Football (Soccer) isn't the same as Bach or Buddhism. But it is often more deeply felt than religion, and just as much a part of the community's fabric, a repository of traditions.
- Franklin Foer, How Soccer Explains the World: An Unlikely Theory of Globalisation
The printed illustrated sheet music cover for ‘The National Football Song’, words by L. Myers and music by C.A. Wills. It was published in London by J.A. Mills, ca.1880.
The song celebrates both Association Football and Rugby football and the cover depicts the national star players of the day.
The two types of ball are also illustrated, above and below the flags. Both soccer and rugby developed from the same game but there was such confusion between those who played it as a contact sport and those who didn't that in 1863 there was a meeting of representatives in London to clarify the fundamental rules. It was after this meeting that those who played rugby-style football went their own way, and the Football Association was founded for those who favoured a game that forbade tripping, shin- kicking, and carrying the ball.
In 1871 the Rugby Football Union was founded. One man illustrated here, A.J. Gould, who played for London before returning to his native Wales, is credited as having invented the idea of having four three-quarters in attack and defence.
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(Decided to make part 2)
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