#meeting of the two exes

[moderator-monnie]

The Husk And The Cannibal

I got a little inspired by @sonicexelle-junkary​ latest story to write something of my own I haven’t written a story in awhile so I hope it’s alright not sure how accurate this will be. 

But I did wanna write a scenario on how i think it might be for Slammer Sonic to meet Hungry Hero Sonic like in this photo here sorry if my grammar/punctuation isn’t the best I don’t have Grammarly like I used to. 

Enjoy! be sure to tell me your thoughts 

It was a regular day in green hill zone like any other Hero was currently ontop of one of the loop de loop hills having a meal to himself which was a medium rare steak made from questionable meat and some chillie cheese fries.

“Ah nothing like sitting down with a hot meal and watching the sunset”

It was peaceful until suddenly screams could be heard in the distance Hero of course had grown used to screams but he wasn’t the reason of them so he had to investigate the source which annoyed him he packed up his meal and stretched.

Looking down from ontop of the hill he looked around trying to find the source he could briefly see in the far off distance what looked like another hedgehog based on the quills and a deer mobian on the ground he didn’t recognize either of them but he decided to run down and see what was up. 

Slammer had found himself in another world after messing with the files of the pc he was in this world was much like the one he had previously been in of course being sent to a new world weakened him a little so he needed a quick boost of energy.

And luckily for the virus they had stumbled into a couple on a walk together so using what energy they had they took on their disguise form and began to loudly cough and stumble towards them falling down in-between them both.

“O-Oh dear gosh Sonic what happened? you look horrible!” The deer mobian said and the Buck mobian grabbed him and helped him to his feet one of the Slammer worms sliding it’s way into the deer’s phone. 

“Here dude come on hun call the hospital will you?” *sonic* she nodded and prepared to pick up her phone wondering why it was slightly slimey but too much in a rush to worry about it and started to dial the number. 

Now close enough to the buck smiled and grabbed onto his head quickly snapped his neck and looked over at the deer. 

She began to scream just as she dropped her phone it exploded due to the worm and managed to injure her enough to where she couldn’t run away.

Slammer began to softly laugh and groan loudly their whole body shaking and making cracking and croaking noises before looking down at the buck their mouth unhinging and slightly over a gallon’s worth of worms erupted from their mouth covering the Buck flooding his ears, mouth, nose and eyes.

The worms rapidly ate their way thru him and laying eggs inside and while this happened Slammer’s head cracked and turned the other direction paying attention to the deer who was trying to crawl away he walked towards her and stepped on her chest where she screamed for help.

By this time Hero made his way down and looked a bit suprised to see a sickly gross hedgehog that looked alot like himself and almost gagged seeing the corpse of the buck. 

“Come on dude don’t you know you shouldn’t play with your food?” He prepared a spindash and spun right into Slammer sending him flying to the ground and turned his gaze towards the deer girl who already had some worms on her wiggling their way inside.

He shook his head and sighed even with his speed he couldn’t get her to a hospital in time to get thoes removed not to mention it looked like she was paralyzed by these strange bugs. 

Not to mention he’d still need run back intime to confront this double of himself “Sorry ma’am I would have loved to MEAT you but got more important things right now.”

She meanwhile was crying her whole body numb unable to move much besides twitching Hero quickly broke her neck since it would be the most quick.

Slammer was on the ground currently rebooting as this happened transforming into his true form no longer disguised a gentle whine coming from him and the sounds of a computer rebooting could be heard from them.

His chest eye had a large blue screen on it and the empty eye sockets on his face glowing green he did his best to get up and look over at the other sonic his voice was shaky and raspy.

“P-Please I've already seen my entire world fall to this monster you’ve go... got to kill us both before he could spread to your world as well!”

Hero looked at the other curiously it was clear that this was indeed another version of him honestly almost felt pity but was disgusted by the sight of him even a little uncomfortable wondering why or even how he was taller then himself.

“Jeez and I thought I had a pretty face but looking at you makes me question that ... Guessing your the actual sonic while that other thing was something else based on what you just told me.” 

He tapped his foot to the ground for a moment to think. 

“QUICKLY HURRY I-I CAN’T CON...” and not before long the sounds of a window’s 98 computer rebooting could be heard the green glow from the eye sockets could be seen disappearing and the black eye with the red pupil appeared in the middle of his stomach. 

Hero chuckled “looks like Jekyll gone and all that’s left is Mr. Hyde ha” 

A more serious expression came to his face after his little joke “look I don’t know what you want but your not exactly welcome here theirs only room for one *HERO* around here got that? I ain’t sharing my food” he did keep his distance though not wanting to catch whatever this thing had. 

Slammer’s chest eye blinked slowly processing what Hero had said and looking around his surroundings to the virus's calculations perhaps this was another virus like them ? 

he did mention food he might not have looked like them but perhaps he had mastered his disguise without killing the host they didn’t have enough processing power to prove otherwise currently.

So for right now they just assumed they were another Slammer copy they did make copies of themselves so it was within the realms of possibility's though they were annoyed another copy of themself chose Sonic as their host.

“... M..M...MMM My ... apologizes I was not aware we had already spread to this world please continue with our assimilation of this world and gather all the data I will .... Make my leave feel free to use these two bodies to gather your power faster”

Hero raised his eyebrow this thing thought that he was another one of them? well perhaps that was for the best nothing on that other hedgehog looked edible so it wouldn’t be worth killing them. 

Plus if this thing just left he wouldn’t need to fight them he decided to go along with it for now 

“Uhh yeah this world’s already under our control we’re just taking our time consuming it’s uh code?” 

He didn’t understand what this thing meant by data of course but he had to be at least somewhat convincing though this was no computer program this was his world.

Slammer slowly nodded before turning around and opening a portal to exit the game “... Must gain more strength and power will look elsewhere restimulate with us at a later date fellow Slammer” 

and just as fast as they were their they walked thru the portal and disappeared.

Hero wiped the sweat from his head. 

“Whew that was a close one thing might have looked weak but if it’s controlling another version of myself I wouldn’t wanna fight it unless I have to” 

He looked at the two worm ridden corpses and groaned “Ugh gonna have to get rid of these shame I can’t use their meat now hmm should bring some of these worms to miles they seem ... Electronic 

so maybe he could study them and if this thing returns we can be ready to fight it he’s smart enough to discover it’s weakness I am sure of it”

[cringefail-clown]

jakehal coffee shop college au, where hal works part time as a barista and jake is his twin brothers ex-boyfriend thats also a regular in said coffee shop. they fucking hate each other.

[zivazivc]

my brainrot about these two can be measured in liters

[sualne]

epic divorce doodle

[justaz]

lance and hunk would so get married just for the fuck of it. like they so had a little vegas wedding with matt as the flower girl and stayed married for a few months then got divorced just for the dramatics

[g1rlr0b1n]

What if my mind lived in a special place in the multiverse where Jon still got lost in space but came back only a year younger than Damian and they got to finish High School together, got to go to college together, got to celebrate every age milestone together, and never had to go through that awkward "this age gap feels huge" phase? Like, what then?

[mild-incompetence]

Holy shit, I was not expecting a Moxxie and Blitzø origin story from this episode. I have so many questions. They have known each other longer than M&M have known each other? Why is Blitzø in jail? How long has Blitzø and Loona been together at this point? But most importantly look at Moxxie’s smile maybe this is why he stays with Blitzø?

[sapphic-catz]

Sun based Sunbeam

Moon based Frostpaw

And Star based Nightheart

[oatbugs]

the forest looks like heaven today i woke up feeling the heaviest weight at the top of my heart

[aroaceapollyon]

congrats to Raj Greenstreet for finding a new man, but is it nessicary that it is the guy who did the autopsy on his dead husband and does he have to hit on him well in the same room as said dead husbands dead body post-autopsy.

[whatudottu]

...So yeah turns out I was lying in the tags butch Bulkhead actually gave me inspiration for t-swag Breakdown??? Inspired entirely by big naturals (not that you can tell) I did this in like... 30 or 40 minutes??? Never doubt the power of a butch I learnt that!

Look at this and tell me he’s not canonically trans I swear to god (projecting)

[villainsidestep]

'stop updating us on ur random thoughts every night' no

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

No one:

Commodus:

Apollo:

Meg: I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

[arthur-r]

(stupid vent in the tags i’m maybe struggling a lot. not feeling particularly real or handling my life and relationships maturely at all)

[squirrelno2]

(feeling a little bad about not having updated anything even though i have Very Good Reasons of real life existing, so have a snippet of Sometimes a Family Is from The Vault!) I have not yet finished the part of this series where Echo and Fives actually reunite, and in fact a large part of me wants to completely revamp what already exists because I'm insane like that, but we're all here for angsty fluff about clones being dads anyway right? I present to you: Fives agonising over what to name the kids who are totally not his kids.

"You know you'll have to name them sometime," Echo said, leaning against Fives as they watched the two youngest kids work together to painstakingly sort shapes into holes. He squinted at the toy they were using. "Is this dexterity training?"

"Dogma said something about pattern recognition," Fives said. "Or - something. He panic reads parenting help articles and I can't keep track anymore. What am I supposed to name them? It feels wrong just giving them a name. They haven't had a chance to find out who they are yet. What if I give them the wrong one?"

"Right," Echo said. "What a tragedy, having someone else name you. Didn't you start Echo?"

"I think that was Cutup," Fives said. "The Kaminoans' little echo." He sounded nostalgic. Echo, having been the victim of that particular barb, was much less so.

"My point is either they grow into it or they get to pick a new one later," Echo said. "But you can't call them the blue one and the brown one forever."

"Who's calling them that?" Fives looked like he was ready to pick a fight about it. Echo tried not to laugh.

"Ven," he said. "You better act fast."

"I don't know where to start," Fives said. "Mine was easy."

"Fives, we picked our names because we had to," Echo said. "I know it's daunting, but - if you don't pick a name for them, it says you didn't care enough to give them better than what we got. I know that's not true. But they're, what, two? Three? They won't know anything more than their namelessness for a long, long time."

His brother swallowed, eyes fixed on the two children as the Pantoran bit solemnly into the edge of a plastic star. It was big enough not to fit in the kid's mouth, and they seemed content to gnaw at it with their purple gums.

"Dogma's got to be able to track down a baby name list or eight," Fives said finally. "We should look for Pantoran names, right? You're supposed to connect kids to where they're from."

That sounded like something Fives and Dogma would know better than Echo. The only kid he'd had to worry about until finding Fives out here was Omega, and she was a clone like any other. Kamino was where they'd come from, but not somewhere they ever really wanted to go. Then again, maybe that proved it: it must be nice for kids like the Jedi younglings in front of him to grow up knowing there was somewhere holding a place for them.

[savageday6]

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