#my gender is pirate

[agender-wolfie]

Imagine Kid meeting his future partner by being too rowdy and knocking over their art stand or something by accident (being himself) but instead of apologizing, he blames them. Stating that they shouldn’t have been in the way in the first place. And instead of backing down and being a meek little mouse like he expects you to be,you tear into him.

“You listen to me you giant red fuck! I don’t work my ass off, pouring blood, sweat and tears into my work just so wild ass fuckos like you can come in here and tear shit up! You’re either going to clean this up and pay for the damages, or I’m gonna beat your ass!!”

The whole crew was stunned, everyone that didn’t run away in fear of an altercation was stunned, but most of all, Kid was stunned. As soon as you called him a “giant red fuck” his smirk dropped and his mouth hung open while a steady red creeped up his neck and face. The fact that you had the gall to stand up to him in the first place was one thing, but your fiery spirit and your overall passion in the face of a feared pirate is what had his heart thumping and pants becoming a bit tight.

Killer, who had moved close just in case he needed to step in and prevent more trouble, had seen the absolute love struck look on his captains face and let out an amused huff, knowing Kid had finally met his match.

[eli-am-confused]

I have been absolutely obsessed with the Mechanisms lately so here is Drumbot Brian being my absolute favorite gender

[m-for-now]

As someone who is genderfae (microlabel under genderfluid), I have a lot of different experiences with gender.

I just wish someone told me sooner that it won't go like "today I'm a girl" "today I'm an enby" but more like ,,, "today I am a swamp witch" "today I am a feminine victorian vampire boy" "today I am a forest goblin collecting people's stares about my gender expression like shiny rocks on the ground" "today I'm an androgynous pirate lady"

Like,,, sure, are those real genders? I don't fucking now. If a cisgender person asked me what I identify as that day, would I answer like that? No, definitely not.

But to my genderqueer, trans and genderfluid friends; do you get me? I can't be alone with this, right?

[olivexing]

Whoa! Big again!

And it feels nice :)

[cursed-child-autumncookie]

There is something INHERENTLY homoerotic about the relationship between a pirate captain and his first mate. Even the title is gay. First mate? Yeah I bet he is...

[kiddphel]

happy pride months to self shippers and their masc lesbian f/os. their femme gay man f/os. their gnc f/os. happy pride to selfshippers with canonically trans f/os and f/os they headcanon to be trans. happy pride to the masculine f/os who wear makeup.

happy pride to self shippers and their f/os and whatever gender expression makes them happy

[komashkathesilly]

no one asked for it but i brought some very crunched mizunene

[norhuu]

The thing I struggled most with about OFMD is the intense gender envy.

Anyways, Blackbeard in a corset and see-through dress.

[cornercritter]

my artfight attacks. only did two but that's two more than i was planning so we're calling this a win

characters are constance and arcelia for hawp @hawper and flicker for marbles @marblegroves!! love these guys :>

[nineraeix]

tiefling doodles

[sen-ya]

heart eyes @ Lawlu fam au's Robin + love that Kaya joined the strawhats, i'm curious about the bond she has with the rest of the crew - especially Sanji (👀) and the non-East Blue crewmates!!! also Brook teaching anyone who shows moderate interest in music is so real i love that headcanon!!

Ahhhh I love Kaya I’m sorry if I drone on in random directions here!! Okay okay so the general vibe of how she got there is after Laugh Tale (and whatever happens there I dare not speculate I’m bad at guessing) the Straw Hats eventually make their way back to the East Blue and Usopp stays in Syrup village for a little longer than the rest of the crew and when they come back for him he’s like “uh so hi uh Kaya and I got married” and Luffy’s like “SHE WAS CREW BEFORE SHE’S CREW NOW GET ON THIS BOAT :^))” Then there’s a period of time when her and Usopp decide they want to have a kid (surprise it’s two kids) where they spend a few years in Syrup Village before they rejoin the Straw Hats which I know I mentioned okay but so w Sanji I think before the kids they’re very friendly, Sanji always knew about Kaya and Usopp would write to Kaya and talk abt all the crew but esp Sanji so there’s a bit of that “I feel like I already know you” vibe with them. She does already know the rest of the East Blue crew so she’d probably gravitate towards them at first and out of all of them besides Usopp I think she’d vibe the most with Luffy and Sanji. Her and Chopper are fast friends for obvious reasons, and they start to kind of divvy up doctor-ing duties. Kaya specialized in traumatic injury so she could help Usopp on his adventures and Chopper specializes in internal medicine so she becomes a huge help in the aftermath of battles. First round of treatment from Dr. Kaya and ongoing treatment with Dr. Chopper :^) Add Law into the mix when the Hearts are around and they have a little Doctor Club where the three of them are always exchanging knowledge and books and things they’ve found around the world that are helpful. The three of them are really comfortable friends and like to study in the same room together without talking for like hours. In a similar vein I think her and Robin get along really well and will read quietly together. The way that Robin just says creepy shit Kaya has a way of doing that too, but with such a friendly face and tone it’ll take people a long time to even begin to clock why what she said is fucked up (makes giving Bad Doctor News very easy, she’s a kind of calming that after the fact makes you go ??? How did that work). She spends a fair amount of time with Franky because she likes to hang out in the workshop while Usopp tinkers, and it turns into her learning a thing or two from Franky as well. Brook tried to teach her piano because it seemed like something she’d like but she was low key terrible at it and the lessons went on much longer than they should have because they were both too polite to suggest they stop.

After her and Usopp rejoin the Straw Hats Sanji is immediately obsessed with their kids. Sanji has such “I will parent the shit out of any child” energy okay this guy was born to dad. Ofc it makes Usopp’s heart full to see his kids with his boyf, and Usopp is a very involved dad (he would never be like his own dad), but it just situationally ends up giving Kaya & Sanji more one on one time than they’d had before (switching off parenting duties, Kaya’s not really a fighter so she tends to stay back on the ship if there’s conflict, Sanji esp at first volunteers to stay back with her and the kids to keep watch). All of that plus the fact that Sanji’s always been framed to her as this guy the person she loves loves, it’s only a hop skip and a jump away until “oops I have a crush on my husband’s boyfriend.” Esp cause I don’t think Usopp would be shy about being affectionate with either of them, so all three of them plus the two kids just end up in a pile super often.

ALSO OKAY WE WERE ROBBED OF SHORT HAIRED ROBIN ODA ALMOST GAVE HER TO US AND I WILL NEVER FORGET

[nerime]

so me and my mom met a guy she knows on the street and he was dressed like a full-blown pirate, not some halloween costume shit, just very well put together and good quality, with handmade pieces, jewelry, and even proper pirate shoes

they chatted a bit and said bye and I was just so in love with his style and I asked my mom about and she's like "oh him? no, he just dresses like that every day, he did 20 years ago as well"

THIS IS SO COOL, HELLO??????

[chaoticmannamedoliver]

Todays gender is whatever the fuck jonny d'ville has going on/pos

[maeed2103]

Glad Sanji isn’t real bc they wouldn’t be able to handle seeing I Saw The Tv Glow without at least 4 mental breakdowns

[saym0-0]

hi hello heres jonny in a pirate hat peace and love

[flowersandbigteeth]

Meeting your demon pirate boyfriend

General plot: A demon pirate wins you in a card game

This is slightly off brand, it's not too monstery more piratey but I had it in my head...

Demon pirate (Harland) x gender neutral reader

💕 SFW MASTERPOST 💕

Word Count: 1k

W: gag, restraints, threats of sa, mostly sfw pirate fluff

You glared at the pirate as he threw another few cards down, biting down on your gag. Only a few hours earlier you’d been working at this very tavern, serving ale to the regulars of the small seaside town you lived in completely oblivious to how your day would end. 

The pirates had taken the town easily. It only employed a small militia of skinny fisherman armed with spears while they had swords and cannons. The ones that didn’t run away immediately died screaming and the citizens they didn’t kill were divided up between them. 

Now that the fun part was over, they’d crowded into the tavern to drink whatever ale was behind the counter and gamble. Only the pirate holding you by the hair was using you as a chip. 

“You have to give me a chance to win 'em back, Harland,” he pleaded as he examined his losing hand splayed out on the table, “look at that ass!” 

“No, I don’t think I will,” the captain of the ship chuckled at him, slapping his hands on his knees, “I’m bored with cards. Go find one of the leftovers from the pen to fuck around with, there are plenty left.” 

He eyed you and you balled up trying to make yourself small. Curling his fingers at you he beckoned for you to crawl over to him. The pirate holding you loosened his grip and shoved you forward with a pout. A sore loser. You fell forward on your face, tangled up in your apron.

The captain chuckled at you, dragging you towards him by the straps of your apron. He was a demon, so he was much larger than you with thick, dark horns jutting out of his head. Narrowing his black eyes at you, he pulled your chin between his fingers and turned your head from side to side, examining you. 

“You’re a pretty one,” he said, licking a gold fang, “you’ll do nicely.” 

You trembled in front of him, terrified of what would come next. He threw you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and climbed the stairs to the rooms above. Instinctually, you fought, thrashing on his shoulder and probably bruising your sides.  

He tossed you on a bed and shut the door, locking it behind him. You scooted as far away from him as possible, cowering in the corner. 

“You don’t have to be so frightened,” he said, “I’m not going to hurt you.” 

As if to prove his point, he untied the gag from your head and freed your wrists. You watched in terror as he crossed the room and pulled a book from a bag. He tossed it to you and you looked confused. 

“W-what is this?” you asked, holding it up. 

“A book,” he chuckled, “please tell me that you can read.” 

You nodded hesitantly. 

“Then read it,” he said. 

You shakily opened the pages and stared at the words, but you didn’t process any of it. You were still terrified and now confused. 

“Out loud,” he growled and you swallowed hard, forcing your eyes to focus. 

You read the first page to him, your voice shaking. It was a story about an old man climbing a mountain. 

“Mmm,” he hummed, “I like your voice. I made a good choice.” 

He sank down onto the bed next to you and put his arms behind his head, leaning back against the wall and getting comfortable. 

“Keep going,” he prompted you when you’d paused. 

You read to him for a few hours until you glanced up and found his eyes were closed. Sure he’d fallen asleep, you quietly crept to your feet. 

“There’s no sense in trying to run away” he said startling you, wrapping his big hands around your waist and pulling you into his lap, “you’re staying with me.” 

“You can’t do this!” you cried, trying escape his iron grip. 

He jerked your chin up to him so that you had to meet his eyes. 

“Do you want me to give you to the rest of my men to do what they want with you?” he asked, “maybe I should lock you naked in the stocks in the middle of town, see if you’ve changed your mind in a day or two.” 

Your mouth snapped shut. He gave you a cruel smile. 

“If you want my protection, you’ll do what I say,” he said, “otherwise…” 

He let you come to your own conclusions. You wanted to spit in his face, but you swallowed it down and relaxed in his arms. 

“That’s a good pet,” he said, stroking your hair, “I’m not a cruel master. I can make you a very happy little companion if you let me.” 

You whimpered, struggling with your impulse to fight. The pirate watched your conflict, amused. 

“Eager for my men?” he asked you, dragging a claw over your cheek. 

You glared at him and stiffly shook your head. 

“Good,” he said, baring his big teeth at you, “it would be a pity if they got to touch you before me.” 

You stiffened and he pulled you close to him, rubbing your head. You were surrounded by his musky scent, strong from all the day's exertion.  

“You can relax,” he said, “I’m not going to force you. I’ve never needed to force anyone in my life. You’ll be on your knees begging for my cock in a few days all on your own.” 

You let out a relieved breath, though you scoffed at the last part. He was horrible. There was no way in hell you were fucking him if he wasn’t going to force you.  

“Then what are you going to do with me?” you asked, afraid to hear the answer. 

He looked at you as if that should be obvious. 

“I want you to read to me and when you aren’t doing that you can follow me around for status. It looks good to have a pretty toy on your arm,” he winked at you, "of course we'll have to get you some nicer outfits, maybe a leash."

He held a limp lock of hair in his hand, damp from your panicked sweat.

"...a haircut."

You were a little taken aback at how vain this pirate was, but now that you got a good look at him you should have guessed. He was adorned with a clump of gold chains and his shirt was a fine material with shiny gold buttons even though it had a bit of blood spattered on it. Punched into his pointed ears were a variety of earrings with sparkling jewels and his fingers were laden with shiny rings.

“Now,” he said, putting the book back in your hands, “start where you left off.”

He leaned back, absently dragging his claws through your hair, while you read to him late into the night.