#more soft/bottom Zoro please...

[angelltheninth]

Would you write one piece men with a size kink with Zoro, Sanji, Ace, Law, Crocodile, Doflamingo and Mihawkc please?

(Some are so tall that a size kink is inevitable)

That is true, a lot of these man are really tall! Great height if you ask me.

Pairing: Roronoa Zoro, Sanji Vinsmoke, Portgas D. Ace, Dracule Mihawk, Trafalgar Law, Crocodile, Donquixote Doflamingo x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, rough sex, gentle sex, praise, size kink, creampie, breeding kink, sub/dom dynamics, power imbalance

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A/N: Kinda looking forward to that new anime adaptation. Maybe this time we can get no fillers.

Zoro admires you for trying to take his dick after you only came once. He knows it won't happen, he needs to loosen you up with his fingers, spread you open on them and then when your pussy is begging to be filled push inside. While he can be rough in combat and harsh with you sometimes he is very careful when having sex with you. Almost like he's a different man, all soft and asking if you're okay, if you can still take more or should he stop.

Sanji constantly teases you by telling you that you can't take all of him and is more than happy to be proven wrong. When you come and he's barely half way inside of you he will get the most annoying smirk on his face and tell you he told you so. Should have listened to him, but then you get sick of his taunting and take his cock all the way at once. He has to admit that's impressive but still you shouldn't force yourself just for his pleasure, not that he doesn't enjoy it.

Ace feels bad about how big he is because he can always tell that taking his entire cock is a struggle for you, no matter the hole. Creampies might be one of his favorite things, and he really wants to get you pregnant when you're far into your relationship but even then he's careful while pushing his girthy cock into your tight wetness. His eyes roll back when he bottoms out. To him just the fact that you're willing to take all if him is a testament to how much you love him.

Mihawk honestly doesn't care if you can take all of him or not but he loves how he dwarfed you in size of everything. His fingers fill you so easily, his cock feels heavy on your tongue and in your hand, his body looms over yours. It's dominance and he doesn't even have to try that hard. Of course he can't deny the pleasure he experiences when you sit on his cock, taking him in fully and begging, mumbling for more, to be filled up and stretched out.

Law starts out very gentle and lets you get rougher, he usually encourages you to. The first time you took all of him he actually couldn't believe it, you were so determined too. Since then he never had sex with you without sheathing all of himself inside of you and watching your eyes roll back when he hits the deepest parts of you. Usually he had to hold back in previous relationships but not with you and that is very refreshing.

Crocodile barely gives you time to adjust to his length before fucking you so hard you almost pass out. The only thing keeping you conscious is that he is ordering you to be and you've never been able to refuse his orders, he was in charge. In his eyes you're his perfidious lover but also his favorite cocktoy, there's no pussy better than yours. He will tell you so too, every time you take him all the way in.

Doflamingo knows he's a bit too much for you but he never lets you pull away until he bottoms out in you. If you try to get away he grabs you harder and keeps you still. Smirks down at you, cooing at you, teasing you by going even slower do you can feel every inch of his dick splitting you open. Let the bruises on your hips and throat be a lesson to you, never try to get away from him when he's balls deep in your cunt.

[yourtamaki]

rip my ribcage open (devour what’s truly yours)

zoro x f!reader

word count: 2.1k

warnings: tummy-pusher zoro, squirting, oral (f!receiving), overstimulation, prone bone, chokehold, slight breath play, creampie, violent imagery, religious imagery, bit of aftercare.

zoro thinks you might be trying to say his name.

he’s knelt between your legs, sitting back on his haunches and rocking his hips just enough to fuck you with the fat tip of his cock. there’s a rhythm to the unsteady rise and fall of your chest. short inhale, long exhale, the same way you always sigh his name when he’s reduced you to this.

tears dotting your lashes, drool seeping from the corner of your mouth, hips bucking mindlessly trying to get him to slip in deeper.

fuck, you’re hungry for it.

zoro is not a man of many indulgences. he doesn’t allow himself to be. having too many vices can only lead to a weak mind and an even weaker will. he eats but he does not savour, he sleeps but he does not dream.

but he’d be a shit swordsman if he didn’t understand the balance in all things. denying himself all of life’s comforts would make for a rigid spirit, brittle and easily broken. so he’ll sip on some sake and enjoy its fire in his belly, he’ll nap on sunny’s deck so when he wakes, it’s to the sight of his crew set to the backdrop of the setting sun. and when the sun dips below the horizon, there’s nothing to stop him from finding you in the dark and pulling you into a hungry kiss.

that balance is what makes nights like these all the better. knowing that having you like this, spread open and vulnerable, is good for him. that you’re making him a better man, a stronger man, just by letting him take you apart and make a mess out of you. there’s no need to resist the temptation now of bending low to press his lips to your trembling ones in a slow, ravenous kiss.

you taste like need and the sweetest of sins and he licks at the roof of your mouth, knowing he’s damned himself long ago to crave you for as long as he lives.

"if you want something, you have to ask,” he says, pulling back and idly groping at your tits, pinching your nipple when you don’t answer. you throw your head back at the sudden sensation and a wild heat blooms in his chest at the sight, scorching his ribs. how easily you bare your neck for him. how thoughtlessly.

"please, zoro, please. want you deeper, i wanna feel you here,” you take his hands, sliding them down your body until they come to rest on your lower stomach. irritation, sharp and sudden, cuts through his haze.

“don’t fucking beg,” he says, low and even, “you don’t have to beg. ever.”

it’s so far beneath you to plead, he has to swallow down the growl building in the back of his throat. zoro would topple empires for you, would cut the very moon in half if you asked, and you think you have to beg him for anything?

he doesn’t wait for you to nod before he starts pushing in. it doesn’t matter if you understand yet or not, he’ll fuck it into you until you do.

there’s a moment after he’s bottomed out inside you where neither of you move a muscle. he grits his teeth from the effort of holding on to the frayed rope that is his restraint and letting you get used to the wide stretch of him. ages pass before you reach up, slowly as if to not startle the beast above you, and cup his face in your soft palm. you stroke your thumb across his cheek, just on the edge of his scar. your touch is warm and gentle and cracks something inside him wide open.

the rope slip from his fingers. he lets it.

there’s no warning, no build-up before he’s pressing both palms down on your stomach and fucking into you. you reach up to hold on to any part of him, settling around his neck, a balm on his flushed skin even as your nails dig and bite into him.

“you feel that? hmm?” his smile feels jagged and sharp, more demon than man but you only moan at the sight of it, “you feel me in there?”

it’s a strange sensation, feeling himself carve a space inside you, the push and pull. it’s filthy and more intimate than it has any right to be and he fucking loves it.

“fuck, feel you i feel—” a rough thrust cuts you off and when you catch your breath, you’re still rambling, “—so good, you’re so good.”

zoro’s been called many things in his life but good isn’t one of them. it’s never bothered him before. good men don’t claw their way up in the world and leave a trail of slaughter in their wake. good men don’t scream at the heavens and demand to be heard.

zoro is not a good man. but he can be good. to you. for you.

“breathe, baby,” he says, “don’t forget to breathe.”

he presses down a bit harder and your reaction is instantaneous, legs kicking out, the tears that have been threatening to spill over since he stuffed a pillow under your hips finally sliding down your cheeks. you take him so beautifully and something barbed wraps around his heart and squeezes at the sight, shredding him to bloody pieces.

he knows you’re close before your eyes start to flutter, can feel it building like a storm inside you and chases your pleasure with reckless abandon.

“zoro.”

short inhale, long exhale. his name a sigh on your parted lips as you clench tight around him and cum. he doesn’t stop moving for a second, doesn’t let up the pressure even as he feels you gush all over him, soaking his cock, his thighs, his stomach. his strokes stay sure and steady as he fucks you through your high.

you shudder beneath him before relaxing back into the bed and he slows to a stop to let you catch your breath. it hurts to look at you, all divine and fucked out. it’s a sight too holy for a hellbound man like him to behold but he drinks it in anyway, burns it into his mind. 

what’s one more sin to a demon?

zoro slips out of you with a hiss through gritted teeth, taking a moment to admire the creamy ring around his base, your arousal and cum still dripping off him. you’ve marked him as yours and yours alone without even trying and his cock twitches at the thought.

“no why?” you whine as he pulls back further, “give it back.”

“turn over,” even as he speaks, he’s manhandling you until you’re laid out on your stomach, hips propped up with the pillow he takes care to push under you. zoro kisses down your spine before settling between your spread legs and greeting your cunt with a broad stroke of his tongue, “i ever tell you that you taste good like this?”

“like- mmm fuck,” you say, all breathy as he circles around your swollen clit, “like what?”

“stretched out,” he murmurs, “open.” 

you’re past the point of words as he grabs two handfuls of your ass, spreads your sticky lips open with his thumbs and buries his tongue inside you. he savours the sweet little gasps you let you like the finest sake, groaning into your pussy as you start to rock your hips and grind your clit against him. he can’t catch a full breath, thinks he might be suffocating, and moans a bit louder.

a swarm of words bubble up hot and fast in his lungs, taking up space where breath once lived. half-formed thoughts try and fail to take shape in his mouth, weighing down the tongue that makes you writhe in the sheets. 

he can’t bring himself to speak but if he could, he’d show you. zoro wants to crack his ribs open so you can see the bloody wreckage you’ve caused, let you crawl in and keep you safe next to the heart that’s always, always, been yours. he’d probably burst into flames with so much goodness inside him but that’s alright. at least he’d keep you warm.

the words stay trapped where they are though and all he can do is all he’s ever known how to. he goes to work. zoro is singleminded in his task, fingers digging into the fat of your ass to keep you still while he devours you whole and it doesn’t take long before he’s pushing you off the edge he never let you stray too far away from.

he laps at your folds until you start to squirm away, crawling up the bed and away from him. he lets you put a bit of distance between you, lulls his prey into thinking it’s escaped before he pounces. between one breath and the next, zoro’s on you, draped along your back, licking at the sweat that beads down the nape of your neck. you arch into him, pushing back against the hardness digging into your ass before he rests his weight down on you, forcing you flat on your front.

“where do you want me, baby?” he asks, kissing behind your ear, “tell me where you want me.”

in this moment and in all others, zoro would do anything you told him to. you could make him hump you like an animal until he cums and lick your skin clean or stand across the room and jack off by himself with nothing but the lingering taste of your pussy to help him get off. he’d do it and he’d do it without an ounce of shame.

“want you inside,” you slur, “wanna be full.”

his entire being in the palm of your hands and you choose to be merciful.

“you sure?” he lifts up off you just enough to get a hand around his base and nudge his tip against your clit, “not too sensitive?”

“yeah, pl- i can take it.”

his grin is all teeth when he hears you correct yourself, “that’s my fucking girl. stay still, baby. let me take care of you.”

you’re soft and slick from his spit and two orgasms and when he bottoms out all at once, it’s with a low groan in your ear that echoes behind your breathy moan. sinking back inside you feels like rapture, like something he’s done nothing to deserve but basks in anyway with an endless greed.

he wraps his arms around you, one across your front groping at your chest while the other hooks around to put you in a headlock, keeping you pressed flush to him as he starts to rock into you. zoro is quiet in his worship, purposeful, and you’re nearly as quiet in receiving it, the room filled only by your soaked cunt and ragged breathing. though you don’t say anything, he can hear you loud and clear.

short inhale, long exhale.

a holy call he’s helpless to answer.

zoro fucks you to the rhythm of his name, short, devastating thrusts with his whole weight thrown behind him. he wants to live in this moment, could spend the rest of his days with his cock dragging along your walls slow and sure, relishing the way you tighten like a vice around him every time he flexes and cuts your air off mid-gasp.

but he swore an oath at your altar and zoro has always been a man of his words.

he cums with a sigh of your name, spilling inside you for what feels like ages before he collapses over you boneless and spent, his softening cock keeping you plugged nice and full just like you asked so sweetly for.

“you okay?” he asks, pulling out as gently as he can and helping you roll over when your trembling arms make it clear you can’t do it on your own.

“mhmm,” you pull yourself up until you’re nose to nose with him. zoro holds still as you scatter kisses across his face like stardust. his temple, his scar, the corner of his mouth. there’s no order, no pattern he can discern to the affection you bestow but he accepts it the way all blessings should be received. with silent gratitude.

“nothing hurts?” 

“no. but you’re carrying me to the bath.”

“okay.”

you tuck yourself into his side, reaching up to idly roll his earrings between your fingers, “and washing my hair.”

“okay.”

“and i’m gonna wash your hair.”

“okay.”

“say something else.”

he thinks for a moment, thinks of all he could never put to words and lets them stay as thoughts. instead, he meets your eyes and settles on a simple truth, “you’re beautiful.”

a smile, radiant and bright, breaks across your face. what happens, he wonders, when a demon is the cause of something as divine as your smile? it’s a question he doesn’t mind spending his life searching the answer to. 

dedicated to: mah wife @katslutski and the loml @saotoru

[demonpiratehuntress]

wake up, i need you

OPLA!Zoro x F!Reader

summary - you're more affected by his injury than anyone else, but at least this gives you a chance to confess without immediate rejection?

warnings - slight angst, mentions of blood and injury

a/n - as i'm only around 420 episodes into the anime, i'm not sure if anyone has the devil fruit power i'm giving the reader here. if so, i'm sorry

You'd never seen so much blood before.

Especially not gushing out of him like that.

The moment they carried him through that door you froze, your mind going blank. You hadn't been prepared for a situation like this - always believing that he was the strongest person you knew. Still was, just...

Even as they laid him on the counter, everything blurred around you. The rest of the crew's voices became muffled, the world - or more specifically, your world - turning on its side.

"(Name)?"

Your feet finally carried you away from the scene, each step slow, unsteady and more painful than the last.

You couldn't look at him. You wouldn't.

"Sit down, love."

You don't know who guided you to the seat, you barely even registered the voice that spoke. But you were seated moments later, staring blankly into space as your mind raced to catch up with reality.

You didn't know when, but you finally snapped out of your trance and quietly made your way to Nami's room, where they'd left him. Laying there, looking even paler than normal, bandages covering his torso. Laying there lifeless, still as a doll.

Everyone else was gone - left to defend the Baratie from Arlong. You'd been told to stay, or at least that's what you thought Usopp had said. You were too emotional to fight, you'd just get hurt too.

So you sat with him.

The chair next to the bed felt cold as you lowered your tense, stiff body into it. Hands clasped together anxiously on your lap, nervously fidgeting with your fingers, you sat in what felt like an awkward, unbearable silence that stretched on for a while.

Finally, when you couldn't hold it in anymore, you spoke.

"You're so stupid," you whispered, no real bite behind your words.

No response.

You breathed in deeply, exhaling shakily as you closed your eyes for a moment, collecting yourself. Then, when you found your voice again, you continued.

"You idiot." Your hand hovered over his arm, trembling fingers hesitant to touch his skin. Fearing the coldness they might feel. "I...why did you do this to me?" Something wet rolled down your cheek, but this time you didn't stop the flood.

"I wanted you to fulfil your dream," you confessed, your voice barely above a whisper. "But it's hard to support it now that it's almost stolen you from us. From me." Another shaky breath, your bottom lip trembling as you gripped the hem of your shirt like you were about to rip it.

"I don't want...I can't..." You choked on your words, struggling for a moment before speaking again. "You have to wake up, Zoro. You have to. Please, I...I don't want to have to do this without you. I can't." Your voice cracked at the next part, "I can't imagine waking up and not seeing your face, and that stupid green hair, even if you're still sleeping late into the morning. I can't imagine not hearing your stupid voice, even if you're saying something utterly ridiculous or arguing with someone on the crew." Adding 'stupid' wasn't intentional, just your frustration bleeding into your words.

"Please, Zoro," you pleaded quietly, your voice weak and vulnerable.

"I love you."

"Arlong, wait!"

Your head snapped up, your sorrow draining completely as you heard the next few words out of your navigator's mouth.

"I have the map."

You stood immediately, looking at Zoro for a moment. Leaning down, you pressed a soft, gentle kiss to his cheek before exiting, emerging to see Arlong holding your captain by his throat.

Nami telling him to let the sea kill Luffy.

You crouched down, your fingers finding a broken plank on the ground. Your eyes glossed over, pure silver replacing your usual (eye colour). The plank turned into a silver spike, heavy and cold in your hand as you slowly rose to your feet. You didn't even wait for Nami to talk Arlong out of killing Luffy himself, you threw the spike at the fishman's leg and crippled him, catching him by surprise.

After he left with Nami - a shocking betrayal that you just couldn't bring yourself to dwell on right now - you ran to where Sanji was hauling your captain out of the water.

Though lucky for you - and your emotions - Luffy was fine.

When you got back to the Merry, reeling after the events of recent, you collapsed into a chair at the kitchen counter and buried your face in your hands. Everyone left you alone, figuring you needed your space, but offered supportive taps on your shoulder.

Then...

"ZORO!"

Your entire body stiffened, heartbeat beginning to pick up. Was he really..? Did Luffy just..?

But you didn't have the courage to stand up and face him. Your body remained frozen in place, your heart and mind conflicted on what it should do. Your heart told you to run to him, your mind told you the opposite. So you just sat there, heart pounding, fear of what he might say to you - if he even heard you - filling your mind.

"(Name)!" Luffy called. "Zoro's awake!"

But before you could even get up, the swordsman was standing in the doorway. Your eyes locked, and for a moment none of you moved.

Then Zoro closed the distance in three long strides, and within seconds his larger frame loomed over yours. His hands on the table, trapping you between him the counter. Leaving no room for you to escape - he truly knew you well, even after mere weeks of being a crew.

"Say it again."

Your eyes widened, your mouth opening to ask him what he meant.

"I want to know that you meant it."

Instantly you deflated, shoulders sagging as your expression turned downcast, "I meant it, Zoro. Every word."

"So say those last ones again," he urged, desperation just barely evident in his voice. Then, quieter so only you could hear, he added, "Please."

"I love you," you breathed out, immediately responding to his plea.

His eyes flashed with something - vulnerability? affection? - before his hand found its way to your face, and with a gentleness never seen before from him, he cupped your cheek.

"Say it again," he murmured, his deep voice strained with emotion.

"I love you."

He hummed, fingers moving to your chin to delicately tilt your head up so that he could kiss you. His lips were warm against your own, moving urgently and desperately.

"You won't have to do anything without me," he pulled away slowly, hesitantly, not wanting to. "That's my vow to you."

Your eyes welled up, a smile tugging at your lips, "Good. Idiot."

He chuckled.

"So...my voice and my hair are stupid, hm?"

Your eyes widened again.

[writingoddess1125]

Ive Fallen

The moment they fell in love with you~

Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Buggy, Shanks, Mihawk x GN Reader

Please support me on Ko-Fi I'd like to pay rent 👍🏽

Luffy

It was the moment you had made him his favorite meal and said the magic words-

"Hey Luffy welcome back!" You say cheerfully as you set down a plate for a customer. Your regular Luffy coming in for his normal mountain of food-

"Hey (Y/N)!" He said cheerfully as he set himself on his normal bench. You already having his glass of milk poured as you set it before him and got his plate consisting of his favorite items you had already made ahead of time.

"I saw you were getting your boat ready to set sail"

"I got to get everything going for when im pirate king!" He said loudly, taking a hefty bite of his food. You smiled, always loving his optimistic ways.

"Well, I believe in you Luffy. If there is anyone who will become king of the pirates its you" You say cheerfully and give him a smile.

Luffy felt his heart beating like a drum and warmth developed his body. Like your words had kicked his heart into action-

"Oop let me go refill Mr. Yamos drinks" You say cheerfully as you go to continue your work, Luffys eyes following you.

Had you always looked this pretty?

Zoro

When he saw you training

Zoro was.. well lost- He had needed to use the restroom when the ship made port and it was like he made one turn and suddently his was in a deep forest.

Fuck-

So Zoro went to make his way back, unknowingly getting himself more and more lost.

Stumbling through a clearing he stopped when he saw you- standing there practicing formation and swings with your sword- So beautiful and powerful, he couldn't help but be mesmerized.

Standing there watching from the trees he couldn't help but feel some warmth come to his cheeks, finally working the will to approach.

"Need a sparing partner?" He offered as he stepped forward.

Sanji

When he saw you baking and trying the food some kids had made for you

They had made port to restock supplies, in his case get more groceries since Luffy ate enough for 5 men. Walking through the streets of the village he smelled the sweets before he saw you- in the window letting out trays of freshly baked treats with a smile on your lips.

Your smile drew him to stop midstep and watch. A few young children running past him to the shop as they held up their treats to you-

He saw the pastry even from here he could see it was burned and most likely raw in the center, the thick layer of flower on the bottom no better then cement. Any person with a pallet wouldn't be able to swallow it- not even Luffy. However you smiled and took a big bite of the pastry and swallowed.

Smiling at the child and praising them on doing so well- Sanji felt his chest tughten and warmth unlike his normal attraction bubble in his system, his feet moving faster then his mind as he approached your bakery.

Buggy

When he saw you perform for the first time

Buggy had stopped by a village during a festival, Normally he would have just raided the place but he had a soft spot for festivals like this- So for now the village was spared.

Especially since they had one hell of a hot dog stand which he gladly took part in. While standing there eating his treat he turned to see the grand bonfire that was being set up as music started to be played, everyone starting to gather and dance- And then he saw you.

Singing and dancing along to the music as you stole the show, twirling around the fire with others as your clothes seemed to highly glow next to the light of the bonfire making you look like a living star.

Buggy felt Hypnotized as he watched you, The way you sang, dance and your overall grace.

He had never wanted to see another person perform so badly in his life, a warmth Flooding his face and chest as he watched you laugh and walk away to get a drink. Standing up to follow and work up the nerve to speak with you.

Shanks

When he heard you singing while gardening

Ah to he back at his favorite bar

He stepped out to get some fresh air, the warmth of the sun hitting his skin and making him feel energized. His train of thought was broken however as he heard singjng?- this wasn't a area that had a choir or anything like that so it caught his interest following the song to behind the bar.

Turning around the corner he spotted you, on your knees in the herb garden thay grew next to the restaurant gathering things needed for drunks and food.

He couldn't tear his eyes away from you as your voice washed through him- you looked so damn cute, paired with your singing it just made his chest squeeze at the sight.

"You have a beautiful voice" He said softly before giving you a sly smile, seeing you turn back to him and blush at being caught.

Mihawk

When you were sitting by the fireplace reading

Mihawk had arrived in a sleepy village, going to the nearest inn for the night to rest. Typically he would have just camped outside but the flash flood pouring over the village said otherwise-

Entering he spotted you right away, seated infront of the fire with a book. Normally he wouldn't bother glancing at such a sight but in truth he couldn't turn away.

You just looked so elegant? Seated so perfectly infront of that grand fireplace in comforble warm clothes, a cup of tea next to you and eyes focused only on the written word.

"Sir would you like a room?" The old women snapping him from his thoughts as he quickly nodded and paid for the room. Deciding it was best to just approach.

"What are you reading?" He asked, watching your eyes travel up to meet his and giving him a gentle smile as you tell him about the book series you were reading and offering him to read the first edition since you'd already completed it.

He accepts and sits at the chair across from you- A comforble relaxes feeling washing through him at this and he couldn't help but let his eyes fall in you.

Lovely

[nicksolemnlyswears]

TWO IS COMPANY, THREE IS A CROWD

SWEET TREAT

pairing: opla!zoro x reader, opla!sanji x reader

word count: 1.7k

warning: 18+, smut, swearing, penetration (p in v), fingering, slight vouyerism (?), very little spit play, zoro has a biting and pain kink

a/n: i want to preface this by saying that i have never seen the original anime 'one piece'. if you have watched it and you think the character are super ooc i apologize but i warned you.

i watched the netflix live action and i fell in love with it and its characters. i liked it a lot more than i ever thought. as soon as i finished it this prompt came into my head and here i am 24 hours later.

this is my first time writing about opla so please be kind to me :')

With everyone on the crew busy you have the perfect opportunity to slip into the cabin Zoro and Sanji share. Your green haired boyfriend waits for you on his hanging bed. He has an arm thrown around his eyes, pretending to take a nap.

You slide your shoes off and saunter to the bed where you straddle his relaxed body and lean over his chest. The pads of your fingers playfully trace his exposed chest. He calmly removes his arm from his eyes and wraps it around you instead. A soft grin adorns his sharp features.

He heard you coming down the hall, he knows the difference in the steps of his crew mates. That and he noticed your heated stare throughout the day while he practiced with his swords. A book may have been in your hands but your eyes were locked on his figure.

“Hi handsome,” you whisper with a bite of your lip.

“Missed me already?” Zoro smirks, twirling a strand of your hair with his finger.

He's surprised it took you more than ten minutes to seek him out. He had been expecting you to barge through the door as soon as he walked in. Guess he has to give you more credit than that.

“Desperately,” you say, catching his lips with yours in a heated kiss.

He knows what you want. The escape to his room in pretense of a nap was all a ruse to get you in his bed. And you followed the unspoken plan seamlessly. Your absence on deck went nearly unnoticed.

Zoro's hands firmly grasp your thick thighs, pulling you flush against him. You moan into his mouth as one of your hands gets tangled in his hair. The other runs up and down his chest, feeling the scar left behind from a duel and his hard muscles.

You love his strong hands and how they cling to your body whenever you’re near. His touch is hot on your skin, leaving blazing flames of arousal behind. The callouses in his hands add to the sensations coursing through you.

His fingers teasingly play with the hem of your skirt, lifting it to touch the skin underneath. He cheekily gives your ass a squeeze before grabbing a fistful of your dress and taking it completely off your body.

It forces you to break your kiss yet a string of saliva connects the two of you. Zoro watches this with lustful eyes, lips smashing back against yours, teeth nipping your bottom lip.

Zoro sits up with you still on his lap, holding onto his strong shoulders. Against your protests he pulls away, glancing at your nearly naked body.

"Tsk." He should’ve known you wouldn’t be wearing a bra, you tend to avoid the tight garment as much as possible. You smile cheekily at him, playfully arching your back to temp him into taking what he wants.

Just like in his day to day, Zoro is quiet in bed. Opting to make you moan and cry out his name. All you get from him are quiet hums of approval, grunts and the occasional swear word.

With one hand holding you in place, he lifts his other hand to grasp at your soft flesh. Your nipples perk up feeling his warm touch and Zoro takes advantage of that as he lightly pinches them between the pads of his fingers and pulls on them.

You watch his concentrated face with your lip between your teeth, holding back moans. Your breaths are shaky something he can clearly feel as he leaves open mouthed kisses down the expanse of your neck and chest, sucking pretty bruises on your skin.

Your hips begin grinding lightly against his to try and somewhat relieve yourself. Zoro is in no rush though as he takes his time sucking a nipple into his mouth, massaging it with his tongue. That's when he looks up at you and catches your eye. He mischievously shoots you a wink and bites down on your nipple.

"Fuck," you cry out in pleasure as he soothes the ache with his tongue.

Zoro quiets you down by kissing you once more. While you're distracted his touch trails down between your legs.

“Been wanting this a while, huh?” He teases, feeling the strings of your arousal coating your panties.

“All day,” you pant, planting another kiss on his lips.

“Thought you got your fix this morning,” he mentions casually, tilting his head. He's feeling you though the thin material, outlining every part of you as it clings to your skin.

“Not enough,” you pout, leaning your forehead against his.

“Typical,” he scoffs. “Let me take care of you.”

Your underwear easily snaps with a tug of his fingers. You glare at him disapprovingly. He laughs it off, kissing the pout from your lips. Then Zoro dips his finger in your folds, feeling and spreading your wetness without a barrier to hold him back. With your eyes scrunched in pleasure your head drops on his shoulder, begging in his ear to keep touching you. To give you more.

He circles your clit as his other hand touches the rest of your body. His hand grips your side, your chest, your thighs, it has a mind of its own as it does as it pleases with your body. Zoro bites your shoulder as he pushes one of his long fingers in you. He's always been one to play with the limits of pain and pleasure.

"Yes, Zoro. Baby, please." Your begging is chopped and incoherent but he understands what he needs without you telling him.

One finger becomes two and soon your hips rock along to the pace. You've returned to kissing his lips to keep quiet. The crew should be outside, out of earshot but you can never be too cautious. The only noise in the cabin is the squelching coming from Zoro's finger in your pussy and the smacking of your lips.

His digits curve just how you like it, hitting that spot inside of you as his palm hits your clit with each push. He's relentless once his teasing comes to a halt. Over and over Zoro sends jolts of electricity through you.

You're slumped in his lap as your hips ride his fingers. Your forehead falls against his as you try to keep your whines to a minimum. You whisper praises and words of encouragement until that knot in your stomach begins unraveling.

“Gonna cum,” you cry out. You bury your fingers in his hair and his back as your walls begin to contract around his fingers.

“That’s it, baby,” Zoro praises, feeling your pussy clench rhythmically around his fingers. Your thighs shake just the same, wave after wave.

You're flushed atop of Zoro, catching your breath. His fingers leave you but then soon come to rest on your bitten-red lips. You open them willingly, tasting yourself on his fingers as you lock eyes with him.

As he pulls his fingers back you say, “I wanna ride you, Zoro. Can I?”

"You can handle it, baby? All on your own?" He asks, teasing you. He's being a little shit who wants to give you a hard time.

You eagerly nod, unbuttoning his tight pants and taking them off along with his shirt. His cock is hard and pretty. He has a nice length but is more on the thicker side. You release a shaky breath remembering the delicious stretch it provides. The tip of his cock is a dark pink always enticing you to lick it.

“Get it wet for me baby,” he orders you as he lies back in bed with his arms folded behind his head.

You're wet enough to take him but Zoro likes to watch you drool over his cock. Grabbing his cock that lays hard on his abdomen, you open your mouth and stick your tongue out, letting a strip of saliva fall down to his cock. His precum and your saliva mix as you wrap your hand around him to spread it.

You look to him for approval and he nods. You adjust yourself over him, pussy hovering over his erect cock. You line him up and press his tip on your entrance, letting it gather your arousal.

With your patience running thin you sink down slowly, taking inch after inch. The sting of him stretching you out unmistakably erotic. Zoro's eyes jump from watching your fucked out expression to your pussy swallowing his dick.

Your eyebrows furrow and your mouth falls agape as you fall flush against him. The dark patch of hair at his base tickling your thighs. You could cry from how good you're feeling and the immense pleasure coursing through your body.

His palms caress your thighs, encouraging you. It's a silent praise for doing it so well. You feel Zoro thrust from under you, a sign you should start riding him.

"Fuck," Zoro silently curses as his eyes zone in on your tits bouncing along with you. His hand instantly reaches out, flicking and pulling on your nipples.

"Zoro," you moan, hands splayed on his stomach, bracing yourself. With each bounce you feel him hitting that spot, again and again.

Unlike Zoro, you are not physically strong. You can't fight for hours without breaking a sweat so it's no surprise you start getting tired. Your thigh muscles ache, making your movement sloppy. Each time you slow down though he spanks you, making you jump and pick the pace back up.

Zoro could do more to help you but he doesn't feel like it. He likes seeing how far you'll go to get what you want. You just want to use him for your pleasure and he's letting you do just that. He has enough controlling himself to not nut so soon from the vice grip your cunt has on his cock.

Getting frustrated with Zoro's spanks you grab his hands pining them down on his stomach with yours. Any other day it would've been far from enough, but he lets you be.

You're no quitter though you won't let Zoro take over so instead you choose to rock your hips back and forth. The pleasure is just the same as your clit drags on his pubic bone. Your eyes close and your head is thrown back as you get used to the new sensation. Chasing your release is the only thing on your mind.

“Came to say dinner is ready but you two seem busy,” a voice speaks from the door. Sanji.

He's watching the spectacle in front of him. He should've known you were up to no good when he noticed your absence in the kitchen. You often like to keep him company and help him out wherever you can.

“S-sanji,” your eyes widen in surprise. Even from across the room Sanji can hear the lewd noises your wet cunt makes with each movement.

“You did a shit job this morning,” Zoro grunts as your walls choke his cock more than before. Sanji watching the two of you will do that to you.

Sanji walks up to the bed saying, “It’s not my fault she’s insatiable. I had her screaming into her pillow this morning. Isn’t that right, sweetheart?” He asks, grabbing your chin with two fingers.

"Yes," you breathe out, looking up at your other boyfriend. Sanji rewards you with a slow kiss, his tongue slipping into your mouth. Zoro watches the two of you, rolling his eyes.

"Hmm," he mutters, "Good girl."

Sanji inspects you with calculating eyes. His finger follows his gaze as it wanders from your cheek to the mark on your neck he left this morning, it continues to your shoulder where it circles around the bite mark Zoro just created. It continues its descent down your sternum as he avoids touching your chest. As he nears your slit his finger lifts from your skin and a smack is delivered to your ass. How he wishes he can switch with Zoro at that moment. It's of no matter though he'll have you in his bed later in the night.

"Join us," you beg Sanji, trying to chase his lips but he pulls back. "Want both of you."

That same sentence is what got you in this predicament in the first place. Both men were attracted to you and you were attracted to both of them. It was too hard to choose one over the other so you all made a relatively simple agreement.

"I'm afraid I can't, darling," Sanji apologetically smiles, giving you one last kiss. “Finish up soon or Luffy won't leave any food for the two of you.” he says, leaving the room once more.

The last thing he catches is Zoro flipping you over to your knees, your chest pressed against the mattress and your surprised expression as he pushes back into you. Zoro loves when you take the lead, but it's time he takes things back into his own hands if either of you wants to have dinner.

[thebisexualdogdad]

Dating Sanji and Zoro (Male!reader)

● oh the amount of arguments you have to break up between your boyfriends

● they love purposely doing things that will annoy the shit out of each other

● and you are stuck in the middle playing mediator

● “Sanj maybe you don't need to use Zoro's sword to cut those tomatoes”

● “Zoro please don't swap the labels on Sanji's spices… again”

● it's a real shit show when one of them grabs your bo staff to hit the other one over the head with it

● Zoro is a master swordsman, Sanji is skilled in black leg style fighting where you are a pro with a bo staff

● and you've learned to expertly fight alongside one another to become practically unbeatable

● Sanji is much more affectionate than Zoro

● he's all over you, hugging you and kissing you, whispering sweet nothings in your ear and putting his hand in your back pocket while Zoro prefers to do those things in private

● though Sanji will purposely kiss Zoro in public just to fluster him which makes you laugh

● "wha- sanji I- I told you not to do that"

● "to late, already did it lover boy"

● and he will forever deny that he gets butterflies whenever he hears either of you refer to each other as your ‘boyfriends’

● but you better believe Zoro gets so soft when you or Sanji get hurt/sick

● you could just have a common cold and Zoro will not leave your side until you feel better

● Zoro's love language is acts of service

● so without telling you he will clean up the kitchen for Sanji or fix any dents in your staff

● Sanji “Hey do you know who organized all the food by what's closest to expiration?”

● or you “does anyone know how all the chips in my staff are gone?”

● Zoro just shrugs and pretends to not know despite staying up all night to do those kind of things

● and Sanji's love language is making sure his boys are always fed

● he's constantly asking you guys if you've eaten or if you're hungry

● “Sanj we ate dinner like an hour ago we're stuffed”

● “yes but I can still make you dessert”

● Sanji and Zoro are both switches

● but Zoro refuses to let Sanji top him

● because the one time Sanji did he hasn't let him forget it

● they will be in the middle of an argument and Sanji will say “you weren't so tough when I had you on your back begging for me”

● Zoro “Shut up Sanji!”

● you chuckle “well you are a beggar”

● when Zoro bottoms for you he becomes a moaning begging mess

● chanting your name as he gets closer to his release

● where bottom Sanji is a total brat who loves to push buttons to get punished

● when they top you they get so competitive of who can fuck you better

● “I'm the one who made Y/N cum last night”

● “yeah but I'm the one who made him cum twice this morning”

● and when they are both on their knees sucking you off it's a sight to see

● one will be taking your cock all the way to the back of their throat while the other is sucking on your balls

● Sanji loves having his nipples played with

● he's in heaven when one of you is eating his ass while the other is sucking and licking his nipples

● and Zoro loves having his hair pulled

● if you have him on his hands and knees fucking him from behind while you pull his hair he's putty in your hands

● you and Sanji regularly worship Zoro's muscles

● if you see Zoro flexing his biceps you two can't resist dragging him somewhere private

● his abs are always covered in hickies

● you love seeing his stomach uncontrollably flex while you're teasing his v lines

● you and Sanji making dumb jokes about hot guys like Shanks and Mihawk

● you “I could take them”

● Zoro “in a fight right?”

● Sanji “sure, that's what we are talking about”

[swampstew]

Ok so I am basing this ask off this post:

https://www.tumblr.com/stuckinthewrongworld/754204449503870976?source=share

Could you do this with Law, Kid, and/ or Zoro please? You guys have some fun, but have to go your separate ways for a little bit, but end up in the same place again just a few months later. You've been so busy, you haven't noticed the changes to your body, only that you're more tired, but you think it's just because of everything you've had to accomplish. But he notices right away, because he remembered every little detail about you. Maybe your shirt lifts up and he notices? Or you have a tight fitting shirt on? Idk I'm so in love with this concept I NEED to read it!

-🐍

Hebi the way I had to be on life support for this....the way my uterus was like ok time to be a problem since my womb is empty from this...I could only knock out (HAHAHAHAHA) one for Kid but I plan to repost it along with Law and Zoro's POVs at a later time. Brain only light up for Punk tonight.

Summary: You have a casual relationship with Eustass Kid, a here and there type of thing. At least that's how it felt on your end. You didn't know he felt about you, the way he sees you, the way he wants you. No matter what. No bumps in the road can sway him. CW: Eustass Kid x F Reader, accidental pregnancy scenario - something short and sweet based off this post | no actual smut, all fluff and tenderness from someone so brash and violent

Kid clocks it right away. He’s so eager when he sees you, finding you on the dock instantly, and the first thing he notices are the dark circles under your eyes and your breasts look particularly perky in your top. He makes himself known, to your surprise, pulling you into a giant hug and asks you if you’re ok.

You tell him you’re just tired from work and your social battery was pretty much drained all the time, but you are happy to see him again. His hand traces your sallow cheeks as you tell him what you’ve been up to before he decides he’s going to carry you to the nearest food stall to get you both something to eat. He holds you while you hold the bags of food, cradled against his muscular chest as he takes long, impatient strides to your home. He’s going to get to the bottom of this and he wants to do it without his crew hovering.

He tells you about his adventures while you eat, if it can be called eating since you a few bites before you looked queasy, abandoning your plate and drinking ginger ale instead. Kid pushes his plate away and brings you to your feet, bringing you to his chest as he his hands gently caress your hips.

“I’ve been gone for a while now. Has anything happened?”

“Hm? Aside from taking on more work to pass the time, not really.”

“Nothing at all? Its been three months since we saw each other.”

“What are you getting at?” you ask irately, not liking the implication of his question.

Kid turns your body so your back is resting against his torso, metal hand holding you in place while his flesh fingers spread across your lower belly. The slow strokes made goosebumps erupt along your soft skin.

“You definitely didn’t have this last time��”

“ARE YOU CALLING ME F—?!” your yell is cut off as he covered your mouth.

“Y/N! Do the math!”

When your body starts trembling, he knows you made the connection and swiftly picks you up and takes you to your bed. Waiting to see if you would start the conversation.

“We never talked about an accident like this,” you whisper.

“No, so what are we going to do?”

“We?”

“Well…yeah. Unless you don’t want me involved…”

“I-I think I want too…but…sigh…I wouldn’t expect you to stay,” you whisper.

“You’re right I wouldn’t” he snorts, “Cause I’m taking you with me, idiot. No way in hell I’m letting you do this alone.”

[anystalker707]

Sleepy and sloppy

Pairing: Roronoa Zoro x [gender-neutral, amab] Reader Summary: A lazy fuck in the middle of the night with Zoro. Tags: soft / he's needy / sleepy sex / bottom Zoro A/n: sloppy writing, sorry

Requested by anon ["Can you do Zoro x top male reader? Fluff/Smut"]

MASTERLIST

          “No,” you mumbled with a groan, feeling yourself being taken away from the comfort of sleep each time more, instead being shaken and forced back into consciousness without being ready for it. That bed was so comfortable, some luxurious bed in the guest room of the Alabasta castle as you crashed by. It was a rare opportunity and a very welcomed one, since the beds were much better than the bunks at the ship. Spacious, soft beds that didn’t send you suddenly rocking around because of the waves—there were none on land, anyway.

Still, all of that was taken away from you when firm hands gently shook you, making you groan and curse in protest, but it didn’t seem to work. Soft kisses along your neck replaced the shakes until a last one was pressed to your lips, accompanied by soft nibbles that sent the warm stings of pain sparkling through your skin. It was enough to force you to finally open your eyes, blinking until you were met with Zoro’s eyes looking back at you in the darkness as if he were waiting for that already.

“Zoro,” you mumbled groggily, trying to decide whether you wanted just to turn over and go back to sleep or hit him upside the head before that. “Mm, fuck, what time is that—”

“Babe,” Zoro mumbled against your lips, kissing them again.

No sunlight shined behind the curtains, nor could you hear any birds chirping—only the moonlight that slipped through the curtains illuminated the otherwise dark room. It was too early for that, so why was Zoro waking you up? Keeping your eyes open was hard, but you put a little effort into kissing him back a little bit.

“Come here,” you mumbled, wrapping a hand around Zoro’s waist to pull him in front of you to cuddle and go back to sleep—

Zoro shifted with a groan of complaint, continuing to squirm around. Couldn’t he lay still? A few slurred complaints escaped your lips as you tightened your arm around his waist and buried your face into the back of his neck. Maybe it’d make him stop. Or at least you thought it would—instead, he kept shifting around, his bare back rustling against your chest, the contact of skin against skin making you sweat a little. 

“Zoro—” You cut yourself off with a groan when Zoro shifted again. He kept putting pressure against your cock, his ass grinding against it almost every time he moved… It wasn’t doing anything to you at first, but your cock ended up twitching at the continuous stimulation. Damn it. “Damn it, Zoro, fucking lay still.” Even if it were just the two of you in the bedroom with thick walls, you couldn’t help but whisper-yell, just keeping the mood.

“Fuck you,” Zoro said with a groan as he hooked his leg with yours and rocked his hips back against yours. It was clearly intentional this time. So that’s what he woke you up for.

A sigh escaped your lips as you firmed your arms around his waist and ground against him in return, snatching a soft whimper from Zoro at the same time you groaned at the nice friction against your cock, inhaling his smell. “Mmph, okay, maybe I will,” you mumbled, mouthing on the skin behind his ear, leaving soft kisses there. It was a small battle between sleep and arousal that you could handle for now, as long as Zoro didn’t mind the slowness that came with the hard conciliation.

“Yeah, please,” Zoro breathed.

Zoro’s cock was hard in his shorts when your hand pressed to the top of it, giving him a squeeze through the strained fabric that made him groan and arch his back. His cock twitched under your touch, hot through the fabric, and you wondered how long already he’d been hard for. Maybe he had tried to sleep through it or humped you in your sleep—which was one of his favorite ways to wake you up—, but it wasn’t even important now that you slipped your hand into his shorts, his pubes tickling your palm. His cock already had some pre-cum dripping down the tip, making it easier to pump his cock, but it wasn’t exactly ideal. If only you had the lube… Oh, lube. You’d need lube.

“Did you bring the lube?” You mumbled against his skin, squeezing his cock around the base, feeling it twitch in your hold.

Zoro clicked his tongue, patting around until he retrieved a packet of lube from the bedside table. He usually carried some around in his haramaki just in case, so he’d probably put the stuff from his haramaki on the bedside table before he took it off to sleep, which was rather rare, but he knew you would’ve made him remove that bloody thing to sleep, even more so after a shower.

It took you a moment to gather the energy and fight back the sleep that soaked in your muscles so that you could finally shift around enough to pull Zoro’s shorts down properly and then your own. The lube packet was too hard to open, the foil slipping from your fingers while your eyelids heaved, but there finally was an opening. The lube warmed up on your hand as you spread it over your cock, breath hitching. Proper touch felt so good. You almost got lost for a moment, but eventually moved back to Zoro to lube him up with what remained on your fingers.

A low groan came from Zoro as your fingers trailed his entrance, feeling it flutter under your touch as it clenched around nothing in anticipation of your cock. Your fingers were fast and messy in spreading the lube in Zoro’s ass despite the way he seemed to want more, groaning in complaint when you pulled your fingers away. You didn’t have the energy to finger him right now, even more so with your own cock demanding attention between your legs.

“Hold on,” you mumbled. It took you a little more effort this time, needing you to prop up on your elbow, struggling to keep your eyes open until your cock finally started slipping inside Zoro, so you could lie down again, with your arms around his waist for leverage.

Groans and moans dissipated into the darkness of the room as Zoro’s walls accommodated around your cock, taking it in nicely. His hands were wrapped around yours, holding them tightly as he arched his back, finally receiving the pleasure he’d been aching for. A breath—more like a breathy moan—finally escaped Zoro once your cock was buried inside him as far as it could, his body tense and aching for yours. The position wasn’t the best, but it felt perfect for the sloppy and sleepy sex right now when the pleasure felt enhanced by the way the sleepiness clouded your mind and perception.

Your cock twitched inside Zoro before you could start moving your hips again, messily thrusting into Zoro, which sent pleasure sparkling up your thighs and spine nicely. He let out long moans, arching his back, and pressed himself closer to you in a fruitless attempt to get your cock deeper into him. His moans were breathy with the lingering sleepiness in them, and he sounded so hot like that. He felt so hot.

For a moment, your motions were slow and sensual, hitting a spot inside Zoro that made him tighten around you and his moans go a pitch higher, but you’d finish too soon if you kept doing that. The way his ass milked your cock while you slowly pushed it in and out of him… Exhaling slowly, you sped up your motions.

“Mmmm, babe,” Zoro groaned as he arched his back, hands tightening around the pillows.

“Yeah,” you mumbled, breath warm against the back of Zoro’s neck as you buried your nose in the crook of his neck, taking in his smell deeply while also pressing soft kisses to the hot skin. Your hand moved around until your fingers found his pec; the skin was soft under your touch, rising in shivers as you squeezed and fondled it before your fingers pinched his nipple.

Another whiny moan spilled from Zoro’s lips, becoming more frequent as you kept playing with his nipple, twisting it between your fingers. It would be between your teeth and under your tongue if you weren’t so sleepy right now. Even the motion of your hips felt hard due to the weight of sleep on your muscles, but the arousal rushing through your veins kept you going.

“Mmph, good,” you mumbled against his skin. You doubted the words reached his ears—at least coherently—, but you could barely understand what he babbled about against the pillow anyway.

Your hand went from his nipple to his cock, gripping the base of Zoro’s cock tightly before stroking it slowly. It was enough for Zoro to gasp, arching his back and groaning. Incoherent words escaped his lips among moans, while he folded one of his legs, bringing it up as it still pressed to the mattress, allowing your cock to sink a little deeper into him.

“Fuck,” you gasped at the way he clenched around your cock, the intensity making you pause when a strong wave of pleasure ran down your spine. Your breath shook as you moved a little, pressing closer to Zoro, pushing him onto his stomach as you moved on top of him. Your shorts made it hard to move at first, but you eventually kicked it off one of your legs—it was enough.

With a little struggle, you guided your cock into Zoro again; it met less resistance this time, so you didn’t have a lot of trouble missing the pleasure. Zoro’s back arched, his louder moans muffled into the pillow as he hugged it under himself. The new position required more effort, your elbows sinking into the mattress by Zoro’s sides as your muscles protested at holding yourself up in the position, but you were up to pay it, craving the new pleasure it gave both of you.

“So good,” you whispered against the back of Zoro’s neck, with short green hair tickling your nose. “Close?” The familiar warmth was already building in your lower stomach, making your balls tighten as your cock twitched.

Zoro must have said something in confirmation, but you could only get it through the faint nod he gave you, so you invested in moving faster, chasing your release along with his. It took only a couple of thrusts before Zoro gasped, arching his back and cumming under himself—which was no new, given how he’d been hard for longer than you and most likely had tried to get himself off. His ass was so tight around your cock, easily driving you to the edge.

A gasp escaped your lips as you bit the back of Zoro’s neck, breathing heavily against the skin as you sucked a mark into it whilst your thrusts became sloppier until you finally came, releasing into Zoro’s ass as you kept thrusting into him to make sure every little drop was pushed deep into him.

Zoro groaned, only releasing his death grip on the pillow after your motions came to an end. His back heaved up and down against your chest as it did the same, both of you panting heavily to catch your breath while descending from your high. The burst of energy was gone with it, making the sleep tug harder on you, and it took some effort from you to roll off Zoro and lay back against the pillow. The cold air replaced the warmth that Zoro once transmitted to your skin, feeling even colder with the light sheet of sweat that covered it.

“Damn it, I love you,” you whispered without thinking, just for the sake of it. A whiny groan came from Zoro, still muffled against the pillow, making you chuckle as you patted his shoulder. He shifted a little, promptly pressing to your side and burying his face into the back of your neck, also drained from the little energy that motivated him to ask for a fuck. He clung to you, making your heart flutter, as you wrapped your arms tightly around him and kissed his shoulder a couple of times. Your hand ran up and down his back as you slowly relaxed against the mattress to go back to sleep again.

.𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟.

[idcbabyialreadylostmymind]

Do you have any thoughts about needy Zoro and Sanji?

oooo yes!!!

Zoro knows when he’s needy but his ego is too strong to flat right ask you to fuck. So he’ll take the time to rile you up. Trailing his fingers up your spine, soft kisses here and there, squeezing your ass when the rest of the crew distracted. By the end of the day you really, really want him. Going to his room, pushing him on the wall, whispering; “I need you Zoro.” You don’t even give him time to respond before your taking off his clothes, sucking him off. When you do relent your mouth from him and stand straight he’s pushing you onto the bed, slipping the fabric covering you up off of your body. Your nipples perked, goosebumps litter across your skin as the cold air consumes your nude body. He rips your bottoms down along with your underwear. Neither of you need prep now just ready. He pushes in with ease before setting a fast pace. By sunrise both of you have had your fill of each other. And you were unbeknownst to his accomplishment of keeping his ego in tact and getting fucked.

Sanji is very much more forward. He makes sure your alone before coming up to you, gripping your waist from behind, sitting his chin on your shoulder placing kisses to your neck. “Sanji” you would whisper. Pulling from the freshly marked hickey, “Yes love?” he’d ask arms now wrapped around you. “Do you need something?” Smiling at the silly question he flips you around. “Just you.” He pulls your lips into a hungry kiss your body arches into his. The kiss gets hungrier and hungrier Sanji can’t find it in himself to pull away even as his lungs scream for oxygen. It’s only when you tap his chest he pulls away letting both of you breathe. “Please lovie, I need you so bad.” He begs waiting for your nod of approval which comes a few seconds after his confession. He rushes his shaking hands to your bottoms yanking them down. Dipping his fingers into you he stretches your wanting hole. When he’s ready he pulls his dick out sliding inch by inch trying to hold back but the need was too much. As soon as he bottomed out in you he began an almost animalistic pace. Both you and Sanji are whimpering from overstimulation by the end of it but neither of you can find it in you to stop.

[darienjo]

Hold Fast | Ch. 3 Something Cool

Aurora makes herself comfortable on the Going Merry, Sanji gets a tattoo, and Zoro gets a headache from the stupid cook's voice.

Pairing: Zoro/OC, Zoro/Reader

Word Count: 2.2k

Chapter [1] [2]

This chapter on AO3

It had been a few weeks since Aurora stepped aboard the Going Merry. She got along well with Nami and Robin, and Sanji wasted no time fawning over and flattering her. She was friendly with them all, though a little reserved. She tended to keep to herself more often than not, finding a spot against the railing, pulling out a small journal from her knapsack and putting all her focus into it.

She hesitated on Luffy's offer to join their crew- she was just trying to make her way to Water 7, a place she had heard got lots of visitors and would be a great spot to set up and do some tattoos, and told the crew as such. When she told Luffy, he looked at her with that blank stare, as if mentally processing her words took all his effort, before laughing and shaking his head, telling her that she was his nakama now. She felt her face warm a bit before nodding, not sure what to say or how to get him to understand that she was serious, then turning and heading back to the deck, finding a spot near the bow of the ship and settling down.

Zoro was often on deck as well, either lifting weights or napping while keeping watch, or napping for napping's sake. He took notice of Aurora immediately when she stepped on deck, her presence causing a little ping to go off in his brain - she's here! - and a little stutter to his heartbeat. It quickly grew annoying, and he brushed it off as the same behavior he had when Robin first joined the crew. He couldn't and didn't trust Robin right away and neither could he trust Aurora, even if he was curious about her. She had thanked him at least three more times for saving her from the Marines, which he shrugged off as nothing, though he couldn't bear to look at her lest he feel his face warm even more. He watched her often when he was out "napping," taking note that she was always in a journal. Maybe she kept so quiet because she said all she needed to in writing. Tch.

Whatever.

Zoro closed his eyes, for real this time, leaning back against the railing of the ship, placing his arms behind his head and dozing off in the warm sun.

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It was one of those days where Zoro found himself acutely aware of Aurora's presence on deck again. He was leaning against the mast, resting his eyes after a workout, Chopper snoozing in his lap. He kept his eyes shut, trying to hear her voice through the sound of some of the rest of the crew - Usopp, Luffy, and Sanji - speaking excitedly to her. He heard the sounds of barrels shuffling, and Aurora's soft, melodic voice floating above the grating sound of Sanji's own.

"Please, my dear, allow me~"

"Mr. Chef, really, it's okay-"

"Nonsense. An artist needs to be comfortable, I'll get you a proper chair. It isn't fitting for a lady such as yourself to sit on a raggedy barrel. USOPP! Over here!"

Footsteps. A barrel settling into place. The stupid cook's annoying voice again.

"Here you are my love. A real chair so you can be comfortable."

He couldn't help it. Zoro cracked open his eyes, his gaze immediately finding Aurora. Her cheeks were dusted a light pink and her pretty, pale eyes were directed up at Sanji. Zoro scowled. Chopper yawned from his spot in Zoro's lap, opening his eyes too.

"But what about Mr. Sniper-"

"Usopp? He'll be fine-" Sanji flicks away the ash of his cigarette.

"I, the Great Captain Usopp, am no stranger to the art of tattoos! You just can't see them under my clothes because I wish not to intimidate the innocent people of the world," Usopp said, hyping himself up as he sat on the barrel next to Aurora's chair.

Zoro then noticed the rest of the crew was also there, gathered around to curiously watch.

Aurora chewed on her bottom lip, shaking her head, and then she giggled at his antics. "Well then, Captain Usopp, we'll start here at your wrist where you still have room," she humored, as she started getting her equipment ready. She saw Usopp eye her needle and did her best not to make him feel any more nervous than he already was. She sat down in the cushioned chair Sanji provided for her.

"Ehh.. actually I feel I am coming down with sudden can't-get-a-tattoo-disease..." Usopp blanched. She smiled to herself, and looked at him.

"Well, it's against my policy to tattoo someone who is ill. I can't have you passing out on me."

Usopp let out a sigh of relief, as Sanji stepped up to the two.

"Aurora, my love, it would be an honor to be forever marked by such a beautiful and talented lady!~" Sanji swooned, wiggling with hearts in his eyes.

Zoro rolled his eyes at the love cook's antics. "Give it a break," he mumbled, "you know that stuff hurts right?"

"It does?" Chopper asked from Zoro's lap.

"Shut it, you stupid mosshead!" Sanji yelled back, "as if you know anything about this." He looked back to Aurora and his face immediately went soft. "My darling Aurora has a delicate touch, and even if it does hurt, I'll bear any pain for a lady," he continued. Aurora let out a small giggle and motioned for him to sit.

"Alright, Mr. Chef, what would you like and where?"

Sanji wiggled again on the barrel. "Well you could tattoo your signature right over my heart!~" Aurora smiled warmly at him, and could feel her face flush a tiny bit.

"As if," Zoro muttered. He then spoke up, "I'd say you should tattoo a warning sign on him but I don't think women need help with that."

"And I should tattoo my footprint on your face you bastard!"

"What do you mean they hurt? Are they sanitary? She's not going to hurt Sanji, is she?" asked Chopper again, looking up a Zoro.

Zoro ripped his eyes away from Aurora to look down at Chopper. "No, she won't hurt him, not any more than needed. "

"A tattoo is done by injecting the skin with ink," Robin explained, "but our tattooist must reach a deeper level of skin so that it stays permanent."

Aurora nodded. "Yes. Temporary pain for a permanent piece of art. Some places hurt more than others, for example, here," she lightly stroked Sanji's bicep, which in turn caused his face to turn as red as the ink she had ready, "typically hurts less because there's more muscle and fat in these areas. Whereas here, " she explained, as she moved her hand to Sanji's collarbone, "tends to hurt more because there's just thin skin covering bone. This why I said only the toughest people get them," she answered, smiling at Chopper, but quickly frowning at Sanji, who had temporarily melted when she removed her hands from his collar.

"Mr. Chef, maybe you're not well enough eith-"

"Nonsense, Aurora my dear, I'm completely fine," Sanji insisted, springing back onto the barrel. "Like I said, It would be an honor to have your art on my body, plus it would help you achieve your dream, so I'm all ready" he said, more seriously this time.

She eyed him with a raised brow for a second, before lightly laughing at his quick changes in demeanor.

"Okay, well, I can't say for sure but I think a chef's knife would suit you perfectly. Maybe one with flames..and maybe script.." she trailed off, prepping Sanji's arm.

Zoro couldn't help but watch her delicate fingers glide over Sanji's skin, his own chest tightening uncomfortably at the sight. He grunted softly, his hands coming down to circle around Chopper, his hold firmer than he realized.

"Zoro?"

He looked down at Chopper who was leaning against him, his head tilted back so he could see over the brim of his hat. He grunted again, about to answer when the sound of Aurora's voice stopped him. His chin stayed tilted down as his eyes flickered up to her looking up at Sanji for confirmation.

"Okay, here we go. Don't move and let me know if you need a break," she said to him. Sanji immediately got hearts in his eyes.

"Aurora~ you're so cute when you're serious."

She sighed, and began tattooing. Sanji sat like a champ while the rest of the crew watched in awe at Aurora's skill and concentration.

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"Whoa, so cool Sanji!" Chopper praised, stars in his eyes, once Aurora had finished.

"I want one next, of my Jolly Roger!" Luffy said, "No wait, I want one of meat! Mmm meat .. man, this tattoo business sure makes me hungry!"

"Now listen carefully, Mr. Chef, you must keep this clean and don't touch it unless you clean it. Make sure to wash it four to five times a day, and our esteemed Doctor Chopper can provide you with mild soap and clean lotion," she said, smiling at Chopper, who was still in Zoro's lap. Chopper looked excited and serious at the same time.

"You can count on me, Aurora."

She nodded at him, and her eyes went up to meet those of Zoro's, who had been watching her with his own concentration that entire time. She smiled at him, and ducked her head so as to not let him see her warming cheeks.

"It's a masterpiece Aurora!~ I love a beautiful and talented lady,' Sanji said, flexing his arm a bit and examining his new tattoo. Zoro rolled his eyes.

Aurora giggled at both of them, noticing Zoro's annoyance with the chef. She stood up, stretching a bit and then bowing slightly at Sanji. "Thank you for allowing me to tattoo you, Mr. Chef."

"You don't have to thank me, the pleasure was all mine! You are an artist, my love, and I your willing canvas," Sanji flourished, and Zoro scowled at Aurora's flustered reaction.

"Whatever," Zoro grumbled, gently placing Chopper on the deck and then standing up. "You gonna be able to cook with a sore arm swirly-brow?"

Sanji turned, fuming, ready to antagonize Zoro back when Aurora spoke up, her voice a little unsure, but sweet and Zoro could feel his attention leave the cook immediately as she addressed him.

"Oh, Mr. Swordsman, it shouldn't hurt too much..." she looked down, unable to meet his eyes for terribly long, "I try not to be heavy-handed. It'll be tender for a few days but it should be fine after that." She paused, swallowing and looking back up, she offered a small smile to him, his heart thumping a little extra beat at the sight of it, then directed it at Sanji. "I would be happy to help with any cooking if you're unable to though."

Hearts formed in Sanji's eyes the same time as Zoro rolled his. "Of course!" "He'll manage."

She blinked up at them a few times, her brow furrowed just a bit - Zoro noted her lips parted slightly as if to speak - Sanji grinning around his cigarette, Zoro looking uncomfortable, like an animal ready to run. Then she laughed, the sweetest, purest sound Zoro thinks he's ever heard.

"You two.." She giggled, shaking her head a bit. Then she straightened up a bit, a smile on her face.

"Mr. Swordsman, if you'd ever like a tattoo, I would be more than happy to give you one. And I promise- they won't make you too sore. I'll be gentle," she winked at him.

As he listened, her voice soft and slightly teasing, he noticed his body's reaction: his heart thumping just a bit faster, the way his collar felt too warm, his throat a little too tight, how suddenly the ship felt very small, too small, and then he realized when her smile started to slip, her eyes darting to Robin and Nami for a moment, that he had just been staring at her, leaving her without an answer.

"Ah- I- maybe not-" Aurora stammered, her face flushing a pretty pink. Zoro sucked in a breath, then cleared his throat and shook his head.

"No- uh. Yeah. I mean. Sure. Whatever. Just make it something cool, okay?" He replied, stumbling a bit over his words uncharacteristically, the sound of it causing Robin and Nami to share a look, their hands coming up to cover their mouths as they observed.

"Yeah. Of course. For you, something cool. I can do that," she nodded softly, "I'll just go-" she started, stepping to the side just as Zoro moved at the same time.

"I'm gonna-"

"Oh! Sorry, go ahead," she nodded, moving out of his way, her chin tucked down a bit, allowing Zoro to move by. He nodded at her, his own eyes flickering from her to the men's quarters. Once he was gone, she looked up at Nami and Robin, and they met her gaze with smiles of their own. She tilted her head, her brow raising a bit in question before shaking her head, directing her attention to cleaning up. She declined Sanji's help to clean, gathering her supplies and carefully tucking them away into her bag, and left the barrel there for somebody else to move back. She made her way to the bow of the ship, sitting against the railing by the figurehead, and pulled out her journal.

Something cool...

[quinloki]

Birthday Request Event

"It's my birthday and I'll write what I want to \o/"

Gift Details ♥ Reader: afab!reader Character: Roronoa Zoro Kink: #15 Bratty Reader Prompt: #1 "Beg for it." Gift Giver: @brat4days

Summary: Zoro demands you beg for him to be in your mouth, and you refuse.

Content Notes: Dirty talk, begging, Zoro calls reader a slut and they both realize they like it, rough oral, facial, light bondage, hair pulling 18+

This birthday party is 18+, consensual unless explicitly stated otherwise, and BYOB

Your mouth was open, Zoro’s deliciously long, veiny cock was mere inches from your lips, but his hold on your hair kept you from being able to lean in any closer. You whimpered a little, but with your hands tied behind your back, held in place with his bandana, there was little you could do.

Zoro left you to struggle for a little bit longer, listening to you whimper and huff. For all you were doing though, you weren’t doing what he wanted you to do.

“Beg for it.” He says flatly, and you pause.

“I’m not going to beg to suck your cock.” You grumble. “Just… let me do it.” You tug against his hold, tongue out, trying to at least lick the tip and convince him to let you go. “You know you want me to.”

“I want you,” he says, pulling your head back harder as he leans down over you. “To beg for it.”

“I’m not- hnnngh!” He reaches down with his free hand and twists your nipple harshly. Your initial grimace of pain shifts and you can’t help a few heavy pants as the pain tingled pleasurably against your skin. He always knew just how long to make it sting before stopping, and the pleasure that followed always addled your brain a bit.

“You want it,” he says with a grin.

“Haaa, I do.” You admit, licking your lips and biting on your lower lip a little. “But I’m not going to beg for it. You’re not going to let that raging stiffy just twitch out in the air like that.”

Zoro grunts, and picks you up for a moment, setting you down by the wall near the bunks. He puts the bottom of Wado’s sheath against your collarbone, keeping you pressed against the wall as he starts to jerk himself off.

“… What’re you doing?”

“Taking care of my ‘raging stiffy’.” He says.

“Yes, I can see that.” You say, pushing back against Wado. It’s no use, you can’t get any leverage against the pin enough to even shift to the side. “At least finish on me.”

“Nope.”

“That’s not even your bunk, that’s-.”

“The shitty cook’s.” He answers.

You whimper, you can’t lay in Sanji’s bed the cook would die from blood loss. “Don’t, c’mon, Zoro, please.”

He looks over at you. “Beg.”

“I’m not…” Your eyes shift down from Zoro’s gaze and you can see precum starting to leak from the tip. He’s not slowing down either.

“Please,” you say it, but you’re not looking at him. “Please let me suck your cock. Don’t – don’t cum on Sanji’s bunk, please.”

Zoro moves the sword out of the way, turning toward you. He’s slowed down a little, but he hasn’t stopped stroking himself.

“You can do better than that.” He says. “Get on your knees like the pretty little slut we both know you are, and beg for it.”

The swordsman was usually so laconic you barely got more than a few words out of him during the entire night. It wasn’t so much that he was talking a lot tonight, but his words were sinking straight into the bones, and you nearly moaned when he called you a slut.

Carefully sinking down to your knees, spreading them open wide, you look up at him. “Please le-let me wrap my greedy lips around your delicious cock.” You begin. “I’ll lick and moan so sweetly for you, like a… a good slut.”

You squirm a little, and Zoro grins. It’s not the first time he’s told you to beg for it, but it’s the first time he’s called you a name like that. You’re both pleased to know it affects you so well.

He puts his hands against the wall, widening his stance enough to put himself at level with your mouth. “Well?” He prompts, and you lean forward, licking the slick of precum off his tip.

A soft grunt of air is all the approval you get as you begin to work, licking circles around his tip before leaning forward more. You press your lips against his shaft, working your tongue against the head for a few moments until you can feel him twitch and almost buck deeper into your mouth.

Letting his length slide against your tongue, you lean in closer, taking him in deeper and moaning. You hear him suck in a breath and his hand smacks against the wall a little, and so you get more aggressive going down on him further and a little faster.

Leaning back you let all of him fall out of your mouth, giving him a teasing lick. “C’mon, help me out. Fuck my mouth and cum down my throat. Please, I’m beg-hurk!” Zoro’s hands were against the back of your head, shoving his thick cock down your throat before you could finish.

A few long thrusts and he pulls out for a second, as you cough and sputter, having been caught off guard earlier.

“Well?” He prompts again, his voice heavy and demanding.

“M-More, please.” You say meekly, your earlier moment of sass abated.

He grins, holding your head so you’re looking up at him, and rubs his length along your tongue a few times. “That’s better.”

He pushes into your mouth slowly, bringing your nose into his pubes before slowly pulling back out. You breathe in deep and he does it again, and again, and once the rhythm is set he begins to move a little faster, pushing down your throat and holding you against his hips for a second before pulling you back. Soft little pleas falling from your lips as you try to beg more.

After a few minutes he holds you in place, pushing into your mouth almost too fast. It’s dizzying and you’re focused on breathing until the hot release paints the back of your throat, and along your tongue as Zoro pulls back stroking himself as he urges more cum onto your face.

“Ahh, haa, mmm, thank you.” You manage to say, licking your lips and smiling up at Zoro.

“There’s my good sheath.” He says with a grin. “I should reward you.”

[oksurethisismyname]

if possible could you please link any crybaby zoro fics

Oh can I ever! Be aware, crybaby Zoro is in my mind any Zoro where he is a sweet soft little guy with any shred of self doubt. Actual tears not necessary. Some of these are spicy / rated E. There are so many more I could post but these are just the ones I read most recently. The ones with TEARS are at the very bottom

Rating how soft Zoro is by 💧emojis

💧 = soft Zoro, but not necessarily tears

💧💧= soft Zoro and he’s tearing up a bit, he’s an emotional / sad boy

💧💧💧= soft emotional Zoro who often has self doubt that is normally reserved for Sanji

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💧💧💧A silent voice by shinsouaizawa on AO3- Zoro and Sanji meet as kids, zoro has a rough home life and bullies Sanji. Hurt people hurt people, with healing and tears later on. I literally cry reading this. 40 chapters!!!!

💧One Night is all it takes - Zoro is an in his own head / jealous mess with crybaby energy

💧💧💧mine to keep - this is hands down the best fic I’ve ever read, Zoro is so soft once he realizes his feelings and this made ME cry

💧💧Muse - artist Zoro with mushy smushy feelings

💧💧 precious hands - Zoro says the softest shit in the last paragraphs of this fic

💧💧💧 the part timer series - you want emotional Zoro? A Zoro who feels so hard it causes pain? An amazing author who will make you cry? This is it

💧💧💧 who knows how much further we’ll go - softie softie Zoro who can’t believe his luck

💧Retrograde - Zoro is a pining sad boy trying to keep his feelings to himself

💧💧Whatever you want - SOFT Zoro (not necessary to cry to be a soft little sweetie)

💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 the infatuation fruit aka swoon swoon fruit - I have a lot of thoughts on this one. I put it down angry and pick it back up again because I want resolution, which says something good about the author for making me care so much. It makes me dislike Sanji so much, TW for manipulation and coercive behavior but if you want a CRYING Zoro this one will get you there

💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧Speak O Muse - Zoro cries A LOT

[luvrsux]

ONE PIECE HEADCANONS #1

Video Games Edition

TW: Gruesome Imagery

❝ giving each strawhat + more video games i think theyd play! comment any other ones i should do :3 ❞

MONKEY D. LUFFY - Street Fighter

╰┈➤ Luffy wouldn’t play a single game by himself, he finds that boring. He’d force the other Strawhats to play a party game with him. Luffy would usually fight with Zoro in any fighting game or competitive game.

Other Choices: Mario Kart, Super Smash Bros.

RORONOA ZORO - Ghost of Tsushima

╰┈➤ Zoro isn’t into super mainstream multiplayer games, definitely likes to keep to himself and play on his own time half the time. Definitely, the guy that frequently checks his map in open-world games every few seconds

Other Choices: Assassin’s Creed, For Honor, Sekiro

VINSMOKE SANJI - Genshin Impact

╰┈➤ Sanji definitely plays graphic novels but there’s no way this man DOESN'T play the game with the most fan service. He only pulls on girls' banners and leaves the guy characters to die or unleveled but his female characters are MAXED OUT. Definitely, a Yae Miko main or Lisa because she’s closest to Robin

GOD USOPP - Call of Duty: Warzone

╰┈➤ Now hear me out. The only time Usopp isn’t a coward in action is if it’s in a video game. This man is a SWEAT TRY HARD in COD. Amazing at sniping, all the cool gadgets and cosmetics. His account is worth hundreds. Will absolutely avoid any COD Zombies mode though

Other Choices: Pokémon, Fortnite, Overwatch 2, League of Legends

NAMI - Stardew Valley

╰┈➤ Nami definitely doesn’t play games with a lot of gore, action, or anything crazy. I think she'd rather sit and enjoy a game with a long hour's worth of play

Other Choices: The Legend of Zelda

TONY TONY CHOPPER - Minecraft

╰┈➤ I know for a fact this little guy is a little Minecraft nerd and try hard. The only thing he won't do is mine in caves because of the warden or scary cave sounds. He plays with Luffy and Usopp any chance he gets

Other Choices: Roblox, Pokemon, Potion Craft

NICO ROBIN - Omori

╰┈➤ When I played Omori there was nothing but reading and dark turns. I know Robin LOVES this game and it's complex story

Other Choices: Sally Face

FRANKY - Fallout 4

╰┈➤ This is perfectly fitting for Franky. He never leaves that iconic suit in the game behind. He owns a few bottles of Nuka Cola. He has HOURS on this game and unlocked every ending. Absolute nerd for games like these

Other Choices: Titanfall 2, Old Mario Games

SOUL KING BROOK - Dead by Daylight

╰┈➤ He is a killer main all the way. He laughs whenever he hooks someone and they eventually die. He is an absolute menace in DBD and he absolutely mains Ghostface

Other Choices: Call of Duty Zombies, Osu!!

PORTGAS D. ACE - Super Smash Bros.

╰┈➤ Just like his brother, he plays fighting games. In this one specifically, he is a GOD at Smash. He mains Mario, Roy, and Ness and wonders why no one wants to play him because of his annoyingly good play style (except Luffy ofc)

Other Choices: Tekken, Forza, Apex (Fuse main or Mirage)

TRAFALGAR D. WATER LAW - Animal Crossing: New Horizons

╰┈➤ Hear me out. Law plays games like crazy sometimes and usually talks about the darker ones to fit his personality but behind closed doors... yeah he had a 5-star island. He says he doesn't play the game and only has it for Bepo but he decorated his part of the island from TOP TO BOTTOM and has all the cutest villagers. He has a soft spot for cute things

Other Choices: Dead by Daylight, Diablo, Pokemon, League of Legends (heavy on LoL)

thats everyone!! this is gonna be a bit of a series so if you have any suggestions PLEASE lmk!!!!! STAY SWEET AND LUVABLE

[vinsmokewife]

who is this person / chapter one

On a quest to find love on a dating website, Sanji falls head over heels for a woman with an interest in...alternative relationships that sends him down a rabbit hole of completing tasks for a seemingly sadistic mistress. But what happens when she turns out to be more than what she seems? Darkfic with themes of internalised homophobia, bad bdsm practices and lying about your identity to strangers on the internet. Please read with caution. This is NOT how BSDM should be practiced. Always practice Sane, Safe and Consensual practices boarders on being considered dead dove do not eat material read on ao3 read on ff

tags included: Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers Internalized Homophobia Bottom Vinsmoke Sanji Top Roronoa Zoro Roronoa Zoro and Vinsmoke Sanji Bickering Sanji and Zoro are awful in this fic btw they both do terrible things Grimdark It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better Sanji is really homophobic in this fic because he's dealing with being bi jknjkn Roronoa Zoro is Bad At Feelings and deals with his feeling AWFULLY BDSM Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane Dead Dove: Do Not Eat i'm only tagging it as dead dove for safety because this is dark

authors note:

So, this is more like a personal little mission for me. I wrote a cringy fanfic called Who’s That Person when I was 13. That was ten years ago. I am about to turn 25 this year. I have been rewatching One Piece and decided I really liked the idea of Who Is This Person, but I wrote it poorly because I was 13. So, I am going to revise it. I still get comments on the sequel called Misery asking if I will ever continue it.

SO. With that said, this fanfic will be entirely different. No more ooc suicide attempts or just cringy sex scenes and DEFINATELY no mpreg if there’s a sequel. It will also be set in the modern world because I don’t know if I ever explained what verse Who’s This Person was written in. Probably didn’t think about it too much. Either way, I hope this is a lot better because I cringe whenever I read the original.

THIS STORY IS PRIMARY TOLD IN EITHER SANJI'S POV OR ZORO'S POV. Similarly to the original aha. But I will indicate it clearly in the story.

LOGGING ON; S POV  

The idea of online dating had seemed abhorrent to Sanji. A self-proclaimed pristine gentleman who was interested in real romance and not the one behind a screen. Online dating, among his age group, seemed to kind of be the norm. When he had his weekly meetings with Nami and Robin (his gal pals), they (although, more Nami than anything) seemed to talk a lot about their online escapades.  

It was time to consider the possibility of modernizing his dating pool. It is time he experimented a little in the modern age. It was about time that he considered trying a dating app.  

It might have sounded very boomerish but it was more a case of not knowing what to expect online but maybe that was what was so exciting. Sanji rarely had any time to date as much as he liked. Being a chef at his father's restaurant was draining, and the hours were antisocial. Too many long nights and sleeping in to catch up with much needed sleep. He longed to date as he was a romantic person but there was never enough time in the day to date. So, here he was, finishing up a profile on a swiping dating app that Nami recommended.  

It wasn’t long until after the account was live, he got a few swipes. Naturally, he swiped right on pretty much all of them. Afterall, he would give every woman a chance.  

One in particular caught his eye, however. It made him stop before he swiped. A beautiful woman with dark brown hair, big blue eyes and a very soft feminine face. She looked like a model; someone who didn’t seem real. Her name was Zoey. It was even a question of whether or not to swipe for her. She seemed like she might be a joke. Either way,  

Z: Hey. Thanks for the swipe. I hope we can talk soon. 

That was how this worked then. Huh. Easy. Quickly and with much eagerness, Sanji typed out a message in return. He was unsure if the same tactics worked online as they would in person. It was hard to gauge a reaction from not being able to see someone’s face but maybe that was the excitement. 

S: I’m here now, dear. I’d love to talk ♡. 

The annoying thing about this was the waiting game that one had to endure with these types of conversations. Nothing was instant. It wasn’t like when you chatted to someone, and you had to wait for every calculated move. It certainly wasn’t like normal dating. 

Z: Cool. What are you up to?  

Well, wasn’t it obvious? He was spending his time being lonely talking to someone he had never met online. But, besides the point. 

S: I’m talking to you, darling. Actually, I just made this profile two seconds ago. You are the first lucky lady I’ve spoken to. 

S: What are you up to? 

Z: Lucky me. 

Z: I’ve just been to the gym. It was leg day today.  

Z: So, I’m just going back to my apartment for a nice warm bath and a beer. Maybe a nap.  

Z: I’ll be honest, this is my first time on an app like this. I don’t usually do the whole dating thing normally. But I was told I needed to loosen up and live a little by some friends. 

Hmm. That was similar to him actually. Although it wasn’t so much that he was doing this because Robin and Nami encouraged him to. This was probably a good idea. Probably. Well, he was tired of his mundane life at Zeff’s restaurant anyway. 

S: I understand, dear. I’ve never made a dating profile in my life. 

S: I work at my father’s restaurant. Well, adoptive father. He practically raised me.  

S: But he’s a piece of work. I have ambitions of being a chef, but he won’t let me in the kitchen. I wait tables. It’s not what I want to be doing. If I’m not waiting tables, I’m bartending.  

S: I’m not sure if you’ve been to the Baratie?  

Z: I have heard of it. Not really been in it. It’s too expensive for my taste… I prefer a shitty rundown bar. 

S: Hmph. Baratie IS a shitty rundown restaurant in my opinion. 

S: What do you do? I’ve told you I’m a waiter. Do you have some embarrassing day job then? 

Z: I’m a personal trainer. I work at a gym.  

Z: It’s not all that exciting. 

Z: I’d pick being a waiter over being a personal trainer any day.  

She seemed…down to earth. It reminded him of talking to Nami or Robin. Conversation felt incredibly natural. As he lay there looking around his surroundings, his room in his apartment that had cooking books strewn around the room that he had been looking into but everything else seemed very tame in comparison. Things were getting rather dull and predictable which made him what to spice things up and holding back in conversations such as these were not his style at all. It was time to be more… direct. 

S: Hmmm. I don’t know… I’d kill to have a personal trainer like you ;) 

Maybe a little too cheesy. He bites his lip and hopes it lands. There’s a minute or so with no message. Because it was a little bit of a gamble, the minute in between this message and the next one seemed significantly longer than any other message and to be honest, he was beginning to think he had down something wrong but that was all until the next message came through. 

Z: Hm.  

Z: If you want to play that game, I think you make a handsome waiter…  

Z: A man like you serving my every need? I think that’s exactly what you’re supposed to do. 

And…Sanji was not expecting that kind of response and it made him sit upright in the bed. It was…bold. Suspiciously bold actually. Normally his attempts at wooing women didn’t exactly earn that kind of response. It took him a few minutes to even think of what to say but before he could type something in return, she writes again. 

Z: I have to go…run some errands.  

Z: It was nice talking to you. 

Z: I’m interested in getting to know you if you are interested in me too. I think we could have a very special relationship J 

Z: See you later, Sanji. 

Sanji almost at once replies back. The conversation is over quicker than it has begun but he doubts it will be the last. 

S: Of course. I’ll talk to you later, starshine. 

Zoey is now offline.  

Sanji let himself fall back against the bed. It was a short conversation, but it left an impact on him. What kind of special relationship was she after? He thought about what she said for a minute but then disregarded it. After all, she was merely a stranger on the internet and perhaps she was only there to fill a need of her own but... 

How does one conversation get you so invested?  

- 

He hadn’t forgotten about tonight. It may not have seemed interesting at first, but the start of the night from 6pm he had to go to work. Tonight, Zeff (his adoptive father) was working which meant that Sanji was front of house. He didn’t hate being front of house; it wasn’t a particularly hard job, but it meant he was as far away from the kitchen as possible.  

See, Sanji had so much respect and admiration for Zeff. Zeff practically raised Sanji when no one else would. Zeff stepped up as a father to Sanji when his own father (who he doesn’t know or remember) abandoned him. Sanji had absolutely nothing to his name and not a roof over his head when Zeff found him.  

So, it wasn’t as if Zeff and Sanji hated each other. There was a lot of love there but...not at work. Zeff kept Sanji as far away from the kitchen as possible, especially when he was working. If he wasn’t, he made sure Sanji wasn’t scheduled for kitchen duty. This brought a lot of frustration as Sanji wanted to be a chef and being a chef in Zeff’s restaurant seemed like the ideal choice for him but... There was a lot more to it than that.

To others, they never seemed like they got on. They are constantly bickering. Zeff telling Sanji that the reason he isn’t allowed to cook is because his cooking is shit, Sanji calling Zeff’s restaurant shitty and rundown...that kind of things. 

However, he obviously didn’t mean it because nights like to tonight, Zeff would retire early and hand Sanji the keys to the restaurant telling him he’s on lock up duty. 

Sanji didn’t mind. It was a moment of quiet for him. Once the staff were dismissed, Sanji would just do some admin out the back. Tonight was no different. However, he kept looking at his phone. Since Zoey, Sanji had managed to start conversations with other women. Some of them charming, some disinterested and some just looking for friendly conversation but none caught his eyes like Zoey did.  

Sanji was in the middle of some paperwork in the office when he heard a bang on the door. It scared the shit out of him. He nearly fell off his chair but at once the voice that shouted out made Sanji annoyed more than anything. 

“SANJI! I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE! I’M HERE FOR THE FOOD IN THE KITCHEN” 

God damnit Luffy. 

Sanji almost ran from the office to the front door where, in the darkness of the night, his friend Luffy was standing with his face against the window. Sanji unlocked the door. 

“Hey! Do you want me to lose my job?” Sanji opened the door to see Luffy standing there. Luffy was one of his best friends. He actually met Luffy here; because Luffy ate Zeff out of house and home and got forced to do the dishes for a week as payment. He got to know Luffy and his antics. He admired Luffy’s carefree nature so much. Luffy merely smiled and pushed his way to the door, following him was his other friend, Nami. 

“Hey Sanji! Sorry he was so excited to be here,” Her sweet voice said throwing him a wink which at once lessoned his anger.  

“He just needs to keep his fucking voice down. I could lose my job if Zeff finds out he’s helping himself to food from the kitchen,” 

Sanji had an arrangement with Luffy. Luffy stopped turning up the Baratie and eating without paying the bill, and Sanji would let him into the kitchen on nights he’s closing up and he had free range of the food that’s going to be thrown out. Sanji disagrees with the idea that food should be thrown out like this; at least let someone who doesn’t have much eat it. 

Or at least Luffy so Zeff stops popping blood vessels whenever he comes by. 

Just as Sanji is about to close the door, a hand grabs onto the end of it and pushes it open. Sanji didn’t see that they had taken their other friend along. 

Roronoa Zoro. Sanji and Zoro were not friends. 

“Aren’t you going to let me in, shitty cook?” 

Sanji was so close to slamming the door right in his stupid moss head face and break that stupid look on his face. Zoro was built like a brick house and had a hair full of moss like hair. He just looked so stupid in Sanji’s eyes. He hated when Zoro tagged along like a stupid mossy looking dog. 

“Not with that damn attitude,” 

Although Sanji looked smaller in comparison, he had just as much strength as Zoro so he tried to push the door back only for Nami to grab his shoulder gently. 

“Come on you two. Can’t you two stop bickering for once in your life?” Immediately, because it was Nami, Sanji opened the door and let Zoro in who basically barged past him. Had Nami not been there to defuse the situation, there would have been a fight as Sanji clenched his jaw watching Zoro just barge into Zeff’s restaurant like this, the disrespect! 

“Fine. I’ve got work to do in the back. Will you PLEASE make sure Luffy doesn’t get into the good fridge? And that Mosshead keeps to a one drink minimun. He’s lucky I let him even have one,” 

They both look at Zoro, who has made his way over the beautiful looking bar off the corner. He’s in the fridge looking for a beer. God, just the look on his face makes Sanji want to punch his face. 

“Fine. Don’t worry. I’ll look after him. Just do what you need to do...please!” Nami said with that sweet voice of hers. If Nami didn’t only like girls... 

“Fine. Anything for you~!” Sanji turned to go for the back, giving Zoro one last glare before he did. Then he went back into the office and started doing the administration he was supposed to have done a while back. About 5 minutes into it, his phone buzzes. He assumes it’s going to be Nami sheepishly telling him that Luffy got into the fridge or that Zoro has opened a second beer but... 

YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FROM: Zoey. 

Quickly, Sanji opens his phone and opened the app only to read her message. 

Z: Are you awake? I just got back from the gym. 

S: Yes, yes, I’m awake. I’m just cashing up for the night 

His reply came rather quickly. He didn’t realise but he had been hoping for all day that she would message him. 

Z: Good. 

Z: I know we’ve only started talking but I like talking to you, Sanji. 

Z: There’s something about you that I really like. 

S: I’m very flattered. I enjoyed our conversation this morning too. 

Sanji continued to type away at the admin on his computer. He was half paying attention to the conversation. Normally he would have managed to get this done quicker but he would stop every now and then to speak to Zoey. The conversation was really casual until near the end, just when he was away to finish cashing up, a message caught his eye as it came from entirely out of nowhere. 

Z: So, Sanji, I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to scare you away. I really like the connection we have already, but I want to ask, what do you think about... kinkier stuff? 

- 

LOGGING ON: Z’s POV  

“Hey Zoro...” 

Zoro was barely paying attention to Luffy’s whining. Something about the good fridge being locked or something. Hell, if he knew. Luffy had currently found himself a bunch of plates of food that didn’t make the cut (but was fine otherwise) desserts, sweets and all that but he is still complaining about not being able to get into the fridge. However, it is not Luffy that is pestering this time.  

He had lost track of time since Sanji had went into the back. He had been sitting at the bar, legs on the table on his phone. Not a habit Zoro often indulged in but recently, something rather interesting happened that made it more...so. 

“Hey....Zoro!”  

It seemed that Zoro was too invested in whatever was going on and that was annoying Nami. Since this morning, when she first seen Zoro, he’d been acting a little...bizarre. He was not one to be distracted by his phone unless it was for a reason. Sometimes, Zoro even forgot he had one but as of today, Zoro has been watching his phone like an absolute hawk.  

So, Nami decided the next logical thing to do and while he wasn’t looking, Nami snatched it out of his hand. 

“Wha-”  

Zoro suddenly realised what had happened jumped to his feet and nearly tackled her, but Nami prepared herself for this and stood to the side. 

“Oooh, you finally have a girlfriend? Is that why you keep looking at your phone?” So far, Nami didn’t look at the screen. She didn’t really feel the need to right now as she kept dodging Zoro who was increasingly getting more flustered with her. 

“Nami, I swear... Give me it back or I will punch you across this room,” Zoro didn’t often threaten his friends. Not as a joke but Nami decided to push his buttons a little more as she then went to look at the phone. 

“Hey, maybe I should introduce myself as one of your best-” Nami interrupted herself as she saw the contents of his screen. It was a dating app. It was a familiar dating app. It was a dating app that Nami frequented but... she never saw Zoro on it. Maybe he had blocked her, so they didn’t match. She seen the last message... that was sent by Zoro. 

Z: So, Sanji, I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to scare you away. I really like the connection we have already, but I want to ask, what do you think about... kinkier stuff?  

Sanji? No. Zoro and Sanji hated each other. They couldn’t stand each other. Why would they be...wait... Zoro’s name wasn’t Zoro. It was Zoey. 

“Z-Zoro...what is...” 

Just then, Luffy burst through from the kitchen just as Zoro had grabbed the phone from her hand and shoved it back into his pocket as if nothing happened. Luffy looked at the two of them and frowned. 

“Hey. No fights without me! I thought Sanji would be finished by now,” 

Nami didn’t know what to say. She felt like her head was spinning. What was going on between her two friends. She looked at Luffy and then Zoro before she took a step. “Should I go check on him?”

Although he never showed it, Zoro stepped forward with every intention of stopping her, “I don’t think dartboard brows will be long. Wasn’t there another case of food you didn’t seen near the door to the back? That’s normally where they keep the good beer as well,”  

Luffy scoffed and shook his head, “You know I don’t like beer, but I guess I’ll go have a look. Thanks Zoro,” Luffy turned his heels to go back into the kitchen. That left Zoro and Nami alone again. Nami turned to look him before she started heading towards where she knew Sanji would be. That was until she heard Zoro’s voice. 

“Don’t you want to know why before you storm off and make matters worse?”  

Nami turned on her heels. She could barely look at Zoro right now. Zoro was, in clear view, catfishing Sanji on a dating website. She assumed it was because Zoro hated Sanji so much that he was going to make him miserable by doing something like this. To embarrass Sanji and humiliate him. Nami didn’t mind a bit of banter between friends. A little bit of bullying was fine, but this right here was taking it too far. 

“I don’t care what reasons you have. I understand you hate Sanji, but this is really cruel Zoro. I thought you were above this,” 

Zoro’s eyebrows knitted together as he watched her. He seemed calm enough. He sat down again, looking at her and shaking his head. 

“You think I’m doing this because I hate him? Hm. Maybe it does seem that way...doesn’t it,” There was something about the way Zoro was acting that seemed very unreadable, but Nami could only assume that was the reason. Why else would you catfish someone other than...? Now it was Nami’s turn to be confused which Zoro seen and in the most casual way, he revealed a secret leaning back with a beer in hand. 

“Did you know I’m gay, Nami?”  

Nami now fully turned to Zoro. Nami took a breath. Something like this didn’t bother her. Nami was a lesbian and was happily in a relationship with another friend of theirs, Vivi. Their friendship group was pretty diverse. There was Luffy who was asexual and aromantic. Robin and Franky, despite being in a relationship, were both bisexual. Brook was an old gay man. Usopp was bisexual as well. 

Sanji was the outlier. The one person who wasn’t like the rest of them... 

“No, I didn’t know you were. Is this how you’re coming out to me? By catfishing one of my best friends? Because this is one hell of a coming out,” She breathed out.  

“No, just listen Nami,” Zoro was clearly becoming a little impatient Nami could have laughed. She really could have. Zoro and Sanji hated each other. Or at least that’s what she thought. 

“So, you’re...what... catfishing him. That’s pretty fucked up,” 

“I didn’t intend on it being him. Listen, Luffy and Usopp made the profile on my phone as a joke. When I went to delete it, I got curious and started swiping through people. Sanji’s profile appeared. I only started talking to him today. It’s...nice to talk to him without him being annoying or antagonising me. It’s like we’re friends-”  

“You know you could just talk to him too and not be a dick about it. This is a pretty extreme way of going about it. And what about that last message about kink-” 

It was at that moment that Sanji appeared through the kitchen doors looking absolutely furious with Luffy who was covered in... chocolate. The two of them stopped looking angry at each other and looked at their friend. 

“Zeff is going to be absolutely furious with me! A whole chocolate cake! Gone!” Sanji pushed Luffy who went and stood next to Zoro. Sanji looked at Nami and looked at Zoro.  

“Who told him about the case next to the door? The one that’s clearly for cakes?” 

“It’s just a cake,” Zoro replied casually, “I’m sure if Zeff lets you near the kitchen you can just make another one, waiter,” 

If Sanji wasn’t already at 100, he was now with Zoro’s little comment. Sanji was ready to storm in that kitchen, but he took a moment to compose himself. 

“I’m going to have to stay all night to replace that cake so whatever you three wanted me to do with you, I’m going to have to say no,” Sanji showed them to the door, “Now please, leave.”  

“Fiiine I had my share. I wonder if Shanks has left me anything...” Luffy said as he headed towards the door. Zoro just looked at Sanji who scowled at him then Nami looked at Sanji. She wanted to say something about Zoro. About...Zoey... 

“Sanji...”  

“Nami... Dear, I’d love you to stay but I have a cake to make and Zeff will kill me,” Sanji never got mad at her, and he wasn’t mad at her. However, this was the politest way of saying please leave.  

“Okay...” Maybe tomorrow, if he was free...she didn’t want to upset him more than he already was. She left and was left with Zoro because Luffy decided to go to Shanks house instead. It was awkward because Zoro probably knew what Nami wanted to do. They walked alongside each other and didn’t talk. 

Until Zoro broke the silence. A deep almost regretful sigh left his lips as he stopped on the street. He looked at Nami before talking. 

“I’ll delete the profile tonight. It was a stupid thing for me to do...” 

Nami nodded in agreement. “Thank you Zoro. I won’t tell him if you do that...” 

[laws-yellow-submarine]

Hiiii! Can you please do the NSFW A-Z for Zoro? 💕

Hello! Thanks for waiting so patiently for this, I’ve been working on it in between shifts and breaks and all that haha much easier to do the whole thing if you do it in chunks rather than all at once! I hope you enjoy!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Considering that he falls asleep pretty much instantly, he’s not too good about aftercare; he’s absolutely down for cuddles though, and will likely even seek his partner out in his sleep.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On his partner: He’s an ass man, he just really loves touching/grabbing/squeezing/whatever-ing his partner’s butt. 

On himself: So this’ll be hard to explain, but Zoro doesn’t really have a favorite part of his own body. Not because he’s unhappy with how he looks or anything to do with that, after all he puts a lot of work into keeping his body strong and in shape; but it’s all a vessel for his dream of being the World’s Greatest Swordsman. The closest thing you could come to for an answer would be his muscles, but that’s only because they’re the physical embodiment of what he can do as a fighter. He doesn’t attribute any emotion to his physical form, it’s all just hardware.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Considering how grossly filthy Zoro is at pretty much any given time, he has zero qualms about getting cum everywhere. Please spray him with a hose (honestly just spray him with a hose even without the sex, the man only bathes once a week, and that's a crime) 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Zoro actually really likes getting pegged (when he's with a woman), and when he's with a male partner he actually tends to bottom. It's not something he's ashamed of, per se, but it's not something most would think when they look at him, so it can be a bit of a surprise

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Zoro has zero experience, but once he finds someone he wants to be with he's ready and willing to learn the ropes. He approaches it just as earnestly as his regular training (though with a few more blushes of course). He mostly just needs to be guided through at first; his instincts are pretty sharp, and they’ll kick in pretty easily.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He's fine either being on top or bottom, but his favorite positions are ones that let his partner grip him to the point of scratching him. Feeling their nails dig into his skin is a pretty big turn on and just gets him going even more than he already was. He's also a fan of sex while standing up, and he can easily hold up his partner's body while he's slamming into them. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's unintentionally goofy, as in he's totally serious about everything he says and does, but the things he's saying and doing are so ridiculously silly that the whole thing ends up being hilarious. As he gets more comfortable having sex, he'll stop getting so embarrassed when his partner starts giggling at his antics, and he'll even be silly on purpose. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

It's a mess down there, and to be honest he can't be bothered to trim it. Maybe if he's asked really nicely (aka threatened) he'll do something about it, but otherwise it's staying a mess. 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

Zoro is just downright affectionate during sex. Even if it's super kinky sex, he's finding every opportunity he can to kiss his partner, whether it be on the mouth, back, shoulder, stomach, or just wherever he can reach; he just wants them as close as possible. He's so intense about it. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

When he's not interested in anyone in particular, he can go quite a while without masturbating; he even considers it a form of discipline training (how long can I deal with the fact that I'm horny right now, and can I hold off long enough for it to just go away?). It can become harder to keep his focus when he is interested in someone, but either way he's no stranger to masturbation. As long as he's alone and no one can hear him, he's fine.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Zoro's down to try anything once, but the one thing he knows for sure he likes (after trying it) is anal, both giving and receiving. Also impact play (on himself, though if his partner's into it he's up for that as well) 

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere he knows he won't be walked in on; he's really got no particular preference on location. He'll try to stick to comfortable places (like a couch or a bed) whenever possible for his partner's sake, but comfort isn't an issue for him as long as it's private. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He gets turned on the most when his adrenaline is high; so after working out, after a battle, things like that. His blood's already pumping, and then afterwards he can settle down for a nap. Win-win!

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He won't do public sex; not because he's embarrassed about his performance or anything like that (after all, it's one more thing he can lord over a certain cook), but he's a private person. Others don't need to see how he acts with his partner in their intimate moments, and nobody except him gets to see his partner in that situation.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Zoro loves receiving, he goes just absolutely wild for it; but he definitely gives as good as he gets. The man can hold a whole ass sword in his jaw, and can even hold a clear conversation while doing so! He can go for a long time without his jaw getting tired, and he’s...dextrous? Shall we say? He also can absolutely talk to his partner while he’s going down on them, which the first time he did that was definitely a shock, but after that he occasionally just...says something (about the weather for instance), just to be silly. What a dork.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He is the definition of "fast and rough", he's relentless. But, there's passion in what he does, and that's its own kind of sensuality. He can go slower if his partner would like, but he has to physically slow himself down as it's not his default setting

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Zoro has no problem with quickies. If it's a matter of "we have about 5 minutes before someone walks in here but we're both horny", that seems like an easy decision for him. He does still prefer to take his time with his partner though, so he might find them again later, time permitting. It's also going to be very rough, and may leave his partner a tad sore for a while afterwards. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

As long as the risk isn't "let's see if we can fuck without getting caught" he's fine, and even then it's mostly that he doesn't wanna be caught with his pants around his ankles in an emergency. But honestly, this is Zoro; what's life without a little risk?

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Zoro has ridiculous amounts of stamina. Sex can end up lasting a pretty long time with him, so hydrate well before and after. It'll lead to some nice sleep afterwards, though.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't own toys, but if his partner has them he's more than happy to try using them. It's all part of the learning/training process for him. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Zoro would like to tease, and he gives it a fair shot, but he usually can't hold himself back for very long to really make it worth it. He just wants to taste and feel every inch of his partner's body, and he loves the sounds they make when he's pleasuring them. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

If/When he’s being teased, or just during foreplay when his partner is touching him or blowing him or grinding on him or whatever they may be doing, Zoro downright whimpers. He’s trying so hard to remain in control of himself, but when he feels good it’s harder and harder for him to remain disciplined, and those little sounds just slip out of him (especially pre-timeskip, before he’s had further training with Mihawk; he’s much less self-controlled then). He’s pretty embarrassed by it though, so don’t tease him about it (but feel free to continue teasing him in other ways hehehe). Otherwise he's pretty loud anyway, but not much for words; it's just a bunch of noisy grunts and caveman noises. He's so noisy!

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Surprising probably no one, Zoro is a bit of a masochist! Nothing too crazy, but the slight sting of pain during foreplay and sex is a huge turn on for him, and drives him absolutely wild. It's part of why battle gets him worked up. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

His penis is pretty average in length and girth, with a slight curve to the left. 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He's pretty good at staving off the urges, but his sex drive is remarkably high. He's honestly always DTF, so long as circumstances permit it.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He passes right out, sorry. He’s just exerted a lot of energy and stamina, no different than when he trains and works out, and he celebrates by taking a nice nap. He’ll be up again soon though, he never sleeps for very long.

[sanjisblackasswife]

Aftercare with Luffy (Post Aphrodisiac Sex) (FLUFF)

Sanji Aftercare

Zoro Aftercare

WC: 1.7k

This is a continuation of THIS FIC please read this first before continuing here !:)

CW: Learning about Aftercare, Luffy Learns How to be a Better Boyfriend, Kisses, Soft!Luffy

Enjoy!

-

It has been about an hour and a half since the effects of the aphrodisiac wore off of Luffy. He managed to actually fuck you until you both passed out leaving a sweaty cum filled mess on top of your bed.

You were the first to wake up seeing his stretchy limbs wrapped around your sticky body, his face was drenched in sweat drooling on your neck not wanting to let go. You tried sitting up but it deemed difficult seeing how tangled your body was with his.

“Luffy..” Your Voice was groggy and a little swelled. You managed to free one of your arms out of his grasp to grip his hair firmly and lift his head, he had that same blissful smile he usually has when he is sleeping with a few hickies on his neck. “Luffy…get off of me.”

The sounds of him groaning mixing with whining not wanting to budge from his grip, so you sigh trying to adjust yourself but you moan out feeling his cock still partially inside you.

“Luffy! Luffy! Luffy!” You slapped his shoulder repeatedly.

“‘M tireedddddd.” He pinched your sides making your shriek.

“Get upppppp!!!”

“Mmm…Y/N! Oooh you look a mess are you okay? What happened?!”

“I’m—ow!” You slapped his rough hands rubbing your sides harshly away from you as he was seated in between your legs. “I’m fine just get up!”

“Oh okay!…can you walk?” He asked noticing your struggling to get up, he immediately aids you from the bed and now holding your waist from behind, but he notices the marks and bruises on your back, “Y/N what the hell happened to you?! Who hurt you like this??”

Your eyebrows furrow cocking your head at him and turn to his face, “Uh..you did.”

This was probably one of the first times you seen Luffy’s smiles slowly fade into worry, “Nuh uh. I—-oh wait! “ He laughs holding his head now recalling past events, “I did! Sorry about that! You felt really good though, but I’m STARVING now.”

He places you back down to sit on to walk over to your shared drawers, squatting grabbing something to shove his face with.

He always did this.

After sex it’s either Luffy gets up and goes to eat or falls asleep immediately. You grown to not mind it, but right now you kinda felt a bit….

Sad, almost.

It was weird you felt like your mood just shifted from okay to sorrow and you don’t understand why. You grab each of you some clean clothing and place it on your bed. Luffy turns and watches you while still eating studying your saddened gaze.

“You okay? Does your butt hurt ?” He asks noticing the slap marks on it, you look back to see and shake your head, you felt so weighed down for some reason and you couldn’t figure out why. You have no complaints about the sex that isn’t the issue but after such an intense session.

You just

Wanted to be held right now.

“Let’s take another bath. I’m sticky.”

“Ughhhh whyyyyyy just throw on a dress! You’ll be okay.”

“Can you at least come to bed I’m tired.”

“Just a second Y/N im hungrrryyyy…” He scrambled in the drawers for more food contemplating to quickly get dressed and head to the kitchen.

For some reason Luffy’s defiance made your chest hurt, he’s always like this, but right now him not wanting to do anything made your lips quiver. You looked glossy in the eyes holding his clothing. It wasn’t until your did a soft sniff he turned his head back at you.

“Y/N…” He seen your head down, thumb caressing his shirt, still in the nude and fighting back your will to cry for something you don’t understand why. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing.” You handed him his shirt to grab your robe hanging off your door, “‘M ganna take a shower.”

You left Luffy alone to start up some water, the bathhouse was cleaned top to bottom from when you and Luffy left it with a note on the mirror.

“To Y/N & Luffy: At Least clean the bathhouse before leaving to have sex! Perverts! -Nami”

Now not only are you sad, but embarrassed now.

“Ugh.” You groaned tossing the note to start some water to hop in the shower, but right before you stepped in here comes a naked Luffy causing your eyes to widen

“LU!” You pulled him in shutting the door behind you wondering what the hell was going on, “You can’t keep walking around—“

“Its fine nobody is awake.” He didnt break contact of your eyes. Luffy felt a bit worried seeing your storm off, and he could have sworn you—

“Did i make you cry?”

“What?” You snap your face at him, subconsciously touching your warm cheeks, “no you didn’t.”

“Then why are you—“

“Nothing Luffy.”

“Tell me.” He grabbed your arm before you could walk inside the steaming water, you kinda hoped he would come to join you, but you also had a bit of you wanting to just be alone to rid of the pains you felt.

Both physically and emotionally.

Luffy didn’t quite understand why your mood changed, youre usually as happy as he is after sex,

“Was i bad?” He finally broke the quiet tension between you both.

“Hm?”

“Was i bad? Did I not make you feel good?”

“No Luffy it’s just…” you sigh rubbing your forehead, before pulling him inside the shower with you, he waiting patiently as you began to clean his back, maybe not looking into his eyes will ease some of your nerves. “It’s just…after we have sex…sometimes I just…wanna be held by you. I know it sounds stupid, but i like a little comfort after we finish…being told I did really good, ….maybe even a kiss, but—-“

In an instant your lips were pressed against his, they were always smaller than yours, lower lip just a tad plumper than his top, his cold wet hands cupped your warmed cheeks, you felt his thumb rub against your temple gently as if he wanted you to know he heard you.

“Like that?” Still holding your face, he looked into your eyes filled with some hope he did it right to make you happy. You lean into his touch and smile.

“Yeah. Something like that.” Your face finally cracked into a smile, which in turn made him as well.

“Oh thank God!” Luffy exhales making you both laugh, “All you had to do was ask Y/N I’ll do whatever you want.”

You almost felt stupid not asking him sooner, your communication with Luffy wasn’t far from bad. He spoke to you about things he wanted and needed out of you so what makes you think you couldn’t?

“Here. Turn around.” Your raven haired boyfriend moved you and you heard what you assumed to be the body wash tab open and his hands rubbing roughly against each other, but by the smell you knew—

“Wait wait! Lu!” You reached over in front of you to grab the soap to hand him, “that’s shampoo not soap!”

“…aint it the same thing?”

-

It was such a comforting silence for a moment as Luffy washed you, he was delicate with his touches after a while, cracking jokes per usual to hear you laugh again. Once you both rinse each other off you were ready to get out, but Luffy didn’t seem ready to do so yet.

“Wait!” He pulled you closer to him, your breast now smushed against his, his stare was almost intimidating right now, “um…”

Your boyfriend grabbed your cheeks again to kiss you, this time small pecks not giving you anytime to return the favor which made you giggle, “h-hey-“

“I do lo…um…I do…love you…y/n. You know that right?”

His stutter made your eyes widen. Why was he so nervous to say that? You wonder, but instead of questioning it you nod, “mmhm. I love you too Luffy.”

Hearing that made his heart feel funny, he masked his worry with that pretty big smile you loved so much.

Once you both get out and head to your room in your towel and robe you felt him hold your pinky in with his, when you felt the tightness against it you looked and then seen him look the opposite way, possibly hiding the small blush on his face as you walked to your room. You smile at the sentiment.

-

“Let’s get something to eat.” You suggest brushing Luffy’s hair as he sits in between your legs, “I know You’re still hungry.”

“Mmhm.” He hummed, arms wrapped around your waist and face in your cleavage, “‘want meat.”

You both sneak your way into the kitchen praying Sanji’s 6th sense doesn’t get him to wake up and catch you both. There was a note on the fridge.

“To my dearest Y/N: I made a plate specifically for you, whenever you come to eat. It’s your favorite! -Love, Sanji”

There was tears on the note.

Sanji also left a note for Luffy too:

“I hate you. Don’t eat Y/N’s food. - Sanji”

There were two plates for you both, you grabbed them and Luffy grabbed some more for the road and you head back to your room to eat.

“Y’know i still don’t know why I did that.” Luffy muffled, face stuffed as he was eating across from you on the bed crisscross shirtless, “You think it was something i ate?”

“Ion know.” You shrugged eating with a little more decorum than your boyfriend, he shrugs as well. Best not to think about what the possibilities were, not like you remembered much hours prior.

“You did do good by the way.” He spoke again, this time his voice more clear and soft, “You always feel really good. I don’t think you understand that, but I can tell you that more.”

“…thank you, Lu.”

“Hahaha, i like when you call me that too. It sounds so hot when you moan it—“

“Okay, Luffy!” You groaned, you knew sweet moments with him never last, he laughs holding his stomach at your embarrassment.

Once you both ate Luffy stretched out his body for you to lay on, your weight felt so good against him. He could get used to moments like this, moments where it’s just you and him. Relaxing.

You adjusted on top, arms and blankets around you both, he was so comfortable to lay on, his heart beat still relatively fast, but soothing none the less.

“I love you, Y/N.” Was the last thing you heard and a peck on the forehead before dozing off again.

It felt good to you both to learn how to properly take care of each other.