#mystery corner

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

idk how other people define peak comedy, but for me it's visiting someone else's home and noticing a faint-but-distinguishable cat paw print on the ceiling. Events have Occurred here

[swordmaid]

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

[moodlesmain]

Hi. Look at this.

I just spent two days straight making a digital conspiracy board trying to piece together my favourite genre that isn't really a genre and more just a very particular niche which doesn't really have a name.

If you want to look I reccomend downloading and zooming in on the image to read everything LMAO, I want to try and convert it to a page on my neocities at some point so its easier to view but for now you guys just get a big ol' jpeg. You're welcome :)

[ghost-in-the-corner]

"What can one do in the face of such monumental loss but breath a weary sigh, for the world is a little quieter now."

This quote? Drives me feral. Absolutely insane. Because it is so beautiful and lyrical, the kind of thing you'd think you'd find in a Victorian novel or an old poem.

But it's from a cartoon made of clip art that was made purely to annoy someone else, posted on YouTube as part of an after show.

[kami-ships-it]

annotated floor plan of Cap's office

[conkers-thecosy]

....Anyone else ever think about Tom Bombadil and the fact that Tolkien's publishers probably only left that whole chunk in there because they thought this random, delightful, and overpowered character was likely going to make a future appearance to help fight the forces of evil, or???

[wordybee]

when it's cork board time.

[bistaxx]

Cat hybrids twins headcanon is my favorite not only because cats are super cute and awesome but also because I adore the mental image of them purring in satisfaction or joy while threatening or killing people

[mossy-rot]

before i watched the whole official season of hazbin my friend was telling me about the alastor working for lilith theory and when they were talking about how they've both been gone for 7 years and that alastor got all close to and protective of charlie n shit instead of jumping to the much more logical conclusion my mind immediately went "oh lilith transitioned. good for him"

[corviiids]

longfic? death note longfic? rook? rook longfic? rook DEATH NOTE longfic??? <- really normal abt ur writing

oh this just made me smile so big. thank u so much!!! means a lot to me that u care about my writing!!! and yes i................... well despite having zero time or energy for anything right now due to [career shit] i started going really nuts with this one death note au idea........... to be honest it's so involved that it could be a spinoff light novel at this point. lol. dont want to say too much about the premise in case i never do it but ivebeen sitting bolt upright at random hours to jot down ideas

i have NOT started writing it. i HAVE been planning it. THIS is the PLANNING document

girl help

[soulinkpoetry]

To read someone… to immerse yourself in their world…. to discover all of their pieces….

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[nxpthys]

Jaehaera: Remember what Uncle Aemond said- Jaehaerys: Ask no questions and you will be told no lies? Jaehaera: No. Jaehaera: I mean, he DID say that, but no.

[ghost-in-the-corner]

If Watcher wanted to announce their streaming service to roaring success they should've announced the final season of the Hot Daga with it

[zishuge]

why have i never noticed until now that there's a little animated painted hulijing in the corner of the mlc opening credits look at her she's so perfect!!!!!

[verademialove]

“I fell in love with the idea that the mysterious thing you look for your whole life will eventually eat you alive.”

— Laurie Anderson explaining her attraction to Moby-Dick

[acequinz]

You think Li Lianhua would turn and punch Di Feisheng when they first hear their XiaoBao curse and Di Feisheng giggles.

Only for Di Feisheng to look so offended because he has literally never cursed before and it's usually Li Lianhua badmouthing Li Xiangyi.

Like this is actually your fault babe! How dare you hit me about it. *Folds arms and pouts subtly*