#my irls are so neat

[s0up1ta]

"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

[deadpooly]

i love how people irl still know me as the "spider-man girl" after all these years. im just so happy that ppl will see spider-man and immediately think of me, even though im not even obnoxious about it anymore, im so subtle about my love for spider-man but everyone still knows him as a part of my identity

[cayliecoltrane]

quick lil ETHOwO redraw

[scourge-sympathiser]

SCOURGE SUNDAY 010/???

classic

[canisalbus]

I am a vet student, and I had a patient today who looked like Machete! Made me think of your boys. Also, I get a kick out of the small animal veterinary surgery textbook, because there's a Vasco-like dog on the cover.

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[authenticcadence18]

the duality of (wo)man

[bmpmp3]

FREAK ASS

[what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque]

Ok I know I'm heavily biased here but like I kinda love that Astarion's romance is one of the few in this type of video game where you basically end up canonically unmarried and childfree in his "good" ending? Just travelling the world??

Like it's honestly the millennial dream lmfaoo cannot believe i chose what would undoubtedly be my favorite option, first try

[tamagotchikgs]

i had no idea seadragons were even a thing i lov this guy

+bonus leafy seadragon i also just found out abt

[mortalheartache]

The idea of IRL stephen glass is so funny because he’s some guy who is genuinely a not good person and also crusty dusty but we babygirlified him because a hot guy played a character of him 😭

I like to imagine some poor journalism major is on tumblr looking up ‘stephen glass’ to see if likeminded journalists have posted anything on him and they get smacked in the face with smut fanfiction of the yassified babygirl version of the subject of their final paper

[tonguetyd]

Disclaimer: I don’t draw. The stuff on my jacket is the most art I have made…like…ever. But, giving it a shot anyway.

An Offering.

Reference photo by adamrosssi

[schnaf]

22 days until hyeongjun's 22nd birthday

day 22 aka THE COUNTDOWN IS OVER - hyeongjun's past birthday brrrr ppoppos

bonus: 🤫

[corpsentry]

at the asian american studies sponsored movie screening i run out of my seat to press a button for the presenter and you look away, not in shame, but in anger

go make your own movie.

One where you’re the star

and everything’s my fault

the way you want it to be. I know, it’s easy

to let someone else hold this grief

and sit in the bathtub,

all dressed up to go to the party.

Maybe in this movie it’s your party

and I the party crasher,

holding cymbals and a baseball bat, et cetera.

But we don’t stop getting older when we’re angry

and you’re only twenty,

can’t listen to lullabies at night,

can’t sleep without a blanket

over your head like you’re scared

of your own shadow. God, go

write your own movie.

You could do it,

you’re still

pretty. Angry? Me too.

The bathtub’s overflowing,

the bathroom’s flooding

with whatever you couldn’t say

to the poet with their palms glued shut

in a cheap simulacrum of prayer.

Didn’t you say you were tired? Angry? Me too.

Upset? Unhappy? Me too. Hungry? Lonely? Me too. Me too.

Standing barefoot in the grass

I remembered the month of bad weather.

How I parted the fog with broken hands each night,

looking for your voice.

Oh, I will not forgive you.

Not like this.

With your fingers splayed

against the brute February sky,

lips cracked open like windows,

waiting, like you always are, for me to say the first word.

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #152

Every year around the holidays, a "bug war" breaks out in the Parker-Stark households 

Not bugs as in creepy crawlies. Technology bugs. Surveillance.

Tony and Peter are both determined to figure out what the other wants for the holidays 

The two are on surprisingly even ground: Peter's spider-sense doesn't consider this a threat, and FRIDAY won't snitch. They both have to find any "bugs" the old fashioned way.

Bonus:

Soon enough the whole Ironfam is wrapped up in it. November and December become a time of yearly paranoia, everyone watching what they say and "checking for bugs." 

Even Peter's friends discover tiny bugs on them. When Ned first learns the itty bitty robot behind his coat button is from Tony Stark trying to find out what he wants for Christmas he faints on the spot

Bonus 2, Crack Taken Seriously Boogaloo:

For a bit of drama: it's all fun and games until one year Peter gets kidnapped. The situation is bad. They only find him in time thanks to one of the "holiday bugs" Tony recently snuck on

[dast4rd]

I forgot to post the one with twilight sparkle

[clicheantagonist]

WiPs as a Moodboard

Thankies @socially-awkward-skeleton @shallow-gravy and @derelictheretic for tagging me!

Post a moodboard and an important phrase or line of dialogue from the fic you're working on. (Y'all are never getting a single line or phrase. I simply cannot do that.)

@shallow-gravy the Fallout bug got my ass, too. Samsies!!!! 👋🏻

“You are not my first ghoul rodeo.” Alex replies easily. It goes without saying, but she won’t tell him why. Not yet. If he sticks around, maybe. “Still, helluva charitable act.” Cooper muses. Alex's brow furrows briefly in thought, she can’t figure out what tone he says it with. “Just ‘cause the civilized world ended doesn’t mean everyone’s gotta be an asshole all the time.” Alex replies, unbothered, brushing it off. She’s just happy to have someone who’ll talk back to her, instead of her usual one-sided conversations with Cash.

-"Lucky Strike"

No pressure tags, don't mind me if I missed that you already did it: @josephslittledeputy @adelaidedrubman @purplehairsecretlair idk anyone who wants to, I'm not sure who all enjoys getting tagged in these 🤷🏻‍♀️