#max thinks

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[horserad-ish]

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

[maxgetsfit]

theres gonna be a gym just a few blocks from me soon. im so fucking excited. im so excited to have muscles.

i keep thinking a lot about working out. and food. but like i really enjoy working out. which is really weird because ive always been so anti-anything athletic. but not because of the activity i just hate the cultures around them.

but i really fucking like working out. i like testing the limits of what i can do. im only just starting and im genuinely quite proud of myself. my first time at the gym was leg day, which i feel is gonna have blown my portions out of the water but- i was doing 70lbs minimum (except for leg extensions, those fucked me up)

but also i know that i want to aim for 6-9 reps anyway since im trying to build muscle more than stamina i think. i think knowing that will help with tuesdays gym day because i think i can pace that better. ill probably start with 50lbs, then lower it if i need to. but i feel like i could get 6-7 lifts of 50lbs. i hope i can, and if not i guess thats a good goal to start with.

its just shocking to me that i enjoy this so much. that i enjoyed being in the gym and want to go back- with my bestie and alone. i want to go back. i want to keep going.

i really like pushing myself. i really like the burn in my thighs and my ass and my fucking shins. im excited for the burn in my shoulders and chest that will come next week. i dont like that i get a weird pain free day before it hurts, but its been routine enough that way that i can expect it for sure.

i did feel a little stupid there. like with me not realizing the hip abductor machine was set too tall and thats why i couldnt use it at first. or my headphones falling out of my pocket or carrying my shit around with me bc i didnt know i needed my own lock. but otherwise- otherwise i enjoyed it. the vibing out with my headphones and just counting my reps and i think ill be able to lock in a lot better next time. it was definitely a trial trip, a not paying too much attention to myself and just kinda taking it all in and trying my best.

i really like the stair master tho. i think i could do that for like 15mins at a lower pace. i wanna try the destination ones but im scared itll be too intense lol.

i definitely need to pace myself tho. i need to give myself a rest period between sets of at least 30-45 seconds. i have none, maybe 5-10 seconds before i get bored of breathing and go again. and then i get dizzy bc im not eating and dont drink enough water. i need to drink water, i need to pack some shorts, and i need to take rests. but i think ill be alright. i just gotta make sure i keep doing it. thats the hardest part. but i really enjoy it. just gotta make it past the holidays lol

[vivitalks]

best types of brennan NPC

autism haver

stoner

frat bro who has unlearned hypermasculinity so hard that he's gone 100% the opposite direction about it

anticapitalist proletarian

the most insane person you've ever met

[pppuri]

gossip in the paddock

[finifugue]

'the F1 movie needed to have Brad Pitt fuck his female engineer because there needed to be sexual tension!' BORING. If they wanted sexual tension they should've made it historically accurate and true to real life and had Brad Pitt fuck his teammate

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i am beyond serious

bonus:

[morganbritton132]

I don’t think anybody has ever explained the Upside Down to Steve so he came up with his own explanations for what happens and then spreads that misinformation around to the new members of The Party.

Like, turns out Eddie didn’t die and Steve’s just like, “Yeah, that happens. Will died and came back. Hopper…Dustin’s cat. Only seems to work with guys though. The girls never come back.”

Robin, who knows this too, “The Upside Down is sexist.”

“Yeah, exactly.”

[stexnem]

Max: actually teaches baby Oscar how to swim, holds him in the water and reassures that he won’t let go of him

Charles: threw him off his yacht into the sea with “He has my monegasque genes, he will survive”

[lleclerc]

the only one who matches max's ✨freak✨

[sleepychipmunk]

posted on rednote thar my chinese zodiac is ox and my western is taurus

immediately told my chinese name is “niu niu”

YALL NAMING ME COW???

[rhaenella]

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

[ruporas]

trigunned the hades or hadesed the trigun (id in alt)

[bricreative]

This is my Double Exposure DLC

[wikipediathefreeencyclopedia]

i’m going insane