#minecraft funny

[riftieecrafts]

my game crashed because i tried to take a screenshot so my friend had to get one for me HAHA

[farmersmarketmc]

Players on our server had a fun little fashion show. Work it!!! Join us at FarmersMarketMC.net! LGBTQ+ friendly!

[amvod]

''Familiar moment."

A young woman stands up on top of a tree because she's fucking stupid.

How did she get there ? ''Bonjour.'' HOLY FUCK SHE'S FRENCH.

''Whatever, how did I get there ?''

Yes, how THE FUCK did she get there.

''Selfie with your mom."

How the actual fuck- listen here you bitch this- okay, you know what ? I'm leaving. I'm not coming back, this shit fucked. Have fun losers. God I fucking hate myself. Fuck this shit. Nothing is real, this is a video game. This is... this is... shitty fucking hell, I'm fucking stuck with all of you and I hate it so much everything is fucking terrible and it's happen again and again I can't take it anymore I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Fucking losers.

''Anyway, what drugs are you addicted to ?''

[amethyst-cluster]

ill take my pilot’s license now

[crumbcraft]

Going Live in 10 minutes !! Come chat while I expand upon my Bee Empire. My... Bempire??

[minecraftpandakun]

これがマイクラパンダ君ダンスや！ This is Panda-kun dance

[daily-spooky]

[madame-helen]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[toastbutteregg]

[riftieecrafts]

wood :(

[catchymemes]

[brella-boi]

This is his villain origin story I think, actually

[imdead770]

Percy "put your minecraft bed beside mine" Jackson

And

Annabeth "making an architectural masterpiece" Chase

[polarisbear]

you got mail!