#meanwhile when its winter i DONT shut up

[satsuha]

summerrr........ its not over in my heart...... (says this every year)

[cherrythepuppet]

Guys Night Never Ends Well

Me and @trashcanplant made this at like 10 at night, Antoni and Grover belong to them too!

Penny was being watched by Dandy due to Poppy wanting some time to herself but Dandy and the girls were planning to have a girls night

Bad news. Penny would be alone which she hates

Good news. The boys are having a boys night in Antoni's pizzeria which is next door! So if Penny needs anything she'll call for them

Dandy set Penny in the baby play pen and put a blanket over her as she slept peacefully with her face stuck to a peice of paper

Julie got Dandy then all the other girls before they left leaving Dandy's shop peaceful and quiet

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The two hours of Penny sleeping is up and she's begging to be released from the baby prison in the other shop

But nobody came cause the whole neighborhood is having their respective night, The guys start playing music over Penny's screaming

She's still screaming the guys turn the music up louder until they hear nothing, Wally begins staring at the wall “I hear something in the walls” he told them

“Is it the rats?” Antoni asked “…Antoni your pizzeria shouldn’t have rats.” Frank sighed "The rats are probably from Dandy's side" Howdy said "Dandy is terrified of rats though-" Antoni replied

“Well, we should probably hire a cat Fer this mouse problem, ay, Toni?” Barnaby chuckled “My name is Antoni, Not Toni, dog!” Antoni shouted

Suddenly the screaming stops. Two things happened, Penny either fall asleep or escaped the baby play pen “ITS ANTONI’S HOUSE HE SHOULD CHECK!” Eddie exclaimed

“NO WAY AM I DOING THAT! ITS GROVERS SISTER, HE SHOULD CHECK!” Antoni shouted “SHES NOT MY SISTER! FRANK, GET OUT THERE!” Grover yelled

"FRANKLY I DONT SEE WHY IT SHOULD BE ME! BARNABY’S THE ONE THAT KNOWS HER ATTACKS!" Frank shouted back "I AINT DEALIN' WITH A SCREAMING PENN!" Barnaby protested

After some debate Wally ends up going to check. Penny stuffed a pillow under the blankets to make it look like someone's there

Once the door opened she escaped over to Antoni's side, the lights flicked until they shut off and when they turned back on

Barnaby’s on the floor covered in ketchup and refusing to get up. They try calling the girls or anyone but the phones are dead. The doors are locked. There's no escape

Meanwhile Poppy is knitting a sweater for Penny, She is unaware of the screams of Horror while the girls just assume it's guy activities and they're all laughing or something

Franks the next to go, crying on the floor because his guys night bow tie is ripped and covered in ketchup

Eddie is the third to be 'Killed'. His hat has bite marks on it along with ketchup all over it

Howdy goes next, tripped over Eddie’s hat and is now covered in ketchup while Antoni hopes Penny doesn’t find his marinara cause if he gets the restaurant covered in it again Dandy will take away his Parmesan privileges

Wally is next. Laying on the ground contorted and covered in marinara sauce and pepperoins in his hair, Grover and Antoni are left

Antoni wields himself with a spatula while Grover checks the dark corners. “Red Robin-“ he starts the jingle

A giggle comes from the ceiling "Yum!" Penny exclaimed before jumping off the ceiling and landing on Antoni's back

Antoni's scream was cut off, Grover slowly turned around and saw Antoni laying on the ground "Jesus Penn-" Griver paused

"Although the winter...May bring the world..." Penny quietly sang with a few giggles for that creepy horror effect

Grover looks at his friends on the ground, everyone is trying not to laugh cause they’re dead, covered in sauces, Frank is still crying

Suddenly the door opened and now Poppy’s at the pizzeria “Hello? BAWK BAWK BAWK!!” And she faints Upon seeing everyone acting dead

"Poppy!" Penny runs towards Poppy completely forgetting about going after Grover and now focused on Poppy "SHE'S DEAD?!"

Grover takes this opportunity to yoink Penny and start running to Poppy’s barn. “YOU DO THAT AGAIN I WILL BE SO ANGRY WITCHA, PENN!” he yelled at her

Penny starts acting feral and tries to bite Grover "LET ME GO! I NEED TO MAKE SURE SHE'S ALRIGHT!" Penny yelled back

“SHES FINE, JUST SHOCKED CAUSE YA KILLED EVERYONE! MURDER AINT OKAY!” "YOU LEFT ME ALONE! NOW RELEASE ME!" Penny bites his finger

Grover tossed her into the barn and runs back to get Poppy, Penny tries escaping but can't so she just locks herself in her room destroying it as well

After a while she curls up into a little ball in the corner with her knees up to her chest sobbing into her knees "I'm sorry...I didn't want to be alone...I didn't want to be alone" She whispered.....

[salumiserafina789]

Last post for the yeaaaar is a follow up to this one!

jul and alex on volume 2: - jul: [adam shows up] damn why he looking kinda fine tho - 'press f to pay respects to sun getting rejected' - they freaked out at the dance part - jul: i rarely ship hetero ships, but thIS- jul and alex on volume 3: - 'oh thats a dark opening... i like it' - 'did you know team sun is based off of a kpop group?' 'wAIT WHAT-' - jul cried at the arkos conversation. i dont blame her. - sun: [finger guns in blake's direction] blake: [blushes] jul: sHIT SHIT SHIT REWIND - qrow: [shows up] them: ooooOOOOOO- - during the fight: 'theyre destroying so much school property!' - they have now heard the questions that bring half the fandom to its knees: 'what's your favorite fairytale?' 'do you believe in destiny?' and they have seen the ~maple leaves~ - us: finishes ep8 me: ok so after this, all hell breaks loose and there's more trauma for the rest of the volume. want to finish it next year? jul: normally, when the episodes cause me this much trauma, i'd just stop for the rest of the night and watch again tomorrow... i want to watch it now - me: 'you know its time to panic when even ozpin is panicking' alex: 'oH SHIT-' - jul: velvet's accent gives me joy - alex (this is literally what she put in the chat): dont tell me that pyrrah fucking dies i hate it here shes too perfect i bet theres something bad gonna happen. oh god. lourdes, who is an up-to-date rwby fan (also what she put in the chat: nah, thats too much. the whole show will go brr - ~meanwhile, in dm~ ✨ Lourdes ✨ PHI HAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING HAHAHAHHAHAA THEY WILL BE EVEN MORE BROKEN, IM SO EXCITED HAHAHAHA IM LIVID ✨ Phi ✨ HAHAHAHA ✨ Lourdes ✨ I ASCEND AS I CAN RLEATE TO THEM SO MUCH JSJSJSJ ✨ Phi ✨ RIGHT RIGHT SFIUBRIUGBEIURT ✨ Lourdes ✨ SOEFRDS SHUSHHHHH WUDGSIHUGEYFD ✨ Phi ✨ "oh man is she gonna die" ✨ Lourdes ✨ HEHEHHEHEHEHEHE ✨ Phi ✨ HAHAHAHA ✨ Lourdes ✨ I EVIL LAUGH ✨ Phi ✨ THIS IS WHAT WE TELL NEW FANS ✨ Lourdes ✨ WKEIURYGFHBDE WE GIVE THEM FALSE HOPE HWEWEW ✨ Phi ✨ "U ARE WEAK AND THE VYTAL FESTIVAL IS COMING FOR YOU" ✨ Lourdes ✨ HAHAHAHAHHHA NOH?! IM SORRY MY FELLOW FRIENDS, BUT YOU GUYS TOO SHALL FALL WITH US ✨ Phi ✨ YEAH HAHAHHA - they were alluding the seasons to team rwby - amity's artificial biomes: show up alex, a genshiner: WOAH DOMAIN lourdes, a genshiner: DENDRO AND ELECTRO - coco: shows up allyza, also a current rwby fan: its the maam! miss maam you are awesome - [during the coco & yatsuhashi vs emerald & mercury match] alex: Jesus Christ the geyser - [during the winter and weiss convo abt their semblance] alex: thank you big sister, you go girl also alex: DUDE SHE HAS CHONGYUN POWER - (about weiss) alex: she is broke,,, cant she just use her semblance to make shaved ice,,, sell it and shit - [during the match with team fnki] alex: whats this music, i love the jazz me: its called rwby vs fnki alex: dammit thank you, i love me: ill send links to the ost later alex: ngl i kinda want team fnki to win tho - ozpin and the squad: [explaining maiden shit to pyrrha] jul: fuck i hate it here - me and lourdes, continuously: just watch jullia: "just watch" maam we are anxious - [ep 7 i think] me: lets play a game called the plot is starting u should be terrified me: do you remember this match lourdes :> me: oopsie here comes the beginnig of the end - alex, about cinder: manipulative mfer,,, but shes so pretty, i hate it jul: you love women who throw up red flags - [the amber vs cinder, emerald & mercury fight] alex: JESUS CHRIST alex: THE EYES alex: THATS SCARY alex: THIS IS A CHILDE BOSS TYPE OF BEAT - ironwood: [informing team rwby that yang has been disqualified, explaining seeing things on the battlefield etc] jul SHUT UP MR GENERAL jul: MR KEEPING YOUR ROBOT DAUGHTER A SECRET me: ok so fun fact in the manga she actually does see him as a father figure jul: o.o - alex called torchwick a 'budget version chuuya' - we will continue to chapter 10 on january 2 :> - and they said ozpin has the most death flags :>

Happy New Year everyone!! I hope you all get to do the things you want and need to, stay safe!

[moistmailman]

Babysitter AU

Pyrrha, holding a 7 year old Weiss and Ruby in her arms: Look guys, can you at least try and get along today? For me?

Weiss, whining: But she's eating too many cookies!

Ruby, mouth full of cookies: No I'm not!

Weiss: Yes you are! You're getting crumbs everywhere!

Ruby, in fact, spitting out crumbs: Am not!

Weiss: Are too!

Ruby: Am not!

Weiss: Are too!

Ruby: IM NOT!

Weiss: ARE TOO!

Pyrrha, sighing: Look, why do you even care if Ruby eats too many cookies in the first place?

Weiss: Because the dunce might get a stomach ache if she eats too many!

Pyrrha:....so? Why do you care?

Weiss, awkwardly: Well because.....her tummy will hurt.

Pyrrha, smiling:.......

Weiss: W-what?

Pyrrha, cooing: Awww, are you worried about your friend Ruby?

Weiss, blushing: W-what?!

Pyrrha: You actually care about her, don't you?

Weiss, blushing more: N-no! I-its just that she is going to cry loudly of her tummy hur— H-HEY!

Ruby, hugging Weiss: AWWW! I CARE ABOUT YOU TOO, WEISSY!

Weiss, blushing: G-get off my, you dunce! Who d-do you think you are hugging me! Unhand me now!

Ruby, hugging tighter: But I wanna hug you!!!!!

Weiss: Ew! Gross. You're getting cookie crumbs everywhere! L-let go! P-pyrrha, help me!

Pyrrha: *giggles loudly*

Weiss, whining: PYRRRRRHA!

*a knock is heard at the door*

Pyrrha: Ope, I think that might be one of your sisters to pick you up. Be right back. *Stands up and leaves the room*

Weiss, trying to break free: Pyrrha! Come back here and help me! Pyrrha! PYRRHA!

Ruby, still hugging: Theres nothing wrong with hugging, Weissy!

Weiss: D-dont call me that!

Pyrrha, opening her door: Hello?

*Pyrrha opens the door to find a tall and older woman with white hair and piercing blue eyes, standing in an authority like stance*

Pyrrha, smiling: Oh, hello Winter.

Winter, bowing respectfully: Hello, Pyrrha. I hope your evening has been well.

Pyrrha, nodding: Oh it's been great. Thanks for asking.

Winter: Well that's fantastic. I assume my sister hasn't been giving you a hard time?

Pyrrha, chuckling: Oh heavens no. She's been an angel; maybe a little crabby though. But other than that, she's been fine.

Winter: Thats great to hear. Thanks for watching her by. You know, I really appreciate you being such a kind and sweet babysitter to my sister.

Pyrrha, modestly: Oh it's nothing to thank me for. I'm just doing what any other baby sitter would do.

Winter, chuckling: Thats honestly hard to believe. Weiss talks about you all the time. Talking about how sweet and amazing you are. She tells me how you are teaching her about spelling and other subjects. You are going beyond what a regular baby sitter would. And I really appreciate it. Thank you.

Pyrrha, smiling: No seriously, you don't need to thank me. Having Weiss around is always a pleasure. She's a bright and very sweet girl, even if her previous babysitter called her a brat all the time.

Winter: Well I'm still gonna. In fact, I think you deserve a little something too.

Pyrrha: What do you mean?

Winter, smiling: I have these reservations to this this beautiful restaurant, and I want to take you with me. It's for the golden clam.

Pyrrha, eyes widening: The Golden Clam? W-what? B-but that place is so expensive, Winter. I can't accept that.

Winter, smiling: But I want you too. You deserve it.

Pyrrha, slightly blushing: I-I don't k-know. T-this seems too much.

Winter: I promise that it's nothing, okay? I'm not even spending that much money. Now come on and let me award you for being such a great babysitter.

Pyrrha, hesitatingly:.....are you sure?

Winter: Yes, positive.

Pyrrha:......o-okay. I'll go.

Winter, smiling: Great. You won't regret it. I promise. The reservation is for this Friday night.

Pyrrha, nodding: Great. I can't wai— wait, this Friday night?

Winter: Yes, this Friday. Is there a problem?

Pyrrha, guiltily: Oh Winter, Im so sorry but I can't make it this Friday. I'm going to a concert with Yang.

Winter, gritting her teeth from the mentioned of the blond:......Yang you say? You're going to a concert with Yang?

Pyrrha: Yeah. She asked me this morning when she dropped Ruby off, apparently she had an extra ticket and gave it to me to not waste it.

Winter: Oh really? Well, isn’t that.....nice.....hmm.....so is it just going to be you two, or....

Pyrrha: Just us.

Winter: Wow, just you two? Man, that's....so she just so happened to had another ticket, huh? Isn’t that.....convenient.

Pyrrha: Yeah, I guess it is.

Winter, still gritting her teeth: Well that's just......wonderful.

Pyrrha:......Winter, are you alright?

Winter: Hmm? Me? Oh yeah, I'm fine. I'm all dandy. Don't worry.

Pyrrha: Oh okay. I really am sorry about this by the way. I feel really bad.

Winter: No no no, don't feel bad. I'm okay. I promise.

Pyrrha: If you say so. Anyway, allow me go get your sister for you. Be right back. *Enters her apartment*

Winter, growling under her breath: God damn it Xiao-Long! You little piece of—

???: Is that Winty I see?

Winter, under her breath: God damn it.

*Winter turns to see a tall buxom blonde swaying her way towards her with a smirk on*

Winter, annoyed: Hello Yang.

Yang, pouting: Awww, what's wrong, Winty? *Gasp* oh wait. I know that look anywhere. You just got rejected, didn't ya?

Winter, gritting her teeth: Shut up.

Yang: Man, that gotta suck now, doesn't it? So, what did you ask her out to?

Winter, sighing: If you just know....I had two reservations to....the Golden Clam.

Yang, laughing: Oh you gotta be shitting me! You must’ve wasted so much money!

Winter, gritting her teeth while trying to calm down:.......

Yang: You gotta be so pissed right now! So how does it feel, knowing that I have a date with Pyrrha? It's an awesome concert too. Does that bother you? Huh? Does it piss you off? Huh?

Winter, internally: Just ignore her. She's nothing to you. Don't let her get under your skin.

Yang: Hey, are you listening? Are you pissed? You look pissed? You look really pissed? Hey? Hey? Hey—

Winter, stomping: Okay, listen here you little harlot!

Yang: Oh ho ho ho~ I think you're mad.

Winter: I swear to God, Yang!

Yang: Why are you even after Pyrrha anyway? You're much older than her.

Winter: Im only 4 years older!

Yang, looking Winter up and down:......really?

Winter: Oh you lit—

Pyrrha, starting to walk out with Weiss: And here she is!

Winter, feigning excitement: —tle one right here. There you are, Weiss! *Ruffles Weiss's hair*

Pyrrha: Oh, hey Yang.

Yang, smiling: Heya, P money. Excited for the concert?

Pyrrha: I sure am. I'm sure it will be grand.

Yang: Me too. I was just telling Winter about it actually.

Pyrrha: Really?

Winter, smiling: Yep, she sure was. Hey, if you don't mind me asking, what concert are you going to?

Pyrrha: Oh it's uhm....*starts snapping fingers* Shoot, what was they called again?

Yang: The Achieve-Men. They're great, and sold out as well. So no one will be able to get in now. Nobody. *smirks*

Winter: *Growls under her breath*

Yang: Oh, and got front rows seat as well.

Pyrrha, nodding: Thas right. Seat 6 and 7 I believe?

Yang, nodding: Corecto, p money. So these seats are totally AMAZING! It's a shame you can't show up, Winter. Since you know....it's sold out.

Winter, clenching her fist: Yeah... It's a real....shame.....anyway, I gotta go. I'll see you tomorrow, Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: O-oh. You're leaving? O-okay. Bye.

Winter, picking up Weiss: Goodbye. *Starts to leave*

Yang, smiling: Well anyway, I'm here for the Rubster.

Pyrrha: Hmm? Oh, right. I'll be right back.

Winter, walking away: Hmm.... Seats six and seven huh?

Weiss, being carried: What?

Winter, smiling: Nothing, snowflake. *Pulls out scroll and dials a number in it before calling someone*.......hey Klein? I need a favor? Can you do some....research about a certain sold out concerts? I need to know who bought a certain ticket to it......great, thanks.

*days later, Friday night at the concert*

Yang, smiling: So, are you excited?

Pyrrha, smiling: Yeah, I kinda am. I've never been to a concert before.

Yang: Well I hope your first time will be unforgetta— wait, what the hell?!

Pyrrha, turning: Wha— Winter?

Winter, walking over to them: Hello you two. What are you doi— wait, are these your seats?

Yang, annoyed: Yeah! Remember, Pyrrha told you?

Winter: She did? Hmm, I must've forgetten.

Pyrrha: How did you get in here? I thought it was sold out.

Winter: Oh I pulled a few strings. Nothing too special. But hey, isn't this cool? I'm going to hang out with you two.

Pyrrha, smiling: Well that’s nice. Isn’t it, Yang?

Yang, gritting her teeth: Yeah, it's so....amazing!

*meanwhile*

Coco, on the phone: No Velvs, you don't understand! This rich chick walked up to me and paid me 20 grand for my concert ticket! Isn't that amazing?!.....I don't know how she I had a concert ticket. Who cares! I got 20 grand!

[bssaz97]

Great here’s one to combat jaune’s growing sadness and depression ruby and the others have decided to make jaune a “happy room” with the sole purpose to make jaune happy and smile but jaune being the sad boi he is doesn’t want to use it which leads to an awkward situation where the girls have to literally drag jaune there kicking and screaming thank you for reading this have an awesome day

The Happy Place

Jaune: Guys where are we going? And why do I need to be blindfolded?

Ruby: You’ll see soon enough. And no peeking otherwise that’ll ruin the surprise.

Nora: Alright here we are!

Jaune could hear one of them opening a door and then feels one of them pull him inside. Once he assumed was inside of the room Jaune heard the sound of the door being shut.

Ruby: Ok, now you can take the blindfold off!

Jaune does as instructed and takes off the blindfold with relative ease. When the darkness of the blindfold is removed his eyes begin to focus on the environment around him. When his vision is back to focus, he sees that it was not only Ruby and Nora in the room with him, but Ren, Oscar, Yang, Weiss, and Blake too.

Everyone: Surprise!

Ruby: What do you think?

Jaune: .....what am I supposed to be looking at here?

Nora: The room silly.

Jaune starts looking side to side and started to notice a certain amount of detail that had been put into this room. Specially things he sees are a stack of comics, a gaming setup, various action figures, various posters, and even a bubble chair. This room looked like an ideal place for a young man to relax in. Which begs the question.

Jaune: What’s this all about? I mean I get it’s a cool looking room but that doesn’t really explain what this surprise is about.

Weiss: *rubs face* Oh for the love of-Ruby, can you explain the purpose of this room to him please? I don’t wish to ruin the moment by playing 20 questions.

Ruby: Ok... Jaune, we’ve had this idea for awhile and now that it seems like we’ll be here for awhile, we all put some effort into making this room for you. *arms gestures to the entire room, even doing a little twirl*

Jaune: .....you all made this room...for me?

Ren: That’s correct. We know that we’re not used to being in one place for too long as of late so to help with this, we’ve put in the effort to making a room for you to relax in when you feel the need to wind down.

Yang: Or if you’re down in the dumps or stressed, you can come here and take your mind off of things.

Blake: Plus we’ve taken the liberty of placing some snacks you may like.

That said, Blake opens up a pantry that has various snacks (chips, cookies, and cereal boxes, etc.) Weiss also kneels down time open up a mini fridge with various types of drinks (bottled water, sodas, and juice, etc.)

Weiss: With refreshments.

Oscar: We’ve asked Ironwood to also add free CCT connection in here so that you can contact any of us in case you want any company. Basically what we decided to call this as-

Nora: Jaune’s Happy Room!

Ruby: So....what do think? *She and everyone gave big smiles*

Jaune: .....Wow. This is.....great! I mean wow, I can’t believe you guys...did this.

Nora: Yeah! We spent a lot of time and lien to pay for all the stuff in here for you to enjoy so you can go nuts whenever you feel like.

Jaune: .....REALLY? That’s amazing guys I’m so...touched.

Ruby: Alright well now that you have seen the room, why not try it out for a bit?

Jaune: *Nods* Sure...that sounds great! I really appreciate this guys. *Sits down in bubble chair* Already like it so far...

Ruby: *Giggles* Ok come on everyone let’s give him some time to enjoy himself a bit. Oh! But before I forget! *Petal bursts to a calendar on the wall* For every time you get in here, please mark on the calendar and survey sheet here so that we can see how much the room is helping or what we can improve about it.

Jaune: Ok...sounds good.

Nora: Have fun Fearless Leader! *waves*

Jaune: See you later *waves weakly*

Once the door shut, Jaune could hear the footsteps of the others walking away from the door. When he could no longer hear the footsteps, he got up from his chair and looked around him and frowned. Without a another word Jaune went to the calendar and marked today’s date and wrote on the survey (writing down that he had been there for four hours) then dropped the pen. Jaune walks over to the door and opens the door then leaves.

Two Weeks Later...

Jaune is at the training room where he was training against a sparring drone, he had the drone set to the second highest difficulty and it was really bringing him to his limit.

Jaune: Ok. ‘breathe’ you git this Jaune! Alright let’s go! *charges at the drone* HAAA!

*BZZZZZT!*

Jaune: *Stops charging* Huh?

The drone returns to its default stance and powers down. Then the entire training room powers down and concluded the training session.

Jaune: What the heck?! Why did the simulation turned off! It’s not even 2:00 in the afternoon!

Ruby: ‘Ahem!’

Jaune turns around to look behind him and sees that Ruby along with Yang, Nora and Weiss. However they did not look to be in a good mood.

Jaune: Uh, hey girls...what’s up?

Weiss: Oh don’t you ‘what’s up’ us, not after what you’ve been doing!

Jaune: ...What have I been doing?

Yang: Ruby show him.

Ruby: Jaune Arc you have been recording false information on your time in the Happy Room. In fact you haven’t spent ANY time in the room!

Jaune: What are you talking about...I spend time there, Nora you’ve seen me go there!

Nora: I wanted to believe you. But you broke mah heart Jaune. You BROKE MAH HEART!

Jaune: Girls come on. Why would I lie about going into the room? Besides I have been in the room, maybe spent not as much time as you all may want but I have been there! And I use it, the entry proves it.

Ruby: Maybe...but there’s one flaw in your explanation.

Jaune: ...And that is?

Ruby: *Leans in* The gaming monitor keep track of the amount of time you’ve used it, all the comics are untouched, and ALL the snacks and drinks are all unopened.

Jaune: .....Ok fine! I haven’t been using the room, I’m sorry! I just-I feel like you guys are treating me like a kid! All the stuff in there is what a teenage boy would like!

Yang: Jaune we didn’t make that room to make fun of you, we did it because we care about you! Look...nobody wanted to say it but I’m saying it. You have a problem Jaune, and like or not all that depression and stress is going to hurt you in the long run. Our Dad went down this road and it didn’t do him any good by just ignoring the problem!

Ruby: Jaune please, we’re asking you as friends. Use the room, because we care about you!

Jaune: *sad face* .....Girls I....I’m sorry I didn’t know that it meant so much to you.

Nora: Well it does! So are you going to use the room now.

Jaune: Yes, yes, I’ll use the room now. I can’t guarantee that I will use it often but...I’ll try.

Weiss: That’s all we ask.

Two Days Later...

Nora: FEARLESS LEADER LET GO OF THE COLUMN!!

After not even attempting to go into the room, the girls and boys of RWBY and (J)NPR took it upon themselves to drag Jaune into the room and force him to spend time in the room. Which lead to the current situation of Jaune holding onto one of Atlas’s column beams for dear life.

Jaune: NO! I DON’T WANNA!

Weiss: JAUNE MILES ARC YOU ARE GOING INTO THAT ROOM! WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT!

Jaune: NO!

Ren: JAUNE YOU’RE ACTING LIKE A CHILD!

Jaune: THEN LET ME GO!

Blake: THIS IS RIDICULOUS! IT’S JUST A ROOM JAUNE, IT’S NOT GOING TO KILL YOU!

Jaune: IT MIGHT AS WELL!

Ruby: VOMIT BOY IF YOU DONT LET GO THIS INSTANT YOU LOSE YOUR ‘THIGHS’ PRIVILEGES FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH!

Jaune: !!! *Lets go and drops to the ground* Oof!

Ruby: Now’s our chance guys! PULL!

Jaune: *Getting dragged away* NOOO!! YOU TRICKED ME!

Meanwhile...

Ironwood walks down a hallway with Winter, Penny, Qrow, and Clover in tow.

Ironwood: So how’s the progression of Amnity Tower doing?

Winter: The progression is promising but the resistance from Robyn Hill’s end is starting to catch on.

Clover: General, I can try to talk to her again sir if you want.

Ironwood: That won’t be necessary, once we finish the tower the public will know about its purpose and all will be well.

Qrow: Surprised you still have optimism when you’ve got almost everyone in the Atlesian Council wanting your figurative head.

Ironwood: I can assure you Qrow, everything I have invested in will bring promise and hope not only to Atlas but humanity as a whole.

Jaune: I DON’T WANNA GO TO THE HAPPY ROOM! DON’T TAKE ME THERE!

The group turns their heads down the left hall where they see RWBY and (J)NPR drag Jaune Arc down the corridor.

Jaune: YOU’RE KILLING ME I TELL YOU! YOU’RE KILLING ME!

Eventually the screaming leader leaves the line of sight of Ironwood’s group.

Winter: .....

Clover: .....

Penny: .....Oh what fun they must be having!

Qrow: It’s times like this that make me wish I didn’t toss away my flask.

Ironwood: ....Winter, remind me to check again EXACTLY what Miss Rose meant by investing in a...recreational environment for Mr. Arc.

Winter: Duly noted sir.....

-Fin-

Hope you guys liked this new post, this one was a great one to write and originally was going to be more angsty than I thought but I like the way this turned out. Talk to you all later! Stay safe and be careful!

[captain-of-the-roses]

Weird things Me and Dad said while talking about RWBY:

Dad: Here's my theory.

Me: Take two.

Dad: Ruby. Silver eyes. Summer realizes this and goes to Ozpin. Ozpin tells Summer about Jinn.

Me: So Summer and Raven join forces?

Dad: Not unlikely. Raven would want something in return tho.

Me: Raven is like "Ya ok but what do I get out of this" and Summer goes "You'll get answers." And Raven says "Sounds sus but ok."

Dad: Ya. So they go to Mistral, open the vault, ask Jinn about why Silver eyes are being hunted, and get their answer.

Me: Raven just nopes out of there like "I ain't ever going back" while Summer goes "Welp. Time to get myself killed."

Dad: Ya, probably. Raven leaves and Summer tries to Kamahamaha Salem with her silver eyes but dies trying.

Dad: Winter is going to kill Ironwood. Sword right through the throat.

Dad: Teah brought something up earlier-

Me: Was it the taco thing?

Mom: Taco thing?

Dad: It was not the taco thing.

Me: Oscar uses the staff and says "Spooky Spooky give us back the husband" to bring back Ozma. "Please help we have your wife and we don't know what to do with her we are sorry."

Dad: If anyone hurts a hair on Penny's head I will kill everyone and them myself.

Dad: Kill off Qrow. And Robynn. Just for the shock value.

Me: Do it infront of the kids, cause they see him as a father figure.

Dad: Yes. Do it at the end. Right after Salem is purged of her Grimm self by the silver eyes-

Me: -if the group is smart enough to figure that out-

Dad: -and have it happen unexpectedly.

Me: Do it right at the end of the volume. Have everyone's shocked faces and then cut off the season. Have Raven and Tai and Zwei portal in to and watch Qrow die. The Happy Huntresses are there for Robynn.

Mom: No! Dont kill off Qrow.

Me: Or wait for Qrow to die. Do it after Vacuo when he's adopted CFVY and the Beacon students there.

Dad: No, because, as much as I love Qrow, he's had his arc now its death time. Just have the fandom cannibalize itself.

Dad: Ozpin is hiding much more then we know. He knows too much.

Me: Is that part of the reason why he lied about the no more lies amd halftruths things? Because he knew Yang and everyone else was keeping lies and telling half truths?

Dad: Yes!

Me: Listen, Robynn has fingerless gloves. Who else has fingerless gloves? Coco and Yang. What do Yang and Coco have in common? Theyre both lesbians. Therefore, Robynn is Lesbian.

Mom: I still headcanon they are both bi.

Me: Robynn litteraly runs an army of women, Mom.

Dad: Alright, I'm not gonna interfere with your shipper logic.

Dad: I headcanon Hot Chocolate was invented during the Great War and the King of Vale tried it and was all like "This is good. I'm gonna drink it for the rest of my life." And when he was put into Ozpin Ozpin was "I have the sudden urge for Hot Chocolate."

Me: Poor Oscar.

Me: I still like your theory that Oscar has a mimicry semblance.

Dad: If they don't unlock Oscar's semblance as the ability to act as someone else and no one says "Give this man an award" I will riot.

Dad: Oz is going to have his ideal happy ending, right? What does he want most in the world? Death.

Me: Ooh, fun.

Me: I never understood why heroes do the motivational speech. Like, if someone went up to me and said "Hey wanna fight an evil organization and stop the end of the world for the good of humanity" I would be like "No thanks." But if someone came up to me and said "Wanna go fight a guy?" I would immediatly say yes.

Dad: See, that's the same thing. You just worded it differently. You got to appeal to your audience. In any case, Ruby isnt going to be able to unite humanity against Salem. Salem, however, could do something so bad that humanity turns agaisnt her without leadership. Because when someone gives a motivational speech there is always that one person that goes "BuT wHaT iF-" or when the fight begins someone says "wElL aCtUaLlY-" like no shut up.

Dad: Salem is going to be taken care of this season, and Cinder will go in Volume 9. The bad guy if Volume 10, in Vale, with be the Brothers.

Me: Figures.

Me: The staff of creation just summons a bunch of ghosts in suits discussing how to take down Salem.

Dad: a staff meeting, ha!

Me: Like Summer and Pyrrha are there in suits-

Dad: And all of the Oz incarnations. Just like "you got them in your head to?" "Yep." "Same."

Me: Do you think after they free Salem of her Grimm self she'll join the gang?

Dad: No-

Me: That's sad.

Me: *trying to explain the Oz timeline and where the Infinite Man fits in*

Dad: *nodding in obvious confusion*

Dad: Did Ozma 2.0 and Salem have a son?

Me: Diggs and Salem had four daughters. One for each season. Spring, Winter, Summer, Fall. Color coordinated and everything.

Dad: They arent going to have a happily ever after. What's going to happen is the brothers are going to view humanity as a disaster. With 3 out of 4 of the nations being in ruin, they won't see humanity as being united even if everyone worked together to defeat the final boss. So they are going to let Oz and Salem die and then send RWBY, JNPR, CFVY, ect. back to before Salem went batshit crazy-

Me: The first time or Atlas?

Dad: The first time. So they are going to stop Salem from jumping into craziness. Get it, because she jumped into the pools-

Me: I get it.

Dad: It wont be a HAPPY happy ending but there is no saving Remnant. It was a punishment anyways and Salem already won.

Me: Why cant they just put Atlas on top of the Pools of Grimm?

Dad: Because then Salem will have a giant flying castle.

Me: She already has a castle. And she has a flying whale Grimm. Just put the castle on top of the whale and BOOM! Flying castle.

Dad: I still think Jaune's sword is the Sword of Destruction. Nothing in this show happens without purpose.

Me: No, everything has a purpose, just some things get forgotten and/or ignored.

Me: The group is going to be those parents that when their kid says they don't want to do homework go "When I was your age-"

Dad: Like "When I was your age I stopped an evil monster!"

Me: "I killed my Collage Professor's evil ex wife!" Nora is going to be telling her and Ren's kids the battle of Atlas. "We were alone facimg against an army of Grimm!"

Dad: Its going to play out as Nora telling the group the Beowulf story with Ren correcting her. "We were hopelessly outnumbered." "We weren't." "Surrounded by an army of Beowulfs." "There were two."

Me: "The middle of the night!" "It was the afternoon."

Dad: Ren just resigns himself to spending his life correcting Nora's story telling.

Me: She's telling her kids stories-

Dad: And Ren is just in the kitchen making tea.

Me: Nora goes "Our teacher's wife invaded mantle with thousands of Grimm! The Jellyfish were invading Mantle!" "They were floating in the sky." "We were farther apart then ever-"

Dad: "We were a block away."

Me: "The General.... Was Ironwooding." The rest of the group comes over with their kids. Nora is screaming about the story and Ruby and Yang join in. Ren and Weiss correcting them.

Dad: Blake is in the corner drinking tea.

Me: She looks up and goes "This is great tea." Meanwhile Ren is still busy correcting Nora.

Dad: "But they didnt know we had a secret weapon... A 20 foot laser eyed robot!" "She was 4' 8""

Me: Oscar comes over one day and says "Remember that one time I was shot off Atlas by James and fell and broke my aura falling down to Mantle." And everyone is like no??? Cause with the way things are going, he's not going to tell them.

Dad: Qrow is just upstairs banging his cane on the ground like "Keep it down I'm trying to sleep!"

Me: I love how we assume Qrow lives with them.

Dad: Of course he does. Where else would he stay?

Me: Tai.

Dad: Qrow is that old nuisance who lives with them.

Me: He's an old bird half the time just chilling on everyone's shoulders. How would the rest of the group be paired up? The only canon ship we got is Renora.

Dad: What Salem did with bringing back Ozma was essentially the 'Go to ask Dad. Dad gave you an answer you did not like. Go to Mom. Mom says yes. Parents start fighting and punish the kid."

Me: If Salem had gone to the younger brother, or in this case, mom, she wouldve gotten what she wanted and there would be a war on the Brother's hands cause the older couldn't punish Salem and could only argue against the younger.

[imagine-band-of-brothers]

Are requests still open? If so, could you do. A fluff imagine with Joe leibgott when they came across a french girl in need of saving from German's trying to take her. And he basically does the "love-at-first-sight" and protected her all the way to the safe point, then convincing winters to be able to transfer her with them somehow, teaching her how to shoot. All the time she has trouble with english. (Sorry, if this seems very pushy, i dont mean it to be)

in my heart, i’ll carry you - part one

So you requested this seven years ago and my grubby lil fingers are just now typing it??? I, Bri -my kink is buturing the english language and using punctuation incorrectly - anna sincerely apologize! <3 This is also only the first part (it got kinda long and i figured it deserved my full attention and so i should probably split it up so i can do the whole request justice because like it’s such a fun idea, and i am just here for it.) 

(also i don’t know french, okay? I live in iowa, like, i barely know english.)

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He was by himself when he found - stumbled - upon her. He’d just wanted a break from the bodies and the praying and the wreckage. And he didn’t even really see her at first, just heard that somber devastating sob echoing throughout the courtyard. The awful melody of war. And it’s not like he’d been looking for trouble, and he definitely wasn’t trying to save anything, he wasn’t - he wasn’t that kind of guy.

But when he saw her his heart stopped, like honest to god stopped. Like in a needs resuscitation kind of way, in a not coming back, in a never be the same kind of way, and it wasn’t like he was in love or anything, because truth be told he wasn’t - he wasn't that kind of guy. 

Her eyes were wide and soot covered her cheeks, staining the probably once porcelain skin a disturbing charcoal. If he hadn’t been clad in army green, rusty gun-metal knives, and angsty bullshit, he swore he would have reached over and wiped it away. But his hands had been dirty then, caked in mud and rubble. Dried blood permeated under his nail bed, and while Lieb didn’t know much about women, he knew, war or not, she wouldn’t have wanted them anywhere near her.

A collection of blonde strands stuck to her forehead courtesy of sweat and fatigue. He sees a hint of smudged red and well, he knows exactly what that is.

Lieb’s not smart,, not even a little bit, but, he would be willing to bet good american money that if her hair had been washed and styled it would’ve been the silkiest fucking thing in the world.

Hell, he’d bet if there wasn’t a goddamn war going on she’d be the poster perfect girl-next-door, the one who liked to be home by eight, who only placed chaste kisses on the cheek after the third date, and Lieb, well, he isn’t into that. He liked a girl that bit back. And he didn’t even really like blonde hair, he’d always preferred red hair. It reminded him of fire, and heat, and his first heartbreak, and his childhood and the summer he’d split his knee open so many times trying to learn to ride his bike. 

And, well, truth be told, Lieb liked to be burned.

But this girl, well she was soft and her bottom lip had been split right down the middle. Red dotted the splintered cracks of her dried skin. The blood didn’t drip down her chin or anything, it wasn’t that kind of wound. Instead it had settled on her skin and made itself seen, proclaimed its presence loudly. The burgeoning seam of a hundred jagged lines. Less neat, more complex, more deadly.

“S'il vous plaît… monsieur, pl… ease, monsieur,” Her voice had been a broken ebb and flow of muddled english and rapid french. Lieb didn’t really understand her but he didn’t need to, her arms had been roughly shackled behind her back and delicate tears streamed down her face and landed at his feet. He didn’t have to know french to understand that this girl needed his help. 

After all, there were somethings that were just fucking universal. 

“Shit, okay, I’ll help you.” Lieb murmured softly under his breath while he scanned the ruble around her, a hastily dropped key would have been the best case scenario, but even so, Lieb was good at working with what he had. It wouldn’t have been his first time picking a lock, anyways. Meanwhile the girl still slobbered and carried on as if he was holding a gun to her head. 

He wondered what she’d experienced at the hands of the German soldiers, but the cracked way she screamed, and screamed, and screamed told him all he needed to know. It bounced around in his stomach, filling him up to the brim, and well, Lieb just wasn’t strong enough to hold that kind of hurt. And, yeah, he felt bad for the girl but she wouldn’t shut up, and god he just needed one moment of quiet. 

“Stop crying,” He barked brusquely, and for her part she lowered her head in a half-hearted attempt to stifle the tears. He ran a calloused hand through his hair as he kicked at the debris surrounding her.  “C’mon, girl, work with me.” 

Either her english just wasn’t good enough, or she really wanted to get on his nerves, because the crying didn’t cease. “God damn it, shut up,” Her lips snapped shut abruptly but soft squeaks still trembled past her lips pitifully and he felt like a goddamn asshole. 

“Okay, I am sorry, I am sorry,” he soothed, “I am just trying to help, but I can’t - I can’t think, I just need a minute.” If Winters had found this girl he would’ve known exactly what to do, hell, he would have done it by now. But, Lieb wasn’t a hero, he just, he wasn’t - he wasn’t that kind of guy. 

Lieb could pick a lock in four seconds flat, it was one of those shameful things you could take pride in if you’d live where he’d lived. Lieb couldn’t lead flocks of men, and he still couldn’t claim to be brave, (sure he’d signed up for a war but that was the perfect mix of peer pressure and blind recklessness, and obligation. It just wasn’t the same as being brave.) But at least he could pick a lock. 

And he would have, he would have done it a thousand times over, and not because he was good or right or trying to be something he wasn’t, but because only a fucking German scumbag would leave a beautiful, desperate, little girl like her out here to die.

And so yeah, he would’ve picked that lock because at least he had that. But there wasn’t even a lock to pick.

Eventually he’d  snapped the chord tethering the metal cuffs together, but he knew it wasn’t enough. He knew it when she’d collapsed to the ground only halfway free. He knew it when he’d seen raw and bloody wrists still being held captive. And god, he knew he wasn’t a hero, but he wished he could do more. 

“C’mon girl, I gotcha,” He whispered softly into her ear, and it wasn’t like he was trying it on or anything, he just, he didn’t know what to do. The only thing he had was the faded memories of wiping his little sisters tears when they’d trip over their own feet. But eventually they stopped falling, or maybe they just stopped calling for him. He was working with what he’d had. “I’m gonna help yah, I can’t do much girl, but I promise yah that.” 

At the sound of his voice she’d carefully lifted her head to stare at him quizzically. He figured by the furrow of her brows the words coming out of his mouth meant nothing to her. He watched her closely for one distilled second. Just eyes meeting eyes. 

After a long, dust bunny inducing moment that was beginning to feel like years of deliberating she finally let out a soft little whimper, “He-elp?” 

“Help!” Lieb nodded furiously, “I am going to help you.” 

[orengjijyuusu]

Articles of Clothing (A Jinguji Ren fanfic)

Okay so I wrote this prior to the release of Ren's new solo album, "Rose Rose Romance." It's basically about how Ren got his inspiration for the cover art of his *cough* strip tease *cough* album. The boys will all be in it so enjoy!

"We need to think of the concept art for your upcoming album, Jinguji." The visiting photographer ponders while pacing the room. 

The strawberry blonde idol looks attentively at the possible designs and themes of his latest single, "Rose Rose Romance." He retorts at the photographers various pitches, going back and forth with how the wardrobe would be drawn up.

Across the table, Nanami is busy composing her next arrangement for Syo's upcoming album. She scribbles notes on sheet music feverishly, not really paying attention to the two discussing their business. Despite being insistent on NOT needing to be present at a meeting involving photoshoots and album artwork, Ren had successfully convinced her to accompany him for, "moral support" reasons.

The composer automatically knew the role of being, "moral support" was poppycock, but how could she say no when he worked so hard on this project. Plus Ren could possibly draw some inspiration from the score now that she thought about it; so maybe she could be of non "moral support" use yet.

"My lady." His velvety voice breaks her concentration, causing her head to snap up in response. Ren's cheek is cupped into his palm while he smiles knowingly at her; it seems he had been calling her name for a bit.

Nanami blinks, "Sorry, I was in the zone. What's up?" She quickly straightens her stack of paperwork in her lap.

"May I see our arrangement?" He asks politely, with heavy emphasis on "our." "It would help a lot with the wardrobe theme I'm going for."

She nods and sifts through her folder, eventually finding the sheet music and handing it across the table to the idol. He gives her a wink before mouthing, "thank you." Nanami smiles bashfully and watches as Ren scans the piece.

The photographer waits expectantly as Ren begins humming the tune to himself, the gears of his mind turning as he thinks of the overall message of his album.

After a minute, he places the papers on the table and turns to the photographer. "This song is obviously very sensual, in composition and in lyrics. We definitely need roses in this. And we need something that epitomizes that message in terms of dress. We something daring, something passionate, something..." he purposefully glances over at Nanami with a teasing sultry gaze, "Something sexy."

Her face goes red at the comment and buries her growing blush in the paperwork.

Ren laughs at his composer exhibiting such an adorable reaction to his shameless flirts. He's still happy he can get a reaction like that from her despite using it numerous times during their development with Starish.

Meanwhile, the photographer ignores the underlying comment the idol made and took it as inspiration instead. "That's our Jinguji Ren for you! Always knowing what style to go for! This is plenty of ideas, thank you so much!!" They throw their hands in the air, "Oh I have so much to do now! I have to plan. I have to set up the wardrobe department. I have-I have to order all the fabrics!"

Ren chuckles and holds his hands up, "I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with. Thank you for your hard work." He and Nanami bow at the photographer.

"Yes! Thank you for your hard work!" The photographer scrambles to pick up their files, "I must be going now! I have IDEAS brewing! Come by the studio on Friday. I'll be in touch!!" They rush out of the room with enthusiasm, leaving the two clients alone.

Both Nanami and Ren breathe a sigh of relief once they leave. Who knew photographers had so much energy. Ren turns to Nanami with expectant eyes, "May I treat you to dinner, my lady?" Nanami shoulders her bag and places her folders inside, "Maybe next time, I just got a melody I could use for Syo's new song and I don't want to lose the thought."

Nanami could have swore she saw Ren's shoulders slump at her rejection to the invitation, however he smiles and gives her head a pat.

"That's our composer. Hard at work." He chuckles lightheartedly.

Nanami looks up at him and notices his naturally drooping eyelids. It's not that he was sad, that's just how Ren's eyes normally look. But goddangit it wasnt helping the feeling of guilt growing in her chest. She purses her lips and thinks for a hot moment. Then she looks back up with a smile, "But, I wouldn't be opposed to stopping somewhere and getting ice cream."

The idol's eyes upturn the second she offers. He gives her a teasing smirk, "Making time for me, hmm? You truly have a heart of gold, my lady."

"You offered in the first place." Nanami erupts in a fit of giggles as they leave to go back to the agency.

*Later...*

"I assume your meeting went alright?" Masato asks, not looking up from his calligraphy as Ren walks into the room. His roommate throws his bag onto his desk and stretches his arms out, "We have an idea. Our lady came quite in handy with the composition."

Masato's eyebrow twitches, "I swear, stop dragging Nanami everywhere. You're putting her through a lot of trouble what with all the important work she needs to do. Distractions won't help her in the slightest."

Ren plops himself on his bed and yawns, "You're no fun as usual. Lucky for me, we went out for ice cream to end our PRODUCTIVE day. Which was LOTS of fun by the way." 

The bluenette slaps his brush onto the rice paper in irritation, "Everytime you go somewhere with her, it always turns into date night for you." He growls.

"Jealous?" Ren scoffs, leaning on his elbow to look smugly at Masato.

His roommate rips away the ruined calligraphy and starts on a fresh piece, "Like I would ever want to stoop down to your level. Unlike you, I have impulse control."

Ren rolls his eyes so far back he swore he could see his brain, "Whatever. I'm not going to be irked by your party pooping attitude. Gotta put my best foot forward for the ladies when I do my photo shoot."

He sits up briefly and strips himself down to his briefs. After carelessly tossing his clothes to the floor, he turns on his side and shuts off his lamp, "Goodnight, bowlhead."

Masato makes a "Tch!" sound with his teeth before concentrating again. "At least shower in the morning, idiot." He mumbles.

*The Next Day*

"No no! It's all wrong!!" The photographer groans, walking up to Ren as he poses with some roses.

The idol sighs and places the flowers on the floor, "I agree, something feels off about the setting."

The photographer places his chin in his hand, "No it's not that...its the outfit. I...I dont know why but it doesn't look right. It looked fine before..."

The two wrack their brains trying to figure out another solution for the cover photo, however each idea seemed to stay farther from what they originally wanted for the theme.

"Let's mix it up a bit. Wardrobe, we need to discuss." The photographer snaps their fingers and two staff members come over with a rack of clothes and sketch pads.

Ren exhales exhaustingly and goes to sit in the makeup department to do touch ups. As he lets the staff do their work, he notices Nanami through the mirror followed closely by his superior, Ranmaru.

Without turning around, he raises a hand and stares straight at the two in the reflection, "Hey, what brings you two here?"

Nanami walks to the side of his chair and hands him a bento, "Courtesy of Kotobuki bento. Hijirikawa noticed you didn't really eat anything for breakfast so we brought it over."

Ren takes it with a loving smile, "I appreciate it, lady."

"Tch..." Ranmaru scoffs quietly, "I'm the one who actually got it from that idiot." He saunters off towards the snack table.

"Of course, thank you as well, Ran-chan." Ren chuckles before turning serious.

"I don't mean to have you both see me like this but...turns out my photo shoot isn't going as planned. I'm sorry I couldn't gather enough from your song, lady." He gives her a sad smile.

The composer clutches her folders to her chest, "That's not true, Jinguji-san. You always have an amazing sense of style. That's a fact."

"My lady..." Ren's eyes widen slightly in surprise.

"When I saw you look at the score the other day, you looked so focused." Nanami puts her folders on the makeup table and squeezes his arm resting on the chair, "I could see the ideas churning in your head. So I know you can do it!"

The idol smirks, then brings his lips to the hand on his arm for a quick kiss.

Nanami briefly feels her soul leave her body before recovering.

"Always so encouraging. Where would we be without you, lady?" He hums.

Nanami clears her throat at her sudden outburst and looks away, "A-Anyways, what are you having trouble with, Jinguji-san? Maybe Kurosaki-senpai and I could help." She looks over to Ranmaru stuffing his face with bananas over by the snack table. Or just me, she thinks with a helpless smile.

Ren leans back in his chair, "Well that's what we are trying to find out. It's the clothing that was picked out for me." He turns his head to the photographer looking through his pictures, "Excuse me, is it alright if I take a look at what we have so far?"

The photographer sighs and brings over the camera while still looking at the screen, "Go ahead. Good luck trying to find something." They hand Ren the camera and walk off elsewhere.

He tilts the screen so Nanami can see as he clicks through each photo.

She hums to herself while analyzing Ren's outfit, "I'm no fashion expert but…" she gently tugs the camera away from his grip, "Aren't there too many clothing articles?"

Ren raises an eyebrow, "Oh, how so?"

The composer peers closer, "I mean--you have two jackets here. One around your waist and one you are actually wearing. And there's a loose scarf…"

"Looks more like winter wear than the passionate look you're going for." Ranmaru says over Nanami's shoulder, causing her to jump a little.

He ignores her reaction and bites into a banana, "If you want passion, you could stand to show some skin, ya know." He grunts before walking off again.

Nanami taps her chin with her finger, "That could work…"

Skin… Ren snaps his head up, "That's it!! I got it!" He jumps up out of his chair and walks over to the photographer. He whispers something to them before their face lights up with inspiration.

"BRILLIANT!! Alright we have a lead! Jinguji, head to the dressing room. I need the makeup department on him, stat! This photo shoot can be saved yet!"

Nanami's face lights up at the good news, "What's the idea, Jinguji-san?"

He shrugs off his jackets and turns to her with a wink, "That you'll have to find out for yourself, lady. I'm going to embrace what Ran-chan said earlier about 'showing some skin.' Wish me luck!"

He gives her head a pat and walks to the dressing room. At that point, Ranmaru makes his way back over to Nanami.

"He get an idea?" He asks, taking a sip from his water bottle.

"Yes, apparently Jinguji is heeding your advice, Kurosaki-san." Nanami chirps happily.

Ranmaru nearly chokes on his drink, "*cough* *cough* Say what now?!" He sputters.

The composer gives the idol a confused look, "Is something wrong?"

"I dont know why, but I got a feeling he's going to do something extremely stupid." He shudders while wiping his mouth.

Nanami chuckles nervously, "I-Is that so…?"

*A week later*

Ren let's out a yawn as he makes his way over to the lounging area. The photo shoot continued without a hitch, and by now the CDs should already be out on the shelves. He honestly couldn't wait to see the others reactions to his album.

The first thing he notices is the usual gaggle of guys gathered tightly around the coffee table, talking feverishly amongst themselves. As Ren approaches, the shortest member of Starish hears him first and jumps up in a fury.

"Ren!! What the hell is THIS!?" Syo shouts in disbelief, poking a finger aggressively at the album.

Bingo, Ren says with a devilish smile, Just the reaction I was hoping for. He smiles innocently, "Whatever could you mean, Shorty?"

"Cut the crap!! You know what I'm talking about! This!!" Syo shoves the CD album in his face, his face as red as a tomato.

There he was, printed for all the lovely ladies to see, completely shirtless...and pantless.

"Well, as you can plainly see, THAT is a CD cover." Ren retorts with a playful smirk.

"Why you-!" Before Syo can blow a fuse, Otoya steps in.

"Now now, let's not get too overworked." He laughs nervously before doing a complete 180 on Ren. "Ren, you are clearly NAKED! What--Just wha--I can't…" He clutches the album in disbelief, unable to form proper sentences.

"Hey now, they made sure to cut out the more 'daring' parts. Even I have standards." Ren winks lightheartedly at the group.

"The whole CONCEPT is daring!" Tokiya blurts before covering the blush on his face.

"That's our Ren! Always going the extra mile. So cool!!" Natsuki exclaims with a beaming face.

Cecil looks down in disappointment, "Aww, we could have done stuff like that? No fair!"

"No! One Ren is enough for this group!!" Syo shouts in response.

The strawberry blonde can't stop grinning from ear to ear. He was SO enjoying this. Suddenly, a copy of the album hits him in the face. He topples backward and onto the floor, wincing at the stinging sensation erupting on his forehead. Ren looks up to see Masato on his feet, looking the most pissed of them all.

"THANK YOU, Hijirikawa!" Syo raises his hands up.

"M-Masa, that was a bit unnecessary…" Otoya says nervously.

Masato's face is still stoic, however he failed to hide the red tint on his ears. "You...I can't believe you!" He has the most trouble forming words.

"I know, it's SO shocking. Honestly Hijirikawa, I thought you knew me better." His roommate says sarcastically.

"Yeah but I didn't think you'd actually be crazy enough to DO it. You think I'M shocked, look at poor Nanami!" He gestures to the sofa behind the idols. Nanami lay curled up with her face buried in a pillow. One could almost imagine steam rising off the top of her head. "She's been like that for 15 minutes!"

Ren bashfully scratches the back of his head, "She DID say I had too many articles of clothing on my body." 

Otoya and Syo sit down beside her and copy her position with their own pillows, "It's okay Nanami, we are just as shocked!!" Otoya whimpers while holding Syo in his arms.

"Guys, I think we are overreacting. Don't worry, Ren! I support you!" Natsuki places a reassuring hand on his shoulder.

Tokiya does the same, "I do too. I'm sorry. I was overcome with shock earlier."

Their fellow colleague sighs, "I'm glad to hear it. But I have a feeling you all won't be able to let this go so easily."

"Definitely not." Tokiya chides.

"It's blackmail material now." Syo mutters, looking up from the pillow.

"We won't ever let you live this down." Cecil smiles at Ren.

"We'll tease you about this until the day you die." Ittoki laughs evilly.

"Because we love you, though." Natsuki adds on.

Masato discreetly shakes his head and makes a face.

Ren laughs and walks over to Nanami, "You saved me again, lady. Don't ever forget it." He ruffles her hair.

Nanami curls up tighter, "I don't think I can, Jinguji-san." She mutters in the pillow.

*elsewhere*

"Whoo! That's our sexy kouhai! Show off that skin!" Reiji whoops as he watches a coverage of Ren's album on TV.

"The bastard went and did it!" Ranmaru cringes and buries his face in his hands,"I should have kept my damn mouth shut!"

Camus' stares distastefully at the screen while a pile of sugar forms in his tea cup and onto the table. He throws a glare Ranmaru's way, "Figures you would be the one to give him such immature ideas. Have you no shame?"

"Okay first off, fuck you! No one was talking to you, damn butler!" Ranmaru growls, not even turning to directly return fire at his colleague.

"I imagine the other members of Starish are quite shocked as well." Ai adds quietly, "Though I can imagine the ratings will rise 112% because of him."

"Ne ne! We should do a nude photo shoot with all four of us! It'll be super fun and sexy!" Reiji winks at them with excitement.

"No. Do it yourself." All three respond immediately.

"You're so mean!!!"

[missjackil]

Miss Jacki’s Top 30 Favorite Episodes

#9

First Blood 12x09

This episode was so much fun, especially after such a lame mid season finale (LOTUS) it helped me believe that Sam and Dean dont need to be hunting monsters for the story to be interestiing. I very much enjoyed this episode, though it wasnt without flaw... Ill get to those in a bit.

So we had left for the winter hiatus with Sam and Dean carted off to prison for “attempting to assassinate the POTUS. Which wasnt actually the case, Im sure you all know. But this wasnt just prison, this was Super Secret Federal Isolation Prison *GASP*  

They didnt wait long to start the excitement. Sam and Dean both being spoken to seperately but being told all the same things. We get absolutely no reaction or eye contact or a single word from either of them, until the Fed dude tells Sam “But you know what works every time? Nothing” And Sam looks up. Right away we know a cord was struck. And Sam flinches as the metal door shuts, knowing he is completely alone... no Dean... nothing. 

We get a musical montage with the boys getting their meals. Dean is rather impressed, Sam is thouroughly grossed out. We see the boys pacing, sitting, laying, Dean starts carvin hashes in the wall to count the days. 

Mary and Cas have a fight which sounded a lot like a parental fight. One blaming the other for the problem happening, then the other trumps them with “you were out” I actually started kinda shippijng Marstiel with that scene hehe

Back in the lock up, we see Dean shaving mmmmm Sam doing sit ups mmmmmmm (thank you show, thank you) maybe throw in some push ups... yeah there we go :) Meanwhile, Cas tries to get help from Crowley, who probably summed the boys up better than anyone else has on this show “Sam and Dean are like herpes, just when you think theyre gona HELLO the boys are back! Leaving a trail of bodies in their wake..... so whoever has Sam and Dean, to quote the great  Laurence Tureaud’I pitty da fool!” “ LOL how great is that? Back in prison though... the soldier shouts “Chow time!” again at Sam’s cell and Sam is laying in bed not ,moving. Dude goes in... uh oh HES DEAD!! Uhoh SO IS DEAN!!! Thats not... natural? And I have to say, Sam and Dean laying motionless on autopsy tables was SUPER creepy and a very good dramatic touch. We knew they werent dead forever , so its all good.. but it still bad touched me all over :\ So as expected, the boys wake up. WTF happened? they did SOMETHING, but we dont know what yet. But now the boys are on the run and let me just say how hot they looked in prison jumpsuits... amirite? We get a whole Rambo thing going on now, which was just so fun watching Sam and Dean run through the woods and hide behind trees I LOVED Deans line “See we’re not trapped out here with you, you’re trapped out here with us” [Sam snaps the magazine in the gun] YEP! My boys are badass! Now, Sam and Dean are the good guys, theyre bad sometimes, but ultimately, theyre good. They dont kill these guys, theyre soldiers, theyre doing what theyre told. They even leave them a first aid kit and Sam assures the soldier “Youll live”  As we know, Sam is a man of few words. Long speeches arent very common for him.  Ive always liked how well Jared/Sam conveys a message by a short line or a single word. The one Fed is caught in a bear trap. the other has a gun on Dean. Fed 1 says “SHOOT HIM!!” and Sam just follows through with “(gun cocking) “Dont”.. LOVED that. How many words did he actually speak in a single word? Like a few dozen at least!! And the kicker “Who are you?” “We’re the guys that save the world” and my boys put on the winsynch swagger and walk off.  They ,meet up with Mom and Cas and the Brits. We still dont know yet how they got dead and alive, and I had almost forgotten that they needed to “talk about it” but now the car stops and Billie is there waiting for them. The big reveal, they made a deal, they get out of prison, in exchange for one winchester dying. Who would it have been? Im sure they never determined it, Im sure it would have been fought out “Im gonna go” “no Im gonna go you stay” “No Im gonna go YOU stay” till they die of old age. But Mom volunteers, but before she kills herself, Cas kills Billie.  Now, Im not the biggest fan of Cas, but I really did appreciate his speech here. I even believed his emotions. “This world, this sad doomed little world, it needs you, it needs every last Winchester it can get and Im not gonna let you die, I wont let any of you die... you mean too much to me... to everything. So you made a deal, you made a stupid deal, and I broke it.... youre welcome” Honestly, I got vaklempt, its something Id like to say every time they make a stupid deal.  But as promised, I have a few problems with this episode. They didnt need to die, if Sam would have just laid there and played dead, the soldier would come in, and he could knock him out, let Dean out and run. (but,.. guess we need the drama). Also I liked the 2 main Fed guys, they were good actors, and fun, they had a great good cop/ bad cop vibe, they should have kept them around a while. Always 2 steps behind the brothers... keep things interesting in that side of life. And my biggest problem was Dean saying about prison “Ive been to Hell... this was worse” because no Dean it wasnt. If they had at least made their living conditions bad, but they didnt. The boys stayed clean and their clothes clean, their cell clean, they got to shave, and work out... this wasnt anywheres near as bad as any glimpse from either of their Hell tours were so that was a stupid thing to say. Some have said “well they didnt have each other so that was BAD” and I say “they didnt have each other in Hell either, AND they were TORTURED... so there :P Overall though, this was a very good episode. I think they show should take them out of the supernatural world once in  a while and explore their skills in other situations, like survival skills being lost in the wilderness or something. This episode proved to me, monsters are not a requirement for a good story. 

[blodaue]

how does he feel about the other season gods?

ask me questions because i’m pathetic (accepting)

oof. oof.

okay so i need to explain a little bit about…the other deities and also how the world works for these guys. so essentially, in gerwyn’s world, gods, goddesses, mythological creatures and beings from fables, nursery rhymes and urban legends all exist. it’s a little similar to how the characters in joyce’s ‘guardians of childhood’ works; that the existence of these figures operates on belief. but it isn’t a temporary thing. once the god or mythos is “believed in” they are there to stay. there is not really a greater power for those who are believed in more or less, that’s something they just have to work out. 

so naturally, there are multiple gods of spring, multiple goddesses of love etc etc. they take “regions” quite literally, unless its a more widespread faith then it works kind of more…mechanically, involving “shift-like” work. clock in clock out. there’s an order to it, assigned by the lot of them together. it’s like united nations but everyone’s wearing togas and is a divine creation. it’s a mess as you can imagine, as they can never get along ever. 

anyway, gerwyn’s from brythonic, specifically WELSH, mythology, a branch of mythology than even in terms of european fame isn’t really..that popular. certainly not as popular as gaelic mythos is right now ( im looking at you fate/ it’s time to put some welsh mythos in there that isnt just kotr related okay ). so this is my adaptation of welsh mythology, based on what does exist and also my own wants in fiction and especially in villains. 

okay so now that’s answered; the seasons. 

so we dont get them confused, i’ll refer to them by the season so the list is as followed for the welsh seasonal deities, who only “control” seasons in wales and sometimes other parts of the united kingdom:

gerwyn = spring

bleddyn = winter

rhiannon = autumn/fall 

gwawr = summer

as i mentioned before, the gods rarely get along. the same can be said for the welsh deities. they are not related so they don’t even have a reason to get along, and of course, there were times they were reasonably alright with one another, but immortals such as these can hold onto grudges for too long, as evidenced by spring’s entire being. 

SPRING & WINTER

oh they have a long history of hating each other. winter is crueller than spring in some respects; often being deliberately colder just to ensure people suffer a bit longer. due to ~global warming~ the winters have lasted much longer than usual, meaning even in march (which is when spring is due to start) it is still incredibly cold. they absolutely did fuck. a few times. there’s not a lot of options and winter is just constantly teasing spring for this fact. winter is just a huge bully. he’s arrogant, overly confident, never shuts up and generally is just everything spring hates in a god. 

SPRING & SUMMER

their relationship is probably the best one spring has. summer is soft-spoken, deliberately so. she hides her true identity as a hideous water spirit ( this is my take on gwragedd annwn, where she was born as a result of a water spirit mating with a human thus she didn’t turn out too beautiful looking ) by masquerading as a “human” looking creature. as the deity of summer, she is the only one who isn’t technically classed as a goddess, despite her mother being a goddess and her blood being very much divine, but that’s due to… cruel family life. anyway she is patient with spring, very quiet so he can speak when he likes. she’s kind but in a… “i have to be kind or if i get too mad i could just drag you into the ocean” kind of way. she minds her temper pretty well around spring. meanwhile spring tolerates summer because she’s very… not invasive. 

SPRING & AUTUMN

they…do not get along either. autumn is incredibly outspoken and whilst she isn’t a bully like winter, she does enjoy making fun of how uptight spring can be. she thinks his fascination with dying is the only cool thing about him, pretty much hating everything else about him. as for him, he finds her clothing stupid and her presence generally very bothersome. he’s glad they hardly every see one another, especially since her type of magic is typically incredibly “witchy” and involves nature a bit too much for his taste. 

OTHER SEASON GODS

he hates them. case closed. dfghjksd NO BUT FOR REAL. he doesn’t like them because he hates any kind of reminder of who he is. gods are a constant reminder of the fact he is immortal. 

[unproduciblesmackdown]

like just now on twitter its trending that someone finally got acquitted of defending himself from being attacked by white nationalists over half a year ago...takes that long to figure out if he ought to be blamed for being attacked

plenty of women are still jailed for defending themselves against domestic abuse (this is reminding me of a keith knight comic i think i have on hand & will post if i do) while people will also trash on ppl who “tolerate” longtime abuse because they shouldn’t have Allowed it in the first place, they shouldve left, they should fight back. but if they fight back theyre potentially up for criminal charges, sure, thats fine. and you know god forbid an abused woman have children because then she’s a bad mom too for allowing her kids to be exposed to that, if she was a good parent she’d take the kids (how) and leave (where) and effortlessly be able to support them and seamlessly give them just as good as—no, actually, an even better quality of life. and when she can’t she’s equally condemnable for not wishing a system of support into existence and not getting a job as if one worker can support even themselves alone adequately anymore and when she has a job and doesnt have as much time to spend with her children or god forbid has to work illegally to actually get enough money...well anyways obviously the problem always is that you shouldnt have been poor or abused or not white or not in the right place at the right time always or etc etc etc

like i left home overnight b/c i was abused and of course i didnt have some alternate version of a stable home and supportive family just sitting around out there, which is always part of what holds you off, and shockingly when i left home i was homeless & that immediately is criminalized and it was funny b/c i’d step into work and be accepted as just another person in that context but i go outside & try to find places to be that’s not in my car b/c if you’re walking around looking normal its fine unless you were playing pokemon go w everyone else at night and the rich people got annoyed & also i’d like to go to movies. but then at night my existence is inherently criminal and i’m having to dodge the cops who like to keep things nice at their discretion for the rich white neighborhoods & just what a stunning development that i can’t automatically thrive in an economy where even fulltime jobs dont give you enough to have a place to live and i dont have family to fall back on and i was already suicidal since idek when & was never allowed to exist just as myself or develop ambitions or wants besides surviving. but i shouldve magically been able to thrive the moment i stepped outside my abusive house & everything shouldve seemed accessible to me and the system works and i guess i shouldve magically conjured up somewhere to go overnight!! not like i didnt try to get an apartment and land a $700 depressing studio in the middle of winter w terrible heating insulation so i was searching for a job while trying to keep warm w blankets and tea and baths and makeshift hot water bottles & eating as little as possible & ultimately just bleeding abt 2.5k and finally snagging a job just before having to retreat into the trunk of my car as my personal quarters. like i was even lucky to have the damn car paid off and in my name, and also lucky it was a minivan (more room).

like who would tell me that i shouldve stayed in my parents home w the lifelong abuse? ppl probably would blame me if i had & doubtlessly blame me for not leaving any earlier. and yet how many people would then 100% fit whatever subsequently happened to me as being my own fault if i hadnt found a world of success and met their definition as an acceptable person with an acceptable life. well you shouldve done x y and z like its easy and anybody can and if nobody’s got their hand on your throat why can’t you do anything that comes into your head? b/c why face the fact that there’s social problems that just might have to affect them too, when they have become gold medalist mental gymnasts at fitting everything that happens to people as their own fault, if you deserved to succeed you would, if you deserve to live you will

like it is just baffling to me how readily ppl accept like, that homeless ppl on the street just need to be somewhere else where nobody has to see them. b/c i know they consider them immediately criminal and dangerous and inferior and diseased and completely a different species but like. where do you expect them to go. to shut them out from society is tantamount to saying you want them to die, and you really do, but you still see yourself as a good person and you still think this is A Christian Nation

like love to know exactly what ppl think i shouldve done. nobody wants you around when youre homeless, for sure. automatically a burden subjected to this incredible level of scrutiny about whether you can justify existing even though i was the same ol loser w some random part time job as ever, yet also now having to freeze or sweat my ass off nigh every night. the latter of which was the problem, how dare i. i should literally be in jail. meanwhile i get a bit of a reprieve when i go into work and so far as anyone knows Not be homeless, and eat my one meal of the day at the end of the shift sitting quietly in a corner trying to see some nice memes and spend a few more minutes not in the elements while coworkers josh me with increasingly thinly veiled contempt to go home & talk abt how wild it is that the homeless guy who hunkers down at the intersection each night turns out to be able to read. how could someone who’s literate end up homeless. i mean i’m sure he didnt choose it but

[idontevenwannaknow]

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[moistmailman]

The War

Yang: Hey, I'm sorry but it's true, Rubes.

Ruby, pouting: No, its not! I'm not that socially awkward! You're over exaggerating!

Yang, laughing: I am not! You're the poster child for awkwardness! Just admit it!

Ruby: *Stubbornly crosses her arms and pouts*

Yang: Awww, don't be like that. Wipe that frown off your face. So you aren't good with social interactions. Big deal. Not everyone can be like me.

Ruby: What's that supposed to mean?

Yang: I'm great at socializing. I have what some people call a silver tongue. Hell, I don't even need my charm to make people do things. My looks alone could do the work for me.

Ruby, crossing her arms: Oh please. You're over exaggerating again.

Yang: Am not. I could easily talk anyone to do anything for me, and all I need to do is some harmless flirting! Remember when I made that kid do my homework back at signal? I didn't have to do any homework for an entire month because of my silver tongue. Meanwhile you sometimes get tongue tied when ordering a pizza. So.....yeah, you're as socially awkward as they come.

Ruby, blushing embarrassingly: Why I otta! S-shut up! I could do something like that too!

Yang, ruffling Ruby's hair: Oh of course you can, my sweet naive Ruby.

Ruby, angrily swatting at her hand: I-Im serious! I could do something like that! I'm charming! I'm adorably cute! People love that!

Yang: Yeah, they do. But I'm drop dead gorgeous, which guys find much more attractive, and you also can't forget about my way with words. So sorry Ruby, but you lost this conversation.

Ruby: That's not true! I-I bet i could fine someone who prefers me over you!

Yang: Look Ruby, don't start a war that you can't win. Trust me. Let's just drop this.

Ruby: Why?! You're scared or something? I bet I could fine someone very attractive that prefers my charms over yours. If I can beat you then it'll prove that I'm not that socially awkward!

Yang, playfully sarcastical: Hmm hmm, whatever you say. Tell you what, come back to me when you successfully flirt with the most attractive person at Beacon or something. But until then........*boops Ruby's nose* Socially awkward. Bye now. *Walks away*

Ruby, cutely stomping her foot while pouting: Stupid Yang. What does she know? I'm not that socially awkward. I could easily flirt with someone if I wanted to.

*Suddenly Pyrrha walks by*

Ruby:.........hmm, most attractive person at Beacon, huh?

*2 days later, outside on a cold winter day*

Pyrrha, walking up: Hey Ruby.

Ruby, shivering: H-hey, Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: Cold weather, huh?

Ruby, blowing hot air into one of her hands: Yep, I can hardly feel my hands right now. Dummy me over here lost my gloves, so now my hands feel like popsicles. Silly me, right?

Pyrrha: Oh dear, I'm so sorry to hear that. *Reaches into her jacket* Here, I have a spare pair of gloves that you can use. Here, take them.

Ruby: That's very sweet of you, but unfortunately your hands are larger than mine. So those are useless to me.

Pyrrha: Oh right, sorry. I didn't think about that.

Ruby: Hey, it's okay.

Pyrrha: I just wish I could help.

Ruby, blushing: Well...uh...there's a day that you could help me actually.

Pyrrha: Really? How?

Ruby, awkwardly twirling her hair: Y-you c-could uh......you could always uh......h-hold m-my hands.

Pyrrha, slightly blushing: Eh?

Ruby, blushing: H-hold my h-hands, you know, f-for warmth. S-since body heat c-creates....well, heat and a-all.

Pyrrha: O-oh uh.......well....

Ruby: Y-you dont have to if you dont want to, though.

Pyrrha: N-no, it's alright. I just wasn't expecting that. I don't mind holding your hands.

Ruby: R-really?

Pyrrha: Y-yeah. If it means helping a friend, then I would love to. Here, just let me take off my gloves. *Takes off her gloves* Okay. Here, take my hand.

Ruby, swallowing her nervousness: R-right. On it, friendo. *Awkwardly chuckles before taking Pyrrha's hands*

Pyrrha: So uh.....are your hands getting warm?

Ruby, blushing: Y-yep! It's sure is. T-thanks.

Ruby, internally: Okay Ruby, you two are currently holding hands, so you're currently doing better than you anticipated. Now it's time to flirt.

Ruby, blushing while looking Pyrrha directly in the eye: U-h y-your hands are very soft by the way. I-I like it. You can tell that you take good care of your skin. *Rubs Pyrrha's hands with her thumbs* I'm actually jealous. It's completely flawless, but that's not surprising at all.

Pyrrha, blushing: Oh thanks Ruby. That's very sweet of you.

Ruby, also blushing: A-and you know what I just realized?

Pyrrha: What?

Ruby: M-my hands fits perfectly into yours. I mean, It doesn't feel unnatural or weird whatsoever. In fact, it almost feels natural to me. As if I was meant to do this.

Pyrrha, blushing more: O-oh, you think that? Well I must admit, holding your hand doesn't feel uncomfortable to me either.

Ruby: You got that right.

*5 awkward seconds passed*

Ruby, internally: Okay, you got this. Time to seal the deal! D-dont mess this up. You've been training in the mirror for the past two days. Just do it like how Yang does it!

Ruby, batting her eye lashes flirtatiously: You know Pyr, your hands are very warm. I love holding them. It's intoxicating actually. We should do this more often.

Pyrrha, now fully blushing: R-really? You think t-that? O-o-oh, you're being t-too kind, Ruby. *Awkwardly swallows* I-Is it getting warm out here? C-cause I swear it got hotter.

Ruby, who feels as if she was in a sauna by how hot her own blush was: Nope.

Pyrrha, fanning herself before grabbing Ruby's hand again: Must be me then.

Ruby, internally: YEEEEESSSSSS! IM DOING IT! IM DOING THE FLIRT! IM ACTUALLY DOING THE FLIRT WITH PYRRHA! HA! TAKE THAT YANG! IM UNSTOPPABLE! I DONT CARE HOW SWEATY MY HAND IS RIGHT NOW! THIS IS A WIN FOR ME!

*Meanwhile*

Yang, walking outside: Oh come Blakey, just let me copy your homework.

Blake: No, Yang. I always let you copy my homework and you never learn because of it. So no more.

Yang: Oh don't be like that. Help a friend ou- what the?

Blake: What?

Yang, pointing: Over there. Is that.......Ruby and Pyrrha holding hands?

Blake: Huh?

*Blake looks over at the direction that Yang was pointing at to see Ruby holding hands with blushing Pyrrha*

Blake: Hmm, it appears so. Do your think they're dating or something?

Yang: No clue. Damn, I honestly can't believe that my socially awkward baby sister is holding hands with Pyrrha Nik-

*Suddenly Ruby glances over at Yang and perks up before getting her composure back and starts to smirk and wink at her cockily*

Yang, wide eyed: My god.

Blake: What?

Yang: I....I didn't expect her to actually take my words to heart. She actually did it......or did she? Are they even dating? No......no no no no there's no way they're dating right now........so that means the most attractive person at Beacon is still single.

Blake: What are you-

Yang, chuckling: Does she think she won? Oh hell no. I haven't even started yet. You started a war, Ruby. You better prepare yourself, baby sister because I'm not one to back down so easily.