you’re kneeling next to him, trying to check on him. His forehead is bleeding, his nose is bleeding, and so is his mouth. You shriek and try to go through your backpack to see if you have anything to help him. You didn’t.

You already know where this is leading, and you let out a groan of annoyance right before your nose starts leaking just like his. His eyes widen and he lets out a loud laugh. Maybe you two can move out of the weird friendship you have after all.

Shane:

Would just stare silently

Like no comments no nothing

Doesn’t even act like it’s happening

Having a part time job at Joja Mart during the winter is one of the absolute worst ideas that you’ve had in a while. But you didn’t make a lot during your first year of farming. Stacking the products onto the shelves, your only saving Grace is the fact that you’re allowed to have earphones in. Except for the fact that Pam is now standing next to you asking loudly about where something is. Shane is stacking the shelves behind you.

“I don’t know Pam…the alcohol is probably on the wall in the back.” You frown at her. She obviously knows that you don’t know this store that well, you were a FARMER that NEVER shopped here before. She rasps out another question and it takes everything in you to not snap at her. Trying to calm yourself of course there’s gonna be something else that makes you lose your mind. That something is Morris, coming over and being the absolute WORST and in turn making Pam LOUDER and more insistent.

He’s lecturing you, Pam is agreeing with him way too loudly, the music on your headphones is now overwhelming instead of calming, and the sound of random things in the market is making you want to bite a chunk out of the loaves of bread in front of you, plastic and all. With everything building up inside of you, you already know what’s going to happen. It always happens, but instead of excusing yourself you stand there, staring Morris down as the blood begins to flow from your nostrils.

Pam yells out curses and Morris begins to stutter, but behind them Shane just stares for a second before continuing to work. When you’re finally left alone with him in the aisle as your two stressors hastily take their leave, all he does is let out a dry chuckle.

“Sam has a hell of a mess to clean up…”

Alex:

Oh DUDE your nose is like….LEAKING

Doesn’t help

Just watched and comments

“AND THEN HE HAS THE NERVE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT MY HARVESTS ARE HIS BUT HE ONLY DOES IT IF ITS GOOD!” You rant to the brown haired boy, pacing back and forth in his room. Thankfully both Evelyn and George were out so you weren’t bothering anyone except for the man in front of you.

You huff and puff as he watches, slightly amused slightly concerned. Alex wasn’t the best person to go to when you’re upset unless it was something absolutely devastating. So being in front of him now, complains about your farming woes meant that he was only half ass taking it seriously. “You should go and speak your mind.” He says.

Turns out you should NOT take advice from Alex. Standing in Pierre’s shop, you’re staring him down angrily, anxiety creeping up your throat from you trying to will yourself to call him out on his bullshit. The older man just kind of stares at you in confusion because all you had done was shout his name angrily as you entered the shop then stand in front of him seething.

“You….you…..” you point a finger at him. This was the moment, the moment you stand up for yourself and tell Pierre how HORRIBLE he is!

But of course things don’t work how you want and your nose gushes out blood all over the counter before you can work yourself up to the point of accusations. With a gasp you run out of the shop, hoping that he would keep his mouth shut with Alex running behind you laughing. Again, NEVER let Alex talk you into anything.

Elliott:

Panics

How do I help PLS LET ME HELP

Everything probably gets messy

Fishing had never been your favorite pastime, but now trying to fix up the community center you had to. Unfortunately Willy was gone and couldn’t properly teach you even though he had gifted you an old rod of his, so the next best thing is getting your boyfriend to teach you since he does fish often. Now you stand on the docks, waiting for a fish to bite the hook.

“Keep calm, the fish can feel your fear and it makes them upset.” Elliott spoke. In all honesty you didn’t even know if that was true or not, but you take in a breath to calm down. You did not want to be here all day you had cows to pet.

The second your line begins to pull you try to pull the fish in. And you succeed until it comes time to unhook the eel you managed to catch. The eel is slimy and slippery and all around not a good thing to try to grip. A shriek leaves your lips and the eel struggles, Elliott tries to help you but is also struggling to catch hold of it. And now your nose is bleeding adding another layer to the already hellish experience.

You’re unhappy, the eel is unhappy, and Elliott is unhappy. After what seems like an hour, the stupid thing slips out of your grips and back into the ocean, washing your nose blood off of it and splashing you with saltwater. 0 out of 10 you will not be trying again.

Harvey:

Calm but concerned(after panicking for a second)

Has a doctory approach to it

But is secretly like WTF inside

Your heart thumps in your chest as you sit on the clinic bed. It’s been a while since you’ve been in Harvey’s clinic, having taken a break from the mines, and somehow this seems more shameful than having been beaten almost to death by living slime. Your hands bleed into the cloth you have pressed into it. One of the pigs knocked you over into the broken fence you were in the middle of fixing. Now you sit waiting for the good looking Doctor.

When he walks in he’s all smiles, tapping his clipboard with his pen. “While I’m sad to see that you’re injured, I’m glad to see it isn’t from those mines again.” The eye contact he makes with you makes your heart twist for a second.

He starts speaking of all the shots you need and the antibiotics you need to take, rust poisoning is quite serious you know. “Now,” he says, moving towards you, “let me see your hand.”

Your heart thumps erratically at the close proximity of him and you. You only really ever got to see him this close when you were half dead and barely conscious. His face is much too close for you to be able to do anything but focus on how pretty his eyes are, and how fluffy his mustache is, and how…

“OH MY DEAR YOBA” He yelps and jumps away from you. It takes only a second after him to realize what’s going on, and now your furiously wiping away at your nose with your hands instead of with the cloth, and he’s trying to get something on your nose to catch the blood. It’s a disaster, really. But at least you’re already in a clinic!

Penny:

Probably panics

Doesn’t know how to deal with it

Would try to help though

The warmth of the pool in the spa did nothing to ease your nerves as you waded in the shallow end of the pool. Penny had invited you to come sometime after 7 pm, and when you had arrived she was already waiting for you, kicking her feet in the pool. The thought of her asking you here made your stomach turn, did you do something wrong…? Was she inviting you here to tell you she hated you or something…? You had grown close to her over your time here and would hate it if she thought you were too much or something.

“Do you know why I invited you here?” She asks, moving closer but keeping her eyes on the water.

You shake your head, “I’m not exactly sure, no.”

She frowns and sighs at you, meeting your eyes for a fleeting second then looking elsewhere. “Really? I thought you would’ve noticed by now…” her words trail off and her eyebrows furrow.

The next few seconds are ones that you simultaneously want to remember for forever and forget. She confesses her feelings for you. Feelings that you obviously reciprocate, and the emotions in you mix and grow, rising up your throat as if you were a volcano of conflicting feelings. As soon as you open your mouth to tell her that yes, you like her too, her face morphs into one that’s horrified instead of hopeful, disgusted instead of smitten and you realize a second after she does that your nose is spouting red, dyeing the water you both were swimming in.

Penny shrieks for a solid second before trying to scramble out of the water as fast as she can. You do the same, swirling the red around the pool as both of you splash trying to exit the now crime scene looking pool. When you get out of the water, she’s holding a towel right in your face, smooshing it so hard you can barely breathe and now your nose is throbbing with slight pain. “What do we do?!” She asks moving about quickly. She’s so confused that she just keeps walking and turning as if she’s remembering and forgetting things at the same time.

You just tilt your head downward and cringe inwardly, this was not the way to get a girl to like you. “It’s fine…I’m fine,” you say voice nasally and muffled. “And I like you too by the way.”

Haley:

confused staring

wtf is happening

Actually speechless

It isn’t every day that you get to talk to a beautiful blonde. It isn’t even every day that you talk to anyone. So when she approaches you on one of your trips off of your farm you couldn’t help but feel like either everything is out to get you or that you’re up on your luck. You don’t really know for sure, it honestly depends on how things go.

“Hey farmer!” She smiles as soon as she stops in front of you, the feeling of your stomach twisting makes you want to vomit in all of your nervousness. “I have a favor to ask you…”

“Yeah?” You ask trying to keep your cool. “What is it?”

“I would totally love love LOVE you forever if you could bring me an amethyst? It’s for Emily’s birthday and I don’t really like Clint so I don’t wanna buy anything from him. I’m willing to pay 150g!”

You cough into your fist, nodding along and taken aback by how casually she’s speaking to you. Before you can accept doing her the favor, the horrified look on your face makes your words falter.

She looks absolutely horrified, and touching your hand to your face you can feel why. Your nose started dripping blood, and by dripping you mean you can now feel it running down to your chin. A flurry of curses leave your mouth as confused noises leave hers. It's not much of a surprise that this has happened, but man did you wish it wasn't in front of her.

Emily:

Surprisingly chill about it

Probably has a weird story about a nosebleed or something

Actually helps

You sit at the bar alone, upset at a horrible farming day. You tried your best, you really did, but those stupid ass crows actually ate ALL of your seedlings. Or…almost all of them but that’s basically the same thing! There is no way you’re gonna make enough to make it through winter comfortably. You told Emily exactly this, appreciative of her listening ear in the middle of her busy shift.

“You know they probably didn’t mean it…or maybe they did,” she sucks in a breath eyebrows furrowing as she thinks, “you know crows are very smart they probably know that you’re using that land to farm and stay there because of all the free food.”

“But it’s not free!” You exclaim, throwing your hands up in annoyance, “I have to buy those seeds! They’re just putting me into debt!”

She hums and nods, wiping the bar next to you where a person had just left. You had only a couple months left until the snow started falling and making it virtually impossible to grow anything. The little plants you had left you had to fight the crows for. And by fight I mean you angrily swung a broom at the with the intent of scaring them (not hitting them that’s mean). Still the growing anger inside you was not easily crushed by her warm and quite frankly outlandish words. No, in fact your anger grew the more you thought about it.

You felt it coming before anything had even exited your nose, hurriedly snatching the rag from Emily’s hands. Damn now you would have to buy the bar a new one. She just blinks then nods as if your nose becoming a bloody waterfall was normal.

“You know…nose bleeds cause by stress is usually because your heart rate and blood pressure increase and it causes your blood vessels to dilate!”

You stare at her before laughing. Maybe she was helpful after all.

Abigail:

WOAH

WTF

WHAT DO WE DO?

You stand in front of Pierre in front of the shop, arms crossed as you watch his face grow redder the longer time goes on. “-IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY DAUGHTER?” You’re not really listening to his tirade, over the whole ‘protective dad’ thing.

“Dad I’m an adult! You have no say in who I date!” Abigail yells back, face equally red. Who would’ve known that he would have a problem with the farmer he rips off constantly dating his daughter?

He yells out more reasons that the two of you shouldn’t be dating, and in turn points a finger into your chest roughly. You sputter out an offended sound, moving away from him. “Don’t touch me!”

“You shouldn’t be touching my daughter!”

“What? Dude we just started dating, you’re weird as hell!”

The arguing only gets worse from there, accusations flying around and now an audience comes with the drama. It’s almost too much for you to handle with now Caroline, Harvey, Haley, and the Milner family standing and watching the chaos. “Abby let’s just go to my place…” you try suddenly feeling the need to escape and no longer feeling the ‘fuck you dude’ attitude.

“No! He needs to understand that he can’t control my life!”

It’s like a volcano in your body and just like a volcano your nose begins to erupt. Now you’re screaming, Abigail is screaming, Pierre is screaming, the Mullners are screaming. Could this get any worse?

Turns out yeah, it can get any worse, like a family fight worse and now all of you are sitting in Harvey’s clinic. At least you aren’t the only bloody one now.

Maru:

Is surprised

Also forgets what to do

Would probably make things worse

Maru talks about robots and space the way you would talk about her: totally and completely enamored. You sit on her bed listening to her talk about her newest invention, some sort of robot that can cook and clean and basically be a free maid. You laugh and move your arm to get in a more comfortable position to watch her. Unfortunately your arm had other plans and smacked hard into her bed post. Groaning out in pain, your eyes close and begin to water from how much your elbow hurt.

Demetrius is in your face before you even realize that he was in the room. You yelp out in surprise as he starts ranting about you ruining his daughter’s future. You blink in surprise and try to retreat back into the mattress. What was happening. You can hear Maru screaming over his words but your ears feel like they’re filled with water.

“We’re just friends!” You find yourself shouting. Like damn is the man insane? It wasn’t the first time he’s gotten upset at you over Maru, but it was the first time that he was absolutely losing his mind.

“Dad stop!”

Time froze for a second as you and Demetrius stared at each other, Maru standing near him. Breathing in you can taste blood in your mouth before your nose starts bleeding, yet you can’t bring yourself to do anything but sit and catch your breath.

“Oh my god!” Both Demetrius and Maru exclaim moving around the room trying to find something to help. You couldn’t help but feel annoyed at him acting concerned now.

Thankfully Maru looked cute trying to help you which at least made things a little better.

Leah:

Is also freaking out on the inside but calm on the outside

Helps you with tissues

Is understanding

Going on a date with Leah is a dream come true. There’s paint, wine, food, and you’re sitting in the prettiest meadow you’ve ever seen, well it’s pretty because Leah is there and she’s pretty and you’ve been here multiple times because it’s near her cottage but it still looks different today.

You sit, paintbrush in hand, laughing at something she’s saying. It’s fun and if she hadn’t have asked you would’ve spent the day farming like usual, this little break was needed. The day couldn’t be ruined, absolutely nothing can ruin it.

Okay, one thing can ruin it and that one thing is Kel coming and ruining everything. The argument that ensues is one of the worst that you’ve seen. Kel tries to walk up on you(translation: Kel wants to fight you), Leah stops them but in turn gets into a fight with them which causes you to actually get up and try to defend her.

You kinda block out until you can hear Kel call out “I made your nose bleed bitch!” Which again causes you to want to drown in your anger.

“My noses is bleeding because I’m stressed, stupid!” You back. It’s obvious Kel hadn’t been able to hit your nose so claiming to be able to hit you so hard your nose bleeds isn’t even possible. It’s almost childish how the two of you argue.

Leah finally gets Kel to leave and hands you a bunch of tissues as she sits you down on the now rumpled blanket. As the two of you catch your breath and calm down, you find yourself smiling at her behind the wad of tissues catching blood flowing from your nose.

At least the situation would be funny in the future.

[animekpopsimp]

How Stardew Valley Characters React To You Kissing Them Out Of Nowhere

Abigail

It takes her a moment to process it when it happens

Abigail's eyes go wide and her whole face goes red as she stares at you for a moment

When she finally processes it, she looks down at the ground, a lovestruck smile on her face

Abigail looks back at you, planting a kiss on your cheek but she doesn't say anything.

Sebastian

When you kiss him out of nowhere, he almost drops his cigarette

Sebastian stares forward, not saying anything

Finally, after a moment, he looks over at her, his face turning a shade of red

A smile appears on Sebastian's face as he wraps an arm around your shoulder, pulling you close

Shane

Congratulations, you've broken him

Shane starts to sputter when you kiss him, eyes going wide in surprise

He looks at you for a second before he has to look away, not wanting you to see the blush on his face

Harvey

He's only caught off guard for a second, but it doesn't last long

Harvey smiles as he looks at you, a lovestruck look on his face

He leans over and places a kiss on your cheek, still smiling

Emily

Her first reaction is to laugh

Emily blushes as she leans in, kissing you back

After she pulls away she wraps her arms around you in a hug

All the while she teases you

Maru

She wasn't even caught off guard

She just smiles at you, the tiniest hint of a blush on her face

Maru laughs to herself as she pulls you into a hug

Leah

She was not expecting it at all

Leah's entire face goes red as she stares forward, too embarrassed to look you in the eyes

When she finally does, she can barely maintain eye contact

After a moment, she places a kiss on your cheek before looking away again

Sam

Sam tries to play it cool

But there's still a blush on his face as he rubs the back of his neck nervously

He makes a comment about how you missed, pointing to his lips with a smirk on his face

Alex

He also tries to play it cool

But it's easy to tell that he's embarrassed and caught off guard

He laughs after a moment before kissing you back

Elliot

He looks calm, and he is

He looks over at you, a loving smile on his face

Elliot places a hand on your head, ruffling your hair in an affectionate manner

He then places a kiss on your forehead, telling you how cute you are

Penny

Her whole face is red

She can't look you in the eye as she processes what just happened

After a moment, Penny smiles, placing a kiss on your cheek

Haley

A smile immediately appears on her face

Haley looks over at you, a slight blush on her cheeks

She teases you a bit, placing a kiss on your cheek to see you blush as well

[sincerely-astra]

☁️Stardew Valley: love language headcanons☁️

(P.S. This is just the bachelors and bachelorettes, but I decided to add Sandy for fun. ^^)

Harvey-

Giving: Acts of service

Receiving: Words of affirmation

Haley-

Giving: Words of affirmation

Receiving: Receiving gifts

Alex-

Giving: Physical touch

Receiving: Words of affirmation

Abigal-

Giving: Gift giving

Receiving: Quality time

Elliot-

Giving: Physical touch

Receiving: Acts of service

Emily-

Giving: Gift giving

Receiving: Quality time

Penny-

Giving: Gift giving

Receiving: Acts of service

Maru-

Giving: Acts of service

Receiving: Words of affirmation

Sam-

Giving: Quality time

Receiving: Words of affirmation

Sebastian-

Giving: Quality time

Receiving: Physical touch

Shane-

Giving: Quality time

Receiving: Quality time

Leah-

Giving: Giving gifts

Receiving: Quality time

Sandy-

Giving: Physical touch

Receiving: Receiving gifts

[ghostmaldo]

ꨄStardew Valley Headcannons: Artist farmer leaves a sketch for their love interest to find ꨄ

This took me so long to write, I’ll cry if this flops, but its fine ;-;

I might draw out the poses honestly… gives me something to do hehe Xp

No warnings, fluff, comfort, GN!Reader

Ask box: Open 💙

~Maldo

ᡣ𐭩 Penny ᡣ𐭩: Ooooh this sweet child, I just want to take her away from all of her troubles-

~It’s been a long day for Penny. She’s been spending most of the day tutoring Vincent and Jas, taking them out into the wilderness and to the library. Standing outside for a moment while the rain pelted the library rooftops. Of course, eagerly chatting with farmer while they ran around town doing their usual chores.

~ Between all that of course she’d have a altercation with her mother. Nothing she can’t handle but that dosen’t mean it dosen’t hurt any less. So, she practically dragged her feet back to her camper (RV? Whatever that thing is called).

~She reaches out for the handle of the door, then she stops. What this…?Her eyes blowing open slightly as she sees a neat envelope sticking out of the crack in the door. She see’s her name written in a sparkly gel pen as she retrieves from the door. Her heart starts to beat a bit harder in chest…

~She carefully opens the envelope. The scent of a sweet smelling perfume pulls at her heart strings further. Someone must have put a lot of thought into this little gift…for her…?

~Unfolding the paper from inside, she takes in a sharp breath. It’s a portrait drawing, of her sitting in fields. It’s gorgeous… It looks exactly like her… Penny marvels at each pencil stroke. Even the little smudges at the ends of the paper catch her eye. She almost feels like crying. And a single tear does fall when she sees the signature at the bottom.

From: (Farmer)

~The farmer, as if one Que, appears behind her. “Oh you found it! I was worried it might-“

~She can’t hold herself back from throwing her arms around the farmer and hugging them tight. The farmer returning the embrace happily. Penny didn’t know how the farmer knew, but she needed to see this after the kind of day shes had.

~She frames the drawing and keeps it in a special place her mother can’t find. Often looking at it when she needs a pick me up and instantly she feels a little better about life.

ᡣ𐭩Shane ᡣ𐭩 Disclaimer: Due to my own personal experiences/triggers I’ve been warned by my friends I shouldn’t play his route and I’ve only really picked up things here and there so it may not be perfect, but I still want to include him as he is still very deserving of affection. That being said, this is where farmer and Shane have a few hearts between each other and he dosen’t hate them entirely ^^

~Another late night walking back alone to his Aunt’s house from the saloon. His head is swimming with all the beer in his veins, swaying from side to side on his feet as he walks. Eventually arriving to his doorstep, through his blurry visions. He makes out his name on the front of his door. “Shaaane… thats my name.”

~His a bit confused at first. Reaching out to touch the letters of his name written in the sparkling gel ink. That’s when realized his name is written on an envelope of some kind. The confusion on his face only deepens. What kind of joke was this? He certainly wasn’t laughing.

~He grumbled as he fumbled with opening the letter. Revealing the picture of himself with his chicken Charlie… He blinks… and blinks again… He stares at the picture for a long time. His drunken mind unable to process what his looking at. At the bottom of the page he reads:

“From (Farmer)”

~He feels a tightness form in his chest. He almost wants to be angry the farmer left this for him to find… Yet… he thumbs over the thin strides of ink forming his face.

~After several minutes of just standing there holding the drawing, he carefully tucks the drawing into his coat pocket. Wondering inside and briefly forgetting about it as he throws himself into bed to sleep off the hangover. The farmer somehow finding themselves into his dreams.

~He won’t bring up the drawing for a few days I think. Not exactly knowing what to say. It isn’t until he sees the farmer one random afternoon buying supplies from Marnie that he catches them before they leave.

“Uhh, thanks for this.” He takes the folded piece of paper out from his pocket, unable to look the farmer in their eyes. “It’s nice…”

ᡣ𐭩Maru ᡣ𐭩

She’s having her afternoon sit near the saloon. Enjoying the warm air and peaceful chirping of the birds near by. Penny usually does by to sit with her sometimes, but she’s pleasantly surprised to find the farmer waving at them. A brand new battery pack in their hand, instantly she perks up, wondering if perhaps…

~ It is! She’s overjoyed to receive another battery pack from the farmer. Maru already knows the exactly project she’ll use it for. She waves the farmer good bye as they have other things to do.

~Once they’ve gone. Something feels different… about this battery pack. Sitting back down and inspecting the object more closely. She noticed theres something attached to the battery. An envelope with her name written on it. “Hmmm?”

~Cursorily, she thumbed the letter open. Using the upmost of care to unravel the drawing inside. Her eyes went wide with surprise. A drawing of her at the clinic writing something on a clipboard. It was so… life like. Just by looking it over, Maru could tell it was done with care. She smiled fondly. A loud, she read: “From, (Farmer)

~Quickly, she hurried after the farmer, hoping they hadn’t gotten to far. Seeing them about to head back to their farm, she blitzed it. Hugging them from behind as she reached them. “Thank you farmer! This is the best!”

~Another one to frame it and place it somewhere special. Considers it one of her most prized possessions.

ᡣ𐭩Sebastian ᡣ𐭩

~Lizard blinking at 10am in the morning. Sebastian reaches to turn the alarm off on his phone. He groans and grumbles for a few minutes before deciding to sit up and move over to his computer. He placed his fingers on his keyboard, the abruptly stopped when he felt a strange sensation on the pads of his fingers.

~Tilting his head, he spotted… an envelope His name written in a neat sparkly cursive. Ugh… he hoped this wasn’t a joke from his mother. He carelessly ripped the envelope open, though he was careful with the contents inside. Unfolding the paper, his eyes landed on a drawing of him… one of him working on his motorcycle. One of the corners of the page reading: From (Farmer)

~Sebastian.exe has stopped working-

~He takes a slow deep breath in, heart beating wildly inside his chest. He found the gesture to be so… sweet. Sebastian admires the piece for a long while before he can focus on anything. He places it somewhere safe but where he can still admire it within his working space. It’s all he can think about for the entire days (And probably for several days after)

~In the evening time, he purposely places himself near the mines so he can show his appreciation to the farmer. He waves them over as soon as he sees them. He becomes a little shy rubbing the back of his neck nervously, but he does want to say something. “Hey, I found the drawing on my desk… Thank you… That was very kind of you…” Will hesitate to go in for a hug but if farmer meets them halfway he will gladly embrace them.

ᡣ𐭩Leahᡣ𐭩 Disclaimer#2: I haven’t tried to romance Leah yet and I know the very baseline of her personality so I apologize (again) if this one isn’t perfect but also still wanted to include her.

~Leah’s been inside her small home for most of the afternoon working on her latest project. Deciding to take a stroll through town to take a small break and stretch her limbs out. She opens her door and catches the glimpse of something fluttering downward and landing on her door mat. An envelope? What could this be?

~ Inspecting the object, she traces her finger over her name. Some of the glitter from the Gel pen rubbing off. She can’t hide the smile that creeps onto her face. She’s a bit giddy over receiving something so mysterious and thoughtful!

~She opens the letter and finds the portrait of herself inside. She’s smiling happily with her house in the background. Lead is amazed by the penmanship. Her eyes glaze over every detail, her heart swelling with emotion. At the bottom of the page is a signature: From (Farmer). She lets out a happy squeal and lightly presses the drawing to her chest.

~Quickly, she runs inside to find a frame for the piece. Placing it on a special place on her wall where she can easily admire it. Then she takes off into town as originally planned. Now with a new motive in mind.

~She’s happy to find the farmer running around town. Lead quickly catches them and pulls them into a warm hug. “Farmer! I didn’t know you could draw! I love the gift you left for me! We should have drawing sessions together!” She’s just so happy and excited to have someone to relate too and the gesture was so sweet to her.

ᡣ𐭩Sam(son) ᡣ𐭩

~Okay, okay, so his already well into his morning routine before he notices anything. He comes back into his room to retrieve his skateboard when he then notices something tapped to it. An envelope with his name written on it. He eyes cursorily as he picks it up. Honestly having no idea what the letter could possibly be about.

~Opening it up, he find the drawing of him on his skateboard. A really well done drawing of him on his skateboard. “Wow.” He grips both ends of the paper and takes a moment to admire it. Eventually finding the signature at the bottom corner of the page. From: (Farmer).

~He breaks out into a wide smile. He can feel the warmth of his own face and his heart swoons. He places the drawing on his dresser before taking off without his skateboard. He briefly pauses outside, having mean to have grabbed it. But his brain is spinning so much he just waves off the skateboard and takes off on foot to see if the farmer might be wondering around somewhere.

~And his right. He catches them coming out of the community center. He approaches them with a smile thats returned to him. “So, when did you have time to sneak into my room hm?” He teases lightly, and they share a laugh together. “Hey but really, that was really nice of you. You’re really talented!”

~Another one to become shy when he goes in for a hug but once he feels the farmer wrap their arms around him, his content.

~He’ll stick around a moment to catch up with farmer, inviting them to hangout with him and his friends sometime at the saloon. He gives them one last hug before letting them get back to their work. The whole walk home his smiling like his on top of the world.

~ Tapes up the drawing somewhere in his room, his mom asks him about one time and he blushed the whole time as he explained the farmer gave it to him. Mom finds it sweet and teases her son about it.

ᡣ𐭩 Haleyᡣ𐭩

~ Haley opens the door to her shared home and finds the farmer standing there, mud and all, trying to place the envelope of the frame of her door. They stare at each other for a moment before he nose scrunches up as she notices the mud caked around their boots. “What are you doing?” She asks a bit dryly before she notices her name inscribed on the letter.

~”Oh! Is that for me?” She plucks the letter from the farmers hand before they have anytime to explain themselves. They stand there awkwardly as she doesn’t hesitate to rip the letter open. Revealing the drawing of her with her camera. Her face turns into one of surprise, a little oh leave her lips. it’s a bit hard to tell at first if she likes the drawing…

~Then she smiles gleefully. Spinning around with the drawing still in her hands and hugging it to her chest (not so gently as Leah but the drawings fine ^^). She goes to hug the farmer but stops when they realize they’re still covered in mud. So, instead, she gently lays her hand on their shoulder, giving it a light squeeze.

~”You made me look so pretty! Thank you! If you maybe… clean up a little maybe you can join Emily and I for dinner?” The farmer happily agrees. At dinner time is when Haley hugs them properly now that their clean. Even going as far as to compliment the shampoo they used. “So much better now that all the mud is gone!” (It’s a compliment, I promise)

~At dinner time, the farmer can see Haley’s placed the drawing in a frame and has it in her living room where everyone can gaze upon her beauty capture by the farmer.

ᡣ𐭩 Harveyᡣ𐭩

~”Alright (Farmer), just take this medication as directed and make sure to stay hydrated okay? And try to be careful in those mines!” Harvey’s gives the farmer a friendly smile as they are discharged from their clinic. Linus having brought them him when he found them exhausted in mines some time during the day. He was glad to see they were alright and hoped they found some time to get some rest.

~As his going to finalize his paperwork and pass it on to Maru, he sees an envelope on top of his other paperwork… when did that get there? He read his name on the letter, lightly pulling it from his clip board. He rest up against the counter, pulling the drawing from inside. A drawing of him taking a stroll through the patchy area in town. It’s so lovely… it takes him a moment to realize it is him. “From… (Farmer)”

~His so touched by the kind gesture he just stand there for a long time. Maru has to come find him to notify him he has Marnie waiting for him and he quickly has to tuck away the piece of paper in his coat. Clearing his throat and desperately trying to compose himself. “Sir your face is a little red are you okay?”

Stutters out a: “O-Oh yes! I-I’m fine just a little warm is all.”

~His a little distracted throughout the day and he can’t seem to stifle the rapid beating of his heart. His already thinking of something he can give to the farmer as appreciation… but he can’t seem to find anything he deems would speak his gratitude… Oh well maybe…!

~After locking up the clinic for the day, he catches the farmer out of the corner of his eye. He hollers for them and smiles brightly as they approach him. He lightly scolds them for not being in bed and resting, but quickly forgives them when they show him the bottle of water tucked away in their overalls (Or however farmer may carry this item ^^)

~”Oh and thank you for the uh… letter you left me. That was nice of you…” Is a blushing red mess and his nervously fiddling with his hands. “Um don’t worry about the bill this time. I’ll take care of it… just this one.” His startled when the farmer hugs him out of nowhere. The scent of the earth coming of their clothes makes his mind go a little blank., though deep down he enjoys the interaction.

~Has the drawing carefully tapped onto his clipboard so he always had it with him.

ᡣ𐭩Emilyᡣ𐭩

~Emily’s happily bursts through the doors of the saloon for her shift. There dosen’t seem to be too many patrons yet as she walked over to the other side of the counter. Gus appeares suddenly and catches her attention. “Hey! Secret admirer left this for you.” He claims with a wink as he slides over an envelope to her.

~”Oh! A secret admirer?” She looks at her name on the letter fondly. Closing her eyes as she holds it up above her face, almost if she were trying to conjure a face of who would have left this for her. The anticipation becomes too much as none of the faces she makes seem’s right. She impatiently opens the letter and finds the drawing of her dancing elegantly inside.

~She gasps and her eyes double in size…. Then promptly screams in absolute delight, jumping up and down on her feet. Gus shaking his head and smiling in the back ground while he prepares for the salon. “Make sure to read the bottom left corner.” When Emily hears this, she seizes her jumping and looks back at the drawing. From: (Farmer)

~ It’s at that exact moment farmer walks through the front doors. Emily sequels happily upon seeing them. Immediately running to practically jump into their arms. “(Farmer)! This is so sweet, I love it so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you!” She gives you a tender kiss on the cheek that has farmer melting. Me too farmer, me too.

~Invites them to have a drink at the bar while she works. Every so often coming over to talk with them. Anyone can tell she has an extra pep in her step and her eyes are dazzling every chance she speaks with the farmer.

~ Frames the drawing and places it in a special spot in her room. Frequently picks it up and talks to it as if it the farmer themselves.

ᡣ𐭩Elliotᡣ𐭩

~Elliot is peacefully taking his afternoon walk, his mind a bit busy with thinking about his writings. On his way back, he crosses paths with the farmer. Seemingly in a mad dash to get where they were going, though they do wave at each other and smile before they disappear from his sight.

~Upon returning home, he instantly spots the envelope on his door. “My, my, what is this?” He says to himself, gingerly picking up the letter and delicately prying it open. Inside, is a beautiful drawing of him at his piano. A hushed gasp leaves his lips. He covers his mouth with his finger tips as his in pleasant shock. His eyes travel all over the drawing until he finds the signature at the bottom. From: (Farmer)

~He shakes his with a smile on his face. “Oh, that farmer.” He speaks lovingly. He takes the drawing inside where he sets it on his piano like a sheet of music. Theres something brand new brewing in his mind. He sits himself before the piano, fingers tapping away at the keys experimentally. Until theres a new song dancing on them. It’s not long before his scribbling notes on blanks sheet music.

~Before the sun goes down, Elliot decides to take one final stroll through town. In hopes to find the farmer still running their many errands. Lucky for him, he finds them doing just that. Snagging them as gently as he by the arm, he playfully swings them around. “There you are (Farmer)! If I may have a few moments of your time.”

~Sits them down on the nearest bench and shows them the song he wrote for them. (Yay swooning yet?) Together they sit and chat long after the suns gone down. Invites them over the following day so he can preform said song for them. “For your art of me. I was touched by it (farmer), allow me to show you my appreciation.

~The drawing sits on one side of his piano much like sheet music

ᡣ𐭩Abigail ᡣ𐭩

~Abigail is wondering the valley late into the evening. Hitting all of her usual spots and now headed for the graveyard. It’s a pretty normal evening when she first arrives. Then theres something laying on the ground that catches her eye. An envelope with her name on it, sitting in the middle of a gravestone. “Ooooh, spooky!”

~She reached for the envelope and looks over the writing. She turns it over a few times to see if there’s anything else mysterious about the object. When she dosen’t find anything more, Abigail opens the letter. Finding a drawing of her playing her instrument in a majestic looking manner. “From: (Farmer)”

~She holds the drawing up to the light to admire the details closer. She’s so touched by the gesture. She has half the mind to run over to the farmers house right now. But decided to simply find them in the morning. By the time she gets there, they’ll be long asleep.

~Best believe as soon as she wakes up for the day shes at the farmers door knocking. When they open the door, she dosen’t waste a second in throwing her arms around the farmers neck in an embrace. “Thank you so much for the drawing! It’s beautiful! I had to come over and say thank you!”

~She’ll stay awhile and chat with the farmer before heading home. But not before she invites them over to possibly have a game night or hangout at the salon.

~Frames the picture and has it in her room where she sees it at least once each day.

ᡣ𐭩Alexᡣ𐭩

~His outside throwing the football to himself before deciding to come inside. His grandparents are out and about at the moment, so he decides to sit at the kitchen table. Once his settled, he noticed something on the table. White envelope sitting undisturbed with his name on the front.

~Thinking its a note from his grandmother, he opens it without a second thought. His face drops when he sees the drawing of him inside. Football in hand. He gawks for a moment, totally caught off guard by the illustration. At the bottom he finds the infamous signature: From: (Farmer)

~He smirks at the discovery. Leaning his head into his palm while still holding the paper with admiration in his eyes. His ears momentarily perk up as he hears a familiar voice outside. His granny, and behold, the farmer themselves!

~Alex quickly gets up from his chair and quickly makes his way outside. Nearly running into his grandmother, she walks inside with a happy, knowing smile on her face. Chasing after the farmer, he catches them just in time. “Running away when you’ve left me such a charming gift?” His smirking but his mostly playing around.

~ Chats with the farmer and manages to slip in they should come over for dinner with him and his grandparents. To which farmer gladly agrees.

~While Alex was away flirting with the Farmer, his grandmother finds the image on the table and decides to place it on the fridge. Alex dosen’t have the heart to move and honestly its the perfect place for it.

[veren-cos]

Bachelor(ette)s react to a handmade gift!

Aka Bachelor's and ettes x reader

Honestly a lot of these can be read as platonic, and for Sam, if you just ignore that bullet point, it can be platonic too lol

Loosely based on a request by @vvnbxz !

Sam

• Loves it.

• Loves it Loves it Loves it Loves it.

• Like anything from you and he is happy.

• But If you made something just for him? Oh he would be crazy happy.

• Peppers you with kisses all over your face.

• Then gives you a hug and like gushes about how cool you are.

Sebastian

• He would probably be the most chill.

• He would obviously say thanks out of politeness and genuinely liking it!

• But he doesn't make it a thing.

• If you are close with him tho, he gets very happy about it when he is just thinking before he goes to sleep.

• Like woah! They made this just for me!

• It makes him feel special.

Alex

• Awh Alex is just a sweetie.

• He would be so so so happy.

• Whatever you made him, he would try and figure put how you did it.

• Then, he would make one for you!

• Whether that be a piece of clothing (the one he made would be falling apart), a mug, literally anything.

• Just enjoys your presence and your sentiment and wants to reciprocate the gesture.

Harvey

• Stoked!

• Like he is so precious about it.

• He displays whatever you give him on a shelf on his room.

• He feels like it's too precious to ever actually use it in fear of damaging it.

• Eventually he learns it's okay to actually use the things, but he is just so happy to receive something from you!

Shane

• He probably wouldn't realize it was handmade at first.

• You gave him a cup cozy that you made for all the soda he drinks haha

• When he realizes he just thinks it's cool!

• Wouldn't be dramatic or flabbergasted like some of the others.

• He already knows you've been crafty.

• But yeah he thinks it's neat!

Elliott

• He would be over the top.

• My dramatic man haha

• No but he would be complimenting you left and right, saying how talented you are!

• Would not let it go for nearly the whole season!

• Brags about it to Leah. Constantly.

• He is just so happy he connected with you, and that you actually think about him!

Haley

• Thinks it's so cool!!!

• If you just met Haley, you'd probably think she only likes brand name stuff

• But she is a sucker for home made!!

• She can't make things for crap imo, so she thinks you are so talented.

• I think she'd love if you knew how to sew or crochet.

• She would wear the clothes you make her all the time.

Emily

• Oh Emily would just die if you made her something

• Like she would be flabbergasted.

• You would probably learn how to make something just to give it to Emily.

• Like you'd learn how to paint and give her a mug you painted?

• She would be so touched that you thought of her! Would use/wear it constantly

Leah

• Leah, like Emily, would be so happy!!

• You'd learn how to sculpt just to try and make her something!

• She ends up getting a finger pot from you, as it was the very first thing you ever sculpted.

• She thinks it's so sweet that you learned a new skill just to give her something.

Penny

• Penny would love it!

• She definitely appreciates the sentiment of a gift more than the gift itself.

• So give this girl anything and she is over the moon

• I feel like she would like a good scarf or clothing accessory

• So you made her a big warm scarf!!

• She wears it all the time.

• Once she even tried to style it for spring and got wayyyy to hot that she felt sick-

• But she just wanted to show you how much she appreciated it!

Maru

• Thinks it's very sweet of you!!

• She has a lot of technological crafty stuff, but doesn't really work much with artsy things.

• So if you gave her something you made (ie a scarf, clothes, artwork) she would think it's super cool!

• Would probably ask you to teach her. She loves to learn new things.

Abigail

• Not going to lie, y'all probably made it together!

• She is super hands on with literally everything, and is pretty crafted herself.

• You probably were both making bracelets and then traded at the end of the day!

• They ended up having the same color scheme, totally on accident, so Abigial wears hers all the time.

• She always gets really happy when she sees you wearing yours too!

An* I've never actually written for any of the bachelorettes, so this was really fun!!! They are all just short and sweet blurbs :3

Masterlist

[swarvey]

as much as i absolutely loveeee this game, i wish the stardew characters had more interactions with each other. ik there are def mods and stuff for it but like i wanna see what concernedape thinks !!!!

like does he agree that shane plays with jas whenever he’s free, claiming he’s being forced to even tho jas says, “shane wanted to play house with me!”? or that haley and emily will host a big girls’ night every week where they paint their nails, listen to music, or watch a movie (and somehow elliott got honorarily invited)? how ab seb finally giving alex a chance and hanging out with him and sam, only to realize he isn’t completely the prick he thought he was?

don’t even get me started on harvey. i’ve been thinking ab this man a little too much lately and i have to know: if he has a crush on maru/farmer, does he not so subtly ask seb ab her during his appointments, much to seb’s annoyance? is he always alone at the saloon, or does he grab a drink with elliott and shane sometimes to rant??

most importantly, does he listen to girly pop music when he’s feeling down????

[queenxxraccoon]

So, we all know that for the most part people in Stardew Valley have jobs. But those who don’t like Haley, Abagail, Alex (he works at an ice cream stand in the summer that doesn’t count lol) Elliott, and Shane (once you marry him he stops going to work at JoJa Mart). I’m curious to know what you think these characters would enjoy doing for a living, or what they may have wanted to be growing up. I may have messed up and added a character who does have a job, or I missed a character that doesn’t and didn’t add them. Apologies if I did.

[stardewstardropthoughts]

Do you think the bachelorettes have breeding kinks? Which one really wants the farmer to fill her up?

I have a free moment and a breeding kink so here we are 😌 I gotta write about the bachelorettes more cause I love them I just never feel like I do them justice honestly, all of these are so short I'm so sorry lol

Content warnings: breeding kink obviously, Dom sub dynamics, gender neutral reader, minors please I'm begging you don't read this but if you do that's not on me, mentions of toys and lube uhhhhh Leah brainrot because 💙

Hailey:

Definitely has a breeding kink but not in the typical sense, she wants to be the one to fill her partner up since she doesn't like the idea of being pregnant herself

Definitely enjoys being creampied but she's on birth control for a reason

Has an Array of strapons that can 'cum' with bottles of the seamon looking lube

Emily:

Honestly I don't particularly see her having a breeding kink, maybe like a slight one

Like she'll fantasize about it but I don't see her actually acting on it too much

Not opposed to being bred it's just not her personal kink, but she's more than happy to oblige her partner

Abigail:

Absolutely a slut for breeding and not afraid to admit it

She's a switch through and through so she'll go either way, being filled up by her partner or filling up her partner

Either way someone's hole is getting filled and she couldn't be more content

Penny:

Most definitely has a breeding kink but is absolutely embarrassed to admit it

As such her partner would have to be the one to bring it up, she will be flustered but most definitely agree enthusiastically

However she needs to be like married to actually act on it since the goal is to be bred

Maru:

I could see her having a slight breeding kink, not that she particularly wants kids until she's like 28 but she loves the risk

Absolutely gets lost in thought about being bred multiple times a day when y'all are married though

She'll go multiple rounds too at that point, it's definitely a kink that grows on her the more in depth your relationship is

Leah:

Reverse breeding kink much like Hailey, i see Leah as a top most definitely no matter her partners gender

Dreams about filling her partner up multiple times a day, there's a certain look she gives you when she wants to fill you that let's you know your in for a long night

Makes you beg for it too or she won't let you cum

[axolotlwrites]

"Built to be Worshiped and Loved"

Maru x M!reader

"Sometimes it's just the thought that maybe those pants don't fit as well as they used to, or maybe that shirt feels tighter than the last time you wore it, for it to make you look far too hard at the person in the mirror. "

CW: Maru has body image issues, lil angsty, reader worships Maru's body, cunnilingus, no penetrative sex, reader does have a penis

This one took a bit, but I'm glad I'm finally finished with it. Possibly my most emotionally invested fic so far, because hating my own body go brrrr. As usual, feedback is requested and encouraged, and I hope you enjoy.

It wasn't often that Maru was self-conscious to the point that it affected her mood. She was far too invested in her own work to focus on it, and often far too confident in herself to care. But you understood all too well, that all it takes is a glance and a single thought to send someone spiraling.

Sometimes it's just the thought that maybe those pants don't fit as well as they used to, or maybe that shirt feels tighter than the last time you wore it, for it to make you look far too hard at the person in the mirror.

Today was one of those days for Maru. She was playing it off to you, telling you that she was fine, but it nipped at the back of her brain like a rabid dog without a leash. But you knew her tells.

She'd been avoiding looking at the mirror in the bedroom, like looking at it would turn her to stone. She'd been quiet, only ever speaking when you said something first, and not once ranting to you about sciency stuff that you couldn't really comprehend, but listened intently for anyways. You knew what was wrong, but you needed a way to fix it.

"Maru? Are you… alright?" You questioned, the words more akin to a courtesy, an invitation to talk about it, rather than an actual question. She was slumped over papers, schematics for a machine that you didn't recognize. A new machine, born of her mind trying to distract itself from its anguish and self-loathing.

She started to talk, the words coming out slow and without the usual fire. "I'm fine, I'm just…" She stutters, mouth moving faster than the words themselves. "I don't want you to worry." She finally finishes, moving to turn to you, a sad little smile on her face.

You lean down closer to her face, looking down into her eyes. "I'm already worried." You whisper, voice pleading for her to let you help her.

Maru stands up slowly, legs unsteady. She'd been sitting at the desk, staring at those blueprints for what felt like hours now. She walks over to the mirror, her hands crossed against her chest as she glares into it. You follow close behind her, sliding up to her side and wrapping an arm around her shoulder.

She looks like she's trying to destroy it with her mind, smash the woman in the mirror into a thousand little slices of reflective glass. Her hand trembles a little as you grasp hers, rubbing your thumb against the back of her hand. You try to find the words to comfort her, desperately try to come up with all the magic words to make her forget how much she hates that mirror right now, and make Maru smile again.

But you can't. So you do the next best thing. You walk around in front of her, blocking the mirror, and looking back into her eyes. Slowly, you wrap your arms around Maru, pulling her into a hug that she practically falls into. You kiss the top of her scalp as she trembles in your arms, tears staining your shirt as you hold her close.

"I love you, Maru." You say, gathering her attention as she looks back up at you. Your hand moves to her cheek, wiping a tear from it as you hold her face in your hand. The words were simple, nothing you wouldn't say a thousand times over any other day.

But as she was now?

The weight of your words was almost crushing. You loved her. Loved her body. Her mind. You loved HER.

Maru pulls you down to kiss her faster than you can react, lips clashing together with teeth and tongue. It's rough, primal, even.

It's perfect. Your lips lock together, your hand still on her cheek as your other pulls her closer by her waist. You loved her body, her curves and soft skin. You couldn't bear to see her hate herself so much.

You pulled back from the kiss, breaths quick and shallow, "I love your body, and I love you. And I will do anything to make you love it just as much as I do."

You don't give her any time to respond as you lean back in to kiss her cheek, then her jaw, until you finally reach your target: her neck. You don't spare her then either, attacking it with the most passion you can muster.

Maru gasps and holds back a small moan as you begin to kiss her neck, sucking on them to leave little hickies on her skin. "Please…" She moans, her hands resting in your hair as your mouth sends small shivers up her spine. Her skin feels even softer against your lips, even more delicate under your teeth as you nibble on the skin a little.

At this point she's sitting on the edge of the bed, hands still in your hair as you finally start to move on. You look up at her, eyes pleading as you whisper, "May I?"

Maru nods, a grin running across her face as she slips the overalls straps down her shoulders. However, as she went to pull up her shirt, her grin fell into a small frown, and she hesitated. But she looked at you, looked into your kind, loving eyes.

Right then, her resolve strengthened.

Maru grips the hem of her shirt again, pulling it up slowly over her body, letting you take in her glory. Yoba, it's like she's built to be worshiped and loved. She hasn't even taken her bra off yet, and you already want your lips on her again.

But you wait patiently. You don't want to ruin this for her.

She reaches behind her back, slowly slipping off the bra as her breasts relax against her skin.

You move slowly, placing kisses along her neckline again, slowly making your way to her chest as you kneel in front of her. Small things, planted against warm, soft skin. You reach her breasts, looking back up at her for approval as you lean ever closer.

Maru nods, waiting with bated breaths as she feels your warm breath on her tits.

Tentatively, softly, and more than a little gently, you take her left nipple into your mouth and start to lick and suck on it, while moving a hand to caress and grope her right boob. Her hands run through your hair as her breaths quicken, her heartbeat quickening under your ministrations.

She doesn't even realize that this isn't even the main event. Doesn't realize it as you press your clothed body against hers, pleasuring her tits with sloppy kisses and just a little bit of teeth. "Keep… fuck…" She moans out, stuttery and heavy, like she's out of breath.

"Please keep going!" She praises, words spitting out of her mouth as another loud moan escapes with them. You chuckle slightly as you pop her titty out of your mouth, looking up at her as her hand runs across your cheek.

You palm your own crotch, your hard cock throbbing in your pants. You love making her feel good like this, even if you have to "neglect" yourself a little. You grope at yourself a little, looking up at Maru, eyes half lidded with lust and need. "Let me make you feel good, love. Get the rest of these pesky clothes out of the way, and let me make you feel good."

To her credit, she doesn't fumble over her words or stumble over herself trying to get the overalls and the pants underneath off. However, she is doing it remarkably slowly. She peels off the overalls slowly, almost teasingly, leaning over as she- oh Yoba, she IS teasing you! You didn't expect it, not with how seemingly nervous she's been, but it's a nice change of pace. What is even better, however, is when she finally gets her pants off, leaving her only in a beautiful pair of black panties.

You don't waste any time, moving back in to lay kisses on her stomach. You take your time with each kiss, emphasizing your love for every part of her, even when you eventually move on. You do so slowly, taking in the sight of the thin piece of cloth covering her pussy, and the glossy sheen that covered it. All of this was doing something exhilarating to her, having you worshiping her body made Maru feel divine.

Looking back up one more time for approval, of which she gives, you dive in. Slowly, you start to pull the panties down her legs, taking in the sight and scent of her cunt. Her scent was heady, heavy, but not unpleasant at all. There was just a bit of curly hair above it, but it wouldn't have bothered you either way. She was perfect, and all she had to be was herself.

There was only one thing to do now. As you leaned in to plant your mouth on Maru's pussy, her hand glided through your hair once more, beckoning you to the main event.

She tasted like heaven. Your tongue was assaulted with the sweet tang of her juices, your moans rippling through her cunt. She tasted like strawberries, in an odd way, and you needed more of it. Her pubes tickled your nose as you delved deeper with your tongue, her moans sending shockwaves through your bodies as her thighs wrapped around your skull.

Your face and hair were a mess, but you didn't even care. You wrapped your hand around your cock, the organ trembling and throbbing, her moans and the feeling of giving her pleasure driving you wild in turn. You could only imagine how you would look, head between her thighs as you delved into her cunt with your tongue, rubbing her clit slowly with your hand.

You looked so focused on her, barely even thinking of anything but making her feel worshiped and loved, even as you violently stroked your own dick. Her legs were shaking, moans going from long, drawn out symphonies to short, gasping, and breathy. She sounds close, feels close, and with how she is humping your face, it seems like she's chasing the orgasm that you plan on bringing.

Honestly, you weren't doing much better. Your cock was engorged, covered in pre-cum, throbbing almost painfully as you desperately tried to stave off your orgasm as you thrust into your own hand. You wouldn't let yourself cum before Maru, but you were so close…

You wouldn't need to wait long. Your ministrations on her clit, your tongue deep inside her, and your moans tearing through her cunt drove her over the edge. Maru's legs kicked out quickly as she screamed out, "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!", before clamping around your head. Her body shuddered violently, shivering as her hand painfully gripped your hair and held your face in her cunt. With her own orgasm flying high, yours had started, cum pouring out onto your hand and onto the floor in spurts. As you moved away from her cunt, you took a look at yourselves.

Maru was laying on the bed now, her legs still dangling off the bed. She was breathing heavily, hand on her forehead as she rested off the aftershock. You were kneeling, your hair and face covered in sweat and juices, breathing for air like a man underwater. You could barely stand, your legs unsteady as you got up and flopped on the bed next to her.

"Hug me," was all Maru said, moving fully onto the bed, "please." You obliged, bringing your naked bodies together as you held her in your arms from behind. Her hand snaked into yours, holding it as she drifted off into sleep. You weren't too far off, your vision dulling as you murmur out one last "Love you…" before passing out completely.

[writer-by-the-sea]

Um, hi! I'm new and I really like your works!

I want to make a request for Haley and Penny (separate) if that's okay with you!

Scenario: how would they react when they find out that their s/o, the farmer, used to be a member of the Mafia? A hitman to be exact, but they've changed and left that life behind.

I don’t think I’ve ever done a full on headcanon before, but I figured why not! 

Instead of doing mini fics for only two characters, I am going to attempt to write these thoughts into a slightly coherent but readable mess. WARNING: These do not all end happily. Some are very heavy angst and they break up with you.

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“There’s… something I need to tell you,” the farmer began, rubbing the back of their neck while they looked away from the person in front of them. Someone that they’ve come to love, to trust enough to finally open up to, and someone who might understand.”Before moving to Stardew… I was... Part of a very bad crowd,” they pause and take a deep breath. “Not just a little group of delinquents that spray paint the side of buildings.

“Something.. Far worse. I know that you might view me differently because of this but– I want you to know who I truly am. I never want to lie to you, and while I wanted to keep this secret buried deep inside; I care about you too much to allow you to continue dating me without knowing… 

“I was a hired killer, an assassin, a hitman.” 

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Alex

“Hey, man, you don’t have to lie to me to look cool,” Alex laughed and gave you a thumbs up. “You’re already really cool in my book.” 

You grimace before saying, “Alex, I’m not lying.” 

“Oh,” he breathes out. A minute passes, the gears turning in his head as he thinks it over. “Ohhh.” 

“Yeah, oh,” you reply. “I understand if you need some space–” 

Alex leaned back into his bed, letting himself land softly on his back. “Gramps has killed a few guys, so I’m not really worried about it.” 

You look down at him and raise a single brow, “Wasn’t that in war though?” 

“It was, but it’s the same thing, isn’t it?” 

“Not.. really.” 

Alex shrugs and sighs, “if you asked him for stories, he would spend the rest of the day telling you every single bloody detail. I’ve heard them all a thousand times.” He sat up, dropping her face to a sneer and pulled his lips back. “During that war,” he began, perfectly mimicking his grandfather. “I killed fitty men! I collected their earlobes and wore them around my neck like a trophy!” 

You laughed, bumping your shoulder into Alex. “Okay, that’s a little fucked up actually.” 

“You haven’t even heard the worst of it,” he answered with a grin. “He likes to tell this story about the time they had to go save some guy–”

“Wait,” you cut him off, gently placing your fingertips against his lips to stop him. “I just.. I want you to know that I love you, and that all of that shit is in the past… but I understand if you want nothing to do with me after this.” 

Alex pushed your hands away with his lips, laughing again as he pulled back. “It’s alright, I get it. Just don’t keep anything else from me, okay?” 

You nodded and pulled him into your arms, giving him a good squeeze. “I promise.” 

Alex slid out of your arms and ran to his bedroom door, swinging it open before playfully glaring at you. “As punishment for not telling me in the first place!” He took a really deep breath filling his lungs before shouting “Grandpa! The farmer wants to hear all your war stories!” 

Alex wasn’t scared of you. Afterall, nothing you’ve done could ever compare to the stories he grew up with. He knew his grandpa regretted the choices he made, but sometimes, you have to do cruel things to survive. 

Elliott

Elliott quickly grabbed his wine, downing the glass in one huge gulp before placing it back onto the table. “What you’re telling me,” he whispered, his gaze focused on the empty wine glass. “You’re being truthful? This isn’t a jest?” 

“No,” you answered, scooting your chair closer to his. “Just.. I know you’re in shock right now, but please just give me a chance to explain–”

“This is wonderful news!” Elliott jumped up from his chair, darting to a notebook that lies open with scribbles across the pages. He sprinted back, throwing himself back into the chair as harshly it nearly toppled over with him in it. “Tell me, what does another man’s eyes look like as you choke the life out of him?” 

“W-what?” you stammered, glancing down at the notebook that was now on the table where Elliott held his quill above it, ready to write. “Are you trying to get a confession from me?” 

“Heavens no!” He replied with a laugh, putting his quill down and turning to grab your hands. “My next novel is a murder mystery! I would love to have your feedback.” 

“You’re kidding,” you replied, your mouth hanging open. 

“Not at all, my love!” Elliott smiled so brightly, you would have thought you just told him his book had a million sales; not that you used to kill people for a living. “It truly is destiny that we were to meet!” 

“Do… Are you okay with my past?” 

“Ah,” Elliott nodded, understanding now why you seemed so hesitant with your words. “We all have our demons, don’t we, darling? If I were ever to judge every person I knew by the skeletons in their closet.. Well, life wouldn’t be very fun, now would it?” 

“I’m…” you tried to focus, confusion swirling in your head making everything foggy and hard to follow. “What?” 

Elliott was already back to his notebook, licking the pad of his thumb while he flipped through the pages. “This part here,” he held the book out to you, the page filled with brainstorms and more messy scribbles. “Could you fact check it for me? I honestly don’t know what a man sounds like when he gets stabbed like this. Also, the shoulder would be a good spot for them to survive from a stab, right?” 

You laughed, shaking your head at this ridiculous man. “Well, actually, there’s a main artery that going along the shoulder–” 

Part of you wasn’t surprised that Elliott was excited to discuss bloody, brutal, cold murder with you. Although, the writer did make a point the next day to scold you for keeping the secret from him. He could have finished his novel even sooner, and… he could have told you how much he loves you and would never give you up. 

In fact, he would help you get away with murder. 

Harvey

“No,” Harvey stood abruptly, his knee hitting his kitchen table and nearly knocking his coffee over, the hot liquid jumping out of the mug and onto the table. “Shoot!” he cried as the coffee landed on some of his folders that were spread out. 

You joined him in grabbing napkins, trying to clean the coffee before it caused too much damage. 

“I can’t believe this,” he whispered as he tossed the dirty napkins aside, uncaring of where they would land. “Not you, not my farmer, no…” 

You pressed your lips together, trying to hold back your emotions. “Harvey–” 

Then he broke before you, a sob ripping through his throat right before he began sobbing. His glasses getting wet and foggy as he let each tear slide down his cheeks. “Not you…” 

“Please, I just–” 

Harvey straightened up, taking a deep breath and forced himself to meet your eyes. “I have dedicated my whole life to helping those who need it. I took an oath to assist any single soul that cries for help. If a patient dies on my table, I have to live with that for the rest of my life. The rest of my life knowing that I couldn’t do enough for them!” 

Your eyes widen, dread filling you as you realize this is the end. “Harvey, please–” 

“Get out,” he growled, his voice deep, dangerous, and oozing with hatred. 

“Let me explain–” 

“For you to come to me, and tell me that you took human lives for your own gain? I don’t need to hear another word,” Harvey took a step towards you, his body tensing, preparing to fight you if he must. “Get the fuck out of my home.”

Everything in you wanted to stay, to fight for what you had… 

You left, crying on your way back to the farm, your heart shattered beyond repair. 

Sam

“For real?” Sam's face scrunched in disbelief. “No, you’ve gotta be joking. Ain’t no way the hot farmer killed some dudes.” 

While your hands may have been tough from constantly working in the dirt, Sam could never imagine in a million years that you would kill a fly on the wall, let alone another human being!

“Is it April Fool’s? It is, isn't it?” he joked and nudged you. “Well, you got me–” 

“Sam,” you breathed out in reply, the truth hanging between you. 

“Holy shit,” Sam stood slowly, taking a step back from you. “You’re serious? You’ve actually killed people?” 

“Yes.” 

“Dude…” he ran a hand through his wild hair, not caring how the gel stuck to his fingers. 

He needed more information, but right now, he needed to make one thing clear. 

“Look,” he started and made his way back to you, dropping himself on his mattress next to you. “Like, I’m not gonna dump you over this; but keeping that from me was seriously not cool.” 

“I know,” you mumbled in reply and offered a weak smile. “I just–” 

Sam raised a hand, cutting you off. “No, we’re gonna talk about this later, after we’ve both had some pizza, and maybe a couple… or an entire case of beer. You’re gonna break all this shit down for me, and then we’re gonna talk about how you’re doing like.. Mentally. After doing all that shit.” 

“Mentally?” you asked with a laugh. “What--” 

“Nope,” Sam stood and grabbed your hand. “Pizza first, you asshole. I can’t believe you killed people, so fucking weird.” 

Sam was in it for the long run, and while he viewed you differently (as like, a cold blooded killer what the fuck,) he wasn’t going to give up on you just because of a dark past. 

Sebastian

“I mean, who hasn’t?” 

Your head whips up to stare back at Sebastian, not sure you just hear those words correctly. “Wait–” 

“You think I haven’t killed a man? Why do you think I hide out in the basement coding shit all day instead of living in the city and making a fortune? Be realistic.” 

“Sebastian, I–” 

“No, it’s cool. I really don’t care,” he said with a shrug and went back to typing on his computer. 

“Well, no, wait; Sebastian that’s a lot to drop on someone–” 

“Hey, I wasn’t a fucking hitman though now was I?” 

“I don’t know, were you?!” 

He shrugs again, reaching for an open pack of cigarettes and lights one up. He takes a deep drag and then blows it out slowly. “I’m gonna go get some leftover pumpkin soup, I made it last night, you want some?” 

You just stare back at him, your jaw hanging open. Now you were the one that needed more information! 

But, you supposed that could wait. Pumpkin soup was on the line, afterall. 

Shane

He takes a sip of his soda, savoring the flavor and bubbles before putting his can back down on the kitchen table. 

“So,” he began, forcing himself to sit up straight and meet your eyes. 

“Are you here to kill me then?” 

“What?” 

“Are you.. here, to kill me?” Shane asked again, slowly. 

“No!” you shouted and waved your hands in front of you like a white flag. “You’ve got the wrong idea!” 

“I’m not telling you how I made the chickens blue, you can beat me to the brink of death and I’ll never spill–” 

“Shane, babe, no– well actually how do you–” you stopped speaking as Shane glared at you and narrowed his eyes. “Nevermind the chickens, I’m not here to kill you.” 

“To kill Marnie then?” He asks. “To end the competition for milk and eggs? You make me sick,” he spit. 

“No, what? I turn all my milk into cheese to make you Pepper Poppers or Pizza–” 

“Then the eggs!” He declares and stands up, pointing a finger down where you sat. 

“Please, just listen to me,” you stood with him, on the verge of tears knowing that this could be the end–

Shane’s frown twitched, so quick you could almost miss it. 

You opened your mouth to speak, then closed it, then opened it again. 

“Oh, I see. You came here to kill Willy, with your gaping fish mouth.” 

Any doubt or worries you had dropped instantly. “You’re totally fucking with me, aren’t you?” 

“Yeah, I found your list of names a few months ago. You really shouldn’t leave that stuff lying around you know?” 

“Yoba,” you sighed in relief and dropped back into your chair, the wood lightly squeezing on the tiled floor. “Why didn’t you say anything?” You kept your head down, ashamed to have ever tried to hide this from him. 

Shane chuckled and sat back down, “I figured you’d tell me when the time was right.” 

You risked a glance at Shane, “do you hate me for it.” 

“Hate you? Of all people to hate someone for the mistakes they made in their past, you think I’m going to be one of them? I’m a little offended, farmer.” 

“I’m sorry,” you cracked a smile as he gazed at you, his eyes filled with all of the love and support in the world. 

He was right, Shane would never judge you for your past, just as you never judge him for his. The only thing that matters is the kind of person you are moving forward, and that suits him just fine. 

Abigail

The first thing she asks, with a wicked grin and excited eyes, “So, how many people did you kill?” 

While she knows the value of a human life, she could never allow her thoughts to wander towards ‘what if I killed someone?’ She feared she may pursue it herself. 

“What was your weapon of choice?” she would ask next, hardly containing the buzz flowing through her body from the quick high; knowing she was talking to (dating!) a certified badass killer. 

She does view you differently, however. 

Not as an evil person, as you might have expected; but someone strong enough to protect her, someone who told her this knowing that she might turn away from them, someone who loves her enough to put her first. 

The subject is sensitive, and she knows not to tease you too much or ask for too many details; but she does ask for the occasional story – if you’re willing to give it. 

Emily

She gasps, her hands flying up to cover her mouth as she stares back at you in horror. “W-what do you m-mean,” she stumbles over her words, her hands now shaking as she lowers them away from her face, trying to steady them as they rest in her lap. “You.. you actually, ki–” she can’t finish the sentence. 

“I did what I had to, to get by. Please understand that I’m not a bad person-” 

“You killed people,” she dropped her head and watched as tears fell into her lap. “You actually killed people…” 

“Emily–” 

“How can I trust you after this?!” She jumped up, still shaking while she paced around her room. “How can I know that you’re not withholding more?!” 

You stood and put your hands on her shoulders, holding her in place, but she refused to meet your eyes. “I swear to you, I will never hide something from you again… if you just give me a chance to prove myself.” 

Emily dropped her head onto your shoulder, softly sobbing and letting her tears drip onto your shirt. “You’re going to tell me everything.” 

“Okay,” you whispered back, your arms moving down to wrap around her. “I’ll tell you anything you want to know.” 

There would be a lot of trust issues moving forward, and Emily would keep you on a tight leash for a while; but she knew that not everyone was perfect, and while she might not like your past, she loves who you are now. And she’s not willing to give up yet. 

Haley

She looked up from her phone, her brow dropping down and her eyes narrowing, “Ew.” 

You tried not to snort a laugh at her reply, but failed miserably. “That’s all you have to say? Ew?” 

She rolled her eyes at you, “what else am I supposed to say? Oh no, please don’t kill me, super scary hitman?” 

“Uh,” you looked around you as if you could find the answer hovering in the air. “I’m.. not.. sure, honestly.” 

Another eyeroll. “You’re making a bigger deal out of this than it’s worth. I’m still going to love you no matter what dumb shit you’ve done in your past. I mean, did you know that I dyed my hair black once? Also, ew. Total regret.” 

Bewildered, you plopped down beside her, shaking your head in disbelief. “You don’t care?” 

“Ugh. Of course I care,” she slapped you on the side and finally put her phone aside. “But you obviously regret it, like I did with the black hair, and while our past mistakes may have been huge; it doesn’t dictate who we are today. So, don’t worry about it.” 

“You realize you’re comparing black hair to the murder of a.. Lot of people?” 

“Babe,” she took a deep breath, staring deep into your eyes, begging you to understand… 

“I used a box dye. Tell me a worse crime than that.” 

You laughed together, her crime never coming close to your misdeeds, and she knew it. But after getting to know you, she knew she could continue to trust you just as she always has. 

Leah

“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!” Leah threw her paintbrush at you, hitting you in the chest and leaving a splotch of yellow paint. “Not again!” 

“Again?!” you shouted back in shock. “What do you mean again!?”

“Tell me,” she hissed. “How many, what organization, and why the hell did you make me fall in love with you?!” 

“Leah,” 

“Do. Not. Leah. Me.” Each word spit in your direction. “Answer me.” 

You sighed, “it was a lot of people.. The organization was international and I never really knew who was in charge..” Closing your eyes, just to get away from her angry glare for a moment, you continued, “I never meant to mislead you. I wanted to tell you the truth to see if I even still stood a chance with you.” 

Leah relaxed, shaking her head before finding a place to sit down. “Thanks, for telling me, I guess.” 

Moving to her side, you kneeled next to her, taking her paint stained hands into your own. “Please, just give me a chance to make this up to you. I never wanted to hurt you.” 

“Yeah, well. You did,” she gently pulled her hands away, turning away from you. “Honestly, I don’t know if I can go through this again.” 

“What do you mean?” 

“You’re never fully out of that life, farmer. That past will come back to haunt you one day, and I don’t think I have the strength to endure it.” 

“No, Leah, it’s over, I swear–” 

“Just leave, okay? I have a lot to think about.” 

Dejected, you do as you're told, stopping to say one last thing before you go. “I hope you’ll give me another chance, Leah. I’ve never felt this way about someone before, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 

She sniffles and wipes a tear away, “we’ll see.” 

Maru

She begins by tilting her head at you, her eyes scanning you up and down before turning back to her studies. “I know that, it’s pretty obvious.”

“Huh?!” you blurt out, shaking your head. “How–” 

Maru sighed and put her work aside, realizing that they needed to have a full chat about this now, despite her samples calling for her. 

“Once, you mentioned the amount of required poison to kill a person without raising suspicion to require an autopsy.” 

“Okay, but–”

“Another time, when my dad asked if you wanted to go camping one weekend and maybe hunting, you asked if a Heckler & Koch P30L would be an appropriate gun to bring.”

“I’ve never been hunting before!” you defended, weakly. 

“Sweetheart, it’s a handgun. You don’t go hunting with a handgun.” 

“Hang on–”

“Furthermore, you have two bullet wounds that I know of. One on your lower left calf and the other on your upper bicep. You also have obvious scars from being stabbed or sliced and it was most certainly not from a childhood cat.” 

You both stared at one another. You felt like an idiot for thinking you could ever hide anything from her. 

“Does it bother you?” 

“A little,” she admitted with a small shrug. “So long as you don’t go back into that kind of work though, I can get over it. Just don’t ever try to lie to me again, I will always know.” 

Penny

Her eyes widen and her heartbeat jumps so quickly she thinks she might faint.

She would have never expected this of you. 

Going into the mines was one thing, but killing people was a whole other level of insanity. 

It takes her a minute to process what you’ve just told her, her hands twisting in her lap, fearing she’s going to say the wrong thing. 

“Were they all bad people?” she finally asks, lifting her eyes up to meet yours. 

You take a moment to respond, a lie resting at the tip of your tongue, but you squash it and say, “No, they weren’t.” 

At this, Penny breaks. 

She drops her head into her hands and cries, pulling her knees up and to her chest while the heels of her feet rest on the edge of the couch. 

She was in love with you. So desperately, eagerly, pathetically in love with you. 

And now, she doesn’t know how to move forward. 

Her whole life, she has dealt with bad people. From the moment she was born she has fought with everything she’s ever had to be one of the good ones. Abiding by the rules, keeping to herself to avoid stepping on any toes, taking care of others when they don’t even appreciate the kindness she shows to them. 

“I don’t-” she gasped between her tears. “I don’t think I can do this.” 

The farmer nodded, taking her hands into their own and squeezing them gently. “I love you, Penny. More than anything.” 

“Why did you have to tell me?” she whispered. “Why..” 

“I couldn’t keep lying to you..” 

Penny stood, ripping her hands away to rope the back of them under her eyes. “Don’t talk to me. Don’t talk to me ever again.”

Then she ran off, leaving you there as the guilt washed over you. 

[stupidcvpid]

Stardew Valley Bachelorettes x touch starved GN!reader

+ their favorite place to touch you

Content warning: physical touch, fluff, slight smut(both implied and written), kissing, swearing, scar/scaring (from farm work), anxiety

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Abigail-

She loves to touch your face, specially your cheeks.

I can see her being the fourth touchiest out of all the bachelorettes

She’s not much for PDA but when it’s just the two of you, it’s impossible for her to get her hands off of ya

One day you two of you were chilling at her place playing video games, you guys have defeated the final boss!

In a celebratory gesture she cups your cheeks and gives you a big kiss on the face

You become a blushing and stuttering mess..

Explaining that no one’s ever done that for you before.. let’s just say that she had given you kisses everywhere

She’ll give you cheek kisses for days after that

I can imagine her wanting to do that one trend with you where she’ll put her hands out and see if you rest your head on them

She thinks it’s the cutest thing ever

If you guys live together, she’ll just stop whatever she’s doing to run over and give you a kiss on the cheek, then scurry back into the other room.

She’s obsessed with you face, in the sweetest way possible.

She just adores when you blush at her and gaze into her eyes. Melting in her own palms.

Emily-

She absolutely adores every part of you, but you’ll always catch her rubbing your back.

I can see her being the second touchiest out of the bachelorettes.

She’s all about expressing herself with her body and fluidity, so she’ll definitely be very touchy with you.

She figures out that you haven’t had psychical touch like this ever since you’ve moved out from your parents.

This causes her to give you morning back rubs and light kisses on the forehead.

Making it a daily routine.

You might even catch her grab your ass from time to time,, sorry not sorry-

If you two are just laying down, her favorite position is bear hug you and scratch your back.

You two could be having the busiest day ever, and she’ll still remember to give you back rubs

She might also have a thing for hearing heartbeats.

When hugging you from behind, she can feel your heart pounding.

It just reminds her how much she loves and adores you

Even if you have scars or acne, that doesn’t stop her. She’ll follow every line and curve till you’re comfortable.

Haley-

I can definitely see her as a waist type of person

Definitely gentle hugs from behind

I feel like when you two first start dating, she’ll try playing music and make you dance along with her.

She’ll also try and put makeup on you.

No matter your insecurities, she only finds beauty and another reason to love you.

If she’s sitting down, she’ll ask you to sit on her lap. Vise versa. Then it’ll give her a chance to slither her arms around your waist and hold you down as she attacks you with kisses. (She’ll do the same thing if she’s the one on your lap)

It’s always if you’re in the kitchen too, after cooling down from being in the sun all day. She’ll just walk up behind you and kiss your neck.

Even whisper sweet nothings into your ear.

She just adores how your waist is shaped.

She loves every part of you.

No matter what, she always feels comfortable with you in her arms (vise versa)

She’ll even give you kisses down there if you let her.

Bonus points if you have a muffin top or love handles <3

Leah-

She’s definitely a thigh/leg type of person.

I can see her being the third touchiest out of all the bachelorettes.

I mean she works with art all day, so she likes to get hands on with most things in her life ;)

If the two of you are sitting down then she’ll definitely want to place a hand on your thigh or knee and rub it.

If she’s feeling playful then she might go deeper or even grab it a bit.

Kinda giving “my passenger princess” vibes but without the car and instead it’s just the two of you watching tv on the couch.

She absolutely loves it when you indulge into her hobbies with her. She’ll take that chance to get even more handsy with you.

She’s not the type of person to hold your leg down when you’re anxious.

She’ll gently squeeze it and then go off to find something to help you.

Like making your favorite drink.

She want you to know that you’re loved and appreciated.

Even when the world feels like it’s against you.

She may be a dreamer, but she still manages to ground you.

Maru-

Sounds basic but she loves to touch your hands, even if it’s just intertwining pinkies.

I feel like she’s the least touchiest out of all the bachelorettes, but that’s mainly because she gets so focused on her work that you won’t see her that much during the day.

Even then, you’re not entirely used to the touch. She’s noticed that and tried taking baby steps with you.

Starting by holding your hand at the dinner table.

Then on the porch as you two look out on the field.

You both try to make it work though, and trust me, you guys do just fine.

The two of you could be sitting down after a hard day of work and all you guys need is a couch, your favorite drinks, and each others company.

I can imagine the two of you looking like Carl and Ellie from Up, a book in one hand, your partners hand in the other.

You two could be stargazing while cuddling and she’d take your hands and start fidgeting with them.

She’ll take them and kiss your knuckles snd the inside of your palms.

Telling you that you could be more careful with your hands when on the farm.

Making sure to kiss every scar as well.

Penny-

She loves touching your arms.

The two of you started daily morning walks when you became official. As you both were more comfortable with the other, the touchier she got.

I feel like she’s the touchiest out of all the bachelorettes.

She had took your arm into hers and squeezed it tight.

This scared you at first, unsure of what she was doing, but you loved it shortly after.

“Are you okay, honey?” a concerned look forms onto her face.

You explain why you reached the way that you did and reassure her that you love the contact.

After that, you could find her all over you. In the sweetest way possible.

Almost like a cat and how they’d rub their cheeks all over you to mark their territory. (Take that as you will LMAO)

She loves massaging your arms as well.

It feels especially night because after the farm work is done, you’ll be really sore.

She absolutely loved it when you wrap your arms around her and give her kisses.

She thinks your arm are the perfect shape and size. She can feel the love with every touch.

[sunflowerrosewood]

First Thoughts of You ~ Stardew Valley Bachelorettes

Author's Note: Since my other account @cheekyredwillow got deleted. I am adding some of my favorite fanfictions to this account and revamping this one with new ones. I hope to make an actual list of fandoms I am still a fan of! NO requests for the time being.

These are their first thoughts when they met you and when they began to fall for you...

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Haley

"I'm surprised someone came out into the forest. They seem new. They were picking up something. They introduced themselves as the new farmer. They seem okay. I want to go back to taking photos."

🩷

"The farmer was coming by today. They had a present for my birthday. I was surprised to see a pink cake. My heart skipped a beat. I can't help but want to see the farmer. I want to be with them."

Maru

"I met the farmer today near the house. Dad was talking about the new farmer earlier today. He didn't want me to delve from my studies. They still seem rather interesting. They are not just a normal farmer."

🩷

"The farmer came by today and I felt my heart jump for joy. I was excited to tell them about my invention. They also love science and love to ask questions about my projects. I show them everything. I miss days when they don't visit me. Usually they are in the mines or working but I do worry about them."

Penny

"The farmer came by while I was reading and they seemed nice. They were asking about what I was reading and who I was. They introduced themselves. I remember Mayor Lewis talking about them. I found myself wanting to know more."

🩷

"The farmer came by the museum when I took Jas and Vincent outside. They wanted to check on me since they hadn't come by in a few days. I felt my heart skip a beat. They have such a bright smile. I would love to help take care of the farm for them. Do they think the same of me?"

Abigail

"The new farmer came by dad's shop and was buying new crop seeds. They introduced themselves to me and to me, they seemed cool. Mom discussed they would be new so I wonder how they will be here in our town."

🩷

"The farmer always seems to have amethyst for me during the week. It's nice they think about me with their tasks. Mom teases me that I like them. My heart races when I see them around and they say hello. But I do not know if they want the same..."

Leah

"I was on my way to the saloon and ran into the new farmer. They immediately introduced themselves to me and I said hello. They seemed to be gathering items around the town. They do seem interesting."

🩷

"The farmer came by to give me wine from their farm. They were making strawberry wine. I look forward to when they bring me this gift. It usually begins conversations of how we're doing and my art. I gave them a piece and they have it in their house. My heart feels elated that they did that for me. Do they care for me like I do for them?"

Emily

"I met the farmer rummaging through the trash. They apologized as they ran into the trash can. I pretended to not notice them pick up the bread. They introduced themselves to me and I did the same. They seem rather unusual but kind."

🩷

"The farmer came by the saloon today. They brought me an emerald they found in the farm. I got so excited that I was bouncing up and down. They called me cute and was glad I was excited. I felt my heart race and I thanked them. They left soon after and Gus teased me of my feelings for them. Even if I do have feelings for them, do they feel the same?

[animekpopsimp]

What They're Like When They're Jealous (Stardew Valley Characters)

Abigail

She doesn't like to show it when she's jealous but it's easy to tell by the look on her face. She'll cross her arms over her chest as she watches you talking to said person, huffing quietly to herself. When you do finally ask her what's wrong she's hesitant to talk about it but after a bit, she will finally admit it. She feels bad for feeling insecure about your relationship and apologizes, you two will cuddle afterward.

Sebastian

Sebastian is also quiet when he's jealous, he'll glare at the person making him feel that way as if his stare will get them to go away. Finally, when he's had enough he'll pull you away from the situation, muttering under his breath. He doesn't say anything about it, he simply holds you in his arms for a while, finding comfort in your presence.

Shane

Shane isn't good at hiding his emotions so it's easy to tell when he's jealous. He'll have his arms crossed over his chest as he stands next to you, letting you continue the conversation you were having with said person. Eventually, when they leave he'll wrap his arm around your shoulders, pulling you closer to him in a protective manner as he takes you back to your home to spend quality time with you.

Harvey

Harvey is a very friendly person so he doesn't like to get upset, even when he's jealous. He'll simply let you finish your conversation with the person, a smile still resting on his face. Though later on, he'll be really quiet, a small frown on his face. It takes a bit of talking to him before he admits that he was jealous, blushing with an embarrassed expression on his face.

Emily

Emily will keep a smile on her face the entire time but will have an arm wrapped around your waist, a silent way of showing the other person that you were already taken. Once the person leaves she'll kiss your cheek, happy that your attention was on her again.

Maru

Maru is quiet by nature, so she'll push the feeling of jealousy down as much as she can. She'll watch from a distance, a small frown on her face. Though she won't bother you about it, knowing you weren't doing anything. She'll wait for the other person to leave and hug you, not wanting to let go.

Leah

Leah just watches with a small smile resting on her face, the feeling of jealousy bubbling up in her stomach. She doesn't want to come off as possessive or angry so she hides her feeling. Once the two of you are alone, she'll cuddle with you for a while to feel better.

Sam

Sam doesn't get jealous very often, but when he does, he doesn't show it. He'll stand next to you, an arm wrapped around your shoulders as he talks to the person, saying how amazing you are. After a while, the other person leaves and Sam will place a kiss on your cheek with a confident smile on his face.

Alex

Alex is similar to Alex, he'll stand close to you and simply have a smile on his face as he watches the person talk to you. He trusts you, but he doesn't trust the other person. Once the person leaves he'll turn to you and if you ask him if he was jealous, he'll completely deny it.

Elliot

Elliot is confident in your relationship and he doesn't get jealous very often, he'll stare at the person if he is jealous, with a calm smile on his face the whole time. He doesn't say anything afterward, he doesn't feel the need to.

Penny

Penny gets really upset when she's jealous, she knows she should trust you, but she can't help but feel like you'll find someone better. Long after the person leaves she'll hug you, muttering about how much she loves you. It takes some reassurance for her to feel better.

Haley

Haley knows you love her, and even when she gets jealous she finds it amusing that the other person thinks they even have a chance with you. She'll watch from the side line, a smirk resting on her face until they leave. She then walks over to you, wrapping her arms around you and placing a kiss on your cheek.