#maybe i dont like dog owners but i also know that i dont have the time or patience for a dog myself and thays fine!

[woof-squiggles]

okay i know the amazing digital circus JUST came out but i dont CARE i have a CHARACTER and i want you to LOOK AT THEM!!!!!!!!

his entire backstory will probably be disproved in future episodes. but. i was thinking about a character that looks eerily similar to being obstructed. and then i thought about it being a dog. and then i thought how would the dog get there. then this was created

full art and a bit more backstory under cut 👍

so my little backstory i’ve concocted for this little guy is that he literally is just a dog. one day their owner buys a mysterious headset* online or something and thinks it’d be cute to put it on their dog. as a silly little thing!!! like “ooh hehe look a dog in a headset <3” but then they put it on and their dog turns to thin air!! poof!! gone!!

the dog turns up at the Amazing Digital Circus looking like they just came in all obstructed (which im sure is almost impossible) but nope!!! just a little wheel dog boy!!!

and the ironic thing is this boy is probably immune to being obstructed as he is, in fact, a dog.

* I KNOW I KNOW ITS HEAVILY IMPLIED ITS A VR TYPE HEADSET but 1) i am a dumbass 2) it wouldn’t really make sense to have his owner put on a whole ass vr headset obstructing their vision for hehe cute photo. idk maybe that’s just me

ALSO. i know in the summary of the digital circus it’s about a rouge AI (caine) torturing humans. so idk maybe his owner was supposed to be the one tortured forever but put the headset on their dog. I DUNNO!!! there’s a lot up in the air because the pilot LITERALLY RELEASED TODAY

edit: NEVERMIND my source was the supermarioglitchy4 wiki and that might just be outdated info 👍

[princessbrunette]

you’d never been in trouble in your life.

scolded, sure. told off for staring? almost daily. but only now had you ended up in the sheriffs office, wound up in more trouble than intended all for being curious. you’d been wandering around the obx, off in your own world— your favourite lonesome activity. the pogues had been off on some mission that pope hadn’t allowed you on, so naturally you found your own fun, frolicking through the forest to find cool looking mushrooms and plants. you didn’t mean to end up on a kooks property. you also didn’t mean to set off their alarms.

you play with the lone leaf you had shoved into your pocket before the owner of the land had called the cops on you and had you taken in. you were fine, you had got in the police car yourself and didn’t resist in the slightest— but you were a little afraid. the leaf you’d plucked from the ground brings you comfort as you sit on the cold office seat swinging your legs. then, you hear the commotion before you see it.

pope had been called upon your request to collect you, and bounding in wildly by his side was jj, yanking his red cap off his head to cuss the place down.

“control your dog, heyward.” the female officer sneers as they arrive in the main area where you were in holding. pope locks eyes with you and bounds over, wide eyed.

“what happened here?” he stresses, brow creased in exasperation. you blink, looking around with a shrug still twiddling with the stem of the plant you’d plucked.

“all you gotta do is sign her out. dont need any commotion. owner of the land said he wouldn’t press charges for tresspassin’ with your written word that you’d stay off his property.” shoupe rolls his shoulders, clearly over the whole ordeal too. you could tell deep down he thought it was ridiculous, but he was dedicated to putting on a front and doing his job.

“she got arrested for walking on some grass? shoupe, you know that’s not right.” pope steps forward in emphasis, and immediately two officers stand beside the man in charge protectively, causing pope to sigh and slow his movements.

“the owners recently had a break in. stole about five thousand worth in jewellery, and a couple hundred in cash. when they caught her snoopin’ around on the land they suspected she could maybe have been the burglar.”

jj’s eyes practically bulge out of his head, ducking his head in disbelief. “her?” he deadpans, arriving at your side to grasp your shoulders. “this lil’ girl. you think she was responsible for a damn heist? y’all must have lost your minds i swear to—” the blonde raises his voice and pope shakes his head dejectedly, holding up his hand.

“jj, chill.”

he scoffs, taking a lap— leaving you with your boyfriend and the sheriff.

“now no one’s pointin’ fingers here. i don’t believe this young lady is capable of such a crime either. but they called it in, and i had to check it out. she’s all good to go.” shoupe stares the two of you down, and you shuffle towards pope, watching him as he lets out another disgruntled sigh, crossing his thick arm over himself to itch his opposing shoulder which made his bicep bulge, attracting your wide eyes again for a moment.

“yeah.” is all he says, hastily signing away the papers, keeping his glare on the officer. “this is some bullshit and you know it. we good to go?” he asks seriously and shoupe silently nods, allowing the boy to guide you away from the station — maybank already taken off to the car.

outside, heyward stops infront of you and you blink up at him with knitted brows, unsure if he was mad at you.

“did they hurt you in there?” his voice is gravelly, more serious than you’re used to. it takes you a moment to shake your head.

“uh-uh. i got in the police car by myself.” you note and his own brows furrow, placing two coarse hands on your arms.

“you need to be careful when i’m not around. okay? i know you like to explore, right it’s your thing — but just… you need to watch out for these cops. you saw what they did to john b a while back, what they accused him off. they are dirty. do you hear what im saying?” his voice is gentle, but his expression is urgent— not letting go of you. it’s only then you let the tears pool in your eyes, not quite understanding the severity of what could have possibly happened until then.

“i’m sorry.” your lip wobbles and his hands rise to cup your cheeks instead, thumb pressing to your bottom lip as if to stop it from shaking.

“don’t be. it’s those asshole cops who should be sorry. look, there’s nothing to be scared of sweetheart. i’m here. jj would’a burned that place to the ground if they laid a hand on you. but… i just don’t want you to get into trouble and wind up like me. yeah?”

you nod, and he pulls you to his chest, your hands clutching onto the loose muscle tank he wore as he holds you. “i’m sensing you need some food. do i sense correctly?” you hear the smile in his voice, and everything feels okay again.

“mhm.”

“cool. cars this way, let’s get you some fries, bambie.”

[majorproblems77]

Hey Linked Maze fans! It's me! :D

Another update another ramble from yours truly! :D

I love the smol updates just as much as the large ones cause it gets me thinking ngl. Makes me wonder what's gonna happen next!

(Especially in situations like this)

Okay enough from me

A link to the comic page can be found here! Please do go and check it out and give it a lil reblog to show your support! It's wonderful.

Importantly!

Linked maze belongs too @linked-maze and its creator @frulleboi. if you've not seen it note that it's for more mature audiences! :)

without further ado!

You might not need snacks for this one, but get some water, I know you need some right now. Got some? Awesome, let's begin!

We start with this panel!

First off the saturation of the image, we know that wind's outfit is like blue blue. So it's interesting to see it so discoloured. Makes me wonder if this is how wolfy sees generally or if it's just in wolf form.

(Ha you thought I was gonna go straight to the sents right, nope :D)

But now I will

So we can see 3 colours here. A reddish pink, A purple, and cream? I'm gonna call it cream.

So this confirms something

Three people have had enough contact with this object to leave an impression.

And here we can see two of them

If im understanding this correctly, Red belongs to Sky. The purple belongs to this second figure who I am going to assume is Zelda.

Also who I can assume is Wolfie seeing this red in his eyes. A cool touch!

A visual representation of whose scent he is following I can only assume., which would defo be useful later. For like when we oh I dont know

Go looking for the cream-coloured scent owner?

This is the only frame we see this cream-coloured scent. So I'm gonna call this now and assume that this scent belongs to Angel or djævel. Probably Angel since she's the one we've seen wandering around collecting the hero's items.

He sniffin

it's the windy boi

I love him, your honour

Also totally not Wolfie pretending that sword isn't his.

It's not mine what are you talking about :))))))))))

I like this shot, it's very nice.

I am a little worried as to why Warrior looks worried. Surely he must know about dog scenes. and I feel like Wolfy has proven himself by now as to not be a threat to him.

Unless...

Do you think Warrior noticed Wolfy does not smell the sword handle? And smell the random fabric instead.

A sword handle would have the most intense smell of something right? Because of the sweat. So...

Warrior is wondering and now so am I.

This is the face of a man who knows something is up with that wolf

Man is trying to be a good friendo

Warrior dont apologise you smol cinnamon roll it's fine let the kids lead

The mix of the colours here is interesting.

(Totally not me zooming in on the coloured lines to see if I can figure out what colours they are made from)

I see mainly that pinky red here.

But something in me wants to say that there's a little bit of cream in here.

You think they are gonna use the sailcloth to find Angel later? That could be cool. Maybe get Wolfy to smell a bunch of items to build a scent profile for Angel so they can go looking for her later?

Just a thought! let me know what you think! I love doing these and it's great. Thanks again to @linked-maze for the permission to do this. I love doing them.

Thats all tho so I hope you have a wonderful day/night! :D

[bakugosatoru]

Just gotta say that the comfort headcanons you did were SO SWEET OMG!!! I'd love to request a romantic fluff scenario with Eijiro Kirishima if you're up to it! Maybe he and y/n are having a picnic date at a park or, going off the scenario you did for Bakugo, he & y/n are going to adopt a puppy 👀

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Thank you as well for being my first request, I love the idea of Kirishima and y/n adopting a puppy! I really hope you enjoy it! (Also worked to keep the reader gender neutral so everyone can enjoy!)

Warnings: None Genre: Romantic Fluff Fic Type: Short Fanfic (1k Words) Fandom: My Hero Academia

"Crimson?" Kirishima mumbled as you both strolled up to the entrance of the shelter.

"What was that babe?" You ask.

"Oh I was just thinking what we could name the pup." He smiled at you, that gorgeous beaming smile you adored so much, as he opened the door to the shelter for you.

"After you my dear" He bowed dramatically as you giggled, grabbing his hand and dragging him through the door after you.

You were quickly greeted by a lovely older woman who introduced herself as one of the owners of the shelter. She began to lead you both down a row of cages, holding various dogs and cats. Eijiro gripped your hand tightly as he beamed, watching you listen to the lady intently, as she explained all the info about the various dogs. Age, breed, temperament, things like that.

But Eijiro wasn't really listening, all he could do was focus on you, and just how beautiful you looked when you were excited.

You dropped your boyfriends hand momentarily (much to his disappointment) to reach out through the door of one of the enclosures and gently allow one of the dogs to sniff your hand, and petting it gently on the head before moving on to the next one.

As you continued to walk, you reached back to grab Eijiros hand once again but couldn't find it. Turning around you see your boyfriend reading one of the signs next to an enclosure intently.

"That's our oldest resident" The owner of the shelter smiles as she notices which pen Kirishima stopped in front of.

"Been in here for 3 years now" She added as you both walked back to join your boyfriend next to the enclosure. At first you thought the enclosure was empty, until you saw him, sitting, curled up on the tiny dog bed in the corner.

A frail and scared chihuahua.

You started to read the blurb on the side of the enclosure that your boyfriend was so engrossed in. It told the story of this little creature, who had been hit by a car a few years ago and surrendered to the shelter when the owners didn't care to pay the vet bills. You could feel your heart shatter in your chest as you looked at the tiny creature in front of you.

"Can we go say hi to it?" Eijiro asked the shelter employee, his voice softer than usual, as if he didn't want to stress out the poor pup anymore than it already was.

"Of course" She smiled, walking forward to open the door to the enclosure. "Not many folks are interested in our little Scarlet, most people dont come to shelters for older dogs so the poor thing gets overlooked" She spoke sadly as she allowed you both to enter the enclosure. "I'll give you a bit of time to get to know her, just come get me if you need anything" She smiled before walking back down the hall to the office.

Eijiro stepped foward slowly, before crouching down to sit himself on the floor next to the tiny pup.

"Hi Scarlet" Kirishima whispered gently as he reached his hand out, allowing the skittish dog to sniff, before ever so gently beginning to pat the dog on its small head.

"I thought you told me in the car you wanted a 'big, manly dog" You teased as you crouched down next to your boyfriend and the tiny dog, joining them both on the floor.

Kirishima gently scooped Scarlet up and held her tiny body ever so gently in his arms against his muscular frame.

"I don't know, I think surviving a car accident and being all alone for 3 years, and still allowing a stranger to pet you is pretty damn manly if you ask me" He smiled down at the tiny dog, his eyes full of nothing by love and admiration.

God you love this man, no other man could be so strong, so kind and yet so gentle all at the same time, towards every living creature.

"Plus, with a name like Scarlet, I suppose its just meant to be" You smiled, snuggling up next to your boyfriend and reaching out to slowly stroke the small dog in his arms. The dog seemed visibly more calm than when you had first seen him and you felt yourself fall in love with the poor creature every second you spent with it.

"I think this is the one honey" He murmured to you, not taking his eyes off the pup.

"Yea, me too" You smile.

So just like that, you signed the paperwork and walked out of the shelter. You had expected to be leaving with a large Terrier or Retriever or maybe even German Sheppard in tow, but instead you cradled a sleeping Chihuahua in your arms as you headed home, your family having grown by one tiny creature.

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Bonus

You knocked on your boyfriends office door softly.

"Come on in love" You heard his chair wheel away from his desk as he called out to you happily.

"I'm not interrupting am I?" You asked as you walked into the office, stacked high with Crimson Riot memorabilia and workout equipment. In your arms you cradled Scarlet, you knew how much Kiri loved to see her when he was working.

"Interrupting? My favorite person in the world, bringing me my favorite animal in the world could never be interrupting" He smiled as he planted a kiss on Scarlets fluffy forehead, before pulling you into his lap and kissing you softly.

"Now what could I help you with baby?" He asked, resting his chin on your shoulder as he held tightly to your waist.

"Just wanted to show you something" You giggled as you pulled up an article you had just seen on a hero gossip magazine.

"Look at this" You clicked on an article, a large photo of Kirishima out walking Scarlet that must have been taken by paparazzi recently splashed across the screen with the headline:

'Red Riot bring home Tiny New Sidekick'

Authors note: This is my first time ever writing for a request but I had so much fun writing it and I really hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it anon!

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

WIBTA for calling animal control to take my moms dogs?

look. hear me out.

when my mom and i were originally planning on moving, i told her no dogs. she could have any animal she wants, but i will not, under any circumstances, live with a dog. i told her she can wait till our elderly cat passes away (hes 18), and until i move out. ive never had good experiences living with dogs. yes, i know, its because of the owners not training them. im saying, in no uncertain terms, that my mom would be too lazy to train a dog. like i love this woman with my whole entire heart but i know her well enough to know she would give up after two weeks. and then i would be stuck living with a potentially destructive animal.

so what did she do literally a week after we had this conversation? adopt a stray. a pregnant stray. shes a big dog too. my mom is a full time caretaker for my grandparents, and she found the dog wandering around the neighborhood. so she started feeding the dog. and then the dog had 12 puppies. you read that right. TWELVE. PUPPIES. she managed to adopt out 7 of them, but she still has 5 out at my grandparents house, plus dogmom, AND dogdad. my mother has also adopted who we think is the father of the puppies.

i will say she is doing her best to care for the parents and the puppies. she spends most of her time in the yard with them, and she built a pen for the puppies that gives them a ton of room to run around whenever shes not there. they have blankets and she built a roof over the half of the pen where their beds are and she feeds them plenty.

the biggest issue i have with it is all the broken promises. she said she would take them to our local hardware store to set up an adoption table for them several months ago, when they were still small. never happened. this is something that this hardware store does frequently, to help lower the amount of strays in the area. my mom just chose not to do it. every opportunity to adopt them out or send them to a no-kill shelter that has come her way, she has chosen not to take, just because she doesnt want to make the effort.

here arises the main issue. we are down in texas, and there is supposed to be a freeze incoming in just a few days. a major freeze, like the one that knocked out our power grid back in 2021. and my mom has 7 outside dogs who are not allowed inside, as my grandparents are elderly and disabled. theyre not allowed at home either, since we still have our old ass cat and we arent allowed to have extra animals, as per our lease. and it would be hard to hide seven large dogs, anyway.

im concerned that if i dont do something, they will freeze to death out there. blankets can only do so much, and if theyre taken to an animal control shelter, maybe theyll at least have heating? and if the power does go out, theyll at least be safe from the elements. i know animal control is probably evil and calling them is likely a death sentence for an animal too. but the way i see it, its either animal control or die out in the cold.

this is literally the situation that those really depressing ASPCA commercials were written about, except this is my life.

so, WIBTA for calling animal control to take my moms dogs?

What are these acronyms?

[toadprose]

An Exchange of Endearments;

The one where a stolen phone united two people who were destined to meet. A story told through text messages.

☎ w.c: 3,1k

☎ pairing: ghost x soap // simon riley x john mactavish

☎ rating: pg

☎ archive of our own: link here

☎ genre: silliness, humor, fluff

☎ warnings: mention of an inappropriate app but only by name

☎ author's note: hello :) i wanted to experiment with writing a story in a different format. it's mainly just silly. there's only 3 chapters rn. i'm testing out different ways to end this fic but there will definitely be more chapters to come. thank you for reading! ALSO!! the plan was to have tho WHOLE fic like those imessage screenshots but they take too long to make and i am lazy so pls just use ur imagination

Soap: dumbass. how many times u gonna drop ur phone at exfil? this is the last time i’m saving ur new number, gaz. venmo me $6 for the tea or i’ll give it to that hot dog cart guy.

???: ?

???: Wrong number.

Soap: fuck. sorry, lad.

Soap: wait. this is gaz’s number. what the hell?

Soap: how did u get this phone

???: I stole it from a drunk guy in a bathroom.

Soap: …

Soap: what the fuck, man?

???: I think he left his phone there.

???: And I need one.

???: This works out fine.

Soap: where tf r u, i wanna yell at u

Soap: and ask if u want any help getting back home. were u drinkin too?

???: Why would I tell a complete stranger where I am?

Soap: fair enough.

???: Why do you care about the well-being of me, a phone thief?

Soap: im a big brother. always looking out for the little guys. even when theyre stealing phones.

???: I am not little. 

Soap: ok then, big guy.

Soap: i know we just met and all, but maybe take ur new phone and get somewhere safe tonight. dont sleep on a park bench. or a strangers bed.

???: Who do you think I am, a hobo? I have a very nice home.

Soap: then why tf did u steal a phone in the first place?

???: Because I wanted one.

???: I did not have any money on me.

Soap: well now u do, so buy a fucking phone, mate.

???: But this one works fine.

Soap: and im not sure that the owner agrees with u

???: He will live.

Soap: not the point.

???: If he can afford this type of phone, he can afford another one.

Soap: not my argument

???: Are you saying I should buy my own phone?

Soap: yeah. thats literally what im saying.

???: But why, when this one is free.

Soap: jesus christ

???: And you can Venmo me the money instead.

Soap: ill venmo u my foot up ur arse.

???: I will pay you back.

???: You do not have to be mean.

Soap: how did u make me a dick in this conversation. i was trying to help.

???: Well, I still have the phone.

Soap: yea. but at what cost.

Soap: u got a name, phone thief?

???: Ghost.

Soap: is that ur name or are u hiding.

Ghost: Yes.

Soap: ok im calling the cops

Ghost: Please do not.

Ghost: I can explain.

Ghost: I can be normal.

Soap: not what i asked.

Soap: im joking. im not a cop.

Soap: but seriously, ghost. what the hell are u doing?

Ghost: Living.

Soap: not a lot of living happening in the bathroom of a bar, lad.

Ghost: I needed a new phone.

Ghost: And the bathroom was very clean.

Soap: thats it. im gonna go find u.

Soap: if u wont listen to reason then at least give me ur location.

Ghost: I would prefer if you didn't.

Ghost: I don't really enjoy meeting new people.

Soap: ur stuck with me now. i wanna meet the man who stole my mate's phone in a public restroom.

Ghost: Please, don't.

Soap: too late, i got u in find friends.

Ghost: WHAT

Ghost: WHY

Ghost: HOW

Ghost: WHEN

Ghost: DO NOT

Soap: relax, im joking. 

Ghost: This is not funny.

Soap: a lil bit funny.

Ghost: Fuck you.

Ghost: Do not text this number again.

Soap: too bad.

Soap: this is my new favorite thing.

Ghost: This is not an entertainment device.

Soap: u made it into one when u took the phone.

Ghost: I should have stolen your phone.

Soap: yea. u prolly should have.

Soap: maybe u still can.

Ghost: No, thank you.

Soap: im so glad to hear ur manners kicked in at the end there.

Soap: i feel better knowing ur not a total dick.

Ghost: That's not what my mom tells me.

Soap: oh god.

Ghost: Sorry.

Ghost: I didn't mean to send that.

Ghost: It was a joke.

Ghost: A bad one.

Ghost: I will never send another inappropriate message.

Ghost: Please stop laughing.

Soap: i cant

Soap: my face hurts

Soap: ur so awkward

Soap: im dying

Ghost: Thank you for your feedback.

Ghost: Now please stop messaging me.

Soap: hey. gaz is rlly sad about his stolen phone. give it back. 

Ghost: What is a gaz?

Soap: the drunk guy u stole the phone from a few days ago.

Ghost: That seems like his problem.

Soap: yeah. but if u give him the phone back, he might let me play with his new sniper rifle. 

Ghost: Interesting.

Soap: he also has a big bag of jelly beans.

Ghost: I have his phone.

Soap: u wanna come over and trade it for the jelly beans?

Ghost: No.

Soap: :(

Ghost: Maybe.

Soap: yes!!

Ghost: You can have the phone.

Ghost: But only if you take a picture of him holding the jelly beans and send it to me.

Soap: that sounds easy enough.

Soap: do u like black liquorice?

Ghost: No.

Soap: good.

Ghost: ?

Soap: hey

Ghost: This is not Gaz's number.

Soap: i know. it’s urs and we’re friends now

Ghost: No, we aren't.

Soap: yes, we are.

Soap: if ur not gonna give the phone back, at least tell me a name i can put in the contact for this number

Ghost: No. 

Soap: just gimme a name. or i'll make one up for u

Ghost: Do not.

Soap: u know what, i think u look like a jack

Ghost: You don't even know what I look like.

Soap: no, but that doesn't matter

Soap: i think i have an idea

Soap: and a friend named jack. it would be hilarious

Ghost: Please, no.

Soap: too late. jack it is

Jack: I don't want to be called that.

Soap: it's a nice name

Jack: You don't even know if I'm a guy.

Soap: are u

Jack: That's not the point.

Jack: It doesn't matter.

Soap: then what's ur name

Jack: If I give you a name, will you leave me alone?

Soap: yeah

Jack: Okay.

Jack: Call me Toad.

Soap: toad???

Soap: ok

Toad: Okay?

Soap: i'm not gonna call u that

Toad: Then why did you say you would?

Soap: why did u say u would give the phone back and then not give it back?

Toad: Fine.

Soap: fine

Toad: Good.

Soap: good!

Soap: hey toad

Toad: Oh my god.

Soap: how are u

Toad: I hate everything.

Soap: what a coincidence. so do i

Toad: How wonderful for us.

Soap: yeah it is.

Soap: u want to hear about the mission i just got back from?

Toad: It’s Ghost, not Toad. And I literally couldn't care less.

Soap: well that's rude. it was very exciting

Ghost: Are you military?

Soap: u know i could have asked for the phone back a long time ago. but i'm not. i'm just a good samaritan who wanted to make sure u got home safe

Ghost: That was a lot of words.

Soap: i had a lot to say

Ghost: Are you always like this?

Soap: yes. anyway, i am military. sort of. i like making stuff explode.

Ghost: What's your rank?

Soap: sergeant. i'm pretty cool.

Ghost: Cooler than most sergeants?

Soap: probably

Soap: but i still wouldn't tell gaz i said that

Ghost: Who is Gaz again?

Soap: i already told u

Ghost: It's been a while. I forgot.

Soap: that's the same as saying u care. i know u care.

Ghost: I don't.

Soap: ok, u dont care.

Ghost: I don't.

Soap: so if i texted u at 3 am to say my roommate accidentally lit my bed on fire, u wouldn't care?

Ghost: That's different.

Ghost: If you're really in the military, you should be able to deal with it.

Soap: wow.

Soap: ur kind of a dick

Ghost: You don't even know me.

Ghost: Besides, I'm not a dick. I'm a ghost.

Soap: lol

Soap: did u just make a joke?

Ghost: I suppose I did.

Soap: nice. maybe i'll forgive u

Ghost: For what?

Soap: stealing a phone

Ghost: Stealing a phone that I found on a public bathroom sink.

Ghost: The same phone that is currently being used to annoy the hell out of me.

Soap: karma is a bitch

Ghost: Is it?

Ghost: Or are you a bitch?

Ghost: maybe both.

Ghost: Sounds like it.

Soap: i'm gonna text u every day.

Ghost: I don't even know your name.

Soap: john mactavish. they call me soap tho.

Ghost: Soap.

Soap: yea

Ghost: Your name is John, and people call you Soap. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Soap: i've heard worse

Ghost: I believe it.

Ghost: How the hell do you get Soap from John, though?

Soap: u could just call me john

Ghost: I will never call you John.

Soap: k

Ghost: Ever.

Soap: nice talk.

Ghost: Don't text me anymore.

Soap: they call me soap bc i clean up real nice

Ghost: I thought we agreed you wouldn't text me.

Soap: oh did we? i don't remember that

Ghost: I hate you.

Soap: <3

Ghost: Was that an emoji? Never do that again.

Soap: but rlly. the reason i'm called soap is bc i set some kind of record time clearing a warehouse in basic and it just kind of stuck

Ghost: Why are you telling me this?

Soap: to help u sleep at night

Ghost: It will not.

Soap: what kind of name is ghost anyway?

Ghost: Not important.

Soap: i've seen some of the guys around here. they aren't ghosts

Ghost: That's the point.

Soap: i bet you have a boring ass name like timothy

Ghost: Don't be ridiculous.

Soap: markus

Ghost: No.

Soap: paul

Ghost: I'm going to block this number.

Soap: okay okay, sorry

Soap: can i call u smthn normal like dave

Ghost: You're not even close.

Soap: damn

Soap: what do i get if i guess it right

Ghost: Absolutely nothing.

Soap: i'm not gonna stop guessing til u give me smthn

Ghost: How about you stop texting me and I won't kill you.

Soap: no ur a nice guy. u wouldn't do that

Ghost: Try me.

Soap: fine, i'll leave u alone for a day

Ghost: A week.

Soap: two days.

Ghost: Four days.

Soap: three

Ghost: Three days and a photo.

Soap: what?

Ghost: A photo of you. 

Soap: why?

Ghost: I want to see what you look like.

Soap: why didn't u ask before

Ghost: Because I didn't care before.

Soap: send me a picture of u first

Ghost: No.

Soap: i'll think about it if u do

Ghost: I won't.

Soap: i'll take a bad picture.

Ghost: Why do you have a bad picture of yourself?

Soap: for situations just like this

Ghost: Okay.

Soap: u send one first.

Ghost: No.

Soap: i have pics of u already.

Ghost: What?!

Soap: lol

Soap: not really

Ghost: Don't fucking do that.

Soap: don't threaten to kill me

Ghost: Don't scare me.

Soap: ur not very good at this, are u?

Ghost: At what?

Soap: talking to people

Ghost: It doesn't seem to matter. You're still talking to me.

Soap: i guess it's a gift.

Soap: what would u do if i sent u a pic of myself

Ghost: Nothing.

Soap: that's a lie. u would look at it. perhaps save it to ur camera roll

Ghost: What do you want from me?

Soap: i wanna be friends

Ghost: Why?

Soap: u seem lonely

Ghost: I'm not.

Soap: u can keep telling me u hate me but i know that u don't

Ghost: I don't hate you.

Soap: so u like me?

Ghost: No.

Soap: we r gonna be the best of friends

Ghost: No, we aren't.

Ghost: Send me the picture.

Soap:

Soap: there. i cropped it so u couldn’t dox me

Ghost: Nice try. But I'm not a civilian. And I'm not an idiot.

Soap: ur not a civilian?

Ghost: Fuck.

Ghost: Pretend you didn't read that.

Soap: only if u send me a selfie 

Ghost: This is extortion.

Soap: yup

Ghost: I don't have a photo.

Soap: then take a new one

Ghost: Fine. 

Soap: is that a skull mask? and skeleton gloves? are u sure ur not an edgy teenager under there?

Ghost: Just shut up.

Soap: this is great. can i post this on instagram

Ghost: No.

Soap: can i show my roommates

Ghost: No.

Soap: ok, can i save it for blackmail purposes

Ghost: I would prefer it if you didn't.

Soap: too late

Soap: i didn’t think u had brown eyes

Ghost: You have an unfortunate beard.

Soap: what does that even mean?

Ghost: Exactly what it sounds like.

Soap: fuck off. ur a beanie baby.

Ghost: ?

Soap: a beanie baby. theyre like those little stuffed animals and u collect them. except, yk, a beanie baby

Ghost: I know what a beanie baby is. Why did you call me one?

Soap: ur just a little soft, squishy man

Ghost: Fuck you.

Soap: :)

Soap: did u know there are beanie babies of real people?

Ghost: What the fuck are you talking about?

Soap: i'm at walmart and i saw this miley cyrus beanie baby

Ghost: Miley Cyrus is not real.

Soap: they're called limited editions. u gotta collect them all

Soap: wait what do u mean miley cyrus isn’t real

Ghost: I mean that Miley Cyrus is an illusion. A fabricated idea created by a corrupt government and sold to the public. An industry plant to poison the minds of the youth. 

Ghost: But now you've ruined the surprise, and her secret is out. 

Soap: omg

Soap: i thought her secret was hannah montana

Ghost: You know nothing, Soap.

Soap: i can't believe you broke into gaz's phone, stole it, and now u won't tell me ur name

Soap: and yet u just tried to gaslight me into thinking miley cyrus isn't real

Ghost: I would have gotten away with it, too, if not for you meddling kids.

Soap: are u even a real person

Ghost: I have a question for you, Soap.

Soap: yeah

Ghost: Why haven't you reported this stolen phone to your authorities?

Soap: it's not that big of a deal. gaz has another phone. i think he just liked this one better

Ghost: And what about me?

Soap: what about u?

Ghost: How do you know I'm not a terrorist who is using the phone to spy on the military or steal secrets?

Soap: u don't seem like a terrorist

Ghost: Thanks.

Soap: and besides, u couldn't have stolen that many secrets if u didn't know miley cyrus is real

Ghost: I could.

Soap: how do u even use a phone with skeleton gloves on?

Ghost: With difficulty.

Soap: that helmet makes u look stupid

Ghost: Says the guy with the worst beard I've ever seen.

Soap: i'll have u know i've been told it makes me look handsome

Ghost: By who? Yourself?

Soap: well now i am not telling

Soap:

Ghost: I bet it was a mirror.

Soap: i would say i'd block u, but we both know i won't

Ghost: That's fine. We both know I won't give you the phone back.

Soap: that's true.

Soap: did u know gaz has a lot of games on his phone

Ghost: Like what?

Soap: the entire clash of clans series. a few versions of candy crush. and something called lovehoney. not sure what that one is.

Ghost: Are you sure about that, Soap?

Soap: ?

Ghost: Have you actually played LoveHoney?

Soap: no, it says its rated m

Ghost: I thought you said you were a grown ass man?

Soap: i can't play a rated m game without supervision

Ghost: Oh, really?

Ghost: Do you want supervision?

Soap: from who? u?

Ghost: Maybe.

Soap: u should come visit us sometime. we can play clash of clans together

Ghost: I'd rather stab myself.

Soap: :(

Ghost: Why do you keep using emojis?

Soap: to convey emotion

Ghost: But there are words for emotions.

Soap: u should try it

Ghost: Why would I do that when I have a mask and a helmet to hide my face?

Soap: why do u hide ur face anyway? are u ugly?

Ghost: Quite the opposite.

Soap: oh so ur pretty

Ghost: I don't see how that matters.

Soap: ur face matters a lot if it's the only thing u can see when u look at someone

Ghost: Then look elsewhere.

Soap: can't. the rest of u is covered up

Ghost: If you're lucky, you'll never have to see the rest of me.

Soap: if u were here i could prove to u that ur a real person

Ghost: Is that so?

Soap: yes. i would hold ur hand

Ghost: Gross.

Soap: maybe even hug u

Ghost: Definitely gross.

Soap: i'm a very affectionate person

Ghost: That's unfortunate.

Soap: i can be anything u want me to be

Ghost: Not interested.

Soap: ok fine, i can be anything u aren't

Ghost: Good luck with that.

Soap: do u always text like ur writing a report

Ghost: Yes.

Soap: it's boring

Ghost: You are boring.

Soap: and yet u keep replying

Ghost: I don't know why.

Soap: maybe bc we r friends

Ghost: That's not why.

Soap: yes it is.

Ghost:

Soap: is that a dog

Ghost: It's a German Shepard.

Soap: i hate dogs.

Ghost: I thought you might.

Soap: why

Ghost: They remind me of you.

Soap: hahaha

Ghost: They are loyal and dumb and kind of cute.

Soap: omg

Ghost: But also aggressive and loud and have terrible breath.

Soap: did u just call me cute

Ghost: I did.

Soap: are u drunk?

Ghost: No.

Ghost: Maybe.

Soap: do u always get drunk and text random guys on stolen phones?

Ghost: It's the only way I can talk to anyone.

Soap: why

Ghost: Because no one wants to get close to a ghost.

Soap: that was so dramatic

Ghost: So is your fucking beard.

Soap: it's a fashion statement

Ghost: It's ugly.

Soap: and what, ur face is too pretty for the world?

Ghost: Exactly.

Soap: if u weren't a stranger, i'd probably be a little offended

Ghost: We're not strangers.

Soap: not really, i guess. but u don't know anything about me

Ghost: I know your name.

Ghost: I know your rank.

Ghost: I know you work for an unspecified organization.

Ghost: I know you're a complete idiot.

Soap: hey!

Ghost: I know you like jelly beans.

Ghost: I know you're not as much of an asshole as I thought you were.

Ghost: And I know I like talking to you.

Soap: i like talking to u too. even if u insult me every chance u get

Ghost: It's because you're an easy target.

Soap: u are literally the least charming person i have ever met

Ghost: Thank you. to be continued - subscribe on ao3 for next chapters :3

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Deerplay Concepts 🦌 @rottenlapdog This is inspired by your post.

Not personally a thing I'm into so I didn't know if there was an audience.

[Minors and ageless blogs will be blocked]

Anyway

Stuff:

Antlers

Smaller stumps during shedding seasons (Vulnerable time for deer since their antlers play as defence.)

Tails and Ears (If none are out there, custom made options can be great/or homemade).

Clothes in Browns and Whites. (Easy access pieces are fantastic for primal feeling more naked even with clothes on)

Collar that doesn't jingle/jingle too loud as to not startle deer or alert predators... unless 👀

If you like makeup that can be incorporated.

Grooming brush that feels good on skin.

Salt lick like @spiraledfaun said but if you don't want salt like that use sugar cubes as a version !!

Deer snacks/Variations of them if general inedible to people/your allergies.

Vibrator harness that keeps it on your deer while theyre in the yard. On and off at random until they bleat to come in and get some attention.

Genral:

Mating season/In Heat/Required Breeding for a farm

Petting, Playing, and Attention for any pet ofc.

Scratches that make them wiggle and make their tail twitch, and massages that make them let out precious little sounds.

Training!! Dont forget to train your deer of course. Help them not be as nervous around certain stimulus. Make sure it always know that even though it goes frolicking the woods, that it belongs to you.

An Example Deer if your poly can really help a younger more inexperienced deer learn how to behave.

Deer Fighting! Winner Tops!! Getting Stuck!!! (Someone finding you guys stuck? That anything?)

Wild Deerplay:

Caught in Deer Fencing in a... compromising position. A little cheesy but a bedframe or a chair also could play this out well and who doesn't like a bit of cheese now and then?

Nursed back to health and deciding to stay. (Fantasy novel style version where you wanna like, become their spouse cause once you're strong enough you have a human form.)

If you're willing to get erotic about a Wildlife Specialist who Drugs and Tags the Deer you can probably make a few good subtype scenarios. (Ex: Drugged them with heat enhancements for deer who are struggling for health reasons and now their presenting to you/trying to mount you like their life depends on it.)

Pet Deerplay:

Pet Deer, maybe pet show style, who gets pampered. bathed and brushed and all dressed up and spoiled for always winning with a good fuck.

Have a short version where the dom is the judge who also has to check fertility. How well can a trained deer stay on their harness while they're checked out for health!! Treats include: A Breeding, Loys of praise, First prize, and a very prowd owner who has lots of treats waiting after show!

Punishments for a home deer: Cuffed Antlers to something, exposed for whatever dom wants/ Boundary based shock collar so not woods time for a day or two. Maybe if there's two or more cuffing their Antlers as a pubishment for petty horn fights? "Wanna lock horns so bad, I'll keep hem that way."

Catmaid? Nope!! slap that maid dress on your local deer now!!

Primal Play:

Predator Animal (Wolf/Cougar/Mountain Lion/Werewolf/Werecat) hunting you down and instead of a killing bite, they leave a different kind of one. This one leaves the deer shaking and dizzy just long enough to be flipped over and explored.

Hunting Season Eroticism is something I've seen before, I think deerplay fits in it's framework. (No real deer will be harmed in the participation of this kink)

That also means threesome with a hunting dog that smells out the deer who maybe doesn't notice them even coming, running around looking for another deer to mate/be mated by... the hunter dog finds them first and by the time the hunter gets there 😳 oh my the dog and the deer are frolicking really close.

A waiting predator fattening you up after winter by eating deer competing for resources/bringing you stuff while asleep so hunting you in fall will be more rewarding

[24hrfrog]

flower au stuff :3

what i have in my head when thinking abt it~

best way to talk abt dynamic is a football player vs the present of student council trying to get the new guys attention

mav doesn’t automatically fall and isn’t easy to fluster, more like takes the flirting head on 💀

slider is interested immediately because ice is, monkey see monkey do

if ice wasn’t around, the tattoo and piercing business he & slider owns would shut down fr

slider and baby brad interactions is chaos vs ice and baby brad is a well distinguished gentleman and his polite son lol

if the daggers would make an appearance it would be pretty brief and just referring to pre school peers brad has, side story of baby brad having a playdate and the three adults trying to control them lol

slider’s tattoos are ocean/sky war themes, like full sleeve tapestry of a huge ship and a anchor trailing down his arm and a dog fight scene on the forearm of the planes falling, lots of cloud/debris, and angel wings on his neck, on the opposite arm it’s basically following the same theme (these go all the way to his pecs), on his back its three chained up dobermans and smaller scattered stuff on his thighs n legs

ice is very much a drawer too but is more secretive about his work, hes not fond of tatting and hence he just sticks with piercings

slider has more piercings than ice bc ice literally uses him as his model (like when a kid would use a teddy bear and give them piercings lol)

ice has only a few smaller tattoos of more calming scenes (still thinking abt what)

when slider pulls up to mav’s with a new piercing or tattoo he’ll gross him out with it and thinks its amusing 💀

mav never wants a piercing due to the very understanding fear of it getting ripped of. he also just never thought of wanting a tattoo but just cuz he wouldn’t know what and why he would need one

ice is a germ freak real.

slider picked up ice’s habits of waking up early and cleaning so the shop and their shared living space is always clean

idk ice and sliders relationship situation but theyre real comfortable with each others presence and a lot of customers end up thinking its a couples business when they walk in lol

ice is actually rlly warm body temperature wise and slider on the colder side

carole is a successful wedding planner and travels internationally for her work, typically she brings goose if she needs an extra pair of hands and brad is in mav’s care often (doesnt mean they dont love him tho!)

baby brad says he has two dads and one mom bc of how much time he has with mav

mav is the owner of the flower shop after carole gave it to him due to her schedule just getting too busy, goose is still a co owner and is in the shop whenever he is able

both shops have their living space above it

slider throws pebbles at mav’s window across the street to bother him

slider and ice share a bed, when they first moved in there was only one bed they could afford and they just didn’t mention buying a second, ice says it’s bc than they’ll have to rearrange the whole place to make a new bedroom and it would take too much effort

brad looks more like how miles teller was when he was a baby than 86 baby brad

ice and mav and slider are a lil different looking than in 86, maybe just a lil older, mav has a bit more muscle on him for sure and sliders hair us more grown out and curly

[jerrsterrr]

guys wait let me go insane about superhorrorbro poppyplaytime chapter 3 playthrough guys, guys wait

Low quality sketch im going silly

SPOILERS??? or uf u dont care watch me just say things

THE HOUR OF JOY FOOTAGE

OHHH mY GOD EVERYONE??? EVERYTHING DYING?????? thats so SO MANY PEOPLE especially cause the facility keeps going deeper and deeeper like HELLO??? all the big guys, huggy, kissy, mommy longlegs, catnap ATTACKING all the adults CRAZYEEEE

(cant stop thinking of richie,,, ((the angry worker Ch1)) what happened to richie,,,, PLEAE)

i also cant stop thinking about like all the poor workwrs who didnt know compared to the evil scientists but what about the kids??? Every single little toy littered with blood around the game,, arent those kids who were put into toys???1&×<÷<÷&*+ WHY did they start inner fighting??? (CATNAP making a cult for the prototype BUT OMGS??? Ill come back to this)

THE WAY ITS ALSO CRAZY HOW the kids are merged with toys, THE SPINES!! BRAINS AND ORGANS BEING SCOOPED WHAF THE DHIT!!!! And/or the mental torture??1,1&÷>+> the like tests in chapter 2 being for the orphans so they can go fight/flight and form a connection to the toy they are asaigned WHATTTTT (wack a wuggy or something below)

The orphans AND the coworkers who didnt know (IM SO SAD) especially the footage found about someone wanting to adopt a kid from the inner orphanage (because that was like, a thing for the workers to do) just to get paperwork that "they are in "testing"" LIKE NOOOOAAAOOO. Theres litterally footage of the kids getting picked off with everyone celebrating "who is leaving today?" WHYYYYE (scene where the player goes into the giant sphere where they had a fake town)

and then again what about the kids/workers who DID KNOW. (Catnap,, THEO) like theo being taken away for trying to escape the orphanage, and then being turned into the cat thang (AND THEN THE CO. MAKING HIM INTO A MARKATEBLE PLUSHIE AND SHOW HAGHSHA)

its so crazy how the prototype teied to help him out when he was a kid, and in return once tunred into some giant gas tank to make the orphans sleep, he became the prototypes "worshipper" (he is standing on two legs worshipping bodies that supposed to look like the prototype)

AND THE PLAYER OMG me and my sister had theories about the player being like a worker or a kid from there and it was kinda confirmed to maybe be BOTH??? INSANE!!! hoe did they escape the happy hour?? Why did they come back?? Who wrote the letter "wer'e still here" and WHO do they think is still there LIKE CMON!!!

Theres so much more like how my sister is in love with Mrs.Delight like where did she and the teachers even come from, (I ALSO LOVE HER shes so CRAZY), the kid body left in a duffel bag left at LUDWIGS the OWNER AGHH, DOG DAY!! being left alive and then litterally being EATEN ALIVE??? and then the prototype killing catnap, catnap giving up his body??? (im gonna be so fr i thought the prototype was offering his hand not gonna STAB HIM) hugfy wuggy confirmed dead, AND WHAT HAPPENED TO KISSY MISSY!!!!?

honestly my interest in this is just amplified by SHB cause i love his playthroughs and theories,, (im gonna watch his theory vid when i get home w my sister)

hes somehow always right LMAO i have no idea how he foretold the fact the kids were kept underground from the first chapter brah ???

OKAY IM SO EXCITED about this!!! There may be art!!!!!!!!!!

[hirik0]

Jealousy Part 12

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6 | part 7 | part 8 | part 9 | part 10 | part 11

NSFW09Soap/Ghost

Anal sex, edgeing, fingering, orgasem denial, top Soap, bottom Ghost, brat ghost, pillow princess ghost

Soap thinks hes losing his mind. They reached his cottage 3 days ago and since than Riley, the fucking dog is cock blocking him hard. Hes getting cock block by a dog a new low. When ever he and Ghost are just next to each ther Riley is squising himself in between them, even in bed then of course Ghost is a big soffty letting the dog sleep in bed with him. As if he says to him get your fingers from my owner. He dont even know how Riley figures out they are cuddeling or kissing. One time Riley was sleeping in the garden and ran insite just to stop them making out on the couch, but they had a lot of time to talk. Even Ghost is getting a bit annoyed with this behaivor. But today their were able to ship Riley of to Soaps parents. So they had 7 dog free hours. Ghost is a bit nervous about it Riley celarly not on his best behaivor, but Soaps parents asured they can handel it having a variaty of dogs themselves since the kids moved out. They could always just call if Riley is getting to much. The other think is he has no idea where Ghost is who said he need to take a walk 30 minutes ago. The feeling of them failing at their relationship is creeping in Soaps thoughts. He's watching some sit com on the tv, wating for Ghost to return. So he yelps when Ghost is suddenly dropping on his lap, silent like a his callsigh implieshe just appeared. "Had a nice walk Simon?" "Mhm, just wanted to make sure your right with the secluded part", Ghost anwers with a pleased smile on his face. Soap is gasping at this, remebering tellling Ghost he can beg and scream as loud as he wants here. "Yeah, checked the parameters?" "Afirmitiv." "Could just have believed me, you know." "I could have, but honestly the walk was also for my nerves." "We fucked in my office and your nervous about fucking in my bed?" Ghost is blushing, cheecks turning dark pink. "I usally have short flings in hotel rooms Soap", Ghost admits. "So Im special?", Soap ask smug. "Sadly this seems to be true", Ghost deadpans. They both chuckel at this. "So you never get to be as loud as you want?", Soap ask intresstet. Ghost rises his eyebrow a dirty grin on his face. "Oh no, they usally dont care about noice in the hotels i have my one night stands, Soap." Soap mouth drops open, fucking hell. Ghost looks very pleased with himself as he feels Soaps hardening dick pressing against him. "Fucking hell, Simon.", Soap curses, when Ghost is pressing himself against Soap, to be able to wisper the next sentence right in to his ear. "Got told more then ones that hearing me scream in these hotels is a major turn on for other guest, you now." With this Soap jumps in to action, pushing Ghost from his lap before he throws him over is shoulder to carry him to the bedroom. Ghost face is turning red, this should not be so fucking hot.

Ghost get throw on the bed, getting hard in recort time. "Your into this? Letting people overhear you? Mhm, like making a show for them to let them hear how good you're getting fucked?", Soap ask while stripping out of his shirt. "Maybe.", Ghost moans supressing a shiver "Well then we should have stayed at your flat." Ghost blush is spreading to his chest at this sentence. "Even doing it on base, for everyone to overhear, despreat littel slut." "No, I normaly stay silent on base." "So why did i hear you moan while walking past your room, Simon?" "I.." "Hear you beg for my dick?" "I wanted it so bad. Soap." Soap had more to say about this but he just cant wait any longer. Slowly kneeling on the bed before kissing Ghost. Soap had plans for Ghost, wanting him to beg nicely for him. Beg to get the collar, beg to get fucked, beg for his cock. "Simon, Rember the 3 rules?", Soap ask seriusly. "If Im not behaving you stop, if I'm to loud you gag me and tell you if its to much", Ghost recounts the rules. "Well today only the telling me if its to much part is apealling, 3 taps", Soap explains. "So i can be as bratty as I want?" "Oh, you can try to talk back but i dont think you wil be able to", Soap has a dangerous glimps in his eyes. "Oh your awfull sure about this. You really think I only back talk?", Ghost challenges while Soap is pulling his shirt up. "Your rules also still apply? No hitting and no restrigment of the hands?", Soap ask ignoring what Ghost just said. "Yes", Ghost is swallowing when Soap throws the Shirt asite. "Any last works before I make a needy, begging mess out of you?" "As always no action only talk."

Soap know that Ghost will eat his words very soon. Before getting started he throws some thinks on the bed, lube, his phone, a condom if Ghost want to use it and a blindfold. "Is it okey if I use this on you?", he ask Ghost holding up the blindfold. Ghost takes sometime to think about it, hes a bit unsure about it, but he trust Soap. "Yes, but if its to much i will remove it", Ghost answers. "Of course", Soap asures him giving him a kiss as a treat for stating his limits. "Such a good boy telling me what he wants", the praise falls out of Soap mouth while he carefully takes Ghost eyesight away. "Not to tight?" "No its fine", Ghost says fokusing on his hearing to get a idea on what is going on. A tug at his sweatpants and he lift his hips to help Soap to get them off easier. "Tsk, no underwaer again? Simon did you have a suprise for me again?" "No", Ghost answers truthfull. Soap sets the timer on his phone for the blindfold before taking the lube bottel in his hand. Ghost gasps when he hears the cap gets opened and moans suprised when the cold liquid get pured on his dick. He wants to complain when Soaps hand is closing around his cock. The rythem that Soap is setting is painfully slow, the grip not firm enough for Ghost liking and he has the feeling that this is on purpose. Hes thinking about somethinkg to say, to egg Soap on to speed up, making the mistake to bit his lip. "Something on your mind Simon?", Soap ask sounding smug, watching how the amount of pre cum that Ghost is leaking is becoming slowly more. Then Soap is leaning down licking the pre cum up, making Ghost moan. Soap does this to get a better feeling for Ghost tells of a orgasm, how his abomemon mucels are flexxing, how his bitting his lips before gasping, how his grip on the sheets is getting stronger and after a few rounds of him slowly jerking Ghost off Ghost is trashing his head to the sites. "Soap", Ghost moans feeling how Soap is slowly pulling him to the edge of his orgasm. "Yeah sweatheart? Enjoying yourself?", Soap ask. Ghost making a pleased sound at the term of endearment. "Yes, but more please." Soap just kisses Ghost thigh not speeding up. When he feels Ghost thights trembel he stops getting a displeasedsound from Ghost. He wipes the rest of the sperm up with his thumb before smearing the mix of lube and cum all over Ghost lips. Ghost licks over his lips moaning when he realsies its the strawberry flavour lube he bought. "That your favourite taste?", Soap ask curios while he wait for Ghost to calm down. "No, my favorite is Blue Rasberry."

Ghost makes a displaes sound then Soaps lube coverd hand is beeing use to spread his legs, before he hears Soap open the lube bottel again. This time he dont feel a cold sensation on himslef but he hears how Soap is coating his hands in lube. He moans when he fells Soap fingers circeling his rim coading everythink with a generous amount of lube. Soap is clearly teasing him, just rubing over his hole, sometimes, pretending he will finally push a finger in. "Soap", Ghost complains whinnie. "Yes", Soap ask inocent. "Stop ahhh", Ghost gasp when Soap is finally pushing the first finger in. And just as slowly he jerked him of he is pumping the finger in and out of Ghost and Ghost is wondering what Soaps goal is. "Yess", Ghost moans when Soap is accidentel hitting his prostate just for Soap to avoid the spot. "Soap, please stop teasing." Soap smiles at how whiney Ghost sounds before pushing in a second finger, very focused in not hitting Ghost sweetspot. "Doing so good for me", Soap prasies when he sees that tears are starting to soak the blindfold. Ghost is meowling at the praise and Soap is starting to slowly streaching Ghost. When he is satisfied by Ghost panting his pushing in a third finger. Ghost moans are becoming louder and louder and he gets a full out scream when Soap pushes a forth finger in. "Johnny", Ghost hisses getting used to the burn of the screath. A develish smirk is spearding on Soaps face before he starts to abuse Ghost prostate watching carefully for the tells of Ghost reaching his orgasm. A puddel of pre cum is starting to form on Ghost abs and when Sopa sees that Ghost thighs are starting to trembel again he pulls his finger out. "No, dont stop", Ghost screams angry and despreate. "I dont know", Soap say before pushing 2 fingers back in. Focusing more on stretching Ghost out this time. Having to use his free hand to pin Ghost hips down so he can't change the angels to get what he wants. "Soap", Ghost complains, not happy with getting denialed hos orgasm twice. Soap pulls his fingers out because the timer is getting off. Ghost flinches when Soap is removing the blindfold from his face, having to blink a few times to getting used to the light. "Can you get your hands anove your head?" Soap ask before placing several kiss over Ghost chest. He than lays the fabric over Ghost wrist. Ghost shivers understanding that Soap asking him to keep his hand there. "That's okey?" Soap ask. "Yes." Soap smiles at him before getting up the bed to get out of his own pants. He then reaches for a box from the instide of his nightstand throwing it on the bed. Ghost wants to ask about the box but Soap is preventing him from this with kissing him.

After Soap gets out of his pants and boxers he holds up the condom in a silent question. Ghost moans knowing he would not survive the use of a nobbed condom right now and Soap takes this as a yes ripping the foil open. Soap looks a bit sceptical while lubing his cock up. He puts a pillow under Ghost hips and has firm grip on his hips. He pushes in asking himself if this condom really is this special, but the despreate moan he gets tell him Ghost loves it. And Soap is fucking Ghost slow and deep. Ghost cant do anything but take it screaming in pleasure, feeling how his brain is mealting. The overstimulation is getting uncomfortable and suddely Soap is reaching for this box. "Soap, please if this is a cock ring, I can't, please. I was good, i was so good today", Ghost start begging in a panic, knowing he would hveto tap out if it was a cock ring. Soap smiles at him and just pulls out a piece of dark green leather. And Ghost needs a moment before he understands what Soap is holding in his hand. A collar, Soap got a collar for him. "When?", he ask confused they spend the last days together no time for Soap to buy and get one and he for sure didn'tbougt it so close to the base. "Ask my sister", Soap explains before continue to fuck Ghost slow. "Soap, please, let me come, please, please", Ghost begs. "Mhm, I dont know Simon. I think you can take a bit more." "I cant, please." Tears are filling Ghost vision. "You can, because you are my good boy arent you?" "Yes, yes Im your good boy", Ghost confirms, squirming, trashing his head to the sites. "Want my collar, so everyone now you are mine?", Soap ask trusting deep in to Ghost making the normally colected man whale in pleasure feelinghow hes also getting close. "Yes." "I think you can do better then just a yes." Another deep trust and Ghost is screaming. "Please Johnny, please I.. give me your collar. I want everyone to know, know i belong to you", Ghost begs barely abel to contain I love you. Soap pulls fully out making Ghost whine. "No, Soap, no please I need your cock, please I was so good, please", Ghost sobs a new stream of tears running down his face. "Shh, I know", Soap says before his hands are sothing Ghost. Hands moving areful up Ghost sites, placing kisses on his legs slowly pulling them both from the edge. When Ghost breathing is normalising Soap pulls him up in a sitting position.

"Taking everythink so well. I will fill you up very nice with my cum later, but first let me put this on to you." The cold leather is helping Ghost ground himself, but he dont think he can take that much more. "Soap, please no more edgeing", Ghost says with teary voice while Soap is making sure that the collar is not to thight. Getting s peck on his coner of his mouth. "Fuck" Soap moans when he leans back to look at Ghost. "So pretty in nothing but my collar, fucking gorgouse." Ghost keens at the prasie, before he is confused why Soap is leaving the room. "Soap?", he shouts after the Scot. Soap just retunrs with out the condom and a bottel of water. Honestely Soap needs the break himself, just as much as Ghost. Ghost drinks half the bottel in 3 big gulps before offering the bottel to Soap who drinks the rest. Soap pulls a Ghost closer with the collar to kiss him. They just made out for a while their hands are roaming ove each others bodies. Till Ghost reaches for the lube bottel, lubeing Soap cock up. "On your hands and knees", Soap says and Ghost is shivering. And Soap is starting to finger Ghost again. "Soap!", Ghost complains while looking over his shoulder. "Just wanted to make sure your still streched", Soap explains before he moves Ghost hips to his liking. He honestly isn't sure if he could Ghost that much longer without cumming.

"If it gets to much touch the head board, okey", Soap says. "Okey." An Soap sets a brutal pace. The only sounds in the room are Ghost moans and skin slapping against skin. Ghost can fell how his arms are struggeling to suport him and after a hard trust his face is hitting the pillow. He trys to push himself up again but Soap is removing one of the hands from Ghost hips to press his face in the pillow. Ghost is drolling on the pillow, geting impossibel turned on by Soap dominating him like this. Ghost moves his hands to the pillow clawing in to it. All he can do is take it, take what Soap is giving him, knowing his will feel this for the next few days. Suddenly Soap is pulling his head up, clearly displeased that he can't hear the noices hes fucking out of Ghost. "Taking me so good Simon, like your made for me to fuck into you." "Yes." "Do the others fuck you this good?" "No, nobody fucks me so good." Somehow Soap is able to fuck harder in to Simon. Ghost is slowly lowering his head, making sure hes not muffeling his sounds with it. His voice is breaking when Soap is hitting his prostate, begging for Soap to not stop, begging him for more, begging for harded knowing that Sap is already fucking him as hard as possible, begging him to get filled up. When Soap is changing the angel to get somehow deeper it slips out of Ghost. "I love you", he moans Soap literally fucking the admision out of him. Soap is shortly interuping in the rythem by these 3 words. "Say it again", he orders wanting to hear it again. "I love you", Ghost screams while he drools on to the pillow. Soap is gone, cuming fucking his cum as deep in Ghost as he can. Ghost comes all over the sheets when he feels how Soap fills him up. They both just colapse, Soap on top of Ghost breathless and with a big smile on his face. "Soap, your crushing me", Ghost complains with a hoarse voice, after the the raims of his soul are back in his body. Soap just falls to the site pulling Ghost with him, not wanting to lose the skin contact. When Soap is a bit more awear of everythink his palces kisses on Ghost shoulders. "Soap?", Ghost ask a bit iritated. "Yes Sweatheart?" a low moan is leaving Ghost at the pet name. "Get your dick out of my ass." Soap laughs at this but pulls out. A mix of his semen and lube is leacky out of Ghost who is hissing at the overstimulation. Ghost is turning in Soaps arm, before pushing him on his back so he can rest his head on Soaps chest.

"You meant it?", Soap ask oddly insecure. Ghost sleepy brain needs a bit to catch on. "Yes." Ghost yawns his response fighting to ceep his eyes open. "Say it again", Soap wispers in his hair. "I love you", Ghost answers a big smile apearing on his face. "Did i fuck love into you?", Soap jokes and Ghost is lifting his head up so he can give a disaproving glare. Soap is chuckeling clearly thinking he said the most funny think. "No but how long you know?", Soap ask a lot more serious. Ghost is thinking about it, for quite sometime. "Like fully realised, when this blonde woman tried to get in your pants, but i think its a lot longer.", Ghost answers feeling how his throat is protesting him using his voice. "I dont think Im there yet, Simon." "Thats okey", Ghost croaxes out, his voice giving up on him from all the screaming. "I make you some tea, while you are in the shower", Soap says before picking up his boxers from the floor. Ghost stands for 30 secounds before two thinks are happening simultanioly. His leg just refuse to work and a big amount of cum and lube are leaking out of him, running down his legs. Soap returns back to the room because of the sound of something heavy hitting the floor. "Not only are you a fucking pillow princess, no also have to carry you to the bathroom huh", Soap ask looking proud of himself for causing state of Ghost. Ghost in order to reduce the use of his voice just shows Soap the middel finger. Soap is laughing before carrying Ghost in to the bathroom. Letting him in a bath because there is no chance of Ghost beeing able to stand in the shower. "No drowning while I'm in the kitchen, that's an order", Soap says after Ghost sits in the bath. After 20 minutes Soap is returning finding a very sleepy content Ghost enjoying his bath. Getting Ghost out of the bath is a bit arkward with Ghost legs still refusing to work properly but he can at least stand on shacky legs. It also didn't help that Soap lot focus for a bit when he sees how bruises are slowly forming on Ghost pale skin. They somehow get Ghost dressed in one of Soaps hoodies and a pair boxers, so they can cuddel on the couch. "Oh, I have another collar for you", Soap says suddenly. "What's wrong with the one I'm wearing?", Ghost ask iritated his voice still hoarse. "It's one for more day to day use, something more discreet." "Show me", Ghost says curious and Soap pulls out a silver necklace with a Soap bar pendant. Soap clearly a bit embarrassed by it. "She's ones over heared my callsign. Laught 20 minutes about it till I told her that there is no funny story behind it. I guess she rembered it when buying these for me", Soap explains sheepishly. Ghost just smiles at him before carefully removing the leather collar and replacing it with the silver necklace. "I like it", Ghost simply states with a sleepy, falling asleep shortly after in Soap arms. Soap just smile knowing it won't take long for him to say I love you back to Simon.

[amber-tortoiseshell]

hey! im making yet another fictional cat for a book so. i just wanted to know what some cool, yet plausible patterns and stuff i could give the cat. hes a very very expensive pet, so you dont need to worry about him being like, a mix and that possibly screwing something up. i just want to make a cool but realistic cat thats not like all my others lol

Interesting! Let me think.

You can always go with real but rare colors or even their combinations like for example mocha+karpati (i have no idea how would that look), or say the owner paid a lot to make a "forbidden color" in some breed: a lilac russian blue, a colorpoint norwegian forest cat, an amber point siamese ect.

The same for other traits, you can go with breed crossing or with random mutations (a few years ago their was a rex mutation in maine coons, resulting in wavy long-furred cats - it's always possible it's still in the gene pool somewhere).

Recently i saw some red and tortie bengals, they are beautiful and suitable as an extra expensive pet lol. So what do you think about red rosettes?

(My sister suggested a bengal that has heart-shaped rosettes - i think this is actually possible and a good idea for a very unique cat😆)

Something more exotic: a few breeders in Russia are working with a brand-new color called phoenix, it's kind of reddish-brown with grey undertones. (It's a new mutation in maine coons.)

Some examples: solid (the first three is the same cat at different ages), solid tortie with white, solid tortie smoke

You can go for extremely rare or extinct specialties (they can always turn up again), like that one-striped thai cats.

Another possibility is taking a different animal (the more closely it is related to cats the better), choosing a variant they have, and saying "actually, this mutation happened in cats too, and someone started to breed it".

Rabbits, for example, have a third agouti allele (beside solid and agouti), it's called otter.

These are genetically black rabbits, the only difference is that instead of aa, they are atat (or maybe ata).

Rabbits also have a different, more spotty white spotting.

Imagine how these patterns would look like on a cat!

Or choose something from dogs, or horses! You have so many possibilities!

[bonny-kookoo]

Taehyung: Tiny Gentleman

In which Taehyung is constantly too early for his dog's grooming appointments- too often to be accidental. Maybe it's just his hectic life- or maybe, just maybe, it's the teeny tiny crush he has on you.

Tags/Warnings: Idol!Taehyung, foreigner!Reader, kim yeontan as cupid, slight language barriers and misunderstandings, Taehyungs superior english skills, mutual pining but mc is scared to read too much into things

Additional Chapter Warnings: he's crushing so bad it's not even funny (it kind of is though)

Chapter length: medium

Languages are marked as: English / Korean

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Kim Yeontan can be.. Quite a character, you've come to learn over the past couple of appointments.

He comes in every four weeks, and while most Idols tend to ask for home visits rather than public appointments, Taehyung comes in like he's any other person. You always make sure to schedule his appointment last, so there's the least chance of someone recognizing him, and breaking the news out, which would lead to the salon getting flooded with people in no time- but there's an issue.

He's always way too early.

At first, you just thought he wanted to make sure he could leave his precious dog in your care- some people have a tendency to question your abilities based on you being a foreigner. You've accepted that judgement; it's not a big deal to you anymore. But then he'd started to turn up earlier and earlier- making you question what his thoughts behind that action are.

Does he not trust you? Does he want to test the boundaries of making a public appearance? You're unsure, and hesitant to ask. It's not like you've got anxiety; but he's Kim Taehyung. Anybody would be nervous to utter a word to him.

And also; your korean is barely decent at best.

Now, technically, you're better than that. After all, didn't just get your job here for nothing- you understand the language almost fluently, and what words you don't know don't matter because you've learned to connect the dots by context. However, when your nerves set in, it's like your ability to speak the language just goes straight down the drain- only language left in your brain being english at best.

And it's not like he talks to you either.

Now, that's normal for other costumers too. They simply assume you don't understand them anyways, and try to navigate in english- and by now, you've gotten too tired to explain the whole language situation over and over again. He usually doesn't need to say anything at all anyways- you know who he is, what he's here for, and nothing else matters apart from that.

You're just leading the big leonberger called Bear back to his owner- the lady instantly cooing at her overgrown puppy eagerly wagging his tail while she praises your work under her breath- when you see him walk in. He bows politely, before sitting down on the side, watching the interaction.

You can learn a lot about a person just by seeing them interact with animals, he's come to learn.

Even the biggest dogs dont seem to scare you; barking leaving you unfazed, a snarling husky once turning into a lapdog just after a few minutes. The dog had never been to a groomer, but needed an urgent appointment- and you've taken the time to sit down and get to know the scared dog first, before earning trust and the ability to work on the pretty wild dog just fine. "They don't speak human, and I don't speak dog." you'd told the owner, who's been an american guy in his mid 30's. "so it sometimes takes a bit of effort on both ends to understand each other."

He'd looked up later what you've said in korean- and his crush on you only deepened.

Now, at first, he simply thought you were pretty. You didn't fit his personal aesthetic what he usually looked for, but instead created a new standard for him. The way you looked, behaved, even talked- he started to think about it during the day at random times when his thoughts would wander around. Then, Yeontan's original groomer had called in sick- and you'd offered to take over the appointment instead.

This was when Yeontan showed his more spoiled side.

You'd already assumed that the pooch must be living the high life; so it wasn't a surprise when the little gentleman tried to bite after your hand the first few times. He remembers embarrassment, and how he'd scolded him- only to be cut off by you simply sitting down with the little dog as well, taking your time to earn his trust.

Since then, Yeontan simply decided that he'd rather have you now than anybody else.

Right now, he's waiting for you to finish the procedure with the big leonberger and his owner- uncaring of the fact that if you looked to the side at any second, you could catch him stare. He wants to talk to you so badly, but his trust in his own english skills are basically non-existent at best; it's his biggest issue.

When the woman turns to leave, you turn to the big dog one last time, petting it's head and holding it with a smile. "You're so handsome!" you happily exclaim, and in a weird way, he's a little jealous you say that to the dog- and not him.

He's really down bad.

"don't cause too much trouble you big bear now, alright?" you giggle, before waving them both off- Yeontan growling in his lap a little, as if he shares the green feelings with his owners. "someone's got an attitude today." you tease a little at that, and while he knows you mean the Pomeranian in his lap, he feels oddly called out; having taken more english lessons these days to improve his understanding. You mumble a lot to yourself, and he wants to know what exactly- and he's glad that his intense studying is paying off.

"he.." Taehyung starts, making you lift your head from the table where you've crossed out today's appointment, making him nervous. "he, uh.. Jealous." he says, before scolding himself internally for not using the right word. Of course right now his brain has to do this.

"Oh Tannie!" you say playfully dramatic, walking over to the dog in question who instantly sits up and wags his tail once he realizes you're addressing him. "you'll always stay my favourite!" you say, and Taehyung basically melts at your adorable accent.

"you speak korean?" he asks, and you turn a bit red at the close proximity you've only noticed now, stepping back a bit shyly.

"a bit." you admit. "but.. Turns bad when nervous." you tell him, making him smile underneath his facemask. your can tell by his eyes he does- how they turn happy, excited even.

"no- my english, always bad." he says to you. "your korean- well. Many good." he says, and you can't help the giggle that escapes you, before he let's his dog jump down from his lap so he can stand up. It reminds you now just how much taller Taehyung is- and how small he makes you feel, not just physically. His designer clothes, styled hair, perfect skin- he really is a celebrity.

"no no, your english is fine. It's cute-" you start, taking the leash from his hand, before you suddenly bow in shame. "oh god I'm sorry I didnt-"

"thank you." he instead replies, still smiling. "you- cute too." he confesses, making your brain stop functioning for a second.

He decides that he doesnt care if his english sucks anymore, if a simple compliment like this will get you flustered like that.

"pretty, too." he goes on, and you laugh, waving him off before taking his dog to the back room to start your routine.

"your dad is really bold sometimes." you mumble to the dog who's simply looking at you with interest as you work in the shampoo into his thick fur. "too bad he's an Idol.." you huff, carefully turning on the water, before filling a cup and pouring it over the small body. Yeontan is one of those dogs who hates the showerhead- but you've come to learn that it's simply the noise that bothers him, not the water. "you think he actually thinks I'm pretty?" you hum out, unsure. "he's probably just practicing. His fans like those flirty comments, I guess.." you chuckle to yourself, before you finish rinsing Tannie's fur, getting ready to dry him off and begin the rest of his routine.

Outside, Taehyung very much hears your personal monologue. He'd thought his comments would work in his favor- but it seems as if you're heavily doubting his intentions with you. He can't blame you, and at the same time he's glad you're not throwing yourself onto him like so many others. It shows that you're a realist- it also makes him feel even more attracted to you.

Jungkook had once explained to him that the best thing about his relationship with his girlfriend was, that she didnt see him as anything other than Jeon Jungkook, not BTS Jungkook. She held him accountable for his actions, brought him back down to earth if he ever lost touch with what's going on downstage- and Taehyung starts to understand the appeal in that. You're well aware of his profession, you know the risks and problems it brings- it shows in how you schedule him and Yeontan, how you avert attention to yourself if he's in the room, how you talk to yourself about all of this. And yet, you don't seem to be chasing for any sort of proof to post on social media that he's right here, giving his precious pet into your care. He'd expected at least a request for a shoutout or something- but no attempt was ever made.

You dont want a piece of his worth, it seems.

Maybe you don't even want him at all.

But he has to know if he has any chance with you. He's dropped his own collar held by the company long ago- so when you bring out his happy puppy after you're done, he takes up all his courage, and-

"I want date." he blurts out, having his facemask pulled down underneath his chin, holding onto his dog for dear life. "with you." he specifies, and your eyes are wide open like a deer caught in the headlines.

"I-" you start, before your eyes break away from his intense stare, looking around anywhere but him. "I uh.. That's sweet, but, I don't really do.. I don't think you have a cat, you know." you say, using the slang for asking for a one-night-stand. Its now his turn to become a bit embarrassed- shaking his head.

"no no, date. Real date." he says, determined. You've only said you dont want a hit-and-run; you've not said you don't want him at all, so he keeps trying. "eat. Talk. Together. My place?" he asks, and you squirm a bit in your spot, before chewing on your lip. "No funny business, I swear." he says, and you decide he's being genuine.

"...ok." you say, and his entire expression turns brighter than the sun. "but- why?" you ask, and he shrugs, now smug and empowered by having scored his date.

"because-" he starts, taking out his phone, so you do the same to exchange contact infos. "-you? Pretty. Nice. Sweet. He like you-" he points to his dog in his arm, before he points at himself. "me like you too." he explains, and you can't help but smile to yourself, nodding.

You like him too, no doubt.

[fairstival]

Venting about personal stuff because fuck this city

oh i am so fucking mad

we live near a creek that was dug super deep for drainage. It's beauiful, big trees and tons of wild plants. You can also find multiple species of snakes and birds that live there as well as a like 20th generation of raccocons. The city technically owns it so they throught it was a great idea to bring out an industrial grinder and kill literally everything back there

so no more fireflies, they're numbers have dwindled already and this year was probably the last time ill see the very few left in populated areas of the state

and they're leaving all of the limb mess for us and the other home owners to clean up

just throughing 30 pound branches into our yards going "yea thats your problem now. Maybe the city will pick it up sometime in november"

we dont even know why their doing this

if its for better drainage then their fucking dumbasses because all that growth is what keeps flooding from reaching our house and disappearing after a day

maybe they'll add rocks to stop the erosion but i find that unlikely

it looks like a hell scape now, just saw dust and empty pines left

and they're also killing fruit trees and plants the residents planted over they're fence with literally 0 care

i had elephants ear growing because it needs shade and lots of water, now thats gone

i cant let the dog out because a fly away branch could literally hit and kill her

we have old disabled folks living along the creek, they cant remove the mess alone

what are they supposed to do?

whats even worse is that the pine trees they left behind are close to 300+ years old. They're going to die because of this. The squirrls were already desperate, pulling up the bark for what i can imagine is either sap or bugs. Now they're gonna be super desperate. That and the undergrowth is what kept them alive

god fuck city hall, this is 100% because they built it literally down the road from us

[somedayslater]

Chapter 408 - random thoughts

Ah my i almost never go here, but those last chapters are really merciless ! I just want to write random thoughts, especially after reading @5x-ra​ own analysis (thanks for your post @5x-ra​, really interesting) !!

1. I dont understand why people are saying She Li is a coward for running. He’s not just running away -because if he was, he would have disappeared and would not have waited for He Tian to try and ambush him. He’s just not an idiot ; what’s the point for him to stay around and get his face smashed ? The difference in level in fighting is clear, he doesnt stand a chance against HT. HT was born and trained as a fighter ; isnt HT the one who is cheating, choosing a way to resolve the conflict with his fists, knowing he can only win X) ?

She Li’s shtick is manipulating people, getting under their skin, planning in advance. It was never brute force, and we rarely see him fighting -he uses other people for that. It’s not bad per se, it just means he’s intelligent ; too bad he uses it for nefarious purposes lol. If he was a nice character, I’m sure people would find it clever for him to run away from the fight scene, find a weapon, and ambush HT. But yeah because his role is to be the antagonist and because his main goal is just to make other people miserable, it’s hard to be impressed by this, instead most of the readers wants to see his face smashed and for him to rip the consequences of his actions lol.

2. I think in the scene where Mo smashes his face from behind, SL is livid, not necessarily afraid ! But yeah, the interpretation of him being afraid is also strongly supported by the manwha. But I think She Li must be thinking, “how dare you do that to me ? how dare you oppose me, now of all time ?” Especially, because Mo do the same thing to SL that SL did to the old man who tried to kill Mo. It’s an ironic twist of the same situation.I’m not sure about SL feelings towards Mo, maybe he he loves in his own twisted way, in a really “i own him” way -he even said almost this sentence a few times. So, for She Li, Mo attacking him is like your own dog biting you after you hit him. SL think he has a right to mistreat Mo : he owns Mo, it’s his possession, and so if he beats him to teach him his place, it’s just rough love kind of. But for Mo to react back, it’s a betrayal. And that’s why SL doesnt hesitate : he tries to actually kill Mo, like @5x-ra​ said piercing him in the head ??? wtf. Like an owner hitting his dog too many times, killing it in a fit of rage, because his dog dared to bite back, SL honestly think Mo deserves to die for opposing him. man...

3. Honestly, isnt this story a story about how adults fail the children again and again lol ? There’s no adults around, except HC and Qiu who are like “ok do what you want, just no killing”. I know it’s because the manhwa is destined for a young audience (? maybe), and a young audience identify themselves with the protagonists and so doesnt want annoying parents taking care of them. Even tho, like what the hell haha

4. Altho i do love the last few chapters, am I the only one who is getting kind of annoyed by this “damsel in distress” version of Guan Shan ? We fell in love with MGS because he was a nasty, feisty, dirty ball of fluff. It was the contradictions that was enchanting : he try to fight innocent jyan yi WITH HIS GROUP just because, he throws a rock at ZZX head, he insults everyone and refuse to socialise, he’s mean to the girls who just say hello to him. He insults HT non-stop, often times it’s fair (HT was really cynical at the time), sometimes it’s hypocrite : why cry because HT is mean to him when literally he ambushed JY over nothing ? He’s proud and think he’s better than others because he’s not a hypocrite, but then he have nothing to show off either. And then at the same time he’s oddly loyal, righteous, and honest. It was what attracted HT. And the appeal to their relationship was this pull and push. Mo was as strong as HT in this psychological game.

But since a few chapters, Mo stopped pushing so much. And it’s nice ! It means there’s actually a relationship being constructed between HT and Mo. But then it became really unbalanced. Because HT continues to pull, and Mo just do... nothing. He’s blushing and not looking in the eyes. He does this bc HT wants to, he does that because HT says so... ok he makes a (weak) scene, and thats all. He’s like loosing his character ? He’s becoming more and more passive, he’s a character where things are being done to him and not a character who is doing things.

And it makes me afraid ! because the same thing happened to ZZX and JY. Remember : we all liked zhanyi because because it was two strong characters, with different feelings, desires, behaviours, etc. JY was always the most active one in the relationship, but ZZx had a personality : remember the confession scene ? the kidnapping scene ? You could really feel who ZZX was. And then, once he began to reciprocate JY’s feelings, his character... disappeared.

Like honestly i dont mean to offend, but ZZX right now ? He’s a street lamp. A sexy, stylish streetlamp, but a streetlamp. He could disappear from the story, you could replace by a photography for JY to droll over, it would be the same. And it makes me sad ! But that’s the reason i’m totally disengaged from zhanyi now. Zhanyi is : Jyan Yi does something ->ZZX is.... here I guess. Once again, a character where things are done to him. He’s just kind of hanging out, and we know JY care about him because JY says he cares about him, but there’s nothing to show for it. It’s been years I think, where all ZZX is doing is sighing, patting JY shoulders, oh and last chapter he ran in the hospital. Where he still is probably.

And I’m so afraid the same thing is going to happen to Mo :0 !! Like, now he mellows and kind of reciprocate HT’s feelings, so he’s just becoming someone who stand by, cry, and run. The main character is HT, and Mo is here to look at him. He’s loosing his personality !! I dont want him to disappear. I dont want Old Xian to do the active one who initiates all the actions x the passive one who says “ahh” “ooh” when the active one do something. Please OX dont do that T_T

Hoping the trend will change soon... even if Mo doesnt want to fight anymore, or scream anymore, he doesnt have to become boring. It’s a strong fit to socialize with others when all your life you have been shunned, to learn to trust and love again, there’s a way of depicting it where Mo keeps his strong, fierce personality, without it meaning he’s automatically reverting back to fighting and insulting.

PHEW here it is, my two cents.

[br1ghtestlight]

OMG this episode was so fun!!! i feel like it'll be a lot of fun to rewatch casually and any gretchen episode is amazing obviously

was NOT expecting the subplot about bob's hemorrhoid surgery but somehow it worked LMAO??? and i knew immediately that he was lying about his hemorrhoid being gone bcuz he was scared of the needle. i can read these characters waayyy too easily no surprises for me

gretchen calling her sister her youngest/baby sister makes me think she DOES have another sister who already got married which makes sense

I GOT WAY TOO EXCITED WHEN TEDDY APPEARED we've had like two episodes without him but i reacted like an energetic dog seeing their owner for the first time in weeks after they went on vacation. TEDDY IS THERE teddy my beloved 😁‼️‼️ also any interaction between him and gretchen is hilarious knowing they have the same voice actor and its just him riffing w/ himself in the studio

tina forcing louise and gene to play that boardgame had NO REASON to be that funny maybe its just bcuz i spent a lot of time doing puzzles and board games with my siblings but it was too real.... her saying she's in charge so theyre doing what SHE wants 😭😭

we got to see nat AND jen AND jen's hot cousin dave not to mention gretchen and gayle. love how many secondary characters they're bringing back this season after the Drought that was season 13 and as soon as they mentioned pickles was closed i was like "well jen's hot cousin dave works there right" and three seconds later they mentioned him. knowing deep bob's burgers lore has its perks i guess??

kinda disappointed they didn't mention that bob HAS driven the limo before in the road trip episode after nat was crying abt her girlfriend and everybody else was asleep like he knows how to drive it and we KNOW he does </3 and its cute that gretchen knows nat is linda's friend tbh i just love that. nat is her friend and she talks abt her to other people!! theyrr friends they're pals *starts sobbing and crying*

well at least gayle seems to be getting along with ms baker LMAO

bob trying to talk to hot male strippers on the phone oh he's hopeless 😭😭😭💔

"i think he's pretty hot" ??? what did bob mean by this

they should call the transgender sex workers from season one and ask if they could help out. marshmallow could fix this situation i know she could

"okay. i have a proposal as your babysitter. we stop playing the game, get the ladder, go into the attic, drop down into the crawl space and watch the stripper party through the vent in the restaurant" WHAT IS TINA'S PROBLEM IN THIS EPISODE 😭😭⁉️ all this bcuz she cant admit to her siblings that she isn't having fun playing the stupid board game. unhinged (ALSO CRAWL SPACE MENTION huge moment for people who watched s1ep2 earlier today <- me)

THERE'S MORE CRYING AT THIS STRIP CLUB THAN I EXPECTED DJDKSBJSHDHS

gretchen: you don't get it linda!! you're always the perfect older sister!!!

linda: i mean... im not

gayle: definitely not

linda: OKAY gayle.

gayle: she makes A LOT of mistakes. you know one time she tried to sleep with my husband

linda: no gayle that was you. MY husband and you. bob.

bob: that's true

sorry i just thought that throwback was really funny FJDMDJDKKSS when will dr yap return home from the war (he is an actual psychopath)

"big sisters are allowed to make mistakes too. we're not perfect. otherwise how do little sisters know its okay NOT to be perfect" gene and louise looking at tina right now like 👀👀

"oh THATS what you've been doing for me. thank you" "you're welcome :)" LMAOOO

not the point of this episode but now im just thinking abt tina someday throwing a bachlorette party for louise 😭😭💕 not that i think louise would want a bachlorette party or even want to get married but i dont think that would stop tina

this is reminding me of a fanfic i read where fischoeder was afraid of needles and bob went with him and held his hand because he was scared :(( bob and linda are so cute even when its butt hemorrhoid surgery

[adventure-time-6-3]

Ending of fionna and cake

I liked the Overall ending, even if i have some questions like died betty at the end ( blow herself up )

However i am a little sad that the other realitys didnt get an ending. The Others just apperead out of nothing with no explanation and we dont know what happened to the vampire world ( the king mentioned something of beeing interested in dimension travel so i thought it would leed to something ) we also dont know what happened to farmworld finn. Maybe a season 2 could start with the explanation that crossovers are now possible and what the dimensions did afterwards.

I also thought simon choice would be a little more multiversal important. Since his death was the catalist for so many horrible things i believed his crown choice was necessary in some capacity ( just not the insane bit ).

Now a personal nitpick about the crown:

I hate it if i accotiote a power which only exists once, to a Person who earned it in some regard by Paying for it. Only to have another suddenly get this power and have no respect for the first Person who got it or didnt get any setback from it himself. I always feel angry like why do you suddenly get this power too, my character feels less now. It is a personal Feeling so i dont critic the show for doing it with giving the crown power to Others. But i hate it.

First gunter becomes the ice thing and gets the castle and everthing ice king build. He shows no setback like unlikebility or insanity and everyone loves him. He even got a wife. Worse is that simon gets this way conected to the ice kings actions but not his archivments ( staying so long sane, beeing a good ruler, building castle, having magic knowledge, wizard atifacts, conecctions to Others... ) it feels like they tried to replace ice king with ice thing ( which is what they wanted ) so they just gave him everything without earning it.

Fin as ice king i liked since the insanity was there and we got to know the crown likes simon, making him important even if someone else had the same power as him.

But than came the vampire king who got no setback at all ( even finn and bubblegum couldnt control the madness and they are the good impodied and an actual elemental ). Having the cost just erased for him.

And the ice dog from the future where there could be a mention like " the crowns owner died ages ago so the power got weaker ( ice thing ) and is now seperated ( jewels are not together ) and beeing misused. giving at least some credit to simon.

Like he sacrificed so much for everyone and only got ice power in return. Only for everyone else to just get it without issue ( even other ice elemental ) or some mention that it is stronger for simon in some way. Even though we got a good oppertunity with the multiverse to make it so. Simply say simon was always supposed to be the owner of the crown or it likes him the most. Just something to make simon the only one truelly connected to the ice power / crown even if we see Others use it.

It is a personal opinion and not really something the writers had to make. But since it was such a good oppertunity and i really hate this i wanted to mention it hear by writing my opinion of the ending.