#mime answers

[facelessmime]

N, V and Uzi are all tuckered out after a big fight snd they just eep together :3c

And so it shall be mwuahaha- but V is being soft cause no one is looking.

[the-gotham-mime]

-_- so you work for the joker, hm?

@airessol-spray

✅!

[Correct!]

[mimenoises]

Can a robot and a robot and a human man truly have a beautiful polycule

[prlssprfctn]

Crack AU where all of Bruce's kids come from the circus.

Dick and Jason (Pre-Crisis) are already acrobats. Cass being a dancer has the room to fall into so many roles. Damian has knife throwing skills or could be an animal tamer. Duke does object manipulation/magic with the help of his powers. Tim could be the ring master or some weird niche like yoyoing.

And Bruce has to constantly tell the media that it's all coincidence, he doesn't attend circuses just to pick up orphan children, and he wouldn't attend as many if his children didn't want to go to every single one that comes to town (they want another sibling).

LMAO, THIS IS SO FUNNY

even more, Dick makes sure not only to additionally to teach his siblings some tricks but also some dialect and terminology thar is usually usable around people working in the circus; the press is going insane. Bruce, too.

Bruce, smiling awkwardly in the camera: i, actually, don't even know this happened, ah-ha-ha.

Reporter: but you shall agree, isn't it a strange coincidence that all kids of yours are fittable in circus? even these that had more public upbringing

Bruce: i have no idea, mate, ha-ha

*opposite side of the room*

pre-crisis!Jason, who is pissed at Bruce: well, yeah, he asked around the circus if there are any kids, orphaned ones, and took me in. later on, he said to me and Dickie, to teach new kids some tricks from circus, and to find them a fitting role, like, ya know, everyone has their individual role in the group—

Vicki Vale, concerned asf: i am so, so sorry to interrupt, but weren't you dead—

Jason, shrugging: another trick Bruce encouraged. i got in the box, Dickie boy cut me on half kind of one. you know, the audience should get scared that the performer actually died before the mega reveal...

Dick, standing behind Jason: *nodding*

Vicki: i... i see...

Reporter: what is your opinion on all of this, kid?

Damian, also mad at Bruce (he didn't allow him to take in a 938594 pet): my mom says that circus was one of dad's favourite place to visit with his parents before *that* night. obviously, he cannot visit movie theatres nowadays easily, so he copes by remembering the circus, instead.

[ribbononline]

Pokemon fusions- Pink and Blue edition!

Carbink/Gallade - Minior/Gardevoir - Carbink/Delphox

Swirlix/Lopunny - Slurpuff/Lopunny

Swirlix/Gardevoir - Carbink/Arceus - Slurpuff/Mr.Mime

[userunknown3267]

Oooooo! Has the wiki finally started to slowly update? I’ll definitely keep that in mind.

Also I love how it seems like Glisten genuinely didn’t mean to hurt Blot in any way.

Like there’s a few ways this can be perceived, either as at first Glisten was a little annoyed at the complaint from Blot (which means he’s another toon that can understand Blot just fine), another option is he was just making an observation about how talkative Blot is and it came off wrong, or he was just trying to lighten the mood or start a conversation and it just came off wrong.

But that’s just my take.

[jadewritesficshere]

Would you rather

Eddie Munson x Reader

Synopsis: Eddie asks you a question late in the night (<1k words)

Contains: reader is not gendered, hypothetical questions, discussions of sex and oral sex (there is a reference to messy sex, specifically spit, but only one line and not in detail), clowns

18+only

You're laying on your side staring at the wall when his voice pierces the quiet. "Are you awake?" Eddie whispers in the dark. It's almost 2am. The last remnants of weed in your system should have made it easy to fall asleep, but not tonight. You roll onto your back and look over at him," Yeah?"

Eddie shuffles in the bed closer to you," Got a question." Eddie's hand lightly touches your arm, taps it a few times as if to make sure you were there, before retreating. His hand lays next to you, close enough you can feel the warmth. "It's pretty serious." He mumbles.

You can feel your heart beat faster. A pretty serious question could mean anything. Maybe it's about the Upside Down, maybe about your future togeth-

"Would you rather be considered the world's best kisser but be terrible at sex, or be the best at sex but a terrible kisser?"

You pause for a moment.

"That's your question?" You shake your head smiling. The bed shifts as Eddie presses his face into his pillow as if to hide," Nevermind, it's dum-" "It's not dumb! I'm just thinking." Your hand grasps his, squeezing it lightly. "Do i have time to make a pros and cons list?"

"Gut instinct." Eddie pokes at your side and you slap his hand away. "Clarification, does oral count as sex or kissing?" "Hmm," Eddie's brow furrows," I mean it's called oral sex right? So that implies sex."

"Oh then a terrible kisser and good at sex. Good for you and me right? Besides, what's a terrible kiss? A lil messy? You like that-" "Okay shut up!" Eddie slaps you with his pillow causing you to chuckle. Eddie shakes his head before returning his pillow to where it was.

"Now you get to ask one." Eddie's fingers tap out a rhythm against your interlocked hand. You hum, thinking deeply,"Would you love me if I was a worm?" "Thats not a would you rather!" "Okay, would you love me if I was a worm rather then a human."

"That's not- that isn't," Eddie laughs," Okay sure, uh, are you a human sized worm or a regular worm?" "Worm sized." "Do you keep your ass?" You both giggle at the imagery.

"Imagine a worm with just a huge ass," you gasp out," Do worms even have asses?" You both continue to giggle quietly, the bed shaking slightly from your laughter.

"Yeah. I would still love you. I just wake up one day and you've turned into a worm? No, yeah of course I'd still love you. Then I'd go and find the witch that cursed you. I'd galavant through the trees, singing songs of your beauty and our love. Once I find the witch, I'd fall to my knees and beg for them to turn you back." Eddie rambles on, weaving a magical tale of adventure.

"Where am I in all this?" You ask kicking his shin lightly. Eddie traps your leg in his," In my pocket. I'll knit you a little blanket. Wrap it around you. Make you a lil bed and-" You gasp," Like Slimey?" "Like Slimey." Eddie agrees shifting closer to you.

Your eyes have adjusted well to the darkness. You can see his hair going every direction. His lips are slightly chapped but still kissable. His tank top has shifted, showing off a scandalous amount of skin, tattoos, sparse chest hair, and his nipple.

"Would you rather fuck a clown or a mime?" Eddie whispers. "I already fuck a clown i fuck you." You bite your lip to hold back your laughter

Eddie's shocked gasp has you that laughter escaping. "That's it! We're done!" Eddie jokingly pushes away from you as you protest with an "I'm kidding!".

You scoot closer, grasping onto his bicep. You kiss his cheek and continue to murmur apologies. Eddie sighs loudly as he wraps his arms around you. "Calling me a clown," Eddie makes a noise of disgust whilst shaking his head.

Your laughter settles as you gaze into Eddie's eyes. Your noses are almost touching. You can feel the warm exhale of his breath against your face. Eddie kisses you lightly before looking imploringly into your eyes," No, but which would you rather fuck?"

You pause a moment to think. A grin starts to spread across your face," All I can imagine is you go to grab a clown's ass and it just makes one of those squeaky horn noises." Eddie giggles and then mimicks the noise, lightly grabbing your ass.

For whatever reason, it sets you both off laughing. Maybe it's the imagery. Maybe it's the fact that it's 2 am and you both are sleep deprived. Maybe it's the fact you both feel safe and comfortable to be yourself around each other. Maybe it's the leftover weed in your systems.

"Imagine-" Eddie wheezes on a laugh," you go to remove the underwear and as you remove it- wheeze- more just keeps coming. Like those handkerchiefs that never end." The laughter in the room grows louder.

You can feel Eddie's body shake with laughter as he holds you close. Your eyes well up with tears as you imagine Eddie doing a sexy lil dance, removing a pair of underwear from under his skirt, and more keep coming as he said.

A banging on the door causes you both to jump. "Will you two shut up, some of us are trying to sleep!" Steve's grumpy, sleep-addled voice breaks through the silence. "Sorry!" Eddie calls bashful. "Waking me up...got an early shift...need my beauty sleep..fucking fools..." Steve mutters, footsteps sounding as he walks away.

"I think he means fucking clowns." You whisper in Eddie's ear. A fit of giggles fills the air again as you lay in each other's arms.

[quillpokebiology]

Okay not exactly a biology question but I run a small bar and I get a lot of help from different Pokemon so umm I'm looking for an ice type that could deal with the day to day of dealing with a warmer environment plus have some really goood control of there ice abilities any suggestions

Galatians Mr. Mime/Mr. Rime or Galarian Darumaka! Galarian Mr. Mime have great control over their ice, and is actually how they are able to make their barriers. While Darumaka can be a bit rowdy, Galarian Darumaka have good control over their ice and can do well in heat. They're also smaller than Darmanitan, which is good for a bar.

[annabelle--cane]

Post your tiktoks here I wanna see them!!

saur for most of my videos that were any good I usually had an accompanying text post version on here that was more or less the same (I got accused of stealing my own jokes fairly frequently 😔), and most of my attempts at cosplay were, while fun to do, simply not good. however I Will say that some of my jon videos were funny, so. highlight reel:

[saphig-iawn]

what do u think abt a doll who’s also a jester or some kind or dark circus performer? (bc that’s me btw if u care)

Oh I love cute little clowns and jesters! I recently acquired one and her name is Silly Cindy- well I say acquired, I made her and named her myself.

But yes, I adore dolls who love a bit of pageantry and performance. What can make them so fun is that we're all drawn to them in our own little ways, whether its the jingle of their bells, the colours of their costume, or the painted smiles. There is something about them that is so obviously changed from their normal form, that we begin to wonder if something did that to them in a way that is irreversible.

And that is when you start feeling the giggles, like bubbles in a fizzy drink wanting to escape, and once the first giggle slips, they can't stop!

Then you begin to feel the ruffles, and the bells, and wonderful hug the makeup gives your face.

Then you realise how silly all those stresses were, as your smile grows larger than life, and how much it makes you laugh, and how much laughing makes you feel good!

Also let us not forget mimes too! Our monochromatic toys deserve some love too and wonderful box to encase them in for all to see!

[facelessmime]

I knows you might not be doing any art stuffs right now but could you draw Fish Uzi and Fish N (I'm currently crumbling right now, your art is amazing :D)

Ah thank you 😭😭😭!!

It takes me a while to doodle and unfortunately I don't have a lot of time lately to do so-- but I LOVE getting to share this silly passion au.

I hope you enjoy these silly little beans!

[the-gotham-mime]

Mime.. are you okay? You’ve been gone a while.

~ @ladylightningrod

👁️‍🗨️ 👍! 💣🔪…

[Mime’s fine! ‘Busy…’]

[disastercit]

was thinking about camp camp (woah really??) and the theme song and I started wondering how many of the activities in the fast part of the song I've actually done, so naturally I had to find the answer to that question in bingo sheet format:

you'll probably notice some of them are missing (Spaceships, Bomb Defusal, No Refusal, and Keeping up with Rhyming), and that's because I needed it to fit into a 5x5 grid. so I figured I'd axe those four because spaceships and bomb defusal are pretty unlikely, no refusal is really vague, and keeping up with rhyming is so broad and universal that it wasn't even really a question worth asking. if you actually have defused a bomb or been in a spaceship before and I've robbed you of a rare opportunity to humble brag about it, that's your own fault entirely for being too cool and interesting.

anyways, here's what I got. the answer to my original question is apparently that I've done about half of the activities listed in the fast part of the camp camp theme song.

[yllowpages]

who is your muse's favorite actor and why is it johnny cage

[pizzarink]

throws an apple at Georgia

[wulf59-stuff]

Hope don't mind but, I'm curious;

Top 5 Carmen Sandiego ships?

Opinion on Mime Bomb?

And what's your opinion on the ship with Mime Bomb + Neal the Eel/Mime Bomb + Dash Haber (or both + Mime Bomb lol)?

(If you can't tell I kinda like Mime Bomb a little bit lol (that's a lie I like him a lot but understand how some people don't like him as much))

Do top 5 from in order

Carmen x Julia

Cleo x Bellum

La Chevre x El topo

Tigress x Pepper star

Shadow san x Lady dokuso (only because once i saw someone say they would be like a divorced couple. I just emagine that they will shit toke eachother all the time and i think that is funny. But honestly it could easily be replaced by another one)

So i love Mime Bomb. He is funny, he is a little bitch, he will definitely text in emojis and i will not understand a fucking word. He is the tipe of character that you don't need but he makes it better. Like i love him, but him without the makeup skaters me for real. So yeah.

After thinking on it for a while: Mime Bomb and Neal have definitely done the dead and are may be ex. I don't mind it but i think that Neal will annoy Mime Bomb to much.

Even though i think Mime Bomb will annoy Dash buuut, i think the two of them could have a better dynamic.

For example i imagine Mime Bomb trying to explain something to Dash but he can't understand and is just training to not swear and strange Mime bomb. And i find thah hilarious.

Alos some sketches i did to che if i actually like the ship.

(i would like to know you favourite ships and witch one you like more Mime x Dash or Mime x Neal)