#mcu parksborn

[i-like-art-and-spiderman]

A ridiculous legal battle

No cause Imagine Harry and Peter getting a divorce but it's Harry so he's trying to give Peter half his fortune. The whole divorce case is just Harry insisting that Peter takes his money meanwhile Peter is insisting that he doesn't want it.

Harry: Your honor, it is ridiculous that he is refusing to take any of my money.

Peter: Your honor we signed a prenup and we never agreed that I would ever receive any of his assets.

Harry: WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE MY MONEY!!!

Peter: I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING MONEY, I'M AM NOT A LITTLE CHARITY PROJECT!!!!!!!!

Harry: THIS IS WHY WE ARE DIVORCED!!!!!!!!!

[i-like-art-and-spiderman]

No wonder Harry isn't there during the events of the spider bite. They would all have broken into Peter's room and dragged them to the hospital. Raimi Harry would snitch to Aunt May then bother Peter until he agreed to go to the hospital. TASM Harry would fly back to New York just to drag Peter to the hospital. And MCU Harry would just show up at Aunt May's doorstep giving Peter a 'Peter Benjamin Parker you come down here right now!' death glare.

[ivvyela]

harry osborn looking peter parker dead in the eye after making him the spider-man suit and saying “go get ‘em tiger” oh my god get a ROOM

[glindauplland]

SPIDER-MAN 2 || YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

You know, I understand that they didn't put Harry in the MCU

Because there isn't a version if you want Harry and Peter that isn't the gayest thing in the universe.

The amazing spiderman (1968-1969)

Spiderman (2004)

The spectacular spiderman (2008-2009)

The amazing spiderman (2014)

Ultimate spider man (2012-2017)

Spiderman of marvel (2017-2021

Sony Spiderman 2 ps4 (2024)

[jay-birds-fly]

The best Harry Osborn and Peter Parker dynamic is when he despises Spider-Man but adores Peter.

Harry, to Spider-Man: you are a menace. you are scum and I scoff at the notion of you. know your place and retreat to it.

Also Harry, kicking his feet while texting Peter: Hey Pete! How are you? Are you free tonight? I was hoping to see you! Take care!! <3

[zeddpool]

Was going through my notebook for school and found a bunch of sketches I never posted, so here they are now

Third post from the notebook, this time I think I just wanted to do a rough sketch of the 3 movie Spideys n their crew in my style, I don’t really remember

[thunderlingcloudie0fficial]

What your favorite Spider-Man(Peter’s) ship says about you

Mary Jane x Peter/Spidey: As basic as this ship is you’re not basic you’re just a logical realistic non-risk-talking probably will name their child Brad person and I am okay with you

Gwen Stacey x Peter/Spidey: You’re really like turning fluff into angst or a bit delusional and probably you’re favorite cinematic Spider-Man is Andrew Garfield,you’re also probably really sweet and kind

MJ(Michelle Jones)/ x Peter/Spidey :You 100% like the Tom Holland movies and don’t care about what anyone says(same) you’re favorite dynamic is ‘She was a punk x He did ballet’ and ‘Tall queen x Short king’ a lot don’t ya? You also like how awkward they were at the start and find it really realistic and relatable which is kinda refreshing for a fictional Hollywood couple in your opinion also if Tom and Zendaya broke up you’ll stop believing in love(MCU Spider-Man or general Mcu fans interact)

Felicia/Black Cat x Pete/Spidey: I know little to no knowledge about this ship but you probably like ‘Are we fighting? Are we flirting’ dynamic(and probably smut)

Wade/Deadpool x Petey/Spidey: You ether like Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man or a comic fan,you are in love with making everything gay and see no problem with that which is cool,you also like hurt/comfort a lot by that I mean you’re obsessed with it, also insecure Wade and ‘I only care about the inside’ Peter is your Roman Empire(I don’t ship it but the fan base is huge so might as well make the writing huge as well)

Bobby/Ice man x Peter/Spidey: I have little to no knowledge to this ship or Ice man in general to the point I had to search his real name. I know Ice man appeared in a few Spider-Man shows and comics. Came after reading a one Reddit post about their relationship . They might not be as close in the comic but NOTHING will stop you from shipping them

St@rker or Miles x Peter: dni and please stay away from me

Johnny Storm/Human torch x Peter/Webs:oh you’re cool,I like you. You’re a big fan of ‘Rivals to lovers’. You jump up and down when you see a blonde x brunette couple and is ether a ride or die fan since 200 B.C or just came after watching Deadpool and Wolverine. Your also ether a Tom holland movies fan(I love you) or a comic fan ALSo do you prefer them as young adults or teenagers?

Parksborn: You are delusional. VERY delusional. A thing I noticed is this ship is shipped in every version of Spider-Man,heck! Even in the MCU even though there is no evidence of Harry but you still ship it therefore you and your friends delusional mind have yearned my respect bravo. You also live for the ‘Rich boy x Their street rat’ dynamic

Honorable mentions:

Comic: SpideyDevil(Matt x Pete),Flash x Peter(I forgot the name-),Chad x Peter(from Marvel Aventures)

MCU: Parley/Parkner(Harley x Peter)

[mossker]

i made this and my friend said they’ve never seen anything able to describe me so accurately

[kapelukh]

that one ship's first kiss dynamic with them BOTH being an initiator and BOTH still not able to understand how and what just happened

[scribe-of-maat]

These two should kiss also

(Reminder - Nico is bisexual and has been since like 2007)

[i-like-art-and-spiderman]

Raimi Harry: So how do you guys tell each other apart name wise? Peter 1: Oh, we go by a number system. I'm Peter one, *points at Raimi Peter* he's Peter two, and he is Peter 3 * Points at TASM Peter* TASM Harry:(talking to his Peter) Peter 3? Peter 3: Yeah. TASM Harry: Why? Peter 3: I don't know. TASM Harry: Ok . . . Peter 3: Why? Do you not like it? TASM Harry: No, it's just I'm surprised. Peter 3: Why are you surprised? What's wrong with the number 3. TASM Harry: Nothing is wrong with the number 3, I just think that you technically should be Peter two since you're the second oldest. Peter 2: It doesn't go by age though it just goes by number. MCU Harry: He's just upset because that makes him Harry 3. Harry 3: No, shut up. Harry 2: It's not a ranking system relax. Harry 3: I'm not treating it like one! Harry 1: You are kind of acting like it though. Peter 2: Ok so now I'm getting offended cause it sounds like you think we call him Peter 3 as an insult. Peter 1: . . . Wait did you take it that way, I am so sorry. Peter 3: No no no! I didn't you're fine. Peter 1: No no no, I'm so sorry I didn't mean it like that. Both Peter 2 and Peter 3: No, we didn't take it that way, seriously. Harry 3: I don't think that you are I'm just saying. Harry 2: Well can you stop saying, cause your making everyone feel bad. Peter 2: Stop it. Harry 1: Okay how am I younger than both of you yet I'm the most mature. Peter 1: Hare. Harry 3: *Pulls out pumpkin Bomb* Peter 3: HARRY!!!!

[femjayvik]

-> is this a safe space to say that i have always envisioned harrison osterfield as tom’s/the mcu’s harry osborn..

like WHENEVER harry osborn is mentioned in a mcu!peter parker centric fanfic, harrison’s face JUST FITS THE BEST!!

[cartersblogabtnothing]

i mourn the loss of getting parksborn in the MCU (it’ll never happen, i need to come to terms with it tbh), but i am excited about getting spideytorch (assuming after the F4 movie comes out, they’ll interact eventually).

they were SOOO chaotic husbands in the comics, and i believe that joseph quinn and tom holland can and will achieve that very well.

yes, disney, everyone wants johnny to write peter love letters in the sky with his flames. no, disney, please do not make it some bullshit best friend story. yes, disney, you can give us homosexual undertones and not outright say it.

even if i’m salty about parksborn never happening, i will settle for spideytorch.

[pparkerized]

mcu writers knew harry osborn in the mcu would've simply been way too powerful for the franchise (his homoerotic friendship with pete) so they erased his existence entirely so they didn't have to deal w that

[rarllvr69]

i started spider-man 2 yesterday and they started playing cigarettes daydream over peter and harry. i was like omg. and harry naming it the emily may foundation as well hes the sweetest i swear. 😭💔