#my blorbo needs to be put in a blender

[waifu-napoleon]

Napoleon: I hate seeing you like this.

Frederick William III.: Like what?

Napoleon: In person.

[liauditore]

cw// implied character death, double life nonsense

because you are love itself.

[vex-posts]

When the new favorite character curse consumes your braincells until there's nothing left but love, admiration, and the desire to put him through unfathomable torment <3

This is him btw. This is a middle aged man; he has three daughters and his wife left him. He's a bit if a pessimistic asshole but he cares about his friends. I love reading fics where he almost dies from blood loss <3

[oneshotprincess]

honestly i just really need fics where at the end of it all, viktor wakes up but jayce doesn't

[goneatlas]

is this not angsty enough or did i just get desensitized to the angst

[marvelousazula]

being skeptical means I'm ready to be watching my comfort movies for the next three weeks.

[thiefy-teefy]

"m,,maybe,,, this year,,,? I'll be someone's pookie??? or platonic house husband??? pl,,,pleaase???"

cmon and shoot this fucking thing

[lordofthesoups]

i will never regret that prediction nothing i say/do will ever top that

“what’s your writing process” i put a pathetic guy in a blender and blend blend blend

[initial-lime]

The day I stop treating Jon like my favorite Barbie doll is the day I die,, and don’t even tell me it’s not accurate because the first thing a child does with a doll is put them in fucked up scenarios and lord knows I need to put the man in a blender.

Frothing at the mouth with the insatiable need to dress him up, put him in stupid poses and you know what If I wanna take a pair of scissors to his hair that’s what I’ll do,,,

Your honor that is my BLORBO MAN, and he was NOT made to stay in the box <3

[blorbo-arena]

Listen. I love iroh. I need him to lose because there is no way he should be winning a blorbo poll because blorbos are characters i would put through a blender and smack with a brick for funsies and id rather die than do so to iroh

I think we're limiting ourselves on what a blorbo can be. To me a blorbo is a favorite guy (uni) from a piece of media, particularly from a show (as depicted in the original coinage, "blorbo from my shows"). Sure you can put them in a blender if they're an evil/morally ambiguous character but you can also place a beloved meow-meow blorbo in a terrarium with lots of light and food and water.

[watchin-mah-stories]

Yall know the trend of like “putting my blorbos in a blender on the highest setting”, “I love this character so much I need to hit him with a bus and beat him with hammers”

I feel like Luck is of that mentality, I mean look how he is with Magna (and any other person he meets whose magic tickles his fancy, but mostly Magna)

They’re mutual blorbos, your honor

[aaaaaaaaraaaaaraaa]

I finished dungeon meshi i need to put mithrun in a blender and also give him a good meal and a goods night rest. Dramatically depressed truamatized blorbos who should probably get a dog and a glass of water you will always be safe in my heart

[foxstens]

kevin for the ask game :)

i get to ramble about my boy thank youuu

warning: this is long and unhinged. sorry

First impression

he sure is a character who exists. i did spend the first book convinced kevneil was endgame and then i was so shocked when that wasn't the case (plus when we found out he had a girlfriend 💀) but then after trk i paid a lot less attention to him because i had andreil tunnel vision. reading the extra content back then definitely helped me see kevin in a different light plus it lowkey got me on the kandreil train but for a good number of years i liked how much andrew and neil care about him more than i liked kevin himself, if that makes sense. i never hated him but he really was more like a glorified side character to me for like 8 years. which... holy shit i'm so glad tsc changed my perspective.

Impression now

bestest boy ever. blorbo of blorbos. character of all time. i need to dissect him i need to put him in a blender i need to torture him i need to eat him i need to protect him i need to make him happy i need to put him in my pocket. i never want to stop thinking about him.

Favorite moment

uhm. hardest question ever? i love all of his moments and choosing just one would feel so weird because it's all of them together that make him such a fascinating character, you know? but perhaps the 'my father comes to all of my games' one. because that scene is really the perfect summary of kevin's entire personality. and i am now in tears. as happens every time i think about that scene. was that the first time he said smth like that to wymack. how do you think he felt ;-;

Idea for a story

idk what this means. like i have too many ideas how am i supposed to choose one. kevin is endlessly fascinating because he is vital to the plot but we also never get to see his pov. but also if you change one thing about him everything changes. i don't think it's possible to be a kevin fan without having a million story ideas about him.

so anyway recently i've been thinking about an au where ichirou becomes infatuated with kevin while he's still in the nest and how that would affect kevin's relationship with riko and also everything that happens during canon. :)

Unpopular opinion

i probably have a lot of these but i'm not sure what the actual popular opinions are about kevin. except for one. i don't think he's that bad. i know canon pretty much beats us over the head with the idea that he's an insufferable bitch but when he's not on the court, is he really that bad? he's about as rude and mean as any of the other foxes (or ravens), and he has the same one track mind that both jean and neil do. there's this tendency to talk about kevin as if he is actually the most most most insufferable mf on the planet and as if nobody in the books likes him or considers him a friend. it's just not true and so i kinda hate it :/

Favorite relationship

kandrew. kandrew. kandrew. kevneil too and kandreil in general but there's something about kandrew that makes me love it just a tiny bit more. because they annoy the shit out of each other and they'll never see eye to eye when it comes to exy but they're also best friends and they're so tender and they are both so so important for the other's healing journey and arrrghh i love everything about them. also codependency 👍

Favorite headcanon

i have about 70 of these and i'm currently forgetting all of them. but one of them has to be the idea that riko was the only one who would listen to his history rants. it's probably not accurate to canon since we know kevin was close with thea and jean as well but it makes my heart hurt. therefore it's great 👍 (been on a kevriko kick lately sorryr)

[pinkyjulien]

🟨 Appearance Creator Mod Infos Dump

With the release of ACM (Appearance Creator Mod) I wanted to dump some information that might be useful, especially for non-modders that want to play around with it!

(I had no involvement with the making of this mod at all, nor I have any tie with AMM development, just throwing my two cents as a regular user, player and modder)

You'll find some How To, Tutos and other useful heads-up under read more, if you plan on using this mod as a modding tool (sketching up outfits ideas before modding them as custom appearance for your blorbo for example) or simply want to play blorbo dress up!

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First, You might want to get familiar with these suffix, as you will need to identify what part of a character's outfit you wanna swap

▶ Garments Components Names

h0 - Character's head mesh he - Eyes mesh heb - Eyebrows mesh ht - Teeth mesh hx - Head's details meshes (pimples, makeup...) hh - Hair mesh t0 - Character's Body mesh t1 - Torso Inner Garment (T-shirt, Tank top...) t2 - Torso Outer Garment (Vest, Jacket, Hood...) a0 - Character's Arms mesh (Cyberarms...) l1 - Legs Garment (Pants...) s1 - Feet Garment (Shoes, Socks...) i1 - Accessory / Item Garment (Cyberware, Belt, Necklace...)

▶ Garments Rigs Names

ma - Man Average mb - Man Big mc - Man Child mf - Man Fat mm - Man Massive wa - Woman Average waf - Woman Average Fat

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⚠ It's important to note that Garments are NOT automatically refited to the character! You can use a WA garment on a Male NPC but it won't magically fit his shape

⚠ Johnny and Kerry, despite using the MA rig, both have a thinner bodies and most of the garment will float and appear larger on them

⚠ A lot of Garments have their own RIGs and physics, and might T-pose / break upon being swapped on your NPC of choice! For this reason, Hair with physics will automatically break as well

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AMC is a standalone window in game, and not included in AMM main window!

After spawning a NPC, the AMC window should fill up with the spawned entity's garment components (and yes it can get crowded really quick, especially on smaller monitors and resolution)

Yes, It also works on NPVs and NPC+! 🔥

Everything on these windows can be overwhelming especially if you're not familiar with modding, so I'll throw a little example here using Scorpion

First I want to get rid of his hood and vest, without using AMM's custom appearance, using only ACM

In the list, I look for his Vest and his Hood component

We can easily turn them invisible by clicking the "Toggle" button Make sure to also disable any decals, stickers, and additional component (his vest also has a decal component, see in the screenshot)

The little icon next to a component's name indicate it has been edited in some way

I'll now switch his tank top for something else

Click on "Select From List" next to the "Mesh Path" of the desired component (in Scorpion's case, t1_060_ma_tank__corset) Open up the "Torso" list, and you'll be able to click on any of the listed t1 and t2 garments!

⚠ As mentioned above, garments doesn't magically refits on characters; Scorpion use the Man Average body and rig, anything that isn't a "ma" garment won't fit him correctly!

⚠ Another thing to be aware of is that a lot of garments's might break around the collar area! However if you plan on using this same mesh in an outfit, don't let that scare you, as it's easily fixable in blender

Export your desired mesh and look for the "NeckCollar_JNT" bone and simply rename it to "Neck" (blender will put some numbers next to it but that's fine, ignore that)

I'm going to switch to Valentin here to showcase how to deal with potential clipping 🤏 Since Valentin's body is customized, bit chubbier, he always needs refiting

Let's say you swapped your character's top for something else but part of his torso clips out

To put my boys titas away, I'll look for his body component (t0)

Click on "Chunk Mask" to open the garment's submeshes list

Garment's meshes are broken down in multiple submeshes that can be easily chunkmasked (disabled) at will to deal with clipping! This is why NPC usually don't even have a full body mesh when taking off their clothes, they are chunkmasked to avoid clipping :D

I will disable the Submesh 1 by unchecking the "1" box

Don't be afraid to click on multiple box and see what gets chunkmasked on different meshes! You won't break anything 👌

aaand for now that's about all I can think of that might be confusing for users- tho if you have question don't hesitate to ask on this post, to reblog or to come into DMs!

[charliemwrites]

Ugh I need 141 to grovel only to be rejected 🤌🏻

You’re almost making me hate my boy Simon fr I get mad everytime I read fanfics of him now

Cbdkfnfkf Simon is a blorbo in the way that I put him in a blender and bzzzzzzzzz

[marvelousazula]

I desperately need a fic idea to put Agatha, Carol and Peter in the same room.