#mcu ranting

[eiremauve]

Marvel played Tony stans and is trying to do so again.

Honestly to a certain extent this punking began in Age of Ultron when they gave Tony Ant Man's role but they were definitaly punking us in Civil War where Tony was right and Steve was wrong but Steve kicks his ass and wins and the only one to ever be upset by Steve's terrible, selfish behaviour is Tony. Then the Captain America writers ignored Tony's arc (which is about family and recovery) to murder him while giving Steve everything. And the defense from Endgame stans is, quite literally, he is an egoist who needed a redemptive death. Captain America fans look at Tony and see a villain. They cast RDJ as Doom to try to make everyone do the same. It won't work on Tony stans of course. But it might work in that it will get Tony stans to give Marvel money. Please for the love of Tony, don't. This not them suddenly giving a damn about Tony. This is them thinking that RDJ is their golden goose and they never should have ditched him, but they're also making clear that they look at RDJ and see a villain character. And like Stane after calling Tony a golden goose they're going to attempt to kill him again and unlike Stane will succeed. It was always a mistake to watch Marvel and it did not suddenly stop being a mistake because they're bringing RDJ back just to kill off his character again.

[devine-fem]

this ship isnt boring/bad, you guys don't get them like i do, i fear. if peter was a god, then wade would be his greatest disciple. if wade was an artist, then peter would be his muse. / Mario Puzo, The Godfather // it chooses you, miranda july // marcel proust // Terrance Hayes, The Same City // Eliza Crewe, Crushed // judas-redeemed // Mitski, I'm your man // u.k // Mitski, I'm your man // Richard Siken // Charlotte Eriksson Everything Changed When I Forgave Myself // u.k. // Noah Kahan You're Gonna Go Far // marilynne robinson, gilead

[hammerings]

loki fans having it rough these days so can i offer you something cute: ponytail loki

[mintaikk]

Mini comic I made based on a convo I had with my mom

Also, for the people who don't believe me 👇

(Stony isn't technically canon but it was in a fantastic 4 comic with a female Tony countperart. Idk, I haven't read it and only know about it when i was bored and checked the shipping wiki while zoning out of a movie. It's weird)

(Random note for spideypool: Wade will flirt with anything that moves, but what showd he had an actual crush on Spidey beyind attraction was when his daughter pointed out how much he talked about him and he got embarrassed. Also, the fact that he changed his entire moral code for Spidey. And they're confirmed heartmates. I haven't gotten that far in the comic yet, but I think it's like soulmates but more romantic. Also, Deadpool had a free pass list of people he can sleep with while he was married (his wife signed it and everything), and Spiderman was number five

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

I promised myself I wouldn't let the MCU hurt me anymore but I cannot tell you how angry I am about them casting RDJ as Dr. Doom.

Look, I respect RDJ as an actor. I think he's got some serious chops and is good at what he does. but he does not have what it takes to play Victor von fucking Doom.

Dr. Doom is the ultimate comic book villain. He's a conniving schemer who fucks around and finds out on a daily basis. He's a grandiose and epic Wagnerian antagonist. He's a Saturday morning cartoon character. He's literally prophesied to be the only person who can bring lasting peace to the world as its conquering king.

You can't just give a role like that to someone like RDJ who, while a good actor, is not suited to that role. The only person who can pull of Doom is either a classically trained Shakespeare performer or a community theater amateur.

Someone who can pull off both this:

AND this:

[nihtscada]

the amount of misinformation about deadpool under a vid just rubbed me the wrong way so here's a rant

deadpool isn't a mutant, he's a mutate, he was born human and experimented on, even if you've only seen the movies you should know this😭🙏

hes a parody of DC's Slade Wilson (Deathstroke) but is still marvel

hes an anti-hero, he does the right things with the wrong methods MOSTLY. bare in mind it fluctuates depending on the writer but that's what he's classed as :)

[vonnebenan]

so I was thinking about Loki again and about the fact that he is Jotun, and how that hardly comes up again, and then I made this messy painting because sometimes you just gotta slap some paint onto the paper

[cleabellanov]

"But Lokius isn't even canon! Stop making everything gay!"

...

The Loki series isn't just about romantic relationships and shouldn't be seen as so. However, there is a lot of subtext. Maybe this ship is not canon, but it was intended to be seen as so by the fans.

If Lokius isn't canon, then why were the last two shots of the series showing Mobius and Loki?

If Lokius isn't canon, why would there be so much touching and scenes so physically close to one another? (believe me I know they're friends. that just offers a solid base for something more)

If Lokius isn't canon, why is there an OFFICIAL track named like that?

Why is said track played or incorporated in different scenes of the series? like

-the first McDonalds meeting with Sylvie,

-the back-in-time conversation with Kang

- the ASCENSION to the throne?

Why is the Sylvie and Loki kiss never mentioned, by the producers, in the series per se, or even in the season 1 recap?

Why is Mobius the only one looking at Loki when he leaves down to the temporal loom?

And the other way around, why did Loki only make eye contact with Mobius in that scene?

Why is Mobius the only one to notice there is something wrong when Loki is still trying to fix the Loom?

Why did Mobius/Don on the original timeline, mention he's single, trust a complete stranger, invite him for a drink, AND offer to sell him a quite personal jet-ski?

Why did Loki, the LITERAL GOD OF MISCHIEF stutter and fix his hair and coat for no one else but Mobius (who by the way is just a jetski salesman on that timeline)?

Why is the timeslipping Loki had to go through directed to Mobius twice, him being the the only one he doesn't need a TemPad to "recruit"?

Why would Loki bring up Thor and Jane if it wasn't to mirror him and Mobius? (because, as he already was talking to Sylvie, he certainly wasn't implying it's about her. They were arguing, AND Mobius was implied in the conversation. Loki defended him in front of Sylvie, in case you forgot.)

Why would Mobius's voice be the one to echo back to Loki on his throne? let time pass time pass time pass

Why the RAINBOW?

WHY DID LOKI LOOK AT MOBIUS RIGHT BEFORE THE FAMOUS LINE "IT'S ABOUT WHO"? (important mention: Sylvie was behind him when he said that. why didn't he just turn around when saying it? nope, they know what they're doing)

Why is the shot cut to Mobi after Loki's "it was more about what I wanted" line?

Why the shot where 7 characters could've been showed (Mobius, Loki, Sylvie, B-15, Casey, O.B., Victor Timely) there are only 2: Mobius and Loki?

Why is Mobius the only one to tell Loki he can be someone good, and the first one Loki actually believes despite his tendency to do the other way around in the past?

Why does Mobius finally find insight, and reinvent his whole life at the TVA because Loki helped him do so? (they're not even the first Loki variant he faced, but something clicked this time)

Why does the bloody sleeve, representing Loki being hurt by Sylvie just because he "wore his heart on his sleeve" disappear on episode 2? (because he finally understands who he needs to be next to)

Why did Mobius risk his life on the first episode?

Why did Loki go to past Mobius for the final advice, not to the present one, not to Sylvie?

Why did Loki ultimately sacrifice his life for the ones he loves?

And why is Mobius left alone, with the door locked, after Loki leaves in the Loom's radiation?

Why would there be so much endearing looks, and smiles at each other, if not for a conscious acting choice?

Why why why why why if it isn't canon?

Nothing is for nothing. Especially in television, where everything counts from the light to the angles and the way the lines are spoken.

We don't need to see two characters kiss to know they are made for one another. In fact, I think implied canon is so much better for now, because it leaves free interpretation for the fans, and nothing to strike on for the haters.

Of course, that doesn't change the fact that the ending is still tragic, although it holds its sweet from bittersweet. But remember: there aren't tragedies without love.

[denksmail]

lemme yap for a sec. i saw the deadpool movie and...the lack of logan fics make me sick. someone pls pls pls pls pls pls write me a wolverine headcanon, fanfic, drabble, IDC GIVE IT TO ME RACHELLL 😭😭😭😭

[kenisle]

YOU think the odyssey part of deadpool and wolverine was a fight scene. i however have the gift of enlightened vision and i know it was in fact a sex scene.

[waywardsou2]

You know what I've never really thought about in depth or really just acknowledge at all

Is that my favourite hero as a child was Hawkeye. I fucking love him

Ever since I was little and I watches Earth's Mightiest Hero's (if you've seen that you are a real one) and I loved him

It really annoys me when he gets shit from the fandom for being the useless Avenger because the MCU didn't give him any of his awesome backstory or powers. The make him seem powerless he isn't as completely useless as they make him out to be. He isn't just some guy with a bow.

He has acute sense and pin point vision. He is expert acrobat (from his time in the circus which the didn't reference at all in the MCU) and is a military trained combatant - like Bucky and Steve. He is also a master assassin (which the touched on in the beginning of Endgame and Hawkeye)

Give my boy the respect he deserves! Like I didn't even realised how much I loved him until I remembered that year when I asked my parents to buy me a NERF bow and "arrows" for my birthday one year

How had I forgotten he was my favourite?

My poor purple boy.

[eiremauve]

To the Tony haters mad that RDJ is coming back

Folks. This is your side of the fandom's fault. The Captain America directors (and fanboys) gave you what you wanted, Tony dead, and it killed the heart of the MCU. In desperation Marvel is bringing RDJ back. If they had given Tony the happy ending he deserved Marvel would not be desperate and at most you would have maybe had to deal with a cameo if Marvel felt nervous about a movie, nothing more.

Turns out Endgame was pyrrhic victory for you huh. But don't worry, you'll see RDJ's character die again. Come on, get happy! Stop whinging about your victory. Or stop watching Marvel.

[canthandlethishit]

prompt: spiderman x batfam au

peter has been residing in gotham for a while now, he managed to gather up materials to make a spidersuit and started his vigilantism a couple months ago. for 3 reasons: 1. the bats try their best but with Gotham’s insane amount of crime happening at all times they’d need the aid, 2. peter missed this, he missed the drops and swings, the bubbly feeling inside every time he’d managed to help someone, 3. peter could use the extra cash from selling spiderman’s pictures to the Daily Bungle

he’d started attending Gotham’s university and got recruited into the photography club, met Tim Drake, started hanging out and discussing the angles and lighting, the art of taking action shots, the morality and legality of vigilantism—huh

Tim found out peter was the one photographing Spiderman, he thought he finally found someone like him, someone who’s invested in vigilantes and photographing (stalking) them, he’s over the moon for it, they share photography (stalking, on Tim’s part) tips

Peter thought his friend was really passionated (obsessed) with vigilantes, a fanboy, he teases Tim about it, and sputtered when Tim retaliated with his Spiderman obsession. Tim’s a Gothamite, its normal to be obsessed with the Bats.

[space for you to go with & or / with their relationship]

*the reveal*

Tim: YOU’RE SPIDERMAN????

Peter: I’m sorry I kept it from you I—

Tim: YOU’RE NOT SPIDERMAN’S STALKER??

Peter: I— wait…what?

Tim:

Peter:

Tim:

Peter: yk I thought you’d be more hung up on me being a vigilante than the pictures

[miraculousbohemian]

i'm so fucking tired of heteros ffs GIVE ME PEGGYNAT

also natasha in this entire episode is just *gay yearning* for a certain Brit

Melina just goes slipping shit like "ah go for her left knee she fucked it up in third grade" LIKE MA'AM.

WANDA?! WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA

[kaysteahouse]

Mcu Steve Rogers is so insanely queer it enrages me

"I'd figure I'd wait...for the right partner."

"Kinda hard to find someone with shared life experience."

"Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky."

Stf up and go kiss your best friend

[imposterogers]

I say this as someone who has no love for mcu tony but endgame was so anti found family that they had tony talk to his emotionally distant absent sperm donor instead of the man (jarvis) that raised him, and who tony missed SO much when he died that he created an entire artificial intelligence based on him so that he could talk to him again