Person B, waking person A up at 3 a.m.: There's this one particular thing that's been making me feel like I'm going insane.
Person A, sleepily: What is it now?
Person B: I just want to know if the two ee's in "bee" are actually silent.
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loki over there losing his shit in this scene:
meanwhile mobius:
why is he like this 😭❤️
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Tony's First Child
Steve: Is Pepper pregnant?
Tony: Oh goodness, no! I couldn't handle a kid.
LATER:
Also Tony: I've just adopted my first teenager. Peter say hi.
Peter: ...Hi?
Avengers: ...
Tony: *beaming at his son*
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 emotionally destroyed me
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Bucky: Will Steve and I be gay lovers in this undercover mission?
Fury: No, as I said this is not neccessary.
Bucky:
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